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You can discuss the merchandise.

Bobby, you get us all the way out here to bum squat nowhere.

Some wet, cold, wearing house. What you got better be good.

I assure you, it is.

Please.

Carlos.

Relax, Teddy.

Supposed to be first -rate stuff, huh?

Give these old boys a chance.

I need to see the manifolds.

How about that, partner?

Got 10 pounds of $100 bills there.

Very good.

Got a dang bit of draft. It's very good.

I have two shipments in.

118 kilos, highest quality.

120 kilos, slightly less in quality.

Yeah, let's see them both.

I've been to Texas, you know. So?

I enjoy the Cadillac Margaritas there.

Well, good for you, bud.

See, we're from New Mexico.

Rio Dota.

Here, the merchandise.

Oh, no, it's all right.

Carlos, you're the snake, man.

Well, the pattern's pretty good.

The affirmation's okay.

Got that beauty.

Yes. Bubba looks a little hungry there.

Hey, Ted, why don't you grab a hold of that side? Oh, that's all right. I

believe I'll just wait till he's a hat, man. Thank you very much.

In the meantime, what do you say, boy?

Put your hands on top of your head and lay your fingers together.

Well,

you're under arrest.

I got you, Paul. Watch the money.

Don't let go.

What in the hell?

Mugly piss or smothery piss?

I'm thinking we let the hazmat boys check this out.

ages. They're like a nerve gas.

Had a vial of it in the cab of the truck. Ten gallons in the back.

What? Remember the terrorist group that gassed the Tokyo subway in 95? Same

general idea.

I thought Paul was an animal smuggler.

Well, for the right price, they'll import anything.

What I'd like to know is who the hell was he getting that for and what were

planning to do with it? We'll get this from Paul's wallet.

Don't worry. I contaminated it.

Fine.

Keep an eye on him.

I falsified him.

document for extra virgin olive oil, same two -gallon drum, and made out that

we're Paul's brother, B .J. B .J., that was going to be my next stop.

I know he's in it up to his eyeballs.

How do we find him?

Backtrack. Find him the same way we found him the first time.

Lucy W.? We've got it. We're going to make our way out to cowboy land.

Meanwhile, Evan, you and Michelle interrogate you Paul's other bozos.

Got it.

Got it.

Harv, work the tail side.

I'll break out the terrorist...

Yeah, well, make sure you look under the really, really bad listing. Yeah?

Do you want to play good cop or bad cop?

I say we both play bad cop.

Cortez, this is for you.

Thank you very much.

Um, I have something I got to do. I'll meet you over there.

Okay.

be in the engine room what's that all about i had to resort to it you're

avoiding me look who's talking why would i avoid you the same exact reason that

i've been avoiding you so i'm not the only one who feels this way well look

look let's not get

caught in here okay you know i got a lot of work to do and i just

I'll pick you up around 8 and maybe sleep out so nobody sees you like

I suck at it.

I'm dead.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for Joe Dominguez.

Uh, I'm Joe.

Hi.

I'm Maria Reynaldo.

Oh, well, uh, what can I do for you, Maria?

Can I speak to you in private?

Sure. Uh, come on this way.

Okay.

I hear you do private detective cases.

Well, yes, I do.

I want to hire you to find my father.

Well, I'd tell you to save your money. I mean, we have an excellent missing

persons bureau. Oh, no, no, he's not missing, really.

He's my biological dad.

My mom was artificially inseminated. I want to find the donor.

Okay, yeah.

Can I ask why?

Getting married in a few days. Oh, good places.

Thank you.

I just feel like this is something I have to know.

And I have this fantasy that if I find him, he'll give me away.

Well, he just may.

He gets over the heart attack you're about to give him.

You're funny.

Thank you.

My line of work, it helps to have a sense of humor.

People say I'm funny.

Good.

Do you have any other details that I can go on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here.

I got this from my mom.

Okay.

Let's see.

The deed was done in 74.

That was Latino.

Yeah. In his 20s at the time.

In his 40s now.

His 40s, right.

She was inseminated at?

USF.

Yes, sir.

You ever spend any time with USF?

Uh, well, you know, uh... My mom said the, uh, donor was a young patrol cop

with, uh, high IQ.

Well, I'll be with a high IQ looking at this job.

