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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:04,930 Let's name him Quasar. 2 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:09,130 Quasar Finkelstein. 3 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:13,650 I don't know. It's cute when he's a baby, but not later on. Yeah. We can 4 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:14,650 put it on the list. 5 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:17,290 I don't know what was wrong with Fuzzy Shoehorn. 6 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:22,750 You know, I think we should name him something unique that nobody's ever 7 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:25,850 of before, like Fremlich or Keldon Fleur. 8 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:28,490 Or Grosman. 9 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:30,490 Ooh. Hello, little Grosman. 10 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:31,730 Hey. 11 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,800 That's it. 12 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,940 For two weeks now, I've been listening to you guys try to name this baby after 13 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:44,200 lawn furniture and planets and colors and feelings and trees. Oh, yeah, 14 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:47,600 Whatever happened to Dogwood? Never mind what happened to Dogwood. It's not a 15 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,660 name, and neither is that a rondack or tetherball or 112. 16 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:55,940 Look. You give a girl a freaky name and it's kind of cute, but... Do you think 17 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:57,860 my name is freaky? Yes, but that's not my point. 18 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:03,060 If this kid walks onto a schoolyard and says, Hi, my name is Fountain Pen Pussy 19 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:07,400 Willow Finkelstein, he's going to get the tar kicked out of him. 20 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,860 Tar! Tar! 21 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,180 Tar! No! 22 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,140 Tar! No! 23 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,880 Give him a regular name, like David or Michael or Steven. 24 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,720 Wow, honey, I didn't realize you had such strong feelings about this. Well, 25 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,720 my brother -in -law. 26 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,990 Aw, that's... very loving of you, Greg. 27 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:28,070 You know, actually, I was thinking of naming him Harold after my father. 28 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:31,390 Yeah. Well, that's very nice, Larry. 29 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:36,710 But you know that if we're going to name him after an ancestor, I've always 30 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,230 liked Christian for my grandfather. 31 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:39,630 Oh, that's a good idea. 32 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:43,410 Why don't you call Miami Beach and tell my mother, Esther Finkelstein, that her 33 00:01:43,410 --> 00:01:44,630 grandson's name is Christian? 34 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,370 You know what? Maybe I will. 35 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:50,030 And while you're at it, why don't you just stab her in the chest? 36 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:54,170 Fine. And maybe if she lays there dying, she'll stop calling me Amy. 37 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:59,750 She's hard of hearing, I told you. She's hard of hearing. 38 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:01,810 She's hard of heart is what she is. 39 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,870 Was that my fault? 40 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,430 Not really. 41 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:09,930 Let's make a pact that when we have kids, we're not going to put ourselves 42 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:10,848 through this. 43 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:13,850 Absolutely. A boy will be Joe or Bill or Tom. 44 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:17,830 And a girl will have a freaky name like Sunshine's Face Tweezers. 45 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:20,470 You know, it's cute for a girl. 46 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:38,860 This is great. 47 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,660 Family tree, baby's first words. You know, everybody should do one of these 48 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:43,900 their kids. If they can. 49 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,280 These things are hard. 50 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,160 Where did mommy and daddy meet? 51 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:50,960 Who knows that kind of thing? 52 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,580 Maybe you can come back to that one, Larry. 53 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,920 Well, I need to sleep. 54 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,640 I ran out of animals, so old McDonald's now has robots, dinosaurs, and a bug 55 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:01,640 zapper on his farm. 56 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,280 Hey. 57 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,780 Jeremy, while you're up, honey, would you get me some more apples? I'll get 58 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,819 No, I'm up. 59 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:08,820 Here we go. 60 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,940 All about Daddy. 61 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,780 Where was I born? 62 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,180 Man, they could at least make it multiple choice. 63 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,280 New York City, Larry. 64 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,180 That doesn't sound right, but okay. 65 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,840 Everything's delicious, Dharma. Thanks. Honey, why don't you sit down and eat? 66 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:25,900 Your food's going to get cold. I will. 67 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,520 Ah, Daddy's favorite song. 68 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:31,340 Jimi Hendrix, Hey Joe, it reminds me of that time you drove across country with 69 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:34,000 one -armed Bob and you never got any sleep because every time he drove, you 70 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 to do all the shifting. 71 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,420 Favorite song, One -Armed Bob. 72 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,030 I'd love to hear about your long -distance phone company. 73 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:58,690 Sweetie, do you want me to get the baby? 74 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:00,329 Uh -oh. 75 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:01,410 Daddy's favorite movie. 