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Death, who is crushing big time.
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Oh, Miley, not again. Even Jeff Gordon
makes a pissed up every once in a while.
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I am not talking about me.
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Although, uh, Tall, Dark, and Yummy over
there is definitely on my radar.
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Miley. Right.
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Anywho, I'm talking about Oliver. He is
in love.
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Are you sure?
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I was just in the girls' bathroom and
there was nobody sobbing. Why me?
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Why me?
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I'm sure.
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I just saw him upstairs and he was
totally distracted and spacey.
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Yes,
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you're right. That's love.
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Painful, painful love.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Nice kicks.
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Timmy.
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Spill it, Oliver. Who is she?
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Who's who?
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The girl who you've fallen for.
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All the way down the stairs.
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There's no girl?
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Oh, really? Then how do you explain this
box of chocolates?
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All right, fine.
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Therefore, we're a girl.
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What's her name?
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Guys, she's not even in our grade. You
don't know her.
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Come on, you know you want to tell us.
Yeah.
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Okay?
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Well, I don't know.
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I've never seen him like this.
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I know.
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Maybe we should respect his privacy.
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Yeah.
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Although, if we respect it too long,
we'll lose his trail. Come on.
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The ones with the little squigglies on
top are the best.
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I'm going to take AP English.
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I'm going to take AP Water Polo.
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Good night, nurse.
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Oliver is crushing on someone old enough
to remember the Beatles.
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The who?
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When you're famous, it can be kind of
fun.
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It's really you, but no one ever
discovers.
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Who would have thought that a girl like
me would double as a superstar?
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Crushing on an old nurse.
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Another good one I can't use.
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Come on.
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Oh, you may want to sit down for this
one.
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Jackson, your grandson got a B.
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I told you, you may want to sit down.
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Yep, and it's all because of this new
girlfriend he's got.
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I'll tell you what, she is smart as a
whip, and you ain't gonna believe what
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influence she's been on him.
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Hey, here they come. I gotta go. If you
can't get up, call me back.
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There he is.
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My B -boy and his A -plus lady.
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Dad. Hi, Mr. Stewart.
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Little lady, from now on, you can just
call me Happy Pappy.
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He's not really my dad.
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I was left on his doorstep.
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By a wizard.
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Come on, now. I didn't mean to embarrass
you, but look at this.
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You made the refrigerator.
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I'm sorry.
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Just got a little dust in my eye, that's
all.
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Wow. What'll he do when he finds out
about your A on the history quiz?
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Oh, that's a risk I can't take.
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Okay, I'm just gonna go for a jog now
and leave you two to your studying.
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just not feeling it anymore.
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I was going to break up with them today,
but I just can't.
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I'll wait until after the test tomorrow.
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Pull it together, old man. It's not like
it's the last beat I'll ever get.
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Oliver. Oh, yeah.
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He scarfed down three hot dogs before
they got on the bus.
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And she was wearing them when they got
off.
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No problem. I'm sure there's plenty of
girls for Oliver.
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Yeah, well, let's see.
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Drift her.
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Sat on her lunch.
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Spilled on.
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Spilled on.
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And poor Pamela.
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The only survivor of the Oaken natural
gas disaster.
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There she is.
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wanted this to be our little secret, but
I told you there was nothing to be
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ashamed of.
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You did?
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Of course.
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Oliver didn't ask for this to happen. I
mean, none of us ever do.
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But when it does, you can either run
away from it or you can embrace it.
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And you want him to embrace it?
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Oh, I begged him to, and now that he
has, I couldn't be happier.
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You're kidding me, right?
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know, did you?
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Uh -uh.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, listen.
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You can live a very full life with
diabetes, but this is still all very new
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Oliver. He's struggling with it. So
please, let him tell you, okay?
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But what if he doesn't? Yeah.
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We're just friends. I mean, we want to
help him.
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So you're just going to have to be
patient, okay?
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He doesn't eat too many sweets.
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to Tracy's party tonight.
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Hang out. Have fun.
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Get his mind off things.
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That's actually a good idea.
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I do have those on occasion, you know.
It's not like I'm one of those dopey TV
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dads.
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You keep telling yourself that, big
fella.
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So what do you call a pig who knows
karate?
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A pork chop.
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Jackson.
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Allison.
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You're here.
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Together. That's great.
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You are a beautiful couple.
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Don't worry. He always gets like this
just before nappy time, huh?
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I'll be right back.
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Don't blow this for me.
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She said she wants to talk, and I think
we both know what that means.
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wanted to say to you that you are the
best girlfriend Jackson has ever had.
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Ever.
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He's had a lot of... I cannot keep the
ladies off of this one.
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Dad, we're trying to have a little
conversation here.
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Conversation? Oh, you don't want to do
that.
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Talking's the quickest way to ruin a
relationship.
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Hey, let me ask you. Have you kissed him
yet?
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All the ladies say he's got lips like
butter.
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Yeah.
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And I didn't know exactly how to say it.
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more did she want?
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Look, these things happen.
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How could you be so...
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for bringing me
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But we can help you through it.
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Oh, great.
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Now I'm just your sick friend?
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No. You are going to be the same goofy,
clumsy,
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wonderful friend you've always been. Who
happens to be a diabetic? It won't
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change anything between us.
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I guess I should have known that.
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Thanks, you guys.
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It's just one of the things that best
friends share. I mean...
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Il a fait la roue pour fêter l
'événement, s 'est déboîté l 'épaule et
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jamais voulu rejouer.
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Et il paraît qu 'il a ouvert une
pizzeria à Pasadena.
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just popped up you see but now that i've
got it nothing's changed i'm still me
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having bd's just means that me and sugar
don't mesh but it's all good because
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i'm still freaking freaking fresh word
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