All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s02e25_the_anniversary_show

There is more to life than what's your
lip. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hit. Brand
new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail.

At the end was you.

There's a path we take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

Nights are long, but you might awake.

Grand life, grand life, grand life
around the bend.

All right.

Here you go, Mona.

Eggs just the way you like them.

Those aren't eggs. That's just the way I
like them.

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning,

Angela. What may I ask do you want for
breakfast? Oh, just do some coffee.

I knew I could count on you.

Don't play with your food, dear.

I have an announcement to make. Oh, an
announcement.

Well, let me guess.

You met a tall, dark stranger.

You've thrown caution to the wind.
You've fallen madly in love and you're

eloping on Tuesday.

No, Mother.

Wednesday. As you all know, we will soon

be marking the second anniversary of
Tony and Samantha's arrival into our

happy household.

Well, I was close.

And in honor of that occasion, I would
like to invite you all to a very special

dinner.

It's going to be next Friday.

And I will be cooking.

I can't make it.

Come on, Sam. Come on. Her cooking's not
that bad.

Just remind me to stock up on a Pepto
-Bismol.

No, that's not it. This weekend I'm
going to New London for my drill team

championship. Oh, well, let's make it
the following Friday.

No, no good for me. I have that wet T
-shirt contest.

Angela, I'm filling out my organ donor's
card.

It's for my new driver's license.

Is there anything you want dibs on?

Mother.

Haven't you noticed that I'm attached to
a meat grinder?

Well, I didn't want to criticize.

Will you help me?

Angela, you are my daughter, and I love
you dearly. And there are many things

that you do quite well.

Cooking is not one of them.

Please. Come to your senses and let Tony
take over before it's too late. No,

Mother, I want to do this. Tony's cooked
for me every day for the last two

years. And this is how you repay him?

And it made

a great silver dollar.

Hi,

Tony. Hey, what do you say, buddy?

camp out this weekend?

Yeah, yeah, the one you're not going on
because you don't want to sleep in dirt

and you hate making your own bathroom.

Yeah, do you think Mom will let me go?

I guess, but, Jonathan, I got to warn
you, you're never going to be able to

it that long.

What changed your mind?

Hi, Jonathan.

Are you coming to the Trailblazers camp
out?

Hey, yo, I get the idea.

You should see her without her glasses.

Don't worry, pal. I'll put the fix in
with your mom.

Hey, thanks, Tony.

Hey, look.

I am impressed, Nancy. You got your
beef, you got your pastry, you got your

pate. What happened to your tie?

Nothing. It's supposed to be this way.

Don't you know anything?

Um. I got bad news. Doesn't look like
Jonathan's going to make it tonight.

He has to be here. It's our anniversary.
It's a special night.

It's a co -ed camp out.

Ah, Jenny Wittner? Who? I think she told
him she'd dig his latrine.

Will she stop at nothing?

Well, I guess it's just going to be us
grown -ups tonight.

And you, Mother.

Whoa, Angela, I gotta admit.

Eight o 'clock.

The table looks great.

Thank you.

You look very nice yourself.

Thank you.

So do you.

Thank you.

Yes, we all look very nice.

Hey, well.

Happy anniversary.

Hey, Angela, why don't you tell me this
party was a bring -your -own -bucket?

Mother,

I know I said dinner would be informal,
but this is really ridiculous. Oh, about

dinner, I got a better offer.

I'm going to a clam bake.

What do you mean?

Clam bake, Angela.

First you dig for clams, and then you
bake some.

No, Mother, this is... This is our...
anniversary and you're

going to miss my beef wellington that's
another plus besides you don't need me

around while you two celebrate mother
this dinner is a simple gesture of

gratitude from an employer to an
employee well who am i to stand in the

true employment goodbye make some waves
moon

you bet kid

Well, I guess it's just the two of us.

I guess so.

Do you want some champagne?

Sure. Let's party. Why not?

No, you do not celebrate an anniversary
every day.

Probably not more than once a year.

Angela,

that's very nice. Very nice.

If you want to dim the lights, there's a
switch on the wall.

Maybe you should pour. Okay.

That's quite a shot, though, I gotta
tell you.

Really?

I gotta admit, Angela, it's a lot better
than I expected.

Really? Would you like some more?

No.

I mean, no thanks.

You hated it. No, no.

No. I loved it. I really did.

I just have one question.

What were those pink thread -like things
in the pate?

What did they taste like?

Polyester blend.

I beg your pardon. That tie was 100 %
still.

Well, my mistake. That's okay.

Angela, this really was terrific.

I mean, How many housekeepers get this
kind of treatment from their bosses?

Well, Tony, you're not exactly just a
housekeeper.

Well, Angela, you're not exactly just a
boss.

You've been living here for two years
now.

What exactly?

Do you think we are?

I don't know.

What do you think we are?

I asked you first.

All right, Angela.

You want to know what I think?

That's why I asked.

I think we should take this here
champagne over to the fireplace and

Maybe we should.

So?

What is it? My stomach, it's killing me.

Oh, my God, I poisoned you.

Oh, God, you're burning up. I'm calling
the doctor. I don't want to hear any

macho arguments from you. You are too
sick. You need professional attention,

I... Angela, could you call a doctor?
Right.