76 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,549 It's a tie. 77 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,250 Lawrence of Arabia and Fritz the Cat. 78 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:05,610 Right. 79 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:07,470 Sure, how could you choose? 80 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:11,110 Throw it. 81 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:12,190 Throw it. 82 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:13,590 Meh. 83 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:16,010 You know, sometimes I think they can't hear me. 84 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,270 Do you know your dad's favorite movie? 85 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,110 Muppets Take Manhattan. Why? 86 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:28,810 Maybe it's just me. 87 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:33,870 What? I don't know anything about my father. Dharma knows the name of the 88 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,550 her dad took to his high school prom. 89 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,350 Larry went to a prom? Junior year. 90 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:41,910 Senior year he ran a kind of concession in the parking lot. 91 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:44,109 There's our Larry. 92 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:49,030 Yeah. You know, my dad, he lost his virginity at his prom to his English 93 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:50,030 teacher. 94 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,050 He told you that? Yeah, he told everybody. 95 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:54,350 It's a great story. 96 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:57,410 She still flunked him. 97 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:00,930 Hey, where you been? 98 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:03,830 I went straight from work to my mom's to help her out, and now I gotta get a 99 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:04,830 change of clothes and go right back. 100 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:06,810 You're gonna spend the night there again? 101 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:10,490 Honey, the baby wakes up every two hours, and with Larry working nights, 102 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:11,490 just exhausted. 103 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:14,510 Oh, I'm sorry about that, but aren't they kind of taking advantage of you? 104 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:17,770 They're not taking advantage. I'm helping. That's what you do for family. 105 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:19,270 Okay, I just was hoping that... 106 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:24,260 Tonight was, you know. 107 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:28,860 Monkey Love Monday, I know. 108 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,540 I was looking forward to that, too. 109 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:39,280 You know what? You want to do something really fast right now? Nothing fancy, no 110 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,280 trick? 111 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,400 Take it. 112 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,840 You know, I'm sorry. I really don't have time. I've got to change and get out of 113 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 here. 114 00:05:58,229 --> 00:05:59,690 Choke. Just watch the game. 115 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,330 Oh, if you're really hurting, we could run a dirty movie. 116 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:07,890 Watch the game. 117 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,370 All right, we could kiss for a while with our shirts on. 118 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:16,770 All right? 119 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,250 Nothing fancy, no tricks. 120 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,110 The game. 121 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:30,910 That mockingbird don't sing. 122 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:36,070 Dom is gonna buy you a diamond ring. Oh, he's up? 123 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,190 Diaper. Oh, again. 124 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:41,350 Yes, well, you know what babies say about breast milk. 125 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:43,010 You don't buy it, you rent it. 126 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:45,830 I'm gonna try to get him to sleep. 127 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:48,150 No, you get some rest. You're gonna have to nerf in an hour. 128 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:49,990 Oh, you're the angel. 129 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,610 And if that... 130 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:56,140 Diamond ring don't shine. 131 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,980 Dharma's gonna buy you a big green lime. 132 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,340 That big green lime don't squeeze. 133 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:11,600 Dharma's gonna buy you a house of cheese. 134 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:18,640 And if that house of cheese gets moldy, 135 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:38,450 go again if I got a minute. 136 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,530 Don't you want to talk or cuddle or something? 137 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:43,889 No, I'm good. 138 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:44,890 Love you. 139 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:48,490 I feel so cheap. 140 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:05,020 Morning. 141 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,440 Sorry. 142 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,380 Hey. 143 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,100 Look who's up. 144 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:18,820 Hi. 145 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,600 All right, I'm off. 146 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,600 Edward, did Gregory say why he wanted to have lunch with you? I couldn't make 147 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,980 much sense out of it. Something about wanting to get to know me. 148 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,480 Oh. 149 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:34,240 By heaven's sakes, Edward, it couldn't be that. Why do... Don't you write these 150 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,240 things down. 151 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,560 I'm pretty sure that's what he said. 152 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,640 Huh. And you're sure he didn't want me to come along as well? No, no. He was 153 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,200 very clear about that. Just me. 154 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,620 Now, doesn't that seem a bit odd? 155 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,700 Well, um, I didn't give it much thought. 156 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:53,900 Now, you don't suppose... You don't suppose he developed some sort of an 157 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,700 with me and he's trying to forge an alliance with you? 158 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,320 Possibly. 