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I believe.
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Oh, please.
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The aliens did this to me. The aliens
did that to me. If you tell the same
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stupid story year after year, when the
hell are you going to get over it?
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Probably around the same time you stop
dressing up like one of the Jolly Queen
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giant pet toys.
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Hell, at least I had a close encounter.
I'm starting to think you liked having
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that probe. I told you. They didn't
probe me.
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I stopped them.
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Well, that's what you'd like us to
believe.
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No, no, no.
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The Makonians were very clear on that
point. Did you not read my last book?
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No, did you read mine? I would have if I
could have found it.
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Sagan was a Makonian.
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Sagan was a pod person.
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I've got the evidence right here.
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The only thing that you've got in there
is your lunch.
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Of course it's not the alien finger.
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I'm not exactly going to carry it around
with me.
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But you promised me, Gunther, when we,
you know, that I was going to experience
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the finger. You will, you will.
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Now, I want the finger. I don't want a
rotten carrot. It's not a carrot.
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Let me tell you. You're lying. You're
lying. You're lying.
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You're lying. You're lying.
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You're lying.
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You're lying.
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You're lying.
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I know.
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Everybody, can I have your attention,
please?
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Everybody,
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listen up.
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Damn it, I said listen!
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Well, I hope everyone enjoyed their
fondue.
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Like I always say, it's food you can
trust.
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Well, before we get on with tonight's
business, I have a personal statement
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like to make.
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I couldn't help noticing that certain of
you...
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I've chosen to disregard my request that
tonight's planning committee soiree
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remain apolitical.
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I know I must sound like a broken
record, but really, this constant
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it's insufferable.
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There is no way the rest of the world
will ever take us seriously and respect
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if we do not respect ourselves.
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Now, when the convention starts tomorrow
and the press arrives, I want us to be
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civil to each other.
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The moment one of us breaks rank and
starts bashing the others, the press
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jump right in and they'll make us all
look like a bunch of silly, disorganized
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lunatics. Which is why Ike asked me, uh,
hi everybody, to come up with a theme
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that sort of captures the zeitgeist of
our message.
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Don't you roll your eyes at me, Gunther
Van Owen, you're one of the first people
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the TV crews will head for.
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Damn right.
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Me and the rest of the fifth column?
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Bunch of thugs!
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We got something to show.
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Something big.
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Oh, you mean that piece of rotten carrot
you've been carrying around? It is not
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a carrot.
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Whatever it is, it's disgusting. And it
has nothing to do with reality.
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Our extraterrestrial friends are
beautiful, diaphanous creatures.
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Not toads like you.
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Diaphanous? The creature that
impregnated me was definitely reptilian.
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that about all the creatures that
impregnate you.
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Yeah? Would you come over here and say
that? Come on. Come on.
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Stop!
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Back off, everybody.
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You people are incorrigible.
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One of the reasons I joined this group
in the first place was because of the
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fellowship it provided.
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We know that we are not alone here on
Starship Earth.
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And whether you look at aliens as a
malignant fungus or E .T. in a tutu, We
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to stand together and say, in one united
voice, two very simple words.
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I believe.
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We hunger for a sign that our faith is
the right faith.
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And for me, these two words are a
statement that we have seen things and
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the truth has been revealed to us. I
believe.
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I believe that slogan sucks. That's what
I believe. Yeah, me too.
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It would have been way better in silver.
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What is wrong with all of you?
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Don't you want to be taken seriously for
once in your lives?
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If you want to be taken seriously,
you're going to need more than a t
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You're going to need what I had in this
box.
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I'm sorry, sir, but this is a convention
planning.
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Committee meeting. If you have something
to sell, there'll be a consignment
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table set up on Sunday. Do I look like
I'm selling something?
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I've been driving in circles in the damn
desert for three days trying to figure
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out what to do with this.
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What is it?
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The stuff your dreams are made of.
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There is nothing wrong with your
television. Do not attempt to adjust the
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picture. We are now controlling the
transmission.
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We control the horizontal and the
vertical. We can deluge you with a
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channels or expand one single image to
crystal clarity and beyond.
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We can shape your vision to anything our
imagination can conceive.
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For the next hour, we will control all
that you see and hear.
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You are about to experience the awe and
mystery which reaches from the
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deepest inner mind to the outer limit.
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In an age of doubt, There is nothing
more powerful than the need to seek
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answers.
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But what happens when the cloak is
lifted and those answers suddenly
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revealed? I hope I haven't just made a
mistake showing this to you. Is it real?
