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Thank you.

To the most magnificent cruise line in the world, mine.

And to the only ad agency that can do it justice, mine.

Always selling, aren't you, Amanda?

I'll put your money where your mouth is and find me Eve.

Oh, there she is.

I missed your idea of a joke.

I had no idea Peter was coming. If you want my account, you better keep him out

of the way. Well, that'll be easy. This is a cruise. Peter will find lots of

things to do.

Not good enough.

I want you to keep an eye on him. When I'm in the sack with Eve, I don't want

be looking over my shoulder for her jealous husband.

You didn't think this was just about holding hands, did you, Amanda?

Welcome to my ship, Dr. Burns. Thank you.

Peter, what a surprise.

This will be great. I'll have someone to play with while Eve is off becoming a

big star.

Yeah, yeah, that'll be great.

Well, here's to a memorable cruise.

For all of us.

Terry, calm down.

Okay, look, the reason that I didn't put her on that plane is because she didn't

want to go back to New York. You don't let a child make a decision like that.

I am her legal guardian.

Look, eight years ago, I was a kid myself. It made sense that the courts

you custody.

But now I can take care of her.

Sarah wants to live with me.

I'll do whatever I have to. And so will I.

Send her home now.

We need a hell of a lawyer.

Hi.

Hey.

I thought you might be out here.

Listen, I know I've never stopped by before.

Nice. Yeah.

Listen, I thought maybe you might want to talk.

My marriage is over.

Amanda and I are through.

I didn't want to come between you.

You said you did.

Amanda.

Every time she looks at me. She thought there was something going on between us.

Is there?

You tell me.

I can't.

It's fun being here.

Before Dad, I just had big... This is real family.

Are you and my dad getting married?

Well, I don't know.

We were engaged, but your dad called it off, so... Probably because his promise

he made me.

I told him it's okay if he wants to get married now.

Daddy!

Wait, what's happening?

Terry decided to play hardball. Just tell her. Just tell her what to say.

I did, but Aunt Terry doesn't think that's such a good idea, honey.

This is Nancy. You're going to have to go with her for a little while while I

talk to a lawyer, help work things out. Okay, honey? Wait a minute. Where are

you taking her? Sarah will go to a special center for children. And she'll

there until her plane takes her to New York.

Can I go with her? She's a little girl. She's not going to know anyone.

That's not allowed.

It's okay, Megan.

I'll be all right.

You'll raid the fridge.

Oh, yes.

Come on. Come on.

24 hours straight?

I don't think I've ever done that with any guy before. Well, you know, I'm not

just any guy. I'm like a hundred rolled to one.

Erotic permutations are endless, my dear.

Let's see what we got in confidence.

Mustard!

I'll be right back. Think dirty thoughts. Okay.

Sorry,

but you weren't answering your phone, and I have got amazing news about Amanda

Wardward advertising.

Hey!

Amanda dropped half of her clients, and she fired half her staff.

I'm not kidding.

Even Jane.

After Jane put a roof over her head? I swear that woman knows no shame. Rumor

Amanda's going after Tony Marlin's account. Tony Marlin.

Oh, my God, that guy is rich and powerful. He owns casinos and cruise

Oh, this is a huge account. This could be a coup.

All right, Julie, run along.

Yeah.

Amanda is making deep cuts?

Honey, that usually means that there's big money problems.

I think this is the time to go in for the kill.

Hey, you're not gonna have time to do any killing, because I got plans for

Michael, honey, think Monopoly, baby. Look, I already own her apartment

building. Now it's time to take over her agency.

It's time to dig my heels in deep, Michael.

I got some big plans to do.

Good thing I do my best thinking on my back.

This is the vacation of a lifetime.

I love it, and I feel like I'm falling in love with you all over again.

Cut.

She'll never get the kiss right with her husband breathing down her neck.

Let's get him out of here.

Let's take a minute.

Check the lights, guys.

All right.

How was I? Does it look all right?

It's a little tough to judge the kiss. You know, I'm on a dry spell myself.

Oh, I'm sorry about this morning.

No, it's been a great honeymoon so far.

No sex, hair and makeup, people flying around all over, and some weirdo sending

you flowers.

Tony sent them. It's a professional courtesy. Dr.

Burns, I'm stealing this beautiful woman from you. Who's waiting?

Come on, Eve doesn't want you in surgery.

Right.

You, you're rushing the moment.

