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- [? theme music playing]
- ? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Yeah! ?
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- ? Kiff! ?
- [? theme music concludes]
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- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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[announcer] Brought to you
by the Department of Magical Beings.
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Even magic has rules.
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- [birds chirping]
- [? perky music playing]
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That was so nice of Glarbin
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to let me interview him
for my class essay.
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Oh, who's your essay about,
Kiff?
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- Ah, I wrote mine on...
- [tires screeching]
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[grunts, pants]
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Helen, fancy seeing you here.
I need to talk to you about my essay.
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- [Helen]
Out of my way, I'm late! - But it's about you.
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- Let's hear it.
- [inhales]
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"...and that's why
Helen's drama class
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would always be magical."
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Uh, Kiff, that needs some work.
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[gasps] What am I doing here?
[yelps]
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[grunts]
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Closed?
No, wait. It's her fault.
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If she didn't get in my way,
I'd have been here on time.
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Helen, Helen,
we've been sending you reminders
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for 17 years
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to renew your magic license,
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and you've just missed
the deadline.
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It's not fair. It's not fair.
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As per the policy
of the Regional Table Magic Tribunal,
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your magic license is revoked.
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No!
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- No!
- [? dramatic piano music plays]
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[? music concludes]
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Uh, whatcha doing, Helen?
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I can't unlock my car.
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Where's your key?
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I threw it away years ago.
I use magic to unlock it.
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Hmm. I wonder if anyone
has a hammer.
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It's no use.
There's no gas in it.
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I used magic to run it.
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- [sobs]
- [? somber music playing]
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What will I do without magic?
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Open doors all on my own,
like some regular schmo?
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- [gasps] No!
- [? music concludes]
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I feel guilty.
I did make her late.
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Well, not really, but...
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I've got to help her
adjust to normal life.
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Just look at her.
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[Helen sobbing]
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It's the least I could do.
Be her teacher.
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Okay.
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Come on, Helen.
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Let's catch a zipline
back to your apartment.
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- [? intriguing music playing]
- [wind howling]
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[doorknob rattling]
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[thud]
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Okay, from now on,
just don't lock anything.
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[? quirky music playing]
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Hungy.
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All right, let's make cereal.
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Bet you've done that
without magic.
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Nope.
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You use magic for everything?
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[? dreamy music playing]
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[? music concludes]
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Cereal is easy.
Anyone can do it.
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[? quirky music playing]
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[grunts]
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Good. Now, open the box.
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[Barry] Excellent form!
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[groans]
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What's happening?
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[groans]
I hate ripping open plastic.
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It's too much work.
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[screams]
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I'm never going to be able
to be a regular Joe Schmo.
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[? somber piano music playing]
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? I used to use magic
to tie my shoes ?
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? Now, I have to do it myself ?
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? Like a total loser ?
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? Why is everything
so hard for me? ?
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? I used to be extraordinary ?
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? Why is everything
so hard for me? ?
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? The extra's gone
I'm plain ordinary ?
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- [? music turns dramatic]
- ? My magic's gone I can't go on ?
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? I can't exist like this! ?
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? I have to wash and dry
and fold and clean ?
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? And make the shopping list! ?
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? Do I need eggs?
Do I need bread? ?
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? The endless dread ?
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? Can you please
shed some light ?
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? On this endless
shopping list crisis? ?
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It's impossible!
There's no way of knowing
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what needs to go
on a shopping list.
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And I have to change my pants?
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[shouting] How?
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- [? music turns somber]
- ? Why is everything so hard for me? ?
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? I used to be extraordinary ?
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? Why is everything
so hard for me? ?
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? The extra's gone
I'm plain ordinary ?
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? I have to make the toothbrush
go up and down ?
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? What am I?
Some kind of clown? ?
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? It's so unfair ?
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? Why is this happening? ?
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? Why is this happening ?
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? To ?
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? Me? ?
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[? music concludes]
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Helen, if life without magic
feels overwhelming,
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you're not alone.
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We all feel that way sometimes.
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Yes! Think about all the people
who never had any magic at all.
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- So sad.
- Ew!
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But you don't have to do
everything alone.
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You can ask for help.
