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Fida is chinematografika

Production - New Film Productions

Sings Don Ciccio conservative priest

Conducts Mass in Latin

Don Franco and Don Ciccio a year of disagreements

He lives by old traditions and does not like innovations

Don Franco progressive priest

Franco Franchi, Ciccio Ingrasiya, Edwige Fenech

Lino Banfi, Luke Sportinelli Enzo Andronico, Renato Malavazi, Mirella Pamphili, Eddie Byadzhetti

And others

With the participation of Yvonne Sanson

Directed by Marino Girolami

What a beautiful!

Carefully!

Be careful!

Do not hurry, my children

Like this

Well done

You're right, you've convinced Don Franco

Fine, then put a signature

Here it is

keep

Come here on my back

Manzhavakki

Here you go

Good Nicolino

You made a charitable cause

Maybe even a modicum of Don Franco?

No, that's enough, I still have to go

Oh, and the wine, came to me, and even with the new rules it out as water

Do not worry Don Franco, it will be done

Chao, bless you.

Bye

Catch him, catch

No! no!

Here, here

Guys!

Sorry Don Ciccio

We train

go

Hush!

Oh, my God, the brakes do not work

Shoo, shoo

Even chickens lacked

I do not cook properly

I'm sorry, I travel

Stay there!

He's great! Beauty!

What job!

Good afternoon, Father

Congratulations, it's beautiful!

She will oversee the souls you for bodies

This image deserves the same respect, like your job

Good day Father

Good afternoon Father.

Good afternoon, Professor. Doctor

You like?

Delicious! Sumptuously! Excellent!

The general strike in Rionello

Not enough yet and stairs!

Horace the road! From the road!

For help! For help!

Another step

I ask you to be more careful! What are you doing, Cavaliere.

Do not be afraid, do not eat

It is clear that this will be a work of art

How will? This is!

Who is the author whose signature?

Engineer Rionello. It was he who signed the check for payment

Don Franco, careful

Take a look at the play of light

colors phantasmagoria

From the road

Stop! Stop!

Oh my God

How painful

Look what you've done

Stained Glass! It's not my fault

This brake. I'm sorry, I'm sorry

very convenient

Something I doubt that you have suffered

I have looked for you after this flight

Do you want to say that I did it on purpose?

I believe the facts

If I wanted to blame

blame

If I charged you

Let's leave that up to you smell the wine. I can understand, that with their forward thinking, you do not wear a cassock

Don Ciccio, do not be angry, but it hurts the liver

But I do not think that this intimate object of women's toilets, It is a part of your clothing

Yes, yes, you're right. It is necessary to return

Just do not know whose it

Hard to explain

I know whose it is. Judging by the size, bra Donna ...

Cavaliere!

Actually, I'm not surprised. After Mass in Italian from you all can expect

Thanksgiving service to the music, whatever her

Bit

Thank you

You are welcome

I have a lot of things can tell you!

Just do not want to participate in your games

At the amusement of the audience

Good day

Good day

You have more respect for superiors

What boss?

We should not forget that Don Ciccio rector Temple of the Sacred Heart of Christ

I abbot of St. Anthony of the temple, and what?

can you shut up

I do not want to compare, but the St. Anthony aka Slave

It's a question of subordination in the union?

Questions unions leave the Communists

With that you too have become friends

And, then all the blame

I am also a Communist

Take back communist

And you take away back to their comparison with the Sacred Heart

What is the comparison? It began to find out who you are is more important

Don Franco, St. Anthony - a St. Anthony

Are you going to compare Sacred Heart of Christ with Saint Anthony

You're all gone mad. Have you decided that the Sacred Heart of Christ and St. Anthony is the Mott and Dzhimondi?

Come on

In the Name of the Father!

And the Holy Spirit

Here it is the holy spirit

I'll see you, Father

Hard times for pastors

My bicycle

Leave it here. He is OK. Come on, I'll give you what something strong

All too pushy

What is it?

Nothing

What would you like, Reverend?

Drink yourself, Don Giacomo, I'll go talk to Petruchio

Petruchio, listen, subscribe here

With pleasure, Don Franco

Don Franco, I'm glad to see you

We are glad to see me Don Mimi Nicastro?

Did you know that for every lie uttered, you get 10 years of purgatory?

Cognac Don Franco, the French natural

Thank you Don Mimi

It you are going to bribe me these his brandy?

Yes you are, that I lacked

By the way, how many signatures you have collected?

Almost a thousand

It's not enough, but there will be others

Don Franco, what you're doing, it's not fair

Don Mimi Nicastro, as long as I'm here, you can not build a hotel on the site of the park

I only need 1200 signatures

And your project will be blocked

And you still call yourself a progressive priest

You brake the progress of Don Franco

Yes, your account progress in the bank

Don Mimi, you will not want to understand, that children need a park rather than your hotel

Peace to you, my children

Yes, the Lord be with you

In the name of the father son and holy spirit

Son and Holy Spirit

If not for the seal of confession

I would say to you, Whose son are you

Come on, keep a bucket

What the hell, that bastard

Are you crazy?

Fascist! Damned fascist

What should be the type to want a scandal?

Come down, I'll show you how to throw Ridge

wretch

Going, going, Carabinieri

Caption: The strike in Rionello. Workers unite!

The strike in Rionello proletarians unite

Well it is necessary, Horace

Conventional unauthorized rallies

Sergeant, dispose to clean

disposing

Good. I came

Good evening, Mr. Lieutenant

And congratulations

Thank you. See you later

Okay

Dad, stop pouring water on people

This is not good

And I beg you, do not talk back about the fascist march on Rome

Santa. Yes signora

Go on, open the Lieutenant

Take this robe

No, darling. I warmly in this robe

And who does not like it, can be cleaned

Good evening, I ask

Thank you

Greetings

Don Giacomo

Dear Lieutenant

How are you?

Would you like an appetizer?

Thanks for the offer, but I have to refuse. I'm at work

So, your daughter back?

Yes Yes

It's amazing

Nothing strange. Your daughter Anna I had heard about the strike

No, Lieutenant, our girl just do not want to leave us alone for a long time

You really do not want to drink?

No thanks

And I would drink

Dad

The arrival of your daughter is not a coincidence

We began protests

Strikes, political controversy

Soccer game

Believe me, soon there will be hot

Similarly, in 22 godu

Those were the days!

