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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

MAN: (SINGING) They can climb great heights to do what's right

The Spidey team is on the scene

Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls

The Spidey crew do it all

They're your friendly neighborhood spiders

And their teamwork can't be tighter

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go

Hoo-hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his friends

They're your friendly neighborhood spiders

Whoa-oh

Hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go

Hoo-hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his amazing friends

GHOST-SPIDER: Journey through Zola.

And that should do it.

The set is ready to swing.

And the clubhouse is good to go.

I'm sorry, Spin and Ghost-Spider.

Looks like I made a mistake.

The clubhouse is supposed to go over there where the swings are.

GHOST-SPIDER: No problem. We'll just move it.

(BOTH STRAINING)

SPIN: Whoa! That's heavier than I thought.

- Ha-ha! Hey, you two! - Need some help?

- Oh, hey, Wasp! - Hi, Ant-Man.

We sure could use some help.

We need the swing set and the clubhouse to switch places.

SPIN: But they're really big and heavy.

Yeah, way too heavy for just the two of us.

Hmm...

Now, what shall I do today?

It must be something as amazing as I, Zola the Great!

- SPIN: So, anyway, that's the problem. - Huh?

You two think you could help us out?

Pesky superheroes at the park.

What are they up to?

Well, the four of us could try to lift this big equipment,

But you know what would make it easier?

Shrinking it all down teeny tiny!

And you know what that means.

BOTH: It's shrinking time!

One Shrink Disk comin' up!

GHOST-SPIDER: Wow, that's a great idea.

Yep. It's so small

I can pick it up with one hand.

Sometimes, you just got to find a whole new way of looking at a problem.

Now, for a Grow Disk to make this swing set big again!

What's this?

A disk that makes you grow?

I could be a giant!

And a giant Zola would be an even greater Zola!

Ooh, I must have it!

Now for the clubhouse.

Aw!

Look how cute and tiny it is.

Now time to put you where you belong.

Okay, let's turn this tiny clubhouse into a big clubhouse!

How about we make me big instead?

- (ALL GASP) - SPIN: Zola?

Yes, it is I, Zola the Great!

And I have devised a plan to put this disk

directly into my robot body.

I shall grow to tremendous size.

Oh, no, you won't!

Oh, yes, I will!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(BOTH STRAINING AND GRUNTING)

Look at me!

So big and tall!

And you're all so puny in comparison.

(WASP AND ANT-MAN GASP)

WASP: Follow that robot! ANT-MAN: Oh, man!

He was a big problem before.

Now he's a huge problem!

I'll get Zola back down to size with a shrink disk.

Huh?

(CHUCKLES)

Hey, that didn't work!

Because I plugged your precious Grow Disk

right into my circuits!

As long as it's inside my robot body,

I'll be giant-sized forever!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

SPIN: This is gonna be harder than we thought!

I think you're right.

Look how tall I am!

I'm even taller than these buildings.

Oh! Wait a second.

That water tower is taller than me!

Oh, I'll show you, water tower!

SPIN: Oh, no, no, no!

It's going to hit that cafe.

(GASPS)

Don't worry, we got you.

- Ah! - (CLINKS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

GHOST-SPIDER: Wasp, coming at you.

Got it. Over to you, Ant-Man.

(GRUNTS)

Phew.

That's more like it.

Come on!

Look at me, everyone! I'm really, really big!

SPIN: Oh, man!

We have to find a way to shrink Zola back down

before he wrecks the whole city.

But we can't shrink him while our Grow Disk

is plugged into his circuits.

GHOST-SPIDER: Well, what if we unplug that Grow Disk from his circuits?

ANT-MAN: That could work!

GHOST-SPIDER: Look at his back!

There's a compartment with a door!

You mean go inside his giant robot body?

Count me in.

Um, can I get a lift?

Grab on! I'll swing you up.

Phew, thanks.

- (STRAINS) - (GRUNTS)

Oh! You think you can tower over me too, satellite dish?

I'll put a stop to that!

SPIN: Wasp and I will stay out here to keep people safe.

Into the giant robot body we go!

Wow, look at this place.

Where do we even start?

We saw Zola put the Grow Disk into his head.

That means we should probably go up to get to his head.

I'll use my webs to get us up there.

- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - Whoa! Or not!

Something's frying my webs.

It must be the electricity from those circuits up there.

GHOST-SPIDER: We'll have to go through these obstacles and find another way up.

Right, uh, as we're getting past those

spinning, very sharp-looking gears,

I'm thinking maybe we go find a long metal pole and, you know,

stick it in there, uh, somewhere.

- And then... - I can jam the gears with webs!

Or you could do that.

Off you go, satellite dish!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(GRUNTS) Oh!

GHOST-SPIDER: It's working! ANT-MAN: Nice one.

