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It's mating season, Shred.
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Birds do it mid-air,
frogs attached to other frogs,
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a lot of dumpster humping.
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Love is in the air.
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Love doesn't exist.
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Are you still moaning
about Emily?
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It's been months.
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She blew up my heart, Frank.
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You weren't even together.
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Well, I can't believe
she chose Rick.
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You never even told her
you liked her.
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Yeah, well, regrets,
I have a few!
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Alright, that's it.
Get out.
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I'm in a rare good mood
and you're bringing me down.
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Get out.
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I'm not getting out, ok?
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I'm not on probation,
we are now partners.
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Things have changed.
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Well, I'm a senior partner
so I make the rules.
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Get out.
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Senior partner is not
a recognized category
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according to department
regulations.
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I checked.
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Regulations also state
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that you have to have
a stain-free uniform.
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Childish.
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Yeah, it's childish
and deeply satisfying.
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All available units,
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report of raccoons in a bowling
alley, 21 Capen Street.
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Truck 12 responding,
two minutes out.
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Word of caution:
the raccoons appear to be inebriated.
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That's kind of fun.
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They came in through the A/C
duct and hit the bar.
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These guys all 21?
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Yeah, this reminds me
of the X Games afterparty,
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but with less raccoons.
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These guys all 18?
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Frank already made the
American version of that joke.
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Nice.
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Oh god.
Guys, is he...
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Satisfying a very
specific fetish?
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Welcome to mating season,
everyone.
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This is why I own my own ball.
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Hey!
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Woah! Alright.
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Let's get these trash pandas
in the truck.
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Hey! Woah!
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I want my little friend
in lane 23.
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Ok, raccoon.
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You know what?
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It's a lot of paperwork
and wildly inhumane.
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Come on, I'll let you throw
a ball at Shred.
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It's not the same.
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Shred, you seeing this?
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- We need quarters.
- Yeah.
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- Do you have quarters?
- Uh...
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There's more in the arcade.
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You get the claw.
I got the arcade.
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If the kitchen's open
tell 'em to start frying.
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I'm coming back hungry.
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Hey, little buddy.
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Going for a high score?
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Oooh. Should I book the suite
with the private hot tub?
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Probably not.
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Too late, it's booked.
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Seven glorious days
and nights in Kauai.
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It's on the rainy side
but I got a good deal.
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Sorry, can a pregnant woman
even go in a hot tub?
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Yeah, she can do a light soak
up to the mid-calf.
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Oh, lucky her.
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A Baby Moon is not just
for the mother.
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Yeah, but she's doing
all the hard work.
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What're you pushing out
of your vagina?
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She booked none of this,
no planning.
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The hotel, the zip-line,
the massages, that was all me.
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I need a vacation, ok?
It's just...
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This pregnancy is just...
It's killing me.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Look at this guy.
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You and Rick didn't get
a dog, did you?
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'Cause that'd be...
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That's... I mean, that's a big
commitment.
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No, I found him wandering
in the parking lot.
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I'm gonna get him scanned,
see if I can find his family.
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Oh, ok.
Well um, good luck.
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He's super cute.
Alright, see you around.
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Oh yeah, just keep
staring longingly.
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That'll get it done.
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Oh, don't break eye contact.
It'll break the spell.
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I hope he finds a home
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so he don't get creeped out
by you anymore.
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He wasn't creeped out.
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Hey, I forgot to tell you,
Victoria and I got Arkansas.
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That's 46 license plates for us
which puts us in the lead.
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Arkansas?
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Mmhmm.
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No, you didn't.
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We totally did,
because up until now
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I thought it was pronounced
"Ar-kansas ".
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It's not, and I'm very confused
as to how it's not.
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And you just happened
to forget to tell us
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that you got one of the most
elusive license plates,
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only topped by a plate from
Puerto Rico or American Samoa?
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Are you calling us liars?
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I'm calling you lying sacks
of liars.
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Yeah, and I don't like to use
the L word but right now
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both of your pants are on fire.
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Ok, new rule.
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The license plate does not count
unless it is accompanied
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by a photo taken from inside
the truck.
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Because, again, dirty,
lousy liars.
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I'll take the photos.
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Alright, everyone, listen up.
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Hey, your smallness?
It has no effect on me.
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In two weeks I'm gonna be
lounging on the beach
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in a tropical paradise.
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Hey, speaking of the beach-
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Yeah. You'll be soaking
in the rain, tight wad.
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Intermittent showers.
It's actually lovely.
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She said "listen up ".
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Thanks, Bettany.
Um, I can take it from here.
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Alright. The floor is yours.
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Ok. Um, actually,
one small thought.
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I know you've just been our
receptionist for a few weeks,
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you're doing so great.
You go above and beyond,
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um, but sometimes it's like you
go above and beyond
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above and beyond.
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Oh, copy.
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Egg bites are on your desk.
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Ok.
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Um, tremendous job
at the bowling alley.
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I know it's easy to forget
but what we do here
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is vital to the city.
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And Patel, you should
probably get a rabies shot.
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I'm still good for a few months.
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Oh right, the bats.
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I forgot.
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Diego.
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Hi, what're you doing here?
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Uh, there's something I need
to talk to you about.
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Yes, oh my god, you called me.
I'm so sorry.
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What's up?
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Uh, I met someone.
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And I want a divorce.
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Oh...
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Divorce?
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Guess we're not in
Arkansas anymore.
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have blindsided you like that.
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No, it's ok.
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Good to see you, Diego.
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Ok, see ya.
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What the hell?
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You're married?
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Guys, relax.
It isn't a real marriage, ok?
