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It's for the concern, but tell her I'm fine.

Well, actually, she wants to invite you over for dinner.

Didn't you just hear what I said? I said I'm okay.

All available units, silent 100, 1901 Montgomery, top 459, approach caution.

Okay, well, what night are you available?

All right, all right, fine.

Pick a time, any time.

Look, if she's that concerned, why don't you have Kate went over?

Uh, we already did.

Last night.

Don't worry, we didn't talk about you.

Mug.

You know, Joe, you're not getting a virgin when it comes to relationships

cratering here.

Well, I know. I just wish it had turned out better for you, you know. Yeah, me

too.

What is this?

The world's slowest police chase?

Sir, please pull to the side.

Well, I'll be damned.

It's the one that they drive.

Well, not for 15 years.

Hey, it's a beautiful day for a drive, isn't it?

Not for you.

Pull over.

It's all right, guys.

I think I know this minister now.

Hi,

son. Driver's license registration, sir?

You do have a driver's license, don't you?

That's what I thought.

Out of the car, bub.

Come on, snap it up.

Put the money in the bag now.

Do it. Go, let's go.

Come on.

Don't shoot.

I give up.

I give up.

He's shot.

He's a runner.

I saved your life and now you're criticizing me? No, no. I deserve a

What are you doing?

You have a good day now.

Our clerk's been robbed more than once, so he had the presence of mind to get a

badge number. I called it in. We're waiting.

Is this guy crazy or stupid or maybe not really a cop?

Well, if he's stupid or crazy, I'll give you a cop.

Inspector Lee.

Yeah, I called.

What's his name?

Thanks. Okay, badge number 1163 is in service. It's assigned to an officer,

Roberts, out of Tenderloin. We'll get it.

next few days.

Why? Why are you curious?

I'm not the one who's curious, man. I'm your friend. I'm just, you know,

concerned. Well, who is curious?

Hey, you know, people talk, man. The Captain and his chick break up. It's

I just try to keep the facts straight.

So you're suggesting that the way to control the rumor mill is for me to tell

you the intimate details of my love life.

Hey, I don't make the rules, Nash, man. I just do my part.

Uh -huh.

Well, let me ask you a question, mister. I got my finger on the pulse.

Okay, shoot.

Now that this thing is over with, Caitlin, what did you think?

What did I think about her, or what did I think about what you thought of her,

or you and her as a couple, what?

All of the above.

No repercussions, no comebacks just because you don't like what I say?

Total freebie.

Shoot.

Okay, well.

I thought, well, she's very beautiful, but aloof, you know?

That's the kind of person you form a lasting relationship with. But I knew

were infatuated with her because it's just the kind of puzzle you like to

Of course, everybody knew you two were wrong for each other right from the

start. It was a surprise that it took you so long to realize it. Uh -huh.

So you didn't give us a chance from the beginning, huh?

Well, I gave you more of a chance than Harvey did.

Harvey? Well, actually, an Inger likes Caitlin a lot, so she vacillated back

forth.

Inger, too, huh?

Yeah.

Actually, it was Ronnie who figured it out right from the beginning.

He's the one that said it was doomed from the start. You know, he's a lot

insightful than people give credit for.

Hey, you asked.

Right from the beginning, huh?

Yeah. Pretty much day one.

Damn, that's cold, man.

Excuse us, Jeff Roberts?

Yeah?

Inspectors Lee can cross, SIU. Yeah.

What's up?

We're going to need you to stand in a lineup.

Right now?

Yeah, right now.

That's okay.

You leave the uniform on. We're going to need that.

Why my uniform?

Suspect a cop?

That's the first thing we have to sort out. We'll see you in the hall.

No.

Then take your time because we need you to be absolutely certain.

I'm positive he's not out there.

You did get a good look at him.

If I was close enough to read his badge number, I was close enough to remember

his face. He's not there.

Okay, thanks.

So, um... Where were you this morning between 9 and 11, Jim?

In my car.

I had a couple days off, decided to hike Mount Whitney.

I left Lone Pine early this morning to make my shift.

Anybody go with you?

No.

I stopped for breakfast in Coulterville. You could maybe check with the

waitress. Her name was Sharon at Opal's Cafe.

Think she'd remember you?

