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Rick, the answer is no.

Why?

Because I have a hard and fast rule.

No domestic dispute.

Oh, great. You have your own private detective agency and you don't do

That's crazy.

Look, I'll pay you double.

Plus expenses. It's not about the money, Rick.

All right, listen to me. The other night she called and she said she was going

to her mother's, right?

Then her mother calls looking for her. What would you think?

She had car trouble.

She ran into a friend.

She changed her mind.

I can think of a lot of reasons before jumping to she's having an affair.

Okay, Mr. Benefit of the Doubt, how about this?

We're down only 12 times a week.

What? Yeah, you do the math. That's less than twice a day. No, no, no, no. I'm

no good with long debates.

Nash, hold on, Nash.

Darcy Benton is the best thing that's ever happened to me. She's going to be

wife. You know what? I can understand if you were discretion.

She's got cold feet, one last fling, whatever. None of us is perfect.

Just if she'd admit it, I can move past it. But it's this lying and deceit that

I can't tolerate.

Greg, just level with her, will you?

If you're right, it won't matter. And if you're wrong, what if I'm wrong?

Come on, get down. Get down. Stay low.

Come on.

Come on.

Get over here.

Drop the P now.

Don't even blink.

He's dead.

Good.

Unfortunately, so are a lot of other people.

I promise you, that's what I'm going to find out.

Okay?

You go be with your husband for a minute. I want to talk to your little

Listen, you're going to have to be a big girl while your daddy's getting better,

all right?

And I promise you, he's going to get better. He's going to be perfect, good

new.

Also, when you talk to the doctor, you make sure you tell him everything that

you're feeling, okay?

All right.

You're great.

Okay. You make sure they're taken care of. And I'm going to go to jail, got it?

Yes, sir.

Harvey, what the damn it?

Four dead, three civilians wounded, few clues, no answers.

I don't know what the hell was in that case. I was worth dying for. You damn

sure ain't the only one. Rick and Nash, man, our DBs were carrying restricted

-issue automatic weapons plus two -way radios. I had CSU take the prints.

They're running them now.

Good.

For this guy to drop that fast, that had to be cyanide.

Not exactly a standard issue.

I mean, even for the world's best -dressed gunman. Evan, get a hold of

Interpol, all of them. Find out if they'll admit to having anything going

this neck of the woods.

Great. Personal effects, the cyanide man.

One hotel key card from the Fairmont. The other guy had a bottle of lotion.

Compliments of the Crest guy. So these guys are not only smooth, they're silky.

All right, run with it. I want to find out what these bastards had going on.

Man, who is this guy? Some type of renegade insurance salesman?

Maybe we'll find out.

All right, what did you find there, Harv?

Oh, my gosh, it's got the whole World Bank in here.

That look familiar?

It sure does.

Looks like Yerba Buena Gardens.

Australia, South Africa, France.

Return ticket to Paris.

So the guy's not only rich and well -dressed, but he loves to travel, too.

Not anymore, he doesn't.

Okay,

well, in a word, what would you call it?

Hmm.

In a word?

infidelity. Two words. No way.

Look, Bettina and his fiancé aren't married. He's not even living with her,

where's the domestic?

Don't be throwing semantics at me, Joseph.

He hasn't even confronted her with this, so where's the dispute part? Joe, I do

not like doing these kind of cases. They always spell disaster, especially when

it starts with a B, as in Bettina. Well, I already accepted the case.

Hey, I am half of Bridges and Dominguez, you know. Good. You took it. You work

it. Well, you're responsible for the other half of the bridges.

Lotion Boy's room was a bust, but Cyanide Man's was a goldmine. 30 grand

assorted currencies, a What's My Line collection, a passport, this.

It's a roadmap for the shootout. That's interesting.

I'm thinking our bad guys didn't just run into each other by accident.

Yeah, check this out.

The layout for the Mark Hopkins Hotel.

Think maybe round two?

Harvey, get a surveillance team over here and anybody that even resembles our

posse round them up. I'm on it. You on it? We're on it.

