Original subtitles

Beautiful, huh? You like? Look at the cabin!

It has everything, power brakes, power steering ...

- Does it have social assistance? - What a good point!

Great villain, sir!

I confess she's beautiful, Especially comfortable.

He took the exam, It made my head explode.

- How? - He took his exams.

I'm going to see the results.

Well, he hadn't succeeded?

Really, what the hell do you want to see? Weren't you promoted?

Of course I was. Uncle is the director only ...

I forgot, we have a director uncle ...

- Then no problem. - None.

Wait a minute ... Let's be clear.

Did I succeed or not?

- Who do they want ...? - With you! Did you succeed or not?

I told him yes, I did it.

Talk about rubbing salt in my wounds!

Sure?

The key in the hand ... 9 million.

- Head of p ... - Here you go?

It's a beautiful model, long back.

Does it close like a lid?

I still have doubts.

If she hadn't been promoted, what are we doing?

- What are we doing? - What are we doing?

What do I know, say you ...

If he did not pass the exams, you're in deep shit.

- It's your problem! - No. It's yours.

- Why? - Because I don't pay for the car.

Director, you're always married ...

I'm not kidding. I don't pay for the car.

- Who did you give the keys to, me or my son? - Your son.

- She's a major, let him pay her. - You pay for my car!

Let's not get upset, you know?

- I don't pay anything! - Sir ...

- Did I hit you? - I was just yawning.

- I don't want to pay for the car. - Pay it!

- I don't pay anything! - Damn it!

I will denounce you, you know!

Hold on with your hands, because I'm taking your eyes off you!

Go and report me.

I'm a good man, but if I get angry, I explode.

THE TEACHER AT THE BEACH WITH THE WHOLE CLASS

Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX

Look at the car!

Let it be, what a car!

- Mario, are you walking me? - Yes of course...

And me?

Stay calm. One at a time.

- Where did you steal it from? -"Steal it"?

It's my father's gift for the ferry.

Are you sure you took the ferry?

That would be missing!

I'd also like to be called Cubetti and have the school principal as uncle.

You eat in one, huh?

You laugh, but you'll see your laughter fade.

- Why? - You put it on! Go and see!

- Hi, Cubetti. - How are you, Professor?

Did you come to see the results? You can go quietly.

- I'm going. - Go, hello.

- Hi, Mario. - Hello.

Cosimo ...

Mario Cubes ...

French proofreading!

Listen, calm down!

- Did they make you? - Yes.

What am I going to say to 'Babacu'?

Damn it!

You're telling me something so serious And you're smiling!

There was nothing I could do!

You, the director, leave your nephew corrective, my son!

The professor didn't even want to hear.

It's weird to you, because you're rich.

And the receiver?

No. He's a communist. I'll kick him out. I promise.

Kicked out? I want him to suffer like hell!

- Hey, what are you saying ...? - Then make him beautiful.

- You can not. - Torture him!

You can not.

- Okay, then castrate him. - Impossible.

Spit in his face.

If you spit on him, he drowns!

- Hello sir. - What?

Hello. Look...

Look, sir ... Your wife is waiting for you at the office.

- I'm going. See you later. - Thank you.

- Hi, Onion. - Hi, Onion.

- Hello, Paolino. - Hello.

What have you decided? Do you come with our students to our hotel?

Sure, if you give me a discount.

Of course yes, 50 per cent.

Half price.

You know our sweetheart Did he stay correct in French?

I found out.

Here, let it be clear, I command,

I mean, we ...

This time, go to hell.

Hercules, measure your words.

Let's go spinning.

One: Goodbye car.

Two: Goodbye vacation.

Three: No more school! I do not care about anything!

It will work, as I did!

I had bruises on my hands as big as my ass!

In short, I worked hard. Good?

Honey? Do you want to go back to masonry?

No, it annoys me. It always has.

I'll look for the deputy director. Let's dine together.

Well done, he'll enjoy it.

- You're crazy. - You're stupid.

Every time I say something, you do that ...

Well, don't you realize?

- Are you retiring Mario from school? - Yes.

- Take the chance. - Which?

Give it to my sister's beard!

- Do you have a sister, still bearded? - No...

- Henrietta, your wife! - I don't see the connection.

It has to do ...

Do you remember Lisa?

The French teacher in Milan who you recommended to me?

How can I not remember, when he had some pigeons he was driving me crazy!

And I didn't even put it on.

I tried everything, but I screwed it up in the end.

Do you know how to make sure you don't miss it?

To keep a diet!

- Stop kidding! - Then what do we have to do?

Rather than bring her to school in October,

you'd better call her now,

to instruct the boy this summer.

It can't get any better.

You produce great ideas! Bravo!

I want to kiss you!

Stay put!

What the hell are you doing? Hercules!

We hug, because he had a brilliant idea!

I thought of something.

If you were not brother and sister, and you were married.

- You would have twins! - Why?

Base multiplied by height It is divided by 2.

It's good, isn't it?

- Are you walking alone? - I think so, with such a fireball!

- I was an hour ahead of mine! - Mother, what a car!

Is it new?

- Babacu's gift for the ferry. - For the ferry?

How did you pass the exam?

I sensed the theme.

- How are you doing with the ladies? - With women, what can I say, modestly ...

some come, others leave.

I fished a German. I made a hole in it so much!

- She agreed? - I punched him in the face!

- You take care of the luggage. - What a porter ...

Okay, I'll take care of it.

If you come with me,

I'll give you a shovel so you don't get up.

