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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm saving the seat. Oh,
come on. It's crowded in here. I've had
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a long day. I just want to sit.
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No, you don't understand. See, my
husband and I do this thing where he
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into a bar and pretends he doesn't know
me and then he picks me up.
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And then what?
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He pays you?
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No, but that's a good idea. We'll have
to try that.
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You know, it's women like you that make
me sick.
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What? Oh, I'm in a loving relationship.
We have an imaginative sex life.
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can see why the chair is so important to
me.
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Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you can
do with this chair.
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Who has the imagination now?
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Look, I sell women's shoes.
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I spend ten hours a day kissing the ass
of the trophy wives like you, and I'll
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be damned if I'm gonna pucker up here.
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Okay.
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Hear what you're saying?
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I hear your anger.
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And I would just like to suggest that
perhaps your anger is misplaced.
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Really?
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You think so?
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Because I think that my problem is right
here.
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No, that's not true. So you need to look
inside yourself.
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Really? Oh, you don't think that I
should look here?
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You don't think that I should look right
here? Stop it. That's not okay. Oh,
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well, what's not okay, Blondie?
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the answer to that.
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No, I don't. Why don't you tell me? Why
don't you tell me what my problem is,
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smart...
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to feel better. Oh, don't be silly.
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Listen, when my parents get here, do not
tell them my dark, dirty secret.
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You didn't do anything wrong. I hit
someone.
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Okay, but again, she provoked you and
she's fine and no one's pressing charges
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and everybody there acknowledged that
you were just defending yourself. I
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my hand in violence.
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I saw. You got a great right hook.
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So wait, look on the bright side.
Maybe... You know, maybe she learned a
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Maybe next time she'll think twice
before she pushes someone around. Oh, so
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I'm the Old Testament God punishing the
wicked.
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Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Dharma.
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No, I'm pretty sure I didn't say that.
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Yay, we're here.
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Hi.
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Not a word.
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For what? You'll hit me?
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Hello. Hi. Hi, Mary.
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Hi. Okay,
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thanks for babysitting. No problem.
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Aw. All right, here's some breast milk.
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Two whole bottles. I woke up this
morning so engorged I could have put out
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house fire.
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to dinner with some friends of Larry's
from work? Some of the other security
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guards? Not hardly. A couple of
corporate mucky mucks.
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I thought suit -wearing drones like that
were the bleeding canker sores on the
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gums of America.
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That's what I used to think, too.
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Turns out they're pretty nice. And
funny.
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Guess how many licensing execs it takes
to screw in a light bulb? How many?
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I can't remember exactly, but it's more
than one, and that's the joke of it.
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Of course she is. She's terrific.
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Don't lie to them, honey. I'm not
terrific. I'm bad. I hit somebody.
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Did the plan change?
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Dharma, what are you talking about? It's
nothing really. There's a little
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situation with a woman in a bar and
Dharma defended herself.
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You raised your hand in violence?
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Twice. It was a rampage. I ran amok.
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defense, and she's all worked up about
it, and it would really help if you guys
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would tell her that it's not the end of
the world. Yeah, well, I wish I could,
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Greg, but how do you think wars start?
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Have you forgotten everything we've
taught you?
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Obviously, yes. Come on, Larry, you
can't tell me that you've never hit
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in your life. Not once.
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Not when the Chicago cops were hitting
us with sticks. Not when the Mississippi
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police turned their fire hoses on us.
Not when the National Guard pelted us
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tear gas.
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Okay, my little brother pulled the tail
off my Davy Crockett hat, and I beat the
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crap out of him.
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That's because without the tail, it's
just a furry yarmulke.
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Dharma, you have to go to this woman and
seek her forgiveness and try to restore
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your karmic balance.
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See, I don't think that's a very good
idea. She was a very unpleasant woman,
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she was kind enough not to press
charges.
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No, honey, Abby's right. I should go
make amends to this woman.
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Well, what if she won't listen to you?
She will if she knows what's good for
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her.
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line here.
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Oh, hi, Bob.
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That was fun last night, huh? Yeah, it
was. I wish you would have let me pay
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something. Don't worry about it. You'll
get me next time, right?
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Or we could go Dutch.
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Sure.
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Hey, listen, I know you're a big Neil
Young fan, and I happen to have tickets
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see him in concert next week, only, uh,
I can't go.
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Wow.
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You look great.
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How come you can't go?
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Gotta work late.
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It's you and me.