Make her want you.

Like that.

My lawyer said he'd come by when he knew something, but Sarah's been gone for

hours. I mean, where the hell is he?

It's my fault. I told you at the airport to keep Sarah here. I feel terrible.

No, let's not. Let's not worry about that, Ned.

Hey, what's going on? We've been waiting on you. Right.

There's been a development.

Had Sarah ever mentioned to you anything about any physical abuse?

What the hell are you talking about?

If anyone ever laid a finger on my daughter. She's claiming that her Aunt

hits her and she's afraid to go back.

No, no, that's impossible.

Terry would never hurt Sarah.

But maybe Sarah was afraid to tell you because she thought you wouldn't believe

her. Megan, you don't know Terry, okay? I do.

I'm just saying it's possible. No!

There's been a mistake, okay? We need to get Terry out here, get to the bottom

of this, get the whole thing resolved.

Okay? Terry and I will straighten this out.

So you took the shuffleboard, the skeet shooting.

Don't forget the ping pong. I beat you at ping pong, too. The ping pong prizes.

You have to at least let me beat you in badminton. Now, come on. I'm done with

the games, okay? It's been fun.

Yeah, it has been fun.

Don't sound so surprised.

Don't sound so sarcastic.

What can I say? You bring out the best in me.

Oh, well, if this is the best, it's going to be a long cruise.

So you sunk your whole ad agency into this commercial.

Why are you spending all of your time with me?

I don't want to interfere with the creative process.

You know how testy actors can be. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I've heard that.

Well, I am on my honeymoon, so I'm going to go find my wife.

Don't give me that look.

What look? I didn't give you a look. Yes, you did. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

I must be drunk.

You were fantastic today.

I was nervous.

I couldn't have done it without you.

You're a natural.

Camera loves you. All you need is more experience.

I'm an experienced guy.

Hey.

Honey. Oh, we were wondering where you were.

Where are you?

Get out of the pool.

Now. Back off, Doctor. Easy.

Come on, get out of the pool.

We were just unwinding.

Well, I'll be back in our room.

Unwinding.

Peter, slow down, I'm dizzy.

Looks to me like you're more in the feeling no pain category. We were

celebrating this was a big day for me, and you ruined it. Why, because I got

there before you made it with Tony Marlin? We were working together, that's

How stupid do you really think I am?

He's in show business. He's an important man. He was just giving me pointers.

Pointers? Come on, Eve, please. He was trying to get you into bed.

That's not true.

Are you really that naive?

Okay, maybe that is what he wanted, but it doesn't mean that I would do it. It

looked like you were halfway there in the pool.

Peter.

Peter. Peter.

What the hell is going on?

Oh, Amanda.

I'm so sorry. Tony and I, we were celebrating, and Peter, he just took it

wrong. Damn him. He's messing up everything.

No, it's not Peter.

Tony is so fascinating.

All this, everything about him, Vegas and the celebrities.

God, I think I'm drunk. You're right. You're drunk. You should get some sleep.

It's not just that.

On the set, Tony had the actor.

He was showing him how he kissed me.

I liked it.

Sleep it off.

I'll take care of everything.

Lexi, baby.

You making me breakfast, honey?

Why do I look like Martha Stewart to you?

Wow. I died and went to heaven.

Come to Mikey, boy. Hey, watch it.

It's not for you.

Honey, I'm going after this really hot account.

The Dutchess Cruise Lines.

And you're wearing this hot little number underneath your work clothes for

Added confidence?

Baby, these are my work clothes.

Huh? Oh, please don't feel shocked.

It's not like he's going to see me naked for at least ten minutes.

So you're going to have sex with a guy you never met before on the chance you

might get his account?

You know what that's called? Yeah. That's, uh... Business.

And how am I supposed to feel about that? Ah, proud.

Oh, Mikey, honey.

With you, I have no ulterior motives.

Sleeping with you...

It's very flattering.

Don't forget to lock up.

You would enjoy the cruise a lot more if you could control your temper and let

your wife do her job. I spent the night last night on a chair on the deck. The

only thing I'd be receptive to right now would be a couple of asses.

Folks, if you haven't heard, the launch is heading for a day excursion on the

island of Sincero. There's a lot to do there, lots to see.

Sign me up for that, will you? Okay. Would you excuse me, Amanda?

Where's Mike Tyson rushing off to? Oh, you're in luck. He's spending the day on

the island.

