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Hey, Mom!
Sorry it's been a while.
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Adjusting to Canyon Valley's
been pretty tough.
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I don't think I really get this
town yet, but I'm not givin' up.
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I'll take your advice
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and I'll go find
the big picture. Love you.
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...have extremely sensitive
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stomach linings...
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Ugh!
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It's a perfect summer day
and I'm stuck inside.
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Oh, come on, Lil.
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You promised me that today
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would be our Groom & Board
jam session with my tip tapes!
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Do you need an extra
kitty sticker, Mister Tape?
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Where do a I find a sleeping
bag, a flare gun, and a machete?
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In the pantry above the--
Wait, where are you going?
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Location scouting.
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I'm lookin' for the big picture
of Canyon Valley.
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Huh? You need a guide.
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- Well, I've already got a map.
- You don't need a map.
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You need a Lil. Eww.
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You're saying you want
to show Jack around town today?
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Don't you want me to hang out
with my half bro?
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I guess my tapes can wait.
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- I'm gonna need a machete too.
- Not a chance.
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I'm so proud of you
for taking care of your brother.
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You lose that boy
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and you'll be grounded
for the rest of your life.
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Okay, have fun.
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You got it.
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I can't believe Lil
volunteered for this.
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I think this calls
for a celebration dinner.
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Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
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Sundubu!
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Maybe I can go get
the after dinner tapes?
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Ooh, my...
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Ahem!
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Keep going.
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Ahem! I'll go get the pot.
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The only way to see
Canyon Valley is the Lily way.
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I call it the tour trifecta.
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You gotta learn the history.
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Next you gotta
taste the cuisine.
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And finally, you gotta
experience the recreation.
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Lil, look.
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It's nice of you
to do all of this,
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but I only need to get to the
highest summit in Canyon Valley.
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My mom says, to get
to the heart of the story,
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you must first discover
the big picture.
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And I figure, highest point,
best view for the big picture.
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That would be a place
called The Hill...
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but I've never been.
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Too climby-climby for me.
Uh, Jack?
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Come on,
this could be a shortcut.
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Hey! Get back here!
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Whoa!
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Whoa, we're here.
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- What's here?
- First leg of the trifecta.
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Let's go see some history.
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Big picture, here we come.
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The Canyon Valley Museum.
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Founded in 1877,
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the museum was built
into an old mine because--
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Jack?
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So this used to be an old mine?
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They closed the mine,
but left the tunnels.
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Whoa, a map!
If I were here, then... boom.
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Another shortcut
through the mines.
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Jack! What about the trifecta?!
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I should go after him.
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If Jack dies on my watch,
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I'll definitely get grounded.
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You know, if Jack's gonna be
with us for a while,
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we might as well rip off
the training wheels.
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Wait, I don't know if he
even likes spicy foods.
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I don't know what he likes
at all.
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Aigo. Don't be ridiculous.
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Everybody like spicy.
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I've been living
in Canyon Valley
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for most of my adult life
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and I've never
stepped foot here before.
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Whoa! Check it out.
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Why walk to the Hill
when we could ride to the Hill?
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Ugh, come on, Jack.
This is not part of my tour.
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Oh, I didn't know
you're afraid of mine carts?
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I ain't scared of mine carts, hippie.
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I'm just trying to keep us
on a tight schedule.
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See? I'm chill.
88
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Then let's make it
more exciting.
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Oh, well, I guess this thing
is pretty old.
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Good thing this skeleton
broke my fall.
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You okay, Lil?
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I think I still have
a little feeling
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on what's left of my butt.
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Hey.
Where do you think this goes?
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Get back here.
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Jack, I told you to stop...
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This is not part of the tour.
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Whoa, Lil,
there's a door over here.
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Jack! Do you not see
the actual buckets of blood?!
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You're kidding me.
We're at Sammie's Sammies.
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What's a Sammie's Sammies?
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Only the best grub in town.
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And the cuisine part of my tour.
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Sammie makes a mean sandwich.
