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SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND FRIDAY

Saturday

Here I am!

It was about time! Delay 38 ''!

I'm sorry, my sweetness, clock ...

Your tie is the mess.

Watch out! It intersection!

A pimple!

Ma, what are you doing? My chop the view.

No day would xaposteileis ...

... In the morgue ... with these pimples!

Do not smoke the morning - morning, he does bad.

- Surprise! - And another drug?

True miracle!

Where did you get this miracle, sweetie?

They are just sedatives.

Take flash!

Two days at sea become another man!

Closed position in "Delfino di Rapallo"!

They phoned ...

I told them that we there around 2:10.

That is, in 2-3 have we are in Rapallo.

But I will be at 2:10 we are at the hotel, okay?

- We will make it; - Yes, it is sufficient to run a little.

- I do not think. - What do you mean;

You will not make it. With so many lights!

- Green is. - Illuminates yellow! Stop!

- You see? Yellow. - Of course, now lit the yellow!

Why did you stop; Green was!

Sorry, you are right, sir, was green.

But, my fianc�e sees upside down.

What do you want to tell me;

He says you got wrong and we were right!

- So that is how it is; - Yes.

Stop the explanations ...

Tell me what was wrong?

You beat from behind, thus you pay the damage!

It costs more than 100 thousand lire!

- Less... - Give us a check.

Take your first dose.

My head was going to burst.

He wants to say that the mind you the 've in ...

- No, I did not mean it. - Too late...

I will kill you, Stinker.

Not worth discussing with such ...

Would you sue!

And I will come to witness!

With burned as my interpreter!

- Well, what happened? - The hold me!

What's wrong, you have done on you and soiling your pants?

You heard what he said ... Show it!

I do not wear briefs, fouled the my pants! What to show?

ZAIKOTO Japanese ELECTRONICS DELEGATION ITALY

What's Carla?

Refer to Japanese mechanical, Tokimoto.

He was going to come from Tokyo.

We were informed that They will visit us.

Damn him ... Well;

- Comes afternoon ... - What is the problem?

Preparation of the suite and alerted the Public Relations.

Missing two responsible ...

- Then, the Martinez ... - He does not know the language!

- The only good you! - Me? I do not speak foreign!

- Then who to send? - I do not know.

I will not lose the Sabbath I made the tour guide!

My first time I hear this name!

Should think someone else!

Speaking Japanese and be free ...

Someone who cares for the company.

Let's see what we find ...

I ... I found him! The Lamproka!

Better to explain.

- No no! - Only weekend.

When I planned something I would be!

- I'll go by myself! - Do not blame me for it!

But you can to say it now!

There it comes ... Go!

What do you sit? Go and tell him ...

Sorry, I can not meet Japanese!

Ie the company to not to count?

If you get our permission, you will lose your place!

Besides being the only speaking Japanese!

Hurry, come in 1 hour!

Take him know the city!

Okay, sir, will care of it ...

Have a nice weekend.

The hand!

No no... My hand, open the door.

Look not do the same with our stranger.

Wait! Honey, do not leave me! Understand it!

In the station, please.

The plane came, where it 's will be seen.

He will 'yes.

Tokimoto ...

- Zaikoto ... - Zaikoto?

Want to buy one?

- Fuck you. - You and your sister!

Where were you; You're late.

Did you saw anyone Japanese?

First time I come. Nice place!

I'll show you the you do, because it is original!

To open, beats just your hands. So!

The same make and to close ...

There is an extra bed.

To open it, simply blow!

Similarly to hang!

Very useful, especially at night!

The windows do not open, It has air conditioning.

- Sweetheart, I did not know ... - I open air ...

It works! will I close, right?

Great, just to remember.

- I was forgetting the lights ... - What, do you hear anything?

To open the lights do that, look!

So to the extinguish!

If you do not remember anything read the instructions.

- Have a nice weekend. - Also.

With all that you told me not I asked for Tokimoto ...

I did not see anyone. Have fun.

I'll call the sweet I would go with her.

Antenna on the phone ... I do not understand!

I say a bunch of bullshit. But nobody is listening!

It seems not order to work.

Ah nice! What he thought, in his hand was!

Perfect!

- Good morning, Miss Clelia. - Hey, Goustano.

Are you ok;

Not so, with you But I feel comfortable!

Panting!

Missy Benelli, long distance phone call.

For me; Will be my fiance.

- Here go, Miss Clelia. - Thanks.

Front;

Yes, i am fine!

came?

It was not at the airport, for this call.

- Then come here. - What will I do in two hours!

Buy and sunscreen oil, because it will burn.

I will bring a tube brilliantine and vaseline ...

You're awesome!

Wait a moment I open the door.

I expect.

The woman told me that would find someone Lampriken.

You do not speak English;

Yes, but you said wrong name ...

My name Lamproka, not Lampriken ...

Sorry, I'm engineer Tokimoto.

- The architect of the Zaikoto? - Yes, the architect ...

But, you're a woman!

There are women like you?

On the contrary! I'm very happy!

