All language subtitles for Nash Bridges s05e13 Liars Poker

What are you so happy about?

It's Wednesday, brother.

And that would be significant because...
Because Inger and Lucia come home today

at 3 o 'clock.

Whoa! All right!

It's been five months, man.

All right!

I haven't lost any hair, have I?

Man, you're perfect. That's what I
thought.

You think you'll notice?

Notice what?

What do you mean, notice what?

Man, I lost five pounds.

My pants are barely hanging on, man.
Hold that thought, Bubba. Check out the

that's behind us on the bike.

I picked him up at 7th and Towns.

He just likes to start.

Well, let's just give him a little
demonstration. What do you say?

He knows me.

They want us to pick him up?

FBI picks him up. Kruger's gonna smell
it.

Has to be local, Nash.

All right. Give me the details. I'll
take you to look at it.

Trust me, man. This is a huge play for
you guys.

Yeah.

He's checking into the Fairmont.

When? In an hour.

A whole hour, huh? Just pick him up and
hold him. Next time you see me, I'll be

out from under.

Kruger be history.

Where do I find you if something goes
wonky?

Nothing's gonna go wrong, Nash.

That's why I came here.

Yeah, Harv.

Yeah, cancel the meeting with the DA.

Something came up. Joe and I are all
over it.

All right, see you later.

There's our guy.

No luggage.

Get a closer look at him.

I thought you were supposed to check
into the Fairmont.

Yeah, Murphy's Laws work. Don't you just
love them?

Stay right there. Stay right there.

FBI won't have to worry about him now.
He's dead.

Mark Hopkins' tape card. I thought you
were supposed to check it in the fair

room. Yeah, I wonder what else Shane
doesn't have right on there.

Credit cards and 77 bucks.

Isn't that the exact fine for
jaywalking? I'm sure he wishes he were

pay it.

Well, she checked out. She's a housewife
from Walnut Creek. She was in town to

buy supplies for her daughter's school,
and her husband's on his way in.

Anything else, Harv? Nah, he was
traveling late.

Let's get a set of prints of Mr. Getman
here. I want to find out if that's his

real name.

Oh, good idea.

Yes. Getman?

Yes. Do you have the money?

Yes.

Meet me at the restaurant on Pier 40 in
20 minutes.

Make it 30.

How will I know you?

I'll be the guy with a briefcase full of
Deutschmark.

Wrong coat.

I'd like to see the money.

There it is.

Damn.

If you think for the price I'm paying, I
could get a nicer one than this.

You're saying you don't want it. I
didn't say I didn't want it.

Nice doing business with you, Mr.
Gatman.

Nah. You should have come out earlier.

It's too noisy.

Hey! Look what you did!

Come back here!

I'll bite you! Get your butt back here!

It's all right. No harm done.

They're young.

Watch no excuse.

We were just like those kids.

Never dreaming we'd ever get old.

Hell, Red, you've been bitching about
getting old for years.

All you need is a couple cold beers and
a few fish, that's all.

What I need is a three -way bypass.

You're kidding.

I was at the cardiologist yesterday.

My medical plan don't cover it, and I
ain't got 50 ,000 bucks.

I'm barely making it running my bait
shop and working as a security guard.

What are you gonna do?

Wait till my arteries close up and I
keel over.

Because it wouldn't be so bad if I just
had a little bite.

Just a nip.

Ah, the spy who came in from the cove. I
get it. You weren't playing hooky, you

were playing hockey. What is that?

Hockey stick.

Yes, dear, I know that. Where did you
get it?

I bought it with 700 ,000 Deutschmarks
that I found under Gettman's bed in the

hotel where he wasn't supposed to be
staying.

I didn't even know.

I know, huh?

Which means we're looking at a standard
easel transport.

What? It's an old World War II French
resistance gag.

Use a very inconspicuous item to
transport a much more valuable one.

So, did we get Prince off the body?

Ah, yes.

See, Mr. John Getman, born in Canada,
raised in England, family immigrated to

Israel when he was 17, trained by
Mossad, followed by some number of years

the Israeli army. Now, after that, well,
it gets kind of sketchy. He has no

criminal record, so if I had to guess...

I'd say he was a company man, but not
one of ours.

Well, if that's true, how come the FBI
was after him, not the CIA?

What was that to do with the Kruger
cartel?

Well, one thing's for certain.

They'll never tell us.

Aha!

What is that, a computer chip?

It's from a digital camera.

What do you say we download these?

See what we got.

Okay, but for that price, I hope they're
original works by Ansel Adams.

You get a light on our buddy Shea?

Not yet.

