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There is more to life than what you're
lit. So take a chance and face the wind.
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An open road and a road that's hit.
Brand new life around the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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Found a trail.
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At the end was you.
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There's a path we take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my
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The nights are long, but you might awake
to a brand new life, a brand new life,
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a brand new life around the bend.
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That's it. That's it.
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Love the lens.
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Love the lens?
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Yeah, that's photographer's talk.
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Come on, I don't know how I let you talk
me into this calendar stuff.
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Are you kidding me? A year's supply of
hunks is a great way to raise money for
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the animal shelter.
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You know, animal for animal.
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Okay, turn around.
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You mean this way? No, no, all the way
around.
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Mona, what are you kidding me? You're
going to picture me in my skivvies.
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Yeah, I know.
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Come on, come on. Don't be a sissy. No,
no, Mona.
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It's all right, girl.
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Cute, huh? Nice?
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Oh, come on. Oh, please.
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This is disgusting.
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It's humiliating.
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Me, Mr. February, shortest month of the
year.
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Well, you do have the cutest little
ditty.
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You promise not to peep, Mona?
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No, I think mother means the horrid
little poem.
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Tony cleans with manly power for ad exec
Angela Bauer.
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Well, I like it.
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I wrote it, but I still like it.
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This tasteless calendar has made the
rounds of the office. It's now hanging
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above the water cooler, turned
conveniently to February.
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Yeah?
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Well, Angela, I didn't mean to make you
feel so uncomfortable.
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I guess that's just a little added
bonus.
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You know, Tony, you are no better.
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You are so shallow.
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Letting yourself be ogled like a piece
of meat.
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Excuse me, Angela.
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I think the expression is side of beef.
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Let me get that. Oh, no, no, no. No, Mr.
Beef.
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Hello.
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Yes, this is ad exec Angela Bauer.
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Yes, Mr.
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February's here.
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It's one of your calendar groupies. I
just want to say one thing. Whoever this
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woman is, she's only interested in you
for your looks. You're just a hunk
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hanging on her wall. A sex object.
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Great. Give me the phone.
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Hello? Yeah, this is Mr. February.
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All 28 days of him.
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Hey, I wish it was a leap year myself.
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You like Mr.
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March? He's available.
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Not interested.
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I was... Merely looking to see where
Christmas falls this year.
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Oh, the 25th. Good.
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I said, that's a pretty name.
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What? No, I'm not naked.
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Hey, listen, you are?
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Well, let's, uh, look, I'm really
flattered. I really am, but, uh, I'm
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tied up right now.
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No, no, I mean busy.
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Look, Cassandra, thanks a lot, but
thanks anyway, but maybe some other
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Okay. Yeah, bye.
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You actually turned her down?
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Hey, Angela, what are you kidding me?
You think I'd just go out with anybody
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even though I don't know them?
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Tony, I take back what I said about
being shallow.
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She could be a real tire biter, you
know.
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For you, buddy, anything.
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Make a muscle.
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Watch this.
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Here it is, girls.
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A nickel a look.
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Maximum attraction.
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Jonathan, what are you doing charging
these girls a nickel?
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Really? My dad's worth at least a dime.
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Hey, hey, and I want a piece of the
action. And what about the talent?
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He talked.
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I am disappointed in you. I have a good
mind to call your mothers.
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Text on Mr. April.
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We're overdeveloped, Tex.
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Something an orthodontist's wife never
gets to see, sweetheart.
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Angela, let's get up to Mona's party and
run barefoot through muscle.
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Wendy, I'm not going to that tacky
calendar signing party. I've got work to
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The publisher's clearing house
sweepstakes?
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People win these.
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Look at Mr. Smith of Scottsdale,
Arizona.
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Angela, if I go up there all alone, lose
control and run off with a hunk and
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Herb is left to raise those motherless
children, it will be on your head.
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Okay. Okay, I'll go.
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I just want Herb to remember this when
Jonathan needs braces.
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It's a wonderful clinic.
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We're talking state -of -the -art spay
and neutering.
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So sensitive. Unbelievable.
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Here you are.
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Say hello to Mr. Bucci. Okay.
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Who's next?
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We are.
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Beautiful.
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What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
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No.
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He doesn't bite, does he?
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No. But I might.
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Who would you like me to sign this to?
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Cassandra.
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You're not the Cassandra I talked to on
the phone.
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The Cassandra you turned down for Friday
night.
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Oh, well, hey, that was because I didn't
know you. Now that I know you, is 7 .30
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okay?