Sorry, I did and waited ...

Not expect such beautiful designer!

I am honored to be your guided tour too!

God helps lovers here!

With a kiss opens the air conditioning!

I'm sorry, I went to the airport, not I knew that you are Japanese ...

Sorry, I understand that angry ...

I was an hour in Customs about it here.

Sweetheart, listen;

What matters is that you came!

This is the apartment for the strangers!

You need to leave now?

No! I'm in public relations! At your disposal!

It's Saturday, and I'm sure...

- So what; - Do not have babies?

- No! - Female?

Neither woman nor babies, I am unmarried ...

Free, you understand?

Honey, where in Being devil;

Sorry, forgot phone open!

Forgiven, I am grave, I do not hear anything!

Still waiting on the handset!

You are still there;

That's it...

With tiring journey, I want to take a shower.

But of course. I do not have it reuse ...

... But there is.

Is the bed, shower, toilet ...

Thanks!

Sorry...

Drugs! oriental Drugs! Japanese!

Special powder, grated for "pinch".

Is or cocaine, or LSD!

Front; Yes, you the Lamproka speaks.

Honey, why have closed;

Cut the phone line!

Well, I heard a woman talking!

Oh yes! Here is ... I mean that the lines are entangled.

- You'll be here in two hours; - I can not come at all!

- Because it's the Japanese ... - That will not come;

He speaks only Japanese, what to do;

Depends on you... Do not worry...

You better spend here, my only ...

There are a bunch of young men!

A money already with siege!

Better for me ... Good fun, sweetheart, I leave ...

Tell me, how are the Japanese;

As usual, with almond eyes.

You want me to come there;

No no! I want to tell you that I should go.

you do not keep malice, hon.

kisses ...

I'm sorry I can not!

- When should a retake; - In a month!

Better to pick me, my sweet.

Better to go to the moon!

But how;

If roufaga little of this very thing!

Very nice it is, with cocaine strengthens!

What's up;

You eat the deceased, the wretched my uncle!

He ate the ashes of My incinerated sulfur.

That ate the ashes dead?

God, I got sick, I thought it was a stimulant.

My father was here.

So I speak a little your language.

His uncle was the brother my father's.

He lived with us in our home.

He was great uncle, You know what Pikelton?

You mean Nat Pikelton, on TV;

No, the butterfly, the Geisha my uncle.

He married, and has children. My cousin.

Before he died, he told me the last wish.

To bring the ashes in his country ...

... And to pour a clean river.

That's why I came here in Milan.

This history by ash It is very romantic.

I'm sick, I duodenal ulcer.

Really, from what your uncle died?

- From OTSI-Matsu. - It's sticky?

- Yes. - Then take them all.

No pills or drugs, poison.

I double ulcer and enlarged liver.

We in East we have drugs in them.

Show me ... show me!

You're very good! As a statue of Buddha!

are family us, but the beach.

With acupuncture You will become Perdika.

It was the right time ...

- Are you in pain; - No, I feel the needles.

This one is for erotic stimulation.

Now I feel like a rhinoceros.

What matters is what you feel inside you.

Very nice! Very excited!

My God, what is what I see?

Go over, now You will not see anything.

There is no violence, put as many want.

You feel stings?

Bites? At all!

They are good!

I wish I could... I like chicken!

You see well?

Yes, perfect! My body It is in ecstasy!

Did you see what I told you ... The Chinese way ...

Now I will go there. You sit and calm down.

Very upsets!

- What is he doing; - Burying her uncle.

Where is the coffin?

There is no. only ash in the container.

Poor Uncle ...

- Thanks. - Please.

And you cried to my uncle!

Yes, I cried for the wretched.

Missy Benelli, Again you call.

- Do not delay much. - No, do not worry.

You are you, hon? THE guy still trying ...

Let the jokes and I work ... I can not do anything!

Me neither! Must see who to flirt!

As if she is his twin brother Travolta!

San Angel is!

- Well, I will retake after. - Nicola ... looked ...

Do you like my dress?

A moment ... I will retake, hello ...

The bastard! The two-faced!

What did I do;

Not you, this My fiance, the liar.

He wanted to pull out of the middle.

Tell me a word, and I I'm going to melt it!

You see? are brothers They will help us.

Great! Will weep bitterly. You'll regret it, go!

Here, the flowers are for you.

For me; Thanks.

Tomorrow I will leave no I want to forget.

I'm sorry that you're leaving ... I will remember You...

chrysanthemums?

Do not like chrysanthemums?

You bring bad luck ... The use at funerals.

- Let? - Yes, let's go.

What happened to you;

Accompany a Japanese. Why do you care;

Make your nest birds, trees.

Fly away.

This dog who did there blame.

- And that the glasses! - Nice gesture!

Nice idea was your friend ...

... To make the Milan parks new settlements with birds ...

- It was poetic! - So this is!

- My congratulations! - Thanks ...

Sorry ... brings good luck ...

Well, 75 canaries, 27 Woodpecker, 12 parrots ...

