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Ooh, Megan.

Welcome. Hello, Reverend.

We're ready for the ceremony. Thank you for fitting us into your busy schedule.

No problem.

Follow me.

Lexi.

What's going on?

We're getting married. You can't marry her.

You have to marry me.

For the money. I need the money.

Lexi, you're making a scene. They have a plane to catch. Our honeymoon is in

Hawaii and you're ruining everything.

No.

Oh, my God.

No.

Don't worry, my child.

It will be quick and painless.

It's a double duty day.

Oh, my God.

No. No, please.

Let us begin.

Do you, Coop, take Megan to be your wedded wife?

The Lord is my shepherd.

I shall not want.

And do you, Megan, take Coop to be your wedded husband? To have and to hold.

He leads me by faith pastures.

Nothing shall I fear.

As long as you both shall live.

I do.

I don't.

I don't.

I do.

I do.

Though I walk in the valley of darkness, I will fear no evil.

In our wedding culture, you're going to get married.

And Lexi was in prison, and there was this minister, and he was going to jab

in the arm with an executor. Hey, calm down, honey.

You're dreaming.

I promise you.

They don't kill you for tax evasion.

Yeah, but they have Lexi locked up.

Megan, I've told you before.

Lexi has got an army of lawyers. She's got a ton of wealthy friends.

Believe me, she's not rotting in a jail cell somewhere.

I know, but it's just not fair that she's being punished for something that

father did.

Will you listen to me, please?

Lexi can take care of herself.

Now, for your own sake, you gotta let this go.

I can't.

Okay, we can't.

We can't just turn our backs on her. This is something horrible that's

to somebody that we know, somebody that you were married to, and somebody that

you supposedly care about. Sure, I do. I care about her. But you know what? I'm

not going to marry Lexi. I'm not going to marry her for money. I'm not going to

marry her for pity. I'm not going to marry her for anything.

I can't believe you can live with yourself when you could have done

and didn't. I can because I live for you, not Lexi.

Dammit, you should do the same.

Hey, hi.

Welcome home.

Peter, it's been a long flight home from the Dominican Republic, and I'm tired.

Why are you here?

I broke up with Lexi, and I'm in love with you.

It's always been you.

Well, you've got this all wrong.

No, actually, I've got it all right. It may sound trite, but I think we were

meant to be together.

No, we're not.

No, I finally figured this all out. I mean, call it crazy. It may be forces or

fate, whatever, but you're divorced from Kyle, and I'm not with Lexi.

Peter, I'm not divorced from Kyle.

But I thought that's why you went down there.

I know, but it's a long story. I went for a divorce, but Rory was along. It's

complicated.

But the bottom line is that Kyle and I love each other, and we got married.

Again.

Hey, Pete.

What are you, the welcoming committee?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Well, uh, this being our first night back, I don't think we want to spend too

much time talking, so why don't you come to the reception on Thursday night,

and, uh, we'll catch up then.

Oh, good. Good. Sure. Why not?

You understand, right?

Yeah, of course. Of course. Welcome home.

I got friends who think that when I'm

passing on the street, I got my kids down to play when I'm down.

Yeah, well, I'm only here because the surgery got canceled and I had time to

kill. And there's only so much time a guy can spend in a cafeteria reading

medical journals. Hey, I'm reading, too.

Parenting. You should check it out. Listen, where the hell's the doctor?

on her way.

Hey, give me your hand.

The baby's kicking again.

Well, of course he is.

You're his mother.

I'm surprised he's not screaming bloody murder or holding up a liquor store.

Hi, Taylor.

Hi.

Michael, what are you doing here?

Um... Taylor's a pal.

We live together.

Temporarily. He's the daddy.

Oh.

I'd appreciate it if you kept that between us. You know, a story like this

get around this hospital like an epidemic.

You don't need to be scared of the truth, sweetie.

Taylor, a favor, please.

Put a cork in it.

Listen, your business is your business, and I'm just here to see to it that this

baby is born healthy. So, you ready? It's gonna be cold. Okay.

Ooh! Whoa.

Okay.

There we go.

Okay. Take a look.

Oh my God.

Nice and healthy.

Everything's normal.

Look at that.

Okay.

Here you go.

The first photograph of your unborn son.

Oh, my God. It's so amazing.

Michael, our own little human being.

Oh.

Here's one for you, too, Michael.

Uh, no, thank you. You've seen one baby picture. You've seen them all. Michael.

