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Wow, what a summer!

I Kissed A Boy season two ate it up and left no crumbs.

I was like...

I just think you chat a bit of shit.

Oh, my God!

What the hell have I walked into?

DANNII IMITATES CAT WAILING

I think we should kiss.

I'm just a little gay boy who wants to kiss other gay boys.

Now, eight months on from the masseria mayhem...

Things haven't been good.

What?!

..there's a lot to unpack.

We went on a date.

Let's just say I was not eating the apple.

Ooh!

Spill the tea.

Well, I mean, I don't like to talk on other people's business,

but take the floor, darling.

Strap in, divas, for I Kissed A Boy - The Reunion.

So, what's the update with you guys?

let the music start

need to open up

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy - The Reunion!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Now, last summer,

our stunning masseria

flung open its doors to 15 gorgeous boys,

and - woo! - did they settle in fast. LAUGHTER

Now, eight months on,

I begin to wonder what's happened to them lately.

Has Jordon R dried off?

Is Adam still wearing is bucket hat?

LAUGHTER

And what really is a demon twink?

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Everybody, show the biggest amount of love for your boys!

let the music start

need to open up

Buonasera, boys!

Hi, Dannii!

It's so great to see you.

You're bringing on the fashion, let me tell you!

LAUGHTER

Now, I'm very surprised, Ruben - you're not in green.

No! We always see you in green.

And Aron, you now have blonde hair?

I do, yes.

I wanted to ask, "Do blondes have more fun?"

I mean, we're going to see.

But don't tell me yet! My lips are sealed, Dannii.

LAUGHTER

Our Italian summer holiday had chemistry,

chaos and kiss-offs

that gave us more tension than a Kylie Minogue world tour.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Let's take a look at our steamy

and sometimes stormy summer in Italy.

Yes!

Buckle up, boys.

Bring out the boys.

What more could you want?

Woo!

It's a good day to be gay.

I feel like I could just scream.

Woo!

I think I've caused a gay panic.

Let's have it!

I've got a boner!

Everyone's just so obsessed with you - me included.

Do you know what? Let's just have a kiss.

Because it's called I Kissed A Boy, not "I Talked To A Boy".

Shocked.

So that proves my point.

I said that I really, really wanted... Hang on. Let me finish.

I'm not done.

Strap yourselves in.

I feel like it's going to be quite traumatic.

A bunch of gays in a masseria and a full moon -

recipe for disaster, that.

I think you should have a look at your own relationship

before coming for mine. Whoa!

What the hell have I walked into?

These lot are scatty.

It's not just about you. It's about...

But I'm here for me. Cut the bullshit.

You've pissed me off.

This is putting the "mess" in masseria.

Trouble in paradise.

I'd rather honestly put my willy in a boiling kettle.

DANNII IMITATES CAT WAILING

Oh, babe, come on.

Let's do some cheerleading!

Woo! Go, boys!

Energy, energy, energy!

LAUGHTER

I feel like it's my...moment.

Hi, Queen!

LAUGHTER

I absolutely adore every single last prick in there.

We're having a bloody ball.

It just felt so nice.

This is what we're here for.

Nothing short of iconic.

THEY ALL GASP AND CHEER

This has been the craziest,

gayest thing I've ever done in my life.

It's been unreal and life-changing.

I'm going to cherish these friendships and moments forever.

To our big gay summer.

I kissed a boy and I loved it!

Mwah! Mwah!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Mwah!

Oh, yes!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

What a summer!

That was absolutely unforgettable.

Now, Rory, it's so good to see you here.

Hi! Hiya, Dannii. All right? What's the craic?

LAUGHTER

Now, you were first to leave the Masseria.

Yeah. Don't remind me.

LAUGHTER

It was very, very sad.

But you are so gorgeous.

Have you had any kisses since?

No, it's been dry enough, like. Oh!

Well, there might be someone here tonight.

Oh, here, don't give me any ideas. Oh!

Jordon R. Hiya, Dannii.

DANNII LAUGHS

Now, you did have the most dramatic kiss-off exit ever.

I mean, if I was going to leave, I had to go out with a ka-pow!

I just want to find out, how's the coat doing?

Still wet. Still wet? Still wet. It's not dried yet, babe.

Well, you guys are all looking so fantastic.

Has everyone got a drink?

