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You scared me.

Hey, good morning.

Good morning.

How's your morning going already?

Good, just making some coffee.

Nice. Well, I was just playing that video game I always play on your phone.

Video games? You still play video games? Aren't you going to college?

I mean, yeah, but, you know, I like to dabble in some games sometimes.

But, whatever, point is, anyways, I kind of was playing and I...

was getting these random messages from all these random numbers.

305, 654, you know, 76.

And they were sending a bunch of pictures.

Oh, my God. How do you have that? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look, they were sending me this one, that.

What? Yeah, they sent me. Why?

I don't know why they were sending your phone pictures of their dicks. Oh, my

God. Maybe you want to explain it to me before.

You explain it to my uncle?

I don't know.

I think... I don't even know how you have that. I just... Look.

I transferred it to my phone. I just looked.

I just looked. I don't do anything wrong.

I mean, there's random guys just sending you their dicks. I mean, what is the

point of that? Like, why are you... Please don't tell. Please don't tell.

Like, this...

This is ridiculous. I don't know why that happened, but I... Please don't

I mean, it looks like you should know.

What is it about this? Just be honest with me, auntie. I don't know. I just

to look.

You just like to look? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hold up. I'm not deleting those.

You have to delete those. I'm not.

I'm actually just maybe going to just tell my uncle. I mean, it's such a shame

that you'd be doing that. Why are you cheating on him?

No, I'm not cheating, I swear. I just like to get pictures. What can we do to

make this go away?

What do you mean you like to get pictures? I just look at the pictures, I

know.

What? Yeah. So you like... Are you looking at my tits?

No, not at all, not at all.

So anyways, you like to look at random guys' dicks?

Yeah, I don't... Why? No, I don't know.

Is it turning on or something?

Yes. Kind of weird, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, can we just let this go? What do I have to do to make this go

away?

Hmm.

Well, I was seeing some of the dicks that they were sending, all these guys.

Okay. And they don't really have something that's up to your standard, I

What's my standard?

I don't know. You're so attractive.

You know, you have a nice body.

Johnny, are you trying to fuck me?

No. Whoa.

Listen, I just wanted to see if, what, you like to do dick ratings?

I guess so. I just, I like to look. I don't know. It's just a dirty secret,

it needs to be a secret.

Well, you know, we can make it a secret, all right, but

maybe I have a dick. Johnny, what are you doing?

I have a dick that you might want to see for yourself.

Johnny, what?

Johnny, oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What the hell?

Look.

No, put it away. Put it away.

You're my nephew. We can't do this.

Well, I mean, technically, you married into the family, and you're not doing

anything. Oh, my God.

Just listen. Why don't you just tell me what you think about it? Do you think

it's nice? Yeah, it's a very nice penis. I like it.

What do you like about it?

Oh, it's big.

It looks nice.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, I bet.

Put it away. I can't do this.

Oh, my God.

You have your dick out of my kitchen.

I mean, you just kind of stopped looking at it, so.

Johnny, this is so inappropriate.

You have your dick out of my kitchen. I know, but look, we can. I don't want to

look. We can work something out.

Oh, my God.

Why? This is so inappropriate.

What do you mean, so inappropriate?

No.

You like seeing dicks, don't you? No, I don't know.

I mean, they are random guys. You don't know what they look like.

This is true. Oh, my God.

Come on, Auntie.

You know what?

We can work something out.

What do you want to work out?

I won't tell my uncle, but...

Maybe you should feel how warm it feels.

I can't.

I don't know. I'll touch it.

Come on, feel how warm that feels.

Very warm.

Yeah.

I can't believe you're touching my dick in your kitchen like that.

It is nice.

Okay, well, I mean, I think you're done touching it now, right?

I don't know.

Should we figure this out? Are you going to tell?

I mean,

I do have all the pictures.

Please don't tell.

We can work something out, right?

Is that okay?

What are you doing?

Does it feel good?

I mean, it's a little unexpected.

It does feel warm.

Don't tell my sister.

I'm not telling anybody.

You promise you won't tell?

I promise.

Okay.

This is you and me, right?

Mm -hmm.

We have the house to ourselves?

Mm -hmm.

This pack is so nice.

I did in those dick pics I've been getting.

Don't you want to feel me?

What do you mean by that?

You want to fuck me.

Wait, what?

Mm -hmm.

Come on.

Are you serious right now? Yeah, come on. Take it.

Calm down.

Yes. I'm so horny.

Oh, it's so big.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Can I go that deep?

This

was

all your idea.

Were you?

No. We can't tell anybody.

It's our secret.