All language subtitles for Mad About You s05e23e24 The Birth

All right, so Aunt Ida, Aunt Ida, why
don't we go back to the other story? You

were just saying something about George
Gershwin. Not George.

His cousin, Milton.

So your family knew his family?

You know, his name was Milton. But as a
kid, everyone called him Skippy.

Skippy Gershwin?

That's right.

I don't think Gershwin had a cousin,
Milton.

I'm trying to remember if I ever asked
you. No, I don't think I did.

What is this?

Oh, hey, hey.

What? That's Jamie.

Jamie? Yes. I told her to call when she
had contractions. Look at this.

I thought you said you had another week.
Well, I guess we don't.

Hello? Showtime?

It's showtime.

Okay, I'm going to come right home. No,
that'll take too long. It won't take

long. I'm going to come home. Hon, I
think you should just meet me at the

hospital. No, no, wait for me. I'll come
home.

Paul, that's silly.

I'll just get a cab.

Sweetie, wait for me. I will be right
there.

Paul, that's ridiculous. I'll just get a
cab. I'll meet you at the hospital.

I thought we should go together. I'm
taking a cab and meeting you at the

hospital. My God.

Okay, all right.

Here's what. You take a cab, and I'll
meet you at the hospital. Okay, good.

Love you.

I love you.

Hurry. Okay.

Taxi!

We're too late.

Alan?

Jayden?

Wow. This is amazing.

What a coincidence.

Hi. Hi.

Wow, look at you.

Are you pregnant?

Yes, I am. What did you think?

No, no, that's what I thought.

In fact, I'm on my way to the hospital.

Really? Which hospital? Roosevelt.

Huh. Is that a good hospital?

What is it supposed to mean?

Okay.

A few people.

You?

Yeah, my husband.

Pete? Paul.

So, what else are you working on? What
else?

I'm about this close to having a baby in
the back of this cab. Right now, I'm

working on that not happening.

I can see that.

So, nothing, huh? You know, you just
never stop.

It's called making conversation.

Uh -huh.

What is all this? I don't know.

Can't go through here.

Making a movie. Oh, yeah?

What movie?

I write screenplays.

Excuse me.

I'm having a baby.

Where's the father?

He's meeting me.

It's probably true.

Okay. Good luck. Thanks.

I think he meant me.

Great. Go home.

What do you mean, go home?

We talked about this. We're going to
come to the hospital and have a little

baby. And you will when it's ready to be
born.

What do you mean? This is not it?

Nope. Not it.

Often mistaken for it, but not it.

You sure this isn't it? Yep. False it.
Take my word for it. That's my job.

Distinguishing actual it from not it.

You're not doing this just so you can go
back to your little function?

No. In fact, I wish it was it.

Because this dress is itching.

And they're giving an award to somebody
I hate.

So what just happened here? I had those
Braxton Hicks contractions? Yep, that's

what happened. Braxton Hicks.

Very normal.

Happens all the time, but don't get
complacent, because next time it's for

the marbles, okay?

Well, next time, how do I know if it's
actually it?

Well, there are a lot of different ways,
but the main clue will be the baby will

come out.

I didn't make it. I got very worried. I
know. Broadway's closed down. They're

making some movie. But I'm here now.
It's just you and me.

And our entire family.

I made a couple of calls.

I wish you didn't call everybody, you
know. I'm perfectly capable of taking

of her.

Nobody says you're not, all right? I
mean, maybe she was just nervous.

Yeah, but it was only the most intimate
moment in our life.

It would be nice if it could be just the
two of us. Would you want a couple of

friends around for support? Let it go.

You're the coach, Paulie, all right? She
is the play.

What is this?

What? North American Documentary Film
Festival.

Oh, what?

That's nothing. That's junk, man. Did
you submit the film?

I may have. Who remembers?

Are you nuts?

Are you just out of your minds? Give it
to me. Let me throw it away. What did I

tell you? What did I tell you? The film
is not ready.

