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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

MAN: (SINGING) They can climb great heights

To do what's right

The Spidey team is on the scene

Swinging, spinning, crawling the walls

The Spidey crew do it all

They're your friendly neighborhood spiders

And their teamwork can't be tighter

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go

Hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his friends

They're your friendly neighborhood spiders

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go

Hoo-hoo

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

It's time to Spidey swing

With Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his amazing...

Spidey and his amazing friends

SPIN: The Rhino and the Goose.

Good morning, children.

I'm Wendy Woodward, the city librarian.

Welcome to story time in the park.

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

Today, you're in for a real treat. (EXCLAIMS)

GHOST-SPIDER: Hi, everybody.

SPIN: We're so excited to be here.

(ALL CHEERING)

Ghost-Spider and Spin are going to read us a story.

(ALL CHEERING)

We picked the story we think you're going to love.

It's called The Goose that Laid the Golden Egg.

Ghostie, want to start?

Sure! Once upon a time in a faraway land,

there lived a farmer and his very special goose.

What beautiful day for stealing stuff. (CHUCKLES)

What do I take first?

Maybe that ball. Oh! Or that purse.

It matches my eyes. Hmm.

SPIN: The farmer loved his goose very much.

Huh? Ah, spiders. They'll ruin all my fun.

Hey, what are they up to?

SPIN: Every day, the farmer made sure his goose was nice and comfortable

and had delicious food to eat.

GHOST-SPIDER: And in return, the goose laid golden eggs.

Golden eggs?

SPIN: The farmer sold the golden eggs and bought a big boat,

fancy clothes, and even a castle.

CHILDREN: Ooh!

Wow! Wow, wow, wow. I like all those things.

I gotta find a goose to lay me some golden eggs.

Now, where does a goose hang out anyways?

- (GOOSE HONKS) - Huh?

Ah-ha! There's one.

Here, goosey, goosey, goosey. Rhino wants to play.

(GRUNTS) What? Hey, come back!

Hmm. Catching gooses is harder than I thought.

I know. I need to make a cage so it can't fly off.

Oh-ho! You're so smart, Rhino.

(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)

- (RHINO GRUNTS) - (PLANKS CLATTERING)

Now, that's what I'm talking about. Ha-ha!

Now, where'd that goosey go?

- (GOOSE HONKS) - Oh!

(LAUGHS)

Ha! Gotcha!

(GOOSE HONKS)

Okay, goosey, you're coming with me to lay some golden eggs.

(GOOSE HONKS)

(CHIRPING SADLY)

And the farmer and his goose lived happily ever after. The end.

- (CHILDREN CHEER) - (GOOSE HONKS)

SPIN: Whoo! Is that an actual goose?

GHOST-SPIDER: Yeah, and it seems pretty upset.

SPIN: We'd better see what's up. Bye, everyone.

GHOST-SPIDER: See you next story time.

Kids, let's thank Spin and Ghost-Spider.

CHILDREN: Bye! See you later.

SPIN: See anything?

GHOST-SPIDER: Not yet.

There. Look! It's Rhino!

- (GOOSE HONKS) - Aw! Please quit squawking.

And he's carrying a goose?

He must have taken it from the pond.

We have to get it back.

(RHINO CHUCKLING)

- SPIN: Release that goose, Rhino! - Huh?

No way! It's mine!

(CHIRPING)

Yikes!

CHILDREN: Whoa!

- CHILD: Look out! - What's going on?

- Oh, no! - SPIN: We'll have to catch Rhino later.

Those people need our help.

- Oh! My hot dogs! - (CHILDREN EXCLAIM)

GHOST-SPIDER: Gotcha. You okay?

Whoa! I can't stop!

- Whoa! - (SPIN GRUNTS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Gee, thanks, Spin.

- You're welcome. - What happened?

That's what happened.

The baby goose ran right through the path.

SPIN: Let's go get him before he gets hurt.

Hey, little buddy.

You're really far away from the pond.

Wait a minute. Maybe the goose Rhino took is his mom.

Don't worry, little buddy. We'll bring your mama home, okay?

But first, you need to go back to the pond where it's safe.

- SPIN: There you go. - Aw!

SPIN: Stay right here while we find your mom.

GHOST-SPIDER: Now, which way did Rhino go?

He headed that direction.

If we hurry, we can catch up.

Let's go rescue that Mama Goose.

Go, webs, go!

We lost those spiders.

See, goosey?

I'm good. (LAUGHS)

- Uh... You got a name? - (GOOSE HONKS)

No, I'll call you goosey.

Now go on and lay me some golden eggs.