Fine. See you later.

So understand, Crick, you're a hell of a shortstop.

If you don't keep your grades up, I'm going to have to suspend you from the

team. Coach, it isn't fair.

Hey, life isn't fair. Sometimes it can even be a real bummer.

Hey, guys, you want to stop giving my girlfriend the once -over and get back

on the field? Let's go.

Come on.

Am I still your girlfriend after last night?

I don't think we should break up after one little argument, do you?

No, of course not. That's why I came here.

To apologize.

I've been such an emotional mess since this whole...

Billy and the Jonathan thing. I've been taking it out on you.

Hey, Billy's your husband. You have a right to be upset.

Yeah, but my marriage is over.

Now I gotta move on with it.

Well, you're getting no arguments from me. I didn't think so.

I would love to start over.

Just put all this old baggage out of my mind and act like it was when we first

met. Okay, it's a deal.

I get to do what I wanted to do the first time I laid eyes on you.

Megan, I'll have another martini.

How about a cup of coffee instead?

Naked Irish and you got a deal. You know, you don't have to punish yourself

that. Oh, come on, Megan. What planet are you from?

Alcohol kills the pain. No, it doesn't.

Look, no more drinks, all right? Hey, I'm not driving anywhere.

Hell, I'm going nowhere.

Listen, I'm glad you're out of jail and that you're doing all right. Yeah, just

dandy. You know, Peter bailed me out.

First he dumped me and then he takes pity on me.

You know, they took my picture, too. Yeah, my new name is now 26401.

Maybe I should play that in the lottery, huh?

My chances of winning $10 million are a hell of a lot better than Coop ever

marrying me.

How did he take my incarceration?

Was he going to sleep over it?

Probably not.

You know, I'm going to check on that coffee.

Hey.

Listen, I just wanted to come by and apologize for this morning. Yeah, well,

know what? At this point, apologies aren't enough. You have to take action.

you please drive Lexi home?

Oh, well, there he is.

Thank you for a man.

Want to share a little nightcap with the convicts? Hey, give it a rest, Lexi,

all right? I'm trying to talk to Megan. Oh, hey, Coop, talking cheap.

She bet my tax with Barnes.

Megan, if I wanted coffee, I would have gone to Starbucks. Lexi, you need to sit

down and sober up, okay?

Megan, stop trying to take care of her, all right? She obviously doesn't want

your help, and she doesn't appreciate it. No, well, you know what? Someone's

to look out for her.

All right, fine.

You know what? You win. I'll take her home.

But I'm telling you, Megan, this better be the end of it.

Where are we going?

Dancing? Bowling? Hey, I'm up for anything.

Oh, wow.

I think it helps to have Dave Cause in the house.

Hey, you guys, you're back. Everything worked out. You stopped the divorce.

No, but we got married again. For the second and last time.

Well, however it happened, congratulations.

It's nice to see things work out for two people who are so in love.

Thank you for all your help.

If you need me, we'll be in my office making our wedding reception plans.

Could you possibly close up tonight?

I've been doing it for weeks.

I guess I'll be the understanding wife and try and wait up for you.

I promise I'll make it well with you, Lyle.

You are quite the escort.

Go to bed.

Why won't you marry me?

You make my problems go away.

We still have a strictly platonic relationship.

Hell, we could all live together. You, me, and Megan.

You two can make kissy faces 24 hours a day.

Damn it. Am I the only one who sees how insane this is?

What kind of whacked -out father puts a marriage stipulation in his will? Like a

secret clause with a $10 million jackpot.

Come on, inheritances are supposed to be about family things, like keepsakes and

houses and jewelry and armoires. Right, okay.

My father was a lunatic.

But do you know what they say about things with the father?

Yeah, well, I'm not entirely convinced you're not following in his footsteps.

Coop. Is marrying me really that repulsive?

I mean, it's only make -believe.

Besides, we've always been great pretenders, you and me.

I gotta go.

Oh, cool.

Hey, don't you remember this?

You bought this for me on our first wedding anniversary. Not only do I not

remember...

It's a fault.

I deserve what I get. I deserve a present.

Come on, Lexi. It's not your fault. You just caught up in a bad situation.

God, does he hate me that much? Why did my father do this to me?

Oh, he didn't hate you.

Just... The old man, he couldn't...

Handle his own life so he thought he'd manipulate yours.

I'm not alone, Coop.

I'm not so empty.

