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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:03,390 All right, little baby, listen to me. 2 00:00:04,310 --> 00:00:09,470 The game is played on a diamond with four bases 90 feet apart. 3 00:00:10,430 --> 00:00:15,030 Now, the object is to hit the ball and run around all the bases more times than 4 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:16,870 your opponent who's pitching you the ball. 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,930 Now, when you hit the ball, you run the first. 6 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:26,050 Now, if the fielders don't catch the ball before it hits the ground, then 7 00:00:26,050 --> 00:00:28,850 you do is... I'll tell you the rest tomorrow. 8 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:44,270 Okay, the baby loves James Taylor, loves Bonnie Raitt, not so sure about 9 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:46,210 Sinatra. Which Sinatra did you play? 10 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:47,430 This one. 11 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:48,730 Live at the Sands? 12 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:49,909 Yeah. 13 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:51,490 You play this for the baby? 14 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:52,950 Yeah, so? 15 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:58,290 You don't play Sinatra at the Sands for a fetus. Everybody knows that. 16 00:00:58,530 --> 00:00:59,530 Why? 17 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:03,530 Because it's live at the Sands. It's loud and brassy. 18 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:07,710 Plus, Las Vegas, you know, it's smoky, it's gambling, baby doesn't need that. 19 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:09,390 I'll tell you what was a big hit. 20 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:12,300 The soundtrack to Guys and Dolls. Really? 21 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,360 See? Her daddy loves show tunes. I thought she ought to know. 22 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,600 Well, thank you. 23 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,580 Did you play him your Hungarian chants? 24 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,220 Bulgarian. Whatever. 25 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:23,420 Yes. And? 26 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:24,900 Loved it. 27 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,600 Really? Yes. 28 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,840 How do you know? 29 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,880 Because. I'm the mommy. I can tell. 30 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,940 Bulgarian chants and Sinatra. I want the baby to know who we are. 31 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,680 How much do you think a baby could know? 32 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,280 A lot. 33 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,620 Everything. 34 00:01:39,479 --> 00:01:43,180 What is this baby? It's a combination of you and me. Everything we are, 35 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:45,200 everything we've been through, right in there. 36 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,059 Is that true? 37 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,060 I believe it is. 38 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:51,300 Yeah. Hey, you think that's true, little baby? 39 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:52,940 Is that true? 40 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,240 What do you know? 41 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,280 Honey, that tickles. 42 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Honey. 43 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,920 How much do you know? 44 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,440 Honey. 45 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,740 Honey, honey, honey, honey. 46 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,640 Honey, could you take this? 47 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,310 I'm sorry, did you just call me honey? 48 00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:12,810 No. 49 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:13,910 Honey, I'm home! 50 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:15,450 I noticed. 51 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,690 How do you like being married, huh? 52 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:19,090 Isn't it great? 53 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:21,550 Ow! Oh, you're married? Yeah. 54 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:24,710 Almost three years. We thought we were gonna, but we're not. But, you know, it 55 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:25,990 doesn't mean we won't. We will, just not tonight. 56 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:27,429 Makes sense. 57 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:29,010 Really? What's she like? 58 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:30,769 My wife. 59 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:32,570 Jamie Buckman is Jamie Buckman, all right? 60 00:02:32,830 --> 00:02:33,830 Sounds perfect. 61 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:34,809 Actually, no. 62 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:37,390 Are you guys fighting? We're not fighting. Trust me, you are. 63 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:38,630 This is just how we live. 64 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,160 Nobody's right and nobody's wrong. 65 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,500 Listen to me. 66 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,600 No. 67 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,560 A little bit more right, but that's it. 68 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,380 Are they going to trust me? You lied. 69 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,480 Yeah, but if you're not going to trust me, what's the sense in lying? 70 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,720 Because it's wrong. How is this wrong? We're adults. 71 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,340 I know. All right. What do you want to do? Do you want to yell at me? You want 72 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,300 to kill me? You want to divorce me? What? Keep going. What the hell is the 73 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,279 matter with you? What? 74 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:03,600 I think we've been going at this half -assed. What does that mean? 75 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,540 It means I think we should be going at it whole -assed. 76 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,179 Amazing scream. 77 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:12,779 I won! 78 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:15,120 I won! I won! Paul, of course, thought it was him. 79 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,219 Oh, God. 80 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:18,220 In five seconds, we were done, and I was able to stretch. 81 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,340 Well, she's got good points, too. 82 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,680 There's my beautiful bride. 83 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,939 Yeah, fight me. 84 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:28,960 She gets so excited about things. You know, she's genuinely surprised when we 85 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:29,960 don't win the lottery. 86 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,980 You know, she calls me on stuff when I'm making myself crazy. 87 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,960 Your job is to stop me from doing something idiotic. Idiotic? I can do 88 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,240 myself. Going to a wedding without pants? 