Has everyone got a drink here? AUDIENCE CHEERS

Are the exits locked?

Cos buckle up, boys, it's time to get all the juice.

Is everyone ready?

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

All those months ago in Italy, Jas and Aron met with a kiss -

and then another, and another.

LAUGHTER

When Aron, our queen of flips,

tumbled into the masseria, Jas's stomach was doing somersaults.

But eight months later,

are these two loverboys still cheering each other on?

I don't think I'm looking for a lot.

I'm looking for something casual, like a husband.

HE SNORTS, LAUGHS

You all right? Oh, my God!

He just has this energy around him that just puts you at ease.

I'm very, very happy. I'm very happy too.

I like Aron. It feels easy, it feels natural.

Reveal your decision now.

Yes! CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Definitely a good kisser. Zero notes.

I think it's really cool to see that it can actually happen in here.

I'm glad you found each other.

"Can't wait to meet you. Love, Alex."

Who's Alex?

Everyone's paired up now,

so I've got to get in between somebody now, haven't I?

Trouble in paradise.

I just feel a bit insecure.

Maybe he would have a better connection with Alex.

With him coming in,

have I maybe just been the most convenient option?

The rose-tinted glass shattered a little bit for me.

Jas, are you ready to call Aron your boyfriend?

No.

I had Ruben next to me audibly gasp,

which is a little bit too awkward.

I woke up just being like, "What the hell was yesterday?"

I don't know what was going on.

Jas has absolutely nothing to worry about.

Every single day in this masseria, I consciously choose Jas.

Let's do it. Three, two, one...

Holiday.

THEY BOTH SHOUT EXCITEDLY

I just want to get to know him on an even deeper level.

He's funny, he's caring.

We really just attract each other, and I find you very attractive.

It just feels like I'm in a dream.

Two huge parts colliding.

You guys are a beautiful couple.

Like carbon copies.

OK, boys, this is it.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

If this masseria's like a gay rainbow,

then finishing it off with Aron here feels like

the pot of gold at the end of it.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my goodness.

It's so great seeing all of those moments.

It looked like a fairy tale.

There were lots and lots of kisses, but...

DANNII CHUCKLES

..like, I really want to know, what is the update?

So since we left the masseria,

unfortunately, things haven't been good.

What?! Oooh!

They've been amazing! ARON LAUGHS

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Whaaaaat!

It's not fair! You got me!

ARON LAUGHS You absolutely got me!

That was X Factor-worthy, I tell you!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

OK, so, this is official?

It's official. This is my boyfriend. ARON CHUCKLES

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

I love you.

And more kisses.

Who popped the question?

Like... Wow, that's...

So, you were in Paris. You went from Italy to...

To Paris. ..Paris?

Just drop that one down there, yeah. LAUGHTER

And Jas, he's just so romantic,

and he did a whole situation - rose petals, candles -

and made the most amazing scrapbook

with all of our dates up until that point. What?!

And... Basically, the way I'd kind of seen it was that

we had the first month of our relationship documented,

and it was beautiful, and we can always come back to that.

But I wanted the months beyond that until we became boyfriends

documented as well, in our own little special way.

So every time we'd go on a date,

I was very sneaky and I'd maybe get the receipt of the restaurant,

or I'd keep the ticket of wherever we went.

Aww. I put it in a scrapbook,

and that's so he could then follow the journey from the masseria

to becoming boyfriends, and I was

very lucky, he said yes. Oh, man, you need to write a book on that!

You're a keeper! Romance is dead!

Bring it back! Bring back romance!

It's not dead with you. Did you get to go up to Scotland?

I have been, yeah, yeah.

I spent New Year's there and I met Jas's incredible family.

Oh, New Year's in Scotland? Hello!

Oh, gosh.

Well, funny you should say that.

At the top of... Yeah.

Well, I'll let Aron say it, actually.

So, on the top of Loch Lomond there

is where I told Jas that I love him.

AUDIENCE GASP

So, what's next? What happens from here?

Every single day that we're with each other,

I fall in love with Jas even more,

and we've got so much more memories to make ahead of us.

We want to do a lot more travelling.

And, yeah, just build...

Yeah, we just want to keep making memories, and continuing investing

in one another, and enjoying this really beautiful

and special relationship that I'm very blessed to be in.

So, Mother's calling off the search for a husband?

