All language subtitles for mary_tyler_moore_s04e15_happy_birthday_lou

Who can turn the world on with her
smile?

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly
make it all seem worthwhile?

Well, it's you, girl, and you should
know it.

With each glance and every little
movement you show it. Love is all alone,

need to waste it. You can never tell,
why don't you take it?

I'm giving Gordy a raise.

Oh, Mr. Grant, isn't that nice?

No, it's not.

I know Channel 6 is looking for another
weatherman. I don't want to lose him.

Anything for me?

Yeah. A couple of cards, as a matter of
fact. What's the occasion?

Anything else?

No, that's good.

This looks like birthday cards to me.

Oh, Murray, I bet you're right.

Well, it's certainly easy enough to
check.

All right.

Everybody who wants a chuckle, gather
around.

Just gather around.

Murray, for as long as I've known you,
you've made a habit of putting me down.

You enjoy making a fool of me, don't
you?

Look at it this way, Ted.

Someone has to do it.

I'd like to see you try something out.
Go ahead. Just start something.

Okay, Ted.

I think your newscast last night... Shut
up, Curly.

fall people jokes.

What's that book?

Heckler Stoppers and One Line Toppers.

I sent away for it. Hey, Murray, you
were right. Today is Mr. Grant's

Oh, yeah? How old is he?

Well, let's see. He was born in 1925,
so... I'll get it.

I said I'll get it, Mary.

Well, I can't get it if you're going to
stare at me.

That's what I had.

Why do you suppose he didn't want us to
know that this is his birthday?

He sure was secretive.

Maria just thought of something.

This is his first birthday since...
You're right. Since what?

Since he separated from Mrs. Grant.

I mean, they were together all those
years. Oh, this has to be a really

depressing time for him. I know, I think
you're right, Mary. And Lou isn't the

kind that wants people feeling sorry for
him. Oh, I know, and I just feel so

sorry for him.

go in and tell him some of these jokes
you do for old people.

Let's see.

You're so old that your wrinkles have
wrinkles.

These are old people jokes.

I really don't think they're going to
cheer Mr. Grant up. I've got to go in

there and talk to him about Gordy's
raise anyway.

Why is Gordy getting a raise?

Well, because Mr. Grant doesn't want to
take any chances of losing him to

another station.

Why aren't I getting a raise?

Say, Gordy, I just recommended you for a
raise.

Thanks, Steve. There's no need to thank
me. You deserve it. The weather's been

very good lately.

I need your signature on this.

Okay, Mary.

Mr. Grant, could I say something
personal?

I guess so.

Happy birthday.

Every year, my mother sends me $25 and
says to get myself something nice with

it. I used to go out and get myself a
suit.

Now I go out and get myself a steak.

Where's the other one from?

One of my daughters.

This little fluffy cottontail is hopping
right your way to wish you lots of love

and joy this very special day.

Well, it's the sort, you know. She
didn't write it. She bought it.

Every morning he goes to the office and
writes little fluffy cotton tales.

Probably. Then at night he goes home and
kicks his dog through a hedge.

So, uh, what are you going to do about
your birthday?

It doesn't matter what I do about my
birthday. It's just like any other day.

Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Year's.

Don't you have any plans for your
birthday?

I don't plan things, Mary.

I just like to let things happen. I like
to be spontaneous.

Call me Madcap.

But that's the way I am.

Ready, Mayor? Oh, no, Rhoda, I can't go
to lunch today. There's just too much to

arrange for Mr. Grant's surprise party.

Anybody go to lunch?

Uh, no, um, but why don't you go, Mr.
Grant?

Where's Murray?

Oh, he went to lunch already.

Oh, I guess I'm not that hungry after
all.

Mary, tell me again, why are you doing
this?

lonely, Rhoda. I mean, I'm sure that's
why he didn't want us to know that today

is his birthday.

So everybody wouldn't get sentimental
and make a fuss and embarrass him.