- Look, you're taking the shovel from me! - What do you have, Dad, did you ring?

Damn bastard, lick-blide, thief of my goods!

You steal from me?

Give me the keys!

The contract clearly states, 9 million, turnkey.

In my hand!

- Helps to carry luggage. - I don't even think about it.

Hurry up!

Well, I'm here! Mom, what a car!

- Who are you? Do you work here? - I do everything.

I help the porter, I'm helping the swimming instructor ...

Help me not to set you free, you know?

- Hold on. - Thank you.

- What's up? - A broom.

If you're still smart, I'll take eyes off you!

- If there were no unions! - Not the problem!

My union elbow hurts!

- Are you against the unions? - Sure you do!

Nice! You have all my sympathy.

- Remind me to increase your salary. - Thank you, sir.

- What? - I remind you of that raise.

We'll talk in the coming days.

Okay, Alfredo. The hotel is almost complete.

For tomorrow, I booked 15 rooms.

My brother, the director, he will come with almost all of his students.

Don't worry.

Get me out of here, you idiot! Faster, it hurts!

Hold on, I'm coming now!

All right, let these down. Here I am!

Stink, you kissed me after you crushed me!

And!

Hold on!

Hold on!

- Cut the power! - No. No.

Do you know he can die from this?

You bastard! Every time I come here, it's naughty!

- Okay, I'm gone. - Let him go!

- Help me. - I'll punch you in the mouth!

Try to pass before the door closes!

- Welcome, sir. - Welcome to Hell.

You, take care ...

I booked 15 rooms for Paolo.

Why not the whole hotel?

And at half price, like in the off-season!

two hundred No, I doubled the rate in high season.

You did well. I can't tolerate your brother anyway.

Phone for you, sir.

- I didn't even get well and he calls me. - Go, it must be from the office.

And don't forget to call the monseigneur!

"Come on, go." What, I'm a little boy!

Already, I'm pissed. If you all hit me on the head ...

Hey, I'm passing.

Thanks.

I'm not upset. I only grew up with my palms.

Good thing not. You needed no torture to grow up!

Come over! I'll show you some cool stuff.

Come see, quickly.

Look. You don't say a word, do you?

Look at the hole I made in the cabin!

- Holy Virgin! - She's not a virgin!

- Look here. - Who is it?

How beautiful she is ...

Look at this. Look how beautiful she is ...

- What a fairy! - Fairy?

- What a mouth! - What mouth?

- What eyes! - Which eyes?

Where do you see eyes?

But who else is this?

Sorry, this is not a reservation on behalf of Lisa Colombi?

One moment, let's check.

I'll take care of ...

- Mr. Cubetti has made your reservation. - Exactly. Has the director arrived?

Yes, I think he's still on the phone.

The suitcases ...

- Do you have suitcases? - Yes.

- Go and get the lady's suitcases. - I'm going.

- Hurry along! - I'm going, I'm going!

I have the right to be on vacation!

I didn't even set foot here, That starts with the phones, the bitch!

- Me? - No, not you.

- The tax office is here! - How? The tax office?

He stuck his nose in everywhere. I don't know what to do. Come here!

If I run the business Bellavista, I went for the stitch!

- Make everything disappear! - Ah ... No!

This does not. I don't feel able.

Did you understand? I can not...

Okay, then I'm coming to Rome, we do it somehow.

Yes it is...

I'm coming to Rome, that's how we set them up ...

See you later.

Later? Yes.

No, I was saying that I don't know if I'll get any further.

Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow. It depends on how the situation goes.

I would come right now ... if it were up to me ...

I don't know. I will arrive!

I have arrived!

- And if I know who he is, can you bet? - Who is?

- A pee. - A whore? Hey there ...

She's a friend of my father's. That he's a bitch.

Well, that's how we all bully!

Only I bully her.

And if you don't get out of that room in 10 minutes, I'll beat you up.

Listen ... let me go ... Oh oh...!

Come in, it's open!

Bu-bu-good evening!

- I thought she was a maid. - My name is Coco.

Mr. Cubetti sent me.

Ah? Mr. Cubetti?

I understand.

But I hadn't thought about it that we start tonight.

- So he didn't fire you? - Actually, I'm in.

How about we talk a little first?

Well, if you have to ...

You know, at first, you'll be a little confused.

Because I have a special method.

What do you mean, special?

A new method which I learned in Paris.

- Two hours a day. - Two hours?

Why? Could you do more?

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Yes, doll. Crush me!

We're really going to tear you to pieces, to know ...

Have! What are you doing? Are you beating me? Stay!

Who is it?

Who is it?

- A friend. - One moment, please.

-I'm pissed in the closet! - No!

Not in the closet!

- Under the bed! - No!

Then where do I go?

Into the bathroom!

It's easy to say ...

- Good evening. - Sorry, who are you?

I am the son of the hotel owner.

- To Mr. Cubetti? - Yes.

So, are you the French instructor?

And, how do you know?

Well, then, the other ...

Which other?

No, nobody.

This is Lisa Colombi.

Your father asked me to come from Milan to give you lessons.

- Hey, to see? - Hey, yes.

Thousands of apologies, but seeing you coming here alone, I thought ...

I imagine what you might have thought.

Now that you know who I am, don't you think you made a mistake?

Well ... more or less.

Mom, what am I going to do to her ...

- Who is it? - Herculetu ...

- Your father. - Yes...

I'll be right back.

After ...

Oh, Lieta, my adored one! You are beautiful, warm, tender!

- Where are you? - Here I am.

