All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s02e19_losers_and_other_stra

There is more to life than what you're
lit.

Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hit.

Brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail that at the end was you.

There's a path we take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

Died so long, but you might awake to a
brand new life, a brand new life, a

new life around the bend.

Come on, Dad, show us what you got.

Set him up in alley one and stand back.

Too bad, Dad. You left a 10 -pin.

Look, look. It's teetering. It's
teetering.

Go, go, go, baby. It's going. It's down.

We win the championship.

How did he do that?

It's the shirt, my boy.

Dr. Wittner's drill team.

He named a team after a dentist.

The best bowler on the team, Sam.

And besides, he bought the shirt.

Greetings, friends in scruffy attire.
Mona is here for all to admire.

Oh, hey, great, Mona. You decided to go
bowling with me after all, eh?

Any other night, Tony. Mona, hey, look,
it's your choice. It's either the

glamour and excitement of Madison
Avenue's star -studded awards ceremony

couple of sweaty guys rolling strikes
and swilling beer.

Oh, well, I promised Angela I'd go with
her.

Anyway, she's going to mention me
several times in her acceptance speech.

You ready?

I wrote it.

See, the award ceremony is pretty
boring, but it's the party afterwards

I'm going to make memories.

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've
all been waiting for. For Best TV

Commercial, the nominees are a lot of
people who don't have a prayer, and this

year's winner of the Maddie, Angela
Bowers.

How about a few words for the folks back
home, Angela?

It's an honor just being nominated.

Ah, can the humility.

You have earned it, and you want it so
bad you can taste it. Admit it.

I am not that competitive a person,
Mother.

You still have never gotten over the
spelling bee you lost in the third

That was clearly unfair.

They gave me Forsythia, and they gave
Beth a laugher like Chrysanthemum.

Sounds like the fix was in.

What nine -year -old can spell
Forsythia?

Forsythia. F -O -R -S -Y -T -H -I -A.

Forsythia.

The limousine is here for the Bauer
party.

Hmm. Well, this evening's off to a fine
start.

I'm Bona.

And this is Angela, my sister.

Well, Tony, keep it out of the gutter.
Yeah, you too, Mom.

Jonathan, what are you doing?

Giving Grover a home perm.

Let that set for 20 minutes, then come
back and I'll comb you out.

about you, Jonathan.

I just want him to look nice for when
Mom brings the trophy home.

There's the limo?

It was an honor just being nominated.

Chicken was a little rubbery, but other
than that, it was a lovely ceremony.

You didn't win, Mom?

Shirley Grant won that cow.

Guess what?

Make some room on the trophy table for
what followed me home.

Give you one of these babies for losing.

I should get another trophy just for
trying to pick it up.

Sam,

you should have seen me. I was terrific.

I mean, I bowled a 240.

240. I threw more strikes than a New
York City sanitation worker.

Oh, you guys are so great. How'd you
know?

Let's put my trophy right next to your
Maddie, huh?

What is your Maddie?

It was an honor just being nominated.

Oh, Angela, you didn't win.

Worse than that, she lost.

To a cow.

You mean Shirley Grant won?

Really, it's not all that important.

It was an honor. Just be naughty.

I really feel bad about this, Angela.
Oh, no, don't be silly.

Really, I look on the bright side.

I still have my health.

And I have my lovely family and my
lovely home and my friends. The only

you don't have is a trophy.

Thank you for pointing that out, Mother.

Look, Angela, let's think.

of my trophy as our trophy.

Gee, goodness me. This is even better.

It's got wood.

Yes, and plastic.

Yes, and a little man holding a little
bowling ball.

Yes, yes.

This is enough trophy for one household.
You know, another one would just

clutter up the living room.

Come on, Dad. Tell us all about it and
don't leave anything out. All right, all

right. Look, I'll fill you guys in
later, but right now, these two have a

party to go to. Oh, no. It's been such a
full day. I think I'll call it a night.

Oh, then you don't mind if I make other
plans? Not at all.

See ya.

How did he do that?

Off that motor?

You're really going out?

I'm... Sorry, dear, but life and the
good times do go on.

Well.

Come on, Dad. I want to hear how you
won. Listen, I'm not so sure. You know,

considering I won and you know who, you
know what.

Oh, no.

Tony, please. I want to hear about it.
I'm happy for you.

How are you really taking this well,
Angela? These things happen.

Yeah?

