All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s04e03 There Goes The Bride

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the

An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

And found the trail that at the end was
you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

The choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might await me to a
brand new life.

Brand new life. A brand new life for
ground to be.

Whoa, Angela.

You look fantastic.

And you look... Is that what you're
going to wear?

What? The socks are on?

I knew it.

No, I just thought a jacket and tie were
required at Les Toiles. Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mention it, but I canceled that
reservation and made one at the Boar's

Head Pub.

The Boar's Head Pub for a blind date?
No, I chose Les Toiles because of it.

Ambience. Well, the boss head pub is
loaded with ambience. You can throw your

peanut shells right on the floor.

Sounds charming. I hope they have
spittoons.

Oh, yeah. Real ones. Brass.

Now, Angela, now, wait a minute. Now,
wait a minute. We have to give Lyle and

Christy a good example. We've got to
make believe that we get along.

I sure hope this works. You think fixing
them up was a good idea.

Are you kidding me? Your cousin? My old
buddy?

It's in the bag. Watch out. Okay.

Just a little nervous about tonight. You
know, we've never done anything like

this before.

Well, look, look, look. If sparks fly,
that's terrific.

But if they don't, hey, at least we gave
romance a shot, eh?

And it's about time, too, after three
years of heavy breathing.

On my part.

You two crazy kids!

I want you both to know that you have my
approval.

What do you mean? Us? Oh, you thought we
were going out?

No.

Well, I should have known better.

Angela, you better not wait too long.
You're going to be out of warranty.

Your information, Mother, we're fixing
up Tony's friend Lyle with Christy.

Lyle?

Christy? Oh, wait a minute. What's wrong
with Christy? What's wrong with Lyle?

He's such a fungus.

Fungus?

I ever talked about is sports and
medicine.

Well, maybe that's because she's a
sports doctor.

What a lame excuse.

You think he's bad? Wait till you see
Christy. She's 30 and had three dates.

That's a date a decade.

A decade?

Mother, how could you insult her like
that? She's a member of our family.

Well, so are you, dear.

Guys, it'll work out.

You know what they say.

Nerds of a feather.

Now, wait a minute. This is her first
date in the 80s? It's her second date.

didn't have any dates in the 60s.

Oh, great. She's on a roll.

Some people are a little discriminating
about the kind of fungus they go out

with.

Fungus. Fungus.

Fungus. Hey, Doc, how are you? Come on
in here. All right, Angela, I want you

meet Dr. Lyle M .D .P. PhD, and all
-around fun guy.

Fun guy.

So I've heard.

So, Lyle, come on, sit down. How was
your day? Tell me about it. Oh, it was a

killer. It's the playoffs.

I had to repair four defensemen and two
goalies, although the last game was

rather interesting.

I mean, the player was diagnosed as
having a sprained patella posterior,

After careful examination, I realized
what he had was a hairline fracture in

metatarsal. All right.

Amazing. I wonder who that could be. I
heard

great things about this gal. This is her
decade.

Christy.

You look great.

I do? Yeah. Hi, Christy. I'm Tony. Nice
to meet you, and I want you to meet...

Come here. Come here, Doc.

I want you to meet Lyle Everett, world
-famous jock doc.

You kidding me?

Hi.

Hi. Are they getting along or what?

I'm sorry I'm late. Oh, no, you're not
late. As a matter of fact, you're a

little early. Oh, my too early traffic
was light. I'm sorry.

No, no.

It's okay. Look, relax. No problem. I'm
apologizing too much, aren't I? I'm

sorry.

Well, okay.

Okay. Look, hey.

Hey, we still got some time before we
have to leave. So why don't we sit down

and have some more laughs, huh?

Tony. Tony.

Maybe we should let Lyle and Christy sit
there. It's more conversational. Oh,

yeah. Good point. Go right ahead. Sit
down.

So, Christy, you know, Lyle here is one
of the foremost physicians in sports

medicine, and he had a very fascinating
day. Tell us about it, Lyle.

A guy had a busted foot, and I fixed it.

Isn't this great? This is fabulous.

Isn't this fun? Good fun, good
conversation, and a nice good beginning.

What are you doing up so early?

Well, I got enough sleep last night on
the date.

Oh.

Come on.

It wasn't that bad.

I saw the way he put his arms around
her.

Angela, that was the Heimlich maneuver.

She was choking on a mouthful of mutton.

Well, he maneuvered her very tenderly.
Tony, if you looked closely, you could

see they were really connecting.