89 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:41,600 You bet. Let him see who the best man really is. 90 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:48,660 How about some clams? Would you want more fun than 91 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,580 this? All right, one more. 92 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:57,940 Get the Larry plate, the Moe plate, the Curly plate, and as our gift to you, the 93 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:59,180 Chip Salad Bowl. 94 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:05,030 No. Jamie's sitting there, she looks, you know, cute, like always. 95 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:10,230 What? The light hit her face in a funny way, and I never noticed it. She looks 96 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,610 like, she reminds me of the guy in The Silence of the Lambs. 97 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,390 How did this happen? I used to be out there all the time. 98 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:22,150 I frizzed my hair, I wore hats, I slept with artists. 99 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:26,110 Don't vomit in front of me. You know what happens if you vomit in front of 100 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,190 Ow, ow! 101 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,430 You letting your hair grow out? No. 102 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,150 It's like harder or something. 103 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:41,470 I would like to punch you so hard. Pardon me. 104 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:45,450 I'll give you one million dollars to sleep with your mom. 105 00:04:47,230 --> 00:04:49,290 Great. Let me ask you something. What happened? Oh, 106 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:51,070 I think I heard something. 107 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,490 What? 108 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:54,530 What? What? 109 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:56,730 What? What? What? 110 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,990 What? Oh, my God. 111 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:00,410 What? What? 112 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,100 Wow. Oh, God. Wow. 113 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:08,620 Wow. What? 114 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,160 Wow. 115 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,240 Wow. 116 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,020 Wow? 117 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,740 You're going to say wow? You don't get to say wow. You're not entitled to a wow 118 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,740 on this one. 119 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:51,910 Did you just kiss me? 120 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:54,750 No. 121 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:58,270 I love you. This is what I'm trying to say. 122 00:05:58,690 --> 00:05:59,690 Am I stupid? 123 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:01,030 I don't know what you're talking about. 124 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,470 I don't get it. I don't get it. What? 125 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,730 How? How? 126 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:05,549 No reason. 127 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:10,130 All right. I got an idea. I got an idea. Here's an idea. I got an idea. This was 128 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,130 a big mistake. 129 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:12,790 You're so pathetic. 130 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:15,290 I was going to say. I'm shocked. 131 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:16,590 I'm stunned. 132 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:21,240 flummoxed. You talk your way, I'll talk right. I talk right. 133 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,840 Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 134 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,039 I see. 135 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,300 Told you, I think I just get some bacon. I don't know, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 136 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,260 I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 137 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,900 Baby, I'm the greatest 138 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:58,960 Okay, 139 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:04,860 but can you pee standing up 140 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:10,300 I 141 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:15,400 Have a dream 142 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:22,570 I have a dream, and it involves the two of us in a beautiful house. 143 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:26,890 Nothing big, you know, nice yard, maybe three -quarters of an acre. A house. A 144 00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:31,130 house with us and our things and little usses, you know, small usses. 145 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,750 Maybe three. You always want the three, right? Maybe. 146 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,850 You know, maybe not three, because the middle kid is always screwed up. 147 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,560 What is the matter? 148 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,660 You're a strange, amazing man. 149 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,980 Okay, so I lied. 150 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:00,060 I wish that cabana boy would rub some lotion on my back. 151 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,340 I'm not doing Pedro. 152 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,880 Who is it? 153 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:07,540 Si, senor, esta Pedro. 154 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,180 Should we start trying? 155 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,500 Now? From now on? 156 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,600 Maybe. Really? 157 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:20,320 Are you sure? No, I'm not sure. But we're going to start trying. Yeah. Oh, 158 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,760 God. What? I'm the mommy. 159 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,460 You know what? This is too much pressure. 160 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:26,000 Seriously, I'm the mommy. I know. Listen, believe me. 161 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:31,680 I know it's not fair. It's so not fair. You know, if I could have the kid... 162 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,520 Don't even start. You'd have one cramp and kill yourself. 163 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:35,039 Shut up. 164 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,679 We don't stare, sweetheart. 165 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:49,920 Trust 166 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:56,760 me, 167 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,980 it gets so much worse than this. 168 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,860 What? What's the matter? 169 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,940 Hit me again! 170 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,180 Oh, my God! 171 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,040 Hello. Hello. 172 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,400 Hello. Yes. 173 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,620 Yes. What are you doing? Just, uh, chanting. 174 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,020 What were you chanting? 175 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,460 Oh, Oklahoma. 176 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:32,560 Music and passion are always the fashion at the Copa. 177 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,540 My sleepwalkers. 178 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:47,310 Your cheating heart will tell on you. 179 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,450 See, 180 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,190 I don't even think the baby can hear us. 181 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,510 Who? What? 182 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,420 I think the baby just moved. 