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- [keyboard keys clacking] - [announcer] Brought to you by

Dr. Clackmann's ultra-loud keyboards.

- Fireworks for your fingers. - [keyboard keys clacking]

[doorbell rings]

Marty, baby! I am so stoked.

[Martin] Now's not a good time.

We're getting married!

You are? That's amazing!

And Marty, bro, I want you to be my best man.

Me? Why?

You basically introduced us!

A few months ago, I asked you to give me a ride

to the mechanic's and you said no,

so I had to go to the tram station

where I met Cherry, aka The Perm!

Besides, we're best buds!

[? quirky music playing]

Cherry, tell me everything!

Also, do you have a flower girl yet, or...

Look, Pone, surely there's somebody else you'd rather ask.

Not a wedding guy? Hmm.

Maybe I should rethink this whole thing,

'cause I just realized, when I get married,

I'm gonna see so much less of you.

We're moving to The Perm's pad

- all the way across town. - [? bright musical sting plays]

No! Don't rethink. Of course I'll be your best man.

This wedding's going to go off without a hitch.

Aw, bro.

[? quirky music playing]

So we all got to work together to make sure

this wedding goes off without a hitch.

[imitates kissing]

'Cause if not, I'm gonna be stuck living next to that guy

for the rest of my life.

[imitates kiss]

[overlapping mumbling]

- You go. - Aww. Cake.

Okay, we don't technically love why you're doing this,

but we do all love a good wedding, so we're in.

I'll take it.

- [? thrilling music playing] - [Martin] Beryl, Barry, you're on wedding planner duty.

Make sure they've got everything they'll need.

Kiff, you're assigned to The Perm.

Stick to her like glue

and be ready to warm up any possible cold feet.

As for me, I'll be...

[dispiritedly] ...with Pone.

[? upbeat music playing]

[The Pone groans softly]

Mm. Mm. Uh...

And now, to practice vows

while making extended intense eye contact.

[? soft organ music playing]

[? music stops]

[? upbeat music playing]

I hope my family's having an easier time

with the wedding prep.

[? music concludes]

[Kiff] Cherry spotted.

[grunts]

La la lilo! The curse! [gasps]

Oh, no, Ma. Not the curse.

What curse?

- [? ominous music playing] - In our family, when a flower girl trips

over an ottoman before the wedding,

it means the marriage is doomed.

[gasps] My superstitious heart.

- [gasps] - [? music concludes]

An ottoman? So specific.

I know it's kooky.

I don't believe any of it, but unfortunately, Mama does.

She won't come to the wedding now,

and I can't get married without Ma there.

Don't worry, Cherry. I'll- I'll fix this... somehow.

I just have to convince Mama Berry

that we aren't cursed.

Uh...

All right, number one. Order the wedding cake.

- [? quirky music playing] - Wedding cake. Wedding cake.

Mm.

And... done.

Oh, great. Uh, next, venue.

Got it.

- Done. - Hire the officiant.

[Barry] Mm. Oh, uh...

Yes. Yep. Mm-hmm.

- And... done. - [keyboard key clacks]

Wow, Barry, you are so fast on that computer.

Aw, thank you. It's generational.

Well, the only thing we have left

is the wedding license at city hall.

Oh, isn't that right by Caf� Penguino?

I'd say we've earned ourselves a little lunch treat

after all this hard wedding planning.

- Ooh, yes. [laughs] - [chuckles]

You're so much like Kiff, and that's what I like.

Sick! That's all of our best-manning groom duties done.

We crushed it.

[Martin] Thank goodness. I mean, uh... uh, dope.

Now, on to the bachelor activities!

[? upbeat music playing]

[screams]

[chuckles]

[farts]

[muffled laughter]

[both laughing]

Whoa!

[both laughing]

? Best buds forever that's what we are ?

? It's just he and I together ?

[chuckles]

? And it's always a groovy time ?

- [crowd cheers] - Martin!

- Yes! - [laughs]

[? quirky music plays, fades]

Tea? Cookies?

- Oh, yes. Why not? - [Cherry] That sounds wonderful.

Okay, so, is one of you going to make that stuff or...

