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The IRS is auditing you?

Please don't mention the A word, especially while we're driving.

What'd you do? I didn't do anything.

They want to review all the tax returns from local Joe's Salsa, despite the fact

that my relatives control all the profits.

You were being honest, weren't you?

Of course.

Well, what are you worried about?

Well, it's the IRS, man.

Well, don't worry.

I'll come to see you every visiting day.

You still working?

You know what time it is?

Yeah.

What, are you just getting up?

No, no.

Those days are long, long gone.

Oh, man, don't talk that way. You're going to make me feel old.

What's up?

I need to talk to you.

Is that what we're doing?

In person.

Nice.

How you doing?

I'm good. I think you bought the wrong tourist guide, though.

I didn't choose it.

You did.

Tequila?

Yeah.

Sure, I'll have a thing.

Right away, boy.

I know somebody wants to meet you.

Who?

Name it, Elmer.

What are you cutting yourself into, Rick?

Nothing. All you gotta do is talk to him for two minutes.

Nah.

Just talk.

Okay.

Thanks.

Yeah. He said okay.

He's a player out of Miami.

Big? Big enough.

Captain Briggs.

Thank you for taking the time to meet with me.

First things first.

Have your boys take their guns very slowly and put them on the table.

You too.

Walk.

An old girlfriend of mine.

She's here in San Francisco.

We had a little romantic dispute, and I very much need to get back together with

her.

My advice, send her flowers.

She's in the custody of the San Francisco Police Department.

What's she under arrest for?

No, no, no, no. She committed no crime here.

She's a visitor.

Well, I'm not with the tourist bureau.

Captain Bridges.

I'm willing to pay you $500 ,000 for your time.

My name is Kit Miller.

Please, Captain. I love this woman very much.

All you have to do is bring her to me.

I'm gonna forget about her.

For my friend Rick here.

But you should take my advice.

Take your boys and get out of my town.

I told you.

Don't do it, papito. De nueva.

Captain, looks like you're outnumbered.

So the cuda would just sit in there?

Yeah, no sign of Nash anywhere.

All right, who saw what?

Nobody saw anything.

Apparently our patrons are suffering from a collective and convenient case of

amnesia. Four people shot, 27 shell casings and counting. Yeah, that'd be

to miss.

Nobody wants to tell us what happened.

Already I don't like it.

Wait a minute, I know that guy. Hey, hold up, don't hold this guy.

Richie, Richie, remember me?

Inspector Dominguez? I can't talk, man. I'm shot.

I gotta get to the hospital.

Richie, who shot up the place? I don't know.

Richie, tell me.

Come on, you ain't going nowhere. Okay, Jimmy Choofer.

Jimmy Choofer.

He was one of them. Jimmy Choofer? Yeah.

Burnall Heights. That Jimmy Choofer, right?

Yeah, right.

Can I go now? What about Captain Bridges? Was he shot?

No. They took him off with some other guy.

What other guy?

I don't know.

Black dude. Slick.

All right.

Thanks, Richard. Load them up.

Do you have any idea what Nash is doing down here?

Dominguez. Joe.

Nash? What'd I... Listen, Inspector, I want to make a trade.

Who is this?

You're holding a federal witness named Kit Miller. I got Bridges and Rick

the federal marshal. You get them when I get her.

Don't do it, Joe!

Shut him up!

You got a name, pal?

You just put the thing together. I'll call you back.

I got a better idea for you. Why don't you let my guys go and you'll live long

enough to call me back, okay?

Hey, you mess with me, Inspector, you're gonna get them back in pieces.

Got it?

I certainly hope your partner takes me seriously.

Come on.

We've been in jams tighter than this, man.

Yeah.

That extradition gig in the Bahamas?

Believe me, it's all coming back to me in full force now.

We got out.

Yeah, you remember what I said afterwards?

Yeah, never again.

That's right.

What were you thinking, man?

I owed Lima money.

Gambling?

Yeah. You said you quit.

I didn't.

Uh -huh.

He was squeezing me hard.

Look, he asked me if I knew any law enforcement in San Francisco.

So you offered me up?

That's nice.

He was going to kill me if you didn't set this meeting, which didn't turn out

too pretty now, didn't it?

Look, Nash, man, I didn't know what else to do. I needed help.