Oh, another good joke.

One of the research doctors said he knew him personally.

Great guy. Very funny.

Like something they would make up to make your mom feel happy.

Every don't needs sperm.

Wait a minute.

Are you my father?

She's convinced I'm her father.

What am I going to do?

First you get the facts, and then investigate it and find out if she is

daughter. That can't be true. I mean, I wouldn't know it if I had a kid,

wouldn't I? Bubba, why don't I know about this?

It happened before you and I met. I was in college.

Well, did you?

Did I what?

Donate sperm.

I was going out with this girl. Her name was Ellie Hutton. She was beautiful.

She was smart.

She could throw a curveball.

Wow, killer credentials.

Keep going?

Well, she was involved with this experimental fertility program.

Weren't we all?

Hey, I never slept with her. I just donated sperm, you know?

Oh, I get it. All the obligation with none of the fun, that sort of deal.

Well, what I figured is if I donated sperm professionally, I might really get

donate sperm later, if you know what I mean.

Oh, I do, and I'm fascinated.

It's truly wonderful to see the origins of Joe Dominguez's logic way back in its

earliest form.

What happened?

Well, she was all involved in medical school, you know, so we broke up.

It's too bad. I really liked her. What am I going to tell Inger?

Oh, that's a tough one. Yeah.

What are your thoughts on this?

What are my thoughts? My thoughts are to say absolutely nothing unless I'm

absolutely forced to.

Even though nothing happened, even though you have nothing to hide, this

came totally out of the blue through no fault of your own. And you were the one

that told me to investigate first, you know?

Singer we're talking about.

Better say than sorry.

Cowboy Pepe

Oh, my God.

Yep.

Take care of him. Y 'all keep stepping. You're doing a great job.

Ash, Joe.

Yippee -ki -yay, partners.

Peppy. Peppy, what are you doing here? Around here, Amigos.

It's Pete.

I'm passing.

If you want my advice, you'll do the same thing. It's a rough play here.

I didn't know you two were into chaps and spurs.

Um, Peppy, we're not...

Save your breath, man. Don't confuse me.

We're looking for a bartender who works here named C .W. C .W.? He's the day

manager. He hired me.

No worries.

You've got an office in the back.

Show it.

Oh, and remember, I'm Pete, and you're not gay, correct?

We're not gay.

That's right. That's it. Perfect.

How there?

Hey, CW, how y 'all doing?

Hey, you want to get lost for just a minute there, bud?

Teddy? Carlos?

What y 'all doing here?

Can I go now? I don't want you to just hang right there for a minute there,

Pete.

We're looking for BJ.

What's going on?

Well, you see, CW, we're not cowboys, we're cops.

I figure since you introduced us to B .J., you might know where he is.

I don't know nothing about this.

C .W., are you having some sort of a selective memory deal here? You

us, remember?

B .J. and Arif, two guys from India?

Uh -uh.

So none of this is ringing a bell to you, huh? Look, I never introduced

to cops.

And I never figured you for no snitch either, Pete. I ain't no snitch. They

forced me to come back here, C .W.

Damn nation. Oh, knock it off, will you, Pete? And knock off the act, C .W.

You may be dumb, but you ain't ignorant.

There is a difference.

Uh, you still got his pager number, don't you?

Yeah. I'll give it to you.

Y 'all get out of here?

Yeah, sure.

What's that?

555 -1319.

What do you got going over here? I believe this is the first time I've ever

some...

Alugobi being cooked at a country and western place.

Very nice, Joe. Check this out.

Very hot.

Yeah. And this looks like it would be dog paneer.

Why, Joe, your butt is beeping.

You're a bad boy, B .J. You didn't return my pages.

You know you're hampering a police investigation.

Now get your ass out of there and slip into these.

Please do.

Um, hi, Inger.

Uh, you looking for Joe? Yes, I thought he might be free for lunch.

Uh, actually, he's in an interrogation right now. You know, we're all pretty

busy working on this case, but I'll let him know you stopped by.

Thanks.

What do you think on weights?

My guess is that if there is a gas, and I'm not sure that there is, it must

belong to somebody else.

Perhaps you should check who owned that truck?

Mm -hmm.