Exactly. So you're going to get
sentimental and make a fuss and

Yes. No, I don't think I'm going to.

Rhoda, I just can't stand the thought of
him celebrating his little birthday all

alone. So, you going to help me? Sure,
I'll help you. Stop off on your way home

from work.

Get some, let's see, club soda. Right.
Yeah, and ginger ale. What is this? Oh,

large cake.

Oh, yeah. About a gallon. of ice cream.
And I'll just have coffee. Lou, can I

get you anything from that?

Hey, Rosen,

Mary has to stay here. You want to go
out for lunch?

Okay. Why not?

There you are, Lou.

I taught you.

Hi, Sue Ann.

Do you wear your sleeves rolled up
because you know what wonderful arms you

have?

I just keep them up so I don't get any
stuff on them.

I don't know about you, but I find
shyness in a man irresistible.

Don't tell me the happy homemaker has
eyes for Lou. I think so.

Well, he meets all her requirements.

He's a U .S. citizen between 18 and 65.

You don't have to lean on that jacket.
Let me get that for you.

You simply take your ordinary...

Wrap it around your hand, and then the
lint is gone.

It's nice not to have any lint.

So, where are you eating lunch?

Oh, no place fancy. A joint I know, run
by an ex -mess sergeant.

I always go there on Friday because it's
special as catfish and chili.

prepare tomorrow's show.

It's a salute to poultry.

Uh,

yeah. Okay, uh, come on, Rona. Okay,
Lou.

But listen, I am on a diet.

Do you think they have catfish with
cottage cheese?

So long, son.

Isn't it funny how hyper -masculine men
feel threatened by very feminine women?

Gee, I hadn't noticed that.

I threaten a lot of them.

So, how are things on the Happy
Homemaker set?

Oh, glories. We're taping a special.

So far today, I've poached Merrill,
rendered lard, and coddled an egg.

It's a full life, isn't it, Sue Ann?

Listen, I don't want to keep you or
anything.

What are you going to give Lou for his
birthday?

How did you know it was his birthday?

Oh, a little bird told me.

something super special.

Well, I don't know how super special
it's going to be, but I am going to give

him a surprise party.

Terrific! You just get him to your place
and I'll do the rest. And Mary, I

promise you, I can show you a thousand
and one tricks that can turn any

gathering into an affair.

I'll just bet you can.

I'll see you at your place at 7 .30.

Right now, I have to go stuff a duck.

Listen, I just want you to understand. I
understand.

I mean, it's perfectly natural.

A lot of people feel depressed on their
birthday.

How did you know it was my birthday?

I remember.

Last year this time, I wished you a
happy birthday, Lou, and you didn't

me, so... I'd rather no one else knew
about it. Well, you can trust me, Lou. I

know a little about tact.

How's it feel to be pushing 50?

lump in my throat.

Now, look on the bright side, Lou.

These are the golden years, the twilight
of a happy life.

I'll remember that. Days dwindle down to
a precious few.

September, October.

I think maybe I've been cheered up
enough for one day.

You know, when you think about it, it's
incredible.

Two -thirds of your life shot just like
that.

You shouldn't have.

Don't get embarrassed. It's nothing
fancy.

Well, what brings you down to the old
newsroom?

Well, I wanted to wish you a happy
birthday and give you your present.

I knew you'd be going out later.

Well, you just didn't happen by because
you were in the neighborhood.

Come on. Of course not. I wanted to give
you your present.

This is your husband you're talking to.

Come on, Edie. I know you.

Lou.

You came here to... flirt, didn't you? I
came to give you your present. No, no,

listen. I know when you're flirting.
You're flirting, right? I am not

Come on, come on. I know you're
flirting. Come on.

I know when you're flirting. Come on.

I didn't see you do that.

Why did you go kitschy -kitschy -coo?

All right, Gordy, all right, drop it.

Lou, it's just kind of a hard subject to
drop.

