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Thanks for the ride. Sorry, I didn't mean to take you to look out of your

Not a problem.

Oh, listen, say hello to your roommate for me, will you? Oh, I didn't tell you.

She moved out. She got transferred. She flies out of Chicago now. You got the

apartment? Yep.

Finally got a place to auto myself.

Lottery winners would trade places with you in a second.

Can I help you with that? No, I got it.

Okay, well, thanks again for the ride. I get my car back tomorrow morning.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Ready? Where you going?

Yeah.

You move, you die.

Got it?

Got it.

Nash, how did you know?

Dumb luck.

Forgot your tape recorder.

Hey, what is this?

You didn't say anything about another guy. That's not what you advertised.

Hey, what the hell's going on here?

We're going to find that out, Bubba.

You're a criminal, Vince. We pulled your sheet.

Vincent.

Look, this whole thing was supposed to be a consensual arrangement.

How's that, Vincent?

She asked me to come over here.

What? Look, I didn't know she was a cop. This whole deal's entrapment.

All right, what are you talking about?

It's true, I swear.

We were in the chat room.

What chat room?

Oh, like you don't know.

What chat room, Vincent?

Extreme hardcore.

That's a new man.

Harv, Caitlin, where's your computer?

It's in the den.

Give me two minutes.

So, Vincent, your story is that you were online

and she invited you over here to rape her.

That's your story?

Look, I wasn't really going to do it.

I just wanted to see, you know, what kind of chick could put that out there.

You're so sick.

Not as sick as you, sweetheart.

Uh, Vincent, I'm going to suggest that you close your mouth and be very,

very quiet.

Ronnie, take him down to the SIU.

Come on.

Harvey? Well, ExtremeHardcore .com is up and running.

Oh, my.

Hello.

Okay, if I can check on member profiles, I look for Caitlin Cross, I should

get... That's my driver's license picture.

I've always fantasized about being taken by force late at night by a man in

black when all the screaming in the world won't do me any good.

Oh, my God, who would do this to me?

Have you renewed your driver's license in the last six months?

No.

Why?

Because they've got the address here. And if it's not on your driver's

then, uh... And how would this pervert find out where I lived?

Exactly. Harvey?

I'll track down the Internet server, get a muzzle, put on this chat room, but

they are going to bitch First Amendment. Let them bitch. Makes for a good public

debate. You can track down these anonymous people on the net, right? If

determined enough.

Get determined. I want to find out who's masquerading as Caitlin and who's

trying to set her up.

So, any idea who's doing the kinky Caitlin doppelganger routine?

No, no, none.

Any psycho ex -boyfriends?

God, Nash, nobody would do anything like this.

That's qualified.

Please, let me unqualify it for you. No.

All right, well, it's a sense you can't stay here, and I don't want you here

alone. Okay, I'll check into a hotel.

No, no, no, that's not good enough.

If they can follow you here, they can follow you there. Oh, what? I'm not safe

anywhere. That's what you're saying?

No. What I'm saying to you is we're just going to be a little more careful from

here on in.

You know what? You can stay with Ingrid and me. We've got plenty of room.

No, that's okay. That's a perfect idea.

It's not a problem, really.

Now, in the meantime, rewind your mental Rolodex. See who gives you the biggest

case of the heebie -jeebies.

All right?

How's the baby making going, Bubba? Don't ask.

Boss? We got the webmaster to pull the plug on that extreme site.

Replaced it with a warning about the Caitlin postings that'll hopefully keep

anybody else from joining the fun and games.

Who's the internet poet?

The guy playing Caitlin, Jimmy Testani, a registered sex offender. Lives in

Bernal Heights.

What's his connection to Caitlin? I can't find one. Let's ask Caitlin.

What? Ask me what?

Jimmy Testani.

You know him?

This is the man who put me on the web?

Mm -hmm.

You know him?

No, I never heard of him. Are you sure?

Yeah, that's the guy.

All right, thanks.

I'm going to take it from here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think that's such a good idea.

He's messing with the wrong woman, Nash.

Hello, hello.

This is an SIU gig, not MCD. No, it is about me, all right? The thing is about

me. I'm not going to sit around and wait for the other shoe to drop.

And neither are we.

And I'm going to be there just to make sure when the other shoe does drop that

it doesn't drop on your pretty little head.

Fine. You can come with me.

Joe?

Here you

go,

beautiful. Keep the change.

