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Well, that brings up an interesting
point, Governor Richards. There's been a
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of talk lately about setting term
limits. Where do you stand on that
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Well, Murphy, I think that any senator
or congressman ought to be able to serve
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12 years or more, as long as they're
Republicans and it's a maximum security
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facility.
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We'll be back in a moment to wrap up our
very first FYI Roundtable interview
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with our guest, former Texas Governor
Ann Richards.
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And we're into commercial.
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Okay, we only have a minute, so everyone
listen up.
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Murphy, can I have your attention?
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You can have my attention when you wear
that lime green outfit of yours with the
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blinking buttons.
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Anyway, we all know the new format.
We'll come back, Jim will ask his final
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question, you'll banter over the credit
roll, and Miller, you'll say... Nothing.
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Right. And just so there's no confusion,
when I tell you to say nothing, I don't
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mean say the word nothing.
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Oh.
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Anyway, after your banter, then we'll
cue music and cut your audio. Everyone
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that? Got it. You know, I must say, I
was skeptical at first, but this new
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roundtable interview segment is a
capital idea. Yeah, it was a good idea I
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wasn't it? What?
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I came up with this concept.
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Excuse me. It was my idea. No, it was my
idea. I don't think so. It was my idea.
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Sorry, Murphy. It was definitely... Wait
a minute. Your idea, my idea. That's
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not important.
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What's important is that the show
benefits.
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I suppose.
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From my idea.
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Is this really the kind of discussion we
should be having in front of our
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guests? Oh, listen, I don't mind. This
is tame in comparison to the Texas
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legislature. You know, ear biting, eye
gouging, hair pulling.
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God, I miss it.
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All right, let's round them up. Take
your seats, please.
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We are back in five, four, three, two.
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Welcome back.
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We've been chatting with our guest,
former Texas Governor Ann Richards.
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Richards, we're almost out of time.
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Any final thoughts about how the
president's doing?
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Well, he's had some distractions lately,
but I heard him the other day when he
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spoke to United Auto Workers, and I
really felt good that he was going to be
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one to lead this country into the next
century.
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Well, thank you, Governor, for helping
us inaugurate our first roundtable
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discussion at FYI. My pleasure. Thank
you.
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Next week, join us when our guest will
be Secretary of State Madeleine
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Until then, good night.
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And we banter over credits?
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So, Ann, how about that vote on the
telecommunications bill yesterday?
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Oh, yeah, real nice banter, Frank. You
know, I'm still reeling from the fact
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that you liked that long -winded Clinton
speech. God, what a snooze fest.
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The guy just droned on.
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Why not? It's so boring.
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I mean, it was like C -SPAN boring. It
was like pledge drive boring. It was
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Merchant and Ivory bring you another old
creaky period piece boring.
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It was so boring.
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Murph, are you sure you want to be
saying that about the president?
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Well, why not, Frank? It's true. I mean,
the guy's like King Midas. Only every
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speech he touches turns to boring.
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Murphy.
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Oh, well, maybe that's not the best
analogy, but anyway, it's not like
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can hear me.
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Actually, Murphy, they can.
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Oh, please, Corky, you've been a
journalist for how long? There's music
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this. Nobody can hear what we're talking
about.
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Now they can't hear you.
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Oh, God, so they went out live? Why
didn't anybody tell me?
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Oh, don't look at me. When somebody
tells me to say nothing, I say nothing.
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mean, not even the word nothing.
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And we're clear, except for... Murphy,
who's knee -deep in it this time.
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Okay, this is okay. Murphy just made a
little slip of the tongue about the
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President of the United States.
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A man who can have my tax return audited
at the drop of a hat. Oh, God, what did
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I have to pick this year to claim
Sparky's obedience school as college
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Thanks a lot, Murphy.
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You're the one who came up with the
impossible -to -follow format.
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Banter, talk, don't talk, cut audio,
music. I mean, it was chaos out here.
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Nobody knew what was going on. Right,
guys?
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Well, I didn't find it.
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God, Lansing's going to have a cow. I've
got to go up there and explain to him
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what you did. Me? I can't believe how
you're twisting this. Now, you just stay
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here. I'm going to go up and talk to
him. And don't worry, I'll put your
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monumental screw up in the best possible
light. Oh, no, no. This is your fault.
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I'll tell him what happened.
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Are you kidding? My fault? It was chaos
out here. You are unbelievable.
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I'm unbelievable.
