All language subtitles for happy_days_s08e16_potsie_on_his_own

Sunday, Monday, happy day. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

I've been free.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

I don't want to talk to him.

I know where I belong.

Why are you hiding from Patsy?

Oh, he's just been driving me crazy.

Sorry, Beth.

He's here.

Hey, Al. I'm having dinner.

Excuse me, Al.

Sorry, Beth.

Hi, Patsy.

Look, I don't want to talk about it
anymore.

All right, now, what's going on here?
All I want is an introduction to a

roommate. Is that asking so much?

That's not asking too much. Yes, it is,
Al. She's not his type. Why should I set

something up that's going to be a
disaster?

Well, she's got a point there, Pat.

Who's right, Al? Come on, I'm right. You
know I'm right, Al. Come on. Please, I

can't take this pressure.

What do I know?

Come on.

Courtney's not your type.

She went to school in Europe. Her family
spends summers in Switzerland.

She has a lodge.

A large what?

Oh, a lodge.

30s and 40s, men who have lived.

I've lived.

I mean recently.

Oh, boy.

Now, have you seen Clarence? Okay, okay,
I'll take care of it.

Clarence, they're our health boss.

There you are.

I've been looking all over for you.
Well, you found me. Oh, that's cute.

Listen, just let me in.

Do you know that you're two months
behind in your rent? Huh?

Now, my mom is getting pretty upset.

Look, I hate to do this, but she says
either you pay her by tomorrow or you

to find someplace else to live.

Posse, how could you get so far behind?

Have the money by tomorrow, right?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to
dress Clarence.

What a job I have.

I only have about 20 minutes to study
before I get to work. No, you can't go.

You can't go. We've got to talk about
Courtney. Please.

One introduction.

Just one introduction.

You touch

the

girl outside.

When they beg, it's different.

own the whole half, huh? This is my
table right here.

Hey, Al, come out here.

Yeah, Fonz. And this very tubby, jovial
guy is the owner of the other half.

And who is this?

I'm Joey. I'm Joey's big brother.

Brother? Yeah.

Fonz, that's wonderful to think that
after all these years, you two found

other over searching, searching,
searching. Al, Al, get a grip, get a

We're talking a big brother program, you
know, big brother program.

You get a little kid, you take care of
him, you hang out with him, talk to him.

Yeah, that sounds great.

Hey, do you think I could be a big
brother?

Well, yeah.

You could be a very big brother.

Okay, if I show up in the kitchen? How's
Clarence? Well, she's dressing me.

Let's go, Joey.

Don't play with any sharp things.

I won't.

One introduction.

How many favors have I done you through
the years? Sorry, but please, I'm

begging you. Just one. One little favor.

Oh, hey, I must be in high gear or
something.

I was talking to them. Very nice to see
you.

Catch you later.

I like that.

Hey, listen.

Is she still nagging you about going out
with Courtney? Yeah. I know if she'd

meet me, she'd like me, Fonz. You know
that deep in your heart? In my heart.

Would you get Mr.

Romance a date with your roomie, please?
Oh, Fonz. I promise, if he makes a

mess, I'll smooth it over.

Okay, if you say so. I say so.

Thanks, Fonz. Thanks, Fonz.

Don't tell her I'm dying to meet her.
Have her bump into me accidentally.

Fine, I'll have her hit you with her
car.

All right, now. Is your little life all
together now? You feel better?

Well, not really, Fonz. I got to move
tomorrow.

Guess where I got to live?

Thrill me.

In my parents' garage.

That's really terrible. You know, if
there's anything I could do.

You can help me move.

Why don't I think before I speak?

You mean like lugging heavy boxes?

Please, Fonz.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Well... Clarence's dress, Fonz. It's
embarrassing.

Thanks,

Big Al.

He has a great kitchen.

He let me flip burgers.

Yeah, sure. Use your sweater for the
grill.

Come on, let's get out of here. We've
got a big day tomorrow.

Yeah, what are we going to do?

We're going to help Patsy move.