You will be blinded, I couldn't see you anymore.

Aoleu, how good you are ...

- Down. - Down? Bermuda?

Do you like it? Look what a mess I made.

Bermuda shorts are beautiful.

Me, I'm in the throes of excitement!

- Give me the watermelons. - No, leave me!

Your body is driving me crazy!

What a world map! It's the end of the world!

Here I am! Here they are! You're going to step on the scales!

Give me a knee!

Give me an arm!

The bracelet!

I'm as excited as the Pekingese!

Do you like to work hard?

You told me to come to instruct your boy in French.

Well, wasn't that a great idea?

- Exactly, I hope to be useful, to help him. - Help his father too!

- It's a misunderstanding. - No, I'm ultra-excited!

You are always excited!

Perfect. Don't you remember in Milan?

Of course! You were dead drunk!

Well, me, when I get drunk, I'm a suicide bomber!

- Did anyone knock? - No, it's my head.

Yeah, knock.

- Who is it? - The maid.

Let me hide!

- No! - Yes, I feel good here!

- Hide somewhere else. - Where?

- Under the bed! - No no!

- Well, where? In the bathroom! - No!

- And where can I go? - In the closet!

No, not closed in. I'll have no air!

- I'm suffocating! - Stay there!

I'm claustrophobic!

Yes?

I can't give you the phone call, your device is broken.

If you are willing to go down to the cabin ...

Okay, I'm coming down. Thanks.

Old ropes ...

This time, I burn you with age.

With those two melons, ooh ...

I would make a very good breath!

Look at her there!

Yes ... Finally, alone!

My doll ...

What beautiful arms!

What wide shoulders!

What breasts!

What silky hair! Finally...

Ah ... what eyes!

And what a nose, how beautiful it is!

What a soft mouth!

I want to kiss you! Let me kiss you!

Jigodie! Son of a bitch! Damn it!

You come to my bed, you grab my mouth ...

Ah, will you kiss me on the mouth?

Go and complain to the unions! La Armanna, Carnichi, Storca, everyone!

- What if your wife finds out? - What does that have to do with anything?

- Do you want to blackmail me? - No no!

- Yes! - Yes!

Gaston, honey, I miss you so much. I don't think I've seen you in an eternity.

You exaggerate. Did you meet the director?

Yes, just now.

See how you do. I have a lot to do in Milan.

I want to go to Rome. He can help me.

Give me some time. I only saw him for a few minutes.

Don't worry. At the first opportunity, I'll talk to him.

- I know how to be convincing. - I trust you.

Goodbye, love.

Pope, are you preparing for Hercules' work?

When I was your age, Alain Delon would have died in spite of seeing me.

Do you know what St. Basil said? "Work, don't stink."

Alone, or with the flame you called from Milan?

I knew you'd get to this thing,

But the professor called from Milan,

I brought her for you, for French lessons.

Damn you!

I don't want you to be without a book like a father. You missed it.

Some always say:

"He's a rich boy, a meltean sadea."

And look into my eyes, when I'm talking to you!

Of course, I'll take your car keys.

I'll take your ones from home too.

I'll get you in the straitjacket.

You will learn by force.

- Are you done? - Yes, your father has spoken.

Well, now I'm talking.

You brought the pistol for the bubble,

to regulate it like in Milan ...

Who told you this bullshit?

I heard it with my own ears.

From now on, you will give me a weekly allowance and car keys,

and you don't study anymore, or I'll tell Mom.

- Are they black? - Yes.

Your son spoke.

To die, damn it!

Hercules, look who's here!

Mom ... I have something to tell you about Dad.

I surrender, unconditionally.

- Hello. - Hi, baby.

Please...

- Hello. - Hi, baby.

Hi, baby.

- Should I pass? - Please.

- Hello. - Hi, baby.

Why did you tell the boy everything? Take care of your shit.

- I still have something to learn. - How's Poeta?

I went to the Post Office for taxes and to the tobacco store.

- Now, where else should I go? - You're holding me.

Oh, what a slap!

- Sir? - Yes...

- Is it far? - Around the corner.

Who is?

Who is that girl?

- Was she a girl? - I mean, she just greeted you!

- Me? - Yes, you!

Ah, it must be ... I forgot,

the French teacher which I called for him.

She's really a French teacher?

Yes she is.

It's the one you recommended to me, I hired her into my school.

No, Coco recommended her. She's his fiancee.

Isn't that right, Pope, that she's his fiancee?

I got it. Yes, she's his fiancee.

- What do I do, he's not engaged ... - Yes!

- She's your fiancee. - Impossible...

Yes, why don't you want to confess?

- Not that I don't mean, but ... - She's your fiancee!

- Yes, modestly, she's my fiancee. - Why "modestly"?

You, Coco,

so elegant, good, cute, young ...

I think it's very romantic ...

You could have much higher demands ...

However, I am content with her.

Go and call her.

- Yes ... - Call her again!

She's very shy. I'm going to get it.

You'll see. I take off his mats.

I don't understand him. What did he find in her?

- Me? - Yes.

He doesn't even have an intelligent face.

It must be from a popular area.

It may be popular, but it's good ... She's a beautiful girl.

- Yes, this Coco, who is it? - Coco?

He's a ... employee of ours. He works here.

Mrs. Patron and Mr. Patron.

This is Lisa Colombi. The Lord explained to you ...

Told me.

- Told me! - Yes Yes...

I don't know them ...

I'm your new school principal, miss.

- My wife ... - Delighted.