Call it off and get ready for I Married A Boy.

That's coming next.

LAUGHTER

Ohh, zero notes. I am thinking about an outfit right now.

You guys are incredible. I'm so, so happy for you.

Please give it up for Jas and Aron.

CHEERING

There was one boy in the masseria who, after a bumpy start,

put on his bucket hat and bounced into action.

In pursuit of more oomph,

Adam said goodbye to Ruben and g'day to Justin.

But when Alex arrived, his Caribbean breeze blew Justin away

and things got...complicated.

Add in a late run from Baraka into the mix

and you have one confused Cupid and one very messy masseria.

Boys!

Fuck me, I'm feeling things down under.

I actually fancy someone and that person is Justin.

I'm very attracted to you.

Yeah, yeah. No, you're very fit as well.

Really? Yeah, definitely you and Frankenstein.

I feel like I have fire in me now.

And I was kind of like, "Fuck, I'm painted green,"

when you guys are walking in.

You looked hot, don't worry.

LAUGHTER

To crack on with him in front of me is not OK.

I like green all of a sudden.

New favourite colour.

They're clearly only thinking with their penis.

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.

Adam.

Hi, guys. Nice to meet you all.

He's very attractive. He's a bit of me.

What's your usual type?

Personality, definitely someone confident.

Erm... Tall's always attractive. What about yourself?

There was no-one except for...Adam.

Do you want to, Alex?

Yeah, darling. Show me around. Let's go, darling.

Alex's arrival isn't great for me and Justin.

Justin, he's obviously interested.

I think I've just kind of, like, switched off from you.

OK, see, this is what you need to say. I'm saying it.

I think I'm a better match for Alex.

I feel attracted to you.

Yeah, same. In a really gay way.

I think Alex is quite fit.

I've just... HE LAUGHS

..which is bad cos every fucker fancies him in here.

The kissing booth.

You have the opportunity to invite another boy

outside your match for a kiss.

I need a spice, need to spice it up.

I do want to kiss Alex.

It's a pretty good kiss, to be honest.

Shocked.

This is getting very interesting.

I have, like, an interest in you.

Yeah, I'd be open to it.

Just feels a bit messy with him and Alex, and then Alex and Justin.

I think I do fancy you, but...

I wish you'd said this sooner.

No, I have a crush on you.

Really?

My brain is scrambled.

You need to make decisions.

Justin, who have you saved your kiss for?

Alex.

Adam, we know Baraka has saved his kiss for you.

I've saved my kiss for Alex.

Oh, God.

Oh... This is very uncomfortable.

HE EXHALES Fuck.

Alex, reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.

Adam.

I think that's bullshit.

I did tell him I was exploring other options.

At no point did I say we're locked in.

Alex, he ruined the end of this experience for me.

I don't know if I'll forgive him for that.

CHEERING

Please show some love for Alex, Adam, Justin and Baraka.

It's fair to say, right...

..they were keeping me on my toes!

Justin... Hmm.

LAUGHTER

..have you forgiven Alex?

I have forgiven Alex, yes.

You have? We are good now, yes.

Now, Alex, you came in on your birthday.

I did. Quite one to remember, to be honest.

You had a lot of boys in a spin.

Is that just normal for you?

Yeah, most days.

No, I'm just kidding. It was quite...it was quite the experience.

I wasn't expecting that, especially on my birthday, to be honest.

You ended up leaving with Adam from the chemistry test... Yeah.

..because you were the least compatible.

How did that feel?

Erm... It was quite a surprise, I think, for both of us.

We were kind of like, not expecting it, to be honest,

but I think we both had such a nice time in there,

it wasn't like a sad experience. No.

And when we were going home, we actually said it was,

we were like, "I couldn't actually imagine leaving with anybody else."

Like, we were quite happy to be

going together, to be honest. Yeah.

What's the update with you two?

We're in a throuple with Justin!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

The three of us are together! The three of us are together!

No. No, we're not. No, we're not.

Oh, my God. No, we're just friends. We're just very good friends. OK.

We built such a good friendship. I don't think it was...

It wasn't going in a romantic way, was it? No.

I think the connection we had in there was obviously very clear

cos we have got, like, a lot of similarities, but I think it was

trying to figure out, was it like romantic or was it friendship? Yeah.

Yeah. Justin, before you fancied Alex, there was hope with Adam.

