Original subtitles

The meeting begins!

Let the first accuser come Roman Valerio the Milanese...

Present, Mr. President!

Excuse me, but I'm stuck in a traffic jam...

Are you Milanese Valerio?

Sorry I'm late, but it's been an awesome release...

You are charged with sedition, false identity, disorderly conduct...

resistance against the authority, with the complicity of Amelio Pasalakoua.

- Amalia, Mr. President! - So she's a woman!

But why do you discriminate between in man and woman? We're off

to a good start... The grousuza!

I don't want to underestimate the position of women.

- We missed that! - Well done!

Rebellion, false identity, disruption of order and resistance to authority.

Let's not exaggerate, Mr. President... These things...

I will judge that. That's why I'm here! Give us the facts...

- Can I speak freely? - Speak up.

My advocate, Michelino Lagrasta. He is also from Puglia...

From the beginning I wondered. Don't you have a greengrocer

relative in Canoza? I am the Public Prosecutor! I represent the state!

Excuse me! Amazing resemblance... Who are you? - I'm the Prosecutor! Are you satisfied?

- It was a pleasure!

Now that we've all met, we can start

The facts!

It all started when my wife... Kat' first you should meet my wife.

Both physically and morally...

- Now we start "ab ovo"... - I said about my wife...

I didn't find you...

With my mother-in-law... that other face...

She knows how to tell fortunes, like the gypsies... The spinster.

- You are shortening. - They went to the sea.

Your wife and mother-in-law!

So I found myself alone in the city... And I was very bored...

How;

And so that night I decided to go to the cinema.

Near my house there is a hall...

that was playing an art film that night.

"THE LOVE FRENZY OF A GRANDMOTHER"

- Good evening! Has it already started? - About ten minutes ago.

Tell me... Does the project show everything? In other words, is chonda normal?

It shows everything.

Because the other time I was tricked...

The protagonist didn't even show a breast...

One ticket, please.

- Listen, curly hair! - Say it!

- This is a lottery that ended 6 months ago. - Is that what I gave?

Yes.

But, those pants... My wallet...

I left it in my purse in the car...

Good thing he's here.

Damn it! What did I do with the keys? I forgot it in...

What should I do now?

The trick I saw in an American film.

I will open it for sure...

Simply...

Damn, the belt fell off. That whore wife of mine has cursed me.

- And then they say that young people are bums. - For once in my life, I raised an alarm!

- Shame on you! - Thief!

Pull up your pants, you bastard!

I took off my seat belt to open the door.

And what do you care? Are the pants yours?

You didn't have to pay a ticket, you are also a thief... Police!

- Do you want to destroy me, my lady? - He's already undressing. Police!

Good speed cops!

Show us your papers.

I went to get the wallet from my bag when suddenly the nymphomaniac...

I have papers... Let me speak...

On my own... Your case is simple.

Burglary in Via Fornovo...

Vehicles 5 and 7 in Via Fornovo, with appropriate dependence.

I tried to open the car lock...

- The accused confessed. - How did I confess? But, I'm not done...

- The Volkswagen does not close automatically...

- What happened? Sit down! what did you do The

bandits' car broke through the roadblock in Via 'ppia.

You boosted his block Timburtino and Solario.

Two breezes and an ambulance in Via ’ppia...

are you still here What's your name? Where do you work

- I work in the theft business. - We know that.

No, you didn't understand me? In the theft, insurance industry. Jewels, furs...

Enough with the lies. What is your name

- Forward! - That's it, mr. Police, not this!

Return fire! We are sending reinforcements!

Armed group in Piazza Irneri...

Clash of Turks and Armenian extremists...

What should we do?

Both of you are bored!

- Let's end this delinquency. - Enough!

- Who are you? - The Milanese.

- Are you kidding me? - No, sir. We police. Why?

- You don't speak Milanese! - No, I'm from Puliez.

- Why did you say Milanese? - My name is Milanese.

- Where were you born? - In Turin.

- Turinese. - No...

My father worked at Railroad there.

Then we went to Biselieu...

Bullshit, don't send you to the dungeon!

- I say it, Genovese.

- Are you from Genoa? From Bologna. My name is Genovese.

- Are you done, Ticiliano? - Yes, sir.

Siciliano? From Palermo or from Catania? There is a

rivalry between these two factions that has lasted for centuries.

But, no, I'm from Venice... My name is Veronese...

- Do you understand? - Enough!

Calabrese, get this asshole out of here!

Why are you doing this, Mr. Police? I'm just explaining to you...

Imprints, photos and fresh!

You didn't let me talk... My pants are falling off!

- Give me your hand!

- Why? Quiet! I don't want comments! Push! With power!

One moment... Are you twins?

- What's your name? - Valerio Milanese. Exult!

What are you doing Take him immediately for a photo.

Don't shout like that! My head is going to explode!

- I brought you a "customer"! - What should I do? Shut

up! I'll take your picture.

I didn't kill anyone! I've never hurt anyone!

- I told you to plug it.

- Where should I look? Look at the little bird!

My client spent 48 hours in detention.

Endless hours!

With my intervention everything became clear...

He was released he got his car back...

- And the wallet. - Not his wallet!

Because in the meantime real thieves broke into the car...

and they took the wallet, the radio and the covers...

And about that property damage...

but also for the moral damages suffered by my client...

police officer Genovese is responsible!

Come to us, Constable Genovese!

Raise your right hand. "I swear to tell the truth and only the truth." Say: I swear!

Swear!

Explain to us how this misunderstanding happened!

That damn photo...

He arrived at my office in a moment of great confusion.

All forces to combine are eaten at Montecitorio...

Three transvestite robbers took a nun hostage.

Two military helicopters towards the Florence motorway...

Here is his photo Bird you asked for yesterday...

- Yes? Genovese here! - I lost Fluffy, my little dog.

- What did you miss, my lady? - My dog. His name is Fluffy.

But where shall I find it, madam? And

do you think he is here? Fuck my whore!

I'm sorry, mr. Managers... I was talking to a dumb...

Did Matteo Pulieze escape? Shame on the police!

We will do our best! I will deal with it myself!

I'll keep you posted...

At your command, Mr. Managers.

You! Go to Mateo's photo He was a bird on "RAI" TV.

He is the dangerous fugitive Mateo He was flying. Show her on the news!

Exactly at 12:08 they let me leave the detention center...

I didn't have a purse... I got this later... 87 thousand!

We don't care!

Japanese tourists are to blame for rising prices!

It was meal time. I had been told about a good restaurant...

She was making spaghetti with spicy sauce and ham.

- Raw or cooked? - Shoulder!

- Stop! Baked or raw... - You look a lot like that greengrocer...

Waiter... I came before them. I've been waiting for you to serve me for an hour!

What is it? Is he deaf or dumb?

We interrupt to inform you that this morning a dangerous criminal escaped.

It's Matteo Pulieze! You see him on your screen...

It is a dangerous heinous thug...

He is a human beast... He is a maniac, thirsty for blood...

So far he has committed twenty four murders...

- Waiter, my order! - I arrived!