Thanks a lot.

You're very welcome.

Look at that.

That was a 20, man.

So what? It's petty cash.

Buddy, there's extravagance and then there's obscenity.

Harvey, if you're going to obsess about every penny, it's going to show, right?

It's high -end tourists that are getting robbed here at the hotel.

Am I right or not?

You're going to be the one who fills out the additional explanation box on the

expense report.

Yeah, I will. I will. Don't worry about it.

I have this huge business meeting upstairs.

This could not be worse timing.

You tried drinking a glass of water without taking a breath, or if you eat a

piece of white bread, take the crust off, roll it into a ball.

Oh, gee, I left my white bread at home.

Damn it, I have tried everything. I have pulled my tongue. I've held my breath.

Nothing is working. Nothing's working.

Guy walks into the bar.

He says he wants a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on him. The guy

says thanks, walks out. What happened?

Is this a riddle? I'm really, I'm not very good at riddles.

He had the hiccups.

Oh, oh, oh, that's cute. Right, yeah.

The bartender scared him. I get it.

I like that.

They're gone.

Yeah, thank you.

You're welcome.

That's me.

Have a good meeting.

Thanks. What do you want?

It's FPD. Open up.

Joe? I think we got a runner. I got the back.

I was kind of hoping to talk to him.

Yeah. So was I.

There you go.

Tune them out.

Sure. French fry. No problem.

Miss Crow.

Hello, Lou.

Nobody told me you were out.

All those little things that you miss.

Like being able to eat what you want, when you want.

Glad I ran into you, though.

I've been doing a lot of thinking. That's the thing about prison.

You got a lot of time to think.

I'm on my lunch break, Lou.

And I've been thinking about Haley.

wondering, has he forgiven me?

What do you think?

You almost killed her, Lou.

I doubt it.

I owe you.

Excuse me?

You have no idea what it's like to be a cop in prison. It's a nightmare.

It's like your own private little hell that you just cannot imagine.

Then you really have to experience it to understand.

All right, this conversation is over.

And so is your game, all right?

Don't you come near me again.

Hey, aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, that's all right.

I know who's behind all this.

You ever hear of a guy named Lou Grissom?

Ex -cop wife, Peter?

I headed the MCD case that led to his indictments.

I heard he was out.

He came to see you? Yeah, at the roastery. What happened?

Scared the hell out of me, that's what.

Wait a minute.

What? What is it?

Joe?

I'll check Jimmy Testani's yellows.

Guess who the last person was to arrest Jimmy Testani?

Lou Grissom. Lou Grissom.

Where are you going?

I'm going to go see your friend.

Yeah, well, good. I'm coming with.

No, no, no, no, no. You're going to stay here this time.

We can handle it.

I didn't want to play this.

Hard and fast.

Bad cop, bad cop, huh?

How about bad cop, worse cop?

That's

Bridges.

Lou Grissom.

Hey, heard you made captain.

Congratulations.

What do you say we cut the chitchat?

I'll make it simple for you.

Stay away from Caitlin Cross.

Since when did it become a crime to buy love for somebody?

Way ahead of you, Louie. We know all about this son.

Sonny, the sonny.

Nope, doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.

I don't ring your bell, dumbass. I'm just a simple parolee trying to get by

here, Captain.

If Caitlin Cross dubs her toe, rips the hem on her dress, For if the Golden Gate

Bridge should happen to fall on her head, there'll be a seat in hell waiting

you, Bubba.

Ahoy!

Permission to come aboard.

I recognize that.

You found me. Hi, Elaine.

Hi. Don't tell me you do your own engine work.

It relaxes me.

You are a jewel.

You know, 12 years I've been coming here, and I haven't told anyone.

Not even my clerk where I was going.

How did you find me?

Well, if it'll make you feel any better, it wasn't easy.

Well, what can I do for you, Nash?

I need a temporary restraining order against an ex -cop named Luke Grissom.

He's stalking this MCD inspector, Caitlin Cross.

He's the cop that they put away for beating up his wife.

That's right. She's the cop in patrol, right?

As always.

Your command of the facts is impeccable.

I'm on board on this one.

I'm going to need it fast.

You got it.

So you haven't heard from him since he's been paroled?

No, I got a call from the parole board, but I haven't heard word one from him.

Nothing? No anonymous notes? No hang -ups? No, no nothing.

I know, this whole thing's worrying me, Hayley. You know, especially since the

man... I know, especially since he nearly beat me to death.