(HONKS)

(GRUNTS IMPATIENTLY)

No eggs yet?

Maybe I gotta do stuff like the farmer in the book to get those golden eggs.

What'd that story say? Oh!

The farmer made the goose nice and comfy! Oh-ho!

Here's a pillow, goosey. You need something to read?

How about a comic book? I like comic books.

You should be nice and comfy now, goosey,

so go on, start making some golden eggs.

(HONKS)

Aw! Come on.

What do I gotta do to get you to lay me a golden egg?

(GRUNTS) What else did that story say?

Um... Hmm. The farmer fed the goose delicious food.

That's it! You need a snack.

A snacky!

- (GOOSE HONKS) - Don't worry, goosey.

I know a place to grab the best snacks a goose could ever want.

(RHINO LAUGHS)

I think Rhino went this way.

Yeah, me, too.

But I don't see him anywhere.

WEB-STER, have there been any sightings of Rhino around town?

Rhino and a goose were recently spotted heading into a nearby lot.

SPIN: Thanks, WEB-STER. Let's go.

Uh... It's empty. It looks like Rhino left already.

That mama goose must be so sad without her baby.

- (BIRD CHIRPING) - Hey, what was that?

Huh? Wait a minute.

(GASPS) The baby goose!

Hey, little buddy.

He must have snuck into your backpack.

Should we take him back to the park?

If we do, he'll probably just run away again to look for his mom.

(BIRD CHIRPING)

Hey, wait a minute. I think he found something.

Goose feather. Maybe it fell off his mama.

Good job, baby Goose.

You're like a little goose detector.

Hey, maybe he can help us figure out which way his mom went.

I've got an idea.

I'll carry the little guy in this.

He'll be able to see where we're going

and peep to let us know.

(CHIRPING)

And done.

All right, keep peeping!

We'll follow those feathers all the way back to your mom.

All right.

Here we are, goosey.

- The farmers' market. - (PEOPLE SCREAM)

They have all kinds of food here a goose'd like.

GIRL: Oh, no! Rhino!

Yeah. You better run! Rhino's here, and I got a goose to feed.

Okay, goosey, they're gone. What do you want?

Ooh! Do you want a tomato?

Slice it up. Goes great on pizza.

- (HONKS) - Aw! What do you mean?

Everyone loves tomatoes!

How about a pineapple?

No? You sure are one picky goose.

SPIN: Keep peeping, baby goose. Find your mama.

Good job. You found another feather.

They must have gone this way.

- (CHIRPS) - To the farmers' market?

Why would Rhino bring the goose there?

Let's find out.

What about an orange?

Nobody can resist a big, juicy orange. (LAUGHS)

No? Aw! But you haven't even tried it.

I gotta find something to make you lay me a golden egg!

- There's Rhino. - And the Goose!

- (CHIRPS) - (HONKS)

Hey, where do you think you're going?

(GRUNTS AND PANTS)

Whoa! Careful, little buddy.

RHINO: Hey, I thought we were friends.

(CHIRPING)

Gotcha!

Oh, no, you don't, goosey.

SPIN: Let it go, Rhino.

That goose belongs with her baby at the pond.

No way! She's mine until she lays me a golden egg.

- SPIN: Whoa! - Wait.

Did you say a golden egg?

Geese don't really lay golden eggs, Rhino.

That's just a story.

You can't fool me!

I heard you reading all about it in a book.

We're out of here, goosey!

(RHINO LAUGHING)

Hurry! We can't let Rhino get away again.

We did it again, goosey.

We lost Team Spidey!

No one can stop me now.

(GEESE HONKING)

(HONKS)

(GEESE HONK)

Whoa! Look at all these gooses. (LAUGHS)

I should catch them all, too.

I'll have, like, a million golden eggs!

Hey, what's with you goofy birds?

(RHINO GRUNTS IN PAIN)

You can't have goosey! She's mine!

Get off me! Go away!

(RHINO PANTS)

Oh, good, a boat!

(LAUGHS)

You geese think you're so smart. You'll never catch me now.

(CACKLES)

I'll just go full speed! Whoa!

Not that fast! Too fast! Too fast!

(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)

Oh, no! Come back, goosey!

Aw! I lost my golden goose and my boat's full of water.

(GASPS) My boat's full of water. I'm sinking!

Help! Help! Help me, I'm Rhino. I can't swim!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Help! Help!

I've got him. (GRUNTS)

RHINO: I'm sinking! (SCREAMS)

Your goose stealing gag is over, Rhino.

(GRUNTS) Aw, rats!