Uh, but you will admit to those snakes, right, B .J.? Oh, yes. I am happy to

claim the animals. Oh, good. Now we're getting somewhere.

Shh. These the extradition papers? Would be them. What papers?

Well, as you can see, the Suriname government has a warrant out for your

Have you seen what they do to animal smugglers over there?

Joe, let me see that geographic magazine, the one with the decapitated

Yeah. Ooh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. There it is.

Ooh. That is ugly.

How about that? Wow.

How do they do that?

Oh, see that guy with the machete there?

That's the head government guy.

Oh, the head government. Very good, Joe.

What if I cooperate?

Oh, well, then you get to stay right here in the good old U .S. of A.

Of course, the rest will depend on what you give us.

Who ordered the nerve gas?

Two men came to me and my brother.

They were very desirous to have the gas.

They paid cash up front.

Just out of curiosity, what's the 10 gallons of nerve gas go for these days?

Two million dollars.

Two million, not bad.

Hmm.

Uh, I need a name.

I did not know them. That's why I requested so much money up front.

They gave me a number to call once I had procured the gas.

Then I need the number.

Yes.

Here it is.

One man was named Ryan.

The other is Mike.

I have other things in there.

We'll make you a floppy copy.

See this picture?

Harvey, run a quick reverse on this number. Make a copy for BJ.

My pleasure.

You can run, but you can't hide.

Too late, Bubba.

Come on, let's go.

Oscar time.

Joe.

Hi.

Oh, phone.

Any damn phone.

I see you've met Maria here.

Yes, she told me the whole story.

The whole story, huh? He's so modest.

I told her how little I had to go on and that you still took the case.

Mostly I told her how grateful I am that you're helping me find my father.

I think it's wonderful.

In fact, I was so moved that I invited her to come and stay with us.

You do what?

Joe, that poor girl.

She is so sweet, and she has nowhere else to stay here in the town. She's

getting married, you know.

Yeah, I know. She's getting married.

Um, thousands of travelers come to San Francisco every day, and they take for

themselves. Joe, she is staying at the value mart.

Yeah, I... Just until we find her father.

It's the least we can do.

All right.

All right?

Sure. Good.

I'm going to take her home now.

Water, Bubba?

You know that gas left over?

Yeah, she had a number. It's a cell phone listed to a Pamela Smith home

work address.

Thank you.

Hey, Nashman, seems that robbery just caught this case. There was a laboratory

that was robbed at USF, and they took some chemicals, specifically some sodium

cyanide and acetonitrile, two of the main ingredients in making VX. Hmm, run

that down.

You got it. Hey, Harv, what else do you need to make that stuff?

Don't you want to know that? Hazardous Materials gave us the whole laundry

Those are the chemicals. Those are the area retailers that sell them. Now, most

of these chemicals, they're available with permits only. But I'm thinking we

might take the liberty of issuing a time alert to all these joints.

Yeah, yeah. Do that.

Bella,

you want to get the bear?

Huh? Yeah, come on.

Get you outside.

It'll do you good, partner.

All right.

She says I'm her father, man. She's tracked me down. Now she's infiltrating

house. You did fail, kid, didn't you? What was I going to say? Oh, I don't

The first thing that comes to mind is no.

You know, that's a really good example of why I'm married, you're not.

Just my grits.

Right here in the window.

Excuse me. Are you Pamela Smith?

Yeah, that's me.

Good. Inspector Bridgeson Dominguez.

This is a very unusual window display.

Yeah. I did one of the favorites in the front, but now I'm in demand. Go figure.

All right,

look, we just need to ask you questions about your cell phone.

You're kidding.

I got cloned. The phone guy said that they turned it over to the police. I

expected anything to happen.

When did you get cloned?

About a month ago, I think.

Yeah. Yeah, it was a month ago. I got a $900 phone bill. Did you report it to

the phone company? Hell yes, it was $900.

Did anyone else use your phone?

So who cloned me?

Jack the Ripper?

Is that why you're here?

Do you know some guys by the name of Mike or Ryan?

No. You guys are keeping this very mysterious.

Sorry. It goes with the job.

Thanks for your help.

What, that's it? You're just going to tantalize me and leave?

If you think of anything else, please give us a call.

Sure. I'll just make on you anyway.

See, what I don't get is why do women always hit on you?