Two pigeons, make our 753.000 Lire plus tax ...

Flip flop!

This is a traditional shop Milan ...

- Reach, look! - Great, thank you!

- Good appetite! - Thank you!

Hold on to try, "Ears" is.

- What is; - "Ears".

- Cannibals are you? - No, so they say.

It is a dumpling from Puglia.

They use the ears of wheat ...

... Mixed with "Chateau La Fontaine"!

- What? - Water from the tap!

I think ... How to tell ...

Do you like dreams?

Me I like, I dream I'm rich.

I'm a scientist.

Now my little dream is ...

To open a restaurant like this!

"Ears" for everyone!

What we came to do in this tekke?

Do not pay attention nationalities!

You're very sweet man!

You see him Mr. at that table?

- Go bring him here. - Immediately, sir!

- It's your colleague? - No need unstick.

- Okay, I'll be at the bar. - Yes, go to the bar.

Hello, sir!

If I'm not mistaken, you have a appointment this weekend?

Instead of taking care of the stranger, You came here with a woman!

- Let me explain ... - No need!

- Where is the stranger? - Let me tell you.

The girl sitting there is ... engineer ...

... Who came from Japan.

- That there? - Yes!

What beautiful legs!

- So, this is the engineer! - Amazing!

How is the character?

It's wonderful, amazing.

- Did you make plans, right? - No problem!

I changed my mind...

The Japanese would now care I. I was wrong estimate ...

Now that you brought out I have given this ...

- Do I mind if at release? - No, I had no intention ...

Not finished with it!

- I'll give you a baby ... - What baby?

What do you mean, "What baby?" This the baby is an angel!

Loves tummy and bald!

I guarantee you too! What do you think;

Not interested.

- Well, not saw! - I was saying...

- Baby, come here a moment ... - Nice.

baby, Mr. Nicholas will He hangs out tonight.

I'm sorry, I do not go with babies, I like mature.

I'm immature?

No no...

The misunderstanding ...

Do not worry, well figured, come on get lost!

Now Lamproka, rejoiced? Stayed without drinker!

Wrong, I Tokimoto!

- We deal ... - I made no deal!

If you insist, I will make use my status!

First time me was such an opportunity ...

Believe me very nice.

Besides, he leaves tomorrow, so so let us shortly.

- Okay, you convinced me, I'll leave. - Thank you sir.

Must be great girl in charmed, right?

Go to finish your dinner.

I got a good idea. Let's go.

- Where; - In the fridge.

Has all, pheasant, salmon, caviar ... everything!

Me I like mushrooms are good!

Well, get what you want.

- Where is; - In the corner.

Have fun...

- Miss Tokimoto? - Yes.

I'm the manager of Annex to Zaikoto.

Nice to meet you.

- Are you English? - Of course not, I'm Italian.

I wanted to thank you for hospitality.

Do you speak italian; I was very lucky that I found you here tonight.

I can hang out?

There Nikola sitting. Sit there.

You know ... Nikola him happened something and left suddenly.

Why;

Accompanies a refrigerator in Lugano.

Begged you give his regards.

You Nikolas friend?

Something more... We are brothers!

The all share is great Nikola!

Yes, he is a great man!

But he left it?

There was otherwise. Anyway, I came.

I'd like to be your companion tonight!

After we go home wait Nicolas.

- Truth; - You have my word.

I finished, get enough, not leave now?

Why not just lie down here?

You sit here I wait for Nicholas.

Yes, but will slow to turn.

Definitely will be delayed Several hours.

Anyway, if you want friends, I am here.

Will Nikola!

Front;

Front;

Please;

There is, he replied this bitch.

My Lady!

What are you doing;

You want to grab pneumonia?

Are you okay now;

What did you do there; What happened;

Come on, tell me, who in locked in there?

This Stinker will drown!

With closed there to I eat my girl.

He left the bastard to die there!

Kops' the so!

- May I? - For me;

Celebrate with a toast to us!

No, I only with Nikola will celebrate.

Nikola will not come tonight!

You can not rely on him.

Nikola is good and honest, not like you.

I, that is, not I hope?

I live on my own, my dear.

You, old man, thou shalt only to jump.

What? I, Miss, I'm a serious person.

I am tired, go to sleep.

Just a moment please...

You sit here, otherwise you will regret this.

Who the hell is nychtiatika?

You monster!

But, what you what do you want;

Incredible, I I'm perfect!

My God, what did I to happen to me too it!

From here, buddy.

Nikola!

If you knew what I went through, my love!

Finally came back!

Everything okay with the refrigerator?

Ok... How did you learn?

Go to scold nowhere else!

What did the boss me and "eating"?

All night I dreamed!

Your hands are cold!

I must dangle, why else would lean!

- What happened, you found? - In there is ...

Very nice, great!

Otherwise you catch, is not he!

- My God, the Clelia! - The Clelia? Who is she;

Do everything marry me.

Absolutely, and you and the your fiance!

Where is he; Where is this bastard?

What is going on here;

Ma'am, I'm sorry for what happened!