I, uh... I hope so.

Do you have your badge with you?

Yeah, I always carry it.

Anybody else have access to your badge? A cleaning lady, girlfriend, anything

like that?

No. A loser badge?

No.

Okay, Jeff.

Thanks for coming in.

Listen, unless you have some sort of sentimental attachment to your badge

number, I'm going to get you a new one.

No, that's cool.

Did you leave her a good tip?

Yeah, good enough.

Well, good. I'll try not to blow it for you.

All right.

I'm kind of stuck on this badge thing. Run the number, see who owned it before.

Got it.

I am so sorry.

License, registration, and proof of insurance, please.

This is the third time this has happened to me.

Not fair. I mean, I don't see how I'm a danger to anyone going a few miles over

the speed limit.

Ma 'am, please.

You don't understand.

My insurance has already doubled.

I'm a law -abiding citizen. Can you just give me a break just this once?

Join me for a cup of coffee.

I'll think about it.

So you're married?

No, but I'm involved with someone.

In fact, I'm supposed to be meeting him.

I guess if you'd been going to the speed limit, you'd be there by now, huh?

That's real.

You know, officer, I'm in a monogamous relationship, so... So what are you

here, then?

Trying to get out of a ticket.

I thought maybe it was because you couldn't resist a man in a uniform.

Would you excuse me for a moment?

I need to use the ladies' room.

Of course.

I'll be right back.

Order up.

Low, smooth.

What? You think she's impressed with you?

Big cop on the beat.

I think she's interested, yeah.

You know, I look out for you.

And I say this with love, man, I really do.

You need help.

Don't patronize me, Tommy.

She played your brother.

She's gone.

Well, go check.

You think she just went to the can?

Go on.

Okay.

That's good.

Don't believe me.

You just sit here like an idiot until they turn off the lights or until the

cops come looking for you.

Hey, man.

Hey.

You want anything?

No, thanks. Hand me that pot, would you?

This one here?

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks.

Things can't grow in a little pot like that.

You know, roots need room to spread out.

Look at these drooping leaves.

Now, in a couple of days, they'll fall off, and in a few weeks, it'll be lush

and beautiful again.

I've got to have a car in my life, Nash.

I can't stay cooped up here 24 hours a day, and you can't compromise your

situation by being responsible for mine.

Well, first off, it's not a compromise.

It's a pleasure.

And let me think about the car thing.

Well, think fast, because if you say yes, I'm scheduled to have my driver's

day after tomorrow.

He shouldn't be driving, man.

You know, what if he forgets to set a parking brake and takes out somebody's

front end? Or God forbid, what if he should hit somebody?

It isn't about his driving.

Well, what it's about?

It's about his dependence on me.

Or the lack of his independence.

Yeah, I could see that. So, how are you going to defuse it?

Let him take the test.

No way it's going to pass.

Want me to take him out for a spin, see how he does?

Yeah, good idea.

While you're out there, see if you can talk him out of it.

How you doing?

What can I do for you?

I'm here to pick up the truck, the blue truck. You got the money you owe on it?

There you go.

Well, no money.

You know, a few of these repos we actually feature in a round.

Last name.

Uh, Cortez.

Is that Evan Cortez?

Yes, sir, Evan Cortez.

Listen, I want to apologize about all this.

I say we apologize, buddy. The last thing I need is another car.

There's a sign here.

Hey, guys, I ran down that badge number. Before Jeff Roberts had it, it belonged

to Tommy Crell. You remember?

Great guy.

Guy was shot to death a couple years ago making a routine traffic stop.

One of the all -time great cops. He founded SFPD Charities, had about ten

accommodations for bravery. Everybody loved him. Now some whack job is running

around with his badge.

All right, Harv, track down his belongings. See where they were sent

funeral. Also his ex -partner, Shelly Westcoat.

I want to talk to her.

Um,

new love interest?

I wish. Her name's Sophie.

She had kind of a scary run -in with this motorcycle cop last night. I'm

thinking it might be our cop wannabe.

Hi.

Hi.

Boy, I love this winter weather, don't you?

Yeah, me too.

So, um, where are you staying?

Oh, it's, um, my friend Tracy's house.

Can you believe it? I'm back in apartment hunting hell.

