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Monday, Monday, happy day.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.
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Thursday, Friday, happy day.
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The weekend comes, but I go home, ready
to race to you.
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These days are our happy days.
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These days are our happy days.
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Goodbye, great sky, hello, blue.
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Nothing can hold me when I hold you.
It's all right.
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It can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Monday, Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Rubin' all week with you.
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Happy days are your goodbyes. Happy days
are your goodbyes. Happy days.
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Happy days is filmed before a studio
audience.
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Hi,
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Vince. Gonna be a hot time in the old
town tonight, eh?
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Chewed out.
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Come on. Pass some espresso.
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Sit down. Oh, no. I'm afraid I'll wreck
my tail.
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You devil.
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Rich, why the getup?
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Oh, it's Dante's Inferno Party at the
sorority house tonight.
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Everybody's got to dress like a
character from hell, you know.
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You know why I get to be the devil?
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Lori Beth's head of the entertainment
committee.
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Ah, you see.
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It's good to know people in high places.
Yeah.
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Or low places.
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He just called him that.
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Why would they call him Bluebeard if he
didn't wear a blue beard?
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Good character, Potts. I like the blue
beard. See?
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Rob, who are you? What do you mean, who
am I? We're supposed to be dressed like
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someone we meet in hell.
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I'm a dentist.
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Come on, guys.
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Hey, fellas.
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Hey, I'll do that.
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All right, count me in. Oh, no, this is
Dante's inferno party at the sorority
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house, see?
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Oh, great, I'll tell you what.
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You give me five minutes, I'll get a
girl. Hey, sorry, Josh. It's strictly
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college. Then give me ten minutes, I'll
get a college girl.
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No dice, Josh. This is grown -up stuff.
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Grown -up? What are you guys talking
about? I'm grown -up.
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Josh, in a couple of years, you're going
to recognize the immaturity of that
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particular statement.
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I got a great idea, Josh.
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Why don't you get Richie to buy your
soul?
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What's with the wig here? Oh, there's
your hair. I see it.
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Lady Godiva.
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You can ride through my street anytime.
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Chachi. I know. Get lost, you little
twerk. Right. I just wanted to see the
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lighting, Richard. Why don't you go see
that chair over there?
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Lori, Beth.
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LV, you're Lady Godiva, huh?
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You must have something on under there.
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Yes, Richard.
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Oh, you see that? She does. She's got
something on. What do you have on?
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Body lotion.
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I like the hair.
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Why don't we skip the party and go right
to Inspiration Point?
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You know something, Mal?
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She'll never win the prize for best
costume.
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She's not wearing anything.
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She's wearing body lotion.
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Adam, do me a favor and a drumming
espresso.
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Sorry, Chach. You're too young to drink
coffee.
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Anyway, we're closing up. Hey, old
buddy, what do you say you and me, we
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a late movie, huh?
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Some other time.
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Hi, Jermaine.
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That's Jermaine.
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Listen, do me a favor.
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Lock up for me, will you? Yeah, yeah,
sure.
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Jermaine, you're a flower.
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Too young for coffee.
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Too young for sorority parties.
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Too young, too young.
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It's not fair.
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How come I'm always left out of
everything?
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It's not fair.
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It's not fair!
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You know, I would sell my soul to the
devil to be more grown up.
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Chachi Arcola.
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Chachi Arcola.
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Hi.
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I'm Melvin Scratch.
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hot place.
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See, I'm the nephew of the devil who
came to buy your soul.
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What, am I going nuts?
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You buy souls?
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Oh, yeah.
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Melvin's my name. Souls are my game.
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All right, Kleiner, you had your fun.
Now, look, I'm in no mood for this, all
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right? So just go back to the party at
the sorority house.
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Oh.
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You need convincing, huh?
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This is my favorite part.
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Okay. What do you like?
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Blondes or brunettes?
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Redheads.
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You little dickens.
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Okay.
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Meals are up.
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Answer it. It's for you.
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Why don't you ask them why they want to
go out with you?
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Why do you want to go out with me?
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Because I'm so grown up.
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And you're a warm and wonderful person.
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That's exactly what they say. Yeah, I
know.
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You mean you're really the... Would I
wear this shirt if I wasn't?
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Is it a deal?
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I don't know, Melvin. I don't know.
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What should I do?
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Sign this contract.
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Look, I'm not so sure about this.
Redheads. I'm sure.
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Great.
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What next?
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Chachi Arcola, you are now a warm and
wonderful person.
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You are adored by everyone.
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Now go up to Inspiration Point and
collect those redheads.
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All right, Melvin. I'm on my way. All
right, Melvin.
