All language subtitles for ironside_s03e07_love_my_enemy

The latest epic distributed by the
Democratic People's Republic.

That's Bailey, isn't it? Yes.

Because we have been shown the errors of
our ways, we willingly confess to

posing as members of a scientific
expedition studying oceanography.

We were actually agents of the infamous
Central Intelligence Agency, performing

a naked act of aggression against the
peace -loving people of the Democratic

People's Republic.

Just exactly what do you want me to do?

Head up security for the delegation that
will negotiate their release?

Is it really a negotiation?

Or another platform for their
propaganda?

I'd be suspicious too, except that a
neutral country has arranged the

And private parties, not government
officials, are to discuss the

With no newsmen allowed.

Sounds good.

But it could also be a new way to skin
an old cat.

Could be, except for one thing.

The man who will head their delegation
is an old teacher of mine at the

University of Paris.

He's not a member of the government.

He's a college professor, just as I am.

I think they gave him the job because
they want agreement.

If they're so eager to release the man,
why don't they just do it?

Face the oriental mystique.

Private agreement reached by private
parties does not reflect on their

government.

The word is they don't want a head -on
collision with us.

But they can't officially release the
men without it looking like they're

backing down.

Will you accept responsibility for our
security?

Of course.

I was hoping you'd say that.

I haven't been... Sorry, Eve.

You and Ed are on the regular fourth.

I couldn't spring you for an unofficial
assignment.

I'm not a regular. Where does that put
me?

On the phone to the dean of the law
school.

And after you've arranged leave of
absence, on the plane with me.

Would have been nice to help those men,
to let them know they didn't have to

give up hope.

What makes you think they gave up hope?

Well, look at them.

Read their names.

Schultz, Norman, Ohlendorf, Weiss,
Jacobs, Oleander, Bailey.

First initials.

S -N -O -W -J -O -B.

Snow job.

Mr.

Ironside? Baron von Jillingsholt at your
service, sir.

How was your trip?

Quick, thank you.

Good. It will be my honor to act as the
host during the negotiations.

Please consider my staff and my home as
your very own.

Well, the American security chief has
arrived.

And so it begins.

It's stuffy in here.

I can't hardly breathe.

Can we get this place cleaned up?

The cleaning woman's been here two or
three times a day since we arrived, but

can have her in here again.

Thank you.

Perhaps a little crack there.

Comrade Fang seems out of sorts.

I'm sure it's simple fatigue.

I didn't mean to imply a fear.

Well,

we're not bugged yet.

All the security men on station?

Yeah, one of them gave me the high sign
as we were coming in.

The one plan the secretary gives me a
laugh. You'd never believe he had an

arsenal in that briefcase of his.

All right.

Let's take a look at Hofstede's room.

I assume both of you gentlemen have
inspected the quarters and are satisfied

with the arrangements.

There will be a total separation between
the delegations, with exception of the

Rose Garden.

We felt that some neutral area, perhaps
private conversations between the

delegates, might serve both sides.

I'm not as concerned with roses right
now, Baron, as I am with bugs.

Bugs? Our word for electronic
eavesdropping. That was found in Mr.

room. This is very serious, Mr. Sy.

May I examine it, please?

Since I have no knowledge of its
placement, I can only assume that the

security chief put it there himself in
order to obstruct these meetings.

A Russian make.

Easily duplicated.

We reject the insinuation.

I didn't lodge a formal complaint.

Do you wish to do so, sir?

Not at this time. Mr. Tsai is a police
officer, not a secret agent or a spy.

I'm sure he'll look into the matter
himself. I appreciate your confidence,

Ironside. Don't count on it being
overabundant, Mr. Sy.

You're welcome to see me, sir.

Dr. Fang's room must be clean. I cleaned
it this morning.

Dr. Fang's health is delicate.

His surroundings must be antiseptically
clean.

You do understand?

Yes, sir.

Take great care of the floor and
cupboards.

Sterile and antiseptic.

Right away, sir.

Right away, sir.

Ready, comrades?

Come in.

What does it look like?

This is an electronic listening device.

Reported to the Baron by my opposite
number.

An obvious plan on their part to
obstruct the meetings.

I know our official answers as well as
you do, comrade.

Why do you bring this matter to my
attention?