Dad!

Do not believe that bad Anne

No, of course, it is only too carried away policy

A girl in her age should get involved something else

Sorry, do not know, maybe she's in love?

Yes, Mao Tse Tung

Dad

Enough papkat

It would be nice if someone was. Fans would not be enough

Thank God, these are the

Um, she's got. Terrible - no, quite the contrary

Of course, she is very beautiful

You as a mother, she would have to find the right party

trusty

Your daughter needs right person

Holy words

I have looked after this, Lieutenant

Of course, a person with a post

career

What would that say about a certain lieutenant?

Maybe Greek

It's on a Greek lieutenant Would you just did not care?

signorina Anna

We are waiting for you

Oh, sorry

What a picture: grandfather fascist, the bourgeois and the representative of the law mother

The only thing missing Bolshevik for the full set.

Hi Grandpa

What have you done to yourself

Similar to an Indian

And you, this looks like a Chinese robe

Have you gone over?

mom Chao

Mao, Trotsky and Che Ge Vara

It was cold in Milan?

I think no. I would say that it was hot

Very hot

Did you see what was in the university?

We framed her breasts under police violence

As many as five days

I am so not doing at your age

Of course, otherwise you put in prison, first breaking a club head

blackjack

That's disgusting

It is not necessary, as always, to throw it. The fascist reactionary

You know what I usually do with this waste paper?

I wipe her ... Dad!

A little respect for both of you

Here Lieutenant

Okay, the Carabinieri have are not the same as before!

Too soft-bodied

In our times, these people were excellent hardening and were not allowed to sit on the Bolsheviks every head

Look, we do not allow anyone sit on the neck

We protect the rights and freedoms of all. Even your right to grumble

Of course, better for you to free a revolutionary, than a fascist prison

Anna

Okay

We plant only those who violate the law

Regardless of political views

Yes, but only if you manage to squeeze a fascist, then you are very satisfied!

Look, we have to obey the laws

Yes, what laws, it's just a mess of some

Laws - we will tell you about them

Yes, with a baton in his hand.

Yes, if it is necessary with a truncheon

Dad enough

My father did not want to offend you

Repeats just all talk

Do not give in to provocations Lieutenant

Or you become a democrat?

I always have been

Yes, ever since you were taken Duce by ambulance, as if it should be

Sorry Lieutenant

No, you will forgive me, Donna Camilla. This is my presence ..

Maybe stop talking like a bourgeois

It's just a word educated man

Ah, of course! Respect, education

Family, birthplace and religion

You do not understand that this is just a convenient cover

These concepts are outdated

Now blow a new wind of change

Wind proletariat

Yes, and it causes the Asian flu

wittily

Of course, our witty Lieutenant. A witty and gallant

Lucky the girl that would marry him

And do not forget to watch today sports issue

On the TV show today Portugal - Hungary match

Eusebio Watch and learn

But on another channel will film and my mom was going to watch it

Bad bad. I'll talk to your mom

Home

Chao guys

Goodbye

ciao

Don Ciccio

You have great guys

Yeah, well trained

And I hope that on Sunday they will

Do not rush with the compliments, they may be insincere

No, I came here to confess that

If it's not too much trouble you

Good

For a long time you have not confessed

I do not want to delay it

I go crazy if you do not take off the stone with soul

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned

I'm listening

Don Ciccio

I am guilty

And the person to whom guilty

It is you

I understood. So is the case with a stained-glass window

There was not a fluke

No, what you

I would not have fallen to such meanness

It's about

bribery

Bribe someone?

Arbitrator

In the second leg, where my team beat your

Judge

Dr. Ravan

No, he certainly

I pushed on his wife

Dr. Ravan, this snake

This snake is married to Tiger

dishonorable

Stand Don Ciccio, you now do not have to think about Ravana, and me

I am here before you, naked in his suffering

You must relieve my torment, pull out of the slough of sin

I ask you to Don Ciccio, I ask you! I ask you to

Save me, help me

Comforted me!

But at least you repent?

No

I do not forgive

You do not repent, will not regret

moment

I begin to feel it

Yes, remorse comes

Already on the way Don Ciccio

Here it is, gradually

That's it!

I repented

If this is true, in spite of the meanness your behavior

Which prevented the 11 best outfield players to win!

No that's not true

Don Franco, now I say

I say, if your sincere repentance deep

Sincerely

Then you can rely on the Lord's forgiveness

And to you?

This talk later

As punishment, you have every morning for 30 days to pray the Holy Rosary

Of course

In Latin

What for? On the Italian is not that the same thing?

You will be helpful to work out in the language, so that you do not like

Read the prayer of repentance

Heavenly Father, I address to you

In the name of the father, son and holy spirit

Thank you Don Ciccio, I'm better

One moment the Holy Father

What?

I would like to take this opportunity, to confess, in turn,

Bless me, for I have sinned

tell

I am also to blame in front of you

Remember that first match that we won

Where the judge was Don Mimi Nicastro?

This..

exactly

I pushed on his wife

Don Mimi and you! Don Ciccio, it turns out can not trust anyone!

Are you Don Franco. I pulled you out of the slough of sin, and you lash out at me?

It's not fair

Okay

Though, would repent?

Of course

Then put your trust in the Lord's forgiveness

As for me, then there is less hope

Now it is too difficult

Punishment?

Of course, it is a grave sin. You must say the Rosary every day

Five times a day

Phone

Phone

I have to say a prayer over the phone?

No, no phone. The phone rings, Don Ciccio

And forgive

Do not hear that Lee

Prayer on the phone! You were going to say a prayer over the phone?

Hello

Oh, it's you, Don Mimi

Who will come to your home, and all agree

See you later

And now it means you have supported speculators

I do not support anyone

In the project of Don Mimi a lot of good

Yes, it

The hotel helps tourism. Tourism attract pilgrims

For my and your arrival

Too good for St. Anthony

I've got to go

If you wish, I can throw you on your bike

Toss is probably the only what can this infernal machine

You scared?

I was frightened?

Yes, but what about punishment?

Don Ciccio, I said that'll take you on a bike

Is there a worse punishment for you?

Go?

Horace, Horace!

Horace, my son, try to understand, enter into my position

To understand, to understand! I only see that you do not want to recognize the freedom of choice

This violence

What did he say? If something offensive I intervene

Shut up, I'll take care of itself

Try to get in my position

I? Log in to the position of the priest?

