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I do, Caitlin, choose Jamaica.
Nairobi was too hot, Alaska was too cold, Jamaica seemed just right.
Would you use the Goldilocks and the Three Bears traveling agency?
Caitlin booked it.
You sure you don't mind if Nick crashes at your place while we're away?
Are you kidding, man? I haven't been to the strip bar since Singer left.
Just kidding.
Hey, oh, by the way, I got you a going away present.
Really? What's that?
It's an air freshener for a thought I spruce up the cuda.
What flavor is it?
Jalapeno.
What good does an air freshener do in a convertible?
It's like saying a woman shouldn't wear perfume when she's going to go outside.
Uh, Bubba, that's a hell of a long way from perfume, I gotta tell you. Can I
a spare change for a cup of coffee, brother? I'll give you my spare change
you'll take this with you.
Oh, what is that?
Toronto chili?
Uh, no, that would be jalapeno.
Okay. Take it for a dollar.
Dull.
Arnold?
Arnold, where are you?
Is it safe?
Yeah, it's safe.
Are you sure you weren't followed?
We're sure. Come on over here.
What's the big secret?
At this hour of the morning.
And it better be good, Arnold.
The five million dollars missing from the city pension fund?
Gordon Keller stole it.
Gordon Keller?
The pension administrator?
That's right.
How do you know he stole it?
Because Gordon's my twin brother.
He came to my house and he took one of my dad's old guns.
I watched him load the clip.
So how come you would turn in your own brother?
I can't have this on my conscience.
Where is he now?
In his house.
The first uni on the same straw keller inside, but he's not answering his
Where's what?
They were here. They were dismissed.
Who dismissed them? Oh, the ranking officer.
Rick Bettina.
Miss! Yo!
Hey, so glad you guys could come down and observe.
Observe what? You mean a jackass? This is our case.
No, no. I am the director of police investigations.
Oh, yeah. D -O -P -I.
Dopey. Look, I've come down here to observe and oversee the capture and
of the man who swindled the good workers of this city out of their hard -earned
retirement. Uh, Rick, this wouldn't have anything to do with you running for
city supervisor, would it?
Well, any political windfall would be purely coincidental. Uh -huh.
Okay, let me tell you what's going to happen now. I'm going to get on the
and I'm going to call SWAT back down here.
You're going to go back to city hall. Is that clear? No, no, no, you don't got
to do it. I got him. I crawled under the house, and I opened up the gas main.
You can smell the gas, right?
Yeah, I opened the gas main. Rick, have you lost your mind? This is going to
work. It's going to work like a charm. I give him five, six minutes for it.
Oh!
What are you doing here?
I'm just checking in for a couple minutes to make sure everything's okay.
Everything is just fine, so go check in at the airport.
Okay.
All right.
Bye. Bye.
Bye.
Boss? Aren't you supposed to be going? I'm going, I'm going. Joe, hold on to
your hat. The body in Gordon Keller's house is not Gordon Keller. What? So
the corpse?
Scott Mueller, stockbroker. The M .E. says that he was dead at least two hours
before the explosion.
So what's the stockbroker doing dead in Keller's house?
I'm going to venture to guess that he had some involvement with the city's
pension fund.
Bingo. Mueller was picking investments for the fund. He was supposed to be the
check to Gordon Keller's balance.
Have they sold the money together?
Looks that way.
Yeah, that hasn't killed Gordon. He decided to go solo.
Somebody ought to contact Arnold and see if he knows where his brother is.
I have an appointment with Arnold in 15 minutes.
That's good. That's good. Oh, uh... And run the investment history on Keller.
If he's hidden the money somewhere where it's traceable.
Evan.
I'm on it.
I'll help.
Good.
You're not the only one who couldn't delegate.
Um, listen. Do you think maybe I ought to push this trip back for a few days?
No, no, no, no, no, no. There'll be plenty of crime when you get back. Now
Get out of here.
All right. Nash, Joe.
Two steps from a queen getaway. Well, good, huh? Right? I finally got to close
that chapter of my life.
What, did you get fired?
Now, Joseph, I didn't get fired. I resigned.
Oh, no, after that entire bombing incident, I became completely
with the entire department. I mean, to blow up a suspect's house, really.
That's crazy.
Yeah, Rick, crazy.
Um, wait a minute.
You are the person that flooded his house with gas.
Well, okay, yes. As senior officer on duty, I suppose I have to take
responsibility. No, no, no, Rick.
You turned the gas on.
