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I had to, Joe. The whole thing went sideways, man.

So what happened?

Nash is out undercover. He's getting along.

He's out with his animals here, drinking all night, waiting for them. They're

meth distributors. All of a sudden, there's this animal, and it's completely

paranoid probably from sampling too much of her own product.

Gets some kind of blind hunch, and she spikes Nash's drink. Maybe that she

it. The meth?

I think it was acid. I found Tim Tab's four -way window paint in her jeans.

Oh, boy.

Okay, then what happened? Well, I see all this from Hervan. I can't warn Nash.

He drinks.

I freak out. I figure we got to move in.

So where's Nash now? I made

a judgment call.

Don't worry about Harv. Don't be hard on yourself. These bozos are like

cockroaches. You chase them and you stomp on them. And here they come again.

They just keep coming back for more, you know?

Oh, that's my phone.

Yeah, I got it.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Oh, I must have hung up.

Uh, you okay, Bill? Yeah, I feel fine.

I heard you got dosed.

No. I feel fine. Oh, you got on your nice new suit.

Look at how pretty that is. Hey, and look, did you forget that the mayor's

bringing by Geraldo Rivera today?

Of course I remember.

When is that? Any second now.

Today? Yeah.

Probably bad timing, but why don't you let me do the talking? I wouldn't think

of it any other way.

Mr. Mayor!

I live and breathe.

Geraldo, meet Inspector Nash Bridges and his partner, Joe Dominguez. These are

the two police inspectors that I told you about.

I've seen your show. It's cool, yeah.

Oh, thanks.

Let me introduce my producer. This is Jill Sutton. You're a producer? Yes. I'm

consumer. Let me tell you, there are no two better dudes to talk to than these

two guys.

Oh, so they're going to do the interview then? Oh, I'm certain they'll do the

interview. You guys will do a brief interview for the good of the city,

you? You know, Mayor, Nash has been working undercover on a case, you know.

doing a show about the city of San Francisco under the leadership of Mayor

Brown, and as part of that, I'd like to get a feel for what it's like to be a

cop in my city. You guys, I understand, have some great tale to tell, and my

audience would love to hear them.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'd appreciate it if you would.

Sure, I think it'll be fine.

Wait, are we going to have our faces, you know, that fuzzy scrambled?

You will never look better.

Great, great, I'm grateful.

All right, Harold, we're out of here.

All right, see you guys.

All right.

All right, well, okay, Bob, we're fine. We got this wire, no problem.

We'll just do this thing and we'll be ready to go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm okay.

I'm okay. Yeah.

to you, Bubba, that you're wrong. Boss, can you count backwards from 100 by 70?

How about you count backwards?

100, 93.

It's a bad test. See you there.

Whoa.

Does anyone not feel their lower extremity? That is me.

Look. Oh, never mind. Forget it. I'm going back to work.

I think I can help.

They're going to move? No, no, you're fine. Just stay right here. Don't go

anywhere. I'll be right back. Got it.

All right, how are you going to fix this?

Chemistry minor from Berkeley. Baby, this kind of stuff is our bread and

Okay, we'll do it back.

The guy is Eddie Green.

He's a clerk over at Buzzy's 24 -hour food and liquor mart.

He's also a street performer.

I think you know him. She is Shelly Vernon.

Now, at about noon, Shelly comes into Buzzy's with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend pulls a gun and tries to rob the place, but Eddie's got a gun

under the counter. He shoots and kills the boyfriend in self -defense.

And all our homicide guys are at that big conference in Sacramento, so they

us the case.

The dead boyfriend's name is Dylan Goss. He has a couple of two -bit priors, but

no open warrants.

Shelly claims that she had no idea that Dylan was going to pull the robbery.

Yeah, and we buy it because she was pretty shaken up at the time, and the

preliminary forensics, it all backs up both of their accounts.

And we're going to get statements later.

Yeah, absolutely.

We'll set them up individually and get their statements.

Right.

Are we...

Forgetting something here is... What?

Did either of you see that PBS special on whales?

You know, the killer whales, the ones they put in the amusement parks?

Terrible. What those poor animals go through.

Bye!

Listen, uh...

Why don't you guys take these two back to interrogation, and Michelle, you and

will run the statements, and why don't you go work at Harvard, okay? Okay,

what's up with Nash?

He was working undercover last night. He had a drink with Spike, a couple, and

they got suspicious, and they dosed him with some psychedelic nonsense.