- I'm talking to you and you're not listening... What are these? - Pasta, mushrooms, peppers and some salami.

I ordered "matriciana". This is what I want you to bring me.

"Matriciana", immediately! Give it to me!

"Matriciana"!

- You put a lot of pepper... Bring me the burger too. - I'll be back in two seconds.

10 of the 24 murders have been committed with a knife.

This knife doesn't cut!

What can I say? We show again the

photo of the dreaded criminal Matteo Pulieze.

Take a good look at the photo, you might meet him.

- At this point he intervenes... - I, Pasalakua Amalia.

- Occupation? - Journalist. Former journalist.

I was working at "Apogeumatini", but after all this I was fired.

Explain to them that it's all my fault, Amalia.

- Well, it wasn't your fault... - We are not interested in your personal issues.

- But, I have to explain to her. - Another time.

Sit down... And don't make gestures!

I understood...

Explain to us what happened on July 3rd.

My boss, the editor-in-chief at the paper, an insufferable guy...

a terrible macho...

he pretended that I had never brought him any surprise...

How; A topic for

the front page!

- A front page! - Yes, a front page.

And then I saw in the restaurant the sub-major criminal issue...

"Now I'm going to do the report of my life," I said...

You can't stay here!

- You can't stay here!

- Me? Excuse me, isn't the table mine? That's why they brought me other foods...

- I'll go to another table. - Just kidding! Come with me!

- But, I want to eat now! - Aren't you Pulieze?

Yes. You knew that, right?

The "113"! Call it fast!

Can nothing be done?

I'll talk to the police, I'm a journalist. Orange juice or lemonade?

She's crazy about bonding!

Don't hurt me... I will obey you! what's going on

This cuckold went to alert the police. Let's go!

For four peppers? You thought I wouldn't pay?

- One moment to pay them! - You don't like robbing the poor.

- I'll pay! - Will you pay?

- Next time I'll pay! - Let's go.

- My God!

- Where is your car? Watch out, he's armed!

But what is she shouting? Whenever he sees me, he shouts!

Don't pull the tie, you'll choke me.

- Where is your car? - Here.

This is too slow! We'll get mine! It's faster.

We have to leave before they put up barricades.

- What roadblocks? - The hunt for Pulieze has begun!

But, didn't you realize it was about someone

else? I thought they were after all the Pulian people...

why don't they digest us Southerners here...

- Wasn't it red? - Yes, why?

Are you afraid They must be losing track of us...

- Are you passing from the right? - Of course.

Don't be afraid... I guarantee you won't get caught!

- I'm starting to worry! - Not from now!

No; But what do you say?

- My Virgin Mary, put your little hand! - Is your gun strong?

What caliber is it?

What barrel does it have? Near or far?

Normal... No woman has had a complaint so far.

Bus!

Attention! It doesn't brake...

What's going on?

Nothing, I look back.

Did you hit the cyclist?

- Surely it was Pulieze? - Of course. The one shown on TV!

Where did he go? Where did he go? The girl who

was with him attacked us and then they left together.

- They left in a car. - What color was the car?

- It was white. - I saw it, it was green.

I saw the car! It was a blue "Panda".

- Did you see the number?

- Will I get paid if you catch him? Roma Z 18409.

Get out, there's no more danger!

Hurry up!

- Were you scared? - Should I be afraid?

- Get up! There is no one here... - I have osteoarthritis of the knee...

- Where did you bring me? - At my house.

- Isn't there anyone? - Nobody!

- What's going on? - A bumblebee!

And I have my heart too!

- Your villa is nice! - My parents have her for the holidays.

- Do they pay a lot of rent? - That's it! Move!

I paid two million last year for two months...

And apart from gas, electricity and water. And the owner also asks for utilities.

Nice.

- Come on, we have no time to waste. - Tell me now, what do you want from me?

- Why? You still don't understand? - Me? No...

- I want something from you. - Yes, but what?

I want a service...

And you haven't been telling me all this time? It becomes iron instantly...

- I want exclusivity, though! - Of course! I don't like a lot of people!

- Just for me? - For you!

You will undress in front of me... You won't hide anything from me!

Ok! I'm not afraid of that!

- I'm going to get the work supplies. - Bring the paraphernalia...

A sadomasochist will be... Whips, Kama Sutra...

And what do I care? I will do anything for her!

- What are you doing? did you undress - But,

how will the "service" be done? How will we do

it? Good idea! "Pulieze as you don't know him"!

You are very abnormal! You can find it with photos! Take me out!

Smile! Stand up!

Well done! Now make a fierce grimace! I want you to inspire fear. More evil!

But why should I inspire fear? Ok...

- old... wilder... - Is the film in color? Will I come out colored?

To lift one leg up...

Enough of the appetizers now. Let's move on to the roast...

- Come on... - Why are you doing this? Sit tight...

Why? You challenge me! I am not made of stone!

Do you have time to go with a woman?

- Yes, a long time. - Since December 15, 1973?

Yes, since the First World War. Let's not exaggerate!

Ever since you got caught... Today you got out of jail...

But how do you know these things? But it doesn't matter...

Let's sit on the sofa.

Yes, let's finish... We are very late...

- What's your name? - Amalia Pasalakoua.

Come to the sofa and let's do it quickly.

- No... then... - When? - We'll talk first.

- Do you want to hear little birdsong?

Do you find her like that? You want me to say shit, huh?

Essay! One, two, three... Am I listening?

Old bitch, I'm going to tear you apart now, so you know!

- Don't joke now! - Not enough for you?

- Tell me about your first kill!

- What murder? Speak quietly, after all, you have confessed.

Have I confessed? You entered the Bank

with the machine gun... And the cashier...

- What? - And you blew it with 750 million.

What did you feel while shooting?

Excitement, pleasure? Speak, Bird!

Well, I'll speak as a "birdie"...

- What? - You told me to speak "bird"!

But, even a fool would have understood the misunderstanding!

- I got it. - This can be against you.

- Don't admit it! - But, I'm not an idiot!

Well, Milanese... Did you understand it or not? I

understood that, Mr. President, but in front of a chick like that...

And you, in my position, would like to join her... Look at her!

So I pretended a bit...

- Disgusting pig! Abnormal! Whore!

- What's going on? My wife is!

I will not be your wife! I want a divorce!

- He passed out. - Out! Take her out!

Did you pass out? He does it all the time. Twice a day. Sit down, Mr. President.

You see, Mr. President? When you have a woman like that... You saw her...

Every other woman looks like Venus to you!

Take a closer look. What could I do at that moment?

Reaching the peak of excitement, I told her everything she wanted to hear!

Since you insist, I start... First the escape...

I took ten hostages guards who were there...

I lined them up with the machine gun on their backs...

"Don't move, because I'm going to make a mess of you..."

The other prison guards were throwing me back...

With a bazooka... And then with flamethrowers...

Nevertheless, I dropped a bombshell…

and I hit her... Good?

- It's crazy! - That's enough now! Give me your body.

Give me your mouth! Give me something...

My Virgin Mary! Why are you screwing

me? Do you want to do it or not?