And I just figured you'd have an idea.

Well, guess what?

What?

I'm fresh out.

Kit Miller, Inspector Dominguez of McCabe, Special Investigations. We'd

ask you a few questions, if you don't mind.

Why? I already told the other officers everything.

Yeah, I know.

Then why are you here?

This guy that you're supposed to testify against in Miami, Elvis Lima, he

kidnapped a San Francisco police captain and a federal marshal. What's that got

to do with me?

Well, you were his girlfriend, Kit. You know him.

Any idea where he might be holed up here in town?

No. No idea, sorry.

Never came out here with Lima?

No.

Never met any of his business associates from San Francisco? Never heard him

talking on the phone?

Think hard.

People's lives are at stake.

No. I don't think you understand the situation here, Kit. We need to find

and where he's holding these cops. Now I think that you can help us.

What, you think I'm holding out on you?

I don't know anything.

What does he want, a ransom or something? Why don't you just pay him?

He knows what he wants, Kit.

He wants you.

So why don't you tell us what you know?

Look, I'm supposed to go to Miami today.

I mean, this isn't going to change that, is it? It might, yeah.

No, because that's not the deal I made. I made a deal. Yeah, well, until this

thing gets fixed, the deal is off.

You're moving.

You can't do this.

I'm a protected witness.

You can't do this.

So where do you want to put her?

Take her over to the Kirkland. I'll deal with the feds.

Antoine. Jimmy Chufa? Not as easy to find as it used to be.

All right, I've got a brother who has that paint and auto body shop off the

near Bayshore.

I'm on it.

Joe, a guy from the IRS called.

I can't get audited now.

Don't they understand I've got a kidnapping situation here?

Probably not.

Also, there's a federal marshal here. I sent him upstairs to get some coffee.

All right, thanks, buddy. No problem.

I hear what you're saying, Inspector.

Unfortunately, it isn't my problem.

How can it not be your problem? They got one of your guys, don't they?

Rick Hawks was suspended from the marshal's service a week ago for illegal

gambling involving the very guy we're trying to apprehend.

Now, if he's here, he's here as a civilian.

And if he's here because of Elvis Lima, then he is making a serious error in

judgment. Are you listening to me? My job is to get Kit Miller back to Miami.

Now, where is she?

If I have to, I'll get a court order, Dominguez.

Do you want to go to jail?

Do what you got to do, dude.

Mr. Dominguez, your supporting schedule of other deductions lists

a llama rental?

Yeah, right. Well, we did this commercial and it was really cute. It

in it. And they're very expensive to rent, these llamas.

And that would explain the chicken rental as well.

Yes, sir. We have chickens in it, too.

And the mariachi band.

Yeah, well, it was really cute. It was supposed to be loco, you know, loco Joe

salsa.

Mr. Dominguez, do you have any other itemized receipts?

Well, you know, we threw this thing together kind of at the last minute, you

know, because it was non -union.

Sounds bogus, doesn't it?

Okay,

look, by all rights, I had to collect the full $3 ,600.

That's really a lot of money.

But I do have some leeway here.

Oh.

Why don't I grant you these deductions? We'll settle for $1 ,800.

Call it a day.

Yeah, $1 ,800. That's still a lot of money. I mean, I'm in the middle of

remodeling my house.

Remodeling your house? I don't recall seeing that in... You know what?

Let's write the check for $1 ,800 and be done with it. What the hell?

Pepe. You know Pepe?

You know Pepe?

Well, sure.

He's practically one of my best friends.

Really? Oh, yeah. I mean, as a matter of fact, he's the guy that does my books.

You and Pepe, huh?

Small world, huh?

Pepe dumped me, Mr. Dominguez.

And if I never see him again, it'll be too soon. You know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking that we're going to schedule a field audit as soon as

You put yourself in the middle of kidnapping of two cops.

How stupid are you, Jimmy?

Stupid. You're damn right, y 'all. Add this up, chowderhead, if you can. You're

going away for a long, long time.

Yeah, all right. Look, I want to make amends, man. I can help you.

Good, good.

Oh, but Lima, where can I find her?

Just give Lima the chick, man. That's all he wants. You ain't helping

She ripped him off.

Guy wants to make an example of her. What do you care about this girl?

Say that again.

What do you care about her? Oh, before that.