All right, all right, look. It was
terrific, all right? As soon as I threw

first strike in the first frame, I had
this weird feeling come over me, like

tonight was going to be Tony Mazzelli's
night, like it was destiny or something.

Oh, I'm getting goosebumps.

All right, Tony, I'm throwing strike
after strike. Boom, boom, they're going

down, and the crowd starts to gather.
I'll be like... I could finish this up

later. Maybe next week. No, Tony,
please. It's absolutely riveting.

Okay,

now it's the last frame, okay? We need
one more strike. All right, so I pick up

my ball. I look down that alley, and I
let her go.

I threw the ball so hard, it didn't even
have to hit the pins. The pins saw it

coming. Ah, they jumped out of the way.

I knew you'd do it, Tony. And then they
presented me, Drake Maselli,

with this.

Which I deserve.

Dad,

let's see how it looks on the trophy
table.

Yeah, great.

Is that okay, Angela? Please, of course.

Yeah.

No, this is just what this room needed.
I mean, you know, something big,

something bold. Something that says, a
winner lives here, huh?

What do you think, Angela?

I hate it.

I hate the table. I hate the trophy. I
hate the little man holding the little

bowling ball.

And most of all, I hate your shirt.

Please, be honest.

I'm sorry, Tony.

No, Angela, I'm sorry. I'm going to keep
that trophy in my room. I'm going to

keep it in the closet. In the back of
the closet.

Gee, Dad, I don't know. The back of the
closet is already crammed with trophies.

Remember all those trophies you got from
high school and the Rookie of the Year

Award? Oh, and that JC Citizenship
Trophy. Excellent.

Inhale. Exhale.

Jonathan, will you help me with this?

All right. It's beautiful.

Ooh, it's heavy. Will you get the...
Inhale.

Exhale.

Oh, Tony, I really don't know what came
over me. I don't hate the table, and I

really don't hate your trophy.

How about my shirt?

It's lovely.

Well, look, you're just upset because
you're lost. Yes, you're right. I am

because of that.

I mean, hey, look, that's the way it's
supposed to be, Angela. I mean, when you

win, you feel good. Like me, I feel
great.

But, you know, when you, you know... The
L word.

I mean, you feel like just a miserable
shell of a human being.

Tell me about it. Yeah, you know, like
your life isn't worth living.

Right.

Like you want to crawl into a rock and
hide.

I'm going to bed.

Hey, wait a minute. I miss a great
party?

Tony, I'm new at losing. I just assume
being miserable in the comfort of my own

home. Now, wait a minute, Angela.
Remember that pep talk you gave me about

winning and losing? Well, I went out
there and I won a trophy.

Tony, there are no other trophies for
me. Other people have them. Now, that is

the problem.

Angela, let me tell you a little story.

Why are you torturing me?

Angela, when I was 12 years old, I had
this good friend, Philly Cartuccio.

And a week before his big birthday bash,
he goes and steals my girlfriend, Bambi

Mastrocco.

She was gorgeous and very nice, but
mostly gorgeous.

Anyway, I felt as bad as you do.

Maybe not that bad. But I went to his
party anyway, and I brought a present.

And that made you feel better?

That and letting the air out of his
bicycle tires.

No, Tony, I don't think I can. I don't
think I can go to that party. I can't

face all those people.

All those people or Shirley Grant?

I have nothing against Shirley Grant.

That's Sal.

Angela, you've got to go. You've got to
go and congratulate her. You know what I

mean? You've got to show the world that
even though Angela Bauer doesn't have a

Maddie, she's got something more
important. She's got class.

What do you say?

All right,

Angela. Go to bed. See if I care. Good
night.

All right, all right, I care, I care, I
admit it.

All right, look.

You are the president of Wallace and
McQueen. You're the queen bee.

All those little worker bees, they look
up to you. I mean it. You gotta go, your

majesty.

I don't know, Tony. All right, all
right.

I'll go with you.

What good will that do?

Oh, hey.

They know you're lost. This way they
won't think you couldn't get a date.

Okay.

I made an appearance.

You're right. I feel a lot better. Let's
go.

Angela, wait a minute.

I haven't even spoken to anybody yet.
That isn't part of the deal. Come on.

on. Just be sincere.

I don't think I can.

Sure. Sincerity's easy. Just fake it.

Hello.

Congratulations. So good to see you.
Angela, that's the waiter.

Oh, no, that's Charles Brighton. Who's
he? He's the president of Brighton and

Bartholomew. He's obnoxious.

Well, then, this is a good chance for
you to grow as a person. Go over there

show him some plants. Come on. Go ahead.