- I want to. - So why are you doing this?

But, I want to do it, and you burden me...

I know your tastes! You like being hit on by women.

This is true.

Are you irritated? Yes, but now I

don't like violence... I want tenderness...

So let's find her now together on the couch...

- On one condition. - Who?

Let me tape it all...

Record them! But, quick, i can't take it anymore!

- Take off your shirt... - Six column title!

- "Pulieze raped me"! - Don't exaggerate!

I haven't even touched you yet! Now we begin...

- The audience wants strong emotions! - Of course, it needs strong emotions...

- Now that he's unbuttoning his shirt... - Yes, I unbutton it...

Just imagine! I'll say it and they won't believe me...

His barbaric hand caresses my breast...

And it's so cool!

Now his mouth approaches my ear... with words of fire...

Yes. Fireman... welding... fire... fireplace...

But what happens now? Race

description do we? His hand on my thigh...

- Oh my god, what a bummer! - Now he wants to take my skirt off...

He's struggling... He doesn't know he has to untie the belt...

What the hell... Messy stuff!

The male beast! How overwhelming!

How it screams! Oh my god, what a scream...

Police!

With your hand on the trigger! He's not kidding! Go to the entrance!

Two in the tree, two in the car and two with me...

They came to get you.

I will explain to them that they have made a mistake. They probably want to.

But how do the police know all these things?

Surrender, Pulieze, the villa is surrounded!

Bird, you have 30 seconds! Go out with your hands up!

- Where are you going? - I surrender.

- Are you crazy? You're ruining everything for me! - They called me and I'm going.

Think of the sensation my piece will make in the paper!

On the first page... "Conflict with the law"!

"Death of a Bandit"!

- But, I don't want to die! - Please! Do it for me!

- What should I do? - Where's your gun?

- What weapon? I'm wasted now! - I'll take Dad's shotgun.

The seconds are ticking... I surrender!

- Stop! - Fire!

Below!

Damn it! They really shoot. Good thing they brought tanks too!

- Bored! Poulieze does not surrender! - Don't listen to her!

She is a goddess! I surrender!

Are you hearing impaired? I told you I surrender...

- Look what found me! - Bird, surrender! You can't escape.

I'm not armed! This is the symbol of peace. White shirt!

Go out with your hands up!

Come.

- Look! I'm not armed! - Bird, get it!

They will kill me...

I almost got my ass kicked...

To lose both you and Pulieze!

- I said, I surrender! - You are really kind!

- Why?

- What are you planning to do? I don't understand anything! I surrender!

Are you crazy? As soon as you come out they will kill you like a dog.

What have I done? You killed three

cops in '68! They haven't forgotten!

Why don't I remember it? I had pleurisy

in '68! what are you doing Surrender, Bird!

Will! Tell me your last wishes...

His last words He was birding before he died.

I don't want to die, I don't want to! I want to live!

Speak, Bird! Speak up!

You can't hear me. More clearly, Bird.

- Raise your hands up! - Who is this masked man?

I have to explain who I am... Not the one you're asking for...

I can prove it with documents.

Do you see where they are good Christians? Don't move!

You are not good people!

Where is Pulieze? Mr. Policeman!

Let him tell you that I am not Pulieze.

I mean, I'm a Puliese, but I'm not... I don't know what I am!

Forgive me! I don't want to die.

- Page 132, at the end. - Yes, I understood.

Article 503, paragraph C'.

- Lawyer? - Yes?

I don't see them well... What's going on?

It should be a very simple affair.

- Do you want them to condemn me? - Your exemption is certain!

And the lady? What do you think? I'm

afraid... My client was the moral perpetrator...

and the judge is anti-feminist.

Do you know what I'm thinking, lawyer? I thought

my wife was ugly but I hadn't seen the lawyer!

Come!

But you, lawyer, are ugly too, admit it!

Between us... We are not Alain Delon either!

The Judge stood up.

In the name of the Italian People and in accordance with articles 381, 897, 395, 393...

of the Criminal Code, is exempted...

Amalia Pasalakoua, due to lack of information.

What was I telling you, Amalia? I knew nothing was wrong!

Congratulations, usher! Oh, sorry! Congratulations, lawyer! You were wonderful!

Now let's go eat a nice "matriciana".

- Quiet! - Excuse me, mr. President!

The Milanese Valerio is sentenced to 4 years and 6 months in prison...

for armed resistance against authority.

For false identity and disturbing the peace.

- The accused should be sent to prison. - We will appeal.

- But, what appeal? I'm innocent and I'm going to jail! - We will bring new information.

What arguments are these? We need to talk.

- Good luck, you bastard! - You ruined me!

Cut the bullshit! Stop!

I'm not pulling your hair, bitch.

Pig, you bastard...

Calm down, Milanese! This will use done against you! Calm down!

Evacuate the room!

Pig, damn it...

Stop it, Amalia! You ruined everything!

Come! We have to get out of here!

Pasalacqua exclusivity! The great escape!

The accused leaves the court with the help of his mistress.

All statements by Valerio Milanese, after his spectacular escape...

Speak up! Two million readers will read your statements!

- The police... - Do it for me, baby. Say something!

Fuck you!

I request that the criminal guilt of the accused Duilio Mencaci be recognized...

already convicted of grievous bodily harm...

and to take into account his earlier honorable life.

- There is precedent. - The reason for civil action.

As a representative of the victim, I think we should listen to him as well.

I think he deserves some serious compensation.

What should I do now? Should I go there?

Giuseppe Mazzarelli, give your testimony.

What should I do, lawyer?

Shall I testify?

Tell it all from the beginning.

I have a degree in French literature.

But I never got a good job, only hunger jobs.

- What do you mean hunger jobs? - I was about to eat something.

- And not every day. - You didn't apply for an appointment?

16 years ago! But, they still haven't called me.

I also took part in a competition.

2,800 candidates for 30 positions...

Of course I came 31st. I wanted to kill myself.

I tried several ways to kill myself...

On topic! What were you doing at the time of the incident?

I was hungry, Mr. President... I was on a forced diet!

Overtime!

My stomach is empty... And kept purring...

It was like an echo of forgotten tastes...

Smells of sausage with hot sauce...

A three-month-old piece of cheese in the cupboard...

which caused a constant tickling of the tongue.

I had three months to eat like a human! No hope!

Only a miracle could save me.

- I turned to Loreto.

- is he a son? No, my parrot.

Loreto, I want something...

And only you can help me...

let me make you soup... What? Are you making a revolution?

- Fuck you! - Don't worry.

Don't act like that, Loreto. I said that jokingly. Sit down, let me catch you.

Fuck you!

- Come on, Loretino! - No!

- Don't you suffer from vertigo? - Malaka!

I just want to caress you.

Don't you feel sorry for me?

Bell.

I heard you, cutie.

Come!

Come!

- What do you want? - Why don't you open so long?

Excuse me. I had gone for a walk outside the window.

- Did you stick your head out the window? - Yeah, right.

- This is for you. Do you know what it is? - No, what?

Confiscation decision.

- To vacate the apartment immediately. - Well, I appealed!

