All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s02e21_not_with_my_client_y

There's more to life than what you're
lit. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hit. Brand
new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail.

At the end was you.

There's a path we take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

Nights are long, but you might awake to
a brand new life, brand new life, brand

new life around the bend.

Bonjour, mon ami et mes petits enfants.

It's down the hall to the right.

I'm just practicing.

I'm going to land this Peche Perfume
account. It's going to put Wallace and

McQuaid on the international map.

Of course, that means I'll have to go to
Paris probably in April.

But all those trees are in bloom.

Oh, I'll have to go and keep your beret
clean.

Hey, can I go too?

You can't go to France until you finish
your oatmeal.

Forget it.

Hey, when Mr. Pache comes over tonight,
you think he'll bring me some free

perfume samples?

Samantha, you think when Lee Iacocca
comes over, he brings a Chrysler?

I'll give you a sample. Here.

How's that?

I've got the richest neck in school.

Good morning, everyone.

Oh, something smells wonderful.

Thank you, Mother.

Ah, here it is.

Go right ahead, Molly.

Oh, Molly. When a guy nibbles on your
ears, he gets his money's worth.

Yeah.

Some even ask for seconds.

I have to get going. How do I look?

Remember, this man is used to being
surrounded by the most glamorous women

the world. Well, you have nothing to
worry about, darling.

I'll be here for dinner tonight.

This is the single most important client
that Wallach and McQuaid has ever

pitched. Ten million dollars.

I want this presentation to be flawless.
Uh -huh.

Got the marketing plan.

Yeah. And the media report. You got it.
How is that artwork ready?

Is that meeting today?

Howie! I'm only kidding, Angela. Just
want to get your adrenaline flowing.

You did. You're fired.

What? Just kidding, Howie.

Talk about adrenaline.

I thought I'd change my pants.

Angela! What arrangements have you made
to assure that Mr. Pache enjoys his

stay?

I have booked him at the best suite and
the best hotel in town.

I have filled it with fruit baskets,
flowers, and Dom Perignon 1975.

I put a limousine at his disposal and
got him front row seats to the hottest

shows in town.

That's it?

Angela, this is an important client.

We should anticipate his every need and
desire, if you catch my drift.

No, Jim, I don't. Well, you know, big
city, lonely man, lonely French

man.

Jim,

if you are suggesting a hooker... Oh,
hooker is such a crass word.

Call girl has a nice ring to it.

Call it what you like. I'm not hiring
one. I am taking Monsieur Pache home

me. Wow, Angela!

For dinner.

With my mother and the kids.

Oh, talk about life in the fast lane.

I'm handling this account my way. With
integrity and honor. Not yuckiness.

Excuse me. I'm looking for Angela Bauer.

Yes, I'm Angela Bauer.

Oh, I'm Genevieve Pichet from Pichet
Fragrances.

You're a woman.

So are you.

Yes, I guess that makes two of us.

Hello. Welcome.

So nice to see you. Jim Peterson,
executive vice president, in charge of

everything.

That she's not in charge of.

I'm sorry.

I'm a little surprised. I was expecting
Monsieur Pache. Oh, Papa was summoned to

a meeting with King Hussein.

Oh, yes, of course. I know how that is.

But you needn't be disappointed. My
signature is all you need if we decide

with your firm.

Oh, mademoiselle Pechet, we're not
disappointed at all.

We're delighted your father isn't here.

Not that we don't want him here. It's
just we're so glad you're here instead.

How do we go into my office? This way.

Why?

What an unusual...

calendar. I thought we agreed to keep
that in your desk. It seems like such a

waste.

Tony cleans with manly power for ad exec
Angela Bauer. Oh, he's yours.

Yes, he works for me. He's my
housekeeper. My mother had those

for a local charity.

What a magnificent poem.

Just congratulating Angela on her
brilliant idea of having you to her home

dinner tonight.

Yes, I thought since you travel so much
that you'd enjoy a home -cooked meal.

And Antonia's a superb cook.

Lovely. I'm a superb eater.

Good. Anything you need while you're
here, you just let me know.

Well, as a matter of fact, while I'm in
town, I could use an office.

You've got it. And I also could use some
secretarial help. No problem.

I also would like to have your
housekeeper for a night.

I beg your pardon?

Well, I have this dreary party to go to
at the embassy tomorrow night, and I

need an escort.

Oh, an escort.

Well, I'm not sure what Tony has planned
for tomorrow.

But I'm sure he'd love to.

Let's go into my office and talk
perfume. Après vous?