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Perfect.
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Perfect. Felix, say hello to Mommy's new
friend.
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Hiya, Felix.
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be just the two of us, right?
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Look at all these men.
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If I died tomorrow, I'd be happy,
especially if I was with one of them.
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Okay, you've seen them. Let's go. I've
got to buy a calendar.
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Oh, yoo -hoo, Mr. November.
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Oh, Angela, there you are. What a nice
surprise.
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I'm afraid Mr.
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March hasn't arrived yet.
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I'm not interested in Mr. March or any
other month. I'm just here for
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teeth.
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Oh, hi Nice kitty Big
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kitty Would you like an hors d 'oeuvre?
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I want one with liver or tuna We got
cheese
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We don't like cheese
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to excuse us. We've got to get out of
here.
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Hey, hey, Angela.
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Great party, huh? Who let that woman out
of her cage?
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That woman is Cassandra.
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The one who called? Oh, it's a good
thing you're not going out with her.
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See you 7 .30 Friday.
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Tiger.
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You are going out with that creature?
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No, I'm going out with the lady.
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Goodbye.
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Tony? Yeah, yeah.
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You hardly know that woman. What could
you two possibly have to talk about?
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Oh, come on, Angela. There's a million
things to do on a date besides talk.
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I'm looking forward to every one.
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Tony, you're letting your hormones run
your life.
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Someone's got to take charge.
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Why wouldn't he go out with her? Angela,
the woman, would make Herb's hair grow
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back.
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Personally, I don't see what all the
fuss is about.
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Excuse me.
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I can't believe that anyone would find
that kind of blatant sexuality.
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Sorry I'm late. Gus McGee.
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Mr. March.
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Page six.
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It's him. It's him.
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Gus is here with happy tidings to
install your gutters and aluminum
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Can I sign somebody's calendar?
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To Angela.
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Angela Catherine Bauer. A single person.
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Thank you.
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Great party, Angela.
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No, this isn't the party.
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The party is around the back and up the
stairs.
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That sounds kind of complicated. Why
don't you show me? She'd love to.
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You'll find it. Just follow the noise.
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You want to have dinner?
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Oh, she'd love to.
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Thank you. I've just eaten.
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How about Friday night?
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I couldn't possibly.
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Angela, could I talk to you for a
minute, please?
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Excuse us, Gus.
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Are you crazy, turning it down?
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Don't you know that March goes in like a
lion and out like a lion?
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Wendy, what could I possibly have in
common with this man?
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Who cares?
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I do.
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Okay.
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Tell me, Gus.
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Do you like the theater?
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Yeah. Saw Rambo for the fourth time.
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I don't suppose you have any interest in
ballet?
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Modern art?
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PBS?
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He's not a renaissance man. He's
gorgeous!
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Angela, come on. We all know what.
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Do it for every married woman in
America.
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I can't. What do you mean you can't,
Angela? For once in your life, flow with
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your juices. I mean, if Tony can do it,
so can you.
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Well, all right.
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He does have Paul Newman eyes.
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So, uh, Friday night?
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8 .30?
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Take it eight.
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Mother. Mother. Mother.
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My goodness. Well, I can see it's going
to be a very casual evening.
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This is just until Tony goes out on his
date with Miss Kitty Litter.
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But, you know, with Mr. March at your
side, who'll notice?
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Wait a moment, wait a moment. Oh, quiet
night at home, I read you. Yes, very
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quiet. That's good, that's good.
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Isn't it about time for you to leave for
your date?
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Cassandra's picking me up.
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Here? Yeah. She got a new cougar.
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Hope that's a car.
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Ooh, 7 .30.
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Uh, what time is she coming? Well, I...
Oh.
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gorgeous, intriguing, and punctual. What
more could I want?
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How about human intelligence?
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Hi, Cassandra.
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Hi, Tony.
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Hi.
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Well, I bet you two are really hungry.
The restaurants get so crowded on the
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weekend. I got reservations.
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Can I get you a drink? Oh, yes. There's
a darling bar. It's right in the
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village. Angel, Angel, Angel. I'm just
thinking of having it here.
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Hey.
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What would you like? Can I get you a
beer, wine, a zombie?
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Do you have any milk?
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Milk?
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See that, Angel? Milk.
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It does her body good.
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You sleep with 16 cats.
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wicker basket.
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How unique.
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Oh, look at the time.
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Sixteen?
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It's almost eight o 'clock. Shouldn't
you be going? Oh, yeah, you're right.
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We'll never make our reservations. Come
on.