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These sort of accidents happen all the
time. Oh, yeah. You know, I had a little
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goof -up once when I was a sportscaster
in Buffalo.
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What'd you do?
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Well, I was drunk on the air, and I beat
up the weatherman, Hurricane Gil.
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Yes, that's quite a blooper.
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It's the 10th round, and Lansing has NBC
reeling!
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A left! A right! A left! Why, I gotta
say, I'm so exhausted here.
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about I can't sit. It sweeps and we're
behind in key demographics.
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We have to talk. Don't listen to a word
she says, Dan. It was chaos out there.
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It was not chaos.
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Come on, can't you see I'm fighting
here? I'm fighting for network
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A left, a right, a left, a Doris Day
theme night.
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Sounds fantastic.
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My goodness, I don't believe it.
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NBC is down.
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The advertisements are going crazy.
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How is so important you had to come
rushing into the ring like that? Look,
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Tony, she just paid attention to what I
was telling her. Wait a minute. You're
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both yelling at once.
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You yell first.
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When she's done yelling, then you yell.
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Yell. Look, Stan, it's a disaster.
Murphy trashed the president tonight on
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Oh, what?
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My God, this is a disaster. Murphy, I
should give you such a... What did I
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it? It was her stupid idea.
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Oh, I see. Now it's my stupid idea.
Yeah, you think I'm going to take credit
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something as lame -brained as a
roundtable interview? That's blazingly
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Hey, Kate, I've got a great idea. Why
don't we try shooting the show in color?
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Give me the gloves, Stan. Give me the
gloves. Come on, give me the... Okay,
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never mind. Just never mind.
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Stop!
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Two women fighting!
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I don't have time to get hot!
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Murphy, what the hell did you think you
were doing?
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Stan, I mean, so I called the president
boring. What's the big deal?
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I'll tell you what was the big deal.
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Number one, you're a journalist. You
can't express your opinions on the air.
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Number two, taking cheap pot shots at
the commander -in -chief is not only
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disrespectful, it's unpatriotic. And
number three...
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The president was going to make a
special appearance on the Littlest Mayor
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next week in a chicken suit.
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Now, that thing doesn't come down the
pike every day.
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So you're just going to have to
apologize to him.
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Forget it, Stan. I can't do that. I'll
lose all credibility as a journalist.
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All right, all right. I understand how
you feel, but people say things like
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all the time. But later they think about
what they said, and upon reflection,
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they call up the most powerful man in
the world and beg forgiveness because my
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network needs the guy in a chicken suit.
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All right, Stan, look, I may not have
picked the best place to do it, but I
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what I said. I don't think I'm in the
wrong, and I'm not going to apologize
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it.
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Are you saying that there is no way
you're going to retract your comment
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the president no matter what the
ramifications may be? I'm sorry, Stan,
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have no other choice.
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Wait, wait, wait. Then, Murphy, you
leave me with no other choice.
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An action like this cannot go
unpunished.
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Okay? You're fired.
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Well, Stan, you're tough, but fair. See
ya.
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night, Murph. How did Lansing take it?
You didn't apologize, did you? Yes,
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because we spent quite a lot of time
discussing it, and we all agreed that
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be a clear abrogation of duty.
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Also, we spent quite a lot of time
discussing the phrase abrogation of
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Well, then you'll be happy to hear I
stood my ground.
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I told Lansing I would not apologize.
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I'm proud of you, Murph. And then he
fired Kay. He fired Kay?
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Oh, yeah. I mean, Lansing needed a fall
guy. I said I wouldn't apologize, so he
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got rid of her.
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Are these donuts from yesterday?
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Murphy! What?
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Do you mean to tell us Kay's going to
get fired because of something you did?
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Yeah, pretty neat, huh?
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You try and try to get someone fired and
nothing works, and then the second you
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stop, boom, it happens. It's a lot like
love that way.
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Murphy, the woman just lost her job.
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Don't you feel anything?
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Look, guys, I know this isn't totally
fair to Kay, but this is an important
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issue here. You said so yourself. I
couldn't back down.
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She's absolutely right.
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There's an ethical issue here, and
Murphy is fully justified in not
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You stick to your guns, sis.
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Well, at least someone here appreciates
my professionalism.
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Ironically, it's the person who's not in
the profession anymore.
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Oh, Murphy, I think these belong to you.
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Oh, thanks, Kay.
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You know, Kay, I've got to say you're
handling this really well.
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I kind of expected you'd be in here
begging me to get your job back.
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Please, Murphy, do I look like someone
who would grovel?