Tell me one more time, Fonzie. Why are
we doing this? Hey, sometimes you do

things for the unfortunates in the
world, eh?

And trust me, he is the most unfortunate
you ever met.

Fonzie, I got a problem. Hey, your
problems are my problems. Spill it.

Well... The other day, me and my friend
Jimmy were playing catch. Yeah. He threw

the ball and broke a window at school.

Ooh. And I got blamed for it. And now I
can't go on a trip to the zoo with the

rest of the class. And I really love
zebras. Yeah. And so if I keep quiet, I

miss the zoo.

Yeah. But if I tell the truth, I'm a
snitch.

What's right?

Very good problem. Very good problem.
I'm going to give you a solution.

All right, I'm listening.

Not right now.

I got a lot of thoughts up here, and I
got to push the right ones up front. You

know what I mean?

Hey, listen, take that last box down to
the truck. I'll be with you in a flash,

all right?

Oh, hey, you're quick on the trigger.

Patsy.

Patsy, come on.

I hope that sniffling doesn't mean
you're going to miss this bird bed.

It's a great memory, Tiffon.

All right, I must have missed them all.

Did I ever tell you about the time Ralph
blew me to my bed?

No. Great times.

I'm moving to my parents' garage.

Hello.

Hey, come on. I promised you like a half
an hour, you know, not a lifetime.

Oh, Fonz, that's too heavy.

No, it's not too heavy. No, I'll get
Chachi to help. It's not too heavy.

Sorry I can't help you, Fonz, but you
really hurt my neck when you threw me up

the stairs.

The next time you drop a refrigerator on
my foot, remind me not to be so crammy.

I understand, Fonz.

Sure it's not too heavy. No!

and dropped the refrigerator on him
again, did you? Don't be stupid. How

refrigerators do you think we have?

Yeah, look, Posse, my mom wants you to
go upstairs and sign the IOUs, all

Hey, you know something, Chach?

Ralph and I had great times here.

When you're old enough, I'll tell you
about them.

I'll count the days.

The man is definitely not getting his
cleaning deposit back.

Hey, hi, Lori Beck. Hi, Chachi. This is
my friend, Courtney.

Hi. Is Posse around?

Yeah, he just went upstairs.

I'll go get him. Oh, thanks.

Why don't you two make yourselves
comfortable?

Comfortable? Are we supposed to sit on
the radiator?

Lori Beth, what are we doing here?

I told you I came by to borrow a book
from Potsy.

Richie's friend, the good -looking one.

Okay. Yeah, he is pretty cute, but he
seems like such a boy.

Well, what's wrong with boys?

Men are better.

Hey, Lori Beth.

Hi, Potsy.

This is my roommate, Courtney Hyatt. Oh,
pleased to meet you. John.

Could you excuse us just for a second?

How could you bring her over when they
look like this?

Don't worry about it. Just act like a
man.

I told her I came over to borrow a book.
What book?

They don't know?

Oh, a book. Right, good, a book.

I'll get your book. A book. Excuse me,
Courtney. A book.

Wrong book.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, thanks.

Captain Blubber?

This issue isn't worth much now, and
someday it'll be worth even less.

He's funny.

Good -looking and funny.

Your parents have very interesting
taste.

I don't live with my parents.

Really? Yeah.

I thought for sure you were one of those
boys who still lived with his parents.

Kid stuff.

Well, that's very refreshing.

All the college boys I know live at
home.

or in the dorm.

I even met one guy who lives in his
parents' garage.

What a geek.

I like a man who can take control of his
life.

Well enough to go out with?

Sure. Why don't you call me sometime?

Uh, how long will it take you to get
home?

I'm funny.

I'm charming.

I'm gonna move to my parents' garage.

Poachground, very slowly tell me why
you're unpacking what we just packed up.

Oh, Fonz, bring it all back. I'm
staying.

Listen, Joey, why don't you do me a
favor, you know, and kind of go up to my

cousin's apartment, maybe, you know,
like call an ambulance or something like

that. What are you telling me that
you're staying here? I can't help it,

can't move. You can't move? No. Are you
crazy? We packed this all up for no

reason. Afraid so.