Oh, you speak French.

Un peu.

C 'est formidable, une Américaine qui
parle si bien le français.

Oui.

Two cups of coffee and a French -English
dictionary.

Oh, Tony.

Those hors d 'oeuvres are a work of art.

Mona!

Come on, it took me all day to make
those.

But if I don't eat them now, the guests
will get them.

That's the idea, Mona.

Hi, Dad!

Hi, Tony!

Hey, hey, don't sit on the couch!

Get off the couch.

All right, that means you too, Bob.

Go dig up a rose bush.

Upstairs. Get ready for dinner. Come on,
guys. Let's go.

Let's go.

Hey, this is a very important account. I
want everything to be just perfect.

Relax, Tony. Everything is perfect.

Oh, no. Not my hair.

Well,

I told you they looked good.

Would you like a little champagne to
wash that down with, sir?

All right. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Get out.

Let's go. Get out. Get, get, get out,
you... You want a doggie bag?

What am I going to do now, Mona?

Well, perhaps Monsieur Pechet likes
kibble.

Hello? I'm home.

Hello, darling. How did your day go
today with Monsieur Pechet?

Well, he sent his daughter instead.

Guess what?

He's going to take Tony to the French
embassy tomorrow night.

Oh, how exciting. I wonder why he didn't
mention it.

Well, maybe because he doesn't know.

You fixed Tony up with a date without
even asking him?

Well, it's not really so much a date as
it is two people going out and spending

an evening together.

How nice of you to offer Tony.

I mean, it's so much more personal than
just renting a guy.

Mother, he'll be thrilled. It's very
exciting.

Oh, yeah? For whom?

Tony or your board of directors?

He'll leap at the chance.

And you help me talk him into it.

Tony! What?

Monsieur Pechet isn't coming after all.

Oh, Angela.

His daughter's coming instead.

Thanks a lot, Angela.

They're going to take her to French
Embassy tomorrow night.

Oh, she needs a driver?

An escort.

An escort?

You mean like in a blind date?

No, it is not like a blind date at all.

Explain it to him, Angela.

It's not like a blind date at all. She
knows what you look like. She's seen

picture in the office. Yeah, well, what
I look like isn't what I'm worried

about. What does she look like?

Oh, she's elegant and sophisticated.
She's French.

So are poodles.

But how many poodles have $10 million
accounts?

No, no, no, seriously, Angela, what kind
of girl is she?

Well, I wouldn't exactly call her a
girl. She's a woman.

Oh, is she a Raquel Welsh woman or a
Mother Teresa woman?

Whatever you're thinking, you're wrong.

She's beautiful, she's elegant, and
she's got a great personality.

Oh, oh, that's it.

That's it, that's the kiss of death.

Last time I heard that was Lois Iazino.

She had to sneak up on a glass of water.

I thought this would be fun for you.

Angela, look, I want you to get this
account very badly. I really do. But

in my job description does it say I have
to walk your clients?

That's her.

Well, what are you going to do?

I'm going to do my job.

I'm going to serve a dinner, and then
I'm going to clean up. What about

night? I'm washing my hair.

Bonsoir, I'm Geneviève Pichet. Hi, I'm
Tony Maselli. I'm your date for tomorrow

night.

Sure beats camping out, huh?

Wouldn't anything?

Hey, that was some classy party, huh?
Must have been 200 people there, not one

fight.

What were you and Henry Kissinger
huddled about?

He just wanted my recipe for sausage and
peppers.

Well,

I had a wonderful time.

Nobody has ever taken me on a guided
tour of Brooklyn before.

I've never seen so many laundromats.

Well, we may not be jet setters, but
we're clean.

Well, thank you for taking me there.

I wanted you to see the real New York.

I mean, besides, I mean, I got a red
Jaguar.

I got somebody that looks like you. You
think I'm not going to take a quick spin

through the old neighborhood?

Well, if you wanted to impress them, we
could have used my limousine.

Yeah, yeah, but you know, with those
tinted windows, nobody would have known

was me back then.

It was so much better driving down
Pitkin Avenue with your head out the

and steering with your feet.

I've seen it in a movie.

Hey, let's not tell Angela, though.

Okay.

You know, I really, I really had a great
night.

Well, who says that it's over?

The Jaguar's been stolen. It's not in
the driveway. No. No, Mother. Tony has

What? It's one o 'clock in the morning.

Where could he be?

What could he be doing?

I know.

He found an after -hours malt shop.