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Exactly what kind of star cruiser did it
come from? Show it to us again.
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As head of convention security, I think
we 86 this guy right now. Dale, please.
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We're not going to 86 anyone. Look, we
don't know anything about this guy or
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that, that, that, that thing.
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They could both be radioactive.
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For all we know, that thing could make
us glow like Bonserian softworms.
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I assure you, the fragment is harmless.
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Ah, tell that to the cancerous lump
growing on my spine, Rummy.
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I'm going to ask you in the box to leave
nicely.
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I ask again, we're going to tussle.
Please, just listen to me.
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For 22 years, I was a civilian
accountant at Nellis Air Force Base.
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That's Area 51.
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Duh.
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Check the non -com work records if you
don't believe me. You'll find my name
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there.
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Max Buford?
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Buford.
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Two weeks ago, I was assigned to audit
the construction of an underground
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storage facility.
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I found a discrepancy. When I went to
inquire about it, I thought it...
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Strange craft being disassembled by
military personnel.
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Pieces of the ship were being placed in
the boxes in preparation for being
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hauled away on trains.
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I was told to forget everything I'd
seen.
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And although I tried to ignore it and
simply do my job, I found I could not.
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Betraying the trust that was placed in
me, I stole one of the smaller boxes,
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it in the trunk of my car, and drove
away.
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That box is before you now.
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That is an amazing story, Mr. Buford.
It's the truth.
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Our government is conspiring with the
creatures that built the craft that this
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came from.
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But the world needs to know.
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Does the government know this thing is
missing?
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Probably. In which case... They'll kill
you.
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Dead. Hell, I knew a guy who knew a guy.
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That guy crossed the fence just like you
did.
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Ten years later, he's eaten at the Jolly
Troll smorgasbord.
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In Billings? That's the one.
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Bang. goes face down into his tater
totter. Turns out a mother -humping
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attack just rocked his world.
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Coincidence?
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I think not.
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Dale, why would you tell a story like
that?
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Mr. Buford, I think it's truly
courageous of you to come here. And I
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speak for all of us when I say thank you
from the bottom of our hearts.
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Well, I ain't thanking him. His story's
a load of crap.
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That fragment didn't come from Area 51.
There are no train tracks going into
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that base. Apparently the hair goo has
infected your brain. He's referring to
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the cold fusion underground rail system
they got. Shut up. There is no
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underground rail system. You shut up.
The damn photos are on the internet.
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all seen them. What if aliens sent them?
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The Makonia have always been willing to
share their technology with us. The
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Makonia got nothing to do with this.
This kind of technology, it's...
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Sportage.
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All the way. What if the fragment isn't
still?
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What if the government sent him here as
part of some disinformation campaign?
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Anyone think of that?
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Well, if the fragment is real, where's
the disinformation?
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Maybe they just want us to think it's
real.
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Or the aliens wanted us to see the
fragment because they need to tell us
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something. Yeah!
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Like maybe it's a distress signal from
deep within their base station on the
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ocean floor. You're all missing the
point.
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Think of all the grainy photographs and
half -baked stories we've hitched our
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wagons to over the years trying to grab
onto something that proved that our
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belief in aliens was justified.
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We have it now.
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This fragment, it's our holy grail. Is
that what you believe?
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You with your hoity -toity college
education?
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It's what I believe, too.
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ike pilchard transit system coordinator
and me tyler buttram my advanced degrees
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in portuguese literature animal
husbandry ditto except for the degrees
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although i am certified to work as an x
-ray tech mr buford we've already set up
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a press conference for tomorrow and with
your permission i'd like to reveal the
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fragment to the world are you high on
the crack the feds will be on him like
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maggots on roadkill look You're a
relative newcomer to these conventions,
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Trust me, there's a lot of things that
you just don't know about.
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Well, there's one thing that I do know.
With Mr. Buford and the fragment out in
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the open, the government would be stupid
to do anything.
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Even you can see that, Dale.
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Boo is absolutely right, Mr.
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Buford, really. It's the only way to
save yourself.
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I just want you to know I appreciate
what you're doing. Well, Mr. Buford, I
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assure you the feeling is mutual.
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I know that some of us may seem a
little, um, extreme, but for the most
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we're good people.
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Can I tell you something?
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Tonight, you have renewed my faith that
aliens exist here on Earth, and for
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that, I'm really grateful.
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This is your room.
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Now, if there's anything you need, just
page me and I'll be here in a flash.
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Okay. Rest assured you're safe with us.