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Whatever you do,
don't go off menu.
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Uh... Excuse me.
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Mayo, uh, hurty my tum-tum.
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Could I get it on the side?
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Check this out.
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Next!
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I'll have The Threepwood.
Captain ma'am.
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- Toasted or untoasted.
- Toasted.
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Not toasted. Um, half and half.
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Let's keep the line moving.
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Cool shop you got here.
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Reminds me of a sandwich place
I went to in Florence.
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How do you make your bread?
What kind of wheat do you use?
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Bread wheat.
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Cool, coo-coo-coo-cool.
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The good ole 'Merican way.
Check this out.
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I have this killer hot sauce I
picked up when I was in Mexico.
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I really think it'll
make your sammies sing.
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Here, try some.
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Mmm, yummy Sammie.
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Mom's gonna kill me.
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So... what do you think?
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So... good.
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- What?!
- What did I tell you?
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Didn't think the youth
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appreciated the Scoville scale
anymore.
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I'm adding a new sandwich
to the menu.
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I call it, "The Jack."
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Sign my baby!
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Here! Take all my money!
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I owe you one, kid.
I'll do anything...
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and I mean anything.
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Any chance you know
of a quick route to The Hill?
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Sammie said the shortcut
is right around here.
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I can't believe she named
a sandwich after you.
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I've been eating here for years.
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That's gotta be it!
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You don't even
have a punch card.
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Jack, I'm not gonna climb
into a random hole full of--
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Wait a minute.
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That's not poop.
That's creek sludge.
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Come on.
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But what if it was poop?
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Okay, I'm not sure
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if Jack's gonna be able
to handle that much spice.
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Will, little help?
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I can't find any evidence
of Jack ever eating spicy food.
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And I used
to have such a nice butt.
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I don't know my boy.
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I don't know my boy!
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It's gonna be okay, honey.
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And I think you still
have a nice butt.
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Uh-oh.
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And finally the recreation.
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Welcome to Beaver Bend Creek,
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Canyon Valley's one and only
swimming destination.
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Ain't no one swimmin'
in those waters, couyon.
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They be cursed with the beast!
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Well, what if we didn't have
to get in the water?
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Ooh.
165
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Jack, what are you doing?
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You're never gonna
make it across.
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Come on, it'll be fine.
168
00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,065
If we don't go now,
I'm gonna lose my light.
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Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
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- You better be right about this.
- Too late to turn back now.
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Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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I've never felt so alive!
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- The beast cometh.
- What?
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Ooh!
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Au revoir, bons amis.
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Are we alive?
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Hey, does my dad
have any tip tapes
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on how long it takes a fish
to digest a couple of kids?
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No, I just know
what not to feed them.
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Oh! Got any of that
hot sauce left?
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Whoa, that was awesome!
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I'm almost there.
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- Come on, Lil!
- Wait.
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My socks are soaked.
I'm covered in sludge.
185
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And The Hill is so far.
Just leave me.
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Okay.
187
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You're leaving me?
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Ugh!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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Your town is pretty beautiful.
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Right? I've never seen it
this way.
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All right, here we go.
This is it. Big picture time.
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So, what is the big picture
anyways?
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I don't really know.
Maybe the answer's in here?
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- Nope. I got nothin'.
- Seriously?
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You're telling me we did
all of that for nothing?
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What a waste
of a perfect summer day.
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- Maybe not for nothing.
- You comin' or what?
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Whoa!
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00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,548
This is great, guys.
201
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,962
It has a nice kick.
What's your secret?
202
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,134
Well, son, it's love.
203
00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:38,065
No it's not. It's MSG.
204
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:44,341
What do you guys say to a
good old Wylde Pak night hike?
205
00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:45,651
We could go check out
that big hill.
206
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Uh, we're a bit tired tonight,
Dad.
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00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,755
What about we get back
208
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to our Groom & Board
tip tape jam sesh?
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Oh, boy! I'll get it rolling!
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Will! Wrong tape!
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