My job is difficult enough.

I want to be sure it is not made more
difficult.

As I understand it, your job is to
protect the delegation from outside

It also is to protect it from inside
stupidity.

May I?

Jeremy, I think we can start.

Before we begin our serious business,
may I touch a personal note and say what

pleasure it is to be an old friend
again.

Mr. Chairman.

Dr. Fang.

The delegation of the Democratic
People's Republic has prepared an

I now present.

Point one.

Agreement that the intrusion of a spy
ship...

Carrying seven agents of the Central
Intelligence Agency is an act of

by the United States.

Point two.

Agreement that the United States
acknowledges this breach of

and accepts full responsibility for this
criminal act.

Mr. Chairman, what Dr. Feng is reading
is a list of conclusions.

A bill of indictment, not an agenda.

Say that again.

How can you be on their side?

It's not their side. It's our side.

After Dr. Fanger, our delegation
compliments the chair.

Point three.

Agreement that the government of the
United States make full apology to the

loving people of the Democratic
Republic.

Point four.

Agreement on the amount of reparations
and damages.

to be paid by the U .S. to the people of
the DPR.

I call for an adjournment at this time.

Mr. Chairman! A call for adjournment is
not debatable.

We are adjourned.

I thought you and Feng were old college
pals.

Perhaps he's not in a position to
acknowledge it.

Yes? Come in.

I have made a few changes in the
transcript of the meeting.

Would you retype it and get it to the
Baron for distribution?

Certainly.

And would you do me a favor, please?

I feel a bit feverish.

I think an ice pack might help.

Could you get me one?

I'll arrange for a new maid in the
morning.

Coming inside, comrade?

Hello.

Oh.

I scare you?

No. Well, you look scared.

I'm just upset.

One of the chambermaids, an old woman.

I found her dead.

I'm sorry. What did she do?

I don't know.

She was old.

I'm Mark.

I know. I have read the roster of
delegates and aides.

So have I. You're my?

Noyen. Right, right. I hear the garden
is for private conversations between the

delegates. Does that apply to us aides?

I've heard that it is difficult for a
black man on their side.

Our side?

Why is it your side, too? It's the only
side I've got.

We would accept you.

We? The union of the persecuted, the
downtrodden against the power -drunk

imperialists of the world. Hey, listen.

Let me tell you something. When you show
me one black man who holds an office of

power in that union of yours, you let me
know.

Maybe I'll give it some thought.

Nice moon, isn't it?

Come in.

Am I disturbing you?

Of course not. Come on in.

Transcripts. Their version of the first
meeting. I forget to read them.

I'd say it wasn't a very friendly start.

The art of negotiation.

Start out with a hard line and it gives
you something to trade away later on.

I'm just sorry about Fang.

Not even a smile or a simple hello.

Did he seem well to you?

Oh, I don't know.

A bit drawn, perhaps. Why?

His hands were shaking.

His skin was dry.

Banned a very peculiar color.

Tension, perhaps?

What do you know about their number two
man, Mr.

Tung? Not much.

A lawyer.

He was active in some of the purge
trials.

Now he's fronting some international
peace and freedom movement.

Well, there's an old oriental saying.

What's that?

When a butcher puts down his knife, it
doesn't make him a Buddha.

Confucius?

Charles Chan.

If I'm glad Sung's not heading up their
delegation, that'll really blow it.

Hey, you hear what happened?

The ghost walked the parrot.

Well, that's close. Only it was an old
lady and she wasn't walking. She's

permanently dead.

What old lady?

Chambermaid working on their side of the
building.

All right, let's have all of it.

That's all I know.

Something wrong, you think? I don't
know.

When I don't know, I find out.

Really, Mr. Ironside, there's nothing to
get upset about. The old lady, she just

went and that's all.

But how? Why?

I don't know.

A heart attack, I imagine.

I want an autopsy report.

Really, sir, why should you concern
yourself?

It might be something infectious. I'm
responsible for the safety of my people.

Very well, sir.

If you insist.

I do insist.

I suppose I shouldn't have awakened you
this way, but I'm a novice in the

security business.

It worries me.

Leave us.

Obviously, Mr. Sung requires a private
talk.

What's on your mind, Mr. Sung?