It is not enough

Maria Rosaria, take the child and went to Don Franco

Don Franco

Honorine! Coat, scarf and hat

Horace, you thought right? We can not do that with Don Ciccio

He refused to baptize the baby

In this way he has offended the whole proletariat!

We went to Don Franco

We can not go to him

We are assigned to the parish of the Sacred Heart of Christ

And not to Saint Anthony

Sought asylum

Something like this

We will play under the scheme

Four defenders, four midfielders and two strikers

Guys, we have to win this match

You have to play against all against all and against referee

by the way

What?

I was forced to rebuke his father

Because he said that Don Mimi Nicastro

When judged first match, he behaved like a real asshole

Bravo! Carmello

You tread the right

We ate, we would not have been good Christians

What we have

We could add that Don Mimi Nicastro

Not only the one who called him your father

And dishonest, sneaky bastard

Bravo, Don Ciccio, bravo!

Bravo

But we can not say

Therefore, tell your father that all forgotten

But if he wants to forget

And he wants to administer justice with their own hands

That is my duty

forgive misguided

Padre

What's the matter

There

There Signor Horace, he wants to talk with you

What does he want?

Urgent business

In the sense of?

In general, it is necessary to baptize their child

son

But Don Ciccio does not want him to baptize

Guys, go into the yard and exercise

Security and counter-attack. And try without injury

Let's. I ask you to

Go, go

at a run

Run, One-two-three

I want to check, and he will not give up

Here Don Franco

Hello Horace

Hello

I heard that Don Ciccio refused to baptize your baby. True?

true

Why?

Ask him

Maybe he did not like the names

And what is the name you chose?

Charles

Vladimir

Mao

I do not understand something

Karl - Marx, Vladimir - Lenin and Mao Zedong as the

Zedong

Zedong. Zedong

Of course, if you do not explain, I would not have guessed

Only it seems to me these names do not fit for the son of the Communist like you

You joked?

Of course not

Here everything is clear

Carl - as St. Charles Borromeo

Vladimir - as St. Prince Vladimir, the patron of Russia

And Mao

Mao - like in the old are calling, saint Matthew

If so, then I do not like these names

So what are the names we give to the kid?

Well, for example Giuseppe

Giuseppe?

As Stalin

Pietro

Pietro?

As Ingrao

Oh yes

Paolo. Paolo?

As Rapizardo

Rapizardo who is this?

The secretary of the local party your cell

exactly

Yes

Giuseppe Pietro e Paolo

Excellent

Extend

At last

In the name of the father, son and holy spirit

unbelievable

He allowed him to christen Carl Vladimir Mao

Where it leads!

We must warn the Bishop

You think?

Of course

Are we to wait until he called someone Lucifer or Satan

Or until it starts instead of Holy Mass perform Internationale?

I'll think about it

Sandwiches, coffee

Hot coffee

Teaming up win

Sergeant, what measures are taken?

Cavaliere I ask you that you think we should do

Are you asking me?

Take the road of krasnopuzyh

Hush hush

Please calm

You see, this is a peaceful democratic protest

Ah, got it. Too many of them.

Do not worry, I have asked for the old guard

No!

I'll go after them

Cavaliere is not necessary, leave it

Allow me to address

What?

I've already said no, go to the place

But only for a moment

I said "No!

moment

In place!

Hot coffee, sandwiches

I have one big

With grappa?

Yes. What are you going?

I'm nothing

I have a stomach ache

Sergeant!

Don Mimi, how can I help?

Lift them that we could pass

Calm down, wait a bit. We are waiting for when he returns Lieutenant

I something wrong

Back?

No belly

Stomach?

Cracklings. I told my wife not to cook them for me

And she makes them especially

Unbearable?

Be patient. You can not go

Dear Lieutenant

Hello

What do we do?

I called the authorities, it is necessary to clear the way

I arrived

Paolo, you can not give up

I can not do it anymore

can

We must resist peacefully. No violations

Order superiors. Tell others

And fastened itself

Terpenes?

Not only Precious

Allow me to turn to Lieutenant

And are you asking me? Ask sergeant

I've already said that there is no!

That's right, Mr. Sergeant-Major

Miki Santi. Release the roadway, but without the use of force

Will be done

Let this

No, better than that

Me? Hush!

Hush!

Again he

hold on tight

You promised

Where? Run!

No, I can not stand

Where are you going!

Stop it, catch up

Be careful with him, his rheumatism

Thank you sergeant major

You are welcome

Don Mimi, you've just wasted planting battery

Well, Lieutenant, you free travel or not?

Calm down, Don Mimi, I do not want to provoke clashes

Take the trouble to hurry or I will ask others to do so. I hurry to the farm

Dear Don Mimi, I asked you to calm down

As long as I'm here, you're not one where you do not send

Fine, then I'll go to the appropriate authorities

Let's go back

Yes, Don Mimi

You are going to finish it? How long will this circus

Sergeant, go call your priest

Whom? Don Ciccio?

There is no other, Don Franco. Maybe they obey him

And if you will not obey

These are not easy to give up, Lieutenant

Companions, all present?

Yes, that's it

Katkafumo

He is not here

We must respond - present or absent

Muzomechchi

I am here, the presence of

Are you from the 21st year and have not learned how to respond?

Ennikole

Absent

Why?

He sciatica

Strakkalana

Present

But, but where? I do not see him

We went with him

He walks slowly

Ah, there you are

phew

I got you

Stand!

Knee

Are you hurt?

Shoulder

Shoulder

And my knee

What the hell are you running

Give help, get up

Go-go

Wait, I have bent pants

Go-go

Dear, dear. Go guys, go ahead

Come on, come on, more alive

At the foot are marching

Lieutenant Mr.

Yes?

Call an ambulance?

No, the collision will not

No, call an ambulance for these warriors?

And then they back on foot they will go?

So?

Cavaliere, is that punitive operation?

Oh, you dirty Bolshevik more respect for the old Nazi

And what's that? A funeral team?

Listen here, you have two choices. Either you get up and go, or we'll kicks progonim way to Moscow

Who me?

Do you think that if the big man, you can make fun?

You just inflated bubble, but only Dun on you and you will fly away to the devil

Yet I fear him!

Calm down, calm down

Clean the junk

It is you who, junk?

Thank ..