Yeah, well, San Francisco.

She's on assignment in New Orleans, so, um...

She said I could say that if she gets back, it works out well.

Good.

You know, I... I was actually thinking that, um... You know, maybe I'm kind of

relieved, because... Maybe we just were meant to be friends, Nash. You know, not

to... Well.

Yeah. I'm gonna come by and pick up the rest of my stuff, so if you could just

let me know when would be a good time.

Whenever. Just pick the time.

Hey, Shelly.

Hey, Captain.

You got a minute?

You remember Joe?

How you doing? Good. You running the investigation here? No, we just came by

chat with you a little bit about Tommy.

All right.

Look, I'm sorry, but you heard about that liquor store shooting yesterday?

Yeah, we were briefed on it this morning by our sergeant.

Well, the shooter may have been wearing Tommy's badge.

We got a positive ID on the badge number from the store clerk.

That isn't possible. I sent his badge to his mother in Minneapolis.

Did you get any confirmation from the mother that she received it?

No, I haven't.

It's been eight or nine months since I've spoken to her.

You want me to call her?

No, no, no. We can do that.

You all right?

Yeah. This just stirs up a lot, you know.

Yeah, I know.

He's a good man.

I gotta go.

You find this freakazoid. You keep him away from me.

Thank you.

I'm in about 2 ,000 undercouples. For real.

God,

man.

You must really hate her.

I don't hate a ray.

I love her.

I loved her then and I love her now.

She destroyed you, man.

She should have been watching your back.

It wasn't her fault.

Guy came up with a gun and I didn't see it until it was too late and she never

saw it. Say what you want. She didn't do anything to help you.

Excuse me.

This is a crime scene. You'll have to move it along, sir.

Sorry. Okay.

You late for lunch or early for dinner?

Joe is taking me driving.

Driving.

How'd you get down here?

I drove.

With Murray, in case you're wondering.

Uh, let me run through my messages and I'll meet you out in the car, okay?

take too long now.

Don't you let him kill anybody.

Yeah, especially me.

Nash? Uh, yeah. On the badge trail, Officer Krell's mom passed away two

ago, and her belongings were shipped to Krell's brother, Ray. He lives here.

Do you have a current address?

Got a current address right there. All right.

Round up the liquor store clerk.

Run a six -pack by him.

He's out there. All right, you're clear. Let's go.

There you go. All right, we're on our way.

All right.

Why don't you turn right here? Right here? Right? Right, right.

Now I'm going to teach you how to parallel park, Nick.

Get in.

I know how to parallel park. I was parallel parking before you were in the

diaper. Okay, just watch me do it first and then you can try it, okay? I don't

see how watching is going to do me any good.

Hear me, okay?

All right, here we go. You're going to have to turn your wheel to the right.

Turn your wheel.

To the left, to the left, to the left.

There you go.

Who's teaching whom here?

Oh, gee, Bird Joe.

Oh, boy.

Well,

you're stuck.

All right.

So this is what you're telling me I'm supposed to do?

Nothing. How's it going, Coach Evans?

It's going good. Nobody's killed anybody yet.

Well, that's good. That's very, very good.

Wow, come on. Pass the ball. Pass the ball.

So, what's going on?

Well, I'm moving.

I'm going to move back into the dorm with Miranda. It's just more convenient,

and I miss living on campus.

Right, right, right. Sounds great.

So, I need some help, and I was going to hire some movers, and then I thought,

well, I'd come down here and maybe see if some of your guys were interested.

Give them some work, and I'll pay them.

Right, yeah. I'm sure they'd definitely be interested, you know? I mean, none of

them have jobs. I mean, if they did, I wouldn't have a job, right?

It sounds great.

Okay. Well, then, I'll let you know then.

Okay. Great, great. I'm around.

Okay, come on, guys.

That's what we need to know. Thanks.

So, how did the adventures in driving go?

Don't ask.

Well, he's my father. I have to. You know that old car of Murray's that Nick

borrowed? Well, we had a bumper problem with it.

How's that?

Well, I was teaching Nick how to parallel park, and the stupid bumper

Murray got hung up with the trailer hitch of the car in front of me. We came

totally hooked up. I couldn't get enough stuff. I had to call the auto club.