Uh, Evan.

Evan, how would you like to work an off -duty case?

Oh, I'd love to, man. I could really use the money.

Excellent. Oh, wait a minute. What are you doing? I'm subcontracting out my

of the work.

Meet my proxy.

Are you forgetting last time I worked with this guy, I wound up kidnapped and

the trunk of a car?

Come on, Joe. You're not still mad about that, are you?

As captain of this vessel?

I pronounce you partners.

Oh, but first, I want that GQ posse. No problem.

So, Joe, tell me, what's his new detective case?

Okay. We've got to find out if Bettina's fiancé is cheating on him.

Bettina has a fiancé? I mean, who would sleep with, let alone marry, Rick

Bettina?

How about her?

Pretty impressive, huh?

Uh, yeah.

Bettina?

You've reached Darcy's voicemail.

I'm not home right now, so leave me a message.

Harp, do you think I would have slept with her had I known she was Bettina's

fiancé? You are in such deep caca here.

It's funny.

What's going to happen when Bettina finds out?

I mean, what am I going to do?

Here's a tip.

Take your foot off the accelerator for a minute. You just broke up with Cassidy,

man. I know that. I mean, I wasn't looking for a relationship or trying to

involved. I mean, it was a rebound thing.

Well, now you're hired to find yourself is cool. It's like a Buddha curse.

Harvey, help me, please.

You know, Evan, I would, but I don't have a clue.

That's the TRW report.

Oh, yeah? Anger, missing credit card payment?

No, it's for his client. I'm working a soft -duty case with Evan.

That Bettina's the answer.

I heard.

Hey,

guys. It's all quiet on the hotel front.

Let me ask you a question. Why do you think they call it private

I don't know why. Because it's supposed to be private. As in, don't blab it.

Got it. Jeez.

This is cool. I'm out of it.

All right, listen to this. Darcy Benton was at Vinga the night she told Bettina

she was at her mother's house. Now,

Joe, wait a minute.

She tells Bettina she's at her mother's, and she sneaks off to a fancy tapas

restaurant with her boyfriend, pays with her own credit card? How does that make

sense? Well, that's what we're going to find out.

We're going to swing by there later, right?

We are?

Yeah. I mean, a woman like that, somebody's going to remember seeing her.

Doesn't that look like a well -dressed gentleman with a Halliburton case?

Excuse me. That's FTD. Turn around.

Turn around.

Tell me what I did.

What are you doing? Nothing here. Boys, boys, boys, boys. Lookie there.

Hey. Hey.

Sorry.

Our boss called me with complaint.

I'm not so crazy about it myself.

But the nice thing about plastic is that it won't work if it ain't

plugged in.

Very good.

Okay. Now, what have we got here?

Certificate of authenticity from Rothsays.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

Scentless Apprentice. Heart -shaped box.

So we've got a bunch of guys in suits running around trying to protect a

notebook full of high school poetry?

Uh -huh. It smells like teen spirit.

Hey, those aren't poems. Those are song titles. Excuse me, Joe.

And good ones, too, written by Kurt Cobain. Oh, yeah, the original Nirvana

lyrics, huh? Right, right. I read in Rolling Stone that they auctioned off

original handwritten lyrics about two months ago.

I guess they're killing over Beatles or Stones or something that makes sense.

Like Cuckoo Cuckoo?

It had to be there.

Let's see, what do we got here? We got designer suits.

We got plastic.

Song lyrics.

You kids want to weigh in on this one? Makes no sense, boss. It's not the dead.

Call over to Ross's.

Tell him that we're on our way, and I want the guy that sold this standing by.

Here, give me that. You're drooling.

Dominguez? Yeah, I'm at SIU. Where are you?

I'm working, Rick.

Oh, I was hoping for an update.

There's an ass with you on this. It's my case.

It says B &D on the door, doesn't it, Rick?

All right, listen, my mother's planning an engagement party for later next week.