What else?

Don't show it to anybody until it's
ready.

Specifically... Your family.

And... Festivals. Yes, because if you
do... If I do... What happens? I will

Yes!

I can't believe you sent in. It's not
even done. Well, we got bills, all

Look at these. Look at this. You know,
lab fees, equipment rentals. I mean, we

got it stacked up here. I was desperate.

What?

Your film has been accepted.

Oh, that's so cool.

You're not angry with me?

Hurry up and say you're sorry. I'm
sorry. It's over.

We got a fly in a film festival.

How about that, Paulie? Oh, that is...
Hey, hey.

Beeping. Beeping.

What's Jamie? This is it. Papa.

Hey. Okay.

All right. All right.

I'm going. I'm going. Oh, this is a good
day. All right.

Just humiliating.

Oh, yeah. Yes, it is.

Just to be humiliated about it. It's
just you and me.

And everybody who was here last time.

We have to talk.

So I would like to have my mother, my
sister, even Paul's mother and sister

friend in there with me. And I know Paul
doesn't want that.

No, it's not that I don't want it. It's
just that, you know, why?

I'm just... I'm just saying that...

Whenever I imagined this birth, I always
imagined us surrounded by the women in

our lives, drawing on their experience,
you know, strengthened by their

strengths, sharing their stories, their
wisdom. Oh, Lisa? Lisa's wisdom?

She's my sister. It's not bothering
anybody else here?

Hello.

I told you not to use this number,
didn't I? What is wrong with you?

Don't get hostile with me, young lady.
I'll give you a hostile. Well, did you

look in the top drawer of the dresser?

I thought so.

Teenagers. Please, go on.

Anyway, I just don't think it would hurt
to have some

of the women in our lives there for
this.

Which is great.

I've just always seen this as
essentially a two -person proposition.

Interesting.

What's interesting?

One. One second.

Hello. In the top.

Well,

then, look in the laundry basket.

No, you may not wear mine.

Don't test me.

Well, I hate you, too.

I apologize for the interruption.

That's a divorce, my darling. Oh, yeah,
you don't like me, do you?

Oh,

kids. Sometimes they're more trouble
than they're worth.

But also a joy in many ways.

Ignore it.

As I was saying.

Why, Paul?

Are you afraid of having anyone else
present at this event?

Is your manhood somehow threatened by
the presence of others? By the same

Jamie, why are you afraid of being alone
with Paul?

What fears of intimacy are you holding?

And is that the reason you're going into
labor when Paul's not around?

Damn it!

Well, you'd better take it off.

Don't you talk to me that way. Are you
nuts?

Have you gone insane?

You are going to be on restriction the
rest of your life. Do you hear me, young

lady?

Nothing. You'll get nothing.

I will lock you in that closet until
you're an old man and nobody wants you.

You know what?

If you want to have people there, let's
do that. That's fine. It's just...

I don't know. We always do better when
it's just you and me. That's all. Let's

talk about it later.

Really? You sure?

Absolutely. Be a filmmaker. Do what you
have to do.

You are a wonderful woman.

Honey, honey, honey.

Paul. Yes. Michael Moore.

Mike. How are you?

Michael Moore.

Yeah, Mike.

Mike. Sure.

Okay. Yeah.

Michael Moore. Mike.

Mike's father and my father used to ride
the train together. They used to share

a newspaper.

Honey. Mike. Mike. Mike Moore.

Mike. Mickey. Right? No.

Michael Moore, boy, the filmmaker.

I loved Roger and me. Thank you. TV
Nation, boy.

Yes. Hey, please.

What do I have to say? Those are great
films, but I think our fathers rode the

train together.

No? No.

It's okay, right?

I just saw Buckman. It's fantastic. I
mean, the warmth, the heart, the pathos.

Oh, really?

I'm getting on the phone right now. I'm
calling Bob Redford. I'm going to tell

him this film has to be in Sundance.