I would like to know what is on yours.

Concerning what?

Do not play cat and mouse with me.

The Baron has already informed me of
your demand for an autopsy of that

menial... The charwoman?

I believe that's my right.

You have only the rights we grant you.

In your country, perhaps, but we're not
in your country.

What is it about the autopsy you're
afraid of, Mr. Soon?

We have nothing at all to fear, Mr.
Einstein.

Do not confuse fear with outrage.

Our delegation has been grossly
insulted.

And if this insult continues, we will be
tempted to break off negotiations.

What insult?

Your demand for an autopsy is a direct
implication of some sort of wrongdoing

the part of the DPR delegation, and we
will not stand for it.

My concern was over a possible
infectious disease.

I expect that your own security officer
would be as interested in protecting you

as I am in protecting my delegation.

Nonsense.

We are alone.

You may speak openly.

Admit this is a plot to trump up... some
bogus charge to discredit us.

Mr. Soon, up to now my curiosity about
the poor charwoman was based on caution.

Now let's say it's based on suspicion.

I intend to find out what caused her
death.

You know the consequences if you
persist.

You mean break off the talks?

I doubt that very much.

I also doubt that this is the position
of your delegation or Dr. Fing would be

here, not you.

You are practicing what I believe is
called in your country brinksmanship.

If backing my hunch is brinksmanship,
you're right.

Oh, you scared the life out of me.

I'm very sorry.

Are you going to tell me my business,
too?

27 years I worked for Mrs. Tamberg. Not
even one roach.

Now, now everybody tells me clean.

You've been given orders?

From that other fellow.

And in the middle of the night, yet.

How many bosses have I got around here?

Of course I noticed it, Bob. But I just
took it for granted it was an error.

He took it for granted. They've carved
that on a million tombstones.

Now, why does the transcript read five
points when Feng only listed four?

It has to be a typing error.

Take another look.

Originally, it read four.

And the four was erased and five typed
in.

It was done deliberately.

Now, why five instead of four?

I don't know.

Well, think about it.

Good morning.

I don't imagine you had much sleep after
what happened last night.

I have better things to do with my time
than worry about old ladies who die of

heart attacks.

Then it was a heart attack.

Hardening of the arteries, a stroke,
what difference does it make?

None to the old lady, but it might be of
more than passing interest to people in

our line of work.

You've been watching too many of your
American films.

You see intrigue and conspiracy every
time you turn your head.

In this situation, don't you?

We are both, after all, policemen.

There's a difference between law
enforcement in your country and mine.

Tell me.

In your country, it's a judicial matter.
In mine, it's political.

Yes,

I'm a policeman.

I have a uniform and a badge.

I parade about.

I can wave a stick at traffic.

I can arrest somebody.

When I'm told to. In other words, I do
as I am told.

Nobody's yet told me to worry about the
death of a sick old chambermaid.

Questions might be asked. Nobody's asked
me. I'm asking you.

Who do you think you are? A commissar of
my conscience?

Perhaps a spur to your self -respect.

I propose we have our own negotiation.

I shall investigate the death of this
old woman.

But you must do something for me.

If I can.

Comrade Feng has always been delicate
but strong.

Now he's dying.

Yes, dying.

What does the doctor say?

He refuses to see one.

You are the omniscient occidental
detective.

Please, find out why he's dying.

Bob, I've got it. I understand.

What? The business of the five points.

I was so preoccupied with complexity, I
overlooked the simple.

When Feng and I were in Paris together,
there was this little bistro we always

went to.

The name of the place? The Sanctuant.

Five points.

Feng does remember.

He's telling me he remembers, but he's
tied hand and foot by his own committee.

I'll have to think of some clever way to
acknowledge.

Better do it soon.

Why? Fang may not be with us very long.

You mean recalled?

No, I mean dead.

A cable from the chief.

He needs it.

He wants it to come, right? Well, wait a
minute. I'm reading it.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Who are you calling?

Airlines.

Yeah, well, try the bus line. We're
going across town.

Across town?

To talk to Dr. Morton, head pathologist
at Memorial Hospital.

The chief wants it to send him out.

Looks like good seats.

Right on the third baseline.

Why the smug look?

Well, whenever the East and the West
start bumping heads, it's always good

the Southern boys.