That's whatever duty. It doesn't matter. It's fine. I mean, I'll be your
scapegoat. It doesn't matter, baby, because I'm moving on, you know? I'm
to go work on my campaign.
You're still running?
Yeah, I'm still running. Joe, let me ask you a question. Did you know that the
Chinese character for crisis is the same character for opportunity?
You know who taught me that?
My best friend, Nash Bridges. That's who taught me that. Great. Okay, look.
Good luck with everything, all right? Wait, Nash. Come on. Come on. Wait a
second. Wait a second. I want to address the troops. Stick around. Stick around.
Hey, everybody. Everybody, can I have your attention, please?
Please?
Everybody? One second.
Listen, I just want to tell you how proud I am of the work we did together
You know, all the cases or gigs, as it were, that we cracked, it's been a real
honor. It really has. And I want you to remember that it wouldn't be SIU without
you.
Thanks.
Ricks.
Cortez, good luck.
Yeah, whatever.
Hey, uh...
Sorry about the testicle.
Look, I've been walking around the city all night looking over my shoulder. Who
else could have tipped you off? Gordon's got to know what we mean.
Look, we can put you in protective custody if you want.
But the best thing you can do is help us find him. I don't know where he is.
Well, think hard, Arnold. I don't know.
Well, who would?
Maybe his assistant, Carol.
Why her?
Because he's sleeping with her.
Have a nice trip. Thank you very much.
Thank you, ma 'am.
Okay, what time does your taxi get here?
About an hour.
But I still won't see why I have to stay with Joe. I'm perfectly fine here.
We've been over this a hundred times. It'll make me feel better if you're not
alone. And besides, I think Joe could use the company. I can take care of
myself. I know that.
Indulge me, please.
You're the one with the problem.
You're going to be late for your flight. Tell me about it. Caitlin?
Caitlin, sweetheart.
How many minutes before we actually leave this apartment?
Sorry. I'm not the one who's having it absolutely necessary to stop at the
office, am I?
Hey, I allow plenty of time, sister.
Yeah, sure, as long as I'm rushed.
Hey, come on. Can we go? Come on, come on. Yes. Oh, wait. Just one second. Do
you think this sweater here is too warm for the airplane
ride? Well, gee, I'm not wearing one, so I don't know. Does that help? Yes, yes.
Can we go? Yes. Excuse me for not wanting to regard this invitation by
considering a cold. Bye, Nick.
On the way out.
It's Carol Beaudet, it's apartment three.
Looks like somebody forgot their keys.
This gourd's a conflict. Why would someone break into her house?
Lucy can't get a shot.
What the hell are you doing here?
You first, Rick.
Oh, home sweet home.
This was not my fault.
Really? Whose was it?
Yours. I mean, you're the one who can't leave the office.
Some sort of disease or something. You know, I've heard about it, but now I've
seen the results up close and personal. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't go there,
sister. I was packed and ready last night.
What are you doing here?
Taxi didn't show.
It didn't occur to you to call another one?
Well, I guess I don't have to now, do I?
I'll be in my room.
You didn't plan to go over to Joe's in the first place, did you?
No.
I'm an adult. I don't have to be babysat.
Huh.
It's you.
I guess you're alienating just about everybody today.
Well, there's a reason for that. I'm a little tense. You see, I need a
I was ready.
Oh, yeah, except for a few minor accessories.
All right, do not push it, all right? Don't push it! You want me to open a few
windows around the apartment so maybe you could wear your sweater around here?
Hey, I haven't read that yet. Well, poor baby hasn't read it yet.
You know, I'm saying aside to you that...
You weren't really trying to hit me, were you?
No, no, no, no, not the ball, not the ball.
Not the baseball.
That was my Willie Mays baseball.
Hi.
Not yourself.
Uh, not to pry, but aren't you supposed to be thousands of miles away from here
laying on the beach with a pink drink with an umbrella in it?
We missed the plane.
Non -refundable tickets, you know.
So, uh, you're not talking to each other because you missed the flight?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We were still talking to each other after we missed the flight.
It was when she threw my baseball out the window.
That's when we stopped talking to each other.
Not the Willie Mays baseball.
That baseball.
Say it ain't so.
You found it, didn't you?
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Gone.
I'm going to tell you. I searched for two hours. You know what?
It is just a baseball. The thing doesn't have magical properties.
That's like saying that a Picasso is just a painting.
What?
A painting. You know, one of those things you hang on a wall.