Wow. Wow. That is unbelievable. I got to
tell you, wow. This is such a labor of

love for me. You know, I mean, because
it's about family, right? And family, to

me, it's so important. It's like the
only important thing, really.

Are you all right, Mrs. Buckman? Yeah.

I seem to be having a contraction.

Oh.

Now?

Yeah. Maybe I should get some
assistance.

You know what? It's probably a false
labor. This happens all the time. What

you saying about Robert Redford?

Maybe we should go.

Sweetie, remember, she said it's not
real unless the baby comes out.

You should go.

Oh, no, we're going to go. Believe me.
But finish what you were saying. I think

you need to get your wife to the
hospital. Oh, we're going to get her.

Trust me, we're all under control here,
honey.

Breathe. Breathe.

Yeah, okay.

We're fine. I know what this looks like.
Please, nothing to worry about.

It's a Braxton Hicks. I don't know if
you're familiar.

Everything's fine. Happens all the time.

Fuck me, what is wrong with you? Did
somebody call a doctor? You know what? I

think we should go.

Okay, all right. We're going to go.
Remember where we were, and we'll pick

from there. Go, you!

False alarm.

What? What do you think, we're playing a
practical joke?

No, no, of course not.

I'm glad I left in the middle of rent.

I can always get another ticket.

For $1 ,100.

I'm sorry.

You know, I was in my yoga class and I
was so close to getting that feeling

they always talk about that you're
supposed to get.

Almost got it.

Didn't get it. Thanks.

Well, it doesn't matter to me. I was in
the middle of a souffle.

It'll keep.

Sorry.

If... I leave now. I can just make the
last ten minutes of my shrink

appointment. For God's sake. Please,
please don't.

I got nothing to do.

Go home.

Thanks for coming, though.

It's hard for me to imagine that someday
this ring will fit on my finger again.

And you know what? If it doesn't...
It'll still love me.

Yeah, no, I'm saying we could get it
sized.

Maybe.

Take a little walk with moi.

What are you doing?

You'll see what I'm doing.

You'll see who's doing and who's not.

Oh, no, really?

Come on, come on.

Joan said this might help induce labor.

And that's why you're doing it? Mm -hmm.

One reason.

If I was falling out of a plane, I'd be
more in the mood to do this than I am

right now.

Well, I would call the airlines.

It could be months before we do this
again.

I'll keep myself amused.

Oh, the way you talk. Sure.

Anything?

Anything. That was amazing. You're a
genius.

Well, okay.

Okay, but no action?

Why don't you just relax and enjoy the
moment?

Sorry, I'm just very goal -oriented.

You're putting a lot of pressure on
yourself. That was wonderful.

Well, I don't know.

To me, this was another failure.

We're trying to have a baby here. I
don't understand why is it so hard.

People do it. You know, people, every
day, millions of people have babies

day. Idiots can do it.

Idiots have an easier time giving birth
than we do. You know, hillbillies,

sailors, chickens.

Honey? You know, I love you very much,
but look at the way nature works. You

never see a chicken squat down and go,
whoop, false alarm.

No, we're... For the chicken, if they
splat, you know there's going to be an

coming out of their ass. Oh, my dear.

Is it their ass? I don't even know. I
haven't been on a farm in, like, ever.

Where did you go?

What did Joan say about the water
breaking?

She said that's when it's it. That's
when there's no turning around. It's

Why?

My water just broke.

Well, you better did, baby.

Oh, all right.

I'm just saying, you see, you don't need
anybody but me.

You know what?

You're right.

Am I?

You bet you are.

You're the captain.

You're the leader.

You're the pilot and you're my coach.

I'm putting my money on you.

My faith is in you. Our life is in your
hands.

Maybe we should call somebody.

Well, look who's here.

The girl who cried labor.

My water broke. Thank God.

Are you ready? I am. Oh, excuse me. We
were here first.

Here first?

That's right. We came in before you did
so. We should be taken in first.