We are very happy to have you among us.

Coco, don't be shy, sit down.

- Thanks, I'm going further. - Yes, come here.

What a beautiful couple!

True, it is exceptional.

Ma'am, how do you see the engagement?

What matters is love.

- Sir? - What is it?

- What is it? - A phone call from Rome.

Sorry, it's the tax office. I'll be there in a moment...

- Quick, potato! - Yes, my little one!

Sorry, sir.

- Is good. - You like?

Very good.

Take care of yourself!

Excuse me, please I have to make an emergency call.

Where is he going?

- She's agile, Professor. - Too much.

Hello, sir?

And yours! We were just eating.

They control all invoices, year by year ...

- Put me in ...! - In me?

It's not about you. Did they get to Bellavista?

Not yet. I'm in 1975 And Bellavista is in '77,

but I'm close!

Make the files disappear!

I'm increasing your paycheck. I'll give you an extra 285,000!

Four months vacation. It's good?

No, I'm scared. I don't do that.

It's your fault, do it!

If my wife finds out that I owe 500 million,

he will make me a mason again. And I don't even have a union!

Do you know anything? I drop everything. Car me!

No! Do not go!

Is this seat taken?

- No, sorry, it's busy ... - You know,

for you, I would have done anything. You're more than a boss to me.

But in this case you ask me too much.

Director?

Do you have a free moment?

Even two ...

I'd like to tell you something very urgent, between four eyes.

Between four eyes?

I'll be right in your room.

Not with me. I have a lesson with your son.

Then you're waiting for me on the beach. I have to take sand baths for my wife.

Okay, thanks. I apologize...

Hello, can you hear me?

- Are you coming or not? - Tell me, listen to him!

Like I don't want to come ... I want to come ... but I don't know how ...

- Personal? - Yes, I come personally.

Hello? What happened?

I hit the ground with my ass.

See you, Mario, to learn a foreign language,

First, you have to like the language.

But you can't love her studying only its grammar.

You have to pay attention, try to get to know her better

to discover all its secrets, even the most hidden ones. See?

Yes, of course I see.

Without these, a tongue is cold, distant.

It's just hard work, hard stuff,

with conjugation, verbs irregular excpressions ...

But if you like it, everything will flow by itself.

Don't you think so?

You have to get to the bottom of it with your tongue.

Do you understand what I mean?

Are you following me?

I see you having a bit of fun. What are you thinking about?

Too many things.

At you, that you are an extraordinary teacher.

Take it as a compliment?

Yeah, that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain't for me either. Mysterious.

- I do not get it. - A girl like you

to have relations with my father ... I realized.

How he got on the phone, how did you go after him.

Sure you do. I wanted to talk to him but I couldn't.

I imagine.

Very important stuff.

Important or not, these things don't concern you.

- I'm sorry ... as they say ... - Now, let's see each other in French.

Your tiny body

I'll tie it to a string of salt ...

Hurry up, put more sand.

I need a dump truck to cover you.

I had to invite the monseigneur, because you did nothing.

We should invite her And the French teacher.

Okay, honey.

I still didn't understand this girl.

To me, it's kind of deadly.

According to me, she's a living tiger!

- What do you want to say? - Nothing. It's just that she's a fit girl.

Even with shapes.

- I'm fine! - Stay put, you're bad.

Yes Yes.

What I don't understand,

how the hell did she seduce this wonderful boy ...

- What wonderful boy? - That nice, young man,

on her fiancee.

That crustacean?

How strange is destiny ...

have fun creating incredible, absurd unions.

Eh, that's why I know my skin.

To me, she's an angry scoundrel.

- What are you doing? - Shut up, I'm spying.

- How do you think ... - I've made such a hole!

I do not care. Stop being an idiot, you know?

He takes advantage of my work.

Damn it!

- Come on, what a mess you have! - Be calm, things are done in peace.

Move that shovel faster!

- So what do you think I'm an excavator? - Come on, it's not a big deal.

Don't give me sand in the eyes!

Excuse me, the wind is blowing.

- Come on! Come on! - Yes.

Look, I'm going to cover your head. That way, you won't get sand in your eyes.

- Come on! - Here it is.

- Sit next to me, you know? - Yes love.

Are you by my side? Don't leave, huh?

I understand.

Tonight at the table

be careful not to swallow the soup.

Good.

Don't spit the kernels.

You put your hand on a plate.

And for coffee, don't be like a pig!

- Ah, director! Hi. - Here you are ...

- Well, didn't you see me? - I wasn't careful.

You want me to tell you something. Are we both going for a walk?

Even two.

- I told you, look at this hole! - Shut up!

Attention, launch!

- Where's the ball? - Look over there!

- Coco! - Madam director ...

Sorry, I tripped.

You know, that woman ... I haven't been able to control myself for a while.

I wouldn't have dared ...

How so? A man like you? You can do anything.

If I could afford ...

Yes, allow yourself ...

Coco ...

- It's very beautiful here. - What a wonderful sight!

Wonderful view! I want you!

- Director, it hurts ... - Adored angel, drive me crazy!

- I'm excited. Grab it. - Leave me.

Leave me. Why don't you look at this instead?

- What is that? - A picture.

How untidy you are. A porn picture!

Do you want to excite me, is that what you want?

Let me guess. There are two hills ...

Yes, two hills.

Let me touch them.

- And here's the bush. - It's a wonderful forest.

A tuft of ...

- Yeah ... what is this? - A project.

An architect's project Gastone de Andreis.

Who is?