You have no idea how much that meant to me, do you?
Stop it. Just stop it. That's all I ever hear is how it's all my fault.
And you know why? Because you, you won't take responsibility for anything. So I
wish you'd just grow up.
So, uh, probably Jamaica will have to wait, huh?
I'm thinking it's going to be waiting for her for a long time.
All right, what's going on with this Gordon Keller deal?
Well, we've established that he and Mueller were partners in crime. They've
taken about $5 .1 million out of the city pension fund the last two months.
Oh, that's good.
What else?
Well, the secretary's also his girlfriend.
Bet you can't find her either.
Nope. Went to her house. She wasn't there. But we did find a bounty hunter
there.
What bounty hunter would be low enough to try and make money off of city
who've lost their pension?
As you may or may not recall, I am still a licensed bounty hunter.
I was pursuing Gordon Keller, a wanted fugitive, which is my right, by the way.
And Carol Bedette's place was my best lead.
I believe you mean our best lead.
Goodbye, Rick.
You don't work here anymore.
Aren't you supposed to be in Jamaica?
Things change.
What does that mean? Does that mean you're going to give up the option on
Caitlin? No. It means things change, Rick. You know, like you used to work
you don't work here anymore.
We still work here, and we want to get back to work. I don't know what you're
saying. Are you telling me you can't use my help? That's it. I'm telling you we
can't use your help. Oh, come on. I'll do all the work. You guys can take all
the credit.
Yeah, but you will keep the city council's $100 ,000 reward money, huh?
your campaign going, right? You know, I don't believe you two. You never, ever
have worked with me. You've only ever worked with me. Get out of here, Rick.
Come on. Have a nice day.
Hey, boss.
Gordon Keller's girlfriend, Carol Beaudet.
She's got a steel genie file. Seems she was a bad girl as a kid. I just talked
to her supervisor. She's out for the next two weeks.
Uh, taken out for sick days.
Mm -hmm.
Okay, run down her family, friends, playmates, and, uh, see if somebody
hiding them both. Oh, put somebody on her house, too. Done. Anything I should
doing, Joe?
Uh, yeah, Joe. You could tell her that she could do a sweep of all the places
our guide could hop, like cars, trains, planes, that sort of thing. Oh, and
notify all the travel agencies and airlines to keep on the lookout.
Well, you can tell him that I'd be happy to, since I have no problem leaving the
SIU to get to the airport.
Oh. Joe, you can tell her that on her way to the airport, there's a little
on her left out there. It's called Candlestick Park.
That's where Willie Mays used to play.
Joe, why don't you remind him that it's now called Three Calm Park? The only
people who still call it Candlestick are people who live in the past.
Joe, you can tell her that people with a heart still call it Candlestick, the
house that Willie Mays built.
So glad I could help.
Jordan, which one are you, huh? Come on, we'll watch.
Check the bedroom.
Yes!
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Keller? Sir?
Hi, how you doing?
Rick Pitina, formerly of the SFPD.
Formerly? You a cop?
Uh... You know, I used to be, but now I work for the city in a different
capacity. Well, what do you want?
Well, I'd like to talk to you about your brother.
My brother?
Yeah, your brother, Gordon.
I'm wondering if you might have any idea where I could find him.
You know, I wish I could help, but your guess is as good as mine.
You do know about Gordon's cabin in Tahoe, right?
No, I didn't. I did.
You might find him there.
No, you wouldn't happen to have his address, would you?
You know, I don't offhand, but he's listed. On the North Shore.
North Shore?
Listed? Okay. Hey, thank you, man. I appreciate it. Anytime. Okay, you have a
nice day. Have a nice day.
Bye.
Only 37 more steps. Honest. Honest. Okay.
Yeah, we should take a break.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Jerry's going to love this bed.
Tell that to Hannah.
Hey, behind you. Hannah.
Hey.
Buddy! What's up?
How you doing?
How's your boy?
How's your boy?
Harvey, can we talk for a second?
Sure, yeah.
She seems nice.
Robin? Yes, very.
So have you talked with the HMO yet?
Yeah. They said that as soon as my name is officially on Jerry's birth
certificate, he's covered.
When will that be?
Within a few weeks.
Which I know they said a few weeks ago.
Look, I don't mean to harp. It's just that my temp job doesn't come with
insurance.
And I just had to take Jerry for his checkup in his shop.
I split the bill.
I wasn't fishing for money.
I know.
But would it help?
Yeah.
Cool.