What connecting? Are you kidding me?
They said three things to each other all

night. Hello, goodbye, and I'm choking.

We've got something we can't wait to
tell you. But if this is a bad time, we

come back later.

Come in, come in.

Go ahead, Lyle.

Tell them. No, no, go on, you tell them.

Okay.

You better tell them. No, no, you tell
them. Hey, why don't you guys flip a

coin? No, would you just please tell me?

Well... Whoa!

Those are some serious carrots.

Oh, just a couple of ligament
operations.

He braced me up.

I knew it! I knew it! I just knew I was
right!

Oh, gosh, you guys really move fast
here.

Come on, sit down. Tell me about it.
What happened, Doc?

Oh, something wonderful.

Something magical.

She sprained her ankle.

Was that when you tripped on the
spittoon? No, not that time. In the cab

home, my foot got tangled up in the seat
belt.

Sounds like Kismet.

No, Kismet was three hours later when
her ankle swelled and she called me.

he made a house call.

Well, well, well.

Then what'd you do, buddy?

Well, I applied a cold compress, and
then I elevated her leg. Now, Lyle,

mean, between you and Christy, what
happened?

Oh, we just started talking and
laughing, and we stayed up all night. We

know each other, and, oh, she's a great
schoolteacher.

She's just, she's got finger -painting
antidotes that'll slay you.

Oh, gosh, congratulations.

Welcome to the family, cousin.

I knew deep down inside, I knew this
would work out.

Well, very deep down, I had a feeling.

All right, here we go now. Smile, dear.

I am smiling.

You are a lovely bride.

Thank you.

Mother. Oh, yeah, ditto.

So, dear, do you have any questions for
your Aunt Mona about what happens after

the wedding?

Oh, no. No questions.

Lyle and I have a book.

Oh, good.

Does it have pop -up pictures?

A minute 30 and he

gets nailed?

What's going to happen now? I think it's
going to be a mad rush to the bathroom.

It's a commercial. Thank God.

Well, here is the official photographer.

Ready to preserve all of those precious
memories.

You want a picture of me and my best
man?

No, later. Here, take a picture of me
and my hockey players.

Jean -Claude and Pierre, ooh la la.

All right, stay free.

Free.

Thank you.

It's time to begin.

As I was saying, the bride is ready.
It's time to begin.

Maybe she's right. Hey, how can we
start? The organist isn't even here yet.

Hi,

I'm the organist. Good, you're just in
time.

uncomfortable right here.

All right, Ants. All right, Ants. It's
over. It's over in four. In three,

Oh, no! He scored!

He's a fucking death!

Tough luck, Mom.

Your wedding is being delayed because of
a hockey game.

Oh, Laya loves hockey.

It's okay.

No, it is not okay.

Well, he is giving up the Rangers game
at the garden tonight.

I think it's the most important day of
your life.

Well, that's true.

It should not be put on a back burner
because of some Neanderthal sport that's

played with a puck and a stick.

I never thought of it that way. Well,
think about it. If you want me to.

Christine, Lyle is taking you for
granted.

You have got to stand up for your needs.
Sudden death is no way to start a

marriage. Maybe you're right.

Of course I'm right. This is your
wedding day.

Men know how to take the romance out of
everything and we let them get away with

it. Why do we do that? I don't know.

Well, we shouldn't. Good girl.

Christine, where are you going?

To give Lyle a piece of my mind.

Now?

No, you do that after the wedding.

You call that a body check?

Well, it's not my way of doing it.

Would you stop?

Christy.

Oh, oh, hey, that's a high -stakes rep.
Did you see that?

Lyle, I'm ready to get married now.

Me too, sweetheart, me too.

Oh.

Okay, sweetheart.

Oh, McPhee!

McPhee can really take it.

What? What?

Kyle, you're ignoring my needs.

Sudden death is no way to start a
marriage.

Honey,

honey, can we just wait till this is
over?

Come on.

It's over.

Oh!

It's just a little... delay. Don't do
anything you're going to regret.

Angela, he's putting the most important
day of my life on the back burner for

this Neanderthal sport.

Goodbye.

And thank you for a lovely afternoon.

Poor guy.

Hope he's alright. He'd look so
depressed when he left. You ain't

wouldn't even stay for the post -game
show.

Maybe he really wasn't meant for
marriage after all.

I guess maybe it runs in his family. You
know, his mother wasn't married either.