(STRAINING) Hey, what's wrong with my arms?

I can't move them!

- Look! - I wonder what happened.

Maybe Ghosty knows.

Hey, Ghosty, what's going on in there?

Zola's arms got stuck.

I webbed up some of his gears.

Maybe that jammed up his arms!

Say, uh, how confident are you that these webs are going to hold?

They'll hold long enough if we move fast.

Fast? That's my favorite speed.

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

- (GHOST-SPIDER GRUNTS) - Thanks.

GHOST-SPIDER: Just in time.

Huzzah! I can move my arms again!

Bye-bye, satellite dish!

- Whoa! - SPIN: There!

It's out of his reach.

We need to get Zola out of the city before he wrecks more of it.

I have an idea.

- Hey, Zola! - Huh?

You know where you're way taller than anything?

The waterfront.

Oh! You're right.

Everything's so low and close to the water.

I'll be able to look down on everything!

I am off to the waterfront.

Okay. That's a whole lot of pistons, and we've got to get through them.

Hey, this reminds me.

I was inside a clock once with pistons just like this.

I almost got smashed.

How did you get through them?

Well, the clocks got me thinking about time,

and that made me think of timing.

All you gotta do is time your jumps carefully.

Ready? Now! Whoa!

GHOST-SPIDER: One down, four more to go.

- Ah! Nice. - (GRUNTS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Last one! Jump!

- (GRUNTS) - Yes!

Hey, there's a light coming down from an opening up there.

Maybe that's the way to Zola's head.

Only one way to find out.

GHOST-SPIDER: All right, my webs stuck this time.

- Let's go! - Ant-solutely!

We did it. We made it to Zola's head.

Oh! And look, there's the disk.

Spin, good news. We found the Grow Disk.

Great! Uh-oh!

Car in the way!

WASP: (GRUNTS) That was a close one.

- (ALARM BEEPING) - Uh-oh!

(GASPS) An alarm?

There shouldn't be anything going on in my head!

An ant and a spider?

Intruders.

What are you doing, crawling around in here?

We're taking back the Grow Disk.

I don't think so.

Hydra Bots!

(GHOST-SPIDER AND ANT-MAN GASP)

Ugh! Seriously?

Protect my Grow Disk.

Protect the Grow Disk! Protect the Grow Disk!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Time to web you up!

(GRUNTS)

Get the spider! Get the spider!

I don't think my webs are gonna stop them.

I'll try a Shrink Disk.

It's shrinking time!

Huh? Ha!

(GRUNTS) Okay. No, it isn't.

Because your precious Grow Disk keeps my Hydra Bots from shrinking, too.

You'll never stop me.

I will be ginormous, forever!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes, the waterfront.

That's more like it.

I'm definitely the biggest thing out here.

And ooh, look!

A little boat!

I want to play with the little bitty boat!

There are people on that boat.

Ghosty, how close are you to getting the Grow Disk?

Because Zola is about to cause some super-sized trouble.

We're trying to get past Zola's Hydra Bots.

They're blocking us from getting to the disk!

Oh, you missed! Missed again.

It's not working.

We gotta try something else.

(HYDRA BOTS CHATTER)

Hey, wait a minute.

Remember what you said earlier, Ant-Man?

Forget the spider. Protect the disk!

Sometimes you just have to find

a whole new way to look at a problem.

How about sideways?

Sideways?

Oh, I see what you mean.

Spin, can you knock Zola on his side?

You mean trip him?

I bet I can if I web his feet together.

That'll knock the Hydra Bots out of the way

so we can get the disk!

We're on it.

(GRUNTS)

I'll web us down, so we don't go flying when Zola falls.

Pretty, pretty boat.

I, Zola the Great, shall have you!

I'll distract him so you can web him up!

Hey, Zola, first, let's play a new game.

It's called Swat the Wasp.

Buzz off, you!

I want to play with the boat!

- (GRUNTING) - Whoa! He's gotten good at this!

Hurry, Spin!

Okay. Yup. Now!

Come and get me, big bot!

Whoa! Whoa!

GHOST-SPIDER: Yes! It's working!

(HYDRA BOTS YELLING)

Ahhh!

(GROANING)

Now Zola's getting back up.

I'll grab the disk!

(PANTS AND GRUNTS)

Got it. Now, how exactly do we get out of here?

The same way this Grow Disk got in here.

Through the top of Zola's head.

Go-webs-go!

You think you can defeat me by tripping me?

Wrong!

Now to play splashy-splash with my Boaty McBoat-boat.

CAPTAIN: Giant robot!

(ZOLA LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Guess what time it is.

ALL: It's shrinking time!

What's this? I'm small again?

No!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS AND STRAINS)

GHOST-SPIDER: It's over, Zola.