I need some answers.

Rick, I'm going as fast as I can. When I have something, I'll give you a call.

All right, all right, fine.

Unbelievable.

The notebook was purchased by Kevin Wild, head of Infront.

He's the geek that invented the internet software and became one of the richest

men in the world overnight, right?

Right. What else you got?

Fingerprints off our case.

Up until last year, the well -dressed bad guy worked for the Taiwanese secret

police, and then he went to work for Mr. Jin Tan out of Singapore.

Oh, yeah? Who's he?

Also very rich.

One of the five richest guys in the world.

That's interesting.

What's the third thing?

cyanide man is missing from the morgue. All right, call around to all the

funeral homes, see if they picked up our guy by mistake.

In the meantime, we'll go by Mr. Wiles, see if he can shed some light on this

fiasco.

Let me get this straight. You ask this girl out for dinner, and then you make

her pay.

No, no, no. I bought dinner, okay? And then she bought something for takeout

her mother or something. You could have bought that, too.

Yes, I know that, Harvin. I would have, and I know it's going to bite me in the

ass like this.

Cortez!

Where's the head on this part?

Uh, it's right over there.

Thanks.

Hey, Rick, I'm sorry about that fiancé thing, man. It's cool. I hope everything

works out for you.

Everybody knows about this?

Cortez? You too?

Uh, well, actually, Joe asked me if I would work the case with him.

Excuse me?

Joe asked me if I would... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't even think about

completing that thought. That can't be happening.

Dominguez! Rick, it's only been five minutes.

Yeah, listen, I hired Bridges and Dominguez, Matt, not Cortez and

What the hell's going on?

Look, I'm on it.

You call one more time, I'm off it.

Understand?

Unbelievable.

No domestic disputes.

Three simple little words to live by.

Does this always happen to me?

Yeah, good question.

Thanks a lot, Harvey. I appreciate it. You talk to Darcy, you tell her you want

out. That's the only way.

That's right, that's right. That's a good point. Why didn't I think of that?

Because you should have a sign on your shirt with an arrow pointing down to

belt that says, I'm this stupid.

Watch this.

Pretty cool, huh? Oh, you see the way they went down. You are not going to see

that in the movies, baby.

He wasn't supposed to be there, I assume.

Who? The cop or this unfortunate little family unit? Oh.

Either. Yeah, but it's unpredictable.

That's what's cool. about it.

Oh, come on.

Okay, you go on to the penthouse.

Elevators on your left side, all the way up.

Thank you.

You can't take those up.

Well, the problem's not to shoot anyone.

Gentlemen, James Carver, head of security. I'm going to need your guns.

Not a chance.

I don't want to play this, James.

It's okay.

Whatever you say, Mr. Wilde.

This should be fun.

Unfortunately, Mr.

Wilde has asked that I escort you up personally, so I'm going to make a rare

exception. That's a good thought.

I kept to your case. I won. No, you captured it, but you couldn't hold on to

Now they're returning it to me.

You haven't won anything.

They're pretty much routine in the business world.

Captain Bridges and Inspector Dominguez for Mr. Wilde. Huh, check it out. Van

Halen, Jagger, Slash.

There, there's an old Paddy Hyde.

Stevie Ray Vaughan.

I miss that guy.

Thank you, Jane. I'll let you know what I decide.

Is that Gentam out of Singapore?

Yes.

Question for you.

What do you think one of your guys would have been doing with this?

Evidently a prized possession of Mr. Weil?

Yes, I'm Kevin Weil. This does belong to you, doesn't it? Yes, it does. I

thought I'd lost it. Mr. Carver, I'll take that.

This is evidence in a police matter now.

As soon as we finish our investigation, I'll be happy to give it back to you.

Well, you've recovered my property. What's the investigation?

Well, some people were shot up today in Yerba Buena Gardens.

Innocent bystanders were hurt.

Four guys were killed.

Now, as near as I can tell, it had something to do with this book.

As crazy as that might sound.