I want you to be careful, all right? I don't know what the guy's thinking.

Look, I'm around cops all day.

I'm with Jared at night. I know. I carry a gun.

I am not going to let him hurt me again. Hey, my two favorite police inspectors.

Hi, Jared.

Honey, sorry I'm late. It's okay. I'm used to it.

We missed you at the dinner party. I know. I'm sorry. I had to work.

Oh, that's me.

All right, keep in touch, please.

Yes, Mother.

You, you take care of her. Always.

Bye. Hello, Caitlin Cross.

Excuse me?

What?

Uh, Bubba?

Oh, don't ask.

I'm afraid I already did.

It's supposed to keep my sperm count high, you know? Oh, God, I wish I had an

app. The invasion of Normandy wasn't as well planned.

Inger's really working the calendar, huh?

Working it. She's got everything wired to her basal temperature.

I'm going to beep when she's ready.

It's got to be like the old days. You go six, seven times a night, you know?

Get up.

When did you go six?

Never mind.

I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.

Say that again?

Yeah.

to Alabama.

To Alabama?

I was told you were moving out.

By who? Who told you that? Your husband.

My husband? Look, I'm not even married.

All right, listen to me. Just tell me what happened.

I got a call from a guy who said he was your husband.

He said you were taking a job in Alabama.

Is that not true? No, no, that is not true. Where is all my furniture?

The movers took it here.

They said that they were going to take it down there, and it should be there by

next Tuesday. Well, that's great. Hello?

Oh, hi.

Jeannie, come on. Hi. I thought I'd be the first one here.

Wait a second. Who is she?

Jeannie's a broker.

I listed the apartment last night.

Hi.

You can't do that. I live here. I have a lease.

Okay. Well, quite frankly, I don't feel comfortable with this whole situation.

You know, if this is a bad time... Hey.

All right, wait.

Hi. Jeannie, right?

Right.

Wow.

Wait, wait.

You are not going to get away with this.

I'm sorry.

Have we met?

All right, listen to me. Please, one of your trucks is halfway to Alabama with

all my furniture in it. I need you to find the truck, get it back to San

Francisco immediately, okay?

Thank you.

Problem? Yeah.

Grissom has arranged for a full -service movie with all my stuff on its way to

Alabama. Okay, okay. Now, stop brandishing that phone, put it back in

holster, and let me give you some good news.

Got a restraining order put on Grissom. He comes within 500 yards of you or has

any contact with you whatsoever.

His ass goes right back to Joe. He has all my belongings, guys, all right?

I'm going to make him pay.

Caitlin. Caitlin.

Why don't you dial it down a notch or two?

I'm on top of it, okay?

Oh, hi, honey.

Are you ready?

Sure, I'd buy some. The nanny's going to be back in ten minutes with Lucia. My

temperature is optimum.

And the sale only lasts one day, you know what I mean?

Okay. Do you want to get a glass of wine first?

I don't know if we've got the time.

Well, you know, we might not make this so pressure -packed.

What, you don't want to make love to me? No.

I mean, no, no, yes, I do. It's just that, you know, under the

It just seems like a little bit, you know... What?

Well, Forrest... Oh, my gosh, only eight minutes left.

You know, Joe, if this is going to be such a big hotel, why don't we just do

and get it over with, okay? So, come on, let's get your pants up, honey.

Great foreplay.

I'm sorry, I don't want to go through this next month. Yeah, well, you do.

Hello?

Don't worry about her. Just ignore her.

Inger, you in here?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I brought some Chinese and I... Hello.

Well, it's the lady who overcame hiccups.

Hey.

May I? Oh, yeah, sure. I'm sorry.

I see you've been shopping.

Oh, Liz, I shouldn't be trusted with credit cards in this town.

So you're here on business?

Yeah. I own a software company in Phoenix, and we're thinking of making

acquisitions in Silicon Valley, trying to expand our market. I'm boring you

silly inside of 12 seconds.

No, no, no. No, God, no. I'm a patent lawyer, and you want to talk about

You know what?

Let's not talk about work.

That's a good idea.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, excuse me.

Yeah. Hey, I thought you were going to make a stop by the room.

Oh, hey.

I got sidetracked.

So is the meeting still going on?

Yes, the meeting's still going on. That was the plan. Every hour on the hour. We

change places. You're due up here now.

Huh.