Not that it makes any difference, but I
don't think you actually did come in

first. I beg to differ.

I've been in here nine times this week.
Does that count for anything?

Not to me. Today we were here first.
Tomorrow, I don't care.

Listen, I'm sure you're feeling anxious.
I know I am. No, no, no. I'm not

anxious at all. I'm just first. See, no
one's cutting in line on my birth.

It's not a deli counter. It certainly
is.

Erwin, come on home. Let's go. We're
first.

Excuse us.

What was that all about?

Apparently she was first.

First? What difference does that make?

That's what I said. Are we ready now?

Yes.

Wait, wait, stop.

What? Oh, my God, my ring.

What, your wedding ring? Yes, I've been
wearing it around my neck so I'd have it

when this happened, and then I took it
off when we had sex.

You had sex?

Oh, I threw it in the drawer. Okay, so,
sweetie, we know where it is. It's not

lost. We'll get it after. No, no, no,
no, no, now, please.

Now? Yes, please. I don't want to have
this baby without that ring.

Why? Because I want it. You wanted this
second.

Why are you arguing with me?

Because I don't want to leave you now.
We should be doing this together.

Paul, I need that ring. Come on, man.
She needs the ring.

Is it time for that?

How long will it take you?

What, 20 minutes?

Oh, yeah. You got time.

I will get the ring.

Are you going to be okay by yourself?
I'll be fine.

You're going to call someone.

No. You're going to call somebody,
aren't you? I'm not calling anybody.

All right, good, because you don't have
to. I'm going to be right back and take

care of you.

All right. Please don't have the baby
until I get back.

Hurry. All right.

Whoa, there. Hey, man. Whoa, there. That
was fast. That must be some kind of

record or some such.

Congrats. Congrats.

Congrats. Congrats there, Mr.

Daddy. Yeah. So where is a little tight?
No, no, no. It's not time yet, Matt.

Jamie forgot her ring. Oh, her ring?
Yeah. What did she need a ring for?

It's a symbol. It's a good luck charm.
She needs it.

Oh, you know, I always had a little,
like a monkey's finger I kept in a

tube. Yeah, there we go. Got it, got it.
All right. See you, Marie. Take care of

yourself, and good luck, huh? Take it.
Hoo!

Hoo!

What about that good room, Dr.
Goldwasser? When am I getting the good

Pulled to its first come, first served.
How is that? Don't you believe this,

Erwin? You just do whatever you have to
do to get me that good room, am I right,

Erwin?

How we doing?

I'm fine.

Pretty fine.

What's the good room?

Good room?

Who told you about the good room?

I heard.

What's it like?

What's it like?

It's good.

Come on.

All right.

It's like having your baby at the
Waldorf, okay?

Oh. How do you get it?

Well, actually, it's first come, first
served. Well, I'm ready. I'm ready to go

right now. I'm totally... I feel pretty
ready to go. Believe me, you're not.

Is my husband here yet? I haven't seen
him.

What about Joan?

She hasn't gotten here yet.

What's going on here?

What's all this?

I can't go through. We're shooting a
movie. Yeah, but no, my wife is having a

baby. Where is she? In the trunk?

No, she's in the hospital.

She forgot her ring, so I had to race
home to get the ring. She's sending you

home in the middle of her birth to get
her ring?

I know. We're going to have to do better
than that, pal. We just had a big

incident here. It's mayhem.

I don't know why. Why can't I just go to
that one guy? Turn around and move out

of the way. I'm going to go to one guy.
Can't I go to one guy? No. Never again.

No. One guy. What's the difference?
Excuse me. I told him I wouldn't call

anybody. Uh -huh.

Then I panicked and called everybody.

Uh -huh. No, I mean everybody.

Thank you.

Everybody I've ever had contact with in
my entire life, but nobody was home.

Jamie, it's all right.

You have nothing to worry about. You
have nothing to be concerned about.

This is my job. This is what I do.