She ripped him off. Uh -huh, keep going. That's right.

Kit Miller took Lima for $10 million in drug proceeds.

Why do you think he's here?

He wants to get his money back, number one. Number two, he wants to make an

example of her.

Is that right?

Where can I find him?

Oh, man, I'd tell you if I knew.

No wonder Kit Miller's so anxious to get to Miami.

Makes you wonder what else she's not telling us. Let's go ask her. Okay.

That's from a federal judge ordering you to turn Kit Miller over to me

immediately. If you don't, these gentlemen here are going to arrest you

obstruction.

Well, join the party.

Let's go.

Sir,

how do you like living in Miami?

Except for the people and the weather and the sand.

I like it.

You don't like the beach?

No.

I'm not really much of a beach person.

Look, when am I getting out of here? Has that been worked out yet?

Nope. Not yet.

I'm gonna go down and get a soda.

No, you're not.

Are you telling me I can't get a drink?

There's a machine down the hall. What do you want?

Look, I need to stretch my legs. I'm going crazy in here.

What's gonna happen in the hallway?

I'm not a prisoner.

I'll take her.

Come on.

Let's go.

Thanks.

Don't even think about it.

We can't go outside?

No, we can't go outside.

What do you want to drink?

Anything diet.

Okay.

Here you go.

Rachel!

Is she okay?

Oh, yeah, she's fine. There you go.

My eyelashes are all stuck together.

If they fall out, I'm going to kill that girl.

Okay, so I'm Kit, right? Elvis Lima wants me dead. I'm in protective

why run?

She's scared.

Scared you don't act rationally.

Congratulations, Dominguez.

Kit Miller is nowhere to be found.

Which means she is still not in my custody.

What are you going to do about that?

We're going to find her. That's what we're going to do.

Yeah, well, you had better.

And if I find out this was anything but on the up and up, I will be coming after

you ladies as well.

I need to find this girl. I got a lot riding on this.

Yeah, well, we both do. Well, I am open to suggestions.

Well, rumor is she took 10 mil off Lima.

If that's true and she has it, she's going to want to launder it. What can

buy with cash?

You can barely buy groceries.

You can't buy a car. You can't buy a house.

You cannot put $10 million in a suitcase and try to go through customs to some

foreign country.

All right, this is your city. Who do you know that can do that kind of cleaning

for her?

A couple of guys.

Okay. You work that angle, and I'll work on finding Lima.

Hey!

Hey, man, come on.

Come on, man, we need a doctor.

We need some help down here.

He's sick.

Hurry up, man, come on.

Hurry up. He needs some help.

What's wrong with him? He's got asthma. Can't you see that? He's got an inhaler

on the inside of his jacket.

You think I'm that stupid?

Don't make me answer that question, all right?

I told you he wasn't going to buy it.

Well, you know what? Next time, I'll be the sick guy. How about that?

There's not going to be a next time.

Shut up, man.

Morons.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute, man. Wait.

He's got cash on him. Give him the cash. Shut up, man.

What money?

He's got 10 ,000 cash, the inside lining of his jacket.

Give him the money, man.

It's our only chance to get out of here. Give it to him.

Let me see your jacket.

When they tell you.

You going to let him take my

money?

No, man.

You were going to give him your money. Because if you didn't... Here, man.

We weren't going to get out of here.

Maybe we could have found another idea.

Hey, you came to me for an idea. That was my idea.

Yeah, but I got a better idea.

Let's get out of here. Let me call a camel return.

Hey,

come on.

All right, let's get right to it, Charlie. We're looking for a woman named

Miller. She's looking to clean $10 million.

I turned her down.

Then what?

In my experience, you deal with desperate people, it always comes back

you. Face and point, and I didn't even take the job.

Well, we need a name, Charlie.

Who can set her up fast?

Hey, look, I'm dealing with the IRS on something else right now myself. All I

have to do is pick up the phone, I'm sure. All right, all right.

Uh, Freddie Cardock would be worth talking to.

You got a way to contact this girl?

She just showed up last night.

Kit Miller was with you last night? Is that what you're saying? Yes. Why?

Because you're yanking our chain. That's why. She couldn't have been with you

last night because she was with us. Look, this is straight up.

She was in my office last night at 8 o 'clock.