Hello?

I missed you the past couple of days.

A castle without a princess doesn't come
to very much.

What's wrong with you both?

Mr. Chairman, perhaps Dr.

Fang would prefer that we postpone our
meeting until he feels better.

Dr. Fang?

We've already had too many delays.

Proceed, please.

We don't.

I wish to make a full response to the so
-called agenda proposed by Dr. Feng.

We've studied it very carefully and find
there is still no basis for discussion.

Quite obviously, it is the intention of
the DPR delegation to use even this

unofficial meeting as a platform for
propaganda.

We reject the agenda as offered by Dr.
Feng and submit a counterproposal which

we feel will bring us closer to our
common objective.

The release of the illegally held
prisoners.

We submit an agenda of five points to
the delegation.

Mr. Chairman, there has been no debate
as yet on our four points. We assume

Mr. Song was aware that his four points
were not...

Apologies. I'm quite all right now.

Let me help you.

No, thank you.

Just a little faint.

Take me back to my room.

Excuse me, please.

I'm sorry.

If you will present your copies, I will
consider your five points.

Leave us, please.

You say I'm to come in and clean.

Not now.

I'll take that with you.

You must have a doctor, Comrade Fang.

No.

No doctor.

Just let me rest.

I see this man for five minutes, and you
want a diagnosis.

That's ridiculous.

If I'd wanted an intern, I'd have sent
for one. You're a top pathologist. Make

an educated guess.

Well, advanced jaundice, skin dry and
yellow, yellow discoloration of the

difficulty in breathing, acute yellow
atrophy. It's a rare case, but don't

me. I won't quote you. Spell it out.

Well, it's an inflammatory disease of
the liver. It can occur without known

cause.

You know, I'm suspicious.

I think there is a cause.

Why? Because he became ill at a very
convenient time for them.

All right. It could be a reaction to
toxic chemicals.

Bob, we've got to be very cautious.

About a man being poisoned?

On their side.

No, this is a very delicate situation.
We can't go barging into it.

Murder is murder.

That may be, but our first concern must
be to keep these negotiations underway.

You start probing, and this might just
be the excuse to call it off.

And if Fang dies and soon takes over?

How far do you think you'll get?

He'd call it off in a minute flat.

We're going to have to take the chance.
Mark.

Hi.

Hey, you don't look so good.

I'll be all right.

You want to walk?

No.

Perhaps I'll sit a while.

Please. If you wish to walk, do not
bother about me.

Hey, I wasn't really out for a walk.

I was waiting for you.

I want you to talk to Chief Ironside.

For what reason?

It's about Dr. Fang.

Hey, what are you getting so uptight
about?

He's not going to get you into any
trouble. He's just as worried about Dr.

as you are. No, I can't. I... Hey, hey,
what is it? I don't know.

22 years of practice, and I never saw
half a dozen cases.

Now you give me two in a row.

Acute yellow atrophy.

Not too serious yet, but definitely
acute yellow atrophy.

Good day.

I sincerely hope so.

Are you prepared to go forward with our
bargain?

Why else would I sit here and read a
very dull book?

Then you have some information on Dr.
Feng?

You know, Mr. Tsai, I've been wondering
why you couldn't find out yourself.

You're much closer to the man than I am.

For me to have sent for an expert
pathologist would have been, shall we

awkward.

It's Dr.

Morton, isn't it?

I thought we had him well disguised,
Secretary.

If you had convinced me of that, I
wouldn't have let him anywhere near Dr.

Of course not.

What were his findings?

Well, I'd say he made a report.

But if I remember correctly, you were to
get one from me, too.

After I've heard what the doctor had to
say.

Mr. Tsai, in any exchange, there must be
some basis of common trust.

My previous experience does not warrant
such trust.

Then I suggest we both look for some
kind of common ground.

both members of the same fraternity.

Dr. Feng is dying of acute yellow
atrophy.

Are you certain?

I don't have to tell you Dr. Morton's
qualifications. You've checked him out

yourself.

The autopsy report on the charwoman.

Death.

Due to acute yellow atrophy.

Well, I have more news for you.

Miss Noyan has it too.

What? She's being treated right now by
Dr. Morton.

Acute yellow atrophies.

Not communicable.