Apologize! And I I do not know how it was done!

To show you my aunt.

He came to see me and now leaving.

I am honored to meet you.

Nikola! This tranny ... is! Kill him!

I will eat your ear!

- Forgot to whom you speak? - No, so I'll eat it.

You locked me in the fridge, right?

Nikola Lamproka, you're fired.

TOKYO Some years later ...

ITALIAN RESTAURANT "The golden ears"

Good then...

"Ears" with broccoli and lobster ...

And our specialties: "Ears" like cat whiskers.

- Sir Nicholas? - Yes.

It's your honorable husband.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! Excuse me.

Hi Dad!

Come home, my husband, quite tired.

Really, you all work no game!

Great!

Sunday

Are you asleep?

It is one-way, idiot!

Why do not you wake up?

Mario, are you okay? What's up, hit me?

I arrived without realizing it!

She fell asleep, and here I am here now!

It was the worst trip I have done!

They all started yesterday. I broke down the pump.

I did three hours to fix it.

Then he throws cats and dogs!

An hour after puncture rubber.

I ate two hours to fix it.

Mario, I told you to fix the spare tire!

Geez, how dent right?

It will cost a lot money to build.

Do not tell me not I want to know.

You ignore?

We want 500,000 lire and we have only 300,000.

We need to find them, otherwise They will get to us.

I was shocked to get it, I'll do my best!

I'll see you later, I go to bed.

I know that you are in, it opened!

As if the lake is here!

Is anybody here;

Oh, a fairy!

- Are you crazy? - I want to die!

Stop it, you crazy?

Leave me alone, please.

I want to die, let with suicide.

Leave me alone!

They blame me too me for an accomplice ...

What are you, in the bumpy sex, or you necrophilia?

I gave the kiss of life.

I do not need it, man, I have strong lungs.

Let me go, I want to kill myself.

For what reason;

What interested my dirty life.

I do not care, but a girl so smart!

And even so beautiful, because an idiot!

Now, as you see, I have my crap.

Let me kill myself, would kill my father ...

You see this picture?

Your father is?

a filthy opportunist, moron!

Camilo Maniani, lawyer and my fiance.

- It's not bad ... - It's awesome, pig!

After eight months I discovered he is married.

She has 5 children and He lives in Monza.

You have no tack cloth and no bucket?

At the warehouse. the bucket of what you want?

Living underneath, and water dripping on my pillow.

I have to sleep. on because of your fiance ...

Miserable this morning I got a telegram.

From where;

From home My, Sicily.

It was from her dad. he wrote: "I get to Mom."

So I told Camilo come here urgently.

You know what I replied the miserable?

"I'm sorry, sweet me is Sunday. "

"I have to stay with my family."

And I hung up! THE My father will kill me!

2 months ago I wrote that we got married.

Now what to say, there was the wedding?

He will kill me!

Tell him that Camilo missing work.

Good idea! Say It has a conference.

A great conference.

Where are you;

What are you going to do; Come back!

I want to die! You leave me?

Why do not you leave?

Why would you kill yourself. Throw this over you.

Labor lost, soon I will kill myself ...

his only me, ENZA ... You are fantastic!

A kiss to my groom ...

- My daughter ... - Mom, you're beautiful!

This is Camilo.

Not look like more than 43! How come;

The way we live!

Come and sit in the living room.

Camilo, you got nice woman!

Honey, you brought good?

Mother, I am very happy!

Rumors that Camilo does not exist.

Seriously; So they said?

If it were true, would He had become carnage!

And the blood will be running river!

Murder of honor!

Why not aboard our after the wedding;

You had "work" with the ENZA, not blame.

What's going on here? Where found all this water?

Do cleaning.

That's why we ... source to purify all.

Mom, I'm going to prepare coffee.

No, no, wait, I will make them too!

Go you!

You made a good impression to my parents.

Will continue for too this theater?

I'm tired, I want to sleep.

What do you want, to destroy everything? I will die!

No, I do not want to die.

Go to the bathroom, the Camilo has everything.

Camilo, you need to hide you.

I'm sorry, I to do that.

- There is no reason. - There, and special!

Regardless with this ... What will I wear, then pajamas?

Right, you're right!

There is a robe Camilo, do you.

Put this.

And thank you!

Great is not?

Set ...

No thanks, I do not smoke!

Where are you going;

Go ... in the kitchen ... yes ... Will I go into the kitchen ...

- What a worthy husband! - Excellent!

Marriage with all of it!

Home Sweet Home!

The key...

Shit!

The window!

It's closed...

Nothing happens, back again.

I'll try here.

- Remains a Miss ENZA here? - A floor below.

Mind going through here?

- Not at all. - Thanks.

I enjoyed, Mario Salveti. Please do not get up.

A mistake I would do, They must descend.

It should be the right floor.

It is locked. The window!

Even your cousin, the Madalena, made them ...

- She married? - No, I gave reason.

I saw the other day church, doll!

It's Sunday, we go the liturgy.

Thank God for your wedding!

I do not come Camilo ...