Just because it's late doesn't mean that
Tony is... Well, after all, you're just

coming in. I'm sure you weren't.

Well, I'm sure Tony is.

Angela, take the blinders off.

You sent Tony out to land this account.

And right about now, I'd say they're
lighting up the runway and lowering the

landing gear.

You sent him out to land this account?

Oh, really?

Then what did you send him out to do?

I thought she just wanted an escort.

Yes. I was just kidding myself.

Yep.

Oh, Mother, what have I done? I've
compromised another human being for my

personal gain.

Yeah?

Tony.

Oh, I should get a wide -brimmed fedora
and buy a pink Eldorado.

Mother, do you know what I really am?

A brunette?

I've never danced in French before.

Oh.

Very nice.

French dip.

You know, I never knew somebody so rich
and so famous could be so much fun.

You should see Queen Elizabeth after a
couple of beers.

She drinks?

You know what I like about you, Tony?

What?

Everything.

Does that mean you're going to slip into
something more comfortable?

You're bilingual, too.

What can I say?

Hey.

Tonight.

Must be room service.

Now, what do you tip a guy in a place
like this?

Am I too late?

You're not room service. What are you
doing here, Angela?

Correcting a grievous wrong.

Well, could you do it in 9 -14?

Look, I'll tell you what. Come back in
20 minutes.

Make it dirty.

45 tops.

Unless there's a necktie on the door,
then go home.

Where's Geneviève?

She's slipping into something French.

Then I got here just in time.

Look, Tony, I think you may have gotten
the impression when you went out this

evening that I wanted you to be nice to
Geneviève to help me land this account.

I'll be nice. I'll be so nice.

It's wrong for me to use you like this.
Oh, Angela. I mean, who are we to judge

right, wrong? It's a fuzzy area.

I was blinded by a $10 million account.
I can't let you sacrifice yourself.

Oh, Angela. I sacrifice myself for a lot
less.

Sometimes for nothing. Sometimes it even
costs me dinner and a movie.

Angela,

what are you doing here?

She's correcting a grievous wrong by
leaving. Come on.

Genevieve, ever since I've gotten into
advertising, I've dreamed of landing an

account like yours.

I wanted it so much that I was willing
to give you anything.

I don't understand what you're talking
about. What is going on?

I... I don't want your account.

Not if I have to get it like this.

But Angela...

Wait, wait, wait. I don't understand
either. Wait a minute. Uh, Genevieve,

you, uh, could you just excuse us for a
second? Angela and I, we have to have

a... A date?

No, nothing like that.

We're just gonna talk.

Angela, what are you doing? Angela, look
how hard you worked for this. Look how

hard. I mean, I mean, what about putting
Wallace and McQuaid on the

international map, Aaron, and going to
Paris when them trees are blooming or

something? Well, you...

It's been one Eiffel Tower. You've seen
them all?

Usually, you're going to wait $10
million for me.

Well, our commission's only 10%. Yeah,
well, I mean, what's a crummy million?

This is all very touching, but you're
not giving up anything.

You already have the account. I decided
that.

I do?

Tony has nothing to do with it.

I don't?

We French never mix business with
pleasure. We never mix anything with

Words to live by.

Gloria, guess I've created a very
awkward situation.

Yes, I think there is one too many
people here.

So if you'll excuse me, I'll go to bed.

I think I can still catch the end of
David Letterman.

Wait a minute. I should be the one to
leave the two of you.

Oh, no, no. I could never come between
two people who care about each other

you do. I told you. There's nothing
between us.

Ah, that's what you say.

But we French, we understand about les
affaires du coeur.

The affairs of the heart.

Although this one I'm a little confused
about.

But then so are you.

Bonsoir.

Confused? Are you confused?

Me? I'm not confused.

You confused?

No.

About what?

I don't know.

Hey, come on, Hazel. Let's go get a beer
and pizza, huh? I know this great place

over in Brooklyn, huh? Hey, it's right
next door to an all -night laundromat.

She posted.

No, Dr.

Kissinger. I think that's the wrong
approach.

First you brown the sauces, then you add
the peppers.

Sure, you got to think of them as
peacefully coexisting.

Don't worry about it. Call me back
later. Let me know how it turns out,

Bye -bye, buddy.

What's the matter with this guy? He
can't even cook a simple meal.

Oh, hey.

Hey, yo, Samantha.

Everybody's got their strengths.

I probably would have messed up the
Middle East.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? What?

This is my pêche for men. This is
expensive stuff. You used half the

here. Uh -uh. I just used a little.

Grover used the rest.