Please tell me that Nick took this as a sign that he shouldn't get back behind

the wheel.

Oh, no.

To the contrary.

He's more psyched up than ever.

He's convinced that he's a better driver than me.

You think that's why you won't let me drive?

Well, he's right about that.

Nash. Score. The liquor store clerk?

He picked Ray Crell out of a six -pack without missing a beat.

All right, good.

Happy hunting.

Get back to me.

So Ray Krell's planning on being his dead brother?

Yep. My guess is we got a wingnut here who's about to become unbolted.

Where you going?

Out.

Those are today's hot sheets, Ray.

All today's police calls. Where'd you get that?

Don't you have anything better to do than hassle me?

Don't do this, Ray.

It's a bad idea. Shut up. Mind your own damn business.

Stop haunting me.

I'm not a ghost, Ray.

I'm you. This is you speaking.

Shut up.

You always try to run from the truth.

All your life.

Now, what are you going to do? You're going to go out on one of these robbery

calls and victimize some poor person who's already been victimized?

You're sick, Ray.

Stop criticizing me. That's all you ever did while you were alive.

Well, if you stop being such a screw -up, maybe I can go away.

Don't wait up, brother. In fact, when I get back, don't be here.

Well, that's up to you, isn't it?

Hi. Yes?

I'm following up with the other officers, and we had a couple of

in our report.

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to just verify a few things.

Sure. Come on in.

It'll just take a minute.

Beautiful place.

Thank you.

Could you repeat for me all the items that were stolen?

Yes, some silver from the living room, our DVD player, and all of my jewelry

from out of the bedroom.

If you could just point me in that direction.

It's upstairs.

You stole her underwear.

Man, you're some role model, bro. Shut up.

She's already been loaded.

I didn't want to come home empty -handed.

That's what you think that badge is for.

Picking up women.

Stealing things.

You're pathetic.

Shut up.

I'll never be like you, okay?

I'll never live up to your sterling reputation.

The great Tommy Krell.

Hero.

Saint.

Nobody ever said you had to be like me.

Well, I got news for you.

I'm not like you.

I'm not pining away for a woman I could never have.

That's pathetic.

Right. I'm the pathetic one.

You're wearing my uniform.

Shut up.

Why do you have to be so cruel to me?

You hear that?

They're coming for you.

Can't keep running.

Shut up, for God's sake.

You got a plan?

Yes, I have a plan, Tommy.

I'm doing it.

He's not here. First he scanned us, then he jammed us. Next time we use...

Uh, no, ma 'am. Are you the chief of police? This is Daffodil Church, Ray's

landlady. Uh, no, ma 'am. I'm just a working stiff like everybody else.

Chief of police is probably at home in his hot tub with a bottle of Cabernet.

I have information.

I could put on a pot of tea. It'd be no inconvenience.

I don't mind.

Always happy to help the police.

Well, thank you very much. You know what? Let us get started here, and then

we'll get with you in a minute.

Okay. Okay.

Check this out. You'll see what we're dealing with.

One man fan club. Yeah, with a panty fetish, apparently.

Oh, this guy's full of surprises.

He said his brother moved in with him. His brother Tommy?

Yes. I think he said his name was Tommy.

Or maybe it was Dennis.

At any rate, ever since he moved in, there's been a lot of yelling down here.

I could give you a statement if you like. No problem whatsoever.

How many brothers Krell were there?

Two when Tommy was alive, now just one.

Good. Greg, would you take Mrs. Church to her apartment and get her statement?

And thank you very much, ma 'am. Let's go, ma 'am.

We better get ahead of this guy like yesterday.

This should be easier now that he's out of his hole. I'll get his picture out

over the wire.

Good.

Have a good day.

Nay.

I wasn't expecting it to be this hard.

Well, it's going to be difficult.

Driving in the state of California is a privilege, not a right.

Right.

You got 13 wrong.

Does that mean I passed?

Hold on. I'm new.

Brenda, is 13 passing or failing?

Failing. This is the new test, right?

Yeah, the new test.

13 right is failing.

No, you got 13 wrong.

13 wrong is failing, too.

You got 13 wrong?

Yeah. Anything more than 4 wrong on the new test is failing.