- Why is an atheist? - No no!

Then, what's wrong? Must come, it is universal!

- Your father is right! - I'm going to say ...

Hurry, because we will be late.

Suspect seems to me, will be communist!

Well, wake up!

What time is it;

My God, you are! Let me sleep!

I am sorry to go out.

Then I go to my house, but I lost the key, maybe ...

Why you searched my pockets?

I thought I would leave and I got it.

- You went through his mind? - Just for a minute!

You know something; I think that You are a cool guy!

Okay, but let me sleep ... I will die!

Sleep after mass.

After the liturgy? What liturgy?

My parents want go to church.

The liturgy received Finally, Go in peace ...

God bless you, in the name of the Father ...

The kit for fundraiser Located next to the port.

What is Camilo sleeping?

Praying for a all kinds of things!

Let's go!

- Let's go home now? - Yes.

- Hey, Sylvia. - You in the church?

It takes no time.

- And with a nice lady! - Which;

- This here, what? - My wife!

- Nice! - Likewise!

Excuse me a moment ...

Sylvia, I can not I explain them now!

Let me, let me say you're married!

But, I'm not ... You do not understand...

I do not care, I get angry But with your lies!

- Trust me, do not know! - Nowhere them!

They arrived and our delicacies!

We made the special for our Camillo!

- You must strengthen! - No, I ate enough.

One bite will not you harm.

I want to try and little of it here.

Please about to run away!

Close your eyes and open your mouth.

Come, Camillo.

Snores!

Bite my little child ... Nice huh;

And some coffee now ...

- Why not; - I want to sleep.

BONELI - SALVETI TRANSPORT

Sleep as much as you want, you will not in one bothered!

I know you're angry with me...

From tomorrow saves, my parents leave.

But tonight?

Tonight you will sleep here, you can not leave.

The morning will say He went to work.

Work did you say? Forgot Carlo! To make a phone call?

Missed me all day from home and ...

There is no one there. But, it's Sunday!

Is that you, Carlo? Talk to me, I'm Mario.

Mario, I thought you died!

Descend down to want, need.

- What's up; - Descend to tell you!

Come! Wait!

What the Kontsetina, how;

"What you John, I had Forever! "is pregnant!

This time wishes be boy ...

... after 8 girls! Understand what you feel!

Camilo, I thought you were asleep!

I went to buy cigarettes.

- I did not know that smoke! - The morning smoke.

- Do not worry, I am. - I prefer my brand.

Thanks, but I see that is the last.

I prefer to go buy.

In'm looking for an hour.

- We must start. - Where are we going;

It is the opportunity of year, we're lucky.

Someone hurry to transfer porcelains! Sanitary ware!

Will pay 200,000 tomorrow pocketing!

Looks sweet man Camilo.

Kitty, but always polite.

ENZA is away the tobacconist?

In the corner, Dad, why?

Go an hour since he went for cigarettes and did not come.

- What's the matter, darling? - Nothing.

Then why not turned yet?

It closed today, He went down to the city.

Jesus Christ!

- He is dead. - No, asleep.

Do you think it is all booths closed?

Reminds me of someone he said to his wife ...

... That go for a walk, and did 12 years!

Such is and your husband!

This met at the church;

North is not, what are you waiting for;

Enough, I can not stand another!

Will I tell all, though You want to kill ...

- How about ENZA? - There is Camilo.

He will be!

What happened to you, Camilo?

Nothing, crashed my car a truck basins.

- Toilet bowls; - Speak clearly!

He had an accident with a truck.

- To go to hospital immediately. - No, Mom, I do not want.

Blind you were there you saw it?

The Camilo Maniaki?

Here it seems everyone is crazy!

Some reason would hit him.

Really, ENZA, what did you go to say just now?

Nothing special.

ENZA, why not go the double bed?

This one is very small for both of you!

The convenient.

ENZA, do you prefer your own room?

You are guests, we we manage.

Then good night's sleep!

Good night.

I think we got to the finale.

- Well, then go. - A moment!

- Take your key. - Yes ...

Thanks, and sorry for all ...

Nothing, as long as You have done your job.

- You lost your entire day. - Does not matter.

You get angry and your girlfriend ...

Anyway will the solution.

- You ate a fist ... - This is what happens ...

- Crashed already ... - I will fix it...

Hey, we might see each other again.

Perhaps then we say something ...

See you...

What's wrong, you will go or not?

Do not worry, after push me, I'm leaving.

What are you saying; After all you did for me?

What you would be grateful?

Come on, do not do the silly now ...

No, I slept a lot in the truck.

ENZA ...

Wake up, turned your lover.

Nice butt did! Huge!

Come and do it! You are mine!

Nikolina ... Nikolina ...

What the hell's going on?

Who are you;

Prostitute! How you dare? at same bed with me!

- I did not do anything! - Misunderstanding done!

I will kill you and two with it Here!

Nikolina, nothing happened!

Are you kidding? I put hand in this pourogria!

So I tell my wife? I'll kill you!