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I got one man eyeballing your car from
the roof.
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Another one will be outside this door
all night. Really?
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You think that's necessary?
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A little information can get a guy
killed.
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Enough said.
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I like to think that a little
information can be uplifting.
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Now, remember what I said. If you need
anything... Here.
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Are you trying to be ignorant when you
say things like that?
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Why? What did I say? Well, you said that
there'd be a guy up on the roof and
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someone outside his door.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're the
only security we have, right? Well, he
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doesn't have to know that.
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Do you think he's going to feel safer
knowing the entire FBI is out to Ruby
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Ridge him and I'm the only thing
standing in the way? The FBI doesn't
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he is. Wake up and smell the cheese,
honey.
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The walls have eyes.
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Any one of those people in that room
tonight could be the FBI in deep cover
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assignment.
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Oh, sure, you're saying Dale's all buggy
and paranoid.
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I've made inquiries into certain people,
and it wouldn't surprise me one little
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bit. that it comes back that they're not
who they say they are.
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And who exactly are you referring to?
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Well, when I get the facts, you'll be
the first to know.
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But only because I like you.
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Some ignorant types may think my kind of
a job is a nowhere's road to dead ends,
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Bill. But to me, parking lot security is
the first line of defense.
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Say, do either of you ladies like me?
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Dale, I've got to talk to you. Excuse
me, can't you see I'm talking to some
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ladies?
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These aren't ladies, Dale, they're men.
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I was attacked in my room.
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Dale.
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Felt they're gone.
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Don't be too sure.
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Describe them.
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Um, flat nose, hopeless eyes.
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Fortis.
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Stinking Fortis.
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Consider yourself lucky.
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Fortis have been known to mutilate a
body faster than you can say Steady
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5.
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But if our government taught them one
thing, it's how to get in and out
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In other words, sometimes in their
hurry, they leave a little something
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Maybe nothing more than a flake of skin
or a bead of gooey green sweat.
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Dale, there's nothing under there.
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But what about this?
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Oh, what is it?
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Well, I'm thinking maybe you wounded one
during the struggle. Could be a hunk of
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skin tissue, some kind of blood, maybe
even...
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Hair gel.
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Admit it, Gunther! It was you and your
digit -worshipping friends that attacked
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me in my room! Digit -worshipping? Ooh,
that hurt.
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These are serious charges, Gunther.
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If you and the fifth column were
involved... Why the hell would I even
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time? To make Boo look foolish, maybe?
She doesn't need any of my help. Far as
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can tell, she's foolish enough already.
Not to mention gullible and simple
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-minded. You might as well fess up,
Gunther. We know you were there. You
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your calling card behind.
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Fine! Fine!
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It was us.
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We were just trying to make a point.
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I mean, if she is stupid enough to
believe that a bunch of cheesy -looking
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aliens could attack her, who knows what
else she could buy into, huh? Like, say,
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a floating metal fragment? Good example.
The girl's a flake, just like the rest
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of you.
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Hell, this was supposed to be my year,
damn it!
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The fifth column's year.
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Why couldn't you believe?
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In this.
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Bingo.
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Smoking gun and all.
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Look what we found in the dumpster
behind Mr. Monty. Got that hair squidge
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over it. Pulp's rounding up the last bit
over at the restaurant.
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I have never been so disgusted in all
my... Gunther, pack your bag.
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As president of the North American UFO
Convention, I hereby suspend you and the
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rest of the fifth column for any further
participation in NAWFOC events.
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Stay calm!
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Screw you and your convention.
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You can't deny us our right to be heard.
Go ahead and try.
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The finger will not be silenced.
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Gunther, I'd always thought he'd go too
far someday.
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You sure you're okay, boo?
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I'm good.
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As a matter of fact, I am better than
good because with Gunther out of the
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this press conference tomorrow is really
going to soar on the wings of an eagle.
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When you say hang in there, do you mean
hang in the earth? We will say to the
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world, there are things in the universe
that we don't understand.
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Things that the government is afraid to
share with us. Boo. But we have
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discovered something that will change
all of that. Something that we are
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to share with you.
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You can call it what you want, but we
call it the truth.
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Boo!
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We've got a problem.
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is it duct tape some wire conductive
tubing tell it again from the
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beginning like i said i walked in and
the bus boy was poking around at the air
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vent with a broom and ping it opened and
all the stuff fell out of course what
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do you mean of course of course what
what are you people talking about
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and wires and jerry rig remote control
probably holograms too and animatronic
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sock puppets That floating fragment was
nothing but a piece of theater.