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Diego is a DJ at a club
that I used to go to,
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and I just needed
a green card
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so, like, it made sense for us
to just do the thing.
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But there aren't supposed to be
any secrets in the cab.
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I shared my colonoscopy
results with you.
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You shared that with everyone.
At lunch.
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In color.
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You all had to go through
the prep with me,
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I owed you the payoff.
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Polyp free.
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Polyp free.
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Uh, not so fast.
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Coffee is for naturalized
citizens only.
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Are you ok?
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I mean, no, not really.
I'm kind of freaking out.
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If I can't find another way
to get a green card
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I'm gonna get kicked out
of your stupid country.
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You should talk to Emily
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'cause I think the department
could sponsor you.
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Wait, really?
Do they do that?
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You know, I'm not sure,
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but I am sure that I'm not gonna
visit you in New Zealand.
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It's way too far away.
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But, tell you what,
meet you halfway. Portland.
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You should be nicer to me.
I just got divorced.
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Wha... hi, Rick.
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Hi.
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I came by to score a few
extra boyfriend points.
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What're you up to now, Rick?
Three?
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Oh, probably not that many.
But I do my best.
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Ha, and he's humble.
He's the whole package.
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We love Rick.
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Awe, are these peonies?
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They look like the ones we saw
at the flower market.
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The same ones we saw
at the flower market.
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Someone may have doubled back,
I don't know.
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That's how you do it, people.
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That's the kind of attention
this lady deserves.
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Or is it too on the nose,
Bettany?
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I'm kidding.
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It's so amazing you keep
showering Emily with gifts.
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Come here.
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Wait, come on.
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Oh! Oh!
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Careful!
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Don't wanna crush 'em.
Don't wanna crush those.
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I hate Rick.
I hate him.
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He always tries to act like
he's such a great dude.
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He is a great dude.
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I know he's a great dude!
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Everyone knows
he's a great dude.
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I mean, he used eucalyptus
in that bouquet, Frank.
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That's a quality filler.
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I wish I could throw you
out of the truck right now,
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preferably in motion.
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You and I are not meant to be
on equal footing.
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Well, get used to it.
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It's unnatural.
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Why are you always so critical?
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I've told you about my dad.
I'm toning it down.
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Don't even get me started
on the fact
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that we've literally
never hugged.
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Alright, Shred.
You win.
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What the...
No, not the hug.
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Look, clearly what I've been
doing is not shutting you up,
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so what's gonna take
your mind off Emily?
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Whatever that is,
that's what we're doing today.
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Really?
Like my own special day?
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Like a Shred's Day?
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More like a long lunch,
but sure.
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Whatever I want, you promise
not to judge me?
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Oh, absolutely not.
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Would you ask Michelangelo
not to sculpt?
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I thought he was more
of a nunchuck guy.
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Not the Ninja Turtle.
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I know!
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This is amazing!
I feel better already!
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Excuse me, coming through.
It's Shred's Day.
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Woo! Woo!
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Come on, Frank!
Join me!
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Get some air, it's fun!
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I've already bribed them to let
two childish adult men in here.
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I've done enough.
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Come on, double bounce me!
I need more height!
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Double bounce me!
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Woo!
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I'm not gonna let you
get deported.
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I don't want to lose you
as an officer or as a friend,
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so I will call right now.
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Thank you.
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Line two, Rhonda, HR.
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Wow, thanks Bettany.
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She's so good.
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Yeah. Rhonda, hi.
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Yeah, we have a bit
of a situation.
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Uh, one of my best officers
might lose her green card
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and I'd like to know
the protocol
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for the department
to sponsor her.
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Oh, what?
Uh, wait, really?
255
00:09:38,991 --> 00:09:39,792
We can't?
256
00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:41,229
What?
What is she saying?
257
00:09:41,229 --> 00:09:42,731
Put... put her on speaker.
258
00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,535
So animal
control officers
259
00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,506
are not considered
essential workers.
260
00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:47,909
Oh, uh, no.
261
00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:50,480
We are vital to the life
of the city.
262
00:09:50,514 --> 00:09:52,585
Then who is considered
essential, huh?
263
00:09:52,585 --> 00:09:55,156
Police, firefighters
of course, anything IT related,
264
00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:56,526
and sanitation workers.
265
00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:59,699
So basically every public
service but us?
266
00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,703
Hold on a sec,
just looking at my list.
267
00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:03,507
Yes, correct.
Everyone but you.
268
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,776
Now, is there anything else
I can help...
269
00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:08,483
I'm sorry.
270
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,953
I'm gonna- I'm gonna figure
something out.
271
00:10:09,953 --> 00:10:12,926
Or I will become a smoking
hot garbage man.
272
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,229
Is Rhonda being an issue?
273
00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,132
- Yeah.
- No.
274
00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:16,900
Yeah.
275
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:18,738
Central office, blue
Nissan Leaf, right?
276
00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:19,840
You don't need to do
anything, Bettany.
277
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:20,808
Sounds like Rhonda.
278
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:21,743
Oh yeah, I hear you.
279
00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:24,115
You don't want me to do
anything to Rhonda or her car.
280
00:10:24,148 --> 00:10:24,816
No.
281
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:26,519
And it's important
as my supervisor
282
00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:29,325
that you get it
on the record.
283
00:10:29,325 --> 00:10:30,594
Yeah, ok.
284
00:10:30,628 --> 00:10:31,796
Why is she smiling like that?
285
00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,700
Bettany! Bettany!
286
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,836
She's great.
287
00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:35,871
I touched the roof, Frank.
288
00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:38,978
I haven't gotten that much air
since my snowboarding days.
289
00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:41,