183 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:19,920 Make the baby move again. 184 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,720 I can't. Why not? 185 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:28,660 Why not? I don't have control over it. Hey, baby, listen to me. Hey, can you 186 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:29,219 hear us? 187 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,820 Hey, knock, knock. 188 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:35,680 Sweetie? 189 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,340 Sweetie? 190 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,600 Sweetie? 191 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,120 Sweetie, may I see you in the kitchen, please? 192 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,040 What? What is it now? I just have to leave the window open for the dog. 193 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,340 Is this a bad time? 194 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,600 It won't take a minute. Is this a bad time? Is this a bad time? I don't know. 195 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,600 depends on what you want. 196 00:10:56,620 --> 00:11:00,800 I hope this isn't a bad time. I wanted you to be the first to know in person. 197 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:02,980 Is this a bad time? No. 198 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,520 Hey, guess who's home? 199 00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:14,350 Hey. Okay, I'm here. Show me the changes. 200 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:15,570 You I like. 201 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,470 All I could think about was coming home to see you. 202 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:22,130 That is so sweet. 203 00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:27,450 Surprise. There he is. Surprise. 204 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:28,849 There he is. 205 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:29,850 Surprise. 206 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,250 I want you. 207 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,890 And guess what? Careful. 208 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:38,110 Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm late. 209 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,700 Oh, bye. 210 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,880 I'm worried. 211 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,780 I'm worried about race. 212 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,600 Too much, too much. 213 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,560 The peach is very intrusive. It will dominate the drink. 214 00:11:57,020 --> 00:12:01,940 The flesh of the peach, folks, is amazing. 215 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,580 It's like Hitler. 216 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,780 Sweetie, will you be back by six? 217 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,380 All right, because you've got the thing tonight. 218 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,640 Okay. I'll see you later. 219 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,420 Chocolate pudding? 220 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,340 Ow! My tooth. 221 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,000 I think I've got a cavity. 222 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,580 Why don't you eat more cookies? 223 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,400 I'm a cookie. 224 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,350 I smell turkey. 225 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,570 Noodles and tomato sauce. 226 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,410 Cheese on top. 227 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,590 All right, shall we? 228 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:59,150 Egypt makes beer? 229 00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:02,930 Twinkie filling. 230 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,530 Eggs and battery. 231 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,050 Hey, do we still have bananas, or did you finish them? 232 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:11,130 Yeah. Yes, what? Yes, you finished them, or yes, we have no bananas? 233 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,030 Hi. You guys want the usual? 234 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:18,670 Sure, why not? 235 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:19,850 And that would be what? 236 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,350 You got some very impressive credits there, seriously. 237 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,770 Is this all true? 238 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,270 A lot of it's true. 239 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:28,569 Some bread? 240 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:29,570 Oh, no, thanks. 241 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,410 Did you know that in ten ounces of meat, two ounces are blood? 242 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,390 That's so funny. I work at a bank. 243 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:45,950 What are you doing? I was just sitting. Where? Right here. Where? At your table. 244 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,150 Where at my table? In the chair. 245 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,930 What chair? This chair. Whose chair? 246 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:50,109 Your chair. 247 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,970 We have a little order here. 248 00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:55,390 You're blocking readers. Yes, we're blocking readers. 249 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,410 You're on TV. I'm on TV. 250 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:02,630 People never think I'm funny, but I can be funny too, you know. I suppose it's 251 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,730 true that people have a certain image of you. 252 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,310 What kind of image? 253 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,840 What do they have? 254 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:16,280 Who knows? You know, I suppose, you know, not that you were responsible for 255 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280 breaking up the... Okay. 256 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,140 Everything you do is just right. 257 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,500 That's what I think. Thank you. 258 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,380 You know, I'm so full I could puke. 259 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,140 Shut up. I'll stand back. 260 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,320 This is going to be very spectacular. 261 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,700 Something seems to be amiss. Something is wrong. 262 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,040 The ball has stopped at three. 263 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,260 Oh, sure. 264 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,620 The one year I decide to stay home. 265 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:52,260 Oops. 266 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,820 Remember what men think when girls give in on the first date? 267 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,940 Yippee. You do these things without thinking. 268 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,079 That's how I live. 269 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,240 I just close my eyes and I leave. Yeah, well, I'm running all over town with a 270 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,240 net. Who's a net? 271 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,080 You're the king. Here I go. Wow. 272 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,960 That Lisa, she's so sweet. 