So 13's a fail?

13 wrong is definitely a fail.

I'm sorry, sir.

You failed.

Well, I guess I'll have to study harder next time.

Why don't you go read over the manual?

I can retake the test. Of course.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Hi. Hey, how are you?

Well, your heavy lifters are here. This is Damien. This is Stu.

Why don't you guys grab the boxes? You got it, boss.

Yeah, I'll be back. I'll pick them up around 5.

You're not staying?

No. Pastor Donner's doing this Bible retreat thing, and I promised I'd help

out.

Oh, I thought I'd take you guys for pizza later.

Maybe next time?

Okay, well, I'll see you. God bless.

Later, man.

He looked thirsty.

A pretty girl like you must get hot cooped up in a furnace of a room like

all day.

A little.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

Can I have your test?

Yes.

I think I did better this time.

I hope you agree.

You meant to put B here, didn't you? Oh, B, yes. B.

Only four wrong.

Does that mean I passed?

Congratulations. Yes.

Thank you.

So, how are you feeling?

Fine as silk.

I'm ready.

Okay. Then what does a yield sign mean?

Slow down and get ready to stop.

Make sure traffic passes before you go.

Okay. Can you cross the WL line?

To pass another car, no.

How about to make a left -hand turn?

Yes.

Play another one on me, Joe.

Looks like your guy's here.

Mr. Bridges? Hello.

I'm Carlos. I'll be administering your test today. Oh. Minister Carr? Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Great.

Isn't it, sir? It is, sir.

All right.

Oh, little horn there. That's how much it was.

Get my buckle on.

There we go.

Okay. There you go.

Starting up. Get my signal. There we go.

Ready?

Go.

I think you're going

to want to see this.

I just got off the phone with Ray Crowell's former boss.

Oh, the security guard gig?

Yep. Ray Crowell was fired from the graveyard shift at a high -rise in the

financial district, and there were complaints from the tenants that they

arguing all night long.

Mm -hmm.

Who's he arguing with?

That's a good question.

There's no one else in the video.

I'm thinking it's Brother Tommy's ghost.

Oh, come on, Nash. You're not going to tell me you believe in ghosts?

No, but apparently Ray does.

You want to get arrested for bribery? Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

License, registration, and proof of insurance, please.

No problem.

Here you go, officer.

Is there a problem?

You got a problem?

No. No.

Then drive off.

Go, Richard.

Drive. Drive!

Brother Evan, to the rectory, please.

You scared me.

Look, you're the answer to my prayers.

Look, Harvey, I got 20 minutes to set all these chairs up, so come on, bro,

a chair.

I came here to see if you want to get a bite to eat. You put me to work. Come

on, if you don't think of it as work, then it's not work.

You seem like at peace, man. That's good.

Yeah, it's amazing.

It's really amazing what happens, you know, when you give yourself over to

Exactly.

And look, Clark, I know you don't believe in that kind of stuff, but hey,

cool, you know. No, no, no, no. I never said I didn't believe.

I believe in nature, you know. I believe there's something out there, some sort

of higher power.

Yeah.

I never chose to attach any divinity to it, that's all.

Well, as long as you believe in something in here, you know, that's what

Amen, brother.

Look, Harv, I'm glad you came down today.

I really, I need to apologize, you know, for all of my bad behavior.

And I hope you can find a place in your heart to, you know, to forgive me.

I believe in forgiveness, too.

Right on. Right on.

Hello, sweetheart.

Hello, father.

What's the occasion?

Well, my plans fell through and I felt like cooking.

Oh, really?

Yeah. What are we having?

Spaghetti. No.

Really.

I love spaghetti.

You know what? That's a lucky thing, Dad.

For real.

So, how's it going?

to what?

Don't be cute, Dad.

Oh, this?

Fine, fine.

Dad,

don't take this the wrong way.

I really liked Caitlin, but I think she was all wrong for you.

Unbelievable. That's what Joe said, too.

What was so wrong about us?

Come on.

No, really. What could you see that I couldn't?

Dad, she didn't like your car.

You gotta be kidding me.

Mm -mm.

I'm not kidding you. It's not just the car. It's what the car represents. I

mean, come on, the way you babied that car, the way you took care of that car,

the fact that your brother gave you that car.