[Mama Berry sighs]

Helen, Cherry's mom thinks her wedding is cursed.

- [chuckles] Oh, please. - [? quirky music playing]

Wedding curses aren't real.

Everybody knows that.

But Mama B is convinced they are.

Please, she'll listen to you because you're a real witch.

We need you to pretend to do some kind of anti-curse ritual

so she'll attend the wedding.

Yes, I don't like to help if I can help it,

but perhaps I could make an exception

in exchange for a piece of wedding cake?

Easy. Done.

I don't think you understand.

I want the first piece of wedding cake

before the bride and groom get any.

Everybody knows it's the best piece,

and I'm sick and tired of being a second slice Sally.

[hesitantly] Okay.

Sure, I'll make it happen. Just hurry.

[? suspenseful music playing]

[mumbling indistinctly]

Chair of ottoman curse, I now pronounce you reversed!

- [grunts] Hey! [sneezes] - [? music stops]

She never puts that much effort into her actual spells.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, Miss Horrible Witchy.

You have saved my daughter's marriage.

Now, I can attend the wedding without fear.

One marriage license, please.

No rush. The wedding's not for another hour,

so we got plenty of time.

Hey, Barry, what time is the cake getting delivered

to the venue?

Delivered? Venue? I... How should I know?

What do you mean? You booked them.

Days ago, when you were on the computer,

you said they were done.

I meant I was done typing it in. I was making the list.

No, we had a list. I was reading you the list.

I thought you were booking everything online.

I'm a child. You thought I... No, I don't have a credit card.

[? suspenseful music playing]

[both] We have one hour to plan an entire wedding!

[? music concludes]

[? quirky music playing]

But we've never played instruments before.

Just wing it!

[Martin] Go team?

Yeah, hun. The team is The Pone and The Perm.

It makes sense.

Martin, it makes total sense. Can you be cool, please?

Why is Barry dressed like a little waiter?

He's officiating. Just be cool, hun.

How you holding up, by the way?

- [? tender music playing] - You know, it actually hasn't been that bad of a week.

It's almost a shame Pone's moving away.

Almost.

[? Felix Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" playing]

Big moment. Proud of you, dude.

Marty, I was gonna wait until the reception,

but I can't hold it in.

I told Cherry about our amazing week,

and she decided she didn't want to split up two best friends.

She's going to move in next door with me instead.

I'm never leaving.

[echoing] Never leaving. Never leaving...

But the only reason I did all this was so you'd move away.

[guests gasping]

- [? music stops] - [Helen grumbles]

[? suspenseful music playing]

- [? dramatic musical sting] - [grunts, gulps]

The first piece of cake!

I knew you'd welch on our deal, Kiff!

[? tense music playing]

La la lilo! [gasps]

[? music crescendoes, concludes]

Then by the power invested in me,

you're fired as best man.

[? dramatic music plays, fades]

What happened to the music?

Come on, let's get this wedding rolling.

Poney, look around. You have no best man.

Our cake is shaped like a football

and a child is officiating the ceremony.

You're right, Babeski.

Let's cut our losses and call this thing off.

[? sorrowful instrumental music playing]

Everybody, please stay seated.

I'll admit, sometimes The Pone rubs me the wrong way,

gets in my craw.

But after spending every waking moment

with him this week, I've learned a lot about him.

And under all the stuff that's kind of annoying,

he's honestly... a really great guy.

[crowd] Aw!

La la lilo.

That's my Martin.

Pone, you're not my favorite person,

but you're this person's favorite person.

And that's a very special thing.

[? tender instrumental music playing]

[chuckles] I can't beat that.

I now pronounce you Perm and Pone.

- [? upbeat music playing] - [crowd cheering, laughing]

? Best buds forever that's what we are ?

? It's just he and I together ?

? Best buds forever that's what we are ?

? And it's always a groovy time ?

- [both laugh] - [The Pone] Yes!

You know, this turned out to be a pretty great wedding.

Bro.

It did, bro! And who knows? Maybe soon there will be

some Mini-Pones running around back here.

[overlapping babbling]

[? quirky music playing]

[? theme music playing]

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