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And we fell for it.
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Hook, line, and sinker. People, for all
you know, this could be Gunther's
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handiwork. Or maybe it's been up there
for years.
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I bet my bippy if you stick a few
magnets on a thing like this and tape it
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the ceiling, you're gonna find... Where
are the magnets? Mr. Bruford pulled a
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fast one on us.
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It's alien autopsy all over again.
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We are so stupid. But why? Why would he
do this?
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Maybe we're just jumping to conclusions.
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She's right.
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For all we know, the government put
Buford up to this. Right, the
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make us look bad.
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Come on, everybody.
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Sometimes a piece of tubing is just a
piece of tubing.
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I looked into Mr. Buford's eyes, and he
was telling us the truth.
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Mr. Buford, it's only us. We just want
to talk.
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Wait, this is so unnecessary.
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Yeah, well, then why isn't he answering
the door, huh?
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Gosh. Mr. Buford, we're sorry to barge
in like this.
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I think Max is gone.
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Telling us the truth.
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Yeah.
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Just like we thought.
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Mr. Buford's gone and so is his box.
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Not to mention everything in the
minibar. Damned hotel bear not tried
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us for it. Hey, the towels are missing
and so is the rubber bath mat.
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What a weirdo. Nobody up front saw him
go, but we scoured the parking lot for
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his car and it definitely isn't there.
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How could he just leave us like that
without saying anything? Maybe there's a
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perfectly logical explanation.
323
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:10,220
Yeah. Like maybe he knew the feds were
closing in. I keep telling you, the
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government didn't know he was here.
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What if the government did know he was
here?
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Because somebody told them about it.
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You mean like Gunther? Yeah, Gunther!
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He had a motive. Could be Gunther.
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Could be somebody else.
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Yeah.
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Like... Like... Like nobody.
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The man bolted because this whole thing
is a lie.
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Maybe we're wrong about Mr. Buford.
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Maybe we're wrong about a lot of things.
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Who?
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Who? Where are you going?
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Thought I'd find you here.
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Have a drink.
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Looks like you need one.
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Sex on the beach.
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00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,440
How did you know that was my drink?
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00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,280
Oh, you'd be amazed what you can find
out about people if you do a little
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surfing.
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Do you mind if I, uh... You okay?
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Oh, yeah, I'm great.
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00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,980
Considering this feels like the worst
day of my life, I should have listened
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00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:21,740
you when you said how complicated things
are.
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00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,680
You wanted that fragment to be real in
the worst way, huh?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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Funny thing is, you know how you feel.
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Can you keep a secret?
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00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:37,790
Sure.
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00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:45,670
You know that story I tell about when
the aliens, you know... My God.
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00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,150
Dale, are you saying that that actually
happened?
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00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:49,870
No,
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00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,870
no, no. I mean, it never happened.
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00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,310
I made it up.
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You've got to believe me. I wanted it to
happen.
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00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,930
I mean, I wanted to see aliens.
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00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,170
I still do.
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00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,850
Just because you want something to be
true.
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00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,370
I understand.
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Really, I do. I know there are aliens
out there and all.
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00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:23,630
God, I know how desperate that must
sound.
365
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:27,810
I just want it to be accepted, you know?
366
00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:35,710
I mean all the people here at the
convention, they're like my family.
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00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,590
They accepted me when nobody else would.
368
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,990
It's all based on a lie.
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00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:11,780
Wow.
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00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,540
You were great, boo.
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00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,880
Now, I've been with a lot of women. Not
that I'm bragging.
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00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,020
But, wow.
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00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:28,680
You were... And that was... Wow.
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00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,360
You didn't think it was wow, did you?
No, it was fine, Dale. It was just what
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00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,360
needed. It was?
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00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,840
It was real.
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00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,249
It happened.
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00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,650
There's no denying it.
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00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:46,050
That's one way of looking at it, I
guess.
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00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:48,690
You and I just had sex.
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00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:50,470
It's a fact.
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00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:54,930
It was way better for you than it was
for me. That's another fact.
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00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,169
Now, wait a minute.
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Just because I wouldn't stick my
tongue... Dale, I'm not passing
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00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:05,690
It's just that I have never been more
confused or tired in my whole life.
386
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:09,830
Hello?
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00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:11,730
Mr. Buford?
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00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,390
Try and understand what I'm saying.
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00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,410
It's all about John, okay?
390
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,250
John! His life is going down the drain!