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Look, Uncle Satan.
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I got another one.
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Please.
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How do I look?
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Oh, lovely, Dee. Just right for your
date.
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How much did that dress cost?
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Nearly $50.
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$50? Oh, dear.
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She's dating Chachi.
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Oh, well, that's different.
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Oh, you're such a lucky young lady. It's
worth every penny.
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He's such a warm and wonderful person.
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Here he comes. Oh, he's so neat. And
only a few days ago, I thought he was a
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still young twerp. Well, at least I
think I did.
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It's him!
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Chachi! Girls, please, please. My lips
need a breathing.
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All right?
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, Chachi, you're so wonderful and so
grown up.
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Oh, true, true, true.
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What a day I had. Oh, well, tell us all
about it. Come, old man. Sit in my
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chair. Can I get you something, Chachi?
Oh, no, no, no. Nothing, thanks, Mrs. C.
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Oh, he called me Mrs. C.
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He's such a warm and wonderful person.
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Oh, Chachi, there you are.
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I've just come from the fraternity. It's
unanimous. They all want you in, even
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though you haven't graduated from high
school yet. Oh, that's great, Rich.
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I'll think it over. Would you? Yeah.
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to see what can you do for Chachi. Oh, I
already asked him. He said no, but I've
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almost finished his sweater.
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That's nice.
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Thanks, Mr. Thing. He said thanks. Did
you hear him? He said thanks.
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He is such a warm...
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Tell us we love listening to your voice.
It's like the harps of heaven.
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I don't want to talk. You have to talk.
Just let us be near you. Please.
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I can't stand this anymore.
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it off, Chuch. You gotta tell me
something. I'm so embarrassed.
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Fonz, I haven't slept all night.
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You look terrible for a warm and
wonderful person.
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Fonz, I have a problem, and I have to
tell you something.
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I'm so proud you picked me to conversate
with. Yeah, I'll listen.
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Fonz. Yeah?
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I sold my soul to the devil.
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You're not only warm and wonderful,
you're hysterical.
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It's the devil making you think so,
Fonz. You're warm, you're wonderful.
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This is going to hurt me more than it
hurts you. You're warm, you're
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Did you just... Yes!
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Are you warm? Yeah! Fonz, you're back!
Yeah, I'm back, and you better make it
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interesting.
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Because if you don't, you're going to
meet up with a cold -knuckle sandwich.
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Now, what are you going to tell me? All
right, Fonz, now, it all started...
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Yeah. I was sitting in Arnold's. I can
dig.
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And then he goes, the kettle's above.
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And that's it, Fonz. That's what
happens.
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You got to help me.
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I don't want to be warm and wonderful. I
want to be me.
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I understand. All right. How do you get
to meet this guy from down under?
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I don't know. He just appeared.
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See that? I hate hocus pocus.
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What's his name? Melvin Scratch. Melvin
Scratch.
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All right.
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I'll take care of it. It's my problem
now. Get out of here. No, Fonz. This is
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problem. I think I... You asked me for
help.
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I'll help you. Out of here. Get out.
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Thanks, Fonz. Yeah.
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Good luck. Yeah.
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His name is Melvin Scratch.
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Melvin Scratch.
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All right, Melvin.
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Melvin.
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Melvin Scratch. Come on, show yourself.
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Hey, hocus pocus. All right.
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I hear you've got some papers on my
cousin, Chuch. Oh, yeah, Alan.
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And I want him drunk.
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Will you please get out here?
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I don't.
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I want those papers now.
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Deal's a deal.
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What do you want to do? Fight for them?
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Fists? Wrestling?
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Pitchforks? Come on.
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No violence.
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I want to tell you something, Mel.
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If you do that one more time, I'm going
to make a very hot view right here on
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Earth.
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Okay.
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I got a proposition for you. I'm all
ears.
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If you can go 24 hours without a girl's
lips touching you, Chachi goes free.
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No kissing?
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No kissing. No kissing.
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My lips ain't gonna forgive me.
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But if you can't, Chachi goes... And so
do you.
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Are you talking... Well, I'm not talking
about Detroit.
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All right, look. No kissing, Chachi's
free, huh?
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One kit, then it's torment city for two.
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All right.
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You got a deal. When do we start?
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Oh, you'll find out.
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Oh, this is great.
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This is great. I make a deal, no kiss in
24 hours. I don't even know when it
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starts.
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I think it started.
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I'm telling you something, Rich. It is
the strangest thing he's made with,
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bells. and bulbs.
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That's hard to believe.
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Hey, you're telling me, huh? I'm going
24 hours without a kiss.