Want me to marshal the forces?

Nah, I don't want the FBI or anybody
else breathing down our neck until I

out what we're into.

Hockey stick man?

Boss, I lost him.

Right after he ducked into a barge
station off a market. I don't know if he

thought I was on to him or what. Help
those photos turn out.

Otherwise all we got is a dead guy, an
undercover agent we can't find, and a

very expensive hockey stick.

The guy I bought the stick from thinks
I'm Gavin.

All right, well, so you're stepping to
Gatman's shoes. Let's see where that

leads you.

Yeah, hopefully to Shane West.

Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad! Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad! Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad! Oh, Dad! Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad!

Oh, Dad!

Tell me, Nick, how about Nash?

He ever have anything like that?

Oh, Nash caught one of the greatest bank
robbers of all time.

Really? Who was that?

A gentleman, Gene.

He robbed seven banks, all in different
disguises, so nobody had a clue to what

he looked like.

How did he get caught?

Well, Gene made one mistake. He went
back to the place that had given him a

packet before, just to piss him off.

Nash figured it's what he'd do, so he
was there waiting for him.

Your bet, Merle. I check.

I bet a dime.

I'll see you and raise you a nickel.

Now, once in a while, you'll get a bank
robber with a good plan or some inside

help.

You know, banks aren't stupid.

How do you mean?

Well, they got dime packets.

They got explosive bands on money.
They've got different silent alarms.

It's not easy to rob a bank.

You've been called, Stan.

John, get me that dessert.

And that would make you... Jake.

Of course.

Would you mind putting that away so you
can see I'm unarmed?

Hardly.

What did you ask for, didn't I?

It'll do.

Want to explain to me what you were
doing in my shower?

Oh, I felt so dirty.

You wouldn't believe what I had to go
through to get that for you.

Plus, I cleaned it for you.

All that grease and gun oil. Who wants
to find yourself jammed up?

We still talking about the gun?

Okay.

If you need anything else, just call
this number right here. Someone will get

message to me and I'll get back to you
within the hour.

What else am I likely to need?

If you're still alive when this is over,
I might just answer that.

Gotta go.

Bye.

Oh.

That'd be kind of interesting.

What is this, a hint?

I need you to run it for Prince.

Okay. Who's... I don't know. That's why
I need you to run it.

She calls herself Chase.

Chase? May not be her real name, though.

Right, and where did you meet Chase?

In Getman's hotel room.

She was taking a shower in Getman's
hotel room while you were pretending to

Getman? Yeah. Well, she got dirty
cleaning the gun.

And what gun is that?

The one Getman was going to use to kill
somebody, I imagine. I'm a little fuzzy

on those details.

So, um, will, uh, Chase be staying in
this room with you?

Uh, I'm a little fuzzy on that, too.

Right. Well, I'll check around.

I know you will.

Time for presses.

Photos from the hockey sticks.

Okay. Whoa, have a look. Carlos
Santiago.

Why, you good.

Oh, now I know why Getman was staying in
the, uh, Mark Hopkins.

Well. Not just the fluffy down pillow?

No, his picture was taken in the plaza
across the street from Getman's hotel

room. So Stickman was paid to get
Santiago here? Mm -hmm.

Getman's been hired to take him out.

Well, what a lovely bunch of people.
Charming, aren't they? Yes. Harvey,

with the high -end hotels. See if
they've got any unusual visitors.

I'm guessing that if Getman is here
looking for him, that he's probably got

someone looking for Getman. Oh, and find
out everything you can on this Kruger

guy. You want me to inform the feds?
Nah, I got it.

Joe?

Oh, man, you look like the one with jet
lag. How's the family?

Inger. She brought her mother back with
her from Sweden.

No.

You're kidding. I thought she went there
to bury her.

I told you, Nassman, this woman will not
die, man.

Now she's taking over the whole house.

She has this thing called sweet soup.
She makes it all day and eats it all

I mean, she brought six suitcases with
her.

She never sleeps and she drinks Ovaltine
all day.

Ovaltine? Now she's got Lucia hooked on
it.

Okay. Did Inger happen to mention how
long she was going to stay?

Just until I kill myself, I guess. Oh,
not long then.

Oh, and by the way, I pulled a favor and
got Shane West's undercover address.

It's 3837 Hyde Street. It's go by the
name of Eddie Calhoun.

You're a beautiful man.

Hey, where are you going? I'm coming.
No, no, no, no. I can't be seen with a

cop, especially one that's suicidal.

Mr. K wants to discuss the operation
tomorrow night at 8. Mercury Club on

See you later. Bye.

Me!

Don't move!