Describe her, Kit Miller. What does she look like?

Blonde hair, blue eyes, mid -20s, tall,

attractive little bitch.

So how does that work?

Son of a bitch.

I don't believe this.

I don't want to hear it.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. You want to go back and find out?

Yeah.

Sounded like a .45. Hey, Lima, where's Lima?

Keeping the boiler. Okay, Manolo, stay here. We're going to check it out.

Google Live. Yes, sir.

We sure as hell ain't going to get out that way.

Nope.

Better late than never.

About damn time.

Did you get my email?

Oh, yeah. Did you get mine back?

Next time I'll try and call. How's that?

Lima? No Lima.

No Lima.

I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

You're willing to walk away from a million bucks?

Just like that?

Yeah. And I want $200 ,000 for my trouble.

Or what?

Or it's going to get harder for you, okay?

Look, I'm going to get out of here for a while. I'm going to need some money.

Hello, Kit.

Dwayne Fitz, U .S. Marshal. We had a deal, remember?

Wait a minute. Wait, wait. I'm not Kit, okay?

My name is Sally Broyles.

She's Kit Miller.

This whole thing was a scam.

She offered me a million dollars to pretend to be her.

She's got $10 million in Lima's money and she's trying to get out of the

country.

It's true, I swear to God.

I believe you, darling.

Come here, baby.

Well, it looks like Kit cut off more than she could chew, huh?

Well, now we got a dead federal witness.

Whether she took the money or not, that's how it's going to be viewed.

Next up, U .S. Attorney's Office finds out the guy who offed Kit Miller was

bookie. I wouldn't want to be you, buddy.

Yeah, well, we still got a case against Lima for kidnapping and attempting

murder on two law officers.

Whether without Kit Miller, it's going to be a long time before he sees the

sunshine once we find him.

Yeah, once you find him.

Well, he's still in town.

He wants that money.

Man, can we stop and get some takeout? I'm starving.

Uh, we don't have time for that, and I don't do takeout.

You can't do it for a guest?

You're not a guest, Bubba.

Well, how about a wager?

How about no wait?

Tell you what, I'll give you seven.

You'll give me seven? Uh -huh.

What happens if I win?

Then I'll stop complaining.

For life?

You got it.

All right, you're on.

What's the bet?

Seven consecutive green lights, or we stop.

Woo -hoo!

Bubba, you should have given me something a little more difficult.

Hand me the thing out of the bubble.

What's with the thing?

This, it trips the sensor and the signal light keeps them green.

Fire trucks, black and whites, and some buses have them. Here you go, Bubba. And

us. Hey, man, that's cheap.

No, no, this is the way you win a bet.

And get back to the SIU muy pronto.

You want to go for eight?

Oh, man.

I don't believe this.

What? Kit is not Kit.

What are you talking about?

Forensics did routine fingerprints on the corpse. They get a match from CII.

A woman busted a check for you a year ago.

It's not Kit Miller. It's somebody named Sally Broyles.

Let me see this.

It's the same woman.

Yeah.

Fascinating. Who's Sally Broyles?

She went to high school with Kit Miller, Tiburon Bay High School here in the Bay

Area in the early 90s. They were best friends, co -captains of the

squad. You'll notice their nickname was the twins.

Why would Kit Miller need a double?

I can think of about 10 million reasons.

Explain.

Well, it's who Kit paid her friend Sally to testify for.

Right. So Kit says to Sally, look, pretend to be me for a few days, get the

marshals to escort you to Miami, and then I'll arrange for your escape.

Right. Oh, and it'll be totally cool because nobody will be looking for you.

They'll be looking for me.

Right. And in the meantime, nobody did bother to look for the real Kit Miller.

Take that a step further.

Say Kit kills Sally.

Lima thinks Kit Miller is dead.

So the real Kit is home free. She gets the money laundered, buys an ID package,

and a way out of the country.

Or not.

She stays and assumes Sally Broyle's identity.

The girl is nasty.

Babcock, you and Rachel.

Run down the names on that list that Charlie gave you.

Find out who's claiming this money.

All over.

You might just get out of this yet.

I've been through many, many audits. It's a scary process, to be sure, but

usually fair and reasonable.

Listen, Pepper, there's something I have to tell you. Don't worry.