Not infectious either. Most common
cause, toxic material.

All food is prepared in a common
kitchen.

What about inhalation?

Doubtful.

Let's take a look at the doses.

Charwoman is dead.

Fang is dying and Miss Noyan is ill.

If someone is out to get Fang, they'd
have had to start weeks ago.

But the charwoman was only exposed to it
for a few days.

She had a history of hepatitis.

It's a wonder she lasted this long.

And Miss Noyan, a secretary, would have
had valuable exposure as well.

Well, whatever it is, it's still in the
room.

I'll investigate.

Any guesses as to motive?

I have some thoughts.

Care to share them?

Perhaps.

At a later bargain, Mr. Ironside.

It is a very short statement, comrade.

It merely says you're not well enough to
continue as head of the DPR delegation,

and you're turning the authority over to
me.

Do you want to read it?

Kitty, you would not allow us to find
you medical help.

You're losing the delegation anyway. You
could have done it in more comfort.

Did anyone ever tell you that you look
like Little China Doll?

Imperialist propaganda.

Why not?

How do you feel?

Fine. Well, that's good. One more night
on that couch and my neck would be as

stiff as Mr. Soong's.

You're very kind.

But imperialistic.

I've bad news.

Dr. Feng is dead.

When? A few minutes ago.

I must go back. The doctor said you're
not to be moved. Please, you must take

back. There's no reason. But Dr. Feng,
no. But as a member of the delegation, I

must report. I must. My.

She'll be in trouble soon if she
doesn't.

Mark.

The signs of grief are understandable,
but may be taken as a sign of weakness

the enemy.

Control yourself.

Yes, Comrade Song.

I will need your assistance in planning
for continued discussion with the enemy.

Yes, of course.

As head of this delegation, I demand the
same loyalty you gave Dr. Fang.

I have always been loyal.

First.

And also somewhat indiscreet with the
other side.

That black man, Mr. Sankis? We have only
talked.

You will no longer talk.

I have anything further to do with him
or any member of their side, or you'll

confined to your quarters. Is that
clear?

Very clear, Mr. Thome.

That will be all, Comrade May.

She was supposed to meet me half an hour
ago.

Still a sick girl. She's probably in her
room. Her feet are someplace.

I'm waiting for Mr. Tsai. Would you
please do your worrying somewhere else?

I think I'll take a look around.

That somewhere else.

What has happened to Dr. Feng is
deplorable.

Isn't it?

Now I suppose you'll run the
negotiations your way.

Negotiations? Of course not.

Not after what they've done.

The doctor has confirmed that Dr. Feng's
death was caused by acute yellow

atrophy induced by these poisoned
cigarettes.

A gift to Dr. Feng from their security
officer.

Ironside is no better than a cheap
assassin.

Our leader was murdered.

As a police officer, you think I should
be outraged? Of course I do.

I would be.

Except that Dr.

Feng never smoked.

Under pressure of their obstinate
refusal to negotiate, Dr. Fang began to

You saw him.

I did?

You also witnessed Ironside handing
these cigarettes to Dr. Fang.

My memory seems dull.

Then let me stimulate it by reminding
you that a great many influential people

would welcome these events and would
show their appreciation.

I'm not sure the government feels the
same.

The government may not be in a position
to complain.

And if my memory should continue to
fail?

Then these same influential people would
be extremely displeased.

The unpleasant results are to you.

Then I really haven't any choice.

None. You will go to the local
authorities and swear out a warrant for

arrest of Robert T. Ironside for murder.

You will bring it and the arresting
officer to the conference room.

Mr. Ironside, I resent being sent for
like a servant. No offense intended. I

in a hurry. And so am I. What is it,
please?

Would you be interested in knowing what
probably killed Dr. Feng?

Possibly. We've had a lab report running
down toxic materials that could cause

liver damage such as Dr. Feng had.

The most common substance is carbon
tetrachloride.

In its non -commercial state, odorless,
tasteless.

Poisonous if inhaled long enough.

Exactly. Now your side of the bargain.

Find out how it was introduced into Dr.
Feng's room. Agreed?

Is it agreed?

You'll have to learn, Chief Ironside,
that in negotiation, one must not

unilaterally put all his points forth
without some guarantee from the opposite

party. And in this case, you've had
none.