I thank the Lord that you have not collapsed

Clown, you're so brave at the Carabinieri

When I see the Fascists, I've got my eyes fill with blood

If my father was alive. From 22 years, you all get your hands

Your father was an asshole

She, Cavaliere, will suffice

I respect the weapon

But when a coup happens, the first blow of the clubs will be for him

Hey, that's enough.

Come on guys, let's go.

Let's wait

Oh, it just was not enough

Grandpa, go home now, Mom already all worn out

A Stakhanovite with you, I do not speak

A worthy ally this asshole

Cavaliere Calm down and go home

I obey the law

Well done

The boys leave

Go, go

Well that obeyed

Dear Comrade, very strange, that you did not come earlier

I came to pick up my grandfather

That what you do, this is blasphemy

It's a waste of time

In what sense?

This is all the bourgeois methods

To achieve something, it is necessary to make a revolution

It should, if possible, to comply with laws

We had to stop the move. We stopped and now sit. sit down

Why did you stop the movement?

I will repeat for the last time

expenses

And if you do not disperse, what will happen?

Will you shoot?

Way

Way

Shoo, shoo, shoo

Don Franco

What?

I ask you, Don Franco, they can listen to you

We do not want to use force

It is enough to persuade Horatio, he is the chief

Yes, the fish rots from the head

Only these people something right

You're right Don Franco, but we like you We must obey the rules

hold

Give it to Mike Santi

Of course, my daughter, you have strong arguments for to keep all these people on the ground

Demonstriruesh your thoughts .. very convincing way

What do you allow yourself?

Come, Cover

Come, Cover

Well, Horace, what do you do?

Do not you see? Objection

St. Anthony, he protests. Go home

Here Don Ciccio

Fight! That's what matters. And we will fight

We revolutionaries - paper tigers

What are the Tigers? In our area there is no tiger, one sheep

Yes, the sheep of FIAT

Yeah, and from Sitroen

Just look Don Ciccio

And the worst thing that a priest Contact this rabble

Do not be silly

Nonsense?

See for yourself

This meanness

Did he protest?

That's it

And shows that not all priests can trust

Listen to me, Horace. It is possible and on the other agree

No

The talks - this is a game for the bourgeoisie

Stalin, of the complete works of

Nevezha, said that Gramsci

So it does not matter

That stubborn your noggin

Even communist greetings

I would like to know, what do you expect and do not ask bishop to intervene

I'll introduce you as a witness

Anytime

Horace, Horace!

They injured Paolo

Who is it?

Carabinieri

On the Carabinieri

Calm down, do not

You've seen what it led to?

Saint Anthony! started mess

You can never bring to such extremes

Sometimes it is necessary to calm the hot heads

Come on Don Mimi

It was he talking about?

take it easy

take it easy

take it easy

Out, out, out!

Listen! You can not!

It can not be

Return home

You can not, do not push

Do not push

Don Giacomini

What?

They arrested my Horace

And your granddaughter, too

And, they got what they deserved Bolsheviks

You do not know what can be done?

Nothing! Please arrange a mess, and then ask for help!

A sergeant-major, by the way, as there is Derlin?

Nothing serious, just a bruised knee

But I asked the chief doctor did not prescribe it

What for?

Lord Lieutenant, the truth and Paolo a bruise on his shoulder

And they want to put him a martyr

Then we will do so as

clear

How many detainees?

Twenty two

How do you fit them in the same cell pre-trial detention?

Well, a little there, a little SNM

We have them distributed to classrooms

By the way, with Signorini Belinzoni what to do?

No, I'm asking because we can not just put it with men

And I thought, can bring it to you

We should show mercy

Even in these circumstances, we have to treat it with respect

Here, send this message superiors and give Signorina Belinzoni

There, Lieutenant

Pyantone, bring hither, Signorina Belinzoni

Here I am

I'm ready

For what?

I know your methods. You can even try

But I do not know of anything

Tell me something

Who drove you in the head this savagery?

It is useless to try to persuade me

You can go directly to the power

But I warn you that it is useless

Stop the clowning

Come Cover!

Get your hands off!

Come on, get dressed!

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Have you seen that done?

Dress

All is useless, I will be silent

What can you say? What to disclose?

And something you wanted to know? The names of accomplices

that fight with me for the victory of the proletariat?

Ha, the names of accomplices

Do you think I'm going to torture you, to find out the name of Horace Caccamo?

excuse me

Yes

Will be done.

sergeant

Ordering Lieutenant

Entered the order to release all

Take care of all formalities

You, too, are free, Signorina

You can go

I do not want to do because I had a misunderstanding

The lieutenant did not abuse his position

That you abused my patience

Get out

I would send for the nurse to do an injection

She got sick. I sent for Don Franco

allow

Come on!

good evening

Good evening, Don Franco, I'm sorry to trouble you,

If I let you leave, I go to the pharmacy for medicines

Good

Here you will Lucia

Excellent

Do not worry

Don Franco, I prepared

The syringe has to boil

Good Lucia

Just well done

I still think

What are you not married yet

For me, no one is looking

Young people in this city just idiots

We do not understand about you

Don Franco

It is true that the priests want to allow to marry?

maybe

If allowed, are you going to do?

I'm going to do that?

What to do

Prick your dad

Come on

Don Franco

Who's there?

Don Ciccio

Good evening, Don Ciccio

good evening

I see you went fishing?

Sorry Don Ciccio, you can see mixed syringe with a fishing rod

Catching shower Don Franco, as in the Gospel

Only it's not your river

They are worshipers of the Sacred Heart

Don Ciccio, with all due respect, but I want to see

When the soul goes to heaven

Do check the address of the sender?

So enjoy a body and a soul, I'll

Before taking care of the soul,

Do you mind helping me with the body

By the way, how are you today?

Fine

This poor man went into the street, and even sitting on the ground

I decided to protest, and it is with his rheumatism

My fault

And Your

That you showed them an example

I went there is to persuade them to leave

Yes, I have no doubt

Despite the black clothes, a good fit in the red army

Please note, in the political sense, you colorblind

I, unlike you, do not do politics

I do souls

Yes, but only at the time of death

A must-have to do as I

I.e?

I do shower preventive treatment

Ah how painful! Sons of bitches!

Tramontana, what are you doing?

Priests? Who let you in here?

Get out! Get out immediately!