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That's really hard to believe. All
right, now, are you going to help me or
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All right, Fonz, I'll help you. We'll do
it together. Not one kid. No. A little
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hard for me to believe that the devil's
running around Arnold. Well, I mean, a
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pitchfork and little horns.
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No, no horns, no pitchforks. It's the
devil's nephew, Melvin.
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He's wearing shorts. He's outside.
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Beware the devil's nephew.
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Yeah.
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Now, this is Cleopatra, Fonz. Be
careful.
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She's got a wicked ass. A what?
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Ass. Snake. Oh, yeah.
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Just remember what she did to Caesar.
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That's what I want to do. I want to
seize her.
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Here, watch this.
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Fonz.
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See that?
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She hit my tight. That was a snake like
that, huh?
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I did it. Did I do it?
250
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All right.
251
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Good V. Way to protect those lips, babe.
252
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Babe. Good, Fonz. That was good.
253
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I mean, Melvin.
254
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,420
Hello? Boy, I'm real glad to meet you,
Richie.
255
00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,120
It isn't often we get to meet a real
goody two -shoes.
256
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,280
I've got my bad traits. You bet.
257
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Oh, Richie.
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You don't go to hell for overdue library
books.
259
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,650
What do you got for us now?
260
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,890
Oh, just a few of my friends.
261
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Beelzebub.
262
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,650
That's Mata Hari.
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She's my favorite spy.
264
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Mata Hari?
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Martha Hari, I never heard of her.
266
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:39,150
All right, now, now, take it easy, Fonz.
I can't help it. No, no, no, Fonz, no!
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You're not missing much, Fonz.
268
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I don't believe you.
269
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No, really. Only a mediocre kisser. But
I love that turban.
270
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Oh.
271
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,180
This is tough.
272
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240
Yeah?
273
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,180
Salome doing the dance of the seven
veils. This is too much for me. Oh,
274
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:19,340
this dance, Fonz. This is tough.
275
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Oh.
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does she have to go?
277
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This is down to about four now.
278
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I've got to sneak a peek.
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00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:38,650
No. Now, Fonz, now listen, I know this
is difficult, but no.
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No, no, Fonz, no!
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What do you mean, no?
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You can do it.
283
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Don't let her kiss you, Font.
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You're a dirty fighter. Oh, thanks.
285
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Good, Font. You're doing great.
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I know where to go.
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I can't do it.
288
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Richie? Yeah, Font?
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Where are my lips going?
290
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,750
Girls, can we talk this over?
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I just can't.
292
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Hold it.
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Pardon me, son.
294
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,710
But she is another one, and I ain't
gonna kiss him.
295
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Hey, I'm random. I'm an angel.
296
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I'm the Fonz. I'm a goner.
297
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From the boiling cauldron, from the
eternity of emptiness, of nothingness,
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never knowing love, never knowing fear.
299
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,720
Richie. Never... Yeah, Fonz?
300
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Just say, thank you.
301
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:44,280
Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, really,
thanks.
302
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,479
You're welcome.
303
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,580
No problem for a big guy like me.
304
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,120
I'm kind of new to gravity.
305
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,340
How'd you do that?
306
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,180
You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
307
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:11,200
Listen, we've got to talk about this
Melvin deal. Oh, Melvin.
308
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,320
You know, it's a shame. I had
reservations for you and Chachi in
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00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,300
That's great.
310
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,380
Hey,
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congratulations, you and Chachi.
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What about me?
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He's my best friend.
314
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,900
Are you kidding?
315
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,340
Mr. Goody Two -Shoes?
316
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,920
They're talking about him taking my
place.
317
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:40,560
Hey, me as an angel? I'd be a good
angel, don't you think? I'd work very
318
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,820
I'd learn all the ins and outs.
319
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,400
Did he have to die first?
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00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,700
Fine.
321
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,960
So, Rich, you've got a long life ahead
of you, Richie. No worries.
322
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,240
Well, I'm just glad you showed up,
Brandon. Well, I'd better get going.
323
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,440
I've got harp lessons.
324
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,680
Oh, okay.
325
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,980
Well, thanks for coming down here.
326
00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,220
solving a problem.
327
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,280
He didn't solve anything.
328
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,900
You can handle yourself. You don't need
me. We help those who help themselves.
329
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,100
Gravity.
330
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:17,060
I think Melvin's got some special
effects. Watch me disappear.
331
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:26,740
It's like Pittsburgh.
332
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,390
I'll just walk.
333
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,190
Time.
334
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,990
Two minutes, Fon. Two minutes and your
24 -hour illness is over.
335
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:52,390
Illness? Oh, yeah. I passed the word
that you were having 24 -hour flu.