Good.

I'll put you to work.

Oh, I look forward to it, to being on the set. I'll handle things on the set.

want you on the island with Peter.

Make sure he misses the boat back.

Hi. Tony, how are you feeling?

Oh, much better just looking at you.

Amanda, have you seen Peter?

He'll be on deck five.

I believe he's going on a day excursion.

I have to talk to him. Excuse me.

Eve, be sure Peter knows the launch comes back at seven o 'clock. I wouldn't

want him to miss it.

Thank you.

So what time is the launch really coming back?

Five. But Peter will be much too busy with you to ever stumble onto that

information, Moni.

Peter, I'm sorry.

I was an idiot last night. Let's not fight.

Well, that shouldn't be a problem because I'm going to spend the day on

island. It was all my fault.

I got drunk. I said stupid things. I did stupid things. There's no excuse for

any of it. Do you have feelings for this guy?

No. I got caught up in the glamour. That's all the commercial.

It's you that I want to be with.

You know, we do this a lot. We fight. We make up.

Relationships are new to me.

Sorry. I just want things to get better.

Hey, the launch comes back at seven. Why don't we have dinner in our cabin

tonight? Just you and me.

We'll make up for all the things I've done.

I don't know.

Please.

Okay.

I was looking for Ryan McBride.

Yes, you must be Terry. Come on in.

Ryan went down to Children's Services to see where they're keeping Sarah.

I'm Megan.

Hi. Do you live here with him?

No, I live in an apartment on the first floor. Ryan wanted me to wait here to

let you in.

We're friends.

Ryan.

I swear to God.

I never, ever hit Sarah.

I mean, how could I hurt my sister's child?

I mean, you have to believe me.

Yeah. I never thought it was true, Terry.

I'll, uh, get you some water.

I gave up my whole life for her.

It's all my fault. Yeah.

What we have to concentrate on now is getting Sarah back, okay?

It's okay. We're gonna work together.

Hey, Jane.

I heard about your new job. Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, managing the place.

Congratulations.

Guess it'll tide me over till I figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. Um,

do you mind getting those new orders started? I'll meet you in there. Thanks.

What happened the other night?

I mean, do you know? Because I've thought about it, and I can't figure it

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, you just broke up with Amanda.

You're confused. It's not about Amanda.

Maybe we should just try to be friends.

We're already friends.

Oh, I guess we're back where we were the other night.

No, we're not.

I'm not going to blow this.

By the way, I could lose you.

Oh, admit it. You had a good time. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. I didn't.

Look at me.

Look at me.

You laughed.

You were silly.

Some of your best sarcasm. I wasn't being sarcastic. This place is a dump.

whole island's a dump.

You know, you give new meaning to the words ugly American.

You know, it's all coming back to me now, why we got divorced. This constant

ridicule, the abuse.

I'm a very fragile person, you know. And your constant sarcasm.

Look, it's five o 'clock.

So what are we going to do for the next couple hours, huh?

Enough of the pina coladas.

Bartender.

Tequila. I don't know if that's actually a good idea.

You are a little underdressed for the office, Miss Sterling.

Um, excuse me, but I was expecting... My husband.

I'm Mrs. Marlin.

Emphasis on the wedding ring on my finger.

Diamond.

Tony's away on one of our cruise ships, but your message promising an ad

campaign to fulfill his wildest fantasies was too compelling for me to

ignore.

I'm actually surprised I found the office. I was expecting a bordello.

Sterling Conway Enterprises is one of the finest ad agencies in town. And you

know those are very expensive buttons.

Shall we be frank, Miss Sterling?

Well, dressed like this, I don't see what choice we have.

I know my husband has a ferret.

Not that I like it.

But ever since those performance -enhancing sex pills, now Tony considers

endurance sport.

Listen, I hate to cut this little chat short, but I have a dinner engagement. I

am not finished, Miss Sterling.

Okay, look, there's been a really big misunderstanding. Did I mention that

several of Tony's young female associates have met with unfortunate...

Accidents? No.

Well?

Would you happen to have a cigarette?

No, I don't smoke.

I try to stay healthy.

Well, you keep making those smart choices and you'll live a long, healthy

Please.

Hi, Tony.

Um, I was expecting Peter.

He and Amanda missed the launch. They'll be staying on the island overnight. I'm

sorry about your dinner. Peter missed the launch?