Hush! Take it from him!

Cured! Miracle!

It was St. Anthony

What other Saint Anthony, out! Look!

Thank you St. Anthony

Should thank the Sacred Heart

For a couple to Sacred Heart? Look!

Stop! Stop!

Get out immediately!

Calm down, calm down!

It was St. Anthony

Which Saint Anthony!

hostile Whirlwinds

Howl over us

I excommunicate you

Dark forces called viciously oppress

Shut up, shut up

Hush, Daddy

Come on, get in bed

Saint Anthony, are you with us

Palermo forgives St. Anthony - no

Sacred Heart, our cup

That day Don Franco

Oh yeah

By the way, where's your husband?

There

As sport is anti-democracy, this is all just a distraction from the main goal - victory of the proletariat

Yes, the best man win

Saint Anthony!

Sacred Heart

Calm down

Remember, calmness is a strong advantage

If you ask

When will

Just be patient, a couple of seconds before the start of

Please, captain

Eagle

St Anthony to

Sacred Heart to

The wind is on our side

It is important?

Yes

You do not want to go signor Rionello?

You, Signor Rionello granted honor first strike

What a beauty

What are you doing?

Help!

Arbitrator! Arbitrator!

No, no, let me

No, no, help

Intervene Lieutenant?

No, sergeant major, I'll go

Make way! Hurry!

Depart

Look!

Let's quickly chair here

Signor Leonello, all right?

Ole San Antonio

Ole, San Antonio!

Do not worry so

Ole! Ole!

Of the site!

Of the site!

This is bad? of-site?

This means out of the game

San Antonio, come to the right

Are you lying?

You may ask?

Sit down on the bench

Sit

Referee Mood ..

What?

What did you say? Angular

Where the corner?

I have seen

What are you lying again?

I fell

Get up

Sit on the bench

Sit down

O holy Madonna

Pasuy

Go ahead

You what?

Don Franco Sorry, I accidentally

My eye!

Come on!

Come jerk!

Yes you stop this rag

All removed

Come on! Pasuy!

Damn it!

To the right! Pasuy on the right!

Mister! Mister!

Pasuy!

Mister!

A! Who is mister?

You! According to Mr. English is the coach

Draw control?

A ?

Doping control

What a dope, it's dribbling, not priuvelichivay

As you wish

Go ahead

I went went on the wing, on the wing

Go to the corner!

Of the site! Of Website!

Are you my shame. It is not out of the game

It is not out of the game?

He also knocked to the ground, so he can play?

With your help, take the sponge and go

Are you Honorine!

Calm down guys, now it wakes

Have you seen? Did you see? Water has helped him so

You have one?

Masseur

Who let you? Get out!

Get out

How terrible!

No, you look!

What are they doing!

wretch

Attack the ball! Attack the ball! Attack the ball!

It's in German?

Attack the ball, so the coach said Herrera, and he makes millions

Attack the ball! Attack the ball!

Brutalized?

Sorry Don Franco, impose punishment

Well, put your teeth

Come on, attack

Come on, pasuy!

The arbitrator, they knocked my Player

Arbitrator

Get up and run to

This I have to play

Come here, come here

What do you do then?

Sorry

Sit down on the bench

run

Come on, come on

Sorry about Sant Antoni

Are you smother me?

Sorry I did not want

Come on, come on

A little more, come on!

This is my hand

Goal! Goal!

Oh my God!

Lord, how are you accept? How's your reputation!

San Antonio

Long live Saint Anthony!

What are you always on the ground!

San Antonio

Don Ciccio, what you up to?

judge Mr.

What is he doing?

This new technique. They are now 12, as the apostles.

This is what came to Judas?

I replace the goalkeeper

You go into the locker room, come on!

Don Ciccio, pull up higher cassock!

Your w ..

Thy also give me a hand

Long live Saint Anthony!

Where's the hat?

What are you

Paolo! Paolo!

Paolo!

Here! What is the score?

A perfect!

What is it?

It does not apply to the Carabinieri

Then come back today in the same bed

So cold

Well done guys, keep fighting

The second half should be more alive

We need to attack

Fight for victory

We need more courage, skill

Remember, a lot is at stake

A mail

Which e-mail?

Don Franco Sorry, I forgot

keep

Letter from the Bishop

Maybe he wanted to congratulate you on the victory?

Long live San Antonio

Kozimino, Bishop is not a fan of

Read what he writes

Dear Don Franco, I got several anonymous letters

What letters? Who wrote them?

Kozimino, it is our business to the bishop

You can go

Sorry

Which tells about your methods work with his flock

I have no doubt that you have had good intention

But I believe that the transfer you to another place, It would be a wise decision

Don Ciccio

What are you doing? Do not you see that it is the enemy?

Here you keep

Go, go

Come on! Come on!

Come on, I'm not done anything

Silence! Another violation, and I will remove you

Penalty!

No, not a penalty!

I did not do anything to him!

Enough! Enough! But go thou

Stay! This is not a penalty!

How do you decide? It's a penalty!

Are you kidding? And then, you are the so-called Prince whistle

Oh, you greetings from Dolobello!

Thank you, very pleased

Maybe you're not a very good look at

After all, this baby not hurt a fly

He scout

It helps old ladies cross the road

well yes

Judging by what I saw, he was of the old ladies under the bus drives

Penalty!

Treason! There punish the innocent!

You are worse than Herod!

One more word and I'll remove you to the locker room

Wow!

Penalty! Get ready!

Okay. I myself will stand at the gate

Come son, I'll get up

To approach. What do you say?

Don Franco, focus on the right!

There the bishop?

No, he will send the ball to the right

And, well, thank you! Go to site

Saint Anthony

You know that those who are pure in heart, I tear off the gate to paradise

Now, help me close this, from the earth fault

thank

Back, back! Ready?

Stop! Stop!

I hit

I myself will strike

Oh, Christ did not let me down and help from the penalty spot

San Antoni you do not yawn, protect us from the penalty spot

San Anto?

Gooolll!

Goal!

San Anthony, brought me back to the left

Stop! Stop!

discreet guys

Paolo! Paolo!

What is the score?

Now some one

Horrible

How long before the end?

Somewhere minutes. Next Don Franco

I myself will do everything

Goal!

Goal!

Great kick!

Whoa, guys in the locker room

Forward

Ole, Ole

Congratulations

Judas

What?