He's very talented. Both, You can do great things.

Why would I do great things with him? What are you to him?

- I'm staying with him, we're together. - Pricep. All three of us do one in three ...

- Like a piglet! - Oh! No!

I was saying he could be a trusted collaborator. He's an architect.

I prefer arch-tits! [nipples].

Wait, come here ... You're driving me crazy!

- Leave me alone! - Come on, grab the helm.

From the pupa the test, bar in the center, lift the sails!

- The ship is standing still. - Drift it.

Well, he's moving now.

Stop shaking, please!

Stop, I'm going to be in big trouble! We will fall!

Where are we going?

Help!

Don't run away from me!

Who is that?

Stop it! The hotel is on the left!

You bastard!

I'm the owner of Cubetti!

Come to my mother, my mother's baby.

Help! Thieves!

What the hell are you doing?

- It's dangerous, step aside! - Well, I was coming from the right!

It's dangerous!

Get the hell out of here! Go to the mat!

Guys, no mischief

Take care of your language, As if not, I'll send you back!

What is this navy? Stop it!

Ba! Who gave you permission to wear this uniform?

The principal He called me a porter.

Ah? Then why don't you do anything?

Well, I'm a spare porter.

As long as the porter is active, I sit quietly on the bench.

Are you ugly? I'm not moving from here!

Very well, that one day, I will still be the assistant director.

We would miss that!

Excuse me, who am I sleeping with?

What are you sleeping? It's time for the month!

- There. - At the table, everyone!

What a shame!

10 And with 10, I make 20.

Can I make a phone call?

A short one. I need to call a friend.

Sorry.

Hello? Professor ... and ...

- French teacher, Mellicozzi? - Wait.

- Hello? - Professor Mellicozzi ... French?

- Who's on the machine? - Director Cubetti.

Ah, I'm listening to you.

- Expensive ... - Yes?

I'm at the flower shop.

I'm buying flowers for you. Acuica vin. Wait for me.

I'm waiting for you. Don't be late, I'm very tired.

Here I come.

Me?

Go to the p ... hold me ...

- Sir? - What is ...

- What are you doing here? - Well, this is my place.

What the?

- Is the teacher in the room? - In the room?

- Is she or isn't she? - Huh?

- Profane! - Yes, she's in her room.

Yeah ... I'd like to tell you something.

Do you want to talk to me now?

It's urgent.

- Sir? - Stop harassing me!

Get the hell out of here, I'm annoyed!

All hell with me! Get them out of here!

Do not let it happen again.

I'll break both of your hands!

Do this to me, me, hotel owner?

Honey! You remembered our wedding anniversary!

How beautiful they are!

No, I'm not for you.

You are a classy woman ... These are flowers for the poor!

Leave them, I won't give them to you!

- Good, if you will. - How beautiful they are!

Go and take a shower, I'm waiting for you for dinner.

- Come on. Go. - I'm going, I'm going.

- My beloved! - You bastard!

You were?

Okay, then, I'm going to dinner.

- Go, I'll stay. - He shot me.

Who is?

Onion!

You brought me flowers again!

They're not really good, I'm taking them back!

Leave the flowers!

Love...

Honey!

I get it, you love me. Thanks.

See you later. Go cool off.

- They're beautiful. - Do you like it?

Thanks.

Potato! Flowers again!

Not! Not true! This is a plot!

I'm not giving them to you! These are my flowers.

You can break my arm too, you still won't have them.

"Say it with flowers."

Ah, were you?

If you knew ... My wife cut my flowers 3 times.

- Come on, sit down. - After.

- Not now. - But what the hell are you doing?

I'm mad like an Eskimo kangaroo.

What are you doing?

- You know. - Can someone come in ...

Stop moving.

Open that fortress wall, to breathe the mountain air.

You are so beautiful, come on!

Do you feel bad?

Open your eyes! Sir?

How are you?

- Don't you recognize me? - I see everything double!

Are you... Where are you going?

Leave me!

Why do you always slip on me like an eel?

Stay calm. I'm not hurting you.

Stop front!

- What are you doing? - What I do?

- You're crazy. - I'm the most handsome man on the board!

Please, what are you talking about? Calm down.

Someone could come in. Your wife ...

My wife is in the shower, she's going to dinner.

My eggs!

Who is?

Mrs. Cubetti.

She's your wife!

- A moment. - I'm pissed.

Under the Persian rug, like a Persian cat.

Coming!

Wait, wait, no! Get out of there!

Don't take my panties off, My wife will surprise me.

- Where should I go? - Hurry up.

- In the suitcase. - No, not the suitcase.

Not! No ... what are you doing?

Not here, not under the table.

In the bathroom, fast!

Haina! Get your clothes on, fast!

Come in, hurry up, come in! Hurry up!

I'll be right back.

Worse, my dear. Everyone is waiting for you.

- Students, teachers. - I'll be right back.

Here I am.

Finally!

Are you still there?

- I'll put something on myself in a moment. - But they're all ready!

- What? - Nothing ... You're so elegant.

I can help you?

No, I can handle myself.

It's like there's someone in the bathroom.

- No, there's no one. - What do you mean?

- I'm sure it's someone. - No, believe me.

Tiu. It's my room.

- Did you want to help me get dressed? - Yes. Where is your ...

No, it's absolutely nobody!

- Who is? - Oh, my God, who is it?

My aunt. She's a stranger.

Argentine.

- I didn't know you had a mat ... - Me neither.

- What do you say? - It's passing ...

He sang in one.

Cute...