You know, it's not every day that a
guy's boss walks over to him and says, I

don't want you to say anything about me
going kitschy -kitschy -coo.

Good night, Gordy. Good night, Lou.

Good night, Edie.

Lou, I know what you mean.

I won't say anything to anybody about
you going kitschy -kitschy -coo.

Can I tell them that you said kitschy?

You know, you can still hug me when I
give you a present.

Yeah, I don't know I can still hug you.

You want to?

In a newsroom?

There's no one here.

Okay.

But a rotten dip.

What is the theme of this gathering?

Oh, uh, happy birthday, I guess.

Oh, Mary, that's so humdrum.

Let's come up with a theme.

Our decor should say something.

Maybe...

trade on the theme. Say, here's an
inspiration.

Last month, one of my viewers asked for
help with her grandfather's 80th

birthday.

I suggested a kiddie party.

A kiddie party.

Don't you love it? We blew in the face
of time.

All the old timers got lollipops and
balloons, played musical chairs, wore

at the table.

Tell me, how did Grandpa feel when they
put him up on the pony to get his

picture taken?

We agreed.

I told you I was just going to have one
drink and then I'd be going.

Well, yeah, but you didn't tell me you
were coming ten minutes early.

What's that got to do with it? Well, I
didn't give the scotch a chance to

breathe.

Mary, I want to thank you.

Oh, no, it was just... No, no, not for
the drink.

We're not having a party for me in the
office today.

I know there was talk about getting me a
cake and champagne, and, well, I just

want to thank you for heading it off.

Oh, Mr. Grant, don't...

You wish me many happy returns. I said
thank you. What else is there? Well,

on, sit down.

It's Friday night.

I'm alone.

You're alone.

Hey, I really want to be alone.

Mary, are you going to have a party for
me?

No.

Why do you ask?

Because I hate parties and I hate being
surprised.

So, of course, you can imagine how I
feel about surprise parties.

You got it.

It's funny how the bell should ring just
as we're talking about surprise

parties. Yes, it is.

Oh, come on, Mary. The surprise is over.
This was our rotten trick, Gordy. What

are you telling me for? How could you do
this, Gordy? I didn't. This was a lousy

thing to do.

I'm leaving.

Oh, Mr. Graham, please.

Let him go. Who wants him?

You shouldn't have talked her into this.
Now I want to get out. Now wait, wait.

Listen, I'll tell you what.

We'll just let Murray in.

reason to keep me stuck out in the hall.
That's no reason, no reason at all,

Lou. Here's your present. Happy
birthday.

You know, so I'm really, I'm just, you
know, totally in sympathy with you

But, Mr. Grant, why are you doing this
to me?

I mean, look, I am a person who lives
all her life trying to avoid scenes, you

know? And there are 24 people out there
ready to bash down my door just because

I want to give you a little party.

Forget it, Mary.

We can have a good time with just us.
Right, Lou?

You think I enjoy doing this to you?

I know how horrible this evening is to
you.

I know how horrible it is for all those
people out on the stairs.

But I can't stand it, Mary. I really
can't. You can't stand what?

Any demonstration of affection.

I don't know how to handle it.

How to respond to it.

I never have.

It's a big problem for me.

Mary? I'm sorry.

Mary, can't you just go out there and
explain to them how I hate this sort of

thing and tell them to go away?

No, I can't do that. I invited them
here.

Mr. Grant, I'm really sorry.

Hey, Mary, you have nothing to apologize
for. That's right. You worked pretty

hard for this party. And you know why,
Lou?

Because she didn't want you to be alone
on your birthday.

Look, Lou.

I want you to know I'm not going to lay
any guilt on you because that's what my

mother always does to me, and I hate it.

But if she were here, my mother would
say, Lou, do what you want.

It doesn't make any difference if you
are ripping out the hearts of those who

love you.

That makes sense, Lou.

I'll let him in.

You said you would have.

They threw a surprise party for me.