All language subtitles for mary_tyler_moore_s03e19_romeo_and_mary

Who can turn the world on with her
smile?

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly
make it all seem worthwhile?

Well, it's you, girl, and you should
know it.

With each glance and every little
movement you show it, love is all

need to waste it. You can never tell,
why don't you take it?

You're gonna make it after all.

You're gonna make it after all.

Mayor, I really appreciate what you're
doing for me tonight.

You don't know how much I appreciate
what you're doing. I know how much you

appreciate it. You've been telling me
for the last 20 minutes.

Well, it isn't everybody who would
double date with her friend knowing

going to have a rotten time.

Well, I didn't know that, Rhoda.

Oh, yeah, you are.

How can you be so sure that I'm going to
have a rotten time? Because your date

was described to me as being as much fun
as my date.

By my date.

Because when he called me up, he used a
Donald Duck voice on the telephone.

I thought he was another guy.

I didn't know it was him until after I'd
accepted. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You

know two grown men who use Donald Duck
voices on the phone? Yeah.

The other one's a judge.

Maybe it won't be so bad.

Tonight will be the worst.

Or as our dates would say... You know, I
think

I could be coming down with something.
Just a little, kind of a... Too late.

ducks are here.

Hi!

Hey, I think I'm going to sneeze.

Now I think I'll put it back in my
pocket.

Pocket.

Hey, is my tie all right?

Well, is it somebody going to ask me in?

That check suit, you spoiled the
illusion.

Did you ever have a blind date and make
a funnier entrance?

Oh, gosh, no.

Well, girls, now that we've had a good
laugh, I'd like you to meet my friend,

Warren Sturges.

This is Rhoda. No, no, don't tell me,
don't tell me. Well, you must be Rhoda,

and you must be, uh, uh, married.

his love at first sight?

No. Then would you believe liking a lot
at first sight?

No. Then would you believe mild
infatuation?

Does he do a great Don Adams or what,
huh?

Would you believe anyone is still doing?
Would you believe?

No, no.

The Jolly Green Giant's

Coffee sounds great. I thought it.

just aren't necessary.

Warren. Mary, I'm going to be honest
with you. Something happened tonight. I

think I fell a little bit in love.

Warren, you don't even know me. Mary, I
know you.

No, you don't.

I know that you don't want to rush into
this, and I respect you for that. And I

understand. But someday, that one magic
someday, you're going to love me. Oh,

Mary, Mary, Mary.

I just want you to know that I'm not
going to sleep with you tonight.

lunch in the park i got a picnic basket
down in the car cold chicken and white

wine then when we're finished with that
i'm gonna take you on a canoe ride on

the lake and while i play my harmonica
you just dangle your little fingers in

the water

Listen, it's just that you picked a kind
of a bad date.

So, Warren, thank you very much for
breakfast and everything else.

Hey, Mary.

Mary, you see this? Yeah. You see what
this is?

Yeah, that's my silk calendar.

No, no, no.

On that date, you're going to be in love
with me. Now, don't ask me how I know

that, but I know that. I wasn't going to
ask you. And you're going to be so

thankful. You're going to say, thank
you, Warren, for being so persistent

because I didn't realize what was
happening to us, but you realized it,

just didn't know you were going to say
that.

don't think I'm even going to remember
it.

on your harmonica?

Was Warren. He just left.

Oh, things really worked out good last
night. Oh, Rhoda, you've got to help me

get rid of him. I know, kid, I will.
Honest, anything you ask me, name it.

I want you to call Lowell and tell him
to call off his friend.

Anything but that.

Why? Oh, Mary, I just figured out a way
to break up with Lowell. I did it. And

now you want me to call him now? Wait,
wait, wait, wait.

How did you break up with Lowell?

Told him I was dying.

I don't think that would work with
Warren. He'd want to come with me.

Rhoda, please, you owe me.

All right, I'll call.

I guess I really do owe you.

Well, maybe I'll be lucky and he won't
be home.

But she can't stand Warren, so you
please tell him to bug off.

Hello, Mary.

Graham? Hello, Murray.

You're in pretty good spirits for a man
who just came from the dentist.

Well, I would have been back earlier,
but I stopped to watch some guys putting

up a billboard across the street.

A couple of messages for you. Oh, yeah?
There's a message for you, too.

What? Well, on that billboard right
across the street.

loves Mary Richard.

Somebody kept telling me you were at a
meeting, so I brought him up here. Well,

what a surprise.

Please, this guy had a lot of laughs
there.

Hey, Warren, Warren, let's show him that
handshake you taught me.

Two milkmen shaking hands.

And now, the other one. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. Let me try this one with

Mary. Well, no, really, Warren, I... Two
lumberjacks shaking hands.

lunch with me. No, I can't. And, Warren,
I would like to know... I got

reservations at a French restaurant.
Really? I just... I have so much work to

do. Don't worry about it, man.

I'll fix it up for you with Lou.

Warren, I am not going to have lunch
with you.

Mary, don't you think you're overplaying
this hard -to -get routine?

Maybe if you keep it up, you'll have to
lose this guy.

No, no, no, Ted. No chance of that. Any
girl worth having is a girl worth

fighting for, and that's why I
brought...

for it. That really is. It's really
cute.