Why am I moving?

D .A., get up!

Who's in charge?

You're under arrest.

Good, let's go.

Come on, aren't you guys coming?

A .K .A. Jack Carson.

A .K .A. J .D. Witherspoon.

What were you doing in that apartment?

I'm going to tell you.

Just as soon as you tell me what you
were doing there.

and I'm going to want to see the
warrant.

Do you realize how much trouble you're
in?

No, because nobody will tell me what the
hell's going on, which makes me kind of

believe that you don't have a clue
either.

I'm asking the questions here. You just
answer them.

What happened? He couldn't get into ATF?

I'll take it from here, fellas.

I know who you are.

Good. I'm glad somebody does.

Now tell me who you are and I'll add you
to my palm pilot.

I know what you're doing here, Mr.
Getman.

Unless it's suddenly become a crime in
this city to carry around a hotel key

card.

I'll just take your apology and be on my
way.

Personally, I don't give a damn if you
shoot Carlos Santiago or not. In fact,

you'd be doing us a big favor.

Unfortunately, I can't condone breaking
the law in order to enforce it.

So, my suggestion would be, unless you
want to stay in my sights, that you

hightail it to the airport and catch the
next flight to anywhere.

I'll take it under advisement.

Oh, I'd do more than that.

Well, but then I'm not you.

Bet you wish that you weren't.

This is the empty seat, Anthony.

We had poker tonight at my place. What
the hell do you want to meet down here

for?

Sit down, Nick.

Judas H. Priest.

Now, which one of you thought up this
dumbass plan?

We want you to help us, Nick.

You're not bank robbers.

You'd pee in your pants if you ever
tried a real heist. The question is, are

in? Hell no, I'm not in. Okay.

Then the other question is, are you
going to tell Nash?

Of course I'm not going to tell Nash
because I'm going to talk you out of it.

Even if they did catch us? We don't have
criminal records.

We aren't going to use real guns.

We'd get a slap on the wrist.

We could use you, Nick. You know how
cops think. We could use that.

Are you doddering old fools crazy?

I'm not gonna do it. Neither are you.

What is happening, Nick?

Whether you help us or not.

I'm driving the getaway car.

Stan can't make the quick turns kind of
as Bursitis.

You'll never get away with it.

Hell, you can hardly walk. Why are you
doing this?

You know why I'm doing it.

And what about you two?

You need surgery too?

Brain transplants?

I don't really have a reason.

But I'm not doing anything else.

I'm available.

Nick!

Let him go.

You feel so good.

What the hell is that?

Oh, it's nothing. It's just Mama.

Oh, come on, Joe. Don't stop. Don't
stop.

What the hell?

Isn't that the same Mama who was almost
dead six months ago? You know, she's

moving around furniture like a
stevedore. She's just nesting, just

comfortable. It's perfectly normal.

See?

All quiet.

Now, where were we?

It's not dirty. We're married. It's
okay.

She wants some lute fish.

Lute fish?

Mm -hmm.

There's a Swedish market that's open on
California, Joe.

They're serious.

Peace.

Joe. Joe. Can I ask you a question? Joe.

Oh, Nick. Hey, what's up?

I'm thinking of writing a book.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

It's from the point of view of the
father of a cop, and I'm going to have a

chapter on you and Nash catching bank
robbers.

Really? Now, the hypothetical question
is, what would happen to some guys in

their 70s with no criminal record if
they robbed a bank, let's say with toy

guns, and got caught?

You're thinking of robbing a bank, Nick?
No, no. This is...

Truly hypothetical.

It's research.

Ah, research.

Well, bank robbery is a state and a
federal offense.

One to 15 minimum.

More if there's elaborate planning
involved in the use of a weapon, even if

a toy gun.

Bottom line, I wouldn't recommend it.
All right. Thanks, Joe. Thanks. Oh, and

don't mention anything to Nash about
this, okay?

About the book or the conversation?

Either one.

What the hell was that?

Thanks for coming.

What do you want?

This is really embarrassing.

What?

The engagement ring that I gave you, I
need it back.

What?

Cassie, that ring, it has a lot of
history.

My grandfather gave it to my
grandmother.

It's like a family heirloom.

Well, honestly,

I don't really know what I'd do with it.

I'll have to look again.

Great.

Great.

Hi.

Gatman, 15 fixed messages.

Nothing, Mr. Gatman. Thank you.

All right, let me do it.

rude deep face.

There's no civility anymore.

Wow.

They say you were good.

Damn.

Oh, my God, you're hurt.

Are you all right?

Better than him.

Come on.

First aid kit, sir.