Hey, wait a minute. If she wasn't
married, then where'd he come from?

St. Louis.

Oh.

I just can't get over it. I mean, one
minute...

Christy was a shrinking violet. The next
minute she was Sigourney Weaver.

It's really weird.

When I left her alone upstairs there
with Angela, she just seemed...

We

should have known. I tried to light a
fire under her. I didn't think she'd

explode. Well, you can thank your lucky
stars my sister is dead.

Otherwise, you'd have a lot of
explaining to do.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

What did you say?

Nothing.

But now that you mentioned it, Angela, I
would be remiss if I didn't say that

I'm a bit disappointed in you.

You're disappointed in me?

Yes. Yeah, I mean, well, for someone who
loves romance so much, you certainly

clubbed it to death.

Me? I mean, I'm the one who planned this
entire wedding.

And I was looking forward to a beautiful
day where we could share the joy of

sending two people off on a wonderful
life together.

And what happened? What happened? I'll
tell you what happened. You tore them

asunder.

Tony, if anyone tore them asunder, it
was you and that dumb hockey game.

Tony.

I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but you have become totally

insensitive.

Well, how can I take that the wrong way?

All I know is you've changed.

You're not the same man who used to
bring home flowers.

Not for me, for the house.

Well, that was back in the days when you
were much more considerate. Like, you'd

be late and you'd call me. I mean, 20
minutes is nothing to you, but it means

lot to a roast.

the last time you baked me chocolate
chip cookies with walnuts. You know

my favorites.

I make them all the time. You just eat
too fast to notice.

Well, how would you know?

You're always running off to some
athletic event or some parent's

meeting. And what about you? With all
the work you bring home, I mean, you

hardly have any time left to talk to me.

Well, excuse me for being a
professional. Well, excuse me for being

You're excused. Thank you. You're
welcome.

Hey, look what I found.

Did I come in a bad time? Yes.

I can come back later. No, no.

Come in.

I have to talk to Lyle. Well, you could
if he was here.

Oh, no. He left?

I love that man.

I have to tell him. I've got to tell him
fast. Otherwise, he's liable to find

another woman.

I think you've got a few minutes.

I didn't know that hockey was so
musical. It's like the ice capades. Oh,

yeah, yeah.

You see that person out there with no
teeth? That's Dorothy Hamill.

There he is.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Now, now, now, wait a minute, Angela.

Wait a minute, pal. You know what
happened last time you tried to help?

let me handle this. You stay right here.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sorry, I ain't allowed to say.

Oh, I'm sorry. There's no more empty
seats. Oh, here's one.

Lyle, I think we have to have a talk.
Yeah, now look, Lyle, listen to her,

because this could be the most important
conversation of your whole life. And by

the way, what's the score?

Ranger, 3 -1. All right, Rangers!

Lyle, I'm sorry I walked out on you.

You're sorry?

No, no.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry? Look, look, you're both
sorry, okay? Angela, could you shift

weight just a little bit? Sorry.

I really appreciate you coming down here
and everything.

Oh, my pleasure.

Can we get married now?

I don't know. See, I've been thinking.

I think maybe it's better that the
wedding is off. I mean, I'm an essential

sports junkie.

You can do a lot better. Believe me, I
can.

Oh, my.

I've been alone all the years. Maybe I
should stay this way. No, no, no, no,

no. Alone is bad. Together is good.
Angela, could you give me a little room

here? Oh, what Tony is trying to say is
that living under the same roof with

someone special just makes life better.

Well, not always.

I mean, sometimes you have a fight.

But then you wake up in the morning and
they're there for you.

Unless they left early.

But maybe they left you a note on the
refrigerator.

But even if they didn't... Would you
please bottom line this, Angela?

Alone is bad. Together is good.

Are you just saying that? No, no.

I mean it.

Yeah, yeah, we both mean it.

Maybe we should leave them alone.

Oh, unless, of course, you want to watch
the hockey game.

No.

I can do that anyhow.

Let's go read the book.

Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus.

It's not necessary when you're going to
be four minutes late.

Well, four minutes can mean a lot to a
roast.

What is this, June and Ward Cleaver?

No, Mona. We're just trying to be a
little bit more sensitive to each

needs. And not take one another for
granted. You know, Mother, it wouldn't

if you took other people's feelings into
consideration once in a while.

Why?

You made these for Angela? Oh, thank
you.

Stay tuned for a show filled with
sibling rivalry, love triangles,

and dashing airline pilots.

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