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And bon voyage.
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There we go.
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Couldn't you at least put it in a glass?
You got foam in my bubbly.
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Oh, I'll bet you two are so excited. I
can hardly wait.
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14 hours from now, we'll be in Hot
Coloma, the island of romance in the
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Caribbean. Here's my present. Open it.
Oh, Felix, you don't have to buy me a
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present. That's what friends are for.
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Oh, silly.
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Look at this.
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Water purification tablets.
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Air -sick pills.
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Bismuth and Paragon.
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Just my way of saying, have fun, kids.
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I'm all choked up, Felix.
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Well, I have to go in my kitchen and see
what's cooking.
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Me and my crazy sense of humor.
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You're going to miss that crazy sense of
humor.
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Calypso, a man named Oscar took his
sweetie Nancy on vacation to D .C.
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You've got to forget that you're a
doctor for the next week. Don't pack a
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stethoscope. Everything I'm packing has
a lace on it. I'm going to forget about
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the hospital and about Mrs. Perkins'
gallbladder. I'm just going to lie in
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sun and dance to those calypso rhythms.
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Yes,
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it
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is, Dr. Cunningham.
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No, I can't. Absolutely not.
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No, you'll have to get somebody else.
No,
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I'm going on vacation.
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That's serious.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Do what?
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I can't go.
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On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked
to remove himself from his place of
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residence.
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That request came from his wife.
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Deep down, he knew she was right, but he
also knew that someday he would return
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to her.
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With nowhere else to go, he appeared at
the home of his friend, Oscar Madison.
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Several years earlier, Madison's wife
had thrown him out, requesting that he
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never return.
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Can two divorced men share an apartment
without driving each other crazy?
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The Odd Couple was filmed in front of a
live audience.
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What are you doing?
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You'll mess up your room.
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She can't go. She gets a phone call, she
can't go. Well, that's not her fault.
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Have some cocoa.
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She didn't ask for that phone call.
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That's not the point, Phoenix. The point
is I planned and I arranged for this
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trip. I can't change my vacation.
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All goes up in smoke because somebody
got a bellyache. Sit down, Phoenix.
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Where?
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Oh, please. Not while I'm trying to eat.
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You know, I'm going to go on this
vacation anyway.
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You won't have a good time by yourself.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Bum around for a week?
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You know what I'm going to do?
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There's a girl on the fire wing that
would go if I'd ask her. The one with
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overbite? Yeah.
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You don't want the overbite. You don't
want crazy Rhoda Zimmerman. You want to
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go with Nancy.
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I know, but she doesn't want to go. She
can't go.
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I mean, I don't have to go on a vacation
with a girl. I can go with...
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Well, that's what occurred to me. No.
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Why? Why?
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How would you like to go to Haka Loma
with me?
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Oh, gee. We'll have a lot of laughs. I
can't. It's just impossible for me. I'm
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too busy writing. Why? I'm offering you
the chance of a lifetime. A real
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vacation for you. Oh, here it is.
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Look at this, Felix. Look at this
brochure. What do you see?
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Mayonnaise.
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Under the mayonnaise is a lagoon.
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Fishing, swimming, dog races,
excitement, thrills, beauty, unspoiled
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paradise. Gee.
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It's nice, all right.
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I love that Calypso music.
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I've got bongos in my blood.
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You know, you don't want me to go with
you. Oh, but I do want you to go. I
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really do. And you can push your
projects back a week. No, no, I've got
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appointment. I've wanted to go here for
such a long time. My shoes will be ready
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Thursday. This is really important.
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I don't want to go alone. As a buddy, as
a friend, I ask you to come with me.
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Well, if you put it like that, how can I
refuse?
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Oh, great, Felix, you will have a
marvelous time. And you don't have to
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the room. You don't have to pay for the
airplane. No, sir. No, sir. Felix Unger
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pays his own way. And Oscar Madison
never forgets a favor. Just to show you.
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A pack full. Oh, good. Okay.
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Oh.
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I guess I forgot to unpack from the last
trip.
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What's this?
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It's your Christmas present. I forgot to
give it to you.
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Merry Christmas.
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What is it?
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Assorted cheeses.
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ghastly. It was awful.
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Well, the cab ride wasn't so hot either.
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You know why? It was the same guy
driving the cab.
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First he flew the plane over, then he
took us over in the cab.
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I was wondering why he was wearing the
helmet and the gauntlet.