I have a very, very strong feeling that you two are hooked up in this.

I've been around long enough to know that I'd just be wasting my breath to

you about it.

So I'm going to leave you with this.

I'm going to find out what went down, and I'm going to come back.

And I'll bet you when I leave next time, I have company.

How about a new game?

What do you suggest?

Smear the guy with the ball.

Hi.

Hi. Can I talk to you for a minute?

She's busy.

Look, this will only take a second, I promise.

This isn't coming out of my time.

Look, miss, I'm a police officer, okay? If you just lay there and be quiet for a

second, that would be great.

I'll be right back.

Thank you very much.

You are so cute.

Thanks, but I'm not feeling so cute right now. Why didn't you tell me that

Pitino was your fiancé?

Who told you that?

He did.

I didn't know that you guys knew each other.

Look, what difference does it make? I mean, his stepfather is the chief of

police, okay?

You're his fiancé, and we can't be doing this anymore.

Why not?

Why not? Darcy, you're engaged.

Look, Darcy, I'm sorry, okay?

It's over.

No.

Excuse me?

No, I won't let you go.

No, no, no, you're not letting me go. I'm letting you go, okay? We're breaking

up. We had some fun, but that's it.

Fine. Break up with me, Evan.

And I'll tell Rick all about us.

I'll make Monica Lewinsky look like an amnesiac.

And she said no.

You can't refuse to break up with someone when they break up with you. It

all current.

Have you ever seen Fatal Attraction? Point made.

Harvey. Yo.

Guy in tan.

Character out of Singapore. I want to find out what he's got going with Kevin

Wilde. Oh, and put this in a safe place until we find out what the hell it's got

to do with whatever the hell's going on. Speaking of which, here's a new twist.

One of our wounded bystanders took an unscheduled walk out of the hospital

about the time they were asking him his name. He's currently MIA.

Now, isn't that just lovely?

Oh, man.

I thought she'd be tired of me by now.

Is that possible?

Watch it.

Oh, Evan, uh...

Did you get anything on Darcy Benton off that TRW?

Well, actually, I haven't had a chance to get into that yet.

Man, Bettina's all over my ass on this. I told you to check out those

restaurants. Joe, I'm trying to do a job here.

I have to do everything myself.

Where are you going?

If I were you, I'd go with him.

Damage control, baby.

Joe!

Well, well, well, well, well, well.

Inspector Cross.

Why am I not surprised to see you?

I don't know. Maybe your ears were burning.

Your name certainly has been on my lips all afternoon.

Well, now, there's a concept.

I'm flattered. Don't be.

Mayor Brown got a call from Kevin Wild this afternoon after your little house

call. It appears that you have alienated one of our city's most prominent

citizens and largest employers.

Uh -huh. Well, I'm just one little guy, but I do what I can.

The mayor's asked me to monitor the case, Nash.

Oh, meaning you want me to drop it. Ah, now you're getting the point. Politics.

Now, you get this.

No way, Jose.

I figured you'd say that.

All right, I gave you the mayor's message.

You do what you have to do.

All right.

I'm going to be talking to the valet, guys. I'll be right out of here. Yeah,

okay, good idea.

Excuse me.

Joe Dominguez. I'm a private investigator.

I wonder if... Have you ever seen this girl?

Who are you working for?

My fiancée.

She's been in a few times.

Always with a guy.

A guy?

This guy here?

Six feet tall, goatee, obnoxious to the point that if you ever met him, you'd

never forget him?

Nope.

20s, Latino.

Tough guy.

Oh, yeah?

Do me a favor. If this Latino guy ever comes back and give me a call, there'll

be something in it for you.

All right.

Hey, what'd the valet guy say?

Nothing, nothing. I think maybe we should just go, Joe.

Think again, homeboy. I got a description of the guy. If he comes

bartender's going to give me a call.

You know. You mean, he's going to, uh...

He's gonna call you, and then we're gonna pick him up. That's right. Serve

up on a platter, give it to Bettina, collect our money. Life is beautiful.