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I think I'm the only person in the
marketing department doing anything.
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Really? Does Ed know?
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Ed? Ed?
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Montgomery? The boss?
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You call him Ed?
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Yeah. Well, his kid married to my kid,
so what kind of family?
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Is that so?
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I had absolutely no idea.
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Oh, yeah.
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You want me to put in a good word for
you?
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No, I... Couldn't ask you to do that.
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Sure you can.
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Me and Ed are like this.
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Well, I mean...
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We're like these two here, not these
bent ones down here.
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But you, you could be like the thumb.
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Or this finger here, this finger works
too.
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Okay, just so I understand, you are
going to talk to Mr. Montgomery?
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Sure, I'd be happy to do it.
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That is great. Thanks, buddy. Okay,
buddy.
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Have fun at the concert. Thanks.
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I'll bring the little woman.
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27.
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Anyway, if there's anything I can do at
all...
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Buy you some sunglasses.
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In fact, here, just take mine. No.
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It's okay.
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It was my fault.
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It was a bad day. I had a little too
much to drink.
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Yeah, you sure did.
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Hey, what is that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Are you saying I'm an
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No, no, no.
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Alcoholics go to meetings. You're at a
bar.
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So you are saying that I'm a drunk, huh?
I'm just a sloppy old drunk. No, I
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didn't say that. I was just agreeing
with you.
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I would never judge you.
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Okay. Okay.
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You're all right.
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Thanks.
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I'm so glad I came over here. You're
being so great about this.
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You know, I was thinking... What?
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Nothing?
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No, what?
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Well, where I teach yoga, there's a guy
who runs an anger management seminar.
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What's your point?
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I have no point.
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It just occurred to me and then the
words came out of my mouth.
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It's a character flaw I have that you
should not read anything into about
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yourself because you are a perfect,
beautiful human being.
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Who can't control her anger or her
drinking?
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No, once again, you are putting words
into my mouth.
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Look, I just came here to make peace
with you. I want you to be my friend.
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You do, don't you?
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Absolutely.
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I do have a problem.
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I really think I need help.
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Okay, we all need help sometimes.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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Who's this?
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This is the woman I told you about from
the bar.
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The woman that hit you?
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Hi.
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This is my sister, Lydia. What the hell
are you doing here?
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I just came to apologize to your sister.
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Well, I think it's a little late for
that, don't you?
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Well, no, I don't.
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Ah, you think you can just march your
bony ass over here, say you're sorry,
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everything's going to be all right, huh?
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I was hoping.
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Let me tell you something about women
like you. Women like you make me sick.
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poking, please.
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Oh, what? Huh?
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Oh, what?
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I hit her sister.
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What? I was doing fine with the woman
that I hit last night, and then her
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came in and started poking at me, and I
bopped her right in the snoot.
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There's no telling what I might do. Do
not crowd me, Greg. I am a powder keg.
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You are not a powder keg. Do not tell a
powder keg that she is not a powder keg,
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Greg. That's one of the main ways to set
off a powder keg.
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Chamomile, chamomile. Nice relaxing cup
of chamomile. I think we're out of
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chamomile. Oh, perfect. Just perfect.
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What am I supposed to drink now?
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Ginseng? Why don't I just put a fuse in
my butt and light it?
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Why don't you sit down and do...
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meditation thing. That would be good,
huh? I spent my whole life meditating.
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Look where it got me. Every time I get
mad, I meditate and it just bottles it
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up. Okay.
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Okay, so what do you want to do?
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I don't know.
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Maybe I need to learn to express my
anger, you know? Just right when it
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just get rid of it.
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Are you sure you want to start now?
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Why wouldn't I?
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Well, we have my parents' tree trimming
party tonight. Oh, man, what the hell?
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I want to go to some snooty, boring
thing like that.
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Yeah, that kind of felt good.
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That'll work. Let's go trim a tree.
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Now I don't want to go.
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to go to the home of people who kiss.
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Watch your spacing, Dharma. You're
clumping.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are, dear. You have to think of
the tree as a whole. Okay, you're
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ticking me off here, lady. Back off and
let me trim the damn tree.
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Mother, it's a beautiful, beautiful tree
this year. Is that enough for pine?
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It's a Douglas fern. I think your wife
has had quite enough eggnog. I'll keep
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eye on her. Have you lost weight?
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Actually, I'm on the pineapple diet.
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So anyway, I thought you should know.
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There's this guy doing a great job in
marketing.
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What's his name?
