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Mother's Day, well, Nick's gone.

First time I've been alone on a Mother's Day in 20 years.

First Mother's Day with no phone call, no flowers.

He's got a 20 -year -old now. I mean, why would I still exist?

I don't know.

Hopefully it's going to bring.

Probably just go get a coffee.

It's open.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

How's it going, man?

Good. How was practice?

Brutal, but just another day.

What's with the flowers?

Mother's Day. I'm going to head over there after.

Flowers and a card? I mean, what I usually use.

It's kind of par for the course. Mother's Day and Mother's Day flowers.

It does not get any more generic than that.

I mean, her and your dad split up. She probably needs some spice in her

life. She needs to go out.

You know, like a spa day. I think women like those.

Yeah, you know, you're right.

Dude, look.

Fuck the flowers.

I have an idea.

What?

It's no secret.

She's kind of promiscuous. She's actually pretty slutty. The way she

No offense.

No, no, no. She's pretty slutty. I know that you know she...

Like, looks at me. And remember, she rubbed her tits on me.

Yeah. You can't forget that. Wait, I thought you were joking.

No, man. She really rubbed her, like, full -on tit.

Look, I'm drifting. Okay, how about it?

Do you remember a couple months ago, Sam Pitts, Victoria?

Yeah. You know, how we kind of... Oh, we banged her out good, man.

How about we fuck your stepmom?

Huh.

I know she would.

Probably used getting laid.

You think she'd appreciate that?

I mean, that's just my guess. I mean, Dad's out of the picture.

At least.

I mean, she's pretty hot.

You wouldn't fuck her? I would totally fuck her. Okay, let's fuck her.

Let's go. What are we waiting for? I have a fucking perfect idea. Let's go.

Let's get back to your house. All right.

Is she on her way home now? I think she's already there.

Wow, this is going to be a mother's day. She ain't going to fucking forget.

I know, it's gonna be a surprise, right?

She's gonna love it.

We're gonna love it.

Nikki!

Hey, happy Mother's Day, Mom!

Oh, baby!

Oh, I can't believe you remembered!

I mean, it's Mother's Day, how could I forget? Well, it's the first one without

your dad, you know? I know, I know.

I really didn't expect anyone to come see me still.

Oh, please.

How could you think that?

I know, but no flowers? Every year since I've known you, you've brought me

flowers. I didn't forget your flowers.

No? No, I didn't. Oh. But tell me, are you ready for your Mother's Day

A surprise?

Of course. You know I love surprises. Come on in.

Happy Mother's Day.

Well, it's Mother's Day, you know, and you... Aw.

You're great. You've been a great stepmom to him, so... Aw, Mickey. Aw,

Can I make you guys something? Can I get you something? Yeah, I would love

something. All right.

Come on in.

Aw.

So amazing.

Oh, you redecorated it a little.

I'm just getting settled, you know?

Oh, you're so beautiful, boy. Thank you so much. Oh, well, you know.

The least I can do.

They need some water, right?

Yeah. We need some water for them.

Oh, so what did you wind up to today?

Oh, you know, just a few things, you know.

Ran a couple of errands.

Did you guys get to the gym yet?

Not yet, but I'm pretty confident we're going to get a workout in at some point

today. Hmm, that sounds interesting.

Rick, how about you? Anything new?

Oh, nothing really new. Just wanted to come and join.

and show you some appreciation, you know? Yeah, some appreciation.

Some appreciation.

You know, I was so worried that this mother's dad was going to be lonely, and

was going to be all by myself, but, you know, it's safe enough to be going to

his day, you know?

They bring to my room, you know, I'm not used to this much whiteness in my

house. So it brings some color and cheer

But

you know Why

don't we go take a seat and I can tell you about the next surprise

Yeah, the next surprise.

Sure. Let's go.

Come on.

Sit down, Mom.

Oh, hey.

What's the surprise?

Like, this is surprise enough.

I can't believe you missed it.

Like, I care about you both so much. And, you know. I care about you, too.

Oh.

And that's why we discussed, well, I didn't be a really nice

gift for you.

You being here is just all I can say. All right, let's just pump your brakes

with all respect.

It's just... Definitely.

I mean, be that as it may, you know, I care very deeply about you.

You know, with Dad gone, you know, I'm supposed to be taking on some of his

responsibilities, so... You don't have to. No, really. It's okay. I'm a grown

girl. I'm okay. It's okay. Listen, Mom.

Nikki, what are you doing?

I'm your stepmom. I know, I know. And you know what? I know you've been

I have been lonely, but you're my stepson.

I got this.

I want to help you. What do you have? I want to help you with this. What?

It's Mother's Day.

No, it's Mother's Day. You deserve it.

What do I deserve? I'm so confused.

What do I deserve?

To be relieved. This is what you deserve.

Oh.

Well.

I'm not sure how do you feel about this?

I mean, anything for my best friend.

Well, you're his best friend, but, like, I've known you your whole life.

Your adult life. And I thought that maybe, you know, there was, like, this

time where we kind of rubbed and... Yeah.

I mean, you're so cute.

I don't know. Like, what does this even... This is what this means.

Just relax.

Let us take care of you like you've...

Taking care of us. Well, a little more, but yeah. Well, I don't, I don't, I

don't know.

Hey, I love you, Mom.

I love, you know I love you. So let me take care of you.

Oh, my boys are ready, huh?

Oh, Nicky.

Really?

I'm surprised.

What do you think?

I'm surprised.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

Anything for mom.

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Because you didn't expect this from Mother's Day, did you?

This should be the new Mother's Day tradition, not fucking flowers.

I'm down.

Mom, you're doing a great job, but it's not about us.

It's Mother's Day. It's about you.

So let us take care of you.

Oh, yes.

Very good.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this.

That's really powerful.

No wonder my dad was so enamored with her.

Yes.

A lot harder with her on top, huh?

fucking mother's day to me see that's how she almost got me

Hit that face.

Beat that face, baby.

Oh, beat that face with a beautiful cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, no.

Fucking mouth. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

fucking day.

You made my whole fucking year.

Oh, I've been wanting to fuck you for so long, Brick.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

nigga. I don't give a fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, how's that feel, baby?

As Nikki...

Be the best.

I want both of you, lads.

I want to taste both of you.

Fuck. Are my boys going to come for me?

Yeah. Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my.

Oh, yeah, boy.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Come all over my fucking face.

Best Mother's Day ever.

Oh, my God.

So, I think we have our new Mother's Day tradition.

I'm up for it. I don't even like my mom.

Happy Mother's Day to me.

Happy Mother's Day.

Thank you.