THEY CHUCKLE

LAUGHTER

But... What? Correct!

..we need to unpack the break-up conversation by the pool,

so I've brought something that I think is quite necessary.

Oh, yay! I'm hungry!

LAUGHTER

This is for you, Adam. Love a Granny Smith.

Yay!

Literally Adam's apple.

LAUGHTER Oh, wow.

That is so iconic. Yeah. It is.

What happened after the masseria? Have you seen each other?

Yeah, we caught up, like, on the Saturday.

We went for a coffee, which was a rose.

A flat white... A flat white. ..or rose?

And it was good. Yeah? Yeah.

And...?

I think when we came back from the masseria, we were in...

..the Italian sun was still inside us. Yeah.

And, er...

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

We came back and we tried things, you know, we went on A date.

Let's just say I was not eating the apple.

Ooh! Jesus Christ!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

If ever there was a moment to say,

"Boys, I wasn't expecting that at all," it is now.

Honestly, same. Like, it's a whirlwind.

And we're now back to friendship?

Yeah, we're really, really good friends.

He's been like a rock. Yeah.

Just to wrap this up with you two - Adam, are you on or off the market?

I'm very much on the market,

so if you've got any friends, send 'em my number.

I know a few gays.

Stunning!

LAUGHTER

Justin? Yeah, very much on the market.

OK. Yeah. Good to know. I'll get out my contact list. Yay!

Share, we don't mind. No, I'm not sharing. OK.

Now...

..Baraka, you came in this looking for love,

a very open heart, and you had a chance with Adam.

Yes, I did. Well... Yeah.

You took a chance on him.

Took a chance!

How was it? I think when I came into the masseria, like,

I was coming from being disillusioned from

the gay dating scene in London, and I think, for me,

it was giving myself the chance to, like,

change my habits and change my approach to dating. Hmm.

I feel like you've learnt a lot. Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

And I have to say that your read was iconic -

the outfit, how you roasted the boys.

Is that something you do a lot?

Yeah, every day! The boys know that.

Ohh! Not going to lie!

Do you have a roast for Mother?

Ohhh!

Oh, no, they're telling me we're out of time.

You were, like, ready to go! You were ready, girl!

Don't worry. I am so sorry.

We'll have to get around to that later.

Don't worry, Dannii, I've got time.

You guys put the mess into masseria.

Please, everybody, thank Alex, Adam, Justin and Baraka.

CHEERING

Amid the chaos and kisses,

the masseria saw the boys open their hearts like never before.

We listened with privilege as the boys revealed personal stories,

which sparked important conversations.

Here are two special moments from their time in Italy.

So, what's, like, your normal type back home, like?

Erm... Yeah, mine's quite interesting because,

like, I'd probably identify more as queer,

so I'm basically a trans man.

I was born female, but then realised when I was about 15,

like, "Something's really not right."

I always knew I liked guys... Yeah.

..but I didn't feel like a straight girl.

I was like, "I feel like a gay guy." Like, it just...

So, did you transition at 15?

I socially... Started socially transitioning, like...

..I was about 17. OK.

Physically changing my body was a necessity for me to kind of

reflect how I feel internally.

You know, starting hormones, having top surgery,

all of that has just allowed me to just live my life

as any normal person.

That's all I ever wanted was to just live a normal life.

You're a man. Yeah.

I like men, so... Yeah. No, I appreciate that.

..that doesn't matter to me at all.

It doesn't? No. Are you sure? Of course, yeah.

Thank you so much for sharing that with me.

Give me a hug. No, no problem.

When he told me, I honestly had a bit of a lump in my throat

cos I was just a bit, like, honoured that he actually

shared this part of his life with me.

I have something to say as well.

Four years ago, I was diagnosed with HIV.

Like, my whole body basically shut down until, like,

my body kind of regenerated when I was on the pills.

Oh...

God...

I thought I was going to die and I was so uneducated

around what it actually means.

You know, there's a lot of misunderstanding around HIV.

I went for a sexual health test, but they said, "Are you clean?"

I hate that so much. You know, you hear that...

I hate that so, so much. No, but I used to say it as well,

before you have sex with someone, like, "Are you clean?"

but you shouldn't say that.

Does that make me dirty cos I have HIV and I'm undetectable? No.

The stigma needs to stop, man. Yeah.