Yes, nice.

Sorry, madame, There was no one at the front desk.

He doesn't speak Italian. I'm Argentine.

Come on, Father Giuseppe ... It's also nasty, on top of that.

Where are you going?

- I'm Argentine. - How?

- She doesn't speak Italian. - Wait, come here.

- Come here when I say. - Go on ... hold me ...

I greeted her at the table the young and the bright

teacher, guest of this hotel.

I announce that she will be, next year, new French teacher.

We salute her grace and beauty with warm applause!

Here she is, mythical, so shy, nor does he dare to look at us.

We encourage her with a "Welcome!"

- Look at the rattlesnake! - American, you idiot!

Finish!

Stop quietly, please.

Do you stop once? Yes?

Who are you?

Yours! Who are you?

- I'm an aunt. - Whose?

Granddaughter's aunt.

Granddaughter, niece, but which one?

From the French thing ...

... to the teacher.

Our new teacher's aunt! Take a seat.

- Are you Italian? - Argentine.

He does not speak Italian.

- Please... - Thank you.

- Take a seat. - Asta la vista [goodbye].

What a piece of woman!

Madame?

Ma'am, can I get you some wine?

Thank you, sir.

- Excuse me, Argentina? - Yes.

- From what city? - Canossa .. Canos Aires.

Canos Aires? Good...

- Will you allow me to have a drink? - Yes, sir.

To your health

- Excuse me ... Who are you sleeping with? - Alone.

What a coincidence!

- I sleep alone. - Yes.

Why don't we hold on a little ...

company?

Each other.

Here's our guest so long awaited!

Now, it's all crap!

Wait for me, where are you going?

Mom, what a ...

Now we're going to collide!

To the health of our teacher Lisa Colombi!

My beautiful and fat doll, wait for me!

I have a lot to tell you!

One would be from me: go to the p ... hold me!

To come across a sexually obsessed person more obsessed than me!

Wait, I don't even know your name!

I give you your name, surname, marital status, insurance number.

Where did you find yourself, doll? Don't run like a swallow!

Stinky transvestite! Until you get to the hotels! Get out!

I'm the owner of ho ...

That's it.

And you, madame?

But because I don't know who to ask, can you tell me ...

I don't understand Italian, I am Argentine.

- Well ... - I like ...

My beautiful and fat doll!

Finally, find yourself!

Go to hell and die!

Wait, don't leave again, honey ...

Come back!

I have to pee!

Don't miss your beauty for a long time!

Go to hell! Don't hit you.

How come he doesn't realize I'm a man?

I don't look bad at all ...

If I lost a few more pounds ...

Feminism has no limits!

Madame?

Forgive me ...

The beautiful and fat doll?

I'm going to sit on the throne!

No, madame, hurry up!

That the others have already finished eating.

And I have to finish that ... sung ... a love song!

How well you sing ... It's like a canary.

I'll color your face like a canary!

I'm just not going to do anything stupid!

Bulangiu!

What to do, I throw myself out the window.

My mother! On the sacred bone!

My mother was right that my daughter wanted me.

I'm a bitch!

My osteoarthritis ... Loin-sacrum.

Here you go, monseigneure. Here, I do everything.

Please. See if he's in the room.

Coco!

And mo-mo ...

It's Monsignor ...

Monseigneure, forgive my clothing. Here you go, come in.

- Here you go. - Come on.

- Pig! - What do you know ...?

In my future hotel, I will make 112 aid exits

And 57 m wide windows. Let me fall on my back on the ground ...

I drew you, beautiful and fat doll!

- Let's run together - You in Sicily and I in the North.

We're going to make an honorable couple ...

I'll give you one in the head too!

Thank you, monseigneure, for visiting.

I'm glad I stayed at Taifas before And eventually we came to an agreement.

I'll talk to my husband, And tomorrow we sign the contract.

- I'd like to think again. - Stop thinking, monseigneure, sign!

Hercules, you!

I wanted to get dressed, but I didn't find what ...

Hold it! Be careful, it's hard!

The lady fainted!

- Call a doctor! - I don't understand Italian!

You need to call a doctor!

- The lady is sorry! - Clear the place!

Can I see if he's still breathing?

It's breathless.

- Day 33. - 33.

- Do not answer. - Is this seat taken?

He died! What a pity, because of me.

Come on, let's get up, he has a fragile ass.

- What the? - Her ass ... is fragile.

Easy! Easy!

Don't leave it all to me, you idiot! Hold it!

Let's sit down.

When he faints, he stretches.

God, how pale she is! Henrietta!

My head!

- What is it? - I'm going to complain to the union.

So, go and tell them!

- Undress. - Are you a jerk?

Poponar, me? Poponar!

Son of a bitch, how can you afford it?

I'll put your mats on your shoulders!

Hold on, put it on your head.

You're going to call her my wife that you were the one in disguise

And that she had hallucinations.

You tell him: "I'm Argentine."

And if it turns out that Lisa isn't she my fiancee?

What about each other? Why would he be?

Do you want to take me for granted?

Yes or no? Reply!

Yes...

I'm cracking your head I put your brains in your ears!

Caster, I will make you deputy director.

- Who are you? - Argentinian!

He left. It disappeared.

You should know some reason.

Calm down now. Sit down.

Let's leave him alone. It will calm down.

She's!

No, it's not her!

So she was so tired ...

- Coco! - I am?

How so? You?

No, you're a man,

a real man.

It's the drama of my life. An entire comedy

to hide this shame.

Like, you're just engaged with that beautiful teacher?

