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- [keyboard keys clacking]
- [announcer] Brought to you by
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Dr. Clackmann's
ultra-loud keyboards.
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- Fireworks for your fingers.
- [keyboard keys clacking]
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[doorbell rings]
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Marty, baby! I am so stoked.
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[Martin] Now's not a good time.
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We're getting married!
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You are? That's amazing!
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And Marty, bro,
I want you to be my best man.
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Me? Why?
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You basically introduced us!
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A few months ago,
I asked you to give me a ride
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to the mechanic's
and you said no,
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so I had to go
to the tram station
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where I met Cherry,
aka The Perm!
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Besides, we're best buds!
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[? quirky music playing]
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Cherry, tell me everything!
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Also, do you have
a flower girl yet, or...
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Look, Pone,
surely there's somebody else you'd rather ask.
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Not a wedding guy? Hmm.
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Maybe I should rethink
this whole thing,
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'cause I just realized,
when I get married,
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I'm gonna see
so much less of you.
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We're moving to The Perm's pad
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- all the way across town.
- [? bright musical sting plays]
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No! Don't rethink.
Of course I'll be your best man.
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This wedding's going to go off
without a hitch.
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Aw, bro.
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[? quirky music playing]
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So we all got to work together
to make sure
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this wedding goes off
without a hitch.
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[imitates kissing]
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'Cause if not, I'm gonna be
stuck living next to that guy
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for the rest of my life.
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[imitates kiss]
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[overlapping mumbling]
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- You go.
- Aww. Cake.
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Okay, we don't technically love
why you're doing this,
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but we do all love
a good wedding, so we're in.
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I'll take it.
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- [? thrilling music playing]
- [Martin] Beryl, Barry, you're on wedding planner duty.
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Make sure they've got
everything they'll need.
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Kiff, you're assigned
to The Perm.
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Stick to her like glue
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and be ready to warm up
any possible cold feet.
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As for me, I'll be...
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[dispiritedly] ...with Pone.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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[The Pone groans softly]
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Mm. Mm. Uh...
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And now, to practice vows
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while making extended
intense eye contact.
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[? soft organ music playing]
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[? music stops]
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[? upbeat music playing]
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I hope my family's having
an easier time
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with the wedding prep.
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[? music concludes]
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[Kiff] Cherry spotted.
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[grunts]
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La la lilo! The curse!
[gasps]
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Oh, no, Ma. Not the curse.
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What curse?
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- [? ominous music playing]
- In our family, when a flower girl trips
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over an ottoman
before the wedding,
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it means the marriage is doomed.
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[gasps] My superstitious heart.
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- [gasps]
- [? music concludes]
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An ottoman? So specific.
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I know it's kooky.
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I don't believe any of it,
but unfortunately, Mama does.
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She won't come
to the wedding now,
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and I can't get married
without Ma there.
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Don't worry, Cherry.
I'll- I'll fix this... somehow.
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I just have to convince
Mama Berry
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that we aren't cursed.
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Uh...
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All right, number one.
Order the wedding cake.
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- [? quirky music playing]
- Wedding cake. Wedding cake.
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Mm.
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And... done.
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Oh, great. Uh, next, venue.
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Got it.
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- Done.
- Hire the officiant.
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[Barry] Mm. Oh, uh...
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Yes. Yep. Mm-hmm.
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- And... done.
- [keyboard key clacks]
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Wow, Barry, you are so fast
on that computer.
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Aw, thank you.
It's generational.
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Well, the only thing
we have left
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is the wedding license
at city hall.
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Oh, isn't that right by
Caf� Penguino?
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I'd say we've earned ourselves
a little lunch treat
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after all this hard
wedding planning.
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- Ooh, yes. [laughs]
- [chuckles]
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You're so much like Kiff,
and that's what I like.
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Sick! That's all of our
best-manning groom duties done.
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We crushed it.
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[Martin] Thank goodness.
I mean, uh... uh, dope.
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Now, on to
the bachelor activities!
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[? upbeat music playing]
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[screams]
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[chuckles]
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[farts]
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[muffled laughter]
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[both laughing]
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Whoa!
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[both laughing]
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? Best buds forever
that's what we are ?
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? It's just he and I together ?
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[chuckles]
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? And it's always
a groovy time ?
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- [crowd cheers]
- Martin!
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- Yes!
- [laughs]
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[? quirky music plays, fades]
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Tea? Cookies?
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- Oh, yes. Why not?
- [Cherry] That sounds wonderful.
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Okay, so, is one of you
going to make that stuff or...