What have you done with his thirty pieces of silver? Bought a new stained glass window?

I do not understand

Judas Kiss, you have forgotten?

I came to congratulate you, you are a great player

And you a great actor

What did he mean?

I do not know

seven of diamonds

Did you hand does not hurt?

No, of course, I would rather myself have not felt

That's true. You're a real actor.

Who makes you pretend?

sit closer

This secret order Party

If you make a hero out of, I, too, should they be

The same thing I said to Mr. feldwebel

hiding more

Here Paolo Cumbria

Comrade Cumbria

As a representative of our party, I came secretary of the local cell De Gaetano

Which way is the same member of our election campaign

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts

friend

I bring a sense of our whole party

And thank for showing courage and stoicism

For the courage with which you endure suffering

You're suffering? Yes?

Come, Your Excellency

Sit. And here he is

Hello! Hello!

Well, as you Dhermi, how are you?

Your Excellency, this carabiniere Dhermi

Well done! You have done your duty bravely and humbly

Because it is your duty to defend the government and universal freedom

From threats emanating from any source

Comrades

Oh, dear!

Dear Professor! How are you?

It is better to check how our guys there

He badly

Let this I will decide who is bad

Bones, broken

No!

What kind of crap

Nurse! It you do an x-ray,

here is

And, this is nothing. Absolutely nothing

Nurse, tomorrow we write this

Professor, I'm sorry, for a moment.

Not that I doubt your diagnosis

The boy, possibly with hand all right, but then

And because he a fool?

No, I meant that after experiencing

Hold it here

How to hold?

By the way, Professor Zolin passed you greetings

Oh, thank you, tell him from me, too,

He mentioned that I was his student?

Of course! He remembers you

So glad

You know, it will not be a candidate in the next election

No! Age

And that's what I thought, I would be pleased if his place in the Senate He took another decent doctor

from our seats. Clear?

Nurse

Ah, there you are

Look, something I do not like this hand, let pobudet here and we observe it until Monday ...

Let's go further

see

Now let's see what's the boy

How are you?

Calm

Painfully?

quietly

Well, well, gentlemen, fun war. The boy is healthy

How well?

Healthy and well

Listen sister, tomorrow

Excuse me, professor

What's the matter?

I was thinking, your clinic may need to increase? How many extra seats do you want?

I'd had enough of six

Me too

Six?

Nurse, six days, we observe that patient

Excellent

Excuse mnya, but I have other patients

Come on

Our congratulations!

Thanks guys!

Thank you for this divine feast

What kind of God is your merit Don Franco

Long live Don Franco!

After studying for Don Ciccio

Are not you ashamed?

Who taught you this?

Dad

He says that Don Ciccio got along well with the judge

No

No

The best place - forgiveness

Like this

If your father

Disagree

And he wants to restore justice

So let wait until I leave

Eye

An eye for an eye

No, out of sight out of mind

And once again I want to thank you for a great match

On my own behalf and on behalf of St. Anthony

Long live Saint Anthony!

Let's sing our national anthem, go to the tool

Let's sing, sing

For four

Sant Antoni times in the desert

I cook your own pasta

Satan fuming

He stole his fork

St. Anthony was not taken aback

Ate spaghetti arms

San Antoni, Sant Antoni bitter enemy of any demon

San Antoni times in the desert

Stroking his pants

Satan fuming

Cut off from all fasteners trousers

San Antoni did not lose

He ties a rope pants

San Antoni, Sant Antoni bitter enemy of any demon

San Antoni, Sant Antoni bitter enemy of any demon

Well done, koplimenty!

Is that the official anthem?

We need to talk

Guys can diverge

go

Kozimino, you too

Okay

Goodbye Don Ciccio

I kiss your hands

Don Ciccio, I listen to you

I was the bishop

And, get a reward

No, that would clarify the situation

Clearly, tell me the juicy details

No, I told the bishop is only the truth

All what you are accused of this error

You are very kind

Then explain why it was necessary to go to the city

When you could write another letter, as last time

You graphomaniac

You are not right. This letter is written I do not

one zero

Not you? So he wrote to Don Mimi Nicastro under your dictation

some one

Don Franco, why do you pretend not to understand

Three one

Two one

Yes

Don Mimi Nicastro wanted to get rid of you, so you do not interfere with his project

Two two draw

And the bishop said,

He withdrew the complaint against you

Three two

And that's all you have done for me?

For you, as for any other

Truth above all else

Four two

Even if you can not bear with me?

I have already said, I respect you, even if we are working in different ways

Five two

That's right, work can be said to one boss

Five three

Six three

I won

At this time, Don Ciccio

And you know what I can tell you?

What?

Will you allow me to recoup?

Congratulations to Lieutenant Thank you

Chin Chin, Chin-chin

Happy Birthday Lieutenant

Thank you, it's very kind of you

Well, you do not mention it

And then, you are away from home

Look, look at what we have prepared you

With a torch, a symbol of your weapons

Looks appetizing

I bet it is you yourself have done

And lost, it is

I do not imagine that you have a talent Housewives

Excellent! If you want to make peace with the Bolshevik, I pass

Granddad

Wake up you, Lieutenant

If we hit the alarm, you know what they do to us?

Dad!

After five minutes waiting for you at the table

And you, my dear, go fields flowers

Will you go with me?

With pleasure. Sorry

I warned you, so much the worse for you

Well, Dad!

Santa keeps everything ready

Yes, signora, well

The calm after the storm

As well, I like

How right hippies: Make Love Not War

You give me

What?

What?

A!

I beg

Thank you

Hippie they say: express it with flowers

I would like to say a lot of things

Yes?

I would like to tell you th ...

What are you doing? Watered?

Sorry Fabio

You called me Fabio

Yes, I called you Fabio

As if you are not in the form of

I would like to call you Anna

If it had not interfered with any ideas

amusingly

The first time we speak as a man and a woman

It's not funny Anna

in front of

I like your name So what I want to shout it

Anna!

We called from the Chamber of Labour

The hosts broke

What broke?

Terminate the contract with the trade unions

We begin strike

I'll be back Anna, wait

leave me

Iza, do not forget to put hurry equipment

Payment for 30, 60 and 90 days

Good engineer, do not forget, the Germans are waiting for sample

According to the samples, refer to the companion. If they had not blocked the road,

all equipment would be ready. Goodbye

I'll show you samples of the two of us

Engineer Ionelli. Ouch!