Women don't always hit on me.

What's your point here, Bubba?

Look, you get all these great flirtations, and I get women coming up

claiming to be my children.

You know, you are married.

Well, at least for another three or four more hours.

Don't worry, Inger won't let me out over this.

You know, I got a funky feeling from that Pamela thing.

See, that's exactly what I'm telling you.

No, no, no, no, not that kind of feeling.

A little too cute thing, like she was trying to run a number on me.

Want me to have Harvey run her?

That's a very good idea.

I'm curious. I want to know more about this dame.

You've got to admit, Leonardo DiCaprio's cute.

Okay, okay. Leonardo, compared to you, he's absolutely nowhere.

Uh, wait.

Hi. Hi.

Good one?

Thanks. For you.

That's so sweet.

Let's go. Come here, come here, come here.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

What?

It's Michelle.

Did she see us?

I don't think so.

You smell good.

I think it's the flower.

I don't think so.

Now, can you imagine on the eve of your wedding?

would donate his sperm anyway, huh? For money?

I'm not sure that he isn't better off if you don't find him. Honey, not all guys

do it for money. I mean, some guys do it for research.

Oh, this is what I've heard. I don't know.

Don't defend him.

I'm not defending anybody, honey.

I'm just saying that this guy was probably some 20 -year -old college

who didn't understand the consequences 25 years later or something he did 25

years ago.

Oh, sure.

Honey, I just think you maybe shouldn't personalize this, okay?

Well, then don't automatically take the side of the man.

I'm not taking anybody's side.

Well, it certainly sounds like it.

Honey, what are you getting so upset for?

I am not upset.

Okay. I'm going to get a snack. You want anything?

No.

Hi. She invited me to stay, Joe.

You could have said no.

To her, how?

She's such a good person.

Besides,

I kind of felt like checking out your family.

Stop, please.

I just meant that you have a beautiful home and Lucia's a very lucky little

girl.

Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

If I am your father, let me be the one to tell Inger, okay?

You know what I could go for?

A candy bar.

You play cribbit?

Cool.

Well, I got an update on my sperm.

Come again?

No need to. They sold it.

They sold it?

Mm -hmm.

They sold all the assets in the research company to some firm named Cleary

Hammerstedt Labs.

Wait.

They sold your sperm?

As an asset?

Yeah.

Very funny.

Well, you know what that means, don't you? I'm afraid to guess.

I mean, there could be hundreds of little Joe Dominguez's running around

there.

Oh, my God.

Kind of makes that sheep cloning thing look like a non -event.

That's not funny.

I wasn't being funny.

Update on Miss Pamela Smith.

No arrests, no warrants, but she's got a Ph .D. in chemistry.

Equally intriguing, Pamela's dad, Jason, he was a 60s radical leader.

a Communist Party anarchist who blew up a couple of National Guard offices.

He robbed several banks in order to fund anti -war activities.

He spent 24 years in federal lockup, Mansfield, Illinois.

He died there.

And check this out. Pamela's phone was not cloned. I triple -checked with her

cellular company.

Sort of passing her the radical flag from father to daughter, huh?

Doesn't feel right.

All right, maybe she's just a bad girl with no political agenda.

That feels better.

Let's ask her.

Carve heaven, pick her up. So, Pamela, where do

you stand in the political spectrum?

On the sidelines.

Driving social causes?

See, there's a nice long conversation over coffee we could be having in answer

to your question.

But instead, I'm sitting here.

Why is that?

Because this is not personal.

It's professional.

Meaning what?

Well, you have a Ph .D. in chemistry.

Yet you're dressing windows.

Maybe you haven't seen the pay scale for teachers lately.

Money.

Either tell me why I'm here or I'm leaving.

Well, we were hoping that you could tell us what you intended to do with the ten

gallons of nerve gas that you got from the Upaul brothers.

What?

Well, we ain't got the two million dollars to pay for it.

I'm fairly certain that he didn't get that dressing windows.

It's funny.

I got such a good initial vibe off you.

Totally misjudged you.

Well, I'm not going to make the same mistake about you, sister.

If I could have my phone back, I'd like to call my lawyer.

Give him my regards.

While you're dialing, let me ask you something.

How do you feel about what happened to your father?