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Oh, it's raining.
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Oh, can't we just wait till it passes?
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I hate to get wet. It makes me feel so
icky.
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Please. Well, you know, I hate when my
dates feel icky.
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It's just a little sprinkle. It's
starting to clear up.
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Oh, Cassandra.
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You know, your nails are sort of
piercing my flesh.
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Does that mean you want me to stop?
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Let's give it a try.
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Hey, Gus.
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Yeah?
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Hi, Gus.
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What are you doing here? What do we got?
We got problems with our gutters?
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I don't know. I just came to pick up my
date. Hey, Angela.
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Angela? Am I early?
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You and him?
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I don't want to hear one more word out
of you. Oh, of course not. Not a word.
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But what word is it you don't want to
hear?
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Is it ogle? Is it shallow?
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Is it driven by hormones?
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That's not a word. That's a phrase.
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Excuse me, Gus. I have to change. I'll
only be a minute.
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A minute.
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That's what they all say, Gus. We'll
see.
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Well,
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here I am.
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Hey, my favorite color.
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Gus and I have so much in common. Shall
we go?
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Oh, Angela, it's raining cats and dogs
out there.
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Oh, I hate that expression.
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Hey, I didn't believe we met. I'm Gus
McGee.
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Mr. March.
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Page six.
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Oh, sorry.
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I never got past February.
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Angela, I hope you've been taking care
of your downspouts.
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I beg your pardon?
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Your gutters.
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Yeah, your gutters can spell big trouble
when it's raining.
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Oh, yeah, that's a good point, Gus. Good
point. You know, they hardly give you
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any trouble when it's sunny.
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Ah! You got me there!
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I'm going to go ahead and check them for
you, all right? Thank you.
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Angela, how about a brewski, huh?
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Coming right up, Skate.
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Angela, Angela.
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It's in the kitchen, in the
refrigerator. That's that big white box
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corner there.
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Maybe I'll help you. Angela, come here.
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I'll be right back.
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What?
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What? What?
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What I'm doing is different than what
you're doing. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm going out with a beautiful,
sexy woman. You're going out with one of
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the great intellects of our time.
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All right.
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I was blinded by his body. I admit it.
Are you satisfied?
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True. I'm just getting warmed up.
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Let's make this quick and painless. I
admit to everything you're thinking.
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Everything? Everything.
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Nothing in common? Nothing in common.
Okay.
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Then I admit that Cassandra and I are
not exactly a match made in heaven.
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Really? Yes. In fact, I was even
thinking of calling the whole thing off.
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You were?
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Yeah. She's sexy.
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I know.
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But, but, there's something about a girl
who keeps using your rod as a
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scratching post.
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Well, at least she's not boring. I mean,
she's twisted and bizarre and sort of
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creepy, but she's not boring.
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Then there's Mr.
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March. Page six.
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The great communicator. Well, look, he's
a hunk.
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Yeah, that's all.
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Tony? Yeah?
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I don't want to go out on this date.
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Me either.
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I'm scared.
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Cassandra, the rain has stopped.
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What's that?
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Oh, this is Grover. This is my best
friend. He likes you. Look.
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You're a dog person.
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Yeah, well, you know, me and Grover, we
go way back.
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Oh, Tony, dog people and cat people just
don't mix.
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Oh, I'm so sorry you feel that way,
Cassandra, really. Oh, no, I'm sorry,
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because this would have been a night you
would have remembered for the rest of
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your life.
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It's such a long time.
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Oh, tough luck, pal.
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Angela, those gutters are a disgrace.
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You're on.
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Gus, I have to tell you the truth.
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All right.
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Callum.
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Although I'm physically attracted to
you, that's all there is.
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Terrific. I just don't think that that's
enough to build a relationship on.
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Who wants a relationship?
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No, Angela, I just thought we could go
out and have some fun tonight.
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You know, a great dinner. Maybe a little
dancing.
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Romantic nightcap by a cozy fire.
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What a day.
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What happened, Mona?
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Well, I have been asked to resign as
chairperson for the Fairfield Animal
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Shelter. You're kidding me. Wait a
minute. I thought those calendars were
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selling like beefcakes.
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Yeah, they were.
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And after all my good work with spaying
and neutering, Grover snuck out and got
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a cocker spaniel in trouble.
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You dirty dog.
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And you, you better wipe that smile off
your face.
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Bad dog. You bum, you. I'm shocked.
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I am shocked.
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I'm shocked.
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Was she cute?
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Give me some skin.
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