I think it's important to show that people can be successful,

live healthy lives and have relationships...

Yeah. ..as much as people without HIV.

Thank you so much for sharing that.

It's so important you're here, though, Adam,

and to share that story... Yeah. You're so brave to share that.

Here I am.

Here you are. Here I bloody am!

Oh, babe, I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much for sharing.

Can I give you a hug? Yeah. Thank you for sharing.

Thanks, guys.

We love you so much.

Thank you, boys. Thank you so much for sharing your stories.

And to watch you support each other through it

is an education for everyone.

CHEERING

Now, Adam, you chose that moment to open up.

How does it feel when you do that?

It was the first...

One of the first moments in my life where I've told my status

in a kind of, like, a group setting.

To tell people I don't really know and I've only just met...

..it felt very healing, very freeing.

I think that's a huge compliment...

Yeah, totally. ..to all of the other boys in the masseria.

Well done. Thank you. Congratulations.

Now, Lars, by sharing your story,

you help open up this conversation,

which was incredibly brave and honest.

How did that feel for you,

if I can take you back to that moment in Italy?

Yeah, it was a lot.

It was quite overwhelming, but similar to what Adam was saying,

it was a very healing moment, I think, for me.

I didn't know to what extent the boys would accept me,

and it was quite...

..it was just so nice that everyone did.

And especially you, Jack. I just...

Yeah, Jack D was there.

Jack D, you're an absolute star.

Oh... Like... You don't have to thank me for something like that.

Like, you know, like I said on the day,

you're a man, I like men.

There's no debate about it and it shouldn't even be a debate.

CHEERING

I have to say, again, this is the most incredible example

of how to be good people.

It really is. I'm so proud of you all.

Yeah, it's been amazing and, honestly,

to anyone else out there, like, it gets better.

And I promise it does. It really does.

Well, boys, the conversations have touched so many people

and they were a small part of your journey in the masseria,

but they are absolutely just one part

of the most amazing people that you are.

Thank you so much.

CHEERING

Now, when Callum walked into the masseria,

he caught the eyes of a lot of boys.

He even sent one boy head over heels.

Did someone say...?

LAUGHTER

But the only pair of eyes Callum was clocking

were the ones staring at him from across the bedroom.

Ooh, la la!

Jordan B went from man-eater to lover boy

and the rest, as they say, is...kisstory.

Before we find out if Callum made it to the family farm,

let's have a recap, shall we?

It was a really good kiss.

Since me and Jordan had that kiss, it has kind of stuck in my mind.

"Maneater." Jordan B.

He's a really good looking guy.

You've been getting a lot of the attention.

Yeah, a bit of a man-eater. I mean, you can eat me if you want.

I'm not angry about it, especially when it came from Callum.

I feel like there's a bit of a vibe between us, is that right?

I think so.

Have you just snogged? Maybe.

Messy boots. You're both on par now.

We didn't really have each other on our radar when we came in. Yeah.

I'm just going to put all my energy into Callum.

He just makes me feel really comfortable.

Mad how that attraction's grown cos when I first saw him,

I was like, "Nah," but now I look at him,

I'm like, "Fittest boy in here."

Who are you saving your kiss for?

Callum.

Yes!

There's definitely a lot of sexual tension there.

I didn't really expect to find this so quick.

I can genuinely see this going somewhere really good.

OK, not too much with your head down there.

You know the drill, boys.

I'm not a man-eater any more, Dannii. Ohh! I've been tamed!

Do you trust your partner completely?

Yes. Yes.

Are you confident your partner is sexually attracted to you?

Yes. The mornings tell me all I need to know.

Jordan and Callum, you have the best connection in the masseria.

If he makes you happy, Jordan, just go for it. Yeah.

I've never been so vulnerable so quickly with someone,

I never let my guard get this low,

and that is all because of Callum and how reassuring he is.

If you're ready to commit, then seal it with a kiss now.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All the lovers, all the kisses, all the romance!

I know it was a long time ago. What is the update?

LAUGHTER

So, after leaving the masseria, things were good, actually.

Jordan had come down to my hometown,

Hastings, met my family, and we was hanging out,

spending a lot of time together.

Erm... But then, I think...

Yeah, things didn't go well.

I did call things off with Jordan.

Why? I think one of the things that was so good in the masseria

with our relationship was our communication.