- Lisa. - That's exactly the comedy.

I never found a woman to lead me on the right path.

But there is still hope.

Do you believe?

- Coco ... - Who is?

- Miss Lisa? - You were? You scared me.

We keep meeting, in this greenhouse ...

What are you doing? Like you were tired?

Yes, but I wanted to take a deep breath.

Yes, a little air ...

I know what you're thinking.

You think I'm your father's mistress. Isn't that right?

Don't worry. You don't have to hold me accountable.

Do you remember?

Yes, but I would like you to understand, for the sake of the truth.

I met your father one night in Milan, in a club.

He invited me to the dance.

Hwe was drunk. He made advances to me, but nothing happened.

After that, He called me to apologize.

Of course, I can believe you.

But I don't understand why do you know so much to know the thing ...

Because you're nice to me, you're ... good and I don't want you to judge me wrong.

I apologize for what I thought.

What did you think?

Don't you have the courage to tell me?

Lisa?

It's me, Hercules!

Father! I got it!

- No, Mario. - You were waiting for him here!

- I left. - No, it's not what you think.

Run away, he's waiting for you. A good evening.

Good to be. What, do you have something to say?

"Ubi pater, son ceased." [Where the father is, the son stands aside.]

What's bothering me?

Lisetta! I've been looking for you all day.

As soon as I heard your voice, I ran away.

- Are we going to the page? - Sounds a little cool to me.

I'm warming you with my body. I'm called the "porn radiator."

It's good!

- I'd rather go home. - Yes, it's better.

So, no one sees us anymore.

We'll be under a blanket, two bodies and one heart.

I'll come in my red pajamas let's make a night of Hell!

I'll bring you some caviar, we'll do Champagne with Kama-sutra.

Okay, I'm gone.

Where's the porter?

- I sent him home. - To home?

- Who allowed you? - Me, I'm the deputy director.

What the? Deputy Director?

- Yes. - No, it doesn't work that way!

- What the? - Who told you?

The director, an hour and 25 minutes ago.

Did the owner appoint you deputy director?

I'll talk to him. We'll see how it goes.

Go home. Tomorrow morning, we'll see.

And if not,

you can be sure that you are unemployed!

Cretin hell.

Believe it or not.

I do shit!

What the?

Who?

- Was that so, with my wife? - I devised something ...

Thanks.

You will do me another favor.

- With ice! - With ice?

Yes what?

Champagne!

Here it is, I have it!

- Thank you. - Face 20,000.

20,000?

- Put it in mind. - Good.

That's your job ... The biggest whore ...

You're a dragon, with a donkey ... I'm coming to make you ...

What's the time'? God, how late it is!

- Sorry. - You don't have to.

- You, you! - What?

What's up, sounds busy?

- The beautiful and fat doll! - What the hell do you want, leave me ...?

I recognized you. You disguised yourself as a man.

Oh my God!

What the hell do you want? I do not know you.

Leave the bottle!

The champagne is mine!

It's open!

In your health, beautiful and fat doll!

- It's gone! - How?

- It's gone. - There's more champagne!

How is it gone? It was full.

- Eh! - Wipe yourself, you're wet.

Get yourself a wipe! Get in me!

Wait for me here. I'll be there in a moment.

Another 20,000 pounds.

Calm down, calm down.

Ah, I got it. Calm.

- 40,000. - What, has the price gone up?

Yes, VAT.

Put it in mind.

What a beggar ...!

- The beautiful and fat doll! - Enough!

- Another bottle? - You can't!

Fuck, you bastard, I'm cracking your head!

And the same! And I have to go and come!

It's uncovered again!

To your health, beautiful and fat doll!

- It's gone. - It's gone.

How come you don't run?

- Eh! - Eh!

- Take two champagne showers. - Two bathrooms.

Take two more and you, in p ... me. Coming.

I'm not moving from here.

All of you?

- Cost much. - Take care of your ass.

- But does your wife know? - No.

What if she found out?

Oh, my hair, oh!

You want to fool me, don't you?

- I'm helping you goalkeeper. - Well, I am.

- I'm making you general manager! - Good. Here you go.

Wait a minute! 80000.

- Is it expensive again? - We also have royalties.

It's ultra-fresh.

80, plus 20 before, 100 and with 40, I make it 140.

140. Na, 200000.

- Will you give the rest? - Wait a minute ... 10 ...

And 20. That's ... 20,000!

I'll take them. You still owe me 180,000.

- Do you have something to say? - Yes.

Thank you, sir.

What to do?

He told me he was coming to me. He's not here yet.

Maybe he's busy.

- I'm not undressing now. - Why? Maybe it would be better.

- If you do it, it can be a miracle. - Do you really think so?

Are you afraid? If you do the right thing, you twist it on your fingers.

Let's hope so. I will do everything I can ...

- The beautiful and fat doll! - It's a nightmare, from now on ...!

Fuck you! Leave me alone! I'm the owner of the hotel.

Let's dance!

Hercules! What are you doing? I've been waiting for you all night!

This drunk believes me a woman.

- Who is he? - How should I know?

How can you afford it? Do you know who he is?

- He's my man! - It's my half!

Don't raise your voice in front of my wife!

- What's yours? - My love!

From now on, ready. He's my man!

How dare you touch me?

- She's going to bleed! - No!

Break everything!

God, I'm dead! With so much blood spilled ...

It's champagne, it's good.

- No, good luck. - Come on, I have to talk to you!

Don't leave, doll. Do not leave me!