That's great.

She dumped you? Yes, she dumped me. And then she told me I was a psycho for

having her investigate him. How did she find out, Dominguez?

Look, Rick, why don't I go talk to her? Maybe I can straighten this whole thing

out, okay? It's too late. It's too late.

She's apparently in love with this other guy, this E somebody.

E? E, yes, E, E, E. I saw it in her date book. She is in love with some guy

whose name starts with a letter E.

I've never trusted that letter. What is that? Ernie, Errol, Edgar, Edward, oh,

Cortez. Listen to me. Get me one of those books and write down all the names

that start with the letter E. Come on, go.

Rick, look at the bright side. Maybe you got out just in time before this E guy

made a fool of you.

No. Oh, no.

This is not over, Dominguez. Do you understand? It is not.

over. Now that I know, I want to know who this guy is. Cortez, come here.

I want this guy for lunch.

Cortez, come on, come on, come on. Listen, you go down to that bartender,

And you get a name. And if they don't have a name, you get me a description.

Take the police, sketch artists, do anything, whatever it takes. Get it now.

Come on, go, go, go. This guy's ass is mine.

Move it.

Calm down, Rick.

Well, cyanide, man.

You know, Bubba, there's a reason they put Alcatraz out there in the middle of

the bay.

Yeah. No one could ever survive long enough to get back to shore.

Too cold? Way too cold. Well, plus the sharks.

You know, I got this friend in Chinatown. He tells me that that Chinese

dong quay...

can slow the heart and respiratory rates down so much that it's barely

perceptible. A doctor would even mistake you for dead.

What does it do for hypothermia?

Nothing.

You know, I think I see your lips turning blue.

Still in America, right?

You kill me, you go to prison.

Therefore, you won't kill me.

He's right.

Well, actually, you're both wrong.

Joe?

Now this is what's commonly referred to in the business as a death certificate.

Yours. Joe, what does it say on there for cause of death?

It says cyanide poisoning.

Uh -huh.

Cyanide poisoning.

So as far as the world is concerned, you're already dead.

And as far as I know, there's no law against killing a dead person.

Get the picture?

It's not a pretty one. All right, come on. Nash, this is enough. It's sadistic.

Are you crazy?

Innocent people got shot up because of this Nimrod.

Then he faked his own death so he doesn't have to face the consequences,

into my apartment, tries to kill me, and I am sadistic?

Now that's rich.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, what?

It's a game.

What's a game?

It's a war game.

Dan and Wilde both have teams of mercenaries.

Both teams possess a briefcase.

Our objective is to capture the other team's case by any means necessary.

Wait, wait a second. You shot up Yerba Buena Garden for a game?

You shot innocent people for a game?

They got in the way.

Collateral damage.

She may be human after all.

You better get out of there. You may die twice.

I shouldn't have done it.

Are you kidding me? He had it coming, or worse.

You want to know what the biggest challenge of police work is, Captain?

There's just one?

Having the strength of character to maintain your moral authority and not

in to the temptation of behaving as badly as the scum you arrest.

And I failed.

You're human. You're loud.

No, I'm not.

Neither are you.

I'm thinking that might work better if you dump it over your head.

The guy that walked out of the hospital.

He's on your team?

Yeah.

He's a referee.

Referee.

Guess that explains why he bolted from the hospital.

You report to Wilde, huh?

Yeah. So why come after me?

Simple.

You captured Wilde's flag. Game over.

New objective was to take you out.

Congratulations on that, man. You're officially a former recreation.

That does just apply to him, right?

Yeah. Before you get too excited there.

You should keep in mind that the person that usually gets hit is the guy that's

standing close to the target.

That would be you.

I want that referee and everything else you got. You got it or I'm going to

drown you in that cup of coffee. Understand?

Yeah. Good.

Yo, organize SWAT. Mr. Tan and Mr. Wilde's game clock has just run out.

Oh, look at those eyes.

There's so much hidden on the island.