336
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,790
I hope my lips don't die.
337
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,750
Lips don't die, Fon.
338
00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,890
Good morning.
339
00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:01,310
Oh, no, no. It could be...
340
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,820
You know, one of those girls, maybe I
think... Oh, no, it's all right. It's
341
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:08,500
right. It's all right. Come on in, Josh.
Fonz, I had to be here. Hey, I'm glad
342
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500
you're here, Josh.
343
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960
Hey,
344
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,740
Ralph. Hey, Fonz. Hey, Fonz. Josh.
345
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,100
We're more to marry you. Come on. Fonz,
you look terrible.
346
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,680
Oh, yeah. You know something, Fonz? We
heard about your flu.
347
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,060
I got some new germ jokes. Listen to
this.
348
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,820
Two germs are playing water polo.
349
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:27,520
Ralph, Ralph, maybe we don't need any
jokes right now, okay? I'm getting
350
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,620
Yeah, me too.
351
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,820
Oh, better, better.
352
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,440
I'm going to make some soup.
353
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,440
Plenty of liquid. Oh, Fonz, are you all
right?
354
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:39,660
I'm feeling better.
355
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:40,860
How? Time.
356
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,980
Fifteen seconds.
357
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,680
Fifteen seconds to what?
358
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,120
Oh, uh, fifteen seconds until Fonzie's
24 -hour virus is over.
359
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,220
Down to the second. Isn't modern
sickness wonderful?
360
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:54,720
Ten seconds. Yeah.
361
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,340
Nine. Eight.
362
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,680
Seven. Six.
363
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,360
Five. Don't worry, you're going to be
better soon.
364
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,740
No,
365
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,080
she kissed me.
366
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,900
Well, I never got that reaction from
Howard.
367
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,820
Oh, just a minute.
368
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,740
Oh, hello.
369
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,280
Hi.
370
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,580
Come on, guys.
371
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:24,660
We got to go.
372
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Come on.
373
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,700
It's my fault. Hey, you stay here.
374
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,220
I'm going.
375
00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:31,260
No.
376
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,060
Deal's a deal. You're both going.
377
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,900
just recovering from the flu. He's not
well enough to go out.
378
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,720
What's going on around here? Now, maybe
you didn't understand me, but I
379
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,360
thought... I have to take him over my
dead body. And mine, too.
380
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:49,580
Me, too.
381
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,640
This is the weirdest flu I ever saw.
382
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,080
But I gotta tell you something. That
goes double for us. Right, Pop?
383
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,560
You just try something, buddy. You heard
him, Bucko.
384
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,260
That's it for you guys.
385
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,700
Going down.
386
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,500
Feels about...
387
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,410
We're still here.
388
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,090
Beelzebub.
389
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,510
It's not working, is it?
390
00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:16,330
Beelzebub. Well, well, well.
391
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:17,630
Now then.
392
00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:22,410
Looks like we knew what to do, huh?
Looks like the angel was right, huh?
393
00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:23,630
like we had the answer.
394
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:26,510
Well, I wanted to tell you guys.
395
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,810
What is it, Fon?
396
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:30,270
Very simple. The only thing that can
beat the devil.
397
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:32,230
L -O -B -E.
398
00:23:35,639 --> 00:23:36,680
Nobody loves me.
399
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,920
Beals above.
400
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,960
Why are we all standing around like
this?
401
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,720
I don't know. I'm all wiped out.
402
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:53,100
Hey, Mrs. C, would you make me some hot
chocolate, please? Michael, look.
403
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,020
As long as we're all here, let's have a
party.
404
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,440
Chachi, don't be such a twerp.
405
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,460
You know, that is the nicest thing
anybody's said to me all day.
406
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,380
Wake up, sleepyhead.
407
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,580
Chachi.
408
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,040
Chach.
409
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,460
Chachi, wake up. No.
410
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,460
Oh. Al, I thought you were the... The
what?
411
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880
Never mind, Al.
412
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:25,200
I thought you were going to lock up for
me. I'm sorry. I guess I fell asleep.
413
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,520
Hey, Al.
414
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,900
What's all the lights on? Late party
tonight?
415
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,460
Nah, he just couldn't handle the
espresso.
416
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,340
Oh, hey, Chach. Listen, I'm sorry about
not letting you go to that party. Oh,
417
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,750
no, no, no. Oh, Rich, that's all right.
Oh, next time we will. No, no, I'm too
418
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,210
young for those parties. Oh, you're not
too young. I'm just a little kid, Rich.
419
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,310
I'm in no hurry to grow up.
420
00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:46,530
See ya.
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