We've got our Grow Disk back.

Oh!

Oh, I may be small now, but you'll be in big trouble

when I get down from here.

(STRAINS)

No problem is too big or small for this team.

ANT-MAN: You know it. WASP: Bring it in.

That's right.

GREEN GOBLIN: Villaintine's Day.

Do you think my Valentine's Day card needs more glitter?

(LAUGHS) Always. Your parents are going to love it.

Your parents are going to love your card, too, Miles.

(CHUCKLING) Got to love pipe cleaners, right?

You can bend them into all different shapes, like flowers and hearts.

I hope Aunt May likes the chocolate covered strawberries I'm making her.

Ah! That smells so good.

And it looks good, too.

Need a taste tester?

Not yet. I need to put them in the fridge first

so the melted chocolate can harden.

Like these. Nice and solid.

WEB-STER: Webs up. Spidey alert.

What is it, WEB-STER?

Green Goblin and Rhino are causing trouble downtown.

On Valentine's Day?

Don't those villains ever take a break?

Let's go stop them!

Go-webs-go!

CHORUS: Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man

MAN: Peter, Gwen, Miles!

Webs up, amazing friends!

They'll use their best detective skills

Combine their science smarts

And they'll put their heads together

'Cause they're brave and clever

It's time to Spidey save the day!

Spidey!

CHORUS: Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man

MAN: Ghost-Spider!

CHORUS: Spider-Man, Spider-Man

MAN: Spin!

CHORUS: Spider-Man, Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man

MAN: Webs out!

Henry, will you be my Valentine?

Only if you'll be mine, Ada.

For me? Oh! What beautiful flowers!

And what a beautiful card.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

- Hey! - I'll take your flowers

and that silly card, too!

- Rhino? - Give that back!

Have this card instead. We made it ourselves.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Happy Villaintine's Day.

- (CACKLES) - (GRUNTS) Green Goblin!

(RHINO AND GREEN GOBLIN LAUGHING)

How rude!

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

Happy Valentine's Day.

Got you something.

I got you something, too.

No way!

Apples are my favorite snack, bro.

Mine, too, bro.

BOTH: Cheers!

(BOTH GASP)

Too bad an apple a day won't keep a rhino away!

Yoo-hoo! Have a rotten day!

(CACKLES)

Hey! Watch out!

(YELLS)

Oh, Imelda.

I'm so impressed by the incredible churros you make.

So I made this hot dog just for you.

Oh, Keanu Kielbasa.

You're as sweet as this special churro.

Here. This is for you.

I'll take 'em both. To go!

Hey! Those are our gifts!

Here's our gift! Two pranks!

(BOTH GROAN)

- It's Villaintine's Day! - Yeah!

(BOTH CACKLING)

(STRAINING)

Imelda, are you okay?

Yes, but I'm stuck.

We'll help you out.

Oh, team Spidey! Thank goodness.

(STRAINS)

Rhino and Green Goblin just ran off with our Valentines!

Ours, too.

- They took our card. - And flowers.

And our Valentine snacks.

SPIDEY: That's so mean.

Why would they do that?

I don't know.

But they left this card.

It says, "All your treats look mighty fine.

"Too bad now they're mine. All mine."

What kind of Valentine's card is that?

Green Goblin said it's Villaintine's Day.

TOGETHER: Villaintine's Day?

Hello, citizens.

Valentine's Day is done.

Today is Villaintine's Day!

(BOTH CACKLE)

We stole the whole city's goodies! Every last one.

We've taken them to a place so amusing and fun.

To watch how sad it makes everyone!

We can't let them ruin Valentine's Day.

Yeah, we've got to get people's gifts back.

Well, they said they've taken the goodies to a place so amusing.

And fun.

Amusing and fun.

Sounds like the amusement park.

Let's go check it out.

(GRUNTING)

(GHOST-SPIDER GRUNTS)

SPIDEY: It looks like the amusement park is closed today.

(WIND BLOWING)

GHOST-SPIDER: But check out the decorations on the fun house.

SPIN: Green and black hearts.

I bet Gobby and Rhino are in there.

Let's find them and get those Valentines back.

Valentine's Day is ruined.

We took everything.

Look at this big pile of stuff.

It's huge!

Can I eat a box of chocolates, Gobby? Can I? Can I?

Sure. Give me some, too.

We'll kick back in front of these video screens

and watch people over the city boo-hoo

because we ruined their sappy silly day.

I can't wait.

Turn them on, Gobby! Turn them on!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

- (ALARM BEEPING) - Hang on! Something set off the alarm.

Now what?

Spiders! How did they find us so fast?

Maybe I shouldn't have painted all them green and black hearts outside.

Oh! Well, no matter.

I put in lots of spider traps to stop them.