Stay with me, okay? Okay.

Kevin, be part of the solution. We need some kelp here. Sorry.

What kind of help do you need?

Kelp. Kelp, you know, on the shore. Over there.

Kelp?

Okay, cool. I got it.

So we were going to my mom's house to buy some cigarettes, and we stopped off

Fuzzy's, and I went to get a soda at the refrigerator case while I was there.

I heard Dylan shout, give me your money, and I turned around and I saw they had

a gun out, and I had no idea.

The clerk?

Yeah, the clerk wasn't going to get robbed, so... Dylan shot first, and the

clerk dodged to the left, and he missed.

And the clerk shot Dylan, and that was it.

So why'd he do it?

Dylan was always trying to get the easy way, especially when it came to money.

If you could just write down what you just told us, we could get you out of

as soon as possible.

Hang in there, boss. Cavalry's coming. Perfect.

Oh, Harvey Rose.

You're a great cop.

You have a beautiful soul.

Likewise.

Oh, that stuff's mild.

Oh, no, that wasn't you. Okay, boss.

Drink that.

What is it?

Special shake, man. Make you feel better.

Mmm. Smells fresh.

Potion -y.

One word.

Yum.

He shot first, man. I had little to no choice.

You want to just start at the beginning, okay?

Okay. I was fixing a burrito.

Green chili. The red ones really blow, which is weird because they're made by

the same company, you know? Not that far back.

Okay.

I was adding some blue stuff to the icing machine.

How about when Shelly and Dylan walked into the store?

Okay, the chick.

The chick went to the soda case.

The dude was pacing around, looking very tense.

That got my radar up. And suddenly, he whips out a gun and yells, Give me your

money!

Okay, so then I pull my gun out from behind the counter.

He shoots first.

I dodge to the left.

And he misses.

And then I shot him.

Can I go now?

Write it down.

So, what's next? We pass it to the DA? They rule a justifiable?

Pretty straightforward.

Did you notice their statements?

They matched.

Yeah, a little too closely.

I mean, they said almost exactly the same thing. He shot first, I dodged to

left. So?

See what else you can dig up.

Surveillance eyewitness when the TSU reports.

All right.

What?

It doesn't bother you?

Oh, no.

Oh,

I'm not feeling too perky.

Doing great, boss. A little technicolor yawn is all. That's it.

What did you do to him, Hoff? Well, first we rehydrate, then we flush the

system. Doesn't look like he observed too much of the acid.

Well, great. But as you can tell, the equipment's almost all fed up, and I

Geraldo's on his way back right now. Trust me. I'm going to give him a little

something to knock him out. He'll have a half hour nap. It'll be good as new.

All right, we got to slow this boat down.

All right, brother. Right now. Here we go.

Come on. Woo, baby.

Mr. White.

Okay, buddy.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Woo. Listen, tell her all I said goodnight.

You got it.

Well, what do we have here?

Well, what do we got here?

Hello, honey.

Hey, honey, why don't you just mind your own business, okay? People are my

business. Well, leave her alone. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, come on.

Take this.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to just lay down here. Make everybody go away.

And could you close those blinds over there for me? No problem.

Half an hour, huh?

Guaranteed. Okay.

Leave them alone.

That back deck was the view of Alcatraz. It's perfect. I'm really excited.

Where's your partner?

He's around here someplace.

Okay, I've got a cool New York hair and makeup. I'd say we're about 30 minutes

away. Oh, great. I'll time out perfectly. Okay, good.

Hey.

Hey, yourself.

Had a good time last night?

Yeah, me too.

So, why did we break up exactly?

I think you were dating three other women at the time.

I wasn't dating three other women at the time.

I mean, besides, did you notice I didn't even ask you to go home with me last

night?

I noticed.

See, I've changed a little.

Should I have?

Nope.

Get back to work.

Yeah,

you do that.

That's the story there.

I dated her in Chicago. So, how's Nashville?

Um, unclear, really.

Well, if you need me to step in, you know, I'm, like, ready.

Yeah, it's a good one.

Okay, ladies, road trip.

What's going on?

We're your ride to the city jail, darling. You get help there until you're

reigning. Oh, man, let's stop.

Grab the drunk in the other cell, too.

All right, pal, come on, let's go. Up and out.

Come on.

Maybe he went home.

Oh, the cool is still here, man.

What happened with hookers in the other cell? They were taken to city lockup.

The paddy wagon made a sweep? Are you telling me that Nash was in the paddy

wagon? Oh, no.