391
00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:22,590
Who? What the hell are you talking
about?
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00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:25,710
Listen, it's nothing personal, Mr.
Buford, but you sound like you've been
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drinking. Please, listen to me very
carefully.
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00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:34,750
I'm not trying to turn you on or turn
you off. I'm, uh, I'm venting, okay?
395
00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:38,200
I'm venting! Actually, Mr. Buford, I'm
right in the middle of something.
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00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:38,700
The
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nerve
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00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:55,160
of that man. After all that he's done to
me to call here at this hour.
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00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:56,880
Where did Buford say he was?
400
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,200
Doesn't even matter. He's drunk and he's
probably feeling sorry for himself.
401
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,480
Maybe. But if I've learned anything from
my experience in the security field,
402
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:07,530
It's that nothing is ever as it seems.
403
00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:09,970
The man called you for a reason, Boo.
404
00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:11,810
We need to find out why.
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00:25:16,370 --> 00:25:16,810
I
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00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:26,810
could
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00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:32,550
have told you this was a waste of time.
408
00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:34,710
Mr. Buford!
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00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,260
Oh my God, there he is.
410
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,900
Is he?
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00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360
He's dead, all right.
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00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:06,250
Something is not right here.
413
00:26:06,450 --> 00:26:08,590
Dale, please. You saw all the bottles.
414
00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:12,690
He was inebriated. Obviously, he hit his
head and then he fell down and he bled
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00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:15,230
to death. Sure, sure. He seemed drunk.
But was he?
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00:26:15,610 --> 00:26:19,410
150 cc's of government -grade sodium
pentothal would have exactly the same
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00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,349
effect on him.
418
00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:22,170
Government did not do this.
419
00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:23,790
I'm not saying it was the government.
420
00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:28,270
Could be the fifth column for all we
know. Or the Masons. Or the Illuminati,
421
00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:29,270
maybe.
422
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,070
There's a damn fragment. That's what I
want to know.
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00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:36,240
Well, obviously the government got it
back. Ooh, or maybe it was the aliens.
424
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,660
Except that's not what this picture
says.
425
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,500
Tell you what I think.
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00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,960
Government guys follow them, think they
found their pride, discover they're
427
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,860
wrong, get a little carried away
demonstrating their disappointment.
428
00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:50,240
Or, have you thought of this?
429
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,120
Maybe it's just what it seems to be.
430
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,380
Mr. Buford was a lonely drunk who
thought he could have a few laughs
431
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:01,000
fast one on a bunch of social outcasts.
That's exactly what they want you to
432
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
think.
433
00:27:02,239 --> 00:27:05,800
Look, when it comes to UFOs, the
government's agenda never changes.
434
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,540
Discredit, disavow, disinform.
435
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:16,100
Now, what you see is real, but it's a
little more complicated.
436
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,820
A spaceship looks like a spaceship.
Hell, it may even be a damn spaceship,
437
00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:23,700
it's not really a spaceship.
438
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,100
You ever wonder how much work it would
take the people who come up with these
439
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,700
plans to actually come up with them?
440
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,240
That's why the government has whole
agencies dedicated to this kind of
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00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:40,200
FEMA, ATM, CIA, the Trifab Commission.
442
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,259
The what?
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00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,820
You ever heard about the Trifab
Commission?
444
00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:45,940
Probably better that way.
445
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,600
Oh, yeah, much better that way.
446
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,000
You know, you're starting to sound like
me, doubting everything.
447
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,740
Maybe I'm just winding up.
448
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,080
It's all about John, okay?
449
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,400
John! It's all about John.
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00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,940
His life is going down the drain.
451
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:10,040
His life is going down the drain.
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00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,440
I'm venting, okay? I'm venting!
453
00:29:03,389 --> 00:29:05,150
Smart son of a bitch.
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00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:12,250
He kept it wrapped up nice and tight to
keep in the light.
455
00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:15,310
So I guess it is real.
456
00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:21,990
Maybe.
457
00:29:23,410 --> 00:29:26,750
I still want to believe in it, but I
want to believe because I know
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intrinsically what it is.
459
00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:30,690
Obviously, it's no ordinary hunk of
metal.
460
00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:31,930
Well, yeah.
461
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,450
I mean, it floats.
462
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,310
But do we know why it floats?
463
00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:41,950
No. Does the fact that it floats mean
that it comes from outer space and
464
00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:43,110
the only possible explanation?
465
00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:46,150
I'm not qualified to say, and neither
are you.