Am I a communist sympathizer?

Is that the question?

Well, did you love your father?

Yes, I loved him.

But I saved my admiration for a government that screams about human

abuses around the world and locks a political prisoner like my father up

batting an eye till he dies.

So this is about revenge.

Nash, we just got a call.

See chemical technology.

The manager says he's got two guys there trying to buy the regulated chems on

our list.

Tell him to stall. We're on our way.

Joe.

Oh, well, unless you're charging me with a crime, I'm leaving.

Joe.

Park. Michelle, take it back.

Ready, guys?

What's that, Petey? Put that gun down.

Head on your head. Move!

I worked here. I swallowed you.

How many and where are they? Two in the back. I think I hit one.

They're right there.

Nash? Where's the other guy, Mike?

He's gone.

Put the gun down. Slide it out.

You know him?

Yeah, he's a cop.

All right, you got him.

How you doing, Bubba?

It's just a graze, and it only hurts when I breathe.

Well, then don't breathe.

You have to tell us what the hell you're doing here. Trying to knock it to a

high spring, man. I've been undercover for five months.

I thought we had a reciprocal with Oakland PD. If they tell us what they're

doing, we tell them what we're doing. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the theory.

Mike, back up to where it makes sense.

We're working as five -person strong -arm crew. We're going to pick up a

shipment from a reef in Vijayupal. But on our way, a reef got taken down. Yeah,

by us.

You know, that's a strong -earned job. They were doing that to pay for the gas.

Now, listen, Mike, when this chemical weapons thing went down, didn't you

that maybe you should call somebody?

Oh, man, I already got derailed once.

So you were just going to do the big bust all by yourself, take all the juice

and the glory, is that right? No, man, I knew it was going to take an airtight

case in there, this chick. She's too smart.

That's why I held back.

This chick, is that Pamela Smith?

But you know her?

Yeah, we know her. Oh, yeah.

What's she got going down?

I didn't get far enough inside to get trusted with the details.

All I know is she's got something planned.

She's in countdown mode, so it's going to happen soon.

Never fails.

What's wrong?

Nothing like bad timing. Get in. Let's go, guys.

Maybe we can still find her.

Harvey, what is all this stuff?

Lassovers. But I wouldn't breathe too deeply if I were you.

Well, there's nobody in the building.

How much has she got?

I have to guess.

You do.

Maybe a liter.

Which means?

Ideal conditions of dispersal, maximum lethality. In a city like San Francisco,

that's 10 or 15 ,000 dead.

Oh, God, what a nightmare.

You got something working, I'm open to it.

Pamela doesn't know that you're a cop.

For that matter, she doesn't know that we caught you in the warehouse.

You thinking we bait her into taking me back?

We got one good shot.

It's a good one.

I'm game.

Call her.

You're kidding. So what did Inger do?

She said she was moving the whole thing to another hotel, lock, stock, and

barrel, unless they gave her 30 % off.

Did they agree?

Totally. She's amazing.

Yes, she is.

Did she launch into Swedish?

Yeah, with the caterer.

Who is it?

It's Maria. She gave me an update.

You can't argue back with somebody talking in Swedish.

That's exactly why she does it.

Oh, I gotta go. I gotta dress fitting.

Okay. Okay, bye, Joe.

Bye, hon.

Maria, she's turned out to be a good kid.

Maria, hon?

Excuse me.

Isn't this the girl that you desperately don't want to be your daughter?

You know, it's just starting to grow on me.

Weren't you supposed to get blood tests?

We are this afternoon.

Well, Bubba, I'm going to suggest before she grows on you, you better find out

if she grew out of you.

Much too late.

Are you ready?

You are.

Look, we don't have to do this thing if you don't want to. No, no, I want to.

But before we go, Joe, no matter what happens, especially if the results are

negative, I just want you to know how much this has meant to me.

I love Inger and your family.

It was a comfort being in your home and having a chance to see what it would

have been like to grow up with a dad.

No, really.

Thank you.

Look,

I'll make you a deal, okay?

If you don't want to, we don't have to do this damn test.

And if you want me to be your dad, well... I'll be your dad.

Oh, Joe.

It's what I want, but... I'll leave it true.

I want to take your blood.

I had a dream last night. Oh, yeah?