Hey.

What are you doing?

I didn't know if you wanted those shoes.

I do.

Back off.

Me dead.

I just talked to my buddy at City Jail, and he said that Nash and the paddy

wagon should be somewhere between here and here, which is the Potrero Hill

station, and the radio is down.

Oh, that's perfect.

It's the apocalypse.

Dr. Dominguez, Geraldo's ready.

Where's your partner?

He's tied up right now.

Okay, well, we need to start.

Okay, well, we'll get him there as soon as we can. All right, we're on a

schedule, and Geraldo's ready, so do you think we can start with you?

Um, sure, okay.

I'll be right there.

Hi, everybody.

We're coming to you live from the city of San Francisco.

I'm standing on the fantail of the historic vessel Eureka.

Once the world's largest passenger ferry, the Eureka is now home to the

Investigations Unit of the San Francisco Police Department.

And joining me here today is Inspector Joe Dominguez.

Joe is a highly decorated veteran, and he's one of this city's top cops.

Inspector, it would seem to me that in this... relatively idyllic setting with

Alcatraz there off your shoulder, Fisherman's Wharf just a few feet away,

it would be easy for you to forget that you're in the business of law

enforcement? Well, this is our business.

You've been on the job, what, 20 -odd years?

22 in September.

How has it changed since the days when you were a rookie?

Well, the bad guys have gotten younger.

Just how dangerous are these streets of San Francisco?

They're dangerous.

They have a moment.

So you know what, Joe?

What? Run.

the paddy wagon, and the guy's trying to steal my shoes.

That happen? Oh, only to be surpassed by the guy that threw up on him.

He's back. I love that attitude.

He didn't burp on your new two -tone ones, did he?

Shelly Vernon's and Eddie Green's statements.

Oh, boy.

Uh, they're shooting at Buzzy's, right?

Yeah. Joe had us run down the video surveillance, of which there is none.

And also here are the CSU reports, which are consistent with the statements.

What's your concern here, Bubba?

I don't know, Nash, man. I mean, check out the tape. They're exactly alike,

for word, you know, and I just get a hunch.

About our Eddie?

Yeah. I think he's lying.

Huh.

They know each other?

Who, Eddie and the girl?

Mm -hmm.

No.

She said that was the first time she'd been in Buzzard in six months.

Did you see that?

We got our cup of coffee.

No. He fixed her a cup of coffee.

Evan, you and Michelle find out what's going on with Eddie and this girl.

And if they notice, I'll find out.

Eddie's not smart enough to pull off something like this, is he?

No, she's a smart one.

You haven't pulled off anything yet.

You did get me out of that interview, right?

Uh, huh? Right?

I... We should talk.

One, and go.

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. We're joined now by acting lieutenant of

SIU, Inspector Nash Bridges. Inspector, welcome.

Now,

I understand you have the job of policing Mayor Brown's city. You've just

back from an undercover operation in which someone slipped you a mickey.

Now, I thought that was the stuff of detective novels.

That's an ongoing case, and I'm not at liberty to discuss it.

I understand.

Back to Yellow Tide.

Yeah.

We'll be right back after this with more tales of life here in San Francisco

with SFPD inspectors Nash Bridges and Joe Dominguez.

Don't go away.

As part of our tour of San Francisco and how it's working under the leadership

of Mayor Willie Brown, we're talking to two of this city's top cops.

This is Joe Dominguez. This is Nash Bridges.

These men are partners and police inspectors. That's what they call

in this town.

Gentlemen, it must be hard for you to balance your personal and your

professional lives. Nash, you, for example, live with your dad at home.

Was he a cop?

Uh, no.

He was a longshoreman.

Ah. Well, what's it like living with your dad? How'd it come about?

Uh, well, he was in this, uh, uh, nursing home.

And, uh...

And he kept getting kicked out.

He was having sex with his girl. Well, wait.

Well, you know, it just seemed like the right thing.

Nick, I've been thinking.

I want you to live here with me.

You do?

It sure always worked.

I thought it wasn't practical.

Hell, it isn't practical.

But I don't want you living in no damn nursing home no more.

You ought to be living right here with me.

It's the right thing to do.

Remember old Jimbo?

Yeah, I remember him. He was my dog for 12 years. You remember him?

No memory jokes.

There's something you never knew.

You were in school.

You thought he died.

But I had him put down.

I had to.

He was so damn weak, he couldn't stand up.