466
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:50,910
The fact that it does what it does, it's
got to be from an alien technology.
467
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:55,190
Or maybe it's just a really clever magic
trick and we haven't figured out how
468
00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:56,169
they're doing it.
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00:29:56,170 --> 00:30:01,350
If you want to drive yourself crazy
thinking up all these what -ifs, go
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00:30:01,350 --> 00:30:02,350
ahead.
471
00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:07,340
Personally, I think it's time to look
what truth I do know squarely in the
472
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,320
You want to know why I believe in
aliens?
473
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,820
I believe in aliens because I needed to.
474
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:23,780
When I was in college, I met this guy,
Winton, and we had a little daughter
475
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:24,780
named Krishna.
476
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:28,760
One day, we were all heading to this
ashram in Oregon.
477
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,960
It was Winton's idea. He was always...
Very spiritual that way.
478
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:36,820
And we stopped at this little cafe out
in the middle of nowhere so I could use
479
00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:37,820
the bathroom.
480
00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:41,340
And when I came out, they were gone.
481
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,680
They just drove off without you?
482
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,560
They never showed up at the ashram and
they never went back to our little
483
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,620
apartment. And when I called Wynton's
family to find out what had happened,
484
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:55,800
said no. I mean, as far as they knew,
Wynton and Krishna had just vanished.
485
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,320
Maybe they weren't telling the truth.
486
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,660
Well, I'm sure they weren't.
487
00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:05,810
I guess I got really carried away
because the next thing I know, I'm
488
00:31:05,810 --> 00:31:09,830
in this hospital, and I'm looking out
the window day after day thinking to
489
00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:11,670
myself, where'd they go?
490
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:13,610
Where'd they go?
491
00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:20,010
And then one day, another patient
wanders by and says, maybe the aliens
492
00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:21,010
them.
493
00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:22,410
And I thought to myself,
494
00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:24,190
well, why the hell not?
495
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,370
I mean, I could live with that.
496
00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:29,030
The funny thing is,
497
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,540
When I started to feel better.
498
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,800
Sounds like his family talked him into
leaving you.
499
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,300
And taking the baby with him.
500
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,140
Guess I need to look into that, huh?
501
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,940
So, what do we do about this?
502
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,160
We tell the truth.
503
00:31:53,899 --> 00:31:55,540
What is with all the mystery?
504
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,520
We really need to get down to the
convention floor.
505
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,060
I've got to boot the finish setting up.
Look, everyone, I know this is
506
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:04,140
inconvenient, but I promise it's
important.
507
00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:06,500
Oh, Boo, come on in.
508
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,440
Okay, you all remember how we searched
Mr. Buford's hotel room yesterday?
509
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,380
Well, we missed something.
510
00:32:13,060 --> 00:32:14,700
You found the fragment?
511
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:19,080
Well done, Boo, well done. I knew it
would turn up. I thought we all agreed
512
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,939
was fake.
513
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,900
That's funny. I don't remember anyone
agreeing to anything.
514
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:33,810
Well, why don't you check the ceiling
tiles and go ahead and rip up the carpet
515
00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:34,509
if you like.
516
00:32:34,510 --> 00:32:35,510
Oh, my God.
517
00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:38,250
Oh, my God.
518
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,730
I told you it wasn't fake.
519
00:32:39,970 --> 00:32:41,150
No, I told you.
520
00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:44,490
What are we all sitting here for? Come
on, let's take it downstairs.
521
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,030
Everybody, hang on just a second.
522
00:32:47,270 --> 00:32:48,270
Wait a minute, okay?
523
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,690
Now, we have to be very careful about
this.
524
00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:55,710
Ike says he wants us to be taken more
seriously.
525
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,890
And that's what has to happen.
526
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:01,860
You don't think they're going to take
this seriously? Are any of you a
527
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:04,120
metallurgist? Maybe a physicist?
528
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,560
How about your plain old garden variety
scientist?
529
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,020
I didn't think so.
530
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:14,160
Which means that as interesting as this
thing is, we don't know what it is.
531
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:19,080
Therefore, we are going to present this
to the world as a mystery.
532
00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:23,280
And we are going to invite the world,
the government included, to help us
533
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280
that mystery.
534
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,440
The government?
535
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,640
Don't you see?
536
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,620
This is a part of our problem.
537
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,300
We don't trust anybody, not even
ourselves.
538
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:39,980
Which is why I'm hoping that by reaching
out in the spirit of cooperation, that
539
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:42,320
we can end the mistrust and the
paranoia.