Why are you making your voice deeper? Is there a woman there with you?

No.

Harvey, who is she?

I'll be up in a minute.

Barnett, I gotta run.

Well, um...

Why don't you give me a call tomorrow and maybe we could get some dinner?

I'm staying at the Prescott.

Stephanie Green, that's a brilliant idea.

The last bit of luxury you're going to feel for a while, my friend.

Oh. Oh, hey.

Hey. What are you doing up?

I couldn't sleep.

Yeah, I mean, so what's on your mind?

You know, I've never actually shot anybody before.

Well, what about the time you shot Nash in the ass?

No, I mean on purpose, with the intent to kill.

How do you ever get that out of your mind?

I don't know.

Guys I shot were shooting back at me, so I don't feel real bad about putting

them down, you know?

Well, I guess I was just, um...

I was scared.

Yeah, well, fear's a good thing. I mean, you know, it gives you an edge.

The day I stopped being scared is the day I stopped being a cop.

So, what are you doing up?

Can you, uh, keep a secret?

No, not too well.

Uh, well, in that case, um, uh, Inger snores.

Hmm.

You must have taken that remedial math course.

Because by my calculation, you're about 490 yards too close.

Nash, I sent for him.

Who'd want to bust my parole?

I'm his new parole officer. I just case transferred here this morning.

Stay put.

What are you doing?

Nash, his parole officer has over 80 active cases, all right? He can't keep

eye on him. I can.

Meaning what?

Meaning daily drug screens, daily check -ins. The man drops a cigarette butt on

the ground and his ass goes back to sand cube.

Do you see what's happening here?

He's drawing you in, Caitlin.

I am in control of the situation.

Are you? Yes. Yes, I am. I wouldn't be too sure about that.

You don't intimidate me.

You think you do, but you don't. I own you now.

Well, I'm very happy to be owned by you.

No idea how much I enjoy our little sessions, Inspector.

Caitlin?

Ronnie, this guy moved.

Do whatever comes naturally.

What?

Jared Dupre, Haley Grissom's boyfriend, was killed in his store about 20 minutes

ago. Oh, my God.

And I believe you gave your friend Mr. Grissom there. Come on.

And they're tied up. Bye.

Oh, thank you.

What? Check it out.

Smells like it's been fired recently.

You better hope I don't find out this is a murder weapon.

Because if I do, you're going away for life.

I don't know what you're talking about. Bag it. Right away.

What are you doing here?

It's Jared.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No.

I'm sorry. Hanley, please.

You know it's Lou.

It's Lou.

Oh, God, I didn't kill them. I didn't kill them.

I thought I'm upset.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Let me have someone take you home and stay with you, all right? I'm going to

this son of a bitch.

Officer? Yeah?

I'm Inspector Cross. Please, can you take her home? And I want two unis with

at all times until the weather's wise for me, all right? Yes, ma 'am.

when to check in, Miss Cross.

Not too soon, is it?

Mother, the thrill is gone.

I'd use the bigger car next time if I were you.

Be inside.

When? This afternoon.

This guy's starting to piss me off.

Mr. Freddy Pike.

What do you want now?

Got another job for you.

Uh, Grace just called from property. She wants to know when she's going to get

her suit and watch back.

Ah, yeah, I meant to call her, right?

Yeah. Harvey, if you're going to lie to me, at least try to be convincing.

Nash, man, we rolled a seven on the Dupree murder. We got an eyewitness.

working with a sketch artist as we speak.

Better yet, get the eyewitness down here.

Start showing him mug shots of Grissom's collars.

I'm guessing Testani wasn't the only con doing his dirty work. I'm moving on it.

He wants me dead, right? I mean, that's where this whole thing's headed. He's

got to kill me first. He's good, but he's not that good.

And how are we supposed to get ahead of him?

Evan's got an eyewitness that's going to come down here and ID one of Grissom's

callers. We get that guy to roll over on Grissom, we've got enough to send him

back to prison. And what if Evan's witness does not come through?

Caleb, we're going to turn the tables on this guy.

Oh, no, Stephanie, I'm pathetic.

I'm so attached to this dog. I sprout gray hairs if I leave him alone at

But, listen, I figure if the mud is misguided enough to give me

love, I've got to just plan all of my day around him.

Well, that's probably good training for being a parent.

Oh, yeah.

If kids can subsist on dry food and chew toast, I'm set.

So, uh, do you ever think about having kids?

