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Boop

What are you doing?

I'm not ready, obviously.

I just have a headache and it just won't go away. I'm so sorry.

What do you mean? Your mom, like you promised your mom that you were going to

take me.

Okay, but just, can we just do it another day?

You can't reschedule a party that's already going on because you're already

late. What time is it?

There's no way. I'm sorry. There's no way.

Really? Yeah. Did you look for medicine or something?

I did. There's nothing.

Well, can I take your car then?

No.

You don't know how to drive stick.

You won't even make it out of the parking lot. I can try. I'm pretty sure

look it up on YouTube.

It doesn't work that way. Really? Yeah, I know. You'll grind all my gears. It'd

be a dumbass.

There's none in there.

I promise you I'm not just being a dick. I looked.

I think my dad had some here. Let me go grab some.

Thank you.

This must be extra strength.

I think I found them.

You got it? Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Where'd you find this?

My dad had, like, a little stash. All right.

Oh, yeah, this is going to work. I've never seen one in blue, though.

I think it's extra strength.

Well, I think I'm going to go get dressed and stuff, and then it should,

kick in 30 minutes or so. All right, I'll let you know.

So, did it work?

Oh, God, it scared me.

You ready? I think so, but I just have, like, a head rush now. Like, my head is

hot. Like, bad?

Touch my... It feels hot, right? Yeah, it does.

But it's not like a headache. It's weird.

Well, I'm going to just call my dad, just in case.

Oh, God.

I see, like, little swirly things. I don't know.

Hey. Hello?

Hey, Dad, what are you doing?

Uh, sweetie, I'm just, uh, I'm at your, uh, your sister's game. What's up?

Um, so, I'm here with Peter right now, and he had a headache, and I gave him

of your pills in your stash drawer, and it was like... Wait, wait, wait.

What do you mean, my stash drawer?

The ones in your room. The ones you keep for Mom.

You mean the ones on the nightstand?

No, no, just in your dresser, but it had a blue one in it, and I thought it was

the extra strain, but I gave it to him. Is that okay?

Oh, my God. No, sweetie, that's not, like, a headache medicine.

That's, like, how do I put this?

That's, like, what I use when I'm with Peter's mom, you know, like, in

bed. It's a dick pill.

I didn't, okay, ew, first off, gross.

I'm gonna, I'll call you back later.

No, no, you keep your stepbrother, oh my god, okay, alright.

Am I gonna be okay?

Alright, I don't wanna hear about this. Okay, this is gross.

Alright, I'll talk to you later.

Okay, alright.

What did you give me?

Don't laugh.

It's funny, I'm sorry.

No wonder I'm feeling funny. Don't laugh.

No wonder, look at this.

You did this.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Is that really your dick? Yeah.

It fucking hurts so hard. Oh, my gosh. I bet you are like, that's for real your

dick? Yeah.

I'm sorry.

No, you're not. Honestly, you're laughing.

Well, like, I've never.

Let me see.

What? See what?

Come on. We're not even related.

I've never seen. to take on the pill? Well, look, this is what you did. I

even know they worked.

That's what you did.

Oh, my gosh.

Now I have this going on.

We're not going anywhere, by the way.

Oh, my... Well, I mean... Like, we should... Like, you promised to take

me, though.

I can't even zip up my pants.

Well, can I touch it?

Yeah, go ahead.

See how hot it feels?

Yeah.

You gotta get it down one way anyways.

I really want to go to this party.

I mean, that's on you.

That is making it feel better though.

Like the hotness in my face is going away.

Can I suck it? Come on. Yeah, okay.

Okay, goodbye.

It's all good.

Suck it, baby, suck it.

You know, I think I'll come faster if I fuck.

Okay, yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.

So what?

party right? I feel a lot better.