I know your tax returns backwards and forwards. And remember, let me lead the

conversation. Speak truthfully.

Okay, Peppy. By the way, Joe.

I want to thank you for your advice to the lovelorn. It was so on the mark. I

mean, sure, I still think of Chet, but now without all the anger and bile.

Deep breath.

Here we go.

Hello, Pepe.

How dare you come to my place of business?

What were you thinking?

That you could just waltz in here and flex a few muscles and bat those big

eyes and I'd swoon my way into forgetting what a jealous, duplicitous,

person you are? You disgust me, and I never, ever want to see you again.

I'm sorry. You may have guessed that was him.

He's the auditor.

With form W462.

Mr. Dominguez, for a business with such a high amount of

inventory, it's incredible to me that you would keep your books on a cash

It is sloppy, sloppy accounting advice.

Oh, really? No, not really.

Certain idiots might advise the accrual system, but that's just because of their

desire to hang on to everything.

Mr. Dominguez, I would like to ask you about...

This diary, you are aware that under section 274E of the code, that diary

entries must be contemporaneous. It's not 274E, it's 274F. Oh, it's E.

F. E. F. E. E.

E. E. E.

Look, look, wait, right here. In the book, it says E.

So what if it is E?

Exactly, exactly. You never want to take responsibility for anything. It's

always my fault.

That's it.

Joe, we don't have to subject ourselves to this any longer.

This audit ends.

Joe? Yeah.

You're Joe? Yeah, that's my name.

So this is Joe.

This is the man that you were having an affair with?

What? Yeah.

And? What of it? What of it? He's twice the man you ever loved.

Oh, at least.

this is a dream because I can't ask you to believe that you would have a fight

with a man who could ruin my life.

Somebody here to see you.

Charlie Nesbitt.

I've now met Elvis Lima.

He's looking for his money.

He threatened me.

He's expecting me to find out who's moving it.

Really?

Good.

Hey, hey, hey, you.

Where you going?

Hey!

Greed's an ugly thing, isn't it, Bubba?

Put your hands on the roof of the car now.

Joe Dominguez?

Yeah, that's me.

Certified letter. Sign here, please.

Who's this from?

The IRS.

Sorry.

This is Pepe. You want to tell me what a demand notice for disallowance is?

He sent you one of those?

It says if I don't pay $30 ,000 within six days, you'll garnish my wages and

seize my assets.

Joe, calm down. Don't panic.

Look, you get Chet on the phone. You set up a meeting for this afternoon.

Me? Call him.

That'll look like I'm crawling.

Pepe?

Yeah, I'm crawling. I'm crawling.

Where the hell am I going to get $30 ,000, man, between this remodel and

school tuition and Lula?

That was not the time to be coming to me. Hey, hello. Wait a minute. Now calm

down. You know, this isn't the first time someone has been audited by the

remember? Well, I bet it's the first time anybody's ever been caught between

middle of a lover's call between the auditor and the accountant.

What are you looking for?

Tell me, Kurt, you got any, uh... What am I talking about? We're in the CUDA.

You want me to call Pepe? And tell him what?

Back to Pepe, my tax problems are in another bracket now.

Death and taxes, Joe, those are constant.

Now romance.

That's a different deal altogether.

Why don't you get Peppy and the auditor... Chet.

Peppy and Chet?

They sound like they ought to be together.

What do you think? I'm supposed to get them back together?

Two words. Impossible. No, no, no. You don't want to get in the middle of that.

But if you get them in the same room, you might be able to stop the catfight

long enough to get your audit finished.

Then what?

Write the check and be glad about it.

Move along.

Bad idea?

Pretty good.

Thank you, Bubba.

That's why I'm the Bubba.

This better be good.

Yeah, a lot of things have changed for me in these last few years.

It's time for me to start thinking about myself.

What you talking about?

You knew Kid Miller from Miami.

When we found that body, it was Dolly Bro's body.

You just played along and never said a word.

I did some checking.

Adding two and two together. The only way this thing figures is that you and

are in this thing together.

Oh, that's funny.

Well, I got a plan that's going to make both of us very happy.

The $2 million, I'm going to keep Nash Bridges off your ass.

And I'm going to let you walk away with the other $8 million.

But I need Kit.

What you need Kit for?

She's gonna be our fall guy.

Got a problem with that?