I mean, Dad, let's face it. If she didn't like that car... Mom liked that

Mom loved that car.

Yes, she did, didn't she?

So, uh, Dad, tell me something.

Is it true that I was conceived in the back of that Cuda?

Who told you that?

Joe.

He's dead.

So? No.

No, it's not true?

No, I'm not going to tell you.

You were hatched.

That was awesome, guys.

I thought my stomach was going to blow up.

No. Are you okay to drive? I only had two margaritas. Of course I can drive.

You're sure you're okay?

Will you shut up? I'm fine.

Get in. Okay.

Oh, my God, it's a cop.

Excuse me, ma 'am.

What did I do? I didn't do anything.

Have you been drinking?

I had one margarita.

Step out of the car, please.

You want me to make you blow the tube?

No, sir.

Any designated drivers here willing to submit to a breathalyzer test?

No, sir.

All right, I'm going to cut you guys a break.

You two grab a taxi.

And what about her?

I'll make sure she gets home all right.

It's all right.

Call me tomorrow.

You call me when you get home.

All right.

I lived just a few blocks from here. I can walk. That's okay. I'd be derelict

my duty if I didn't see you home.

I'll drive.

And what about your motorcycle?

I'll walk back.

Are you sure?

It's no problem.

Get it.

Where are we going?

I live about a half mile up. Take a left on Harrison.

Ray?

What are you doing?

Stop, Ray.

Ray?

Stop. You don't want to do this.

Hey, Danny, what's up? We got a motorcycle cop picked up these two guys

night and a female friend outside of the firehouse. It's a club about three

blocks from here.

Anyway, haven't seen or heard from her since.

This is her car. Tried opening up the doors. No keys. No luck.

Hi.

Inspector Lee. Hi.

So, how did you guys find the car?

When she didn't call, we got worried.

So, we retraced the route between the club and her house.

Any place now she could be a friend, maybe?

No. She would have called.

She just lives a couple of blocks from

here.

She's alive.

Danny, call an ambulance. Guys, help me dispatch it.

It was Ray Crowell. We got a positive

ID from the woman's two friends over here. The bastard shot her, left her in

car to die. He abandoned the car. I assume he's got her keys.

Maybe he wanted her house key.

He's stolen something from everybody he's victimized.

You having a draft?

Yeah.

3701 Harrison.

Let's roll.

Master's on his horse.

5 George 31, we're in hot pursuit of a Kawasaki police edition.

Appears to be SFPD Solo.

He's heading south on Folsom, just crossing 14th.

We'll meet you up top.

Ray, take it easy, okay? I'm a fellow officer.

Ray, let's take a minute and think about this.

I'm tired of thinking.

Well, then don't think. Listen.

Hey, Ray, listen. Why don't you just hear what he has to say? Shut up.

You really screwed the pooch this time, Ray.

Don't talk to me. Not now.

Ray, Tommy doesn't want you hurt. Tommy wants you to give up. Shut up.

Jump, Ray.

Do it.

It's the only way.

Ray, don't listen to him.

Don't listen to him. Listen to me.

It's the right thing, Ray.

You have no choice now.

Ray!

Listen to me now, Ray. Take it easy.

Jump.

Well, I guess he just didn't want to listen, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, Nick.

Hi, son.

Well, I guess we're bashing it again, huh?

Sorry things didn't work out.

Yeah, me too.

I guess it ran its course.

Joe told me what happened at the DMV.

Well, that guy in charge had it in for me the second I got in the car.

Yeah, I'm sorry to hear it.

What? Beer.

It was Caitlin's day to go to the market.

Well, I didn't want a damn beer anyway.

Ah, me either.

You know, there's a service, a band, that'll pick you up right in front of

apartment. Oh. Yep, take you anywhere you want to go.

Well. Worth looking into, isn't it?

Yeah, maybe.

Thanks, thank you.

Uh, that's in shock, but it'll live.

If somebody waters it.

Okay, I'll water it.

You hungry?

I could eat.

Chinese or Italian?

I feel like Indian tonight.

Don't ask me why.

You're thinking about taking that driving test again, aren't you?

Why? You thinking of letting me practice in the cuda?

No. I didn't think so.