I don't have a friend in the world.

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

That's right, my love.

I'm your friend.

How do you like being the new receptionist here at Mancini Burns

Isn't it Burns Mancini Cooper?

Yeah, well, only because I'm a nice guy and I let other people's egos go before

my own.

That's sweet.

I mean, to work for three good -looking doctors, it's a girl's dream come true.

Yeah.

Yeah, but who do you like the best?

Now, never mind that Coop's taken and Peter's a little unstable.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, did I mention that I could get you moved from temp to something a little

more permanent?

No. Did I mention that I was tangled?

Three times.

Did I?

Excuse me while I file these. Where do we do, Michael?

Can't it wait?

I'm in a very dark place right now, Michael, and watching you come on to our

secretary on her very first day doesn't help my mood. It's a big deal. I'm a

free man.

She works for us. All the better.

Did you see that dress she has on? One I wouldn't give to peel that thing off.

The last thing that this office needs is a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Hey, I'm a great -looking guy, and Carrie was enjoying her repartee every

much as I was. Well, this is a doctor's office, not a dating service.

Oh, I get it. You're jealous. You got your eye on Carrie, too, huh?

Michael, I am not interested in Carrie.

Unlike you, I am looking to put my life together with someone that I care about.

Oh, let's see. Who would that be? Lexi?

Oh, no, you soured on her, and Taylor, well, nobody in their right mind would

after her.

And there's, uh, Megan, but... No, she's too smart to be interested in you.

Amanda? Again?

Get out of here. Now! Listen to me, I have some advice for you. I don't want

to... Stop chasing ex -wives, former lovers, and old flames, because once

they've dumped you, it's over. Trust me, I should know. Thanks for the tip. Bye.

I'm sorry to bother you.

Can I come in?

Um, sure.

Can I, um, offer you something?

Juice or coffee?

No, thanks.

Coop was never any good at hanging his things up.

You know, sometimes I have to make a little game out of it.

Promised to hang everything, and I promised to do the dishes.

Kind of miss those little things about being married, those fun challenges.

So where do you stand?

Any chance you'll get the money?

Are you kidding me?

My attorneys tell me there's nothing else they can do.

The IRS wants to seize my personal assets.

I hope they let me keep my wedding album.

God knows it doesn't mean a damn to anyone but me and Coop.

If you're trying to make me feel sorry for you, you don't have to. I already

I think this is terrible.

It's not pity I'm looking for, Megan.

Lord knows I've got plenty of that.

Then what do you want? Because there's not a lot I can do.

Yeah. Coop has really limited your options a bit, I imagine.

He loves you more than life itself.

Listen, I know Coop loves me.

But I don't know why you're telling me all of this.

Well, Megan, I was hoping that maybe you would be able to...

Who am I to expect that you... Forget it.

Just forget it. No, no, listen. I want to help. I want to talk to Coop. But you

have to admit, it's pretty ridiculous. Two mature people marrying only for

money. Yeah, well, that shouldn't matter to Coop, seeing that that's the reason

he married me in the first place.

Look, Megan, you're my last chance.

If Coop doesn't marry me, then...

My life's over.

I hope you two have a very happy...

I'm glad I ran into you two here. I want to apologize about the other day. I

just took it by surprise that you two got married so soon again.

It happens.

Um, Kyle, why don't you get at the table? I want to talk to Peter just for

moment, if it's okay?

Be right back.

How long does be right back find me?

I just want to make sure that we're clear on a couple of things. Oh, yeah,

Like what?

Well, like I'm married to Kyle, and I always will be, and you need to let go.

Amanda, please. I think I can handle myself.

Well, I don't understand. Where did this sudden rebirth of interest in me come

from?

Well, my love for you didn't just pop out of the blue, you know. It's always

been there.

It's just that I need a little help.

Therapy, actually, to uncover it.

Oh.

Well, I'm glad you're taking care of yourself.

But I suggest you work on dealing with your revelation rather than announcing

to the world.

I am dealing with things just fine, thank you. It's just that I'm... I want

to be happy.

I couldn't be happier.

And you need to accept that.

You got it.

So, I guess I will see you tomorrow night at the reception, if my invitation

still stands.

Of course it does, now that you know the rule.

Table's ready.

Oh, Kyle.

Well, me too. Have a lovely dinner and a lovely evening.

You too.

He okay?

I don't know if he'll ever be okay.

That's between him and his shrink.