Caitlin!
It's signed.
Right there. Willie Mace.
That's so thoughtful.
I appreciate it. Thank you.
But you can take it back.
Why?
When I was... When I was a kid, I used to go to the baseball games at
Candlestick Park.
And my friends and I, we'd sit in the right field bleachers.
And one day we sat in the left field bleachers, just a random choice.
And my biggest hero, Willie Mays, smacked a grand slam home run right to
And I caught it.
I waited for two hours after the ball game for him to sign it.
That's really beautiful, Nash.
Unless, of course, you're me. Are you trying to make me feel worse? No.
it's working. I don't know what to do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, what
I'm trying to say is I shouldn't have acted that way.
I'm embarrassed about the way I behaved.
I just... At least you know why now.
I don't ever remember being quite that angry. Oh, I just... I'm not so sure if
it was a good thing or a bad thing.
Both.
Yeah? What was so good about it?
Well, you were very passionate.
So what was so bad?
Your aim.
You're still disappointed, aren't you?
It's just a baseball.
I'll get over it.
Just the cat I'm looking for.
The SIU is off limits to you, Rick. Come on, Joe. I've got this genius lead on
Gordon Keller's whereabouts. I need just a little smidgen of police computer
time to follow up.
Why Chaz Nash?
Because he'd say no.
What makes you think I won't? Because I'm going to give you 20 % of the reward
when I catch him.
Really? Not interested.
Come on, Joe. That's $20 ,000 for a couple seconds of computer time. Come
Rick, that would be unethical.
That's why I'm coming to you.
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, okay?
Joe, I need it. Please, please.
Dominguez. He broke into my house.
Who did?
My brother.
What the hell do I do now?
Where are you right now?
A couple of blocks from your station. I didn't know if I should come.
Absolutely. That's the best thing you could do.
Rick.
I have to take this call. Can you please leave?
What is that? Is that a lead on Gordon Keller?
Rick, you want to please get lost?
Okay, fine, Joe. Thanks for nothing.
I'll see you in a couple minutes, okay? Just relax.
You're okay.
I don't need his help. I don't need his help. I'll do it myself.
I never helped anyone.
Still.
long before you ever got necessary... Help! Help!
I can't do anything!
Somebody help me!
Where's the... Somebody help me! What the hell are you doing?
What am I doing? I'm protecting my hundred grand. I just single -handedly
collared Gordon Keller. You idiot! I'm his brother!
Do I look stupid to you?
You don't just look stupid. This is Arnold, Gordon's twin brother.
Oh, nice try. Arnold had to go see. I was just talking to him at the house.
You were just talking to him?
Yeah, I talked to him. Him and some blind girl.
Oh, congratulations, Rick. You just let our two fugitives slip right through
your finger, you moron.
Passport, for starters.
He's smart.
He figures it's easier to get out of the country as you than him.
Gordon, I grew up and would never do anything like this. Oh, five million
dollars buys a lot of bad habits.
I'm going to need a list of all the other things that are missing from your
house. Okay.
What's the phone book doing out here?
I don't know.
Pages 279 to 282 are missing.
What comes between balloons and banquet centers?
Oh, hold on. Wait. I'm good at this.
Balloons, right? Okay.
Balloons.
Bandanas. Banjo. Banjo lessons.
Bankruptcy. Baloney.
Thanks.
Thanks?
That son of a bitch. He's laundering the money.
Could explain why he's still in town.
Evan, grab Harvey.
Run all the banks in the morning. Start with A and go through all of them. See
what they're up to. You got it.
Well, what about me? Where do I go?
Hotels for you. Room service, inspector vision.
Courtesy of the city.
Don't even worry about that, because he's probably not going to be hungry for
couple hours. And if he is, you'll know. He, like, demands his food. Chrono. All
right, I'll take this. Uh, cell phone, right here.
You need anything. Don't hesitate to call, okay?
Harvey, let's go!
Yeah,
you be good. Bye, Daddy. Be good, okay? Be sweet to Robin.
Look at that big truck.
I love you!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, man. Man, extremely cute.
Isn't he?
No, I bet you babysit him.
Robin? You touch her, you're dead.
I'm serious.
What's the matter?
Thought you and Nash made up.
We did, but I just still feel so bad. I wish I could find that ball.
You sure it's gone? Did you look?
Yeah, yeah, we looked. We looked out on the street.
Well, he mostly looked because I was a little bit mad at him still, so I didn't
look that hard.