I think we had really good communication.

From being on the outside, I would say the communication

wasn't that great from your side.

What would make you say that?

Just given how things went.

I mean, should we go into, like, how it actually happened?

Well, we had one argument and you ended it.

So, what actually happened is, on Halloween, myself,

some of the boys from the show, Jas, Ruben,

we had all went out to a club.

We was having pre-drinks before,

and I sent a video to Jordan of me and the boys.

I was sitting next to Jas's housemate,

and Jordan didn't like the fact that I was sitting next to him.

When we then got to the club, Jordan was calling me,

just kind of going off. He said stuff like,

"Oh, if you hang up the phone, we're done."

Then you hung up on me. I didn't hang up on you.

You did. OK. You literally did. And then, yeah,

it was just like blowing up my phone.

And I just think that's not a good way to communicate.

And given the fact that our relationship was kind of new,

I kind of took this as "this is a red flag,"

and that's not how I think we should be speaking to each other.

So I called it off.

Jordan, how do you feel about all of this?

Yeah. So I feel like from my end, like,

you said that boy was fit the week before.

You then... Can we add context, though?

Cos I didn't just randomly say he was fit.

No, yeah, you... Jack S had asked me if he thought he was good-looking.

Jack D. Jack D. Sorry. Jack D had asked me

if I thought he was good-looking, I said yes.

And you said yes. But not for me. I'm not interested in him.

I told you we was exclusive.

I've never given you the thing

that I'd be interested in anyone else.

So it's not like I randomly said, "Oh, this boy is so fit."

You did... Context is important.

Yeah, and that is, so context is important.

And you did say to me multiple times before that I'd never

dated someone of your calibre, multiple times. What?

I said that to you? Yes. No, I didn't.

So now I had these thoughts in my head already.

Pause. That's not actually something that I said though. You have.

Like, if we're doing this, I would rather just say

things that are actually true.

You did say that. I said to you've never dated anyone of my...? Yes.

I never said that. OK.

Emotions are high.

What are the positive things that you see from this?

I think the positive things from this,

like, obviously how we feel now, I mean,

it's quite evident, it's not great.

But watching it back, like, at the time,

everything was real and it was a real connection.

And it is nice to watch it back

and it be how it was and be back in that space.

That's positive. And I had the best time ever.

I did make amazing friends.

That's something that I will carry with me forever.

And that's like the most amazing thing I could have

ever got from the show. Yeah, well,

it's great that you can look back and see the positives

and move forward into the future.

Please everybody show some big heart and love for Jordan and Callum.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jack S entered the Masse

hoping to find a man who he could "climb like a tree."

Oh, God. His words. So when six foot two Hugh walked in,

Princess Di gave him a right royal welcome.

But the road to love for Jack S and Hugh was not without its bumps,

and ultimately a tough decision had to be made.

Boys!

ALL CHEER

Welcome!

Goddamn.

I think you're very handsome. I think you're very handsome as well.

He is so tall.

It gets me going, actually, I'm not going to lie.

You were quick!

There's no point really waiting,

what, to kiss him at breakfast tomorrow? Like, no.

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.

Jack S. Hugh is a really, really sweet boy.

And I'm not used to sweet boys. I'm used to bad boys.

Are you still open to getting to know boys outside of your match?

Yes.

We haven't had a conversation about closing it to anyone.

I think that is the best answer for now.

I definitely fancy Hugh.

I think I want to tell him that I fancy him.

Am I like shooting in the dark here?

Um, I feel like my head's a bit scrambled after tonight.

Yeah, it gives me the edge. So I'm icked out.

My willy is shrivelled up.

I can't block him in here.

He's in the bed next to me.

I am sorry. I know I shouldn't have said the things I said.

I know.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

No, I'm playing.

If you pass the friends check, you're golden.

If you don't...

What are you going to do? I don't know.

The cons might outweigh the pros.

We've obviously struggled with communication a couple of times,

but I'm ready to just put all my cards on the table.

If you're ready to commit, seal it with a kiss now.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was intense. What's it like watching it back?

Intense. Yeah.

Definitely more tough.

But I think it's... It's also just

a celebration of our time there as well.

That's how I'm looking back on it.

Even though it didn't end perfectly,

I don't have any regrets of what I did in the masseria.