Hey, I wonder what kind of eggs rats lay.

- (SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) - (SPIN LAUGHS)

Aw! Mama and baby together again.

SPIN: (GASPS) Check that out.

She laid an egg.

There will be a new goose baby brother or sister soon.

And that's better than all the gold in the world.

GHOST-SPIDER: Dog versus Cat.

(LAUGHS) Nice catch, Lockjaw!

Aw! Who's a good boy?

Hi, Ms. Marvel.

Hi. Lockjaw.

Hi, Team Spidey.

Thanks for watching Lockjaw

while I go visit my mom and dad.

Are you kidding? We love Lockjaw.

We're super excited!

Yeah, we can't wait to play with him.

Okay, here's his toy.

He'll probably want to play lots of teleport fetch

and make sure to give him lots of belly rubs.

Oh! And snacks.

Hot dogs! Fresh turkey hot dogs.

(HUMS)

Hey! Lockjaw?

Where'd he go?

VENDOR: (HUMMING) Hot dogs.

You're gonna love these fresh turkey hot dogs.

Whoa! A giant dog. Where'd you come from?

Oh, no! It's the hot dog cart.

Lockjaw likes turkey hotdogs

almost as much as he likes saving the day.

(WHISTLES)

You can't have my hot dog.

Wait. What?

Good boy!

Whoa. He came right back.

Yep. If he gets distracted by some silly thing,

all you got to do is whistle.

- Got it. - Thanks, team.

I'll be back soon. Embiggen!

- GHOST-SPIDER AND SPIDEY: Bye! - SPIN: See ya!

Hey. Let's play some teleport fetch!

Here you go, buddy. Fetch!

(WIND BLOWING)

Uh-oh. That gust of wind took it farther than I expected.

(SNIFFING)

(BLACK CAT GIGGLES)

(BLACK CAT GIGGLES AND EXCLAIMS)

Ooh! Look at that!

Yoohoo! Howard! Over here.

It's so shiny and pretty.

I've got to have it.

Thanks so much for dropping by.

I've got a whole new crate of avocados.

You are gonna love 'em!

- (BLACK CAT GIGGLES) - (LOCKJAW GROANS)

It's so pretty! (GASPS) And it jingles, too! I love it! (GASPS)

(GASPS) Giant doggy? I'm meowt of here!

I've also got tomatoes and turnips and rutabagas and... (GASPS)

That dog is huge!

(WHINES)

Oh, no, my produce stand! And my bracelet.

It's gone.

It must have fallen off when that giant dog knocked us over.

Seriously, what is going on with that dog?

SPIN: Lockjaw sure is taking a long time to come back.

SPIDEY: You're right.

I don't think the wind would have carried it that far.

I'll try whistling. (WHISTLES)

Huh. Ms. Marvel said he'd come back if we whistled.

GHOST-SPIDER: We should go look for him.

There's Lockjaw's toy, but no Lockjaw.

SPIDEY: No, but look at that.

- WOMAN: Oh, no! - SPIDEY: She needs help.

SPIN: Go, webs, go!

GHOST-SPIDER: Hey, we could help you with that.

Oh, Team Spidey. Thank you.

- What happened? - You wouldn't believe it.

A giant dog just came crashing through here.

A giant dog?

That's got to be Lockjaw.

We're sorry.

He's Ms. Marvel's dog, and we're taking care of him.

Well, Lockjaw knocked us down and she lost her bracelet.

But why would Lockjaw do that? He's a super nice dog.

Don't worry, we'll find him and figure this out.

We promise.

(BLACK CAT EXCLAIMS)

I finally got rid of that giant doggy.

He must really not like kitty cats.

But this bracelet was so worth getting chased!

(SNIFFING)

- (BRACELET JINGLES) - (LOCKJAW GRUNTS)

I'm gonna wear this bracelet all the time.

- And... - (MAN LAUGHS)

Now this is what I call dazzling golden perfection.

Tick-tock, tickety-tock! My new pocket watch keeps perfect time.

I will never be late to the museum.

Ooh! I've got to have it!

(GIGGLING)

(MAN HUMS)

Now that looks perfect.

Hmm. What shall I do with the rest of my day?

(GASPS) I could visit the opera or the puppet theater.

Hmm.

(GIGGLES)

Huh? Oh, my! Cans should be recycled.

Got it! (LAUGHS) Whoa!

Yikes! It's that giant doggy!

I'm meowt of here!

(GASPS) A giant dog.

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

Oh, my goodness!

Why, in all my life, I've never seen such a thing.

(GASPS) Wait. My new pocket watch.