I'm dead.

You're Catholic, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm a recovering Catholic, but yeah, why?

I think it's time to confide in Father Nash.

He got you into this. Maybe he'll get you out.

Harvey, I'm going to need a SWAT team. Who are you going to ring, Dad?

Nash, can I talk to you for a minute? Sure.

Who's the guy Tina's looking for? Yeah.

I'm sorry, I find this highly amusing.

Okay, look, I met her at a cop bar, right? And she swore to me that she was

single. And then I heard later that she's a cop groupie.

A cop groupie?

You know, the kind of girl that's into cops. I know what the term is. I think

invented it.

But anyway, she says that I'm exciting.

Why are you telling me this?

Well, see, Bettina's really out to nail the guy. I mean, me. And I just thought,

you know, since you're the one that asked me to... I asked you to work the

because this is exactly the situation I was trying to avoid.

So I, uh, I take it you and Cassidy are over and out?

Yes.

Okay, watch him some more.

Okay, listen, uh, I'm thinking we better call Caitlin. It'd be good for us if

she's in the know on this one.

Okay, you got it.

Hey, check with that sketch artist yet?

He's still working on it.

Come on, partner. Pull your weight. Light a fire and it's cold.

Yeah.

All right, I'll talk to her. What's her name?

Darcy? Darcy, yeah.

Who knows? You might even live through this one.

Thanks, Nash. Really.

Don't thank me yet. The next time we talk, I might be doing your eulogy.

Hello? In here.

I'm Nash.

Bridges, head of SIU.

In the flesh.

It's nice to meet you.

Thanks so much for having me. I invited you down here, and I'll make this short,

and I think I can make it sweet.

You didn't want to take the case. No, no, Rick. Don't go there. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. It's never who you suspect.

Rick, will you get a grip?

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. I mean, I'm a best friend. This is the kind of crap you see

Jerry Springer, right? Rick, listen.

What are you doing?

I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm going to teach you a lesson. That's what I'm

doing. There aren't enough women in the world.

Well, I've invited her down here. Oh, her. It's her fault.

It's always her fault. How about you take the blame, huh? How about you

a little self -control? Now, Rick.

Oh!

Don't touch me. I don't think it's broken.

Look, Rick, I invited her down here to tell her that if she leveled with you,

the two of you might still have a chance.

I've never seen her before in my life.

I sincerely hope I never see her again.

Unless, of course, she becomes your wife. And then I'd love to see her. But

that way.

Now, I'm going to leave this in your capable hands.

You guys work it out. All right?

Lock the door on your way out. There's some tissues in the desk.

Welcome home, ref.

What the hell is going on here? Just hold up one second.

All right, let's go.

How did you get in here?

Oh, I'm tight with the concierge.

And it doesn't hurt to have one of these things.

You know, for a homicidal enterprise, you keep wonderful business records, but

you really ought to consider upgrading to the 3000 series. They call these

shake -and -break -in models.

You also might like to know we picked up all your playmates, and we also

captured the new flag.

Ever?

Look familiar?

You open it.

Thank you.

Ooh, very nice. A 1945 Chateau Lafitte Rothschild.

Victory vintage, huh? Extremely rare, very valuable.

Not more valuable than the innocent people who got in your way at the Yerba

Buena Gardens yesterday, though.

What do you want? I want wild.

I can't. Oh, yes, you can.

And you will.

Nick!

earthquake it would take to bury you in brick.

Well, yes, I do.

Do you?

Oh, yes. As a matter of fact, I do.

About a 4 .6.

I got a waiver from the city.

You know, the breadth of your scheming is just so amazing.

Can I get you something like a hemlock or whatever's in the fridge?

You wouldn't happen to have any grappa, would you?

Grappa?

No, I think I'm fresh out of grappa.

All right, water then.

Water it in.

It'll be either or for the girl, huh?

Usually or.

What's up?

Well, I just got word that Jim Tan's left the country.

He's gone. We can't touch him.

So, this is not a social call, huh?