I'm here for you now, just for you.

You psychotic little snot.

Thank you.

What?

What? You know, this better be it. I was
in the middle of kickboxing class, and

I had to run all the way down here all
sweating, and you know what?

I stink.

Is there a shower here?

I think there's one in the hall. You
know what? Is this going to get yucky?

One can only hope.

When are you taking the drugs?

I'm not going to take drugs. I'm going
to try to do this without drugs. Come

At least get the drugs. I'll take them.

The film's star, Bruce Willis, was
apparently injured today during the

of a stunt here in Manhattan while
shooting his latest film, Die Already.

quite sure what happened next, but
obviously something went horribly wrong.

Hospital spokespeople here will not
confirm or deny that rumor.

His condition is not known at this time.
You can see quite a crowd. Let's see if

we can talk to him. Sir, as a concerned
fan who's shown up to show moral

support, what would you say to Bruce
Willis if you could talk to him at this

moment? Bruce Willis?

Oh, I could care less about Bruce
Willis. My wife is about to have a baby.

trying to get upstairs.

Excuse me.

So you see fans from all over have
gathered in droves to stand vigil for

fallen idol.

Back to you, Mr. King.

Oh, this is so exciting.

To bring back memories?

Oh, yeah, the joy, the elation. Ma. The
overwhelming emotion.

Ma. This is a moment you'll never forget
in your life. What?

You were completely unconscious for the
whole thing.

Yeah, so?

Listen, here's the truth. My wife is in
maternity, and she's about to have a

baby. Look, here is my wife's wedding
ring.

Good one. Seriously, her finger is too
swollen, so she had to take it off. She

put it in the drawer. I didn't want to
believe him, but I rushed on. I went to

get the ring, and now she needs it. She
needs to have the ring before she can

have the baby. Come on.

Well, you let that guy through.

He called him Bruno.

You got to know him to call him Bruno.

No, no. I don't know the guy. Everybody
knows his nickname is Bruno.

Really?

And the first one is always the tough
one. I remember Lisa got stuck.

Her head was like a boulder. It just
wouldn't budge.

And I was screaming, get this kid out of
me. And so an orderly and a resident

climbed on top of me, and they started
pushing down and pushing, pushing, and

pushing. And finally, you squirted out.
One, two, three.

You with the hospital?

No, no.

Security? No.

The press?

No, no, no, nothing like that.

I'm trying to have a little moment of
privacy.

Thanks. What

are

you doing here?

I'm voting.

You see anybody else in here?

No. Nobody else?

Don't see anybody.

You didn't see anybody in a hospital
gown, head all bandaged?

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on.

They're gone.

Thanks.

Sure. Don't mention it.

What happened to your head?

Huh? Your head, what happened?

I fell off a 40 -foot scaffold at work,
landed on my head, and they brought me

down here for tests to say it might be a
concussion, but to be honest with you,

I don't feel that concussed.

Okay, sure.

You sure you're all right? Huh?

Are you going to be okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Okay, well, nice
to meet you.

Hey, hey! What? Hey!

My wife's about to have a baby. What are
you doing loitering around a men's room

when your wife's about to have a baby?
Well, leave me. I got a little problem

here. Do you, by any chance, know how to
get to the maternity ward?

Sorry, lady.

That's my message.

Because later, all you're pretty much
going to have to worry about is cutting

them grapes in half.

Grapes? Yeah, you got to cut the grapes
in half. They got them tiny little

windpipes, you know? Oh, sure. Okay. You
got it? Sure. So strong now, and later,

cut grapes.

You got it. Okay.

Oh, this is important. Your right hand
or the left hand?

Right hand. Okay, good.

During delivery, give her your hand to
hold, but be careful.

She gets a hold of that right hand,
she'll squeeze it like a sock puppet.

won't be able to sign your name for a
year.

So don't give her the right hand, cut
the grapes. Okay.

I can remember all this stuff. You'll be
all right. Yeah, okay. You'll be all

right. You'll be fine. Yeah.