Now, Taylor, what is all this?

I mean, how many outfits does one kid need?

Oh, it's not about the baby still. It's not about what the baby needs. It's

about what the parents need.

Every parent wants to dress their baby as adorably as possible.

It's a vanity thing.

And who's paying for all this vanity?

You are.

And in return, you get to have one of the cutest babies on the block.

Taylor, I don't want the cutest baby. I don't want any baby at all.

They cry, they burp, and they're money pit.

Yeah, first clothes, then toys, then braces, and it never ends.

And then, as if you're not bankrupt enough, they want to go to college. Who

needs the aggravation?

You do, because you need to care about somebody else's welfare for a change.

Taylor, I'll be at the hospital if you need me, but do me a favor and don't.

Oh, Michael, listen, can I just borrow a couple of books? I spent my last dime

on baby books, and, well, I've been craving licorice and liverwurst.

I guess I'm on to the L words now.

The ultrasound picture of our baby.

All right, don't do this, okay?

I told you, I don't care. This is not our baby.

It's your baby. And as soon as you have it, you're out of here.

I haven't had this much fun in a long time.

Promise me this is our last wedding reception.

I promise it'll be the last one where you and I are the guest of honor.

Boss, I'm sorry to interrupt your party. We've got big problems. Maria, what's

wrong? The food critic, you know, Francine Carlson from the Herald. She's

at a table with her... pad and her pencil. It was great. She ordered the

risotto and the rack of lamb with rosemary, potatoes, pumpkins. Calm down.

Breathe. Talk to me.

I'm calm. I'm fine.

The problem is I can't do it. I'm choking.

It's a disaster.

All right. I'll just come down. I'll cook up a couple of things. Not a big

It's our wedding reception.

Yeah, I know, sweetheart, but our future rests on this. I mean, what else am I

going to do? Hey, Kyle, why don't you go in that kitchen and make those critics

the best damn meal they ever had? I'll keep Amanda company. It's okay with

Amanda. Yeah, that's fine. Go ahead.

How about a dance?

One. Just because we're old friends. And nothing more.

No.

Friendships can move mountains, you know.

You know, that's pretty impressive, what Kyle's doing.

Getting in that kitchen, rolling his sleeves up, cooking up dishes all on his

own.

I take a lot of pride in his work. No kidding?

Yeah. He's put his heart and soul into this jazz club, huh?

Well, I certainly can't say I don't know if I do the same myself.

Well, you don't have to. You're a doctor.

Yeah, yeah. I never really have been much of a risk taker. You know, I

for that stable professional. I can know where my next paycheck's coming from.

Yeah, but you know, if this place actually went under, The jazz club, the

restaurant. I'll still have you to bring home the bacon.

Stop it, Peter. I'll lie. What?

Honestly, I'm just thinking out loud here. Like hell you are. You're trying

create problems where there aren't any. No, no, no. I told you before that I'm

only concerned about your happiness.

There's something going on in your marriage. I can't, you know. You know,

is.

Love, honesty, fidelity.

Well, good.

Good.

It's just that, you know, when...

You glue things back together, sometimes they're not as strong.

Kyle and I are happy, okay? And nothing and no one is going to change that.

I think I'll go check on him in the kitchen.

Well, I'm really glad you could come.

Oh, believe me, the pleasure's all mine.

So you said you were divorced.

Mm -hmm. Any children?

Absolutely not.

Cool.

They drive me nuts. You know, spitting up, crying, screaming.

That stuff is not for me.

Well, you know what that means? We're perfect for each other.

It's kind of stuffy in here. What do you say we go down to the beach and watch

the sun come up?

Oh, a woman who steals my best lines. I like that.

Like what?

What are you doing here?

Who are you? I'm the mother of his child. Who are you? She's my date, and

like to keep it that way. So why don't you enjoy the brie and crackers and

us alone? But, Michael, I... You don't like kids, right?

About as immature as they come.

Use us.

You know, Lexi, she came to see me last night.

Yeah, Megan, look, if she threatened you or gave you some kind of sob story,

I... You know what?

She just needed a friend.

Okay, call me sensitive. Call me...

A pushover. I just, I don't see how we can turn our backs on her.

Damn it, Megan. I want to marry you. And only you.

I want to have our own reception.

I want to kiss when glasses clink. I want to beat each other cake. I'd dance

till dawn.

That's all I want.

Man, we are so close.

We are so close to having all of that and more.