It was rejected.

How can luck knock on my door? I no longer had a door!

How I wanted good news! Let a gentleman come!

To pat me on the back and say: "You're hired"!

- Giuseppe Mazzarelli... - Am I being hired?

No. Get up! We must take the armchair.

- Load the stove. - Not her, please! It's a keepsake!

What souvenir?

It reminds me of the last time I cooked.

Leave her. No one would ever buy it anyway!

Goodbye! Are you satisfied?

I couldn't even kill myself, Mr. president.

All I had to do was go to Chinecita...

maybe I'll play an extra in a movie...

I had done this before with the help of a friend.

- Do you have a thousand to give me? - No, Your Majesty.

We are leaving for Mentana! Move!

We are ready!

Are the washing machines

ready? I have them here.

Why four? I had asked for five!

Mariela is gone. She was indisposed...

It's not a very long movie, four washers not enough?

- What will I say to the director? - Who cares?

- Can't we find a washing machine around here? - Is it allowed?

- Who is he? - Who knows? Giuseppe mazzarelli.

I played with you on "Date with Death". I was the dead...

The issue is resolved. I will be the fifth washer.

But, I'm a sister... I often dress as a woman...

- Please! I need to work! - Sounds like a good idea.

- Okay. But we don't even have a wig? - What are you doing?

Here's the wig!

Give me back my wig!

You go to set "5" which has carafe matches!

Let's go to the wardrobe.

The "reburned washing machine", download 18!

Let's go!

Let the washers come!

Stop!

What motherfucker sings like that?

What motherfucker sings like that?

- We didn't find her, sir. - I will commit murder!

We better take a break. The food has arrived...

- We're taking a break! - We will eat!

Pizza! Get one!

- You are 25 and the pizzas are also 25. - With the soft one!

Allow me!

- You're back again. - Some that looked like me were.

Give it to him! The boxes are counted.

Did you eat it all, cat? Know it all! I will drown you...

I will kill you. You ate my food!

I will report you to the animal protection company.

Is there no human protection? I want another box! My dog ​​ate it!

Here the portions are measured. Who do you think you are, Liz Taylor?

Is there anything for me? - They devoured everything,

not even grasshoppers! - Here we eat everything, even the boxes!

I will eat water again today!

I'm not hungry anymore.

- Do they sting? - Yes. Don't talk, you'll piss me off.

- How many fish did you catch today? - One.

Can I see it, please?

I can't hear you...

- Happy fishing! - Give it to him. Do you want to bring me a snack?

I don't care... I don't care about your fish!

It's very nice...

Aid! I don't know how to swim! Aid!

Film colleagues! Mr. Fisherman!

I fell into the river...

I walk for two hours...

Are they all gone? And my clothes? How do I get back to Rome?

Sorry! Did you see those who were here?

- They're all gone. - And they abandoned me?

- Were you with them on the set? - Yes. Why?

- I will kill you... - What is my fault?

Bastards! You dropped the cardboard boxes here!

And so I was forced to walk back to Rome.

Didn't you take transport? I didn't have

one, mr. President! They hadn't paid me either.

My legs hurt... Have you ever worn high heels?

- Me? But what do you say? - I suffered a lot...

I spent four hours on auto-stop...

Are you going to Rome? Now that

I've seen you, I'm turning back! Monster!

What do you go around in the night scaring the world?

Go away! Someone's going to have a heart attack!

- Where are you going? - In Rome.

- Come on, Miss! - Thank you!

I usually don't get someone who auto-stops, especially men!

There's so much going

on! Am I not right? How!

But I saw you alone in the dark...

- My name is Mara Menkachi. You? - Mazzarelli Giuseppe... Giuseppina!

What job do you do are you a nanny Nurse; - Why?

- This is how your outfit looks.

- Yes. I am a domestic helper.

- Where? Today I resigned. My master threw himself at me...

You are right. Do you know from the kitchen?

- A lot... If I get that far. - Fate brought you to my path.

I'm coming back from Mentana where I went to find a cook, but the work sucks!

I offer you the position, Giuseppina. You will have 300,000 a month.

300,000! Honestly, I...

Okay 350,000, plus gifts... And your own room...

Color TV and meat every day.

- Every day meat? - You know, my husband is a butcher.

- What's going on? Shall we not eat? - Immediately.

- Where were you today? - I can't tell you, it's a surprise.

To the surprises... I don't like you hanging around.

But, I don't see anyone. I'm still alone here.

Thank God you have such a nice house!

Giuseppina! Do you like my surprise?

- Good evening! - What a surprise...

Where did you find her? At the zoo or on safari?

- Potage de champignon.

Mushroom soup. - What can I say? Mushroom soup, sir.

- Strange! It's like a signal! - Why are you interfering?

Quickly bring the second plate, i have to go Quickly!

- Can I come with you, Duilio? - No, it's a business appointment.

- At 10 at night? - Why, you don't like it?

- I could accompany you. - No, you will stay at home.

But, I'm always inside. I want to go out somewhere.

- I'll bring you the sweet... - What sweet?

- Won't you go out too? - I'll go out. The lady doesn't come out.

Did you understand? You're not going out, are you?

- No, I don't want anymore. - Did you see? You don't want to...

I don't want to eat anymore either... I'm leaving!

Don't do that, lady! That's how all men are...

But, deep down they are good.

And so the time passed. Everything was going well. I had gained 5 kilos.

I no longer had financial problems. I had some difficulties in the kitchen...

but I overcame them...

A pinch of salt...

A whiff...

For the difficult foods I had the cooking guide.

The lady and I had become very good friends...

Can I ask you a random question, Giuseppina?

- Tell me, madam.

- Do you have a boyfriend? - No. - Badly.

It's so nice to have a man who loves you...

And if someone hugs you, caress you, kiss you, then?

- I'll call the police. - You didn't have relations with a man?

- Never. - I knew it.

And yet, the fault is yours, Giuseppina.

You're not pretty, but you could make yourself...

The way you dress, you are not attractive to others.

- You dress so beautifully, madam. - Do you like it? Not bad, huh?

It's a model I got from Givenchy!

- What are you doing, madam? - I got an idea.

- Well, let's see... - Why are you undressing?

Wear it. Do you want me to help you? No, ma'am.

I can do it on my own. You will confuse them...

I'm going to wear it. I'll call you when I'm ready.

How shy she is!

So, open your lips...

open your mouth! Open it!

What do you want Eat the pencil?

And the big stars still do tricks like that!

- Look now... What are you saying? - I will never be a big star.

Front! Who is he?

Speak up!

- When I answer, no one speaks. - They would be wrong.

It's a signal. Definitely my husband's mistress!

Maybe... The man is always an incorrigible hunter...

He only touches me when he's about to hit me.

We women were born to suffer.

He has six months to touch me... Sexually I mean...

Maybe he found someone better...

Look! Look at my chest! Look!

Not well maintained? Isn't that a girl's breast?

- Look how tough it is! what are you saying - It's tough!

You are upset... what do you have The

fish are burning... they smelled... I'm going to the kitchen.