Listen, was there something going on out
there by the elevators? There was a

noise. It's a minor incident, sir. A
fella made a disturbance. Police had to

take him into custody. They have it
handled. Oh, excellent. Good work. Thank

you.

Oh,

good.

First aid kit, please.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, look at that cut.

Oh, boy.

What are we going to do, play doctor?

Absolutely.

Now there's an idea.

I should have been a brain surgeon.

People say I'm very good with my hands.

Really?

Sorry, did that hurt?

Depends on what you had in mind.

I know what would feel better.

Really?

You're right.

You ever seen that guy at the elevator
before?

Who else knows I'm here?

Mr. K.

That would mean Mr.

Kruger.

Unless you're working for another Mr.

K, yeah.

No.

How about Eddie Calhoun?

No.

What's your connection to him?

Same as it is to you.

Well...

Not exactly the same.

Look it.

Mr. K needs me to interfere.

I interfere.

Asking questions or answering them is
not part of the job description.

And I'm only telling you that because I
like you.

And I'm your doctor.

You know, whoever sent that party
crasher is undoubtedly going to send

one. So I want you out of here.

Right now.

You're kicking me out?

Yes.

You mean that's it?

Yes, for now.

But I didn't get to show you everything.

Well, you know what? It's always good to
have something to look forward to,

isn't it?

I guess.

See you around.

Yeah, see you.

Well, welcome back to our little world.

I understand Caitlin has a little
competition.

Baby, tell me about it.

Okay, the guy in the elevator,
professional hitman named Brian Raymond,

close quarter hits, works mostly out of
Detroit.

What's he have to say for himself?

He's a pro. He knows the drill. He's
keeping his mouth manned shut.

What do we got on Kruger? According to
Interpol, he's a former East Berlin

industrial contractor turned uber bad
guy. So Bremer tries to kill you in

to protect Santiago, which means he has
a vested interest in Santiago's

business. I was getting somewhere.

And I may as well just go ahead and
paint a target on my back.

Don't nobody move.

This is a robbery.

Everybody on the floor.

You, guard, don't move or you're a dead
man.

I'm not moving.

Everybody cooperate.

Nobody gets hurt. Fill it up.

Yes, sir. No more fill.

And no, guys, hurry up. All right.

That's it.

All of you.

There'll be no bank robbery here.

What the hell?

Go on, get out. Go, go, go.

What's wrong?

Get out.

Public enemy number one.

Dead man walking.

I ain't dead yet.

Have you lost what little mind you have
left?

Take it easy, Nash.

I may have half Alzheimer's, but I also
have a good explanation.

Go?

It wasn't what it looked like.

You were standing in a bank waving a gun
around with a mask on. What was it

supposed to look like? It wasn't a gun.
It was a rocket ranger space equalizer.

Nobody would rob a bank with a stupid
thing like that.

I was just chasing away the real bank
robbers, that's all.

What real bank robbers?

Ones that got away.

Two of them and the one that died.

Red's not dead.

Red's okay.

He's in surgery.

And the other two.

They wouldn't happen to be your other
poker buddies, would they?

I know you were in a tough spot.

It wasn't the greatest plan that I've
ever heard of in the world.

But your heart was in the right place.

What was that? Rocket Ranger?

Yeah.

I found it.

Yeah.

I have an asteroid back.

That's the weirdest thing, Grandpa.

At first, I didn't really care. You
know, it didn't bother me.

So over between us, then you know what?

It really kind of hurt.

Well, love's a hard thing to find, and
it's even a harder thing to lose, even

the person turns out to be all wrong.

Yeah, I can think of younger days when I
lay it for my

life.

Was everything a man could want to do.

I could never be tomorrow.

I was never told about love.

Stop the rain.

Fall down.

How's my big girls, huh?

Oh, Joe, don't go in there.

Why not?

Mama, she's sleeping.

In my bed?

Joe. What's wrong with her bed?

Oh, Joe, that bed is so uncomfortable.

The springs are killing her back.

Well, I'll put some boards under the
spring. She's not taking over my

Joe, be the bigger man here.

I'm sorry, honey. There is no bigger man
than your mother.

Gula, wake up.

Come on, I've waited for five months for
my wife and child to come home, and I'm

trying to be a nice guy here, but you've
taken over every room in the house.

The whole place stinks like a loot fish.

And you got my daughter hooked on
Ovaltine.

You're not, I repeat, not taking over my
bed. Let's go. Come on. Yo.

Ula.

She took a sleeping pill.

I don't think she heard a word you said.

This is a private area.

Name's Getman. I'm on the list.

Sorry. No Getman.