159 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,020 Unbelievable. 160 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:05,370 Oh, boy, you sacrifice your life for these children, and this is how they 161 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:06,370 you. 162 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,230 Okay, well, see you later. 163 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:13,230 And remind him I nearly broke my tailbone giving birth to him. 164 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:14,890 I'll try to work it in. 165 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:22,830 Dad, I don't want to talk about Mother's tailbone. I want to talk about you. 166 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:27,410 All right, but if she asks, I told you. Okay. 167 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:31,090 This is nice, isn't it? Just you and me? 168 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,040 Do you remember the girl you took to your prom? 169 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,760 Sure. 170 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,700 Well, what was she like? 171 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,320 Nice gal. 172 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Tall gal. 173 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,440 Did you like her? 174 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,820 Yeah. I suppose I liked her well enough. 175 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,110 Did you ever play an instrument? 176 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:12,790 I took clarinet lessons as a child. 177 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,750 I stopped. 178 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,350 I don't know why. 179 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,370 Clarinet? 180 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,070 Might have been an oboe. 181 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,170 Oboe's night? 182 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,130 No, no, it was a clarinet. 183 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,150 to sleep. No, don't go to sleep. No, no. 184 00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:49,970 Come on, we have a whole night ahead of us. Come on, hang in there with me, big 185 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:50,990 guy. You can do it. 186 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,790 Oh, I'm so screwed. 187 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,970 Ah, there you are. 188 00:11:57,410 --> 00:12:01,810 Honey, listen, I know how hard you've been working and I'm starting to feel 189 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,490 I'm taking advantage of you. No, no, Abby, you're not. 190 00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:06,430 Are you sure? 191 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:07,970 Well, finish your thought. 192 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:12,990 Do you remember Becky who helped take care of you when you were little? 193 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:17,340 Becky? You mean piggyback ride? Uh -huh. I called her and said she'd love to 194 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:20,080 help. Oh, that's great. Thank you, Abby. 195 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,880 Thank you, God. 196 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,940 When will she be here? She's here now. 197 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Hi. 198 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:07,740 What a night. 199 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,420 If they expect me to sleep sitting up, they have got to get me a better chair. 200 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:17,220 Oh, baby, come on over and have your dinner at Eggplant Lasagna. I hope you 201 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:18,220 didn't go to too much trouble. 202 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,239 I don't know. 203 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,920 Darman made your dinner. Hey, must be nice having Becky here so you have time 204 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 putter around the kitchen. 205 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,250 Just a voice inside my head. 206 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:41,730 Hey, brought your stuff. 207 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:45,490 Oh, Jane, thank you so much. Did you remember the cappuccino? Triple shot 208 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,490 grande. 209 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,050 Oh, sweet nectar of the gods. 210 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:52,550 They don't have coffee here? 211 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,390 Chicory. And can I just tell you something? 212 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,010 Chicory suck. 213 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,790 Chicory dickory suck. 214 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:05,760 Brought you two chains of the clothes, shampoo. My parents made... their own 215 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,500 shampoo. Does it suck? 216 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,820 I think it's made out of chicory. 217 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,820 Why couldn't Greg bring this stuff over? Because I didn't want a luxury thanks 218 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,980 to being taken advantage of. 219 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,400 You look like hell. 220 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,780 That's weird because I feel like crap. 221 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:21,340 You're buttoning your shirt wrong. 222 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,860 Yesterday I had a book in my pants all day. Nobody said a word. 223 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:31,180 You're doing okay? 224 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:31,959 Yes, I am. 225 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,700 Okay. Try to get some sleep. 226 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,280 I will. 227 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,080 Don't tell Greg. 228 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,420 So, are we going to be doing this lunch thing every day? 229 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,200 No, I just, you know, thought that this was a good way to get to know you 230 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,200 better. 231 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,520 I'm not dying, am I? 232 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,440 Not as far as I know. 233 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,080 Oh, good. 234 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,020 Because I'm thinking of ordering a Reuben. 235 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,010 Would you say that that's your favorite sandwich? 236 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:07,670 No, not really. 237 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,870 I was thinking, you probably don't know much about me either. 