You see, I was trying really hard to act normal.

No. You are wrong. You didn't want your identity revealed.

Where can I find a place with meat and spaghetti every day?

If I had succeeded in the competition then, if I had been hired...

to us with this contest!

- Who knows how I would be now!

- What are you talking about? Well you say... this contest got me into this mess...

Have you seen Ms. Menkachi? If you had touched her breast...

- Me? - I just gave an example...

- Will you touch the lady's breast? - I don't get boobs! I don't get boobs!

Please forgive him, Mr. Courts! What are you

talking about, Mazzarelli? Understand... Sister will be...

- I don't get boobs! - Yes, I'm not saying...

Excuse me, Mr. President! I want to make a statement.

However, as a domestic worker I was very hardworking.

I gave my all, even on Sundays I stayed at home!

Penalty!

Excuse me!

- Are you with Roma? - With Lazio.

I got it. Get me a coffee quickly.

- What delicacies are these? - A dinner special.

- What is it? - Bean salad.

Nice. I love her!

Quick with the coffee. Hurry.

Giuseppina! Will you quickly

bring me a fernet? Come.

You had to hit the center.

You are too slow, sir.

Have you ever played pool? No. But, I

understood well that the white ball must...

to hit the blue to drop the pawns.

- Isn't that right? - Well done!

You are a smart girl. Do you know something?

Are we playing a game? Thanks, but I don't have any money.

But, without money it has no taste!

Don't worry, Giuseppina, it's very easy.

As you wish, sir. Shall we say 5,000?

Let's say 50,000, otherwise it has no taste. Take this money.

- Will you give them to me if I don't beat you?

- Why do you want to win? I take the cue ball and throw first.

If I'm not mistaken, 4 points for me.

- Who's playing? - You play.

Make sure the small ball is underneath.

If I double tap, I might make it. what do you say Should I try?

See how the balls fall. 10 points for me! Isn't that right, sir?

- Yes, you get 10 points. - Who's playing?

You play again.

What do you say I hit the ball...

You were right, it's not hard. I don't play like you, of course, but for the first time...

Look! A ball fell in... I put her in her place...

To make the pawns too...

It's your turn, sir. Please!

Another point for me! You lost, sir!

- Are you ready? - For what? - You

told me you were going to take me to the cinema. - Yes? Another time.

I can't tonight...

You promised me we'd watch a tearjerker movie.

I take it back.

Front! No one answers...

- Slutty, sleazy, whore! - Shut up! Give me the phone.

Take your hands!

Yes sir accountants... We'll meet in half an hour...

The accountant was, I'm going to close the books for the month.

- Well, it's the 12th of the month! - Every 12 we close them...

- Well, today is Sunday! - You're in the kitchen!

- Don't wait for me, I'll be late. - No, I want to go to the cinema!

I want to see "Cry of Love"!

So you want to see it "Cry of Love"?

Now you can stay here and cry!

- That's enough! - You can have it too!

Mom, how much I hurt! A heavy hand that the dishonor has!

Signora Mara, how are you feeling?

Signora Mara...

You don't answer me?

Can i pass

- What are you going to do? Razor; - I want to die.

Calm down, don't act like that... There will be a solution...

Don't kill yourself! You are very beautiful! What a day! Calm down...

My husband is a pig.

- Wildman! - Of course.

I can't live with this gross person anymore...

- He only looks at his party... - With your permission, he is a pure beast!

I squandered my youth for him, my body...

Your breasts... Your thighs...

With all due respect, you have wasted your life...

- I'm going to explode, lady... - Where are you going?

- I'm going to take a cold shower. - Don't leave me, Giuseppina.

Don't leave me... Don't ever leave me alone again...

- I can't take it anymore... I can't take it... - I understand you, madam. You are right.

I'm tired of living like this... I need understanding...

- tenderness... - Of course, ma'am!

I need love. I have almost a year to make love...

What do you say, lady!

How good you are, Giuseppina... How loving...

How understanding you show... How sweet you are...

How kind of you...

- I felt something.

- Any sudden pain? Tell the truth!

Are you...? Yes, ma'am. I am a man.

Absolutely man.

Sorry, I did it because I needed the job...

You can fire me if you want...

Anyway, I'm leaving! I'll dress like a man now, without those stilettos.

I don't even want compensation...

Don't be in such a hurry... Come here to chat...

- What can we say! The fact is one! - Giuseppe!

I mean, you took advantage of the situation!

You are wrong, the lady was very nice- rigged. Excuse me, don't interrupt me!

We had a good time... We in bed, sometimes on the couch...

And he cut steaks in his shop!

- Excuse me! - I don't want strawberries... Pull into the kitchen.

Don't you want to go? Pull!

How do you eat strawberries? You didn't like them until now.

How do I eat them? I suddenly had the urge.

Why don't you eat pears? They are cheaper...

Now are you going to check my food too?

Every day I see more and more inflated accounts.

Every day strawberries, lamb, beef steaks! He eats like a beast...

This is not a maid... She slurps up everything she finds!

- What are you doing? are you leaving - I lost my appetite.

- But, what do you have? Did anything bother you? - My head is spinning.

My stomach hurts... I don't know...

Take me to the doctor!

Which doctor? Just lie down and you'll be fine soon!

Not only to the cinema, but not even to the doctor!

I took her to the doctor... He told her to run tests...

I went to get the results myself.

I was curious to know what was going on with her...

- I had a year to touch her, you know... - He only slapped her!

Dizziness, stomach pains are normal symptoms in her condition.

The analyzes also confirmed it! May I congratulate you?

My congratulations! Your lady is expecting a child!

Child; But he's going to

be a father... It's normal...

- What seems strange to you?

- Father of a child? Boy or girl! She is in her second month...

Relax! How long have you been married?

- 11 years. - Do you have any other children?

Got it! After all these years you didn't hope anymore...

- Did it seem impossible to you? - Of course.

But Divine Providence took care of it!

Now go tell your lady the good news.

I'm thinking of not telling her yet...

- I want to give her a nice surprise! - That's a good idea!

You will tell her on Easter Sunday... When would you

find a better opportunity? - What do you want? - 50,000.

There you go.

What is the diagnosis? Nothing.

The doctor recommended rest...

and less food.

Ok, I'll go on a diet... So I'll be able to wear a bikini...

- Giuseppina! - Yes, sir. Duilio.

I want to talk to you.

You've been with us for so long... You are in the family...

I will give you a present... But will you be good to me...

Get 100,000.

Mr. Duilio, you know I don't like married people...

You didn't understand! I just want your trust. There should be no secrets between us.

- Tell me! Does the lady ever go out? - Of course. Every Sunday.

- Well done! And where is he going? - In the church.

- Are you sure? - Yes, we're going together.

You and her?

- Does he ever get visitors? - Never.

- Are you sure? - We are still here together.

Has no one ever been here?

- Maybe two months ago... - Yes, one came two months ago...

- Well done! Who was he? - The doorman.

Fuck you! Give me back the money.

I remember well... He was the janitor...

My cousin is out of the question... He's been in jail for six months...