You know, that's all I've ever wanted to.

I just have to make one tiny detour.

I'm scared, Meg.

I've been down that road with Lexi before, and... Yeah, but it's a

time. All I kept doing was looking for a way out.

A way to break free.

That's why I turned to Kimberly.

You're a different man.

Everything's changed.

I mean, Kimberly is dead.

But I'm here, and I'm not going anywhere.

All right, then.

If that's our only alternative, if, uh... If there's nowhere else for Lexi

turn, then, uh...

I'll marry Lexi.

But only because I would do anything for you.

Really?

But I'm telling you, Megan, first sign of trouble, the first sign that she

anything more, the first time that she pulls any kind of manipulative scam, I'm

out of there. I'm telling you.

I'm out of there.

Look, if I thought you would sleep with Lexi, I'd never agree to do it.

Lexi is going to be fully aware that the other woman comes first in my life.

Damn right.

Every time I turn around, you're here.

Hey, Sam.

What are you trying to do, rub my face in your relationship?

No.

But I want to be upfront about this.

I decided to move in with Jennifer because the guy needed his space.

Is that okay?

Oh, yeah. Lovers have the right to live wherever they want.

Make out in the pool.

I don't care.

Hi, this is Jeff. Leave a message and I'll call you back.

Hi, Jeff, it's Sam.

I just found out that Billy and Jennifer moved in together in the building.

I just can't get away from them.

I'm trying.

I'm really, really trying to be healthy.

But they're always around.

Where are you?

Jeff. Hi, me too.

Well, like I said, she's a crazy woman. She's stalking me and she thinks I'm the

father of her baby.

Are you?

Oh, please.

Would I lie to you?

I guess not.

You seem like an honest guy.

Sure. Of course I'm... Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Hill girl, we'll be at the beach in a minute.

Honey?

No!

What do you think you're doing? Cut me off. I had to get to the side of the

road. My wife's about to get burned. Yeah, well, bring her to the nearest

hospital. There's no time.

Go on, Michael. You're a doctor.

Yeah. You're a doctor?

My God, Nick, come here and help my wife. All right, all right. I'll get my

It's in the back seat.

Easy. Hi, we're going to put you in the back seat right now. We're going to put

you in the back, okay? Okay, yeah. Help me out here. Okay. Thank you.

Get in the back seat here.

Here we go. Easy.

Easy. Watch your head. Watch your head.

See if you can squat back a little bit.

Move your leg up here.

You got the gloves? Yeah, thanks.

Okay. How you feeling?

You're doing very, very well.

Very slowly.

Good. Let's see how we're doing here.

Oh, that's very good. You're doing very, very well.

Nice and easy. Nice and easy.

Oh.

Wouldn't this have waited until the morning? No, actually.

Megan and I have thought long and hard about this when we finally come to a

mutual decision.

All right.

So, what is it? I'll marry you.

Oh, God, Coop, I don't know what to say. It's about the money, Lexi.

That's all.

I know that.

And I would never expect or pretend it to be about anything else.

Good, because you need to know this. You need to understand it. I'm only doing

this for Megan's sake because of what she wants.

I love her. I'll always love her. I'll die for her if I have to.

I understand.

Coop, and I would never get in the way of that.

I'm warning you, Lexi.

No games, no manipulations.

This marriage is on paper only.

In exactly one year, we file for divorce.

You have my word.

So when is this going to happen?

Tomorrow night in your office. Coop and I will make all the arrangements.

You guys.

I know.

What a big sacrifice this is for the both of you, and I owe you so much.

Thank you for saving my life.

Yeah. See you tomorrow night.

Okay, very good.

Okay. Keep the breathing going.

Breathe, inhale.

I love you so much.

Exhale.

Doing great.

Congratulations,

Mr. and Mrs.

Donaldson.

Look, sweetheart.

Congratulations.

Healthy baby boy.

Look, sweetheart.

Oh, boy.

We have a family.

It's a miracle.

A miracle.

Thank you. It's a miracle.

Oh,

damn

it.

Michael. Carol, are we going to clean up this baby stuff? Come on.

I had a long night.

I want to get some sleep.

Michael, what's on your shirt? It looks like blood.

Oh, well, I... What happened?

My date was ruined. That's what happened.

I was in my car, about to become the well -deserved recipient of the number

male fantasy, when all of a sudden this guy swerves and cuts me off, you know,

and I end up delivering his wife's baby right then and there.