That's all.

I'll take you up to the roof. Fonz, I
do.

Courtney Hyatt. No.

Yeah, L .B. brought her over. She said
she'd go out with me. I told her I lived

alone and she was impressed.

Her eyes work and everything?

Yeah. Fonz, she made me take a good look
at myself.

I can't move in with my parents now. It
would be a big step backwards.

Fonz, I can't do that to myself.

I gotta stay.

How are you gonna pay for this bird bed,
for this palace here?

I can get quick cash.

Oh, yeah?

All right, my ears are perked. Tell me.
I didn't think I'd have to do it, but

now I've got no choice.

Okay, this better be on the up and up.
Let me know. Fonz, I never thought I'd

have to stoop this low.

What is it, Fonzie?

I can't tell anybody.

Not even you, Fonz. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

He's sorry.

He's sorry. He's sorry.

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There's no such thing as a leprechaun.
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Leprechauns are very shy.

A leprechaun is a mythical creature,
like in a storybook, like pixies and

And they have little beards and wear
green hats.

Hooray for leprechaun.

Leprechaun. If you want to see
leprechaun, or cowboys, watch Bonanza

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right?

Joey's friend down at the school throws
a ball right through the window. Joey

can't go on a trip to the zoo. He loves
zebras. What do I do?

Oh, that one.

You heard this one before?

A million times.

All kids have this problem at school.

Now, what you got to do is to tell Joey
to confront his best friend. And if the

friend won't take the blame for throwing
the ball, then Joey should tell his

teacher on the friend because that kid
is not his best friend.

Freaks of genius, mister.

You are a great parent. Well, you know,
I've had a lot of practice. Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Anything else?

The kid's got, like, a few, you know,
girl problems.

Well, I can handle that, too.

Oh, come on. Richie had problems with
girls at that age?

No, I did.

I'll handle it. Yeah, you better. Yeah,
that's good.

Okay, Howard, let's go.

Roberta's waiting.

Well, bye -bye. Bye.

Okay, fine. So if we can lock up for me.
I will. We're trying folding.

Mixed doubles.

Look at this.

Louis Vance, if you please.

Oh, thanks.

Thank you very much. Fun.

Yeah.

Pops is here and he still hasn't told us
what his job is.

That's all right. I mean, a man's
entitled to some privacy, you know,

he's keeping it secret. Don't mean he's
doing something bad.

I mean, maybe, you know, he's, uh,
singing or something like that.

Why would he keep that a secret?

Because maybe he's singing for the CIA.

Well,

I can't help it. I worry about people. I
need to know what he's doing.

You keep pushing him, he's going to get
angry.

Come on, Courtney.

I'll drop you off on the way to work.

Oh, is the campus near where you work?

Don't ask.

Have a good time, kid. Thanks.

Wait a minute, Potsy. Where are you
going?

Now, I asked you very nicely, Lori Beth.
No questions.

Hey, Pots, where are you going?

That's how I said it. Hey, Patsy, where
are you going?

This is all right to me. Hey, Professor,
you want some cappuccino? Yeah, thanks,

folks. All right.

I'll tell you something. We got to keep
off his back, you know? He is going to

get crazy.

Yeah, the man is positively paranoid. I
suggest you stay out of his life. You

understand? Do not meddle.

Fine.

He followed Patsy yesterday like he told
us. All right. Excuse me, Patsy, but

was it not your recommendation that we
don't meddle in his life? No. My

recommendation was that you don't meddle
in his life. All right. Excuse me.

Well, I took Jenny with me because she's
used to following men. Yeah, right.

Patsy left his apartment wearing dark
glasses and a bag over his head.

How do you know he's wearing dark
glasses?

Well, he's wearing them on the outside.

All right, we know it's possible. Okay,
he took the 3rd Avenue bus to Stephen

Street. He changed three times. He
changed bags twice.

He saw them downtown and then... And
then what? Then we saw these darling

shoes in the window. Pointy toes,
stacked heels.

We're talking shoes here and you lost

a man wearing a paper bag?