It's gone!

- Mr. von Carnegie, are you all right? - Oh, Team Spidey!

Thank goodness.

My new gold pocket watch. It's missing!

This giant dog came bounding out of nowhere.

Wait, Lockjaw? Again?

What is going on with him?

We'll find your watch, Mr. von Carnegie.

But first, we've got to find Lockjaw.

SPIN: We'll be back.

Thank you, Team Spidey!

Hi-yah!

(GRUNTING)

(BARKS)

(SNIFFING)

SPIDEY: Lockjaw?

Lockjaw?

- Lockjaw? - GHOST-SPIDER: Where'd he go?

SPIN: Maybe he's looking for some turkey hot dogs.

Ms. Marvel did say he loves them.

We better keep searching.

- Lockjaw? - Lockjaw?

They must be looking for that giant dog.

And they say he loves turkey hot dogs.

Hmm.

Turkey hot dogs.

Come get your fresh, delicious turkey hot dogs.

They're plump. They're juicy. Mwah!

You're gonna love these turkey hot dogs!

- (BLACK CAT GIGGLES) - Hey, what happened

to all my turkey hot dogs?

(LAUGHS)

Hopefully, that big doggy will like hot dogs more than chasing kitty cats.

(GIGGLES)

(GASPS)

There you are.

(PANTS)

I'm meowt of here.

(SNIFFS)

BLACK CAT: Hi-yah!

(BLACK CAT PANTING)

SPIDEY: Lockjaw? (WHISTLES)

- TEAM SPIDEY: Lockjaw! - Hey, my turkey hot dogs!

That dog took my dogs!

Give them back, doggy. Those aren't yours.

(LOCKJAW WHINES)

Now I got to throw these away.

Wow. Do you think Lockjaw really stole those?

I don't know what to think.

SPIDEY: If he did steal those hot dogs, why didn't he eat them?

Hmm? Something really strange is going on.

- (BRACELET JINGLES) - (BARKS)

(BLACK CAT PANTING)

BLACK CAT: (LAUGHS) Whoo!

(LOCKJAW BARKING)

SPIDEY: There he goes again!

We'll figure this out. I promise!

Aw!

(EXCLAIMS)

(SIGHS) Finally, I got rid of that mean doggy.

And now I can have fun with my pocket watch

and my pretty bracelet! (GASPS)

He's back!

Leave me alone, doggy.

I'm not a real kitty cat.

(SCREAMS) He's after me! (PANTING)

Leave me alone, doggy.

(LOCKJAW HOWLS)

(PANTING)

That was close. (GASPS)

Bad doggy! No! I told you, doggy!

Leave me alone!

Whoo! (GIGGLES)

So long, doggy! You'll never catch me now!

Oh, no! (GRUNTS)

It's jammed! I'm stuck!

- (BUTTON CLICKING) - (GRUNTS)

Someone help me! Help! I'm stuck!

I can't get down!

(BARKING AND WHINING)

SPIDEY: Lockjaw, what's going on?

(BARKS)

(STRUGGLING) Help! Help!

- Look! Up there! - It's Black Cat.

GHOST-SPIDER: I think she needs our help.

It's okay, Black Cat. We've got ya.

Can you let go of your grappling hook?

Yeah, but... But I'll fall.

It's okay, Spidey and Spin will catch you.

You'll be all right.

SPIDEY: We're ready for you.

You can do it.

Well... Okay.

Here goes.

(SCREAMS)

Thanks for saving me, Team Spidey.

You should really thank Lockjaw.

He's the one who led us to you.

This big doggy? He's been chasing me everywhere

just because I look like a kitty cat.

(SNIFFING)

Hmm. Are you sure that's why?

Where'd you get that bracelet?

Um... I might have taken it.

By any chance, do you have a pocket watch, too?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Oopsie-daisy.

(BARKS)

And anyway, it wasn't the big doggy's fault

your stuff went missing. It was mine.

And I'm very, very sorry.

Well, I'm just glad to get my bracelet back.

And I've got my pocket watch.

I'm sorry I blamed you for stealing my hot dogs, big guy.

Come on by my stand anytime, and I'll give you one for free.

MS. MARVEL: There you are.

I've been looking for you all over.

Did you have fun with the Spidey Team?

Lockjaw had a pretty big day.

Ms. Marvel, your dog is a hero.

We love him.

He's just a big sweetie.

Aw!

Well, that's pretty understandable, because we all love him too.

- SPIDEY: Oh, yes, we do. - SPIN: That's a good boy.

GHOST-SPIDER: He's the best!

(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)