540
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,340
Ike, you want me to do it?
541
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,940
You're our leader.
542
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,600
I think the world should hear about this
from one voice.
543
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,380
Yours.
544
00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,410
Thank you, Boo.
545
00:34:00,030 --> 00:34:01,230
I appreciate this.
546
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:04,550
Is there anyone here who doesn't agree
with what we're doing?
547
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:13,750
Good.
548
00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:15,010
Let's go tell the world.
549
00:34:18,630 --> 00:34:25,210
Where the hell is everyone?
550
00:34:25,799 --> 00:34:27,940
Didn't you just pass them in the hall?
They're heading down to the convention
551
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:28,940
floor. No.
552
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,560
Who's got the suitcase?
553
00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:31,359
Ike does.
554
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,500
We've got to stop him. Dale, don't get
me started.
555
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,139
I just saw Gunther Van Owen in the
parking lot. I don't think he's here for
556
00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:38,960
refreshments. What are you talking
about?
557
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:40,920
Remember when I said I was looking into
some people?
558
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:45,699
Well, say hello to Ike Pilchard, Gunther
Van Owen's best buddy and card
559
00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:48,199
-carrying member of the Fifth Column and
the F .B. Freaking High.
560
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,520
You've got to listen to me before you go
down there.
561
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:56,750
Do you recognize the guy in the potato
pack, Ray?
562
00:34:57,050 --> 00:35:01,390
That's Ike. At a fifth column picnic ten
years ago. I got this off the fifth
563
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,390
column website.
564
00:35:02,530 --> 00:35:03,610
Here's another shocker.
565
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,170
Gunther Van Owen.
566
00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:08,510
He's a Shriner.
567
00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:10,350
So?
568
00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:13,310
It's basic. Basic.
569
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,590
Shriners are masons.
570
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,980
Masons have ties to the U .S.
government, which have gone all the way
571
00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:21,980
the beginning of the republic.
572
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:28,780
Now, to reach the highest level of
masondom, the 33rd level, masons from
573
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:33,100
over the world have to travel to
Washington, D .C.
574
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:39,680
The connections are obvious. The fifth
column and the FBI are one and the same.
575
00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:43,420
Dale, that is the flimsiest story. All
right, all right. What about this one,
576
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,460
then?
577
00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:48,510
This was from the telephone directory of
the J. Edgar Hoover building in
578
00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:49,510
Washington, D .C.
579
00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:52,530
What's Gunther's name doing on there if
he isn't a fed?
580
00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:55,890
Oh, my God. Gunther Van Owen right there
on the page.
581
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:57,550
Disavow. Discredit.
582
00:35:58,110 --> 00:35:59,110
Disinformed. Exactly.
583
00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:02,590
Doesn't that sound like Gunther to you?
It sounds like the whole damn government
584
00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:03,590
to me.
585
00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:06,690
So Ike and Gunther... Are plants.
586
00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:11,410
Hide in plain sight times two. And I
have just put the fragment into their
587
00:36:11,410 --> 00:36:14,270
hands. How much do you want to bet that
those...
588
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,480
Bastards have already switched that
fragment for some cheap plastic doodad
589
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,520
that when Ike gets up there and reveals
it to the world... Everyone's going to
590
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,020
think we're lying. They're going to
think we're a bunch of crazy people.
591
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:25,020
got to stop them. Come on.
592
00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:50,870
Thank you.
593
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:19,120
to welcome you all to the 10th annual
North American UFO Convention.
594
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:28,440
I think you'll find this year's
595
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,300
gathering is, well, to put it mildly,
kind of special.
596
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:34,600
And I'm happy to see our friends in the
media have shown up too.
597
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,260
I promise you, you will not be
disappointed.
598
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,720
So our story begins at Mr. Monty's house
upon... There's columns here, I can
599
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,709
feel it.
600
00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:48,110
The CIA, the FBI, the tripod commission.
601
00:37:49,890 --> 00:37:54,270
If I
602
00:37:54,270 --> 00:38:01,270
know anything about how the feds
operate, he's their
603
00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:06,230
insurance policy. Come on, hurry. So, to
be honest, we're not exactly sure how
604
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:10,710
poor Mr. Buford came to this untimely
demise last night. All we do know is
605
00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:14,630
he showed up, gave us the spaceship
fragment that's in this suitcase,
606
00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:16,740
Then ran.