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[Mama Berry sighs]
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Helen, Cherry's mom thinks
her wedding is cursed.
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- [chuckles] Oh, please.
- [? quirky music playing]
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Wedding curses aren't real.
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Everybody knows that.
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But Mama B is convinced
they are.
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Please, she'll listen to you
because you're a real witch.
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We need you to pretend to do
some kind of anti-curse ritual
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so she'll attend the wedding.
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Yes, I don't like to help
if I can help it,
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but perhaps
I could make an exception
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in exchange for
a piece of wedding cake?
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Easy. Done.
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I don't think you understand.
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I want the first piece
of wedding cake
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before the bride and groom
get any.
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Everybody knows
it's the best piece,
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and I'm sick and tired of being
a second slice Sally.
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[hesitantly] Okay.
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Sure, I'll make it happen.
Just hurry.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[mumbling indistinctly]
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Chair of ottoman curse,
I now pronounce you reversed!
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- [grunts] Hey! [sneezes]
- [? music stops]
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She never puts that much effort
into her actual spells.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Miss Horrible Witchy.
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You have saved
my daughter's marriage.
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Now, I can attend the wedding
without fear.
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One marriage license, please.
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No rush. The wedding's not
for another hour,
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so we got plenty of time.
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Hey, Barry, what time
is the cake getting delivered
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to the venue?
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Delivered? Venue?
I... How should I know?
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What do you mean?
You booked them.
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Days ago,
when you were on the computer,
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you said they were done.
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I meant I was done typing it in.
I was making the list.
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No, we had a list.
I was reading you the list.
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I thought you were booking
everything online.
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I'm a child. You thought I...
No, I don't have a credit card.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[both] We have one hour
to plan an entire wedding!
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[? music concludes]
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[? quirky music playing]
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But we've never
played instruments before.
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Just wing it!
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[Martin] Go team?
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Yeah, hun. The team is
The Pone and The Perm.
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It makes sense.
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Martin, it makes total sense.
Can you be cool, please?
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Why is Barry dressed like
a little waiter?
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He's officiating.
Just be cool, hun.
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How you holding up, by the way?
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- [? tender music playing]
- You know, it actually hasn't been that bad of a week.
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It's almost a shame
Pone's moving away.
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Almost.
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[? Felix Mendelssohn's
"Wedding March" playing]
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Big moment. Proud of you, dude.
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Marty, I was gonna wait
until the reception,
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but I can't hold it in.
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I told Cherry about
our amazing week,
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and she decided she didn't want
to split up two best friends.
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She's going to move in
next door with me instead.
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I'm never leaving.
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[echoing] Never leaving.
Never leaving...
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But the only reason I did
all this was so you'd move away.
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[guests gasping]
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- [? music stops]
- [Helen grumbles]
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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- [? dramatic musical sting]
- [grunts, gulps]
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The first piece of cake!
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I knew you'd welch
on our deal, Kiff!
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[? tense music playing]
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La la lilo! [gasps]
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[? music crescendoes, concludes]
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Then by the power
invested in me,
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you're fired as best man.
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[? dramatic music plays, fades]
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What happened to the music?
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Come on,
let's get this wedding rolling.
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Poney, look around.
You have no best man.
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Our cake is shaped
like a football
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and a child is officiating
the ceremony.
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You're right, Babeski.
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Let's cut our losses
and call this thing off.
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[? sorrowful instrumental music
playing]
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Everybody, please stay seated.
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I'll admit, sometimes The Pone
rubs me the wrong way,
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gets in my craw.
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But after spending
every waking moment
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with him this week,
I've learned a lot about him.
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And under all the stuff
that's kind of annoying,
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he's honestly...
a really great guy.
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[crowd] Aw!
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La la lilo.
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That's my Martin.
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Pone, you're not
my favorite person,
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but you're
this person's favorite person.
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And that's a very special thing.
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[? tender instrumental
music playing]
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[chuckles] I can't beat that.
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I now pronounce you
Perm and Pone.
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- [? upbeat music playing]
- [crowd cheering, laughing]
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? Best buds forever
that's what we are ?
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? It's just he and I together ?
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? Best buds forever
that's what we are ?
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? And it's always
a groovy time ?
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- [both laugh]
- [The Pone] Yes!
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You know, this turned out
to be a pretty great wedding.
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Bro.
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It did, bro! And who knows?
Maybe soon there will be
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some Mini-Pones
running around back here.
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[overlapping babbling]
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[? quirky music playing]
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[? theme music playing]
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