If you will excuse me, please.

I must go into town.

If you are not going to honor your
badge, I'll do it myself.

An idle threat, isn't it?

According to agreements, you are not
permitted in our wing of the building.

Mark, did you find her?

No, I did not find her.

Mr. Tsai is heading for a car in front
of the castle.

Get to him before he leaves and give him
this.

Sure.

Tell him I said it's not always called a
badge.

It's sometimes called a shield.

Okay.

Well, on your way.

Well, will you look for her?

Look, I'm a security officer, not a
babysitter for romantics. Now, on your

The peace -loving people.

But the Democratic People's Republic are
shocked and grieved at the loss of Dr.

McMahon.

We came here in good faith, willing to
forego placing the prisoners on trial

espionage and arrange a means for their
release.

I'm sure the chairman will understand.

We must break off all discussion, since
we now know that the head of our

delegation has been in fact murdered.

Murdered by a member of the U .S.
delegation.

This is preposterous.

My security officer has presented his
evidence to the local authorities and

secured a warrant.

You will summon Mr. Tsai.

We will prove that Mr. Einstein is an
assassin.

Are you aware, sir, that your charge is
of the gravest nature?

I am well aware.

Please summon Mr. Tsai.

Go ahead, Mr. Tsai.

You have a warrant for arrest, Mr. Tsai?

Yes, sir.

For Mr. Thung.

Sire, what are you doing?

That is not what we were led to believe,
sir.

I am aware of that.

It is what you did, Mr. Thung.

Two counts of murder, one count of
attempted murder.

I'm under your protection, Mr. Chairman.

Until I hear the particulates.

Please continue, Mr. Sire.

Item.

Chambermaid dead.

Comrade Feng dead.

Comrade Nguyen stricken.

All three cases, acute yellow atrophy.

Item, causative agent, toxic chemical.
All three were in contact with.

Item, toxic chemical used.

Carbon tetrachloride. Inhaling any
considerable amount.

Irritation of the liver, acute yellow
atrophy.

The laboratory specimen was taken from
this bottle.

Now, the method.

Come in.

You were cleaning the room of Dr. Fang?

Yes. Using this?

Yes, sir.

It was given to me to use.

By whom?

By that man.

How often were you to clean?

Two, three times a day.

What strength?

He say, right from the bottle. The
floors, the rugs, the curtains,

Thank you.

I'm satisfied.

Mr. Strong, I remove my protection from
you.

I remind you of my diplomatic immunity.

And I remind you, sir, of the unofficial
nature of these meetings.

You are here as a private citizen,
engaged in private talks.

Therefore, you are subject to our loss.

You realize what will happen to you when
you return to our land.

Mr. Chairman, the U .S. delegation is
grieved by these events.

But to ensure that the negotiations will
not founder, we would be pleased to

accept Mr. Stey as temporary chief
negotiator until an accredited

arrives.

We would be honored to receive the
attention of one who will soon be a

-renowned hero.

Perhaps back home, they will feel kindly
toward a hero.

Congratulations, Mr. Guy.

Now we can get on with the business at
hand.

Indeed.

Now for a little four in the Cold War.

Mr. Chairman, we have examined the
agendas proposed by Mr. Halstead and

reject it out of hand.

It is obviously an attempt on the part
of the United States to legalize their

criminal invasion.

of the peace -loving Democratic People's
Republic.

The Democratic People's Republic will
consider nothing short of the original

terms proposed by the late Dr.

Fang.

These films were just flown in, Bob. I
thought you'd like to see them before

they hit the evening newscast.

Thank you very much.

When you're ready, Mark.

This is the checkpoint on the border.

There's Cy.

How come they didn't gang up on Cy when
he got back home?

They didn't dare.

Every paper in the world printed the
story of what happened. He's an

international figure now.

Chief Ironside's idea.

You made him a hero.

I just reminded him that he was a cop.

There's an old oriental saying.

If a man cannot keep his self -respect,
how can he make other men righteous?

Charlie Chan?

Confucius?

No.

I found that in a fortune cookie.

While Gary manages to act responsibly
with his time travel, at least most of

time, the same can't be said for Ron,
and it puts Gary in serious danger in

Goodnight, Sweetheart. Next.