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Hi there. Yeah, I need a locksmith. Is it possible to come out immediately?

I've locked myself out of the house.

It's just a standard deadbolt lock. I always keep losing my keys.

I think I've actually called you guys out before, embarrassingly.

This keeps happening.

How long would you be?

I'm just out here in the sun. I haven't even been to bed yet. I've been up all

night.

Yeah, whatever you could do to send someone as soon as possible.

Whatever timing.

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

I'll be through.

I totally forgot how to do this.

You're at your house, I think.

What happened?

You were drowning. I was in the water. I can't swim.

Why do you have a pool at your house then?

For parties.

Oh, okay. Yeah, we were always partying.

I'm so thankful you were here.

Oh, God, me too.

I mean, you could have died.

Yeah. I just went black.

And then I could see. See, you're like an angel over me here, my lifeguard.

Yeah,

I'm a little cold too.

Yeah, I'm soaking wet.

I've got to take this off.

That's a good idea.

Oh, my phone!

Oh no. My phone, I was on the phone.

You cold? I'm freezing.

You don't have to do that to me.

Can you, like, help me out somehow? I got you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

You're really fit.

Oh, yeah.

It's all the dancing.

Yeah. Wow, I wish my husband still looked like this.

He's so boring these days, and he's getting older, and we never fuck

it's like... Oh, really?

Wow, yeah.

I'm really cold. Do you have a towel inside?

Yeah, I'll get you a towel. Okay.

What's wrong? I can't.

Towel's inside.

Yeah, I would imagine.

Right. Yeah.

I can't get in.

What do you mean? What do you mean you can't? You can't get in?

I lost my keys. I don't remember what happened. I don't remember where they

This happens. I wake up sometimes. I don't have my phone.

You know, I've injured my leg. I don't remember.

Oh, God. And now today, I wake up and I...

I don't know where my keys are.

Okay, well, I was hoping to maybe play with your balls.

Oh, sure. Well, it's late.

Oh, no.

I'll get you going.

My phone's going to be ruined.

I'm so sorry. That sucked.

So, these are the balls we always play with in the pool.

Oh, honey, I did not mean those balls.

Oh, no? No, I was thinking maybe more of these balls.

Oh. Yeah.

What do you mean?

Just my husband never plays with me anymore.

Oh.

Oh,

my God.

Look at how big it is.

These were the balls I was talking about.

You can hop over the fence and play with these balls anytime.

Whoa.

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Thank you.

Look what I found.

No way.

In this little pocket?

Yeah, I remember now.

Should we go inside?

Yes.

Thank you.

well through. Thank you.

I'll get you a towel.

Oh, it's okay. I've got everything I need right here.

Yeah, we've got more balls inside.

Well, this is wet. We don't get this dripping everywhere.

Oh, okay. Did you want to help me take this off?

Let me help you with that. Oh, thank you. Get you out of these wet clothes.

Your husband's going to wonder what is going on. Thank God.

Coming home all wet.

I mean.

Where were we?

With the balls out.

Thank you.

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I can't.

Woof woof

You should jump the fence more often. Maybe I will.

Fuck.

Fuck,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

This fucking clock is stretching me out so good.

Yeah.

Give me that fucking cup.

Give me that fucking cup.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

be a stranger and invite me to your next pool party you are definitely invited

good you can hop that garden fence anytime amazing i'll be hopping it