Now, would you please take them off?

I can't. I don't have the key.

Where's the key? The maitre d' at the
French restaurant has.

Now you have to go to lunch with me.

Yeah, I guess I do. Isn't it funny how
that worked out?

I'll walk you past our billboard.

I'll say, do you need a coat? No, I
don't. I need a key.

Did I just see Murray being taken out of
here in hand?

They must be rounding up Protestants.

Mary, he got the rest of the file on...
Where's Mary? She isn't back yet.

It's almost 2 .30. She's been gone two
and a half hours.

Oh, maybe Warren finally won her over.

You know, I hounded a girl like that
once. Yeah? In junior high school.

Every day for a month, I sent her a list
that said, check one.

A, you are madly in love with me.

B, you are crazy about me.

C, you like me a lot.

Which one did she check?

D, none of the above.

It's the same way with Edie and me.

She didn't want to go out with me, but I
pressed her.

You know how I finally convinced her to
go out with me?

Huh? I'll do her.

Poetry. You wrote poetry?

One time in my life, it was my job.

What was your job?

I was a poet.

on the Detroit Free Press was my first
job.

I wrote Thoughts in Rhyme by Lois
Hammersmith.

Lois Hammersmith?

Well, Lois started a column, and she had
kind of a following.

When she died, they just left her name
on it.

Yeah, remember him?

Well, there was one I wrote to Edie when
we were dating.

It was called Autumn Wood.

How'd it go?

Well, you don't want to hear some dumb
poem I wrote 25 years ago. Sure we

Yeah, come on, Lois. Just us guys here.

Autumn wood.

The light from the ever waning moon
illuminates less and less.

And to the autumn wood doth bring a glow
of enchanted loveliness.

I walk.

I look.

And in this dream, you alone, my love,
are seen.

That doesn't even rhyme, dream scene.

I think it was very moving, Lou.

I didn't know you had it in you.

Maybe it does rhyme. Maybe I didn't hear
it right.

Of course, I could never have written it
if my name hadn't been Lois

Hammersmith. You know, it reminds me of
a poem I once made up.

Let's see, how's it go?

I once was a hermit.

I just want you to know that I think you
and Warren make a beautiful couple.

Oh, Ted, go away.

Go away, go away? You say go away?

No associate producer tells an anchorman
to go away.

Go away. But when a producer says it,
that's a whole different story.

The people were looking at us. And
through the whole thing, Warren kept

over and over again, Someday, Mary, you
and I are going to look back at this and

laugh.

There's something we can do.

Oh. Mary, you want me to hit him for you
or something?

It's my fault.

I've just been afraid to hurt his
feelings.

Listen, I don't want to burden you guys
with my problems. Just excuse me for a

minute. I'm going to go to the end, you
know. Yeah, go.

Anyway, I think... I finally got through
to him. I really don't think I'll be

hearing from Warren again.

Miss Richards?

You have won the Kentucky Derby of...

He's not out there, ma 'am.

Somewhere. He is out there, Rhoda. You
can't always see him, but he is out

there. He's out there waiting. You know
what it's like knowing he's out there

waiting and planning and plotting and
conniving some new way to win my heart.

Ma 'am, ma 'am, listen to me. Why don't
I make you a nice hot cup of cocoa?

Would you like that?

Thank you. That would be very nice.

I'm going to put some marshmallow in it,
huh?

Hey, coming right up, kid.

Oh, Rhoda, he's done something
humiliating to me every day for the last

and today... What?

Nothing.

I don't know what the next thing is
going to be, Rhoda, but I do know it's

to be a wowser.

What is it he did yesterday? Yesterday,
he went through the neighborhood with

that bullhorn blaring that message.

Because you're afraid to make a scene.

This guy knows it and he's using it. You
with your little white gloves and your

perfect manners. Well, what would you
do?

I'd water bomb him.

Water never fails, ma 'am. In a
restaurant, if I get grabbed under the

glass of water in the old lap.

Let's not talk about Warman Sturgis
anymore.

We'll talk about something else, right?

Let's talk about something else. You
want to know what I think? I think the

worst is over.

I think the reason you haven't heard
from Warman today is because he can't

of anything else to do to you. That's
what I think.

You've had a rough week, but you made it
through.

Well, I've been calling you at home for
a week now. You never seem to be there.

Well, it's been a kind of a hectic week.

Anyway, I'm glad I finally reached you.
Oh, I am too, Peter.

It's so nice to have a normal first
date.

What do you mean normal?

Well, pour me some more wine and maybe I
can explain it.

You better pour a little more than that.
It's sort of a long story.

Yeah, fellas, I'm the guy that hired
you. Come on over here. Oh, no.

No, no, Warren, this isn't a surprise.
You planned this. Oh, yeah, but this...

And you think that you're going to get
away with this because I'm afraid to

a scene.

No, no.

No.

up now, can't you?

Call you again real soon.

Peter, I did it. Oh, hey, what was
written on the cake before she messed it

It said, will you marry me?

Will I marry you? Oh, of course I'll
marry you.

Hey, hey, let's get out of this place.
Sure, sure, sure. Hey, please follow me.

Why did you have to ruin my pretty cake?

Will there be anything else?