607
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,860
Now, those of us who attend these
conferences, we hear a lot of stories,
608
00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:27,700
some of them are pretty fantastical,
which is all a convoluted way of saying
609
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:34,140
that what I'm about to show you, well, I
guess I'll let it speak for itself.
610
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,460
No, sir, I can't. Not today.
611
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:37,820
Dale, what are you doing?
612
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:44,560
We know all about you and Gunther. You
fit column levers. I got him. Who are
613
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,560
talking about?
614
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,750
Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologize.
615
00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:51,650
Those of us at Malfoy are well aware
that Mr. LaRose is somewhat prone to
616
00:38:51,650 --> 00:38:52,650
hyperbole.
617
00:38:52,990 --> 00:38:54,110
Don't listen to him, folks.
618
00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:57,110
Right here is the picture definition of
liar.
619
00:38:57,370 --> 00:39:00,410
What he doesn't want you to know is that
he is an agent of the government, the
620
00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:03,670
federal government, who have been trying
to get their stinking hands on this
621
00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:07,430
metal fragment since we got it last
night. Ladies and gentlemen, I implore
622
00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:14,450
He wanted us to open this and show you
what was inside.
623
00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:19,290
knew that you would think that we are
liars and we're crazy because there's
624
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,290
nothing in here.
625
00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:25,750
The truth is aliens are real. They're
here. They're among us and they're
626
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:26,729
with our government.
627
00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,950
Our government is lying to us.
628
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:58,950
More and more shots now ringing out.
629
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:02,450
It's just pandemonium here on the
convention floor. Dale was telling the
630
00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,390
That's why the government killed him.
You've got to listen to me.
631
00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:07,110
Disavow. Discredit.
632
00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:09,350
Disinform. That's what they're trying to
do to us.
633
00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:14,050
Please, we're just getting word now that
the police have surrounded the shooter.
634
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:15,710
Don't move them up.
635
00:40:23,770 --> 00:40:27,290
Our source is telling us now that the
police have a tentative ID on the
636
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,300
Apparently, he belongs to a splinter
group which is at odds with the
637
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,360
leadership over some kind of alien
finger.
638
00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:37,540
His name is Gunther Van Owen. That is
not the truth.
639
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,840
Gunther Van Owen works for the
government. Gunther Van Owen is the
640
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,200
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a very, very
sad day here. The question isn't really
641
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,480
do aliens exist. We'll probably never
know the answer to that. The real issue
642
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,880
here is what would make one of these
people so angry?
643
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,020
What would cause them to become so
unhinged that they would perpetrate an
644
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,280
violence like this?
645
00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:02,660
A toaster?
646
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:07,020
Dale's right.
647
00:41:29,610 --> 00:41:30,610
How is he?
648
00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:32,970
He is fine.
649
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:39,010
It would be a whole lot better if that
so -called marksman hit the death where
650
00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:40,010
he was supposed to.
651
00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:45,950
When we get back to the office, I would
like a word with him.
652
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,790
And the package, can I see it?
653
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:51,170
Right here.
654
00:41:55,450 --> 00:41:56,970
Good job, Agent Bolson.
655
00:41:57,770 --> 00:42:00,870
The folks back there will buy the goods
we just sold them? If you mean, will
656
00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:02,870
anyone know that twice that commission
did this?
657
00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:04,450
I doubt it.
658
00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:07,190
Those poor crazy bastards back there.
659
00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:10,190
No one will ever believe a word they say
ever again.
660
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:17,990
Even when they're right.
661
00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:20,930
I believe.
662
00:42:21,350 --> 00:42:22,350
I believe.
663
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:23,810
I believe.
664
00:42:24,410 --> 00:42:25,410
I believe.
665
00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:26,870
I believe.
666
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:35,400
Sometimes the best way to hide the truth
is to keep it in
667
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,400
plain sight.
668
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,380
Next on Hi -Fi, Cherry Falls.
669
00:42:57,230 --> 00:42:59,310
Experience the outer limit.
670
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,310
Monday through Thursday at 8 on Syfy.
671
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,270
On an all new episode of Lex.
672
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:10,630
Oh yeah, baby, that feels good.
673
00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:12,070
Yeah.
674
00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:17,130
Hey. What is it? I can feel something.
675
00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:18,550
What, 790?
676
00:43:18,810 --> 00:43:19,990
My. Yes, yes.
677
00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:21,350
Hands.
678
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,380
A Sci -Fi original series, Friday at 10.
679
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,880
Part of an all -new Sci -Fi Friday
Prime.
680
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,560
This is Sci -Fi.
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