And then there were complications, so I've been at the hospital all night.

Well, how's the baby? Is the baby okay?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, it was amazing seeing those little eyes open and him take his first

breath.

Michael, just think, in a few months, our little guy's going to open his eyes

and see the world for the very first time, too.

Yeah. Thanks for reminding me I have to go through this agony again.

You know, all that yelling and screaming and wailing was really quite annoying.

Michael, come on. What do you expect?

Childbirth is painful.

That's right.

That's why you should continue taking your birthing classes, and at the first

sign of pain, take any and all drugs administered by your doctor.

Hey.

You really had me going with that message last night.

I'm worried about you.

Thanks.

I've been on this terrible emotional rollercoaster.

Yeah, I know.

You and I are finally finished with all that, right?

Yeah.

Damn it, Sam.

Every time I start believing in you, you blow it. You know that?

You want to make your husband jealous, mess with somebody else's head.

So, I've ordered us caviar and champagne, which I figured we'd have

after we made love.

Sweet. It's hard. I can't.

That's why I called.

The critic from the Herald liked the restaurant so much that Good Day L .A.

wants to do an interview on camera.

Well, can't they do it during the day? I thought we'd finally have a night

alone. Yeah, I know. I know, you know, but this is, it's a big deal. I mean,

we're talking about lights, cameras.

I mean, it'll be major television, be great exposure for us.

Hold on. What the hell do you think you're doing? It's either Billy or me.

of us goes.

Kyle, I'll call you right back.

Would you like to rephrase that little demand?

No, I can't work with him and live in the same building with him.

Okay, let's see. Billy is my number one ad man. He's worked for the company for

five years. He's creative, dependable, easy to work with.

I saved your life.

That's old news, Sam.

Yep, right now, I'd say I'm favoring keeping Billy by about 100 to 1.

You know, you could have at least told me that he was moving into the building.

I thought you were my friend.

I am. That's why I'm giving you a second chance.

Now learn how to be a mature adult in life and go back to work.

Otherwise, you're the one that's fired.

Oh, of course I am. Everyone else is abandoning me. Why shouldn't you?

You know that in my heart, you're my wife.

Till death do us part.

Oh my God.

These are beautiful.

When my mom and dad died, they left me their rings.

They meant so much to me that I... So pretty.

I only wanted to share them with someone very special.

This one was my father's.

Wow.

You and I are together.

And nothing comes between us.

You know what? Any man that has done as much as you have for me deserves my own

dying love.

Forever.

Well, you got it.

So, Kyle, how do you manage to run two successful establishments and still have

time for a personal life?

Uh, well...

I think owning a restaurant and a jazz club, you just know that you're going

to... Excuse me. Oh,

you look even better in person. I hate to interrupt, but I have to talk to you.

Babe, we've got an interview going here. Our time is limited.

It'll only take a second.

Five minutes, please. No longer.

Yeah, excuse me.

So, what's wrong?

Everything. I've had a horrible day. I've been in a lousy mood, napping at

everyone. But I think I know why.

Okay. We're newlyweds, and we've barely had a moment alone.

Believe me, that's something that hasn't gone unnoticed. All I want from you is

your solemn promise that you'll come home tonight, soon.

I mean, we need to be together.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

Oh, but we can't. Your interview.

To hell with her. She's a professional. She can wait.

In sickness and in hell, as long as you both shall live.

I do.

All right. The rings, please.

Did you have the rings, don't you, Coop? Yeah, yeah, our friend had them.

Megan, I need the ring.

What? Please.

You may now exchange rings.

By the power vested in me by the state of California, I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Brett, Lexi, my best to both of you. Thank you, Judge.

I'm sure we'd all like to start celebrating, but let's get this little

out of the way first.

Although I know we've been over this before, it's important that both of you

understand the terms of the codicil.

Two of you must remain married for at least one year. You must be married. In

fact, absolutely no one else can live in the same household.

If either or both of you misrepresent yourselves or renege on any of these

terms, you will be forced to return all the monies, which will then be donated

to charity.

In addition, you will be prosecuted for fraud.

Do you both understand and accept these terms?

Yeah, we do, Jordan.

Well, then, Coop.

I am pleased to hand you this check for $10 million for both of you.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Isn't it nice to be two people in love?

Well, I've made reservations for the two of you over at the Palm.

We'd best be on our way. You know what, Jordan?

A moment like this really does deserve another kiss.