You're making a mistake.

But I'm going to forgive you this time.

Hey!

What, are you following me?

I would if I could.

Oh, he's okay, Danny. Come up here. Mr.
K is here.

This is who you know.

Eddie Calhoun.

Long time no see, brother.

You do remember me, don't you?

John Getman?

Yeah, man.

I've been trying to get a hold of you,
man. Yeah, well, here I am, man.

Hey, guys.

Mr. K's waiting upstairs.

Going up ahead, Chase.

I'll bring him in.

Well, don't tell him, boy.

Are you insane?

You've been a bad boy, Shane.

You send me on a fool's errand and then
you disappear?

Where's Getman?

Getman's dead.

He got hit by a car. It was an accident.

So you became Getty.

Well, I kind of had to. I couldn't find
you, and I had some questions there,

Bubba. Didn't seem like much of a
stretch at the time. How much do you

Enough to be dangerous.

And also to know that you're in over
your head.

Kruger's meeting with Santiago to divide
up the hemispheres and drug zones.

There's a trap with Santiago when it's
gone down.

Well, good.

Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll kill
each other.

Nash, you got to get out of here, man.
Fine.

Why?

Kruger, I ain't getting personal.

He knows Gettman.

Ah, Mr. Gettman, at last.

You're not Gettman.

Gettman's dead.

I'm Teddy Malone, his replacement.

His replacement?

I don't think so, Mr. Malone.

I worked with Gettman.

He had an accident. I stepped in and
assumed the job.

You're welcome.

I'm going to need another 10 % on top
for my trouble. I had to cancel a trip

Cairo. Oh, it's an interesting story,
Mr. Malone.

Unfortunately, you're a policeman.

You better stop sampling your own
inventory there, Holt. You're starting

paranoid. I know for a fact that there's
a DEA agent on Santiago's payroll.

Now I've found him. You're wasting my
time, and there's no refund.

Escort Mr. Malone outside.

Eddie, get rid of him.

Next time you decide to disappear, leave
me a crib sheet.

Stop.

No blindfold?

You're going to shoot me with my own
gun?

Do it.

I got to tell you guys something.

None of you are in my will.

You know, you're getting kind of handy
to have around. Oh, by the way, you're

under arrest.

You mean you are a cop?

Well, in my spare time. Where's Kruger?

I don't know. He left.

To where?

If I tell you, he's going to kill me. If
you tell me, he's going to go to jail

for life.

If you don't tell me, you're going to go
to jail.

What's it going to be, sister?

I'll kill you.

I trusted you, you bastard.

Take me to the end of my days. I will
kill you.

You don't want to get those nasty little
nodules on your throat.

You're coming with me.

So,

this

is what it takes.

looks like no this is what the end of
the chase looks like so you're letting

walk huh well that depends you have 10
seconds sister to determine the rest of

your life okay do you solemnly swear to
not hang out with bad guys ever again

amen i cross my heart hope to die yeah
whatever it

takes absolutely

There's the door.

I don't want to ever see you again.

Or I will be your worst enemy.

Thanks for saving my life.

Oh, it was my pleasure.

So long, Captain Bridges.

Thing is, is that you told me she was
mouthy. Now, to me, that's not mouthy.

I said that?

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

Well, personal taste, you know.

One man's meat, another man's poison.

Yeah, you look good, Red. Yeah, I'm
okay.

Oh, Merle?

Dan?

Red there's already been arrested for
the, uh...

Bank robbery.

Now it's your turn.

Hey, what are you talking about, Nash?

Well, I'll tell you.

I'm not going to let my old man go down
for a job that you guys did.

You're going to show him the same
devotion that he showed you, aren't you?

The ship's over, Joseph.

Go home.

You've got to finish these reports, man.

Requisitioning office supplies? Don't do
that. That's the desk surgeon's job.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

Okay, I just don't want to go home,
okay?

Uh -oh.

Talk to me.

This is my mother -in -law. She's taking
over my house. It's that simple.

Don't even start. You're not allowed.

Because you know who I have to go home
to? Nobody. And I bet you think that

sounds nice. It stinks. If I had a
beautiful wife like Inger, who loves me,

a beautiful little baby doll like Lucia
to go home to, I'd put up with anything,

man. Uh -uh, no.

No, life hands you lemons. You've got to
be making lemonade, bro.

Well, that's all they do with Luke Fisk.

What do you give me for this?

Oh,

they're beautiful.

And so are you.

Well, I'll tell you one damn thing.

The only trouble you can get in playing
cribbage with me is getting your ass

beaten.

We'll see.

Yes, we will.

Guards are coming.