238 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,630 You're not dying, are you? 239 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:18,030 Fine. 240 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,010 Good. Two Rubens. 241 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,390 For instance, do you remember Christina Parker? 242 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:28,630 No. She was my girlfriend's senior year of high school. 243 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,690 Okay. 244 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:35,520 And do you remember that Easter break when I said that I was going camping 245 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,520 some guys? 246 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,820 I think so. 247 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:43,340 Well, I wasn't completely honest with you about what went on. 248 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,840 Okay, son, I see where you're going here. 249 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:51,540 Anything that happens when you're young in the woods with a bunch of fellas. I 250 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:55,760 was with Christina. We spent the weekend in a motel. 251 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,840 Don't you have to make up some story about a girl? No, I just don't. Don't 252 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:05,780 about it. It's not a story. I was with this girl. Son, we had two boys in my 253 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:09,400 outfit in Vietnam. They got cut off from the rest of us, spent three weeks alone 254 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:14,460 in the jungle. When we found them, they had kind of set up house together, if 255 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:15,460 you know what I mean. 256 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:20,680 Dad, that's not it. But the war ended. They came back stateside. They both got 257 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:25,020 married to a couple of nice girls, had families. One of them is a United States 258 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:28,600 congressman. The other fellow is his personal assistant. 259 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,840 interesting, but I want to talk about you. 260 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,960 Oh, I never did anything like that. 261 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,520 All right. 262 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,760 Whatever it is, I feel no need to apologize. 263 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:47,100 From the day that you were born, I have done everything humanly possible to be a 264 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,340 good mother, to keep this family together, and if that is not good 265 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,060 frankly, you are one ungrateful young man. 266 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,349 So do you think you could heat up a pot of your chili? 267 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,369 You invite people over? How many? 268 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,210 I don't know, nine or ten. 269 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:19,750 At the same time? 270 00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:24,750 Well, if there's not enough chili, just make some sandwiches. Nothing fancy. 271 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,710 Hello. We're here. 272 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:28,210 Hi. 273 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:32,510 Oh, where's that beautiful baby? I want to see. I want to see. You're going to 274 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,590 show. You're going to show. 275 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,590 Would you look at that beautiful baby? 276 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:52,980 Such a beautiful name. 277 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,200 But if my mother asks, the C stands for Irving. 278 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,680 I don't know how you do it, Abby. You look terrific. 279 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:05,740 Oh, thanks, Joyce. I feel good. And you're keeping the house up. My daughter 280 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:10,300 a baby last year. She's 22 years old. Her house was like a kennel. Oh, I 281 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,300 couldn't live like that. 282 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:15,640 I still can't get over how wonderful you look. Oh, really? 283 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:20,780 You know, it's funny, too, because I remember being just exhausted with 284 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:24,250 I guess it's true what people say. The second one is easier. 285 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,290 Hey, here's a thought. 286 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,730 Maybe the second one is easier because the first one is doing all the damn 287 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:38,050 Don't look at me like I'm a crazy person. Who has stayed up every night 288 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,290 this baby? Me. Who has changed him, burped him, and dressed him? Me. 289 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,280 My husband. 290 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:14,160 You know, no matter how much you try to include them, the first one is always a 291 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,160 little child. 292 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,160 Thanks, Ed. That's all I needed to know. 293 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,280 Sure, if I think of anything else, I'll call you. 294 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,660 Bye. 295 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800 You got nothing. 296 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:39,890 Darcy broke his heart, still keeps one of her hair ribbons in a cigar box on 297 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:40,890 desk at work. 298 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,910 He just told you that? Mm -hmm. 299 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:44,950 Biggest regret? 300 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,570 Not stopping Lena Horne for an autograph in New York in 1956. 301 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,530 Wow. 302 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:55,990 Favorite color? Sky blue. Favorite song? Do you want a taxi? Favorite band? Do 303 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:56,869 you want a brass? 304 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:57,950 Oh, that makes sense. 305 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:00,850 Biggest fear? 306 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,150 Decapitation. 307 00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:10,989 The piano? 308 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,830 Well, it is a woman on an island who doesn't speak. 309 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:22,110 I'm sorry, I can't keep my eyes open anymore. Oh, no, go to bed. Good night. 310 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,870 Oh, check out the bottom of page three. 311 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,870 Wait, wait, what does this mean? My dad hailed Kitty after two dates? 22780