The doorman... He can't, he's 80 years old.

His little galata is 12 years old. I'm disqualified...

Who could it be? One moment...

Uncle slept here two months ago Nikola, when he went to a funeral.

He is excluded... They beat him in the war...

He only has them for decorations...

Only Giuseppina remains.

Giuseppina...

Christ is Risen!

- Bouillon de petit aspo... - La cy de mer...

How; - Your mother's ass!

- What did you say?

You see, I know a little French too...

- Are you okay at our house, Giuseppina? - Yes, very well.

- You're not missing anything, are you? - No, nothing.

And you do everything to please the lady!

- Yes, of course. - That's enough, thanks!

You wash, you mop, you cook... you eat well...

- How? I don't understand.

- Why, don't you eat well? I do all the work... Washing, mopping...

And you don't eat well?

Sure... I have no complaints...

- So you eat very well? - Yes, I eat well...

- I've gained a little weight too... - Looks like you're eating very well!

Wait... Don't be in such a hurry...

Did you see how well-baked our Giuseppina

is? Look at her... He seems to be eating well...

Velvet leather... Tight chest...

Strong arms...

Boots strong...

And something to start with!

Traumatic crushing of the scrotum...

resulting in the removal of the right testicle...

Because of this, my client is no longer able to have children.

Menkachi Duillio's sentence should stand...

and this man must be compensated.

A man who suffered so much in his life!

Look at him! A poor man, wretched, ugly, deprived...

a man without a future, without a home, no job, no family...

And only with one bird! Do you understand me?

Quiet! Quiet!

I'm done, mr. President.

What does "fixed compensation" mean?

In 10 years they will give me 18,000. Give me the "Ads"...

- And the "Messenger"... - Immediately.

- Let's see if we can find anything. - The change.

There is a competition at Ministry of Shipping...

But, they want a degree in oceanography!

Night watchman position in an oil company...

He must be absolutely competent...

- Impossible. - Don't act like that...

- We'll both make it... - And soon the three of us!

If it's a girl, we'll tell Ileana, like my mom...

If it's a boy, we'll tell Prime, like grandpa...

Primo (First); Better to call him Ultimo (Last)!

- When I give birth, I will also get a job. - Let's look at the ads.

They don't ask for graduates... They don't want graduates...

They only want maids. 300,000, 350,000...

500,000 per month...

Private apartment, color TV, paid holidays, villa with pool.

Do you understand?

Did you throw away the wig?

Case of Battistini v. Carlozzi.

- Is the defendant in the room? - Carlozzi Plinio.

- Answer it! - Present!

- Let's go! - Are you Carlozzi Plinio?

Correctly. Excuse me, mr. President, I didn't have time to change.

- Would you like a buffet? - Leave these. You are accused of...

for non-payment of the debt, based on article 641 of the Criminal Code...

for the car you bought in installments...

by Battistini Aurelio, car dealer...

- No down payment! - Everything in due time.

- Sit down! Be calm! - Do you want a cup of coffee, Battistini?

- For the purchase of a Fiat 128 car... - Do you want a buffet?

- Don't bother us. - Sorry.

With your intention to use whose car...

as a public means of passenger transport...

So... you're a taxi driver...

- By taxi meter!

- Isn't it the same? There are taxi drivers who are restricted...

I am allowed to take races from wherever I want: markets, hills, valleys...

squares, streets, ups, downs...

- But, don't you want a coffeto? - In the cups!

Well... You don't want a fudge... We're off to a good start...

- Let's get back to the facts. - Well, mr. President...

I always liked the job of a taxi driver. Can I deposit while walking?

- It makes me feel better. - Come, come...

I've always wanted to own a taxi of my own...

and to stop working for the af-diko... The boss!

Cufeto, lawyer? And this boss was one of the bad bosses...

He was the owner of the taxi license.

You don't like meatballs... Well...

That night, I was chosen by my colleagues...

to present our requests to the boss.

- Congratulations! Well done! - Congratulations later. Go ahead, Carlocci!

I don't care about anything! I don't pay a dime.

What do I care? Invite whoever you like...

I pay nothing...

I don't know if I'll have the courage to do it...

I go in and tell him: "We demand..."

"1st accurate observance of working hours and recording of overtime."

"2nd overtime pay for night work. That is..."

"Bulletproof vest and gun license."

"Protection from police tear gas..."

"Communications via satellites..."

"3rd in the squares, to pass the time, we want restaurants..."

"cinema, disco and cabaret."

Pass! Who is

he? Well; Pass!

Good evening, mr. Skunks. I came for...

Why did you come back to the garage, Carlozzi? Why did

you leave my taxi? I came on behalf of my colleagues to...

Which colleagues? Get back in your taxi... I'm losing money now!

Let me inform you that my shift has been over for 8 minutes.

What eight minutes? Carlochi, I don't talk to inferiors!

- I came for the demands of the Union, to... - I am the Union... Skarnikia!

I am the one who gives you to eat. Put it in your head.

- My president told me... - He should only look at your union.

Tomorrow is Sunday, Genotti is sick, you will fill in for him!

- Well, it's my day off... - Stop talking now! Get in your taxi!

And look to make a strong day-come on! Did you understand what I told you?

- I also have two hours of overtime. - Enough said!

Give it to him now! I have a job!

He can't treat us like this! This is an abuse of power!

All that's left is for him to kick my ass...

Are you still here?

I gave him an idea...

Front! I don't pay one, do we understand

- Why didn't you turn right? - Don't you go to Bainsitsa Square?

You should have turned right to go from the Tiber.

- But, there is a lot of traffic from there. - Weekdays, not Sunday.

- Pull! - But, where? - You will turn right and then left.

- From there? It is prohibited.

No. They changed the signs two weeks ago.

- Turn here! - Yes, to the left.

- And now you will go straight. - I don't understand...

- I know Rome well! - Don't push me like that!

That's how you cut a road, you understand? We saved two traffic lights.

- Look at the road...

- Shouldn't I put on the radio? And now the results of the PRE-PO...

- Let's see... - "One".

- I got it! - "Two"!

- I made it. - Run!

- "Two". - Two!

- "Xi". - Hee!

- "Two". - Two!

- "One". - One!

- "Hee". - I got it!

- "Hee". - Right!

"Hee".

And this!

- Faster... - "Hee".

And this!

- "Xi". - And this!

And "one".

- Now get out of there. - Take my three!

- How? - I don't remember your street!

But why are you stopping?

I caught 13!

Goal! Download now!

What are you talking about?

Do you see this road with a lot of traffic?

It has an intersection, keep crossing it...

- Hopefully someone will step on you. - Step on me? Me;

And don't stay here! No parking!

No parking; And now?

Who will take me to Bainsitsa Square?

Shut up!

Wait. here you are again Carlozzi? But what do you want?

This can be considered as my resignation!

If I hold you in my arms...

But what are you doing? Do you sleep here Get up!

- I won in the PRE-PO. - You won in PRO-PO and you sleep here?

I hit 13, but I don't know how much I win. Have the papers arrived?

It's early, the distributors haven't arrived yet.