Some clam bake.

I wonder if there are any leftovers.

Oh, Angela.

Oh, oh.

Wow.

Happy anniversary.

Looks like your friend's appendix is
about to burst. His appendix? Oh, thank

God.

I beg your pardon?

Oh, I mean, thank God it wasn't food
poisoning.

Doctor? Yes?

Cooking couldn't do that to an appendix,
could it?

No, ma 'am.

Not even really bad cooking?

This should make you feel better.

Or at least not care how bad you feel.

Hey, nurse, let's take an appendix down.
It's pretty routine stuff, right?

Absolutely. Of course, with any major
surgery, there's always a chance of

Thanks.

You can have him for a minute.

After that, we get him.

Hi. Hi.

Well, wasn't my cooking.

I know.

I was surprised.

Me too.

Some anniversary, huh?

Are you scared?

Me? What do I got to be scared about?

All aboard for major surgery.

Hold my hand.

Don't worry. You're going to be okay.

You have to be.

What would I do without you?

Oh, Angela, you'd get along fine.

I mean, it might take a while, but
eventually you'd learn how to use the

How are you feeling?

Medication taking effect yet? To tell
you the truth, it's kind of hard to tell

from up here, Doctor.

Now, Tony, I want you to know, an
appendectomy is a fairly routine

But as with any major surgery, there's
always the chance of death.

Who picked this hospital?

Don't worry.

I'm going to be here when it's all over.

I mean, when they wheel you out.

Look, Angela, if anything should happen
to me... Nothing's going to happen to

you. I know, I know, but if anything
does... If anything does, I just want

to take care of Sam.

Oh, Tony.

No, I mean, you've been real good to
her. You've been important to her, like

when she needed a woman around, or
helping her grow up, or helping me let

grow up.

I would have never made it through
puberty without you, Angela.

Oh, Tony.

No. I'd be honored to take care of
Samantha.

Thanks, Angela.

And Angela, I love you.

What?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What did
he say?

What did you say? Tony? Tony, wake up!

It doesn't matter to me, but he might
enjoy surgery more if he slept.

You're probably right.

Oh, Mother, it's you.

Yeah. Oh, I didn't sleep all night long.

Oh, really?

All night long?

Well, how's Tony?

He's in the hospital.

Angela, what did you do to him?

His appendix burst.

I never heard of that before.

Hernia, maybe, but... Mother.

Tony got sick right after dinner. They
took his appendix out at 2 o 'clock this

morning. Oh, my God. Is he all right?
Yeah, he's fine.

Doctor said he'll probably sleep for
another eight hours.

Oh. So then everything's okay?

No.

Everything is a mess.

Tony told me he loved me.

Uh -huh.

So the plot thickens.

And what did you say to him?

Nothing. He was unconscious at the time.
Well, that explains it.

Mother.

Angela, how do you feel about him?

He's my housekeeper.

He's from Brooklyn.

And you're not answering the question.

Do you love him?

What if I did love him?

And it didn't work out.

And we ended up not even liking each
other.

And then he moved to another state.

And Jonathan never saw him again. And I
never saw Sam.

And I never could figure out how to use
the vacuum cleaner.

What if it did work out?

And what if it were good?

Really good.

Come on, talk to him, Angela.

I wouldn't know what to say.

I mean, what if he didn't mean what he
said?

What if he doesn't even remember what he
said?

And what if he did remember?

And what if he did mean it?

Why do you always answer a question with
a question?

Do I do that?

Come on, you big chicken.

What's it going to be?

Not a chicken.

I fully intend to discuss this with
Tony.

If he brings it up.

Well, whatever you think best, dear.

Angela?

You're not Angela.

Never have been.

Take it easy.

You just came out of surgery.

Oh, yeah. I guess I gave everybody a
pretty big scare, huh? Not me. I don't

know you.

But that lady friend of yours looked
pretty shook up.

Oh, that'd be Angela.

She thought she killed me.

No, she seemed to take that in stride.

She never got jumpy until you said you
loved her.

Yeah, surprised her, too.

Oh, no.

How do I say that? She's my bull.

Oh, what am I going to do?

You're going to put the thermometer in
your mouth so I can finish your chart

go home.

Oh, I'm such a jerk.

I mean, that was way out of line. I
probably ruined everything. I mean, it

going good, too.

I'm warning you, buddy.

more peep and I'm going to be forced to
take a different approach with this

thing.

Hi.

Forget it.

98 .6.

How are you feeling?

Like somebody cut me open and ripped my
insides out.

That's pretty much the way it happened.

These are for you.

Oh, gee, thanks. I love daffodils.

But not there.

Yet well

soon.

How'd you think of that?

Angela, about last night... Yes?

Well, I mean, it was great, you know. I
mean, everything was great. The dinner

was great.

Right up until they wheeled me into
surgery.

Speaking of when they wheeled you into
surgery... Yes?

You were probably pretty groggy.

You know, that stuff that you... You
probably don't remember anything you

Tell you the truth, I do remember saying
something.

What was it?

I said...

Ow.

Yeah.

That's just what I remember, too.

Well, you must be pretty tired.

Let you get some sleep.

I'll be back later.

out for the day. That's the telephone.