Listen, if I can do it, you can do it.
Yeah, okay. This is very helpful. Thanks

a lot, Minister. You had no idea. You're
welcome. Can I give you a hug?

Hey.

Okay. All right. Good.

Good.

I'll give you a little kiss.

You want to make out a little bit?

My breasts were never bigger. I loved
it. I was actually zombie -ish. For the

first time in my life, men actually
talked to me and stared at my chest.

be full or busted, dear.

Sure, I was bigger, but I had ankles to
match.

Of course, when I stopped breastfeeding,
they looked like a couple of empty gym

socks.

and I'm still taking it off. Well, I
lost the weight, but my body is shot.

Well, bikinis are a thing of the past.
You know,

I have a hell of a time putting on
weight.

Wait,

wait, wait. And what about sex?

Where's Paul?

You picking any names yet?

Names? Well, we got a few thoughts.

You have any ideas?

What are your kids' names?

Rumor, Scout, and Tallulah Bell.

We'll think of something, I'm sure.

Come on. Are you serious?

Yeah, come on.

Ready?

And go.

Whoa.

What happened to him? He went home to
get my ring. It should have taken him

minutes. I don't understand what
happened. Honey, honey, honey, come

go look for him. Absolutely.

He'll be here.

Are you sure this is the fastest way to
the maternity

ward?

my darling.

Daddy, you're here.

I wouldn't be any place else in the
world but here.

I'm so glad.

Look at this little face.

This is the same sweet little face you
had when you were 11.

I really never dreamed that we'd be here
together like this.

You about to become a mama.

And me about to become a grandpa.

Me neither.

But still, you're my little girl.

You promise?

Oh, promise.

Cross my heart.

Okay, take it easy. You're going?

No, I'm not going.

I'm just going to wait outside.

And I'll be out there.

You need me.

Okay. Okay.

Contractions are getting closer
together.

Do you want something?

No, not yet.

We can't wait anymore.

It's time to move you now.

But not without Paul.

Jamie, it's not me. I'd wait for him all
day. It's the baby. He's very

impatient. We've got to go. I don't want
to do this without Paul. Honey, you're

going to make a great story.

Let's go.

Come here. Come here.

Thank God. What happened? Is everything
okay?

Yeah, fine, fine, fine. No problem.
Look, here's your ring. Forget about the

ring. I don't care about the ring.

Oh,

don't tell me that now.

Come on. Come on. Let's move it. I want
to get the good room.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey. Oh.

All right, look.

I'm Paul. We were here first.

Actually, I don't think so. I think it's
a tie.

You wish it was a tie. You wish it was a
tie. We are getting the good room. You

and what army? Oh, I'm shaking.

Joan. Ben.

All right, how dilated is this one?
Seven centimeters.

Mine's eight. Yes.

Contractions? Five minutes apart.

Four. Liar. Read them and weep.

Oh, here comes one. Me too, me too. Oh,
no.

She gets one. She gets one. She has to
have one.

Hey, hey, hey.

Dr. Eckstein. What is going on here? The
good room, sir.

Again?

Every damn day the good room.

I'm sick of the good room. I'm closing
the good room. Not today, you're not. No

way. What if I say neither one of you
gets the good room? What if I reach down

your throat and deliver your colon? How
would you like that?

Very nice. Oh, you're a bargain over
here. Oh, for God's sakes. Look at you

You're both going to be parents. You
should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'm not. Me neither.

Well, you two just work it out like
mature people.

You want to shoot for us?

Odds are evens.

How do you put out two fingers?

Leave me alone.

You hide the good room in the palm of
your hand.

Oh, God.

Contraction?

Okay. All right.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Want to try another position?

Good,

good, good. There you go.

Hello? Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Yeah, she's fine.

She's fine.

Why did you call me?

I wasn't here yet, so she was just a
little scared.

So you called me.

Well, I can understand that.