I even got a draw Inter - Katanjaro!

This PRO-PO must be a record breaker! Do you want help?

My head is spinning with joy...

- Here is "Koriere"... - Thank you.

- Take her, you who are good...

- What? Read it please... I am very excited.

Results PRE-PO. 13 year olds earn 622,832,000!

622 million?

Honestly, I expected more!

Quiet! Quiet!

Did you expect more? You cry because you won so little!

I shouldn't cry but it's the copy's fault...

- From womb to replica... - In the copy, in the womb?

No, from womb to replica... I was wrong...

The womb? The copy?

I don't understand...

We always talk about PRO-PO. I was holding the copy of PRO-PO...

which did not agree with the matrix, which was 12 numbers.

And so instead of 622 million, i only got 73,000.

- And so I found myself drenched in thorns...

- And so? And then I set out to find a solution.

- Sorry. - Seized!

- Pass, please! - Thank you.

Congratulations on your choice, the Fiat 128 is an immortal car.

- It's the dream of my life. - Sit down.

Thank you. I had doubts about the color...

but I am convinced that yellow is the right thing for TAXI.

- Why? Don't you agree? - No, no, for God's sake!

- Tell me... What cash do you have?

- Do you want to sit down? No thanks, I prefer to move.

Well, there are several processes: shares, bonds, foreign remittances...

- And what I'm about to say should stay between us... - Alas...

Me... the cash at my disposal is 73 thousand lire...

- Please? - I told you, about 73,000 lire.

Of course, to make the transaction...

guarantees will be needed...

Does your father or mother own anything? No,

they arranged everything for me to get the taxi license.

- It's not easy... - Please help me!

Sit down!

Please trust a man who has been working all his life...

and now he has found himself unemployed.

- Work is work, sir... - Please do it...

And I will be grateful to you all my life. I will do whatever you want.

- Do you want me to be your slave?

- What are you talking about? Do you even want my body?

- Maybe there will be a way... - Thank you.

Car, my car, you are always my passion!

- Taxi! are you single - In what sense?

- Won't you open for me? - It depends.

- Please, I'm in a hurry. - No, with these shoes, it sucks.

But what is my fault that it rained? They are not open.

- Of course, I put the fuse. - Unlock it.

And clean your shoes. If you don't clean your shoes, you don't get in.

How do I clean them? It's not possible. And I'm in a hurry!

- Then take them off! - You're a nice guy...

- Thank you. - I mean I don't like you at all!

- Then take another taxi. - Don't leave. Where can I find another taxi?

- Then take off your shoes. - Good. I have no time to waste.

What am I pulling!

Okay, right?

Yes, but hold them in your hand, don't stain my carpet.

Come in and be careful, will you?

You knocked on the door, mascara!

Okay, sorry. I am very sorry. Hurry to the station, I'll miss the train...

Quickly!

This is a fire extinguisher... In case of fire, you never know...

What stinks? Your shoes for sure!

Open your mouth!

- What are you doing? Are you putting it in my mouth too? - Close it and take a deep breath.

- You are a god! - This is nothing.

A customer dared to cry in my car...

and I sprayed him in the ass!

- Give me your raincoat. - The raincoat?

- What are you doing? - So that my suspension doesn't get ruined.

- I'll give it to you again... - You're crazy.

I want to get off! Stop! I want to get off!

- I want to get off! I arrived! - 1,200 lire.

What? I will sue you!

Well! Then give them to wash your raincoat...

Catechism! Abnormal! Maniac!

Do you know who I am?

The film is poetic, with a very deep message...

The skilful direction gives it more value, as well as the performance of the actors...

Wonderful music, scenery and music...

I mean, bullshit!

Better that way. Tonight we will sleep well and tomorrow Wednesday we will go to exercise.

Be careful not to uncover...

You didn't seem well to me today... I'll put you on a suppository...

And so tomorrow you'll be fine...

I don't like your exhaust...

I'll change your oil tomorrow.

Your trunk closes well...

did you see Did you feel anything?

Wake me up at 7:00 tomorrow morning!

Good night!

Why are you honking? Where do you want to go? A little respect and understanding...

in a taxi that is on a roll.

Go, go... Where do you want to go?

Let's go to the sea... Iodine will do you good...

Don't pay attention to these rascals!

Nothing happens. The pump broke.

- What are we doing? Do we give up? - Why? There will be a solution!

- Here's a taxi! Torre, stop it! - Taxi! Stop! Stop!

But what are you doing, can't you see? Are you crooked?

I don't brake suddenly, so as not to damage the brakes.

- Good now! We are in a hurry! - One moment! One moment!

- Let me see your shoes.

- The shoes? I'm a little old, but clean!

- Okay, you can come in.

- What does he care? Maybe that's how Rome's taxi drivers are used to it.

- Take us to Ostia, to Piazza Albamarina. - Welcome.

- Are we going to make it, lfio? - Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

- Sure, son? - Sure...

Don't lower your face! Don't break it to me now!

It's a day of celebration for you! You are a lucky man...

The driver Carlozzi is happy to give you some information...

We are going to Ostia, we will get there in 15 minutes.

We travel at a speed of 37 km/h, at an altitude of 50 cm. from the ground.

You can admire the scenery to your left...

We remind you that the vehicle does not have a toilet.

We wish you a good and pleasant trip.

- Piazza Albamarina, we've arrived. - Yes, perfect...

- Won't you come down? - No...

- How? - We're staying... We're not going down...

- The meter reads. - We don't care!

As you wish.

There is Rosalia. Get out! You, Sarucho, stay here.

- Will they be back soon? - Don't break it to me!

The customer is always right.

Take...

Shut up! In the car quickly!

Don't act like that... It doesn't do...

- Open the door, Sarucho. - Rosalia...

Shut up! You're going to wreck my car!

Rosalia, my love! Come to your Sarutso!

- Help! - But, the miss is not very eager...

Willing? It's our business... You don't understand...

- Rosalia, my love. - But, he doesn't want to.

All women have a hard time at first!

If I don't find out what's going on, I'm not moving from here!

The way you act I will have to...

to start right away. I'll just jump in here to make it faster.

- Via Del Isole 15! - No problem, sir.

I am not coming to your house even if you kill me.

- Well, Via del Isole, did we say? - Let's not waste time!

Rosalia, my daughter. Francesco, Gaetano, Romano, Salvatore...

They kidnapped my daughter.

They took Rosa! Follow them!

They're drinking.

You will pay extra, due to a fourth passenger!

- Nonsense! - Please, stop me getting off!

Do not involve foreigners in the case! Bitch!

Don't cry, because you'll stain my wallpapers!

- Hurry up! They are approaching us! - Who?

- Don't care who! Hurry up! - If you don't run, they'll catch up with us!

- Go away, so I don't break your head! - I will leave, but I will charge you...

- Run! - They reached us.

I'll take Rosa!

Crazy! I will stop taking their number!

Go ahead! You will stop when I tell you to!

Understood? Then I hold you responsible!

- Closer! - Who are they?

It is from the girl's family, they are really angry!

What kind of family is this? - Rosalia, my daughter!