- I forgot my cigarettes! - I'll still have you ... at all costs.

You bastard... to betray me with transvestites ...

I want to talk to Mr. Cubetti. I don't have time to waste.

Okay, General.

- I'm a Lieutenant! - All right, Captain. I'm calling him.

Don't believe it! It's like everyone has a fire in their ass!

What is it now? And you, are you crying?

Thank God that you are still a porter!

Don't poke your nose!

Look at Monsignor and escort him.

- Hello. - Good morning, monseigneure.

Are you waiting for the boss? Come after me.

You, wait here.

- Who is it? - It's me, Mario.

What do you want at this hour?

I want to talk to you.

Why so fast? Is it so urgent?

Excuse my outfit, I had gone to bed.

Pricep. It must have been a tiring night.

If you came to tell me nonsense or wickedness,

you'd better not bother to come.

I came because you are my French teacher. Don't you remember?

Very well. But you should remember that, too.

If the lesson is so urgent,

I'll change and come to you immediately.

I wanted to ask you about the meaning of some French words.

If that's all you want, let me hear.

"Liar", what does it mean?

Liar. Anything else?

-"Attractive." - Amazing. Something else?

"Falling madly in love."

Falling madly in love. Keep going.

Well, what else do you want, Lisa?

You're driving me crazy.

I love you.

I thought you hated me.

Mario, it's not possible. And you know it well.

You're right, so far,

I acted like an idiot.

- Hello? - Hello, baby.

- Hi, were you? - Why are you so cold?

No nothing. It's just that I can't talk right now.

Why? Is there something wrong?

- No, everything's fine. - Well, is anyone with you?

That wouldn't be ...

Don't you talk?

Yeah ... There was a maid here, but she left.

Hello sir. Did you sleep well?

Stop rubbing my head. Where's the bathroom?

- The Monsignor is waiting for Madame. - Yes, she's coming now.

Hear...

- Did you see the teacher? - I think she's in her room.

Oh, I was going to forget ... The tax office has come.

OK, I'll call Rome.

- No, I mean he's here! - Leave me alone with your nonsense.

- From the tax office ... - Enough.

As you wish.

- How was it? - I didn't have time to talk to him.

You had to discourage him.

No, it seemed to me that he had good intentions.

It seemed ... You don't have to lose weight!

But the situation is delicate. He wants to sleep with me!

And what are you waiting for? Go. You're a great woman.

With your secret weapons ...

I'm going to bed, but only with whom I want!

Lisa? You hear me? Hello?

- Were you waiting for me? - You can not!

After a night of shit, we will recover in the morning.

- Why not? You deserve it. - I'm on top of the excitement! I'm making you.

But wait a minute. I have work to do.

- I'll be right back. - I'm already "on the slice"!

How fast are you coming ...

What an oath of love ...

No, with them down, it's better.

It's better to pick them up.

- What a thick voice you have! - All the better to speak to you.

Ready, get dressed!

- And what big hands you have! - All the better to caress you with.

You are my wolf, and I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

Leave me! I'll show you the hotel!

I'd look like a bitch with these handcuffs!

- What happened? - Call a cardinal to the pope.

- Where can I get it? - From his residence!

Are you going with them? Don't worry, I'm here.

I'll take care of everything. Go quietly.

Hello, monseigneure.

- Hello. - Good morning, madame.

I have to give you news ... bad news.

Oh! No... What is it about?

A piece of land belonging to the Curia.

The monseigneur can sell it And make it a holiday village.

Unfortunately, it is not possible.

I thought again. Approval is required from the bishop.

There are also parish associations ...

We arrange it. You killed 10%.

Well, if that's the case, safe, for charity ...

Very well. Let's clap.

I'm going to the office to prepare the contract.

Thank you, Monsignor. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Madame ...

What a man...

- Mario? - What is it now?

I was looking for you. Why did you run?

Ah, because I carried myself?

You still have the audacity to ask me. After you gave me a headache.

You disgust me.

I wasn't talking on the phone with your father.

No, it was one that interested you. That's why you couldn't talk.

Maybe he was your fiancee?

Now, it's gone.

Ah! No? All the better.

Now you can fuck around ... with any boss you want.

Is it really possible to behave like a sparrow?

Maybe I'll fall, yes you are a whore!

Curve!

Bravo!

My potato, how are you?

I should put your skin on.

Why did you hide my Bellavista business?

Yes, this time, I forgive you.

By the way, the matter with the bishop ...

I signed the contract. The holiday season will be over.

Coco will be the new director.

We are better!

And don't worry about your boy.

I put my belly on the book.

I won't leave him for a moment.

Well, potato, we will come to see you again.

Goodbye, boss!

Courage, Dad.

Five years ... they pass quickly.

Goodbye sir.

Let's go, Coco.

You are right.

You bastards! Five years, pass quickly!

Damn you, you bastards! I'm eating your hearts!

- I'm breaking your bones! - Calm down.

They destroyed my family.

Let me kill the dwarf. I'll kill him and come back.

Come on, calm down ...

You have to be calm.

What do I look like?

Sorry, Mr. Guardian.

Who else is this?

You know you have a friend in the cell ...

- An intellectual BOMBIST. - An assassin?

No, he's a good boy. He's crying because he's lost his wife.

You know how women are ...

They are whores.

The bombist?

Do not be sad.

You were just talking to my wife's whore

who betrayed me with a dwarf so small.

I dedicated my family life!

What a mess, that's life today!

It would be even better here.

And I can't find my doll.

- You? - No!