Yeah.

I held his head while they gave him the shot.

He was gone when the vet pulled the needle out.

I bawled like a baby.

Then Doc Evans told me something I never forgot. He said...

Nick, you've done a lot of nice things for that dog, but he's too sick to have

any kind of a life.

So you should think of this as the last nice thing you've ever done for him.

I was always hardest on you, Nash, because I saw you had the most

We sometimes have to do terrible things for love.

Hey, I've got two more days for you. Let's take a dive down to the small

Honey, I told you, my name's Cheyenne.

Hiya, Nick.

Is your friend here in the Navy?

Well, he was 40 years ago.

Hey, I know you from on board.

Let me introduce you to Laura and Susie, two of the best friends the USS

Missouri ever had.

I'm too old to be getting married.

I realize that now.

I was married once.

My wife was 28 when she died.

She left three children and now a mother.

I didn't do the greatest job, but...

They didn't complain.

How can kids be so strong?

We got each other.

You know, I think it's going great.

What I'd like to do, though, is shoot a couple of more segments just to give you

some choices in the editing room.

Proud is right. It is terrific stuff.

Can I ask a question?

How is it that you guys know so much about us?

You're famous. You guys are famous.

No, no, no. I'm thinking it's more than that.

Roll the tape, Jeff.

All right.

What, Inspector Dominguez, you've been called unconventional.

What? What do you mean? Who calls me unconventional? I don't know. Who would?

Explain, then, how you solve so many cases.

Well, the truth is, sometimes when you get results done, you have to kind of

push the envelope, you know? I mean, there's been a lot of cases where...

morning, ma 'am.

Can I see the driver's license and registration, please?

Sure. Let's go right through that stop sign, ma 'am. I'll have to give you a

ticket.

Miss, uh... P -W -W -R... P -W -W -R -T -I -C.

Grace, P -W -W -R -T -I -C.

Had to stay on confidence that day, huh?

P... W...

Don't touch anything up there.

You don't happen to have any soda water in there, do you?

No, I don't.

This is a marijuana club.

Yeah, man. Totally legal under Prop 215, man.

Yeah, you can get anything you want. All you need is a prescription.

Prescription for what?

Weed.

Yeah, I know what it's called.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, depression, man. I get depressed when I don't get stoned.

Oh, Joe.

Yep.

Don't forget the brakes are on the handlebars.

What? Don't do that.

Easiest takedown in history. They ought to make me captain.

And cut.

Good. Get naked and sit on this.

Hey, baby, I was born a rambling man.

Trying to make a living and doing the best I can.

It's okay, man. I stopped smoking pot a long time ago.

Oh, yeah?

What's your drug of choice now, man?

Rogaine.

Try that one. Here.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. Eat.

What is that?

Is that a relleno?

If you don't want it, I'll take it. No.

Tasty.

Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Okay.

Okay what?

What do you want to know?

Who busted Vincent Mulroy out?

Powerball to the werewolves.

Sorry about that.

SSPD, keep your hands where I can see them and step away from the bong.

He's been feeding Geraldo information about us, and I'm going to take a wild

guess that it's you.

What are you talking about?

Jill, Geraldo's producer.

And your point is?

You had dinner last night at Iago's, right?

She had dinner at Iago's last night at the same table. I didn't tell her

anything. I mean, we had more important things to talk about, if you know what I

mean.

You didn't tell her about Jack Conrad and his Super Bowl ring? You didn't tell

her that I used to work as a traffic cop or that Nicholas was Nash?

No. You just say I was unconventional.

You're saying that she used me to get information?

Duh. She pumped you like a damn goose, man.

You didn't even know until I just told you.

I was just trying to... I know what you were trying to do.

Believe it or not, I was your age once.

Yes, sir.

Um, could I trouble you for a pizza?

Thank you.

My associates picked up this tape from Buzzy's.

That's you. That's Eddie.

This tape's about three weeks old.

Want to rethink your story there, sister?

Okay, I lied. He told me to.

Well, who's he?

Eddie.

Tell us what happened.

Eddie shot him.

I didn't know he was going to.

Dylan didn't do anything, and he just, he just, he shot him.

And then he took out this other gun, and I was just standing there stunned, and

he came around the side of the counter, and he shot it, and then he put it in

Dylan's hand.

Why would Eddie do that, Shelly?

Because, because, uh, he wanted me all to himself.

Oh, dude, that's what she said?

That's what she said.