It's got to still be there. I mean, it didn't just disappear.
Maybe we can still find it.
Well... Okay, throw it just as hard as before.
Okay.
Sounds really strange, but I was trying to recreate the trajectory of the ball
that I threw out the window.
Any time now.
The millennium's approaching.
One second.
Here.
Here. Grip the stitchy with your fingers.
The elbow up.
Step into it and follow through.
Follow through.
in pursuit.
Hey.
Hey,
kids,
how you doing?
Can I talk to you for a second?
What do you want?
Can I ask you a question?
Where'd you get... It's a baseball.
It's my ball.
Oh, I'm sure it is. Can I see it for a minute?
Why?
Oh, it's okay.
I'm a policeman.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Nice dog.
Hey, just give me the ball.
Huh. You're quick, aren't you?
Want to play that game? Let's go.
Hello.
Hi there. Can I help you? Yeah. My name is Arnold Keller and I'm here to pick up
two tickets to Rio. Sure. I'll just need to see some ID before I release the
tickets.
Here's my passport.
Okay. One second, please.
We got another murder.
Female, 20s, travel agent.
We found two plane tickets to Brazil for Arnold Keller on our computer screen.
Did Gordon get the tickets?
Somebody rifled the place, so I assume he got them, at least the blanks. Uh
-huh. Well, he's never going to make it on a plane out of San Francisco.
Well, we got a line on his banking scam. He and Carol have been buying up
bunches of traveler's checks, Nash. Always between $8 ,000 and $9 ,500
Yeah, because $10 ,000 triggers the automatic government notification.
Now, $5 million in cash, I know it's too big to carry on a plane, but how do
traveler's checks make it any better?
That's an old bad guy trick.
You take the cash, turn it into traveler's checks, then destroy the
checks. Go to a non -extradition country, reconstitute the traveler's
report them stolen, and you've got yourself some cash. You're back in
So we'll file a bank alert?
Harvey,
tighten the noose on this guy. Let's get it. Yeah.
Nishy! What is it with you? You spend more time here than you ever did when
were actually a police official. Hold on, don't get mad at me. I got a great
lead on Gordon Keller I want to share with you. I'm listening.
Well, it's very sensitive information.
This is a police station. I think we're going to be safe enough.
A little privacy, please.
All right, come on.
Okay, Rick, this is about as private as it gets.
Unless you want to get a room together.
Okay, Nash, here it is.
I got nothing.
Nothing. Not a dead end.
Are you on some kind of medication?
All right, here's a favor I need from you.
When you find out what Keller is, do me a favor. Give me the collar.
No.
You want us to do all the work and you want to take the credit?
Absolutely not. Yeah, come on, just this one time. Throw me a bone. I'm a
desperate man. That is a lovely speech, Rick.
Lovely, lovely speech.
But I got a job, and the job has obligations.
All right, look, if you give it to me this one time, I'll never ask you again.
Forget it, forget it. We've been through this.
I am not allowed to give information to civilians.
Oh, come on. That's what you consider me after all this time, a civilian?
But that's what you are.
Technically. All right, then technically the answer is no.
Nimrod.
I'm hanging.
Look.
Tell me that's not what's left of my baseball.
No, it is not.
What are you up to?
Oh, nothing anymore.
I'll tell you what Caitlin's up to.
She's scouring the city, putting up flyers, interviewing people on the
Why is she doing that? Because she loves you. And she thinks you're disappointed
in her.
So, stop moping about the baseball and why don't you cut her some slack, okay?
already did.
Yeah, well, she hasn't gotten the memo yet.
All right, thanks for the tip.
What's this?
Ah, that's Rick Bettina's briefcase.
Son of a bitch.
I haven't even seen this gag in 15 years. What?
Drop by on a bogus mission, leave your briefcase with a recorder in it, and
back in an hour and pick it up.
He didn't even lock it, that stupid bastard.
And listen to what was said.
But Tina's bugging us.
He always does.
Stupid.
He's a junk.
Hi, anything good?
Is there room in there for two?
No.
Why don't you find your own dumpster?
Hey, man, don't go crazy on me.
Go away!
Hey,
Rick, how you doing? Oh, good, Joe, good, good.
Good. Hey, look, you know, I think I accidentally left my briefcase here.
Really? Yeah, you guys seen it?
What's it look like? No.
Oh, you know, it's black, you know, briefcase -y.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
Okay. Thanks. Gotta go. Yeah.
See you, Rick.