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I don't know.
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Name some people in marketing.
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There have to be 25 people in that
department.
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Yeah, but how many of them are named
Bob?
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Is the guy's name Bob?
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Bingo! What's his last name? How the
hell would I know?
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No, you didn't mean to interrupt me.
It's a lot different than you didn't
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interrupt me. Capisce?
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And there's a guy named Richard doing a
great job in the department he's in.
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He's overdue for a promotion.
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What department is he in?
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I don't know.
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Name some departments.
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Well, that's quite enough of that.
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Larry, what are you doing?
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Just trying to help out some of the boys
at the office. Great guy.
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Are these the same guys that took you
out to dinner the other night? Dinner,
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concert, tire shopping.
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They're really beautiful people. Now,
I'm sure that they're not just using you
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to get to the boss.
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That's a pretty rough allegation you're
making about my friends. I hope you can
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back it up with some concrete proof that
happens all the time in business.
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Those bastards!
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Why would I lie about how much eggnog
I've had? It's not even that good.
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You know who's had too much eggnog,
Kitty?
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You have.
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I don't think this is working.
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Basketball tickets.
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Let me be clear about something.
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Are you giving me these so I'll put in a
good word for you with the box?
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No, I mean, that's up to you.
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Okay.
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Fill this out. Name, department, reason
why you're sucking up.
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Talk to me.
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Face time with the boss?
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Gee, I'd have to think about that.
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And I'd really love to think about it in
one of those fancy ergonomic chairs you
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got up there on the third floor.
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Good, but don't dawdle. Ed's face is
filling up fast.
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bad idea honey i tried expressing my
anger verbally and it didn't help i know
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know but this are you sure you want to
do this i
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mean i am a volcano bubbling with molten
lava if i don't find a way to safely
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vent then everyone's gonna have to leave
the island including that old guy who
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always thinks he can survive what are
you talking about you know all that old
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guy has lived here all his life and
he'll be damned if he's leaving now
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any last minute tips? go home
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close together when the tree gets all
lopsided?
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Forget it. This is ridiculous.
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Sam, what's wrong?
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I don't even get why we're doing this.
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So you got angry. So you punched out a
psycho drunk. So what?
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You know what your problem is?
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You think you're better than everyone
else.
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You think you're perfect. No, I do not.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then how come it's such a big deal that
you lost your temper?
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Actually, I'm here to see you. Come on
in, guys.
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Greg, I want you to meet some friends of
mine.
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This is Bob from marketing.
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How do you do? Hi.
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Manny from human resources.
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Hello. And Richard from business
affairs.
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Hi, Richard.
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There he is, fellas. The fruit of Ed
Montgomery's loins.
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Larry, what's going on?
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Ah, the famed Montgomery curiosity.
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The acorn does not fall far from the
tree. does it?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure. You guys network, confab,
micromanage, whatever blows your skirts
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Spill it.
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Okay, I'm in a tight spot.
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I told these guys I could get them some
FaceTime with your father, but he's not
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on the same page, you know, face -wise.
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So, what do you want me to do?
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Well, nothing really.
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Just tell him you're planning to squeeze
out the old man.
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and you're looking for a couple of young
Turks to back your play.
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I'm not going to say that.
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Would a couple of basketball tickets and
a hickory farm sampler change your
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mind?
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No. What about a fancy chair and a set
of steel -belted radial?
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No.
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Well, I got myself in kind of a
situation here, haven't I? Yes, you
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Okay.
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Well...
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person who made a mistake. It's just I
was raised to believe that any violence
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at all is totally unacceptable, but that
doesn't take into account our humanity.
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You know, I mean, we can strive for
nonviolence, but we're imperfect beings
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we will make mistakes. We have to
forgive ourselves and each other for
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mistakes.
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I'll forgive you as soon as you finish
painting my house.
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I understand.
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Didn't we have the house painted a
couple of months ago?
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Yeah, but she has to learn.
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I'm saving that seat. Oh, please. I'm
pooped.
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Look, I said that seat. Take it.
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Come on. I had a hard day.
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It's a jungle out there.
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Do you know how many licensing execs it
takes to stab you in the back?
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All of them, baby. And that's no joke.
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Give me a break. You're a security
guard.
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You want to hear about a rough day? You
try selling women's shoes.
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Oh.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
It means...
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No, dibs. Who's this?
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This is the jerk who took your chair.
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Really?
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You know, guys like you make me more
tired.
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We do, huh?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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