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I thought it was the Red Baron.
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Where is he?
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He's getting our bags. I think he's also
the bellhop.
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calm as a cucumber.
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We made it again!
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Money!
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Money! Baby!
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Waiting for you.
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Baby, you made it back safely again. Did
the wing stay on? Oh, the wing.
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The wing fell, but I fixed it up again
with a little wire.
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Do you fly many people over here?
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Most of the people that come here, they
come by boat. I don't know why.
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some of the curio shops, huh? Oh, I
don't want to do that. Hey, you want to
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fishing? Yeah. Great.
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Okay. As soon as I take a shower.
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You're going to take a shower to go
fishing?
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I'm grimy from the trip.
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Aren't you going to unpack?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, come on, Felix. I'm on vacation.
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You're right. I'm going to relax. I'm
going to have a good time. You know
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something? I'm glad I'm here. I'm glad
you're here, too. Oh.
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Hey, why don't I go downstairs and rent
us a couple of bikes? Then we can ride
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around. See what the place is like? Good
idea. I'll unpack for you.
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Felix, I've got something I want to talk
to you about. Yeah? What?
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Well, I just got a call from Nancy.
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Ah, Nancy.
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Yeah. She's got somebody to take her
place and she's coming down.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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When's she getting here? Tomorrow.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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What do you propose to do? Well, I guess
I propose to be with her when she gets
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down here, Felix.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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What do you propose to do with me?
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Well, that's a tough one, Felix.
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You asked me to come down here. You
begged me.
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And now you want to shove me aside.
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Uh -huh, uh -huh.
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What time does the plane leave?
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It's 8 o 'clock.
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The schedule says we're supposed to take
off at 8. Ah, well, there may be a
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little delay tonight, monsieur, due to
circumstances beyond our control.
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What circumstances?
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Well, the...
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your safety belt.
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spend the night?
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In the lobby.
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Where? I slept in that wicker basket
over there.
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Dreamed I was a cobra.
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Why did you do that? You knew Nancy
wasn't coming until tonight. Why didn't
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come up to the room?
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All right.
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So I'm glad you're here anyway. We got
the whole day to ourselves before she
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comes. We'll go to the museums. We'll go
to the doctor. We'll have a lot of fun.
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Oscar, you are the world's most naive
man.
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Who else would buy a package tour of
Devil's Island.
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Hockaloma, gateway to the Caribbean.
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This is a disaster area.
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Even crows don't stop here.
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Come here, I want to show you something.
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Look at this.
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What is it? This is the Hockalomian
Museum of Art, founded in 1968.
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Three rocks and an arrowhead.
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These are the dog tags of a lost
kamikaze pilot.
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here after the war and is now governor
of the island.
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Governor Moto.
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All right, so it's not the Guggenheim.
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We can still go to the dog track. I'll
teach you how to bet.
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The dog died.
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The dog died?
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There were two of them. One died.
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The other one's in mourning.
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Moped around all day. Hasn't touched his
food.
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Which probably saved his life.
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a good time and pout, or you could try
to have a good time. How? How? We could
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go over and visit the... No, we can go
and see... Gee, it sounds thrilling the
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way you describe it.
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Well, if you'd stop being the ugly
American, you know, you wouldn't have to
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alone. What about Monique? I hear she's
Miss Hocolomian.
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Since she was 14.
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Forget about it. She's soft on Pepe. She
likes daredevils. She must have
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friends. There must be other girls on
the island. Sure. If you want to climb
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over a convent wall.
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Enjoy yourself.
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You take the high road, and I'll take
the low road.
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Actually, it doesn't matter which road.
They're both dirty.
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Goodbye, Elsie.
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Where are you going?
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I don't know.
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But let it be on your head.
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Let what be on my head? Well, I thought
you were bad as a roommate. You're
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terrible as a tourist.
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The governor of this island, Governor
Moto, brought me across in a Japanese
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sandpan. You know, he was once a
kamikaze pilot and he loves to crash his
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into the dock.
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Coming through.
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Oh, hi. Hi, Felix. Nancy, how are you?
Nice to see you. Oh, you enjoying
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yourself? Yes, yes.
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It's nicer this way, no one breathing
down my neck.
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Mr. Chair, I think you forgot somebody.
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No, somebody forgot me.
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Hi. Well, hi there, Felix.
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Did you have a nice day?