I'm just... Thoughts cross my mind.

Next subject, please.

Listen.

I gotta tell you something.

Well, why don't you tell me upstairs?

Tony.

This is kind of crazy, but I might have... Oh.

You know what? I'm going to go ahead and take this. Great, great, great. I'm

going to get another one right now. Okay. All right.

Hello.

I need a room for a night, please.

Hi.

We're completely booked for the evening.

There's a software convention in town.

You've got to help me here, please, please.

We don't have anything.

The Sequoia Suite, but I assume... No, that's fine. That's fine. I'll take it.

That's great.

Great. All I need is your credit card imprint.

How much is it?

Fifteen hundred dollars.

Sir?

Fine. Fine.

Yes.

Well, the good news is Joe isn't cooking.

I think you're going to order in from Tommy Lloyd.

That'll be good. I hope she gets that fried rice that I like.

That wouldn't be your furniture coming back from Alabama, would it?

What? I didn't tell him to come here.

The driver says somebody broke into his trailer at a van stop outside of

Oakland. He checked it out. Nothing seemed to be missing.

He thinks maybe that's when they planted the bomb in the body.

This is so insane. I mean, how does this man think he can win at this?

His definition of winning is quite different than yours.

He wants to take you down, and he doesn't care if he goes down with you.

Hey, guys, our DB's name is Freddy Pike, five -time B &E guy from Bayshore

Acres. And if you check it out, you'll find out Grissom put him away.

Yeah, I already checked. He did, twice.

You were right.

This guy had a lot of time in that jail cell to think this up, didn't he? Yeah,

so why don't he just come straight at us?

Oh, he will eventually.

He just wants to torture you a little bit longer.

What are we going to do?

Well, we'll run pikes and we'll pick up a scent on Grizzly. Exactly.

And we'll put you and Haley into protective custody. Oh, no, no, no. No

We'll not give that man the satisfaction. You want to get ahead of

you? But Nash, I... Caitlin, this is not multiple choice.

Evan, pick up Haley Grissom. Meet us at Bridges and Dominguez. Got it.

This is the Inspector Wilburn.

All right.

even look great with.

You're sweet.

Oh, baby.

Yes. You want some champagne?

Oh, yeah.

Yum.

Can I tell you something?

No.

No, honey, you're... No, just don't, please.

Look, we are in this beautiful hotel suite in the most romantic city in the

world. And I'm with this very passionate, successful

software entrepreneur.

I'm having a really wonderful time.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Hello?

Hi.

I'm just getting ready for bed.

Please don't start a fight with me.

Yeah, put her on.

Hi, honey, how are you?

Oh, I know.

Yeah, well, you're the older sister, so be the bigger person.

Yeah, I'll be home tomorrow night before you go to bed.

I miss you too, honey.

Okay, bye.

That's right, Bubba.

You've been had.

How'd you know that I'd find this place?

I had faith in you, Lou.

You can be pretty clever sometimes.

Come on, we're going north.

Caleb, you're with us.

I am now.

Lucy, I'm home.

Joe?

Oh, hi, honey.

Hi.

Peace offering?

Oh, you're sweet.

Thank you.

You know...

I gotta tell you, I don't like what this whole fertility thing is doing to us.

You know what I mean?

I know.

It all becomes sort of forced, huh?

Well, yeah.

I'm sorry, Joe.

You know, I love another child, but I'm happy with the way things are now, you

know?

Me too.

So let's not force it.

Okay. Music to my ears.

Where's Lucia?

She's on a play date.

Joe?

I'm not ovulating anymore.

Don't have to ask me twice.

Have you seen the bedroom in this place? It's really spacious.

Zoom the position.

Well,

the paperwork's done.

How you doing?

Okay.

But all that stuff that blew up in that moving van, I mean, oh.

It's like all my childhood stuff, you know, my grandmother's rocking chair.

Just up, though, right?

Well, that's what the Buddhists say.

Hey, at least I got my place back.

May not have anything in it, but a couple of closets full of clothes, but I

it back.

Well, in this city, I think it's probably better to have a place to put

than actually having stuff.

No, I'm just about finished on my report on you and the SIU.

Is that good news or bad?

I don't know.

I do know that you really helped me.

You really did, Nat. You helped me with the whole Grissom thing. You know, you

were really there for me.

Why wouldn't I be?

I'm here.

Sure that's a good idea?

No.

But I really wanted to.