This was more of a nightmare, really.

Really? What about?

You and Cassidy were stranded on this desert island.

How could that possibly be a nightmare?

Wait, wait, I didn't get to the good part.

He got rescued by a PT boat. Guess who was driving?

Who? Ensign Nash Bridges. He's carrying a big old machete.

He wasn't carving coconuts, if you know what I mean.

Uh -huh.

Miss Pamela was supposed to have been here half an hour ago.

Yeah, I hope she's just being cautious.

It's me.

You?

It's me, yes.

Right.

Did you tell her yet?

Okay.

All right, thanks a lot.

Result of the blood test, negative.

Notice you're not dancing with glee there, Bubba. I know what I feel bad

Maria.

Wedding still on?

Oh, definitely.

Saturday.

You free?

That's me.

Nash. Hi.

Well, hi there, Miss Pamela.

I hope you're not waiting for me.

Well, as a matter of fact, we are. And frankly, we're getting a little tired.

Where are you?

No one near you.

Now let's get back to the point.

I've got the gas and you've got four hours to evacuate the area from Moscone

Center down to the bank. From second to fifth.

Four hours isn't enough time.

Well, it's all you've got.

I don't want to kill a lot of people, but I will if I have to.

For the cause.

For my personal safety.

And you come after me.

I hope you know what you're putting at risk.

I get the picture.

Good. Four hours.

Get Harv on the radio.

We have exactly four hours to evacuate everyone from the Moscone Center to Bay

between 2nd and 5th.

Evacuation's in progress.

They'll have the area clear with 10 to 15 minutes to spare.

We've got a target in there, and we've got to find him.

Keep rolling through the models, look for something rich.

Oh, we've got three bank branches, two rare art galleries, four security firms.

No, that's not it.

Give me more. What else is in the zone?

There's a medical warehouse on that corner.

Possible. They bought smelting gear.

That's very good.

Let's think jewelry.

Only a couple of two -bit jewelry stores here and here.

No, stop.

Right there on the corner of McAllister and Hyde.

That's Theta's Jewelers. You mean the chain of jewelry stores in the mall?

That's not one of them.

No, no, that's the corporate headquarters there. Yeah, they

there. They got gem -cutting facilities there as well.

Also got more security in Fort Knox.

Unless nobody's there

The way I see it, you've got about 60 seconds. Maybe 90 if you're a pearl

You want to kill that timer or kill yourself?

Do it now.

I am.

Turn it back on.

Let's see how fast you can work for it.

Ready.

Let go.

Oh, right behind you. Okay.

I don't think so.

Guess what, Pam?

Mike?

Say.

We got your bomb.

That's why redundancy is a good thing.

I don't think I need to tell you what happens if I drop this.

Well, I guess what we have here is your basic standoff.

Let

me

come talk to you.

I'm going to put my gun down.

Hands. I can't get out of here. Oh, yes, I can. Give it up.

You're going to be my ticket out of here.

I guess we're all in the same boat now.

You ready to die with us?

I'll tell your homeboys to put their guns down.

Do it.

Go. All right.

Come here, come here. Come toward me. Hey, put your hands on your head there.

You know, I'm thinking that we should have stayed with that teaching position.

Prison jobs only pay 24 cents an hour.

So what now?

Well, I really think it's time to cool it. You know, I mean, this has been

great. It's been better than great, really. But I think now is the time that

should just be friends.

And you're saying this because?

Because I don't see how this can turn out, you know, okay.

How do you know that?

Trust me.

I know. Come on, let's go.

All clear in there?

Oh, yeah, Joe, come on out.

Wow.

Wow, Maria, you look great.

Thanks. The church looks fabulous.

And so do you, my dear.

This is wonderful.

Oh, and thanks for Pepe. I don't know how I would have done all the planning

without him.

Boy, I can't tell you all how liberating it is to be myself again.

Don't you feel that way, Nash?

Oh, yeah, sure I do. Have you two ever considered a commitment ceremony?

Uh, Pepe, you do know my wife, Inger.

You're so brave.

Okay, go.

Inger? Nice, Nash.

I'm so glad you came.

Wait, here.

Back off.

Fine, Nash. Fantastic.

Don't you just love weddings?

Yeah, that's why I keep having them.