Oh, they were so cute.

So, you want us to follow him again
tomorrow?

No, no, no. It's over. It's finito. But,
Fonz... No, I'm not kidding. I feel a

little bit bad that we followed him in
the first place, right?

It's over. Forget it.

I gotta go.

Hey, Fonz. Who's the lucky lady?

No lady. No lady. Joey's birthday. I'm
taking him to Uncle Bobo's Ice Cream

Emporium, you know? I want to taste
something. They got that ice cream there

with little marshmallows. You gotta dig
them out like a treasure hunt, you know?

I love it. I love it.

Wow. This place is neat.

I want to taste a little bit of kid
heaven right here.

Welcome to Uncle Bobo's birthday in
Florida.

I have a table right down here in the
middle where all the fun is.

All right, we'll sit right here.

I'll be right back. I have to go and
visit Mr. Kitchen.

forgot to tell you. I do what you said.
And Jimmy told the teacher that he was

the one who threw the ball and broke the
window.

Now I get to go to the zoo, and we're
still best friends.

You're a genius.

I am. I am a genius. I am a genius. I
also happen to know a very high class

class parent that helps me out every
once in a while.

And what have we here?

Party!

One for the little boy, and One for the
big boy.

Don't do that.

Oh, we have a stubborn big boy.

We're going to have a very dead big
clown here.

No, not... It's Joey's birthday.

His birthday!

Did you say Lone Ranger? Uh -huh.

You got one for me, too.

I'll look in Mr.

Closet.

And what does the birthday boy want to
celebrate with?

What are you going to have, son?

I love that ice cream. You know, it's
got all those little marshmallows in

there, and you've got to dig them out
like a treasure hunt.

Marshmallows!

And for you?

Anything you want. Anything you want.
Anything you want.

All right, I'm going to make a little
visit to Mr.

Restaurant.

I got just the thing for the birthday
boy.

Mr. Birthday Cake.

Table nine.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday,
little fella. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.

One more time.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to
you. Happy birthday to you. Happy

birthday to you.

Hey!

Webber. Oh, my gosh.

Webber. I don't know what to say.

Webber. All right.

All right.

I missed the birthday cake.

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Well, thanks for helping me clean up.

Now, if Roger decides to move in,
everything will be terrific.

Okay, now my daddy's sending you a
ticket.

So we'll expect to be seeing you next
week in Miami for the regatta. Let me

one thing straight. I don't sponge off
anybody.

I'll buy my own ticket to Miami.

Oh, you drive me wild when you talk like
that.

Oops.

Oh, is that okay, Roger? I was just
leaving. Yeah. Bye, Courtney.

Bye, Roger. Bye, Courtney. See you in
Miami.

You'll have to excuse her. I drive her
wild. Yeah, right.

So this is it, huh?

Yeah.

The bedroom looks like it's only big
enough for one person. Oh, Ralph slept

here. I was kind of looking for my own
bedroom.

Some guys like that.

Yeah, well, Aunt Mary and Uncle Howard
are down in the car waiting for me.

They're going to help me look for
apartments today.

Oh, that's nice.

Nice. They're driving me crazy.

They have to come see every apartment I
look at.

They're the nicest people in the world,
but they treat me like a nine -year

-old. They won't let me out of their
sight half the time.

Oh, hi.

Hello, Warren. Hi.

Who won't let you out of their sight
half the time?

This couple I stayed with in college.
They treat me like a nine -year -old.

Well, they sound just awful.

You can see that you've all grown up.
You can take care of yourself.

Now, Roger, just zip up your jacket.

Now, we've got to hurry. We have so many
more places to be. Bye, Roger.

This is where you and Ralph have been
living right up until he went in the

Yeah, but I'm all alone now.

Lucky guy.

Thanks. Not you, Ralph.

Next on the Brady Bunch, poor Benedict
Arnold.

You know, you make one mistake, and then
short -sighted people like Peter Brady

refuse to play you in the school play.

Will they ever forgive you? Stay tuned
for episode 85.

Next, right here on TV Land.