I will kill him! "Jumped" my wife!

What are you saying; Not even know her!

That's my girl. Tell him, ENZA!

- ENZA, says what, my child? - Yes, truth is, Dad ...

Take it, it's own Your task now.

To do what;

This "jumping" the woman , kill them!

No, the pity!

What do I care! If they want be "jumped", let them!

I knew you were good, since I saw you!

Will you tell me what happens?

Who is this in pajamas?

He is the man.

- You married? - Nobody knows, huh?

She married lawyer Camilo Maniaki. Him!

- The Camilo Maniaki me! - Lies!

You hear what he says, Camilo? Answer it!

I am neither Camilo, nor lawyer.

You're not a lawyer?

I was a truck driver, but I lost my job.

That is, neither married to ENZA?

Stop! I'm not married to anyone!

Now I understand...

Whore! Lying with lawyers and truckers ...

Then I will kill you all three! I start from you ...

Stop at last! what do you do with the love of your daughter?

I did with her, you know why;

- Because I love her! - Then everything changes ...

No, this does not change the data.

I leave the house debauchery!

And you will come with me! Let's go!

Not stay a minute more, your daughter to dishonor her.

Well done! That "jumped" where to 'yes, whoever it' s ...

And I lied to my wife to come.

Not invited to come at 6am!

When I needed to, where you've been! You hung up in the face!

I hung up the phone, I'm sorry, Chrysomallousa.

If you tell again so public, will kill you.

Come, forgive me! Ok;

You do not win again easily one girl.

- I can go. - No, do not leave me.

You want to control against me...

Whatever he asked me to I gave it all ...

What can I do all this?

One thing only I, your love forever.

You, however, interesting only my body ...

Damn!

Come now, I will make you a gift.

A true diamond ring!

For you I made a sacrifice, I did not take my wife ...

... Like a fur and I got to you ring!

You know that yesterday I slept with someone else?

No matter, darling.

People are, me I do not mind...

Maybe, but I did not I was given only for one night.

So give him here!

Hi Dad... Hi Mom...

So you throw out then, huh?

After all that I did it for you!

Apartment, furniture, car with chauffeur ...

Right, all are yours and I'll leave them!

- Take and ring! - A moment...

And nightgown for be quits!

Sorry...

These are pajamas my, the I paid.

- Well done! - Thanks ..

Someone gave me something for you ...

But what he says?

Mario to say ...

FRIDAY

Go, Ali, Preparation of the bathroom.

Good morning, Mr. Konstanten, It is 8:02.

Good morning, Amproz, where are we?

Now throw over from the Pyrenees.

We fly at a height of 17,500 feet, speed 537 miles / hour.

When you get to Milan?

In one hour, 4 minutes and 3 seconds.

I want more accuracy!

Your agent from London, sir.

Give my on line 20.

Yes, Thomas ...

The Metropolitan wants ballets next month.

- What do they offer? - Blank check.

He called the double!

Mr Konstanten, the girls good morning you!

Let them enter immediately!

Jacqueline, why be late always, my love?

God, you went totally crazy?

You always do the opposite of the other!

Be late and forget the your obligations.

I wasted myself to teach dance.

I, Amproz, the "queen" choreographers.

Certainly the most famous and more good!

- Why are you wearing? - I have myopia, sorry ...

To put lenses contact, my love!

Okay, enough!

Sorry, Mr. Konstanten, sorry!

Go, girls, where it 's swoop.

"Jumbo Buada!"

Ready your bathroom, Mr. Konstanten.

What happened, Ali, stravokoimithikes?

Did you see any ghost?

- What do you say, Mr. Konstanten? - Whitewashing!

Wonderful, brilliant, Mr. Konstanten!

I wish we were all merry like you, Ali!

But, it is very nice joke!

"Jumbo Buada!" Who would not laugh!

It is more from "pearl"!

And not only "pearl" but Pearl Harbor!

Want to wash your back today?

Sorry to ask ...

NATO, children, come!

This is amaxara!

Why have 13 girls your ballet?

Thirteen is the my lucky number!

I was born on December 13 ...

In 1976 I made the "whore Armchairs ", 7 plus 6 equals 13.

I live at Anglai 12 one plus two equals three.

3 is lucky, stupid! Next question...

How did not you married?

The "whore armchairs" is my family.

They say you deposits in Switzerland.

Instead, the Swiss submit to me!

Enough, enough ... Enough, let us now!

We will give Paperweights konferans later.

What about a nice massage?

- No! - Sorry I'm asking you!

Girls, break! You have 3 your own hours! understood?

Do not get lost, because we have rehearsal.

Which suite you prefer, Mr. Konstanten?

Royal!

- He's the mail? - Yes!

- Today is all? - No, one week.

He had strike, I know, Fronista to you.

Immediately, sir, will take care of it.

- For what; - For everything!

- Nothing for me? - Nothing.

Arthur, give me a fire?

A moment...

I'll I'll light.

I am sorry. Arthur, lit of you.

You are the famous Konstanten!

You got it!

The Real Konstanten?