Any word from Harvey and Evan? No, not yet.
Hey, Nashman.
You think Rick's a switch hitter?
Patina? How do you mean?
Well, do you think he goes both ways?
No idea. Why?
Well, you know, with Inger out of town, I'm kind of free to sow some wild oats,
and I'm thinking Rick might make for a wild romp in the hay.
What do you think, Rick? You up to that?
You need to endorse these here on the left?
Of course.
Excuse me.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, I leaked here.
Great,
on our way.
Cowboy dead?
sfpd you're under arrest like
he said you're under arrest
he's killed twice that would make you an accessory correct bite me
not very bright are you you just don't get it this is pointless
i love gordon i'm not giving him up
Screw you.
How did I know she was going to say that?
You know what? I'm kind of glad you did say that, because I have this theory.
I'm thinking that you two lovebirds haven't seen each other in a while, and
going to want to hear your voice.
So as soon as he pages you, we'll just run a reverse directory, then we'll go
the address and take him down.
You know what the really, really fun part is?
Afterwards, we get to talk to the judge.
And tell him how incredibly uncooperative you were.
You'd be amazed how the phrase maximum sense just leaps out of a judge's mouth
in those kind of situations.
He's not going to page me, guys. He doesn't have my number.
You'll forgive us if we don't believe you.
Come on, he really doesn't. He doesn't have my number.
I want to be able to hear the pager.
Come on, guys.
Okay, he's going to kill me. Shh.
All right.
All right, he's at the Emerald Palace Hotel, room 317, okay?
You're thinking the same thing as us.
Oh, good. Somebody did everything but read them and write.
That bastard.
What happened?
I was robbed.
Check it out. A lot of traveler check machines here. No cash. He took the
Two million bucks.
The cash you stole from the pension fund, somebody robbed from you.
Yeah. Whose brilliant idea was that?
You guys know.
He used to be a cop.
What?
The man who stopped me at Arnold's house.
I gotta admit, I'm impressed.
I mean, who would have thought he had it in him?
Nash. Hello, Nash, old buddy of mine.
Got him.
Uh, Rick, where are you, buddy?
Everybody's getting a little concerned.
Oh, they are? Oh, I'm touched, truly.
Rick, that means get your ass in here with that money.
That's a no, Nash. The money now belongs to me.
Rick, look, we can call this temporary insanity if you want, but just bring the
money back, all right?
All my life, people have been dumping on Rick Petito. But no more. Not gonna
happen anymore, buddy.
Rick, if you take this money, you're gonna go to jail. If you go to jail,
gonna be in a jail cell. And you won't be the husband.
Do you get my drift?
Buddy, dude, there's not gonna be any jail. This was the perfect crime.
The perfect crime.
Nash, I'm gonna miss you. I really am. But I'm not gonna miss anything else.
Rick, don't do this.
Look, Max, one day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you knew the
Patina.
All right, have a good life. Rick. Bye -bye. Don't hang up.
Rick.
I don't believe this. He's actually going to do it.
Daddy's home, Mr. Boy.
Anna, he's supposed to be with me. That's right. You, not Robin. You always
me when you get a babysitter.
This isn't working.
You and me and this whole custody thing.
And Jerry is the one who's stuck right in the middle.
Anna, what do you suggest we do about it? I should probably get the hell out
the picture. Is that it? You know, just back off completely.
I want you to come in.
Let's talk about this.
Jamaica?
Only if we hurry.
You're going to miss your plane again.
Actually, I told Miss Caitlin that the plane leaves an hour earlier than it
actually does.
I used to pull the same thing on your mother.
Not the most prompt woman I ever knew. A lot of fun, isn't it?
All right, now.
This is one of Caitlin's friends.
She's going to come by every night, check on you, make you a few meals and
like that. That's her number.
Great. You okay with that?
Yeah, I'm good. All right. I am ready.
Wow. What a concept.
Let me have that. Woo -hoo.
Looking good. Let's go.
Bye, Nick. Bye, Nick.
Bye -bye. All right. You run along now. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
Hello. Hello, Joe.
Nick, can I come over and watch the game?
Sorry I couldn't find your ball.
Fate brought it into my life. Fate took it away.
Hopefully somebody else will get lucky.
What kind of luck did it bring you?
I met you?
Yeah, how many years did you have it before that happened? I didn't say it
worked fast.
Excuse me, I got the window seat there, pardon me.
Love the new do, Rick.
Not even you are this good.
Sometimes I just get lucky.
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