Yeah. Jack, what was going through your mind?

For me in that moment, it was a lot,

but I half expected it. Do you know what I mean?

Why? Why do you expect this?

I think I always expect the worst of men.

I'm not going to lie.

No offence to you. We're going to turn that around.

You're not one of them divas, like, you're not,

but like men. Do you know what I mean?

But, yeah, I think I just always...

..I don't know, maybe doubt me

a little bit, as opposed to hope for the best.

Do you think there are any learnings from it?

Because it's kind of like it's your go-to,

"I was expecting it." Yeah.

So I tend to, I think

when I start to get a little bit hopeful,

I start to switch off.

At the beginning we were so strong, because I was so, like,

like just so genuinely excited about you.

But then halfway through, I just kind of was like,

"Oh, my God. Like, I'm scared. I'm just going to switch off."

I'd just tend to push good things away.

And you are a really bloody brilliant thing, love.

I still hold Jack to such a high regard.

He's an amazing person. I'm one of his biggest cheerleaders.

I'm still just extremely proud and really happy of my experience,

and Jack was a huge part of that. Yeah.

That's amazing. So, Hugh,

have you found love outside the masseria since we left?

Well... Well...?

No. No!

Still very single. No ring.

Hi, boys.

Jack, you may not have found a romantic connection,

but you did find a best friend,

and you loved him dead hard.

LAUGHTER

You know who I'm talking about. Let's get him up here.

Jordon R. Is that all right?

CHEERING

Darling.

Hiya, Danni. Look at this outfit!

Do you like it? I do like it.

Prepared for all types of weather today, Danni.

Yes. You don't mind a bit of a storm, a bit of drama.

Oh, I love a storm.

You had the most iconic departure, in the storm.

Has everybody still been talking about that?

Everybody loves that I did the damn thing.

It was like, if he was going, he was going out with the thunder,

the lightning, the fur, the rain, and it was all messing up

all of my body and all of my hair.

How many times have you watched it?

I've actually got it clipped, just

of me leaving, like I've clipped all the other boys out of it, sorry.

But just for my own personal use.

Now, I bet you tell each other everything, right?

Yeah. Everything. Bit too much sometimes.

Does that include boys? All the boys. Yeah.

I'm here to hear everything.

Well, I mean, I don't like to talk on other people's business, but

take the floor, darling.

Jack S. Do tell.

JACK WHIMPERS Come on.

Go on. Spill the tea.

I've got my friend and I might have another good friend in the room.

In the room. Anyone I know?

Has he got a name?

Just Jordan and he's...

I have a thing for Jordans, don't I?

Feel like me and Jack are just good friends that...

Sometimes we just love a sleepover, don't we?

We're just so close.

We just get drunk, give each other a look,

and sleep together, Dannii, to be honest.

And it keeps happening.

One day it might stop.

One day it might not.

Does everyone know about this?

They do now.

So much has happened since I was in Italy.

This is really the Kiki catch-up.

Please, everybody, thanks.

Jordon R, Jack S and Hughru the Guru!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, when Adam said arrivederci to Ruben,

it opened up the romance for Lars and Ruben.

Ever since their steamy kiss in the Secret Garden,

it was clear they had some very special chemistry.

But when the final Kiss-Off approached,

Lars started to question if they had enough to go the distance.

Ruben, I just keep getting like, a vibe from him.

I've been having a little crush on Lars.

The only one who I'm wanting

to explore is sitting right in front of me right now.

Me and Ruben definitely have sexual chemistry.

The bed seems to have got a bit closer.

Things are going in a good direction.

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.

Ruben.

I can't stop smiling. I'm very happy.

It's exciting. I've not felt like this in ages.

What the hell is going on? Fucking hell, them two need to get a room.

Oh, my God.

Ruben and Lars.

I'm confident who I want to kiss tonight. My eyes are all over him.

Ruben, every day spent with him, it just feels so right.

Lars is just such a special person.

And I feel so grateful that I've met him in here.

I feel so comfortable and so myself around him.

Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

How do you guys interpret the final Kiss-Off?

What is that to you?

It's a commitment.

Exclusivity? Yeah.

That's not necessarily

how I interpreted it up until this point.

Potentially maybe I'm taking this relationship

a bit more seriously than he is.

We've had hiccups in the last few days.

I'm really scared about the idea of losing him.