Wild flexing his muscle, Nash.

I don't need to detail everything that I've heard, but if this thing doesn't go

your way, nobody, not even our mutual friend the mayor, is going to be able to

help you.

Okay.

Point made.

You still in?

Of course.

Although you probably better forget that you ever came by here.

After seeing this view, how could I?

Good night.

I can't bring these men in here.

Evan, all right.

Have a lucky day. Take care.

All right.

Get out of the way.

I'll tell you what, in the trenches, there's nobody better.

You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in, do you? I know this.

I know nobody above the law. Not me, not you, not anybody.

Don't worry, we won't be able to take your money away from you.

Well, just your ability to spend it. Good work, guys.

A lot of stairs, huh?

You're going to love this one. You know Patina's fiance?

Turns out she's a cop. Been through homicide, bias, and room hazard, half of

ours.

I hate to tell you this, partner, but that case is closed.

Closed? What do you mean closed? I didn't close it. I did.

Yep. Turns out the guy you were looking for was the guy you were working with.

Evan.

Evan? Mm -hmm.

Who knows, Evan?

These things have a way of fighting.

Like it or not.

What did Bettina say about this?

Well, how about you ask him yourself?

I was just thinking that since Nash here essentially solved my case, even though

he wasn't working on it, I'm going to essentially not pay you your full fee.

What do you think about that?

Well, the next time you two decide to stab me in the back and call out my

I could turn around and get me in the heart.

That's his problem. What, did you just find out Cinco de Mayo falls on a

this year?

That's what we call a domestic dispute.

Yeah. So, listen, I just, you know, Nash, I wanted to...

Thank you, you know.

Forget it.

Hope everything works out.

It did.

I've already realized that she's not the right woman for me.

Well, you know what that means to me, Rick?

It means you're one step closer to finding the right one.

Exactly.

Hey, you ever find out who the guy was she was seeing?

She didn't tell you?

No.

Well, then, it doesn't really matter, does it?

You must have been a pretty big doofus, you know, to fall for that psycho in the

first place, huh?

I'll say.

Yeah, boy. Hey, I'm sorry I thought it was you.

I'm over it.

Hey,

one day I'm going to ask you to be my best man, huh?

I'm speechless.

Good work.

Special investigations unit.

How about a real cup of coffee?

All right.

Wild lawyers are going to eat for a very long time on what they make trying to

get him out of jail.

Well, thank you very much.

But you came all the way down here to tell me that?

I don't think so.

As much as it pains me to think that our agendas might actually line up, it's

pretty nice being on the same side.

Well, don't get used to it. Don't make it a habit.

You might learn to like it.

There you go again.

What?

Every time I make some sort of effort to have a cordial relationship with you,

you just undercut me.

Whoa, wait a minute.

Who's undercutting who, sister?

That. That. is what I'm talking about right there, Nash. No, no, no, no, no.

trying to be nice here, but you're misinterpreting everything that I say.

You know what? I'm having a very, very bad ex -wife flashback.

Uh -huh. Okay, look, I was trying to be nice, okay? So let's just... Yes.

You know what?

Yes. Forget it. No, you know, forget it. Goodbye.

Okay, fine.

This bonding experience has warmed things up between the two of you.

Congratulations, Captain, for dispatching my opponents.

Fortunately, I was able to elude you. I guess you can't win them all, can you?

You're right about that one.

However, I appreciate you taking my call.

I wanted to congratulate you on your fine choice in wines.

Excellent. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That bottle. was a gift from Sherman Mao to my father.

I plan to enjoy it while ushering the new millennium here in Singapore.

Really?

Well... Do you know what you're doing?

Yes, I do.

It needs to breathe a little, but we're just going to have to wish

you a happy new year early, Bubba.

This is good TV.

Tonight.

No, not these guys again.

You can punch them. You can shoot them. You can even fight them with an axe. So

why won't the dead just stay dead?

Oh, I hate mummies.

Brendan Fraser, The Rock.