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Wonderful.
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I guess there's not a sight in town I
haven't seen.
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It's amazing how much territory you can
cover when you're alone.
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Oh, have you had your dinner yet? No.
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Oh, boy.
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Never mind.
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I'm not going to join you.
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I'll eat by myself out on the porch. I
don't mind.
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For a minute.
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No, thank you.
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I see that you're both enjoying your
wine.
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I'll have a drink at the bar.
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You know, it does you good to be by
yourself sometimes.
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Food for the soul.
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Here it comes.
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I went down to the wharves and watched
the fishermen go out.
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I thought maybe somebody would ask me to
go fishing, but everybody was already
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paired up.
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I started to strike up a conversation
with the man at the filling station, but
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he didn't speak English.
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Just Yankee, go home.
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What were you doing at the filling
station?
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I had a flat on the bike.
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I ran over my cameras.
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How'd you do that?
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A tarantula ran me off the road.
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Felix, come on. Stick with us. No, no,
no, no. I'll just have a quick bite, and
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then I'll go and catch the village
movie.
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It's been years since I've seen Hopalong
Cassidy.
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You two enjoy yourselves. I see you're
having a good time. Don't worry about
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I'm having a ball, really.
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Isn't it wonderful how he covers up his
unhappiness?
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The least we could have done is ask him
to join us for dinner.
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But he's doing it on purpose.
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Besides, you feed him once, you'll never
get rid of him.
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banana dragon, please.
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May
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I
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join you?
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time, Brad.
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Showtime!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the club Akaloma
presents music for your listening and
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dancing pleasure.
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Flood and sweat!
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Picture of Gloria, my ex -wife.
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Yeah. There goes my ex -friend.
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Felix, would you like to take a walk
with us along the beach? I saw that.
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on your good time. Enjoy yourself.
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Listen, little man, come on, will you?
Let's go take a walk. Let's enjoy the
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ocean, the moon. It's a romantic
evening.
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Well, Oscar, look at him.
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I know, the last of the red -hot
martyrs.
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Now if I see an ocean, I'll want to
drown myself.
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I got an idea, honey. I got an idea. Sit
down. I'm going to fix this whole
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thing. Sit down.
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Are you sure you want this?
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He bids the ruddy cup.
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None of my friends sing with the
orchestra. Just one number. But Mr.
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sings? Oh, he sings great. He loves
Calypso music. He studied with Harry
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Belafonte. But I'm sorry, Mr. Mendicino.
You see, the trouble is, he's not
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professional, eh? And what is the crowd
going to say?
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Crowd? You couldn't get a good checker
game going here.
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Well, I'm sorry, really, senor. Believe
me, I am sorry, because this is not our
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usual policy.
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way, Oscar.
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Don't sulk. I got a big surprise for
you. What?
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You sold my luggage?
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I talked to Pepe and he's going to let
you sing with the band.
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Oscar, don't toy with me.
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I wouldn't toy with you. I know how much
you love Calypso music.
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I know how you love to sing.
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Well, I haven't rehearsed anything. I'm
not prepared. That's all right. Go do it
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now. He's going to announce you. Now get
ready. This doesn't change anything,
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Oscar. You've still done a terrible,
terrible thing.
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I'm Jesse Skolnick. Who are you?
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Ringo Starr.
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You know what my philosophy of life is?
Tell me I forgot.
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Find out what you like in life and drink
it.
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I'll buy that.
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Tonight we have a special surprise for
you.
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We have a director from New York with
our greatest expense.
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A wonderful, fantastic singer who's very
good too. Mr. Felix Unger.
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He also studied under Harry Belafonte.
Harry Belafonte?
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I've heard of him. You know him? Very
good.
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See your feet?
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I'm good.
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Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen. Good evening. Very glad to be
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I suppose you're all interested in the
origins of Calypso.
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Calypso actually was a sea nymph
immortalized by the great Homer in his
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Odyssey. Say it again, Harry.
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Sir, if you're a native, please stay. If
not, please leave the country.
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his best friend.
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If the rules were reversed and Gloria
was coming down here instead of Nancy,
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would you have tried to dump me?
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In a minute.
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You know, we're lucky this happened in
Hockaloma. Other places have jails.
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Boys, it's all worked out.
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Pepe's not mad at us, but he asked one
favor. Oh, what's that one?
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Oh, mine!
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Yes, sir!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous...
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