273 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,720 Yeah, I guess she is. You two are so different. 274 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,340 I'm turning off the lights in the kitchen. 275 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,120 You know, this is the first time that you and I have been alone together, I 276 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,120 mean, without Paul around. 277 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,120 My God, can't you skip a night? 278 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:04,580 You want me to change the way I talk? Okay, I'll change the way I talk! 279 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,380 I'll take care of the kitchen. 280 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,620 See, this is why we turned out this way. This is what I'm saying. This is what 281 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,360 I'm saying. I'm saying. We're all saying the same thing. 282 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:15,580 What? 283 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,080 What's wrong with you? Hey, hey, hey. 284 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,560 What is the... 285 00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:25,040 What is the matter with you? 286 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,760 We hold them together, a little circle of friends. That's our job. 287 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,340 Hey, Mom. How you doing? I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. You doing good? I'm 288 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,060 I'm good. Yeah, good, good, good. How did we get that job? Because we're the 289 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,060 least crazy. 290 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,740 Yeah, but by a little, by so little. 291 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,540 Where's the broad? 292 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,080 Hey, I love you. 293 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,080 She's so... And he's so... 294 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,580 I was picking up Fran, and Fran's picking up Mark. 295 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,580 You guys having fun? 296 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,560 Good. How's it going? 297 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,880 I feel good. Feel my ass. I wear these. 298 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:07,660 I think I spilled some paint on one of your shirts. 299 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,420 Oh, don't worry about it. It's Mark's. 300 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,780 What do you do? 301 00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:13,579 Have fun. 302 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,440 You know what it's like to just have fun? 303 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:19,880 Why would you tell him that? You know all these... 304 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,140 riddled with anxiety. You just don't go tell him something like that. 305 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,119 Listen, you don't think the pants are a little too short? 306 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:31,960 No matter when I die, it's gonna piss me off. 307 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,860 You think the world is gonna be a poorer place because you have not produced an 308 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,080 heir? In my opinion, that is no reason to have kids. It's just pure ego. 309 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:44,840 A child, Wally, should be the product of the natural, organic love between two 310 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,840 committed people. 311 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,320 Now, please, can we watch the porno channel? 312 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,060 Dad! 313 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,960 Wow. You guys ever have a marriage that just fell to crap? 314 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,740 Yeah. 315 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,060 Hey, one more time. 316 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,280 Honey, it's a baby, not a dog. 317 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,340 What if you put a piece of kibble on your belly? There's a good idea. 318 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,360 Because kibble usually works. 319 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,840 Come on, baby. Hey. 320 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,920 Mary, roll over. 321 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:18,620 Let's go. 322 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Let's go. 323 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,880 This is no. 324 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,020 Murray! Yeah? 325 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,660 Murray's a dog! 326 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,280 Murray's a dog! 327 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,480 You know what I like about you, Murray? 328 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,280 You listen. You, you pay attention. 329 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,880 Honey, you're squabbling. 330 00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:51,970 Sweetie, I don't want to. 331 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:53,790 Go put your clothes on. 332 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:56,929 He's a dog. 333 00:18:56,930 --> 00:19:00,170 Yeah, well, he can't keep using that as an excuse. His last bowel movement. 334 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,410 Monday. Monday. Oh, can you believe this? 335 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:07,450 Saturday. I would like to loosely cup your dog's testicles. 336 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,650 This is what I'm saying to you. 337 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,030 No. 338 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,850 I told you not to go in there. 339 00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:56,990 I'm, uh, I'm thinking soup, but they only have fish. 340 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,550 We're here to discuss future, Master Pat. 341 00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,870 Well, what was the point of the whole thing? We had fun, didn't we? 342 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,760 You got a beautiful wife? 343 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,260 Yeah. You love her? 344 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,500 Sure. Does she love you? 345 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,700 Yeah. You got more than three pairs of pants? 346 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,920 Yeah. There you go. 347 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,980 Where? To the future. 348 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:33,440 I'll mine the past and you giddy up to the future. 349 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,760 You want to know how beautiful this baby would be? 350 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,790 You know they say every baby chooses its parents? 351 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:54,649 Mm -hmm. 352 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,570 Why do you think this baby chose us? 353 00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,130 I don't know. 354 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:03,330 I mean, out of everyone on the whole planet, this baby said, I want them. 355 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,170 In apartment 11D. 356 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:11,310 Well, it's a very interesting question. Oh, hey, hey, hey. 357 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:12,510 What's the difference? 358 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:50,580 Get fired. 24623