I'm telling you, something is in the air

Do you have that, there is information?

Rumors, usual rumors from the street

It seems that Horace is up to something

The Bolsheviks are going to seize the factory

Yes, Mr. Commander!

I have heard it said my worthless son-in

For the revolution needs people with experience

Everything has to go like clockwork

By Moscow time First, our federation sends two experts

They will be engaged in factory

Second, the youth division of the democratic, sent monolingual children from around the world

These guys know their stuff, how to make a barricade, clashes with the police, Molotov cocktails

Molotov cocktails? Are you going to make barricades in Rokkapetstsone?

I was promised

Only it is necessary to receive telephone confirmation

Sorry Donna Rosa, where you going?

Do you want to take me?

No, I want to call

must not

As it is impossible?

Strike up 24th

Strike. Well it is necessary

Not enough yet this

What are you, friend?

I say, just do not have enough telephone operators strike

For general Protestants workers

Something like this

Excuse me, I went to check if the new left crossword

And you go on a rural road and as soon as you see the foreign comrades bring them to the factory

And how do I know them?

How to learn how to learn

They have funny hats and strange national dress

But do not wear defines ... uh Marxist monk

Beliefs, that's the main thing, go go

The strike, devil take her

French brandy for the city administration secretary and as usual for me

French brandy for the city administration secretary and as usual decaf for Don Mimi

Afrodikes simply salvation for the heart

What is the heart of Don Mimi, I would have your health

So what are we talking about?

land Auction

You're aware that the proposals received in sealed envelopes

Only two of the envelope

My and Don Franco

Don Mimi

Only between us

Your envelope

As if to say, more powerful

I am waiting for you at noon tomorrow at the auction

Just do not be late

And the land will be guaranteed Your

Well, without fail

Don Franco

Don Franco

Turid, go here

What took you so nosishsya

You got that, the coals in the shoes?

Where Franco Bottom

He was away on personal business

What happened?

I need to talk to him

So tell me, how is it

Go ahead

What happened?

That scoundrel

I have to run, I was waiting in a cafe

Thank Turridu Don, you're a real friend

Ciao! Ciao!

Rosolino, go here

Listen, do me a favor

Go to the house of Don Mimi

No, better not, he will know and understand, you of the arrival of Don Franco

Do you also have a younger brother

Yes

listen carefully

He has to go home to Don Mimi

And to say that the engineer asks him Lionello now come to the factory

What does he have to talk to him

Kozimino, is that a joke?

It must remain secret

Don Mimi prepared a conspiracy

What did you do?

Conspiracy, fraud. We need to detain him

at least until Sunday afternoon

Otherwise, it will go into administration

Quick negotiate and get the land. I got it?

Well, you decide where to go?

Let's stay in Italy or rotate to Africa?

Here they are! Hello comrades!

Come! Come!

We are preparing a serious mess

Follow me

Look for someone you like!

What is it you're wearing?

What's this? New Italian fashion?

Look how he's dressed

Already you're done!

Done and ready to sleep there

There is! There is!

See, we found a place to sleep and something to eat!

It's you!

I kiss the hands of Don Mimi

Open up, I was waiting for an engineer

Faster

Leluchcho!

But as the engineer left half an hour ago

So what?

Why have you made me lie Kozimino

Wait a minute, how to lie

He did ask if there is an engineer?

No

And you told him that the engineer on the spot?

No

If he had asked you whether there is an engineer, and you said that there is, and no lies liar

Where are you going?

I'm going to tell Don Mimi that no engineer

Park your bike

Timer his back

So what? Yes or no?

There, on the right

Wait, here it is impossible

Stay

Wait, wait

Let us want

Can?

Engineer

Allow?

Like this

What!

Forgive me, St. Anthony

Don Mimi villain

I'll make you come out when!

This I will arrange

Selected group G Lionello

It expresses particular gratitude to the activists of the Federation Council

Come on, we all understand

Are not you proud of the participation in the trade union struggle Rokapetstsone workers?

We are accustomed to other things. At the factory two or three thousand workers, and we after two or three months of unemployment

keep it

No unemployment

Hold me, or I will break it

wretch

So so so

Churchmen were united with the bourgeoisie

What the union!

Shut up!

This is for the horse of Troy? To sabotage our strike?

The horse from Troy?

From Troy of Troy

This he locked me in the factory

Assistant priest of the Communist

He did that on purpose

What would prevent me from participating in the auction on the ground

For your information, Don Franco is not a communist, and humble Christian

If he were here, he would have shown you a Communist

Let me out

I accuse you of kidnapping and forcible man holding

This factory is occupied. Who inside, he did not come out, who from the outside - not enter

What happened was something that passed will not return

shut

Beware!

You do not know who to contact

You're just a real Mood ...

That horse, which is mentioned

Send Peppino

You want a little?

This is a bomb?

There is a special tea

uplifting

Good

Run away from yourself is exhausting

This is our special tea?

No, white wine

So it does not suit me

Italian wine

Provisions?

Enough for a week

Fold here guys

Well, comrade

It is necessary to make

The order and sequence of duty holiday

It looks like these are going to just relax

Peppino

These guys are experts on clashes

Top cocktails Molotov

You're right, comrade. This cocktail bottles are emptied

I worry, Lieutenant, if they begin to destroy the equipment, you know what will

Do not worry engineer it is peaceful and quiet people.

Only words not more

In any case, I have already begun to act

First - I said to them

True Signorina? Yes. Yes

Second - I turned off the light and water

So that they could not long resist

What do you think the sergeant-major?

Yes, these will stand ... even if they survive, will survive

You would eat anything

And you, too, Prisoner

We are all prisoners

You what? For theft?

I do not understand your man

And I continue to not understand

And you know why?

Why?

Needs

We are all slaves to their needs

Look who's Talking! I have put up half an hour, and this moron does not go

Flesh, man

This flesh holds us hostage

Alienate us from psychedelic dream

Psychedelic flesh? This is from which animal?

Here is the flesh! This disgusting!

Disgusting, yes

This ham? Delicious ham!

In both

Lieutenant!

Don Mimi

You should immediately release me Two hours later I have to be at the auction

It is not possible, I will not tolerate provocations

What does it mean? You have to do so I went!