- Mother!

- Stop!

- Who knocked? This ox...

The car is mine, and I have nothing to do with it!

Horns!

Rosalie...

Since they persist, why not stop? Sometimes

it's better to talk, to come to an agreement...

- They seem like nice people. - Stop it, you moron!

- Go faster, idiot! - I would like to point out that we are...

a thousand revs over the limit...

and you want me to speed up some more?

- Rosalia must stay with

me. - Can I say my prayer? Pray, pray.

- I will destroy your taxi! - Where are we going?

Stop it! Now they also hit with a stick...

Mr. Sarutso, why not find an easier girl?

Can you find another...

- I can give you the address of a blonde.

- Malaka, what are you talking about? No.

- Help! - Go ahead, you idiot.

Makes me want to dry off!

- Stop! - Go in and arrest them.

I am the owner of the taxi and I am against violence.

Sorry...

Follow him!

What's going on, did they miss us?

To all the taxis of the world! S.O.S.! S.O.S.!

S.O.S.!

Besides being a ruffian, are you also a spy?

Battery the car... Must have had a flat tire...

Take this!

Quickly! Let's go quickly!

You bastards! Who will pay for my chickens?

At least give me the eggs!

Go the other way so we can get even! Quickly!

Rosalie! My daughter...

Turn from here to lose us...

- Brake! They went this way. - No, from him.

From here...

Let's go from there... Faster!

- Well done! - We escaped them.

Yes, we escaped them. Be happy, Rosalia.

Now you will enjoy your love with Saroutsos!

I'll make you a royal love nest!

I'm never going to be yours! leave me alone!

Take the first right and we've arrived...

Her relatives arrived before us! Shit!

- Stop! - We can't go back.

- And now? - We have to move on.

You hide... And don't make a quiche!

- Lower the heads. - Look how he painted his car!

- He's a hippie. - They are sisters!

- Corrupted! - Look how he has painted his face!

- Where is it? - They didn't understand us.

- How will it happen now? - Don't worry.

Rosalia ends up spending a night outside her house.

Tomorrow we will take it to them... They will give their consent.

They're drinking!

- Where are we going? - I don't even know!

Apart from the mistakes and omissions that happened...

who even destroyed my door security...

the results are devastating...

I require guarantees for the payment of damages.

Besides, my working hours are over. I need at least 6 hours of rest.

Get some rest and don't break it to us now!

Tomorrow we'll see what happens?

Did you understand? The way you express yourself reminds me of Kafka...

Shame!

I can't resist anymore, Sarucho. With your persistence you won me over!

- Did I conquer you? - Yes. I marveled at how courageously…

you faced mine!

Sarucho, you won... Do whatever you want with me!

- Are you surrendering? - I surrender!

We have the night to ourselves... And once we get married...

- why not do it now? - Are you serious?

- Do you want to be mine? - I want!

- Right now? - Immediately!

What if they linger? But

then the girl wants it too!

What was I telling you? All of them are difficult at first!

You Northerners just can't understand some things!

Here, when a girl says "no", she means "yes".

- But, how "yes"?

- But, didn't you see how it happened? How did it happen? My car became a brothel...

And with that, a piece of my life was lost...

Don't overdo it!

My Virgin Mary!

My beautiful Rosalia! You are my goddess.

You are the queen of the forest! Artemis!

What are you doing I don't want you to rip my dress!

More slowly...

I got you sorted!

Sarutso is with the little girl for half an hour.

Who would have ever thought that! Such a body that girl has...

And he's a strong jumper...

are you listening What moans of pleasure!

Pleasure? I heard moans of pain... Let's see what happens...

- Wake up, please! Let's go away! - You?

- Take me away from this wretch! - But, who is dishonorable?

- Didn't you want to? - Even dead I would never be his!

Better in the grave! Help me!

I knew right away that you are a risk-averse person.

I see you know how to read the depths of my soul...

Come on, baby! Where are the keys?

Don't do that! You're going to wreck my car!

- Did you dust the keys? - Exactly.

If you wreck my car, it's like you're tearing me apart...

Did you hear? We have torn him apart!

Show what a man you are!

Come out now, you scumbag!

I will arrange you...

And I will drink the blood of this taxi driver!

Get out, baby whore!

I will arrange you!

- I don't see anything. - Is he dead?

Sorry, Nero!

My belly...

Archangel Gabriel against demons!

I look better in pictures... Come on, baby!

Time to get away from this scorched earth...

I will take her with me...

- Are you cold? - Yes.

I managed to find how to turn on the radiator...

You have to put the windshield wipers on...

We haven't even introduced ourselves... My name is Carlozzi Plinio.

I was happy! Me Rosalia Mancuso...

Pliny, you look very handsome to me.

No matter what we say, you are more beautiful, Rosalia.

How nice you speak! You have a velvety and masculine voice!

If I didn't have such a map, I would be a big star!

Pliny, I've fallen in love with you...

- Isn't it early? - No, no... I'm sure.

Hear how madly my heart beats! Feel it too...

- My God, what a pulse! - Kiss me!

ATTENTION ARCHAEOLOGICAL EXCAVATIONS

- What a kiss that was! - How are you? Did you hit, my love?

My differential broke... I can't feel the drive shafts...

The clutch doesn't obey me at all anymore...

and the ignition system has gone to shit...

My love! My love!

- Have we arrived? - Yes, that's the door over there.

- We won't disturb them? - No. My family is very modern.

Rosalie! Rosalie! It's coming...

- What? Let's go. - Pepino...

- Don't be afraid. - I'm not coming, I'm afraid.

Walking outside... Uncovered!

- You'll see, everything will be fine... - I feel a discomfort...

- Come on! - Good! I'm just coming out of curiosity.

Come, come... Nothing will happen.

Even little Pietro says so...

My girl... What did you

do to my daughter? Stop it!

- Let me explain. - Let him talk, dad.

I brought your daughter back safe and sound...

To make amends you must marry my sister!

Yes, it's true. You must marry her.

Honestly, until a few hours ago I was in love with... a taxi.

But...

and because of the events... If she wants too...

Want.

Well done! Well done, my boy...

As you can see, Mr. judges, not all went wrong after all...

Excuse me, mr. President.

At this time some third parties paid my client, Mr. Battistini...

the value of the car.

Correctly. The category is withdrawn... Do you

agree, mr. accuser? Carlozzi Plinio is released...

- Pliny! - Rosalia!

Everything was arranged...

Are you happy? But who paid for the car?

- Dad and Mom! - Thank you!

Thanks!

All the relatives gave us a wedding present! Come!

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

- Where are you taking me? - Come on, baby!

Let's go quickly and see what they got for you...

It's yours!

- Do you like it? - Yes.

But what does he do?

My love! My baby...

Like a child he does... He is handsome...

My love!

- What? - Did he fall asleep?

- I don't know. - Go see, Rosalia.

Pliny! Pliny!

But what happened?

First time I have a full orgasm!

- Aren't we leaving? - Yes.

Hello...

- Congratulations! - Thank you!

Congratulations!

Hello, Pliny!

.