In person!

- Do I lean? - And of course!

Truth is, passed years, I was about to go crazy ...

Only by thinking, Glows'd fire ...

I would like to have seen your tete-a-tete, the two of us ...

A moment to see My diary.

How about right now?

- Thanks! - In my room...

Damn it, I ate it all!

Thanks, son.

You brought me luck, mega Konstanten!

Flowers for ballet armchairs.

Yes, come give it to me.

Nicely!

Do not worry, I will give Mr. Konstanten.

- But it is for another person. - How?

You mean for a girl ballet?

Yes, for Miss Jacqueline.

- Jacqueline! You saw Jacqueline? - No!

Did you see the Jacqueline?

Something is going on here ... Where is Jacqueline?

- I do not know. - I know where it is.

- Where is; - He went to the bathroom.

Jacqueline!

A! Nati calamity of My life will go crazy!

Jacqueline, Regulation prohibits to get gifts!

I want to know who your sent flowers.

There is no regulation that says something.

He says, however, that should Being a "fluffy"!

And you sit and "Psinesai" in the sun!

- He turned to the hotel! - Shit ...

How many tickets you sold for tonight, Miss?

Sold everything, even and stand-up!

I told you that I wanted to polka with odd numbers.

I will xanametriso, sir.

I think it was perfect, what do you say?

Try even more!

In the second part, Lucy to Watch the "transmitter" of.

Jacqueline is swinging better.

Shit! Buy better, robots for your program!

Dancing is inventing, It is instinct.

Not vromosex!

A moment to look at each other ...

It's called mutiny!

Do not agitate, Sir, calm down ...

If you want, you I do a massage ...

- No! - Sorry I asked.

Girls in Your backstage now!

- You have two minutes for me? - One minute...

Let me show you a number, I did it for 25 years!

- Go on! - Music!

Check the lights on me!

Nice, was not it?

Okay, come on, girls! Join all line!

Well, I can count ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ...

... 9, 10, 11, 12 ...

Missing some, you must be 13!

Jacqueline, everything is! I knew the...

Jacqueline!

- Where did the pornidio? - He left.

- What do you mean "left"? For how long; - Forever!

What do you mean "forever"? He died?

Not married!

- Getting married? - This afternoon!

I bet that would Fred is ...

He who sent her the flowers.

my woe, what will tell Konstanten?

What do you know about this Fred?

It is the boss underworld, very smart.

15 indictments, 15 exemptions the absence of data.

I do not understand! What asks the gangster!

Someday you will understand what is life, Al.

Be careful, sir ...

I heard that this Fred is beast!

I was told that it is dangerous sadist.

Indeed, very worried!

But not for us!

- Fred legesai? - Frank Trampl.

My name Konstanten.

Tell him your boss that I want to Jacqueline.

Okay, I say.

- What is; - Whale oil.

Nice scent!

Boss, someone is out and asks for Jacqueline.

This dog not press here!

Your turn, lawyer.

Who knocks?

It is you, sir, with a cane?

He said: "This dog not step in here! "

I want to see Miss Jacqueline!

Do you prefer to see the "Bertha"?

Do you like killing, huh?

Did you see how great was "Berta"?

What are we going to do; Not nothing happens here!

The Konstanten something you think!

You thought anything, sir?

Let me concentrate something I find ...

- What do you want; - Wedding Gift ...

What in the hell is this?

Nigerian bulb 16th century by Sven.

Put together with the other.

- You will get you? - How much it weighs;

- About a ton. - Bring you into.

Okay, do not worry!

Put down there, left.

What's up;

I thought that shook ...

Take them to guests with attention!

And off your hands!

The road is free, "Bonanos"!

You and I will go from there ...

Now;

You from there ...

Sorry.

You're;

I have a gun in his pocket, turn around and go ahead!

Did you get a chance, right?

Shut up, I'll fill "buttonholes"!

Stop here, now go a little left!

- Well go? - Yes.

Thank you my God, I did wrong!

One wrong move and you got lost!

This marks the In. Robinson!

Still, right?

Got it?

- What happened to Jacqueline? - No sign.

I will go from there, you here!

No, both of us out of here!

Six doors ... Now where do they go?

We have to decide ...

Leave, leave it to chance ...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ...

Is the door behind me? Open it!

What's up;

Take a look, Frank ...

A finger!

I order you to come back immediately to the ballet!

So what you have to say?

What about the theater?

The legend that you got in an unharmed!

The lights, the orchestra suddenly music begins ...

You focus on stage ...

Dancing with the inimitable your style, like a goddess!

Before the music finished applause...

The audience went wild and cheering!

- Jacqueline ... - Fuck you!

Not to imagine You want to escape?

Who is famous Konstanten?

This one!

Right, sucker with blue clothes!

Not keep a secret?

Savvy in my house, with fraud!

Bully one my men!

And push and woman will marry!

I fountarei several river!

Get out!

Listen, Fred ...

The fact that you took the He destroyed unharmed!

Deception by the betrothal!

Understand that you go back tickets?