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Someone who would guilt you into doing
something that goes against everything
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you believe in?
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Well, do I?
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No, I guess not.
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Then you don't know a thing about me.
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so I can get my job back. Please,
please.
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You'll go to hell if you don't.
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Oh, now, Kay, this is beneath you.
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You're right, it is.
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But this isn't. Murphy meet Peppy, my
little Guatemalan adopted child.
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That's his dog, Alfredo, with him.
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They are amigos.
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Kate, it was never my intention to get
you fired.
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I'm not a completely unfeeling person.
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Look, I'll tell you what I'll do. You'll
call the president and tell him you're
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sorry?
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Well, actually, I was going to say I
would take over Pepe's payments for a
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What is that, a chihuahua?
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Excuse me, Murphy. Is coffee on line
one? It's the White House.
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Really? The White House?
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Big deal.
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I wonder what they want. I bet I know
what they want. You're in trouble. Oh,
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grow up. I am not in trouble.
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Oh, bet you are. I am not.
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Hello. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay, fine. I'll do that. Bye -bye.
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What'd they say? Are you in trouble? No.
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The president just wants to see me.
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In the Oval Office.
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Immediately. You are in trouble!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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I am not in trouble. And even if I were,
I wouldn't apologize.
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And you know what?
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and sent us. We're here to escort you to
the White House.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well... I'll just get my coat.
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Well, this is a first.
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Usually when I'm in the White House
being escorted by the Secret Service,
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going in the other direction.
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You know, out.
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Yeah, what do you know?
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Hi. I'm Murphy Brown. Why don't you tell
the president I'm here so we can just
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get this over with?
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Oh, hello, Ms.
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Brown. I know that the president very
much wants to speak with you.
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Yes, I'm sure he does.
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Yes, well, just have a seat. He'll be
with you shortly.
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Shortly? Are you sure?
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Maybe you should give him a buzz because
the flunky who called said he wanted to
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see me right away. I know. I'm the
flunky who called.
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Just take a seat. He'll be with you
shortly.
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Okay, now let's get off my nose.
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Hey there, how's it going?
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We're with the senior citizen action
council.
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We flew all the way up here from St.
Louis.
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We're here to see the president.
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Oh, isn't that great?
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Aren't you, what's her name, what's her
name, Louisa?
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Who am I thinking of? Leslie Stone.
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Oh, no, no. No, the other one.
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Which one? Diane Sawyer? No, she's a
redhead.
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Oh, no, she's not. You're thinking of
the one we saw in the movie.
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What movie?
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Oh, for God's sakes, Bertram. We just
saw it on the plane.
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You can stop gazing.
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Oh, Cokie Roberts.
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Oh, she doesn't look like Cokie Roberts.
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Of course she does. Oh, Cokie Roberts
has a bigger bust.
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No, she doesn't. Yes, she does. Oh, will
you just stuff a sock in it already?
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Are you sure the president knows I'm
here? Ms. Brown, the president has all
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sorts of important things on his agenda.
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Bills from Congress, international
crises.
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In fact, I shouldn't really be telling
you this.
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There is a very important meeting going
on in there as we speak.
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They saved a kitty cat.
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Don't bother getting up. I'll just show
myself in. Oh, Miss Brown, I'm sorry. I
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bet you're just going to have to wait a
little while longer. The president has
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another appointment now. What? Who?
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Coming through.
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I was here before they were. How come
they get to go first?
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Eat my dutch, cookie.
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Don't think I don't know what's going on
here.
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I'm on Day's little game.
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You know what he's doing, don't you?
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He's got me waiting out here, hoping
that the power of the office will
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intimidate me into apologizing.
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Well, I've got my own power.
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Yes, sirree.
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You thought Travelgate was trouble?
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Well, wait till he hears about Waiting
Room Gate.
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All right, the name needs work, but it's
going to be big.
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You don't even understand what I'm
saying.
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Actually, we do. I went to Harvard.
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Cal State Northridge.
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And if you want my opinion, I think you
should apologize.
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After all, he's the leader of the free
world.
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He won the decisive majority of the
electoral college and carried New York,
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Florida, and California.
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I was a poli -sci major.
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Really? I was a theater art.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not going to be
intimidated.
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I've been dealing with presidents my
whole career.
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Of course, I've never insulted one on
the air before.
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And I've never been hauled into the Oval
Office to defend my remarks.
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And I've never been kept waiting quite
so long out here with all these...
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Past president staring down at me.