We won't be able to pick him up for two days.

I wonder if he did that on purpose.

Maybe he's still mad.

Maybe he's getting even.

Stranding himself in an island with a beautiful woman.

How far can you trust them?

Weren't they married once?

Yeah, but that was a long time ago.

We're all friends now.

Trust them completely.

No, you don't.

You don't trust them at all.

You don't even trust yourself.

I... You're not ready, are you?

You have plenty of time.

Hey, hey, hey, wait up. Wait up.

You know, if you hadn't ordered that extra tequila, we wouldn't have missed

lunch. We missed it by two hours because Eve gave me the wrong time.

I'm sure it was an innocent mistake.

Oh, innocent my butt. Hi.

I feel like I'm being fed up or something. We've been fed up.

Sorry.

Yeah. At least the hotel had two rooms. Well, which room is yours?

I'm not that easy.

Okay, which room is mine?

The one behind me.

Okay.

Oh.

Buzz.

I had fun.

Muchas gracias.

Dr. Burns, I regret that we are experiencing a labor strike at this

are no flights leaving the island for a week.

A week?

I'm stuck on this island for a week? The only way you can leave the island is by

private plane, private helicopter, or private launch.

All right, well, get me a ticket to something. I don't care. Please. What I

meant was if you owned a private plane, helicopter, or launch, you could leave

whenever you want.

Fruit?

Peter, good news. I got a hold of the cruise ship, and they're going to circle

the islands and pick us up tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night? Well, that's not good news. Tomorrow night?

That is very good news.

Tonight, my daughter's getting married.

I'm inviting you both.

Weddings are the best parties on the island.

Thank you, but we're... We'd love to come. Good.

I will tell the bride's mother.

I'm not going to some stranger's wedding. Not without a gift for the

you're not.

Come on, get out your credit card.

Hello, Becky, are you there?

Yes, it's me. I know all about the film for the commercial tomorrow.

Right, I'll pick it up myself, 10 o 'clock.

Mexicali Airlines.

Okay, thanks.

Ta -da!

Working in an elementary school, you get very good at the artsy -crassy stuff.

Yeah, it's a masterpiece.

I have to admit, I'm sort of in shock.

I mean, there I was, my life was going along, no surprises, and then suddenly

I'm thrown for a loop.

Yeah. Change isn't all bad, huh?

No, I guess you're right.

Sometimes it can't be good.

Oh, hi.

Hey, guess what? Sarah's coming home tonight.

She's going to stay with me. Oh, wonderful.

Ryan.

Are you sure you still want Sarah and me to stay in your bedroom?

Oh, yeah. No, the couch is fine with me. She's going to take a leave of absence

from St. Agnes and stay with us for the summer.

All summer?

Well... Great.

Yeah. Great.

I'm back!

I can stay! I can stay! Oh, wow.

You had me and Aunt Terry very worried.

No more lies.

You hear me?

Sorry, Dad.

Now, we're going to have a long talk, but first you owe Aunt Terry an apology.

I didn't mean to get anyone in trouble.

Just, I wanted you to see that Dad's not so bad.

He's not bad at all.

Oh, we missed you. We were worried.

It's like flowers.

So you're the mystery man who bought out the shop. The mystery is over.

It's very romantic, but crazy.

Is that crazy as in crazy nuts, or if I'm crazy about you?

I don't know.

Are you crazy about me? Yes, I am.

You are so easy to be with.

When I moved out, I realized how much I missed being here with you.

Did you feel?

So, uh, does that mean we're friends or more than friends? It depends.

Friends can spend each day together and it's still not enough.

For the first time.

What are you thinking?

What am I thinking?

I'm thinking, why would you buy this girl a blender? You don't even know if

has electricity on this island.

Are you not man enough to show your woman a good time?

Oh, she's not my woman.

You're a disgrace, senor. She is too beautiful for you not to try to make her

your woman.

I'm sorry you're here with a dud.

What did he call me? A dud.

Okay.

Come on.

I'll show him. I can give a woman a good time.

It's all in the eye.

Tony, you must know that I think you're wonderful and attractive. And if I

weren't married... What are you doing?

What do you want me to do? No.

Hey, don't pretend you don't know what's going on here.

Amanda and I have a deal. She gets my account, I get you.

What? She's got a million dollars riding on it.

And I think I've been patient long enough.