It only means more money for you.

Going way out on a limb here, buddy.

What? You think I'm Wyatt?

No, it's just you and me, bro.

Whatever God watches over you.

Here's my cell number.

Think about it, Dwayne.

You know what I can do.

Call me before six.

Yeah, it's me.

No, I don't understand.

I was supposed to have the paperwork and the IDs yesterday.

No, Manuel, you screw with me and I will screw with you right back.

No, two.

Two hours.

I need to call you back.

It doesn't always get in here.

Uh, yeah, my keys aren't working. Maybe you could try your... All right.

Move out of the way.

Kit Miller, you're under arrest.

What are you... Ow!

What the hell?

The murder of your best friend. Let's go.

I hope this won't take long. I have a two o 'clock with my chiropractor. Then

God knows you never leave with your chiropractor. If you're referring to the

times I ran...

Ten minutes late for dinner. Ten minutes? I would have dropped in from a

if you'd ever been that early. Good.

Guys, stop it, please, okay?

Now, look, I'm sorry that it didn't exactly work out between you two guys,

shouldn't be the one that has to suffer because you two couldn't work out your

relationship. Oh, relationship.

We have no relationship, remember?

You sure sound like it. Oh, please.

Look, just be... because it's so easy for you and Nash, doesn't mean... Happy,

I'm not gay.

I'm married to Inger, a woman, for over 30 years.

And believe me, it's been anything but easy.

Contrary to popular belief, a relationship takes a lot of work.

You know, it involves listening, compromise.

It involves putting the other person and his or her feelings ahead of yours a

lot of the time.

And I don't see either one of you two guys doing that here.

I'm sorry, but I'm done here.

Well, me too.

Oh, since when did everybody start jumping ship as soon as the going gets a

little rough, huh?

Pepe has distanced himself from the beginning.

There was no one else. I've told him that a thousand times. I'm through

Well, then so Chet's right, huh?

Did I say that?

Well, he doesn't trust you, so you pull away.

And the more you pull away, the more jealous he gets.

Now, I'm not saying you two don't have issues.

You do, but deal with them, okay?

And leave me and my financial well -being out of it.

Hello?

Anybody home? I... Hey, what's going on here? Sit down.

Easy.

Hello, kid.

Who are you?

I'm Captain Bridges.

I run this place.

Why have I been sitting here on my ass for an hour?

Well, I wanted to give you some time to think about your situation.

What situation is that?

How do you think we found you?

You tell me.

Well, if you think about it, the only way we could find you is if Dwayne sold

you out.

He double -crossed you, kid.

Yeah, why should I believe you?

Payback can be a sweet thing.

Now would be the time.

to get the rest of my produce.

Can

you

get a couple of fellas to help me load these into my van out back?

$1 ,012 ,043 a buck, Choi.

Except, wasn't this supposed to be $10 million?

Right, but that's what we got.

Oh.

Did you verify the count?

Twice.

Well, maybe Jimmy Choo forgot the count wrong.

Yeah, I mean, it probably was.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was.

Mind if we interrupt?

Oh, hey, guys. Hi, we just stopped by to thank you. It really meant a lot to us

what you did.

Oh, so you guys are back together again.

Yes, we are.

Thanks to you.

And we both agree that you would make a wonderful therapist.

Oh, well, I don't know about that, but thanks for the compliment.

Oh, no, no, no. Thank you, really. I can't tell you how much we appreciate

you did, really.

I can't thank you enough.

Thank you.

Oh, Chet.

About that audit, I get this pretty nasty demand for settlement. Oh, yeah,

I'm sorry.

I guess I was rather on the extreme.

We all have our days.

I was thinking maybe we could just go back to the original $1 ,800 settlement

offer and be done with it.

No. No, I'm sorry. After reviewing your books, I can't do that. But what I can

do is go back to the original, original $3 ,600 amount.

Assuming, of course, you pay in full within 10 days. Yes, yes, we accept.

Oh, Joe, isn't that great?

Oh, yeah, that's great.

I told you everything was going to work out.

Well, yes.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Nice man.

Rick!

Man, I thought you left town without saying goodbye.

What's in this bag right here would take care of all my problems for a long

time.

I don't know what's in the bag.

Yeah? I do.

How about a ride to the airport?

You got it.