I know my duty, and still There were no incidents

Admit that you are afraid

Moderate fervor Don Mimi

I'm not going!

You have me go out on patrol!

You asked for it themselves? Once out, I'll take you to the station

Lieutenant! Sorry! Lieutenant!

Lieutenant!

I feel bad

The heart beats

Of course, he's breathing

Would you like to own?

I think it's heart

Come on, he did have a heart?

I was thinking

Maybe we pray together?

I take back

I read in the newspaper that the Chinese treat Mao's texts

And they say that it raises even the dead

If Mao had the money, then treat the texts did not have to be

I have another suggestion

use the phone

Call Mao in China?

No, I call Dr. Ravan

He will give us advice

Great idea, well done Horace

No!

Are you scared to death

Yes, yes, well, I'll try to find it

Seek doctor immediately for Don Mimi

For Don Mimi? Yes, he's healthy as an ox

I saw he was leaving the city, probably I went to the farm

And clearly, they need a vet

Probably some kind of sick cow

Yes, it's just a mystic, signora

Hello, yes I am. Listening

Doctor, it Kozimino. We have urgent business

It is for Don Mimi

I know I know. He had already told me about their problems

Sorry, there are problems with the calf of Don Mimi

I'll wait

I believe that there does not help

Rather, it is already there than here

He says that he would rather have it than here

Listen to the doctor, I am a practitioner, wanted to ask, It can help him artificial respiration mouth to mouth?

Well, if you find such a courageous volunteer

Only careful, hold it firmly by the horns, it can be dangerous

What he says? What?

Let's just say, this is very personal information

How can there be personal information, what he says?

He says that he is, well, it does not say out loud ...

He says that he has horns

So it's true!

Yes, what we care

Hello Hello

Excuse me, signora, it is the peasants

Do not worry

It's horrible, and you know that in America for dogs psychoanalysts have?

Can a dog meow?

All night mewed

meow

Meow?

He asked if he meows?

Meow? he?

No, just growls

Doctor, I'm sorry, he's not quite meows, he growls as if

What?

growls

That's right, his mouth

Try cupping

Bleed? And maybe a good enema? What do you think?

Yes, yes, do an enema. But not more than five liters

Five liters?

Five liters

What?

enema

Him? Yes

Are you sure that five liters?

Doubt me? The ignorant!

And if does not work?

And if does not help

If you do not help, then only at the slaughterhouse

Goodbye

At the slaughterhouse

But this simply hates all

No

Who!

Well, what did he say?

The doctor says it is necessary to do bloodletting

Bleed? But how? We've got only so hammers nails

I have in stock have a huge pair of scissors

But to do that they are not good

Do not get carried away, Pepino

They make too big cuts

I think they are preparing some mischief

And we can be in this zamesheny

Come on, I'll make it our signature tea

Are you crazy? Do you want to pump up their drugs?

This is not a drug, they are only half an hour to have fun

I think that's a great idea

Major, look, there seems to need the old guard

Oh, leave it to Don Giacomo

And, you're here and not enough!

My irreplaceable Bolshevik

Good day Signorina. Good afternoon, Lieutenant

How do you see, once thought to revolt

No, I just came to inquire how things are going

This strike is a waste of time

You said so yourself

I am categorically against

ABOUT! Well done

If you want to revolution, then do it for real

Signorina, you want to direct all kill

No, why? If you like the Carabinieri

Sergeant! Sergeant!

Sergeant!

Don Miles, what happened?

arrest me

Just let me out of here, please

Did they use force?

No, they were going to treat me

They're crazy!

There they are! There they are!

There they are!

Arrest them!

Let us embrace Don Mimi!

What a handsome man!

Simply handsome!

Beauty!

I told you, they are only joking!

Come on, open

Well, jokes

Long live the armed forces!

Good Horace!

Mr. Engineer, I tell you, that we are withdrawing all our requirements

What all? But some things seem to me true

No no no! I insist, we are withdrawing all our requirements

You are for?

Engineer!? You go, go to the office

Did you see? What protest but

This is a betrayal

No

Prudence prevailed

Baby, you were just like two wheels? And now four

I just like a butterfly

Flew to Don Franco

Don Giacomo, Heil!

Oh, well done! Well done!

Let's hug

Let's go guys, the holiday is over

Where are you going? In Africa or staying in Italy?

The road does not matter

What to know where we are going

If you do not know what we go

I only know what we need to hurry up

Once the tea is over the action, they again take up the old

Well, let's go! Go

You know, Horace, I even could not imagine, that all end this way

I'm so happy!

Would not it be great if all went well

Think of a world without strife, struggle and protest Where the word of a friend and brother still make sense

You are to me as a father, as a brother

Yes, I will, and the brother and father, and I will

You disgust me!

How? we're brothers?

What I had such rodstvennichki?

What you allow yourself?

Piece of shit!

When I felt bad, I thought that I was someone strangling

I'll strangle you, scoundrel

Are you Peppino?

We're kind of agreement

What do you want from me?

Yes, I'm you!

Like this! To battle!

Stop!

I'll kill you!

Yes, stop!

Go boys! Knock them!

Stop!

Long live the revolution

When we get married, I will draw you to court

Married?

Yes, I said get married

Do you think when we get married, then you will be in command?

You're wrong, times have changed

Men and women are now equal rights. Clear!

It was not necessarily

Kozimino, that is, an engineer Rionello again?

Don Ciccio, you. This is Don Franco on their savings

About honest soul, noble heart

Gold words

Be careful, Don Ciccio, there's a catch

Honorine, how can you, after such a gesture

handsomely

Even more beautiful than before

Perfect!

delicious

Guys, more careful

Hush hush

Let's go

Yes

Stay there

Where is Don Franco?

I'm here

Don Franco, dear!

Indispensable Don Ciccio!

Here I am

No! No! Not a bike!

I'm going!

Stop!

The brakes do not work!

The brake is broken!

I can not stop! Mamma mia!

What have you done!

No, it's that you have done?

I told you that's the catch

You decide to bet again?

No it is you decide to bet!

Did you specifically!

It's an accident!

All shut up!

Long live Saint Anthony!

Long live the Sacred Heart!

Yes, stop!

Long live Saint Anthony!

Long live the Sacred Heart!

Sant Antoni!

Stop both!

Sant Antoni!

Don Ciccio! It's the brakes on this damn bike!

Translation: Super771