It's not what you think. I called
everybody I know.

Interestingly, I don't see anybody else
here.

All right, Ellen, you know what? I'm
here now, so you can go.

Okay. But if you need me, well,
obviously you have my number. Oh, don't

-interpret that. I just never took it
out of my book. I don't have your

but whatever.

It was nice of you to think of me at the
most important moment of your life.

Somebody kill him and blame me.

Okay. Nice seeing you again, Pete.

That sort of stuff doesn't happen in a
good room.

You threw it, Jamie.

There you go. Good girl.

Do you want something for the pain?

If I want something, I'll say.

All right, just let me know.

Hi, honey. It's Mommy.

Honey?

Oh, honey.

Why are you in so much pain?

Maybe because it hurts like hell.

Hello.

Excuse me.

Could I talk to you for a second? Sure.

Why don't you give her something for the
pain? Why are you letting her lie there

and suffer like that? Mrs. Stamford. My
baby is in pain.

Why are you just standing there? Why
don't you do something? Give her a drip.

My daughter is in pain here.

Somebody help her.

Help her, somebody. Come on.

Wild birth.

Are you out of your mind?

You should feel so much better.

Breathe.

Why is it so noisy and crowded in here?
Jamie, they have to do this.

Don't even pay attention to them.

You just focus on what you... Don't
talk.

Just me?

Yes. I'm not allowed to talk? Please.

Joan just talked. If anybody can talk,
it's not you.

You just don't understand why I'm the
only one on that. Are you kidding me

You're going to pick a fight with me
now? You're going to start with me now?

Do you have to do this now?

Don't worry about her.

I hate her. It's all right.

I love you.

What are you doing?

What's the matter with you? Why aren't
you saying something?

Mel? Yes?

Now it's okay to talk?

Yes. Oh, no, no, no. It's just during a
contraction. I can't stand the sound of

your voice. I don't...

That makes sense. What about the
epidural? No, not yet.

All right.

Sweetie, I love you. Oh, I love you so
much.

My God.

You think about the fact... You remember
when we first started... Wait, shut up.

I'm having another...

She's

100 % effaced and completely dilated.
All right, then it's time.

Jamie, honey, listen to me.

Jamie, listen to me. You're completely
effaced and dilated. That means it's

to push. No drugs.

Now? Now.

Jamie, honey, you see, it's too late.

What? There's a certain window of
opportunity during which an epidural can

administered. And in your case, you
waited so long that, well, now... Now

The window is closed.

What? It's closed.

It's closed?

Open it. I can't.

The window is closed. No, no, no. Open
the window. The window is closed.

Break it!

What kind of doctor are you? I can't
break the window.

You're fired.

You're fired.

Come on. Get out. Leave the gloves here
and get out. I'll break the window. What

did you say again?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All right,
Jamie, you feel like pushing?

Yes. Okay, let's lift her up. All right,
push.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight.

Nine. Oh, blech!

She's pushing!

Six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

You were so good.

I'm so proud of you.

Paul, come here.

Come here.

You see that? Hey.

It's your baby's head. Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

What a beautiful head.

Sweetie's got your forehead thing going.

Okay, Jamie, now one more push.

I can't. One more push. I know it's
hard, honey, but you can. One more push

this baby will be out. Now, come on. You
ready?

You ready?

No. You ready?

No. You ready?

No. You ready?

Yeah, you can, sweetie.

Yeah, you can. You can. You can do
anything.

Okay. I can.

Yes.

Ready. Okay.

Okay. Ready. Ready. Okay.

Push. One. Push. Two. Push. Three. Good
girl.

There you go, right there.

That's it.

Hey, hey. Look who's here.

Hi.

Hi, little baby.

Hey.

That's your mommy.

I'm your daddy.

Well, welcome to the world.

Then we will be your host.

Yes.

You know what?

What?

Turns out, this is the good room.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday,

dear. What's the name?

My tongue's still working.

Happy birthday to you.