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I'll tell them you had a nosebleed.
Yeah, that's good.
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Oh, Miss Brown, the president will see
you now.
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Murphy, did she get back yet? Oh, not
yet, Stan, and she's thrown me
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off schedule. I should have been done
with my I told you so than halfway
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my I win, you suck victory dance.
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Well, I'm sure she'll be back any...
Say, didn't I fire you?
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No. Now, people, when Murphy does turn
up, I'd appreciate it if everyone showed
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at least a modicum of restraint.
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Certainly couldn't have been easy of her
to apologize.
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You really think she'll do that, Jim?
Oh, you wouldn't be surprised. That
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does strange things to people.
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I myself was once called on the carpet
by Lyndon Johnson for slightly
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him. The man actually picked me up by my
ears, twirled me around the room and
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shouted, You're my beagle now!
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Let me tell you, I was barking me a
copus from here till Tuesday. I don't
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Jim. I just don't see Murphy
apologizing. Me either.
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Although, they did find a cure for
polio.
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Let's see Adam.
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Oh, what am I saying?
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We'll be in a home sucking pot roast
through a straw before Murphy ever
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apologizes.
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Look, Kay, I know this hasn't been easy
on you. I just hope you didn't
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misunderstand what happened in my office
yesterday.
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You mean how you callously and
ruthlessly used me as a pawn to bend
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your will?
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Good, so you didn't misunderstand.
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There she is.
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So how did it go? Did you do it? How can
you even ask that? Look at the poor
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woman. You apologized, didn't you,
slugger? I don't know, Jim.
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Sure, she looks terrible, but you can't
tell anything from that.
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She hadn't taken care of herself lately.
Oh, come on.
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You didn't apologize.
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You didn't, did you? But wait, you
apologized?
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No, no, no. Of course she apologized.
That's the only possible explanation.
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God's sakes, give the woman some room
here.
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She just got back from talking to the
man who occupies the most respected and
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powerful office in the whole land.
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So do I have that hillbilly in a chicken
suit or what?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got him.
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That's great.
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Casey, you got your job back.
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I thank you, Stan. You won't regret it.
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Forget it. So we're all one big happy
family again, right?
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We sure are, Stan.
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Who asked you, Fontana?
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the moment. You all saw he ruined the
whole moment.
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Hey, you okay, Murph? We're worried
about you. This couldn't have been easy.
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Yeah, I mean, when I said you looked
terrible, I didn't really mean you
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terrible. I mean, I've seen you look
worse. I mean, fuck, forget it.
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I just, I can't believe this. Murph, you
actually apologized?
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I didn't apologize.
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Wait a minute. What are you saying? What
happened?
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Well, I walked into the Oval Office, I
looked the President straight in the
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and said that I wouldn't apologize for
what I said on the air.
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Oh, my God.
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He didn't pick you up by the ears, did
he?
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No, why would he do that?
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Oh, no reason.
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He wasn't mad at all?
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Well, he didn't say that.
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I mean, he did keep me waiting in his
reception area for two hours.
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But then he brought me into the office
and told me he respected the fact that I
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spoke my mind and that I had the guts to
stand behind what I said.
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And then he offered me a job.
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Well, first he droned on and on for a
while, and then he offered me a job. A
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job? What kind of job?
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To be his senior advisor with an office
in the White House. You're kidding!
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So you actually turned down a chance to
work at the White House?
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Um, not exactly.
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Oh, my God, so you took it?
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Not exactly.
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What exactly did you do?
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I said maybe.
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Wow.
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So, wait a minute, you mean you're
actually considering it?
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Well, I guess I am.
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It's funny, but, you know, in 20 years,
I never wanted to work anywhere, but
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FYI.
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Well, there was that one bender in the
early 80s when I was convinced I could
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make it as a professional beach
volleyball player, but... My goodness.
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A job at the White House.
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That's a hard thing to turn down.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's the opportunity of a
lifetime.
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I could shape policy. I could defend
programs that I believe in.
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I could be responsible for real positive
change.
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Plus, he told me I could use the bowling
alley in the basement whenever I
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wanted.
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So, uh, what are you going to do, Murph?
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Murphy, is coffee on line one?
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It's the president.
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I don't know, but I guess I'm going to
have to think fast.
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Hello, Mr. President.
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Yeah.
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Cheers, mate.
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The boys and I are a little lost.
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Can you all tell me where they tape The
Littlest Mayor?
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Yeah, it's just two floors down.
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Watch Blige.
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