I may have missed a few signals from you and Amanda, and I may not be that

experienced in romance, but I did learn a few skills in prison.

That really doesn't feel good.

Wait until I press it into a license plate.

Eve, I just realized you're really not my type.

Could you please let go?

Not until you tell me who arranged for Peter to miss the launch.

Was it you or Amanda?

Amanda.

Hey, no fair being dressed.

You're getting divorced from Kyle.

You're free.

But I'm not.

Maybe we drank too much.

We're on a beautiful island. That's not what this is.

You know that.

You know, Kyle always accused me of never getting over you.

I always denied it.

But now... I'm

not going back to the ship.

Can't face Eve.

I rented a private plane that's going to take me back to Los Angeles.

Hi. I'm here to pick up the film for the Amanda Woodward agency.

So much traffic.

The film's been picked up right when the plane landed.

Signed for right here.

I can't read this.

Well, don't blame me. Well, I will blame you. That film was not to be released

to anyone but me. Look, lady, I'm busy.

Does the lab usually pick up the negative?

Yes, but... Well, maybe they were cross signals. That's usually what happens.

Check with them. I'll put a trace on it. There's nothing more I can do.

crank up that x -ray machine high enough to penetrate these cans. I've got to

ruin this film. You know, all I've got to do is open these. No, I don't want to

look like I've got tampered with it. And why do you want to ruin this film?

Because it's madness. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

What is this? What are you wearing?

It's lead to protect me from radiation.

And you, though I don't know why I'm doing you any favors.

Did you, uh, did you sleep with that Tony Marling guy?

No. He was out of town. Oh, but you would have?

Forget it.

So mad at me that you want to just call the whole thing off?

Well, I don't believe I said anything quite that definitive.

Well, I think I'll stand behind my Superman for protection.

Hey. You two look pretty cozy over here. Is there something I should know?

I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to jinx a good thing.

Daddy, our sandcastle!

Oh, right.

How's it going?

Oh, thanks. Here.

So tell me about Ryan and Megan. How long have they been going out?

Oh, about a year and a half, off and on.

Off and on?

Yeah, you know, just the regular hurdle.

Why, are you wondering if Megan will be a good mother to Sarah?

No.

Just wondering if Ryan is really happy.

Hi, Megan!

Oh, hi.

How are you?

Hey.

How's it going?

Everything okay?

The film from the Cruise Line commercial is lost.

It's somewhere in L .A., and I'm trying to track it down. Amanda's going to go

ballistic.

Sarah, save the seat for us. Dinner's ready.

All right.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did I interrupt?

No, no, it's all right.

Okay.

Hey. Hi. So, do you like her?

You mean, am I happy she's staying the entire summer?

I didn't get a vote.

I'll help Kyle with the burgers.

Oh, Mr. Marlin, the photographs don't do your chest.

Who is she?

Mr. Marlin, I'm sorry, but... I'm sorry.

I beg this gentleman for just a moment of your time. I'm Lexi Sterling.

I'm the president of Sterling Conway Advertising.

I've heard about you.

Good.

Then you're aware that I could and deserve all your needs.

I already have a deal on the table with Amanda Woodward.

She just finished a commercial for me on spec.

Yes, I'm sure that she's doing a bang -up job.

And I'm sure the footage will really burn up the screen.

But I just want you to keep me in mind for backup position.

Look, I'm not really in the mood for business right now.

Yes. Well, um, my philosophy is, uh, just spend an hour or so to warm

you up to my plan and, uh, well, then, uh, spring on you a fabulous body

of ideas.

One that you'll give your plan and you just can't resist.

You've got my attention.

Oh, and listen, when you're interested in doing some business, give me a

call.

Hey. What do you want?

What? Where's Peter?

He got a phone call on the island from the hospital, some kind of emergency,

he had to charter a plane back to L .A.

Have you seen Tony? He's not in his stateroom. Oh, he's gone, too, because I

wouldn't give him what you promised.

What are you talking about?

Tony told me the whole story.

He gets me in bed and you get his account. Get out of my face. You make me

Eve, you have to understand my position. It's always about your position. Did

you ever stop to think what this might do to me and Peter? Do you even care? Of

course. I care.

I want you out of my life. You don't care about anything but yourself and

you want. And if that means using me and hurting Peter in the process, well,

that's just too damn bad. Now get out of here before I rip your throat out.

Got it all wrong.

I said get out if you don't want to get hurt.