They won't make it far. (CACKLES)

GHOST-SPIDER: Gobby and Rhino have got to be around here somewhere.

SPIDEY: Looks like we're definitely in the right place.

ALL: Whoa!

GHOST-SPIDER: The floor's falling.

The whole room is spinning.

(STRAINING) And the door is locked.

GHOST-SPIDER: We'll have to find another way out.

Spiders!

How's this for another Villaintine's rhyme?

It's ring-around-the-spiders time!

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

SPIDEY: Look out!

I like candy hearts, but not like this!

(GRUNTING)

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING) Getting dizzy!

SPIN: Whoa! We've got to get out of here.

SPIDEY: Look, there's a door down there. Come on!

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)

ALL: Whoa!

Green roses with purple thorns?

SPIDEY: Gobby's colors.

SPIN: Yeah. And those thorns, they look sharp.

No way are we going through those.

Huh. I've got an idea.

Yes! We can't go through them.

But there's just enough room to crawl over them.

Ugh! I like the smell of roses, but these smell horrible.

(COUGHS) It's really hard to see.

(COUGHS)

Let's use our Web Spinner Tech.

Go-Web-Spinners-go!

(INHALES DEEPLY)

There. Now, I can't smell anything.

That's way better.

GHOST-SPIDER: And I can see better, too.

(ALL GRUNT)

- Made it. - Yeah!

(GASPS) Look!

There's a door.

Actually, no, there isn't.

It's just painted on the wall.

Rhinos are grey, goblins are green.

You think you're so smart.

But get ready to scream.

(ALL SCREAM)

SPIDEY: (GASPS) It's a trap.

BOTH: That's right, spiders.

And don't even think about escaping.

You're hanging over hot melted chocolate.

One move and I'll drop your whole cage in it.

(GIGGLES)

That's a lot of fudge!

Hey, Gobby, can we watch everybody boo-hoo now?

Ooh! Great idea!

And the spiders can watch, too.

Oh, boy, oh, boy! I need another candy from the pile.

Or maybe two! Maybe three. (MUNCHES)

Those gifts don't belong to you.

They do now. (GUFFAWS)

GHOST-SPIDER: You're ruining Valentine's Day.

Of course we are.

That's our whole plan.

Time to watch how sad everyone is

without their precious goodies. (CACKLES)

How about a stroll in the park?

What a wonderful idea.

I love you, Ada.

Huh? (GRUNTS)

- Race you to the pizza shack, bro. - Bro, you're the best.

Huh?

Oh, Imelda, they might have taken your special churro...

...but they'll never take our friendship.

What? What's happening?

- Everyone's still happy! - After we took all their goodies?

But how?

Maybe Valentine's Day isn't just about the goodies.

Yeah, I guess it's really about showing

your friends and family that you care about them.

SPIDEY: And you like spending time together.

Valentine's Day isn't ruined after all.

Grr. Fine!

If I can't ruin their day, I'll ruin all their goodies.

When they fall into hot melted chocolate,

they're gonna be a hot, melty mess.

Rhino, load the goodies.

Oh, no!

We can't destroy the goodies!

I want to eat them.

Fine! I'll do it myself.

(STRAINING)

(BEEPS)

Stop. I won't let you!

(BEEPS)

- Ha! Oh! - (GRUNTS)

- (ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) - (BEEPING ON AND OFF)

We've got to get out of this cage

before they destroy everything.

If only we could unlock this thing.

I have an idea.

I can use the pipe cleaner on that card.

Remember how I said you can bend pipe cleaners into all different shapes?

- I can make a key! - Perfect.

I'll open the lock.

RHINO: I want those goodies!

You can't have them!

- (STRAINING) - Rhino, look!

- What? - Candy!

Whoa! Where? Where?

(GRUNTING)

Fooled you.

Bye bye, goodies! (LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

The lock is not budging.

SPIN: We can't let the Valentines fall

into the melted chocolate.

Wait, melted chocolate!

That's it. We can freeze it with our ice webs,

just like you did with the chocolate strawberries.

Go-ice-webs-go!

(CHEERING)

Gobble snitches.

What just happened?

(GROANS)

(STRAINING) Yes!

Cold, hard fudge. That's what happened.

Now we're taking all those goodies back to who they belong to.

(GRUNTS) What? No!

(GRUNTS) My goodies!

Villaintine's Day is over.

And Valentine's Day is back on.

I've got to get home to give my parents my card.

And a big hug.

Me too. Adios, amigos.

Bye!

Peter, is it all right to come in?

Yep. I made something special for you, Aunt May.

(GASPS)

Oh, my goodness! Thank you!

These look delicious.

Oh! I made this for you.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Aw! Thanks! Happy Valentine's Day.

I love you, Aunt May.

Oh! I love you too, Peter.

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)