Charles, yoo -hoo!

Why, Angela, you are the last person on
Earth I expected to see here.

Well, I'm here to celebrate with
tonight's winner.

Amazing, considering that you lost.

Big.

Chuck. Angela.

Yes, Angela?

Give my best to Phyllis and the kids.

Uh -huh.

The winner of the first annual Angela
Bauer Class Award is... Angela Bauer.

I do have class, don't I? You're voted.
You're voted.

There's Shirley Grant.

That heifer. Angela.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just don't know how a woman with no
neck can be creative.

All right, all right, she has a neck.

It's just short.

Which is so often the case with women
with thick ankles.

Angela, the board is seriously
considering taking back the Angela Bauer

Award. Oh, no, no, no. I can handle
this. I really can. I was just

blinded by the hefty bag she was
wearing.

Where do you think she got it?

Salvation Army fire sale?

Look, just watch me. I'll show you how
it's done. Okay.

Miss Grant, I just want to say
congratulations and that the award was

deserved. Thank you.

You're Shirley Grant?

This is Shirley Grant?

Congratulations, Shirley.

Oh, Angela, thank you so much.

Congratulations.

Tony Michelli. Oh, Tony, thank you so
much.

Oh, I'm so thrilled.

Oh, so thrilled for you.

Oh, I feel like I'm going to burst.

I feel like I'm going to burst for you.

Oh, here I am, Shirley Grant, New Kid on
the Block, winner of tonight's Maddie.

And here you are, Angela Bauer, battle
scar veteran of the advertising wars.

Shirley, how about an interview?

Another one? Oh, I hope I haven't run
out of clever things to say.

Success.

What a feeling.

Enjoy it.

You did it. I did it. I did it. I do
have class, don't I?

Do you see those shoes she was wearing?

So, Lisa,

are you in the ad game, too?

Yes. Maybe you've seen my latest
commercial for Super Wax Floor Cleaner.

the one with the great pair of legs that
are reflected up in a high -gloss

shine? That's your concept?

No, my legs.

Ah, yeah, well, you know, I didn't
recognize him without the mop.

Tony?

Oh, hi, Angela. How are you?

So tell me, Lisa, what else have your
legs been in?

Tony?

Excuse me, Lisa.

Stay right here.

Hi.

Gee, where'd you go? I was so worried
about you. I went out for some air.

Guess where I found it?

In Shirley Grant's tires.

What? I let the air out of her tires and
you were right. I feel wonderful.

What do you mean I was right?

The story was Phil and Bambi and the
bicycle.

I was 12 years old, Angela.

And besides, I don't think Shirley came
on a bike.

Nope. Yellow convertible. Four flat
tires.

I don't believe I'm hearing this.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your
attention, please?

I'd like to present to you the winner of
this year's Madison Avenue Advertising

Award, Shirley Grant.

I can handle anything she says.

Thank you all.

Winning the Maddie was wonderful.

All I hear is hissing air.

But there is one person, one very
special person I must thank.

Let her gush. A person who embodies
excellence, both as a professional and

human being. This ought to be good.

Angela Bauer.

Angela, come on up here.

Come on up.

Go ahead. Go chase them.

Do I smell like steel tire air?

Angela,

you taught me everything I know. This
award is as much yours as it is mine.

It was an honor just being nominated.

Does she have class or does she have
class?

You know, Tony, I've always been a sore
loser.

Well, Angela, that's why you're so
successful. I mean, hey, you played a

Oh, but Shirley did a great job, and I
should be able to recognize that.

Of course, she didn't have to sell rat
poison.

Why quibble.

You know, I should march in there, I
should order champagne for everybody,

should toast Shirley on her matty. No,
no, no, you can't do that, Angela.

Why not?

It's your turn to pump.

Hi. Oh, hi, Mom.

Guess what? I'm going to be in the
spelling bee.

Oh, sweetheart, isn't that wonderful?

Wonderful.

W -O -N.

Wonderful. That is great. That's right.
You just practice, practice, practice.

Practice. P -R -A -C -T -I -C. Practice.

He has been doing that all afternoon.
Please do not encourage him.

Encourage.

E -N -C -O -U -R. Thanks,

buddy. Hey, do me a favor. Put this
asparagus in the refrigerator, please.

Asparagus.

Jonathan, you're getting obnoxious.

Obnoxious. O -B -N -O -X -I -O -U -S.

Obnoxious. Jonathan.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, sweetheart.

Sweetheart.