Now, she could have said that you killed Dylan in self -defense, and with no

security videos and no witnesses, and if you guys had stuck to your story, you

probably would have gotten away with it.

She gave you up, dude.

We didn't even have to put pins on her fingernails or anything. She just

murdered it all now.

Now, I'm thinking that either you're a stone -cold killer, Eddie, or you're

going for a ride.

Weigh in here any time, please.

I didn't think she'd do it, dudes.

I mean, she said she was going to, but... She told you she was going to

boyfriend?

She came into the store a couple months ago.

She's hot, you know?

Before I knew it, we were in the clinch.

And then I find out she's got this psycho boyfriend, and he starts coming

the store, and she's like... practically telling him about us right in front of

me. And I'm like, whoa, what's this trip, you know?

And then she tells me one night, this is how it's going to happen. And she

starts working it out.

And I'm like, I don't know, maybe she's psycho too, you know?

Not psycho enough to kick out of bed, though, huh?

I was restocking, okay?

She came behind the counter.

She got my gun.

She shot Dylan with my gun.

Then she shot the counter with her gun and dropped it on him.

So you had nothing to do with this?

No!

Well, not until afterwards, anyways.

He didn't do it, she didn't do it.

Ground zero unless somebody blinks. Let me see that case file on the shooting

this afternoon.

What are you looking for?

A miracle.

Prayer.

Typo, anything that we might have missed.

Maybe we ought to come to Geraldo and I bet he can get her to talk. Well, he

certainly got to you.

It wasn't me.

Well, then, who is the mole?

Evan.

Let's run an SEM dab on her.

SEM dab won't take after about four hours, will it? Any residue on her hands

probably long gone. I know that.

And you know that.

But I'm going to bet what's -her -name Shelly doesn't know that.

We box her in.

Might even get her to run like something's after her.

Okay, you can go.

It's about time.

Just one more thing. It's a routine test. We've got to make sure you haven't

fired a gun.

Since when?

Relax, Shelly. We know you haven't.

If we don't test you, the DA will pitch a bitch, and he'll ask us why we didn't

run a test when we had you here, and it's a mess.

But I told you what happened.

Hey, look, it's no big deal.

They'll just come in and swab your hands with a protruded dob, check for lead

residue, and it'll take a minute.

Get tight.

Why?

Long be with Eddie.

Who wouldn't?

Yeah, well, Dillon said he'd kill me if I ever tried to leave him, so... I was

just like my father.

What other choice did I have?

You should have asked me that before you shot him.

Welcome back, everybody. As you can see, it is a dark and stormy night here in

San Francisco, but you know what they say about the city, if you don't like

weather, wait five minutes, it will change.

But Joe Dominguez, one thing that has not changed is your marriage. You've

married to the same woman for more than 20 years.

Most cops I know, their marriages last less than five. What's your take on it?

How do you do it?

Well, for the first seven years of my marriage, my wife didn't speak the

language, and that helped out.

Just kidding, honey.

You, on the other hand, Nash, have been married and divorced at least twice.

What went wrong? What happened?

Uh... I don't know. You tell me.

That I can't say.

What a surprise.

Life happened.

I guess.

A beer, Mr. Bridges?

Anything Mexican.

All right.

You're late.

You're later.

As usual.

Oh, fight mode.

Consider it a warm -up time.

I could go either way.

Yeah, you and my mother have so little in common. It's weird that you ended up

with the same man.

Well, actually, we both ended up without him.

It's not just about...

I don't want you to go.

I would miss you too much.

I'll give it some thought.

You will?

Thank you.

On the phone, you said a few gunshots.

Everybody's okay. Nobody got hurt.

You know, I remember a time when I used to make you laugh.

Now all I do is piss you off. Why is that?

You want the whole laundry list?

Starting with A for anniversaries you missed or where your pager went off.

Or we can go to B for booze. Or jump right to W for women.

I hate goodbyes.

Why not? Hell, I'm a glutton for punishment. Oh, you can return this.

And one more thing.

My daughter is never stepping foot in this death trap again. You want to see

her? You meet her in a public place.

You're not worried that you haven't heard from him?

Oh, this is nothing.

When we were married, sometimes... I went for days without word.

I remember one time he showed up for five minutes after having been gone for

four days, left again, and I didn't hear from him again for another three days.

That'd get old.

Yeah, it did.

But you have to understand something. When you don't hear anything from a cop,

it's generally good news.

If Nash were in trouble, somebody would have called.