I hope that what I'm doing and what I'm saying is enough

to make you trust in how I feel about you. Yeah.

I don't want to give up what we have.

And I don't want that to stop now.

If you're ready to commit,

seal it with a kiss now.

I want to kiss him. Do you know what I mean?

I want to see his face, kiss him. I do want to do that.

I don't fucking know.

I opened up my heart to him

just for him to not turn around at the end.

That is very hard to watch, Ruben,

it was really, really heartbreaking.

Yeah.

What were you thinking when Lars didn't turn?

It was really, really hard, to be honest with you.

I don't think there really was a part of me that doubted

Lars' turn-around at the end.

So when it happened, it was a shock

and it was really hard for me to process.

So what's the update with you guys?

We are together. We are together.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was so hard sitting so far...

It was hard saying apart from him for so long on this sofa.

Normally I just want to be cuddled up right next to him.

So you're officially boyfriends? Yeah.

Lars is the best boyfriend in the world.

I wouldn't have any other man. Oh! That's so great.

It's so beautiful to see you together.

But clearly a lot happened from the not turning to now.

Talk me through it.

I mean, yeah, it was a lot,

but I've never met anyone like Ruben.

I was like, "I'm not willing to just give that up so easily."

So how did you get together again?

I was just drawn up to going up to Manchester,

and we had a really, really wonderful time.

Just the closer it got, I was just more like... I would just look

at him and be like, "I love this man."

Yeah. "I love this man so much." And, yeah,

I think, like I was like,

"Oh, the distance..." I think I got in my head about...

Cos I'd not done long distance before and it's so OK.

Yeah. It's so sweet. Like, we're very much, like,

trust each other. We're in touch all the time.

But when did the conversation come up about being boyfriends?

We were at a club. The early hours of the morning.

How romantic. So romantic.

Surrounded by loads of beautiful queer people.

My favourite DJ was playing... Really?

..and I was just looking at Lars,

and I was like... I was just thinking how much I loved him.

And he was just like, "Ruben, I just,

"I just want to say, I love you so much."

And I was like... And you were like, "I was going to say that." Yeah.

So, yeah, not quite Paris, but...

But it's... Yeah. It will still make a great photo album.

Where is this picture from?

This picture's back in south London

when Lars was visiting me one weekend.

That is a gorgeous photo. I love that.

Where's that? That was your birthday, wasn't it?

Yeah. Oh, your birthday. That was on my birthday, yeah.

There is a lot of romance.

This sounds very deep and very strong.

What do you love about Ruben?

I just love... He's so special and he's so silly.

And he's so just... He's just so intelligent, so amazing.

And, like, he's so kind.

And the way he treats people honestly is just so beautiful.

And I feel like...

I don't know, every day, we just have so much fun.

And I'm just so excited to, like,

just spend time with you and anything we do,

it's just always, like, the best time.

Ruben, from Lars not turning,

what have you learned about relationships from Lars?

I have learnt that if you feel really strongly

about someone or something, you have to go for it unashamedly.

Lars made me feel calm and at peace

in a way that I've never really felt before.

And I think that if you get that opportunity,

you just have to go for it,

because now I'm in a situation where it's like,

I can't imagine not feeling the way that Lars makes me feel,

and that's something I'm so grateful for.

I'm so happy for you two.

This is what happens when love wins.

Please, a big round of applause for Lars and Ruben.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, the snogging!

That's almost all we have time for.

But how brilliant has it been Kiki-ing with the boys?

There is just one more thing.

I am so incredibly excited to say that I'll be opening the doors to

the masseria again, because it's the return of I Kissed a Girl.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Girlies, casting for the show is open,

so if you're queer and single

and you'd like to join me in Italy for a summer of love,

then what are you waiting for?

Boys, before we finish up,

let me say that you guys have been absolutely fantastic.

Thank you for letting me into your wonderful world.

And for everyone that tuned in, you've been amazing too.

Thank you for supporting our gorgeous boys.

I know they've felt every bit of love.

And all we have to do now is...

THUNDER CRACKS

Oh, boys, what's that?

I think the rain is coming in, which can only mean one thing.

The masseria is weeping

for the end of another amazing series.

Jordon! Bring the boys down here. We've got to dance this out.

And I think I need a coat.

I got you, girl.

You got a coat.

I'm gonna let myself get