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If you're not able to reach
something up on a high shelf,
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just ask a long-armed friend
to reach it for you.
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Oh, like...
like that box of worm chips?
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[? quirky music playing]
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Wow, it's almost
as good as magic.
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- Help.
- [? ominous music playing]
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Help.
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Help me.
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All right, Helen. We'll be back
tomorrow to check on you.
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[? music concludes]
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Morning, Helen.
We're just here to check on you.
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[loud whirring]
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Helen?
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Oh, hey, Trollie.
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You got Helen's groceries
for her? That's sweet.
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Yeah, at first I was like,
"I don't want to."
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But then Helen explained
that she didn't want to either
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and that sometimes it's okay
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to ask a long-armed friend
for help.
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Now, I'm not really a friend,
but I do have long arms.
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Anyway,
one thing led to another,
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and here I am
folding her laundry.
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- Trollie, what?
- This is madness.
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Helen, let everyone go home.
People aren't like magic.
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They're not
an infinite resource.
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You're supposed to ask for help
only when you actually need it.
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I understand.
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Trollie.
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Could you help me
by removing these two?
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I really, really need
to end this conversation.
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- [Trollie] Right, here we go.
- What? Trollie, stop!
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[grunts]
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Sorry, friends.
Helen's logic is airtight.
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[sighs] This is a mess.
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She's more of a menace
without her magic
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than she is with it.
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The only answer
is to get Helen her magic back.
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Do you have a hammock?
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I have several.
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[? whimsical music playing]
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[Helen grunting]
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[? music concludes]
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So, what's the plan
when we get there?
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My essay got us into this.
Maybe it can get us out of it.
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I'll read it to the court.
Hopefully, that'll show them
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that Helen deserves
to get her magic license back.
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Would you two stop talking?
This ride is so bumpy.
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I hate what we're doing.
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Where am I? Huh?
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[? whimsical music playing]
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[all grunt]
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[? music turns quirky]
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Hello, Magic Tribunal.
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Uh, if you're addressing us,
you need to be in the pool.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Obviously. Sorry.
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I am here to request that you
please reinstate Helen's magic.
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And I've written an essay
about her that I think-
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Uh, sorry, squirrel.
I'm gonna have to cut in there.
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Look, there's no way we,
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the Regional Table
Magic Tribunal,
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are listening to an essay about
Helen written by a child. Okay?
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We failed. Helen's never
getting her magic back.
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[tribunal member] What? Oh, no.
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No, she- she can have
her magic back.
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She just has to fill out
a renewal form.
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- Are you kidding me?
- What?
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You could just renew
your magic license this whole time?
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Kiff, I feel like
I've been pretty clear.
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I don't do forms.
They're very tedious.
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[grunts] Fine. I'll do it.
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[tribunal member] Uh, no.
Helen has to fill out this form herself.
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We'll only accept
a witch signature
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in Helen's handwriting.
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- No, no!
- [? dramatic music playing]
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Helen, listen to me.
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This is what being
a regular schmo is.
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It's all breaking down boxes,
charging your earbuds,
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and filling out forms.
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You're so lucky
that you get to avoid all that
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for the rest of your life.
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But you just have to fill out
this one form.
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[sniffles]
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I'll try.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[groaning, breathing heavily]
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[Kiff] Pen to paper. Okay, good.
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[groans]
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[Barry] Helen, come on!
You can do this!
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- Come on, Helen!
- It's so boring! I can't!
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- That's it, Helen!
- [groans]
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[Kiff] You got it. Okay.
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[grunting] I hate this!
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Uh, you can't give up now!
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You just have to sign!
Just sign it!
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- [groans] That's the worst part!
- [? music crescendoes]
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[screams]
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- [sighs]
- [? music concludes]
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- Yeah! She did it!
- Go, Helen! Go, Helen!
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That was awful!
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Good enough.
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[? angelic choral music playing]
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I'm magic! [laughs]
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I'm better than you again!
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[laughing]
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- [? music concludes]
- I'm proud of you, Helen.
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And I think you learned
a valuable-
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So long, dorks!
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Hello, Trollie?
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You can stop folding
Helen's laundry.
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- [? quirky music plays]
- [Kiff] Yeah, you're welcome.
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