We almost took our baby from his flesh.

I know. We almost lost her today. We almost lost her.

I know.

You know, you bring a child into the world. You sacrifice your work so hard

raise her.

And you try to protect her because it's your job.

But it's not possible, is it?

You can't protect her because you can't be there everywhere all the time. You

can't stop every stupid accident from happening.

I don't think you're hearing me. I said I can't find the cradle.

I'm hearing you. What the hell do you want me to do?

Well, keep looking. It's got to be somewhere.

What's that?

It's an unopened letter.

Addressed to me.

It's at least with handwriting.

Well, what are you waiting for? Open it.

I think I should.

I mean, it was never sent. There's no stamp on it.

Hey, addressed to you.

It's okay. You're a cop.

Dated August 12th.

The day that we finalized our divorce.

Was there something you wanted to talk to me about?

There was.

What was it?

Why didn't you ever send it?

I guess telling you how much I loved you on the day of our divorce wasn't such a

good idea.

Did you mean what you said?

Yes, I did.

Do you still mean it?

Ah, here.

Hey, you dudes aren't going to keep me in jail, are you? I got a gig tonight.

Eddie, you lied.

Truck adjusted.

You're going to have to see the DA.

Hey, by the way, you dudes got a guy working here who looks totally like

Rivera. That's because it is Geraldo Rivera, Eddie. No way.

No way.

I'm a big fan.

All right, good.

I'll tell him, Ed. No, man, not good enough. I want him to see my act. I'm

Check this out, dudes. Eddie, I don't think Geraldo is in the variety

Well, he should be. Eddie, don't do it. Whoa, easy.

You judge for yourselves. Check this out, dudes.

That's wonderful. That's really wonderful. But we got stuff to do here.

I also juggle knives, meat cleavers, chainsaws, severed doll's heads. I play

guitar and banjo. I got an hour and a half of stand -up material.

Hey, can you do that with candied apples?

Am I going to jail?

What a day.

Harm, could you see if you could get Ed a decent run through the mill?

Come on, Eddie. It's beautiful.

Bobby.

Clean up on aisle nine.

Evan, do you have something you want to tell me?

Well, she... I was just...

I just... Beyond that, sir, I have no excuse.

Are we in a good mood today?

You did provide the kelp when you needed it.

Did you say help or kelp? It's me, I mean help. I don't want to know.

No problem.

You owe me, dude.

You know, it's become obvious to me that you guys have a deep and abiding

respect for each other. You depend on each other for your very lives. You

actually spend more time together than you do with your own families.

If you could put it into words, how would you describe your relationship?

I don't know. I can't stand it.

Two words.

Impossible.

These guys have never gone after cash.

Never.

Whoa.

Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.

Duck, duck and cover. Get out.

Chill out. Rock the sequel, man.

getting bigger joe yeah

if you could come out now is it cool he's gonna do uh i'm gonna be paying

to him to live in our own house are you in the moment now if i remember right

you're the guy that said that so it's gonna be easy cash is that right

oh how do you make that

Should we consider using a moisturizer?

What?

Yes, ma 'am. Inger is pregnant.

What?

Whoa, man.

Congratulations. That's incredible.

Isn't it, though?

Hey, wait a minute. I thought you told me that you and Inger were down to like

every other Sunday morning now.

Of course, that'll be out of the question once a new baby gets here.

And that, uh... Garter belt and stocking thing that you wanted her to wear?

Forget that.

Six or seven times a year is going to look like a bonanza to you, Barbara.

Inger's standing right in back of you. Why don't you just congratulate her

now?

Can I go in now?

I have to do a body search on you first. Joe, what could she possibly be hiding?

Who cares?

You wish.

Last week, it was chilly on the back feet.

And tonight, I got some sort of sticky chocolate here on the console.

Simple rule, really.

No food in the cuda.

Frenchman, compañero de mi vida.

Will you come Frenchman? Knock that off, will you?

What are you doing?

Check my tongue.

I am not going to check your tongue.

It feels funny.

They didn't say anything about your tongue. Your tongue is fine, and you're

fine. You don't care about me.

You're giving me marital advice?

Bubba, those that can't do, teach.

You get one drop of salsa on my pool table, I kill you. I love you, Miss

Bridges. No, no, no, don't do that. They talk about it all the time.

Most people would call that love.

Yeah, Bubba, it's a love thing.

Thank you. Ah, thank you.

Thank you. Say what you did. Okay.