Those who make me bad pay!

Well, do not sweat your ear?

I have a contract and shake in the air!

Correctly! They are like says the boss!

The Put it in the contract ...

- Do not shoot each other! - Out of here!

Let me give you a tip, Fred?

She and the contract to put them there, you know!

Fred, better avoid the law.

Let's talk with the primary first.

Article No 13.

Let's see...

"If, for any why the contractor ... "

"... Jacqueline Dubois left ballet, the impresario ... "

"... Has the right to require loss of profits. "

- You tie the "donkey" you! - Certainly!

I will recommend you a deal.

To give you a few million.

How about 20 million lire.

How you ask?

Dollars!

I will simply omit Article 13.

Can not.

Can I switch?

Yes thank you.

Forget promotion a gangster!

I will go from here, you from there! No, you here, I from there!

Sweetness, Mr. Fred He wants to see you.

Butcher, awesome chauvinist, pig!

Here you are;

Wait, fop! Quiet, right?

This time will not fail!

Frank never fails!

Take a look behind you to see what is.

With such tales You go to a fool?

Remember that lamp brought?

This guy with the turban?

- That's him! - Impossible!

Rix 'of!

Let's go back home!

You can, with what shoes?

It is an insult to your people, right?

- What is; - The burst!

The bastards!

What are you going to do; Are you crazy? Let it down!

You want to go inside? Calm down! In one hour...

... Are you going to marry. Let's go!

Forget him, they will not come back!

- What do you want from me; - Listen!

It is time to decide, Jacqueline ...

I have already decided, I'll get married.

Choose, or me or Fred!

- I do not understand! - Me neither!

The great Konstanten he is in love...

People are curious, all asking ...

"It is true that he is in love;"

Out of doors, windows everywhere ask!

"Is it true the rumors, the king of ballet! "

He is in love! Yes, Jacqueline, with you!

I love you Jacqueline.

You ask dancer, and no heart!

Is Bay to to get back in unharmed!

No, you're wrong! Look, your contract!

- Well then it's true ... - Of course it is!

Why not me you said earlier?

I did not know! I came katakoutela just now!

Then why ferosoun me so?

I did it on purpose, for the eyes of the world.

You speak so nicely! Anyway...

If you say no to Fred, They will chase us!

A moment. Shortly before You took your decision.

Kiss me to get the answer.

Are not you too warm, darling?

That is not passion, is Panic!

Give me something to lean, I will fall!

Jacqueline, what are you doing?

I closed the curtains, why?

Go, all waiting, even the priest!

- Who the devil are you? - I am the ringer!

"It is written The Balaam He tied his donkey ... "

"... And he went to Jerusalem on foot. "

This wants to say that ...

The tire industry destroying us!

My children learned and use ...

... Skin instead of rubber.

Slogan for this week, my friends, is ...

"Let the hose, put skin! "

We gathered here to watch ...

... Her marriage Jacqueline with Fred.

If anyone has any objection to say now ...

... Otherwise keep mouth shut forever.

I have no objection for this marriage.

Sorry, Fred, but I can not...

... Take care of me our child ...

... While you get this slut!

You promised to take me!

- Is the milliner! - Mary Popins!

Why did you say milliner?

I have the guts me your child!

You must take me!

You're crazy, Konstanten!

Yes, crazy about you!

- You go nowhere? - A moment!

Do not let them leave, hunt them!

- We stayed rubber! - Do you have any idea;

We will take this jeep!

Crazy, keep pistol in hand?

I'm your attorney, listen to me!

Do not do any stupidity!

They come back to us, "Buada"!

Give me my wife back, I'll sue!

Turn right!

Shoot the tires!

You will never get promotion!

Give me the gun!

Now...

- Scare, right? - Yes Boss!

I hate leeches.

Do you allow me;

- With caught sneezing. - Stop it!

And now the roads divide us!

Right, stupid!

POLICE

Boss, what is the blockade?

Shut up!

Why run, not follow us one!

Anyway, where are we going?

In theater, in two hours You appear in the scene.

Will descend here! He stopped, Ali!

That your love was trick to return.

I am not going!

- What can you say about the contract? - I saw you torn!

Wrong, it was insurance, It had expired in January!

use violence to take me back!

- I was crazy to believe him. - And yet, I'm in love.

- Then why do not you get? - It would be difficult ...

Why; I'm ready, and the Pope is still there!

So come on, if you love, marry me!

- Otherwise there are coming back! - Okay, then tomorrow!

The jewelery is closed today!

I will accept this here!

I do not think no matter ...

see?

I am not mature yet.

I need time to decide.

- Ten years; - Are you stupid and stubborn!

Ali!

What are you doing;

Hey, Konstanten!

Let her alone, should not to get it.

There are other, more important things in life!

Be Boys joined together ...

Jacqueline!

- Yes? - I will marry you!

Triumphant night!

They laugh and their whiskers!

Ali, you really something to think about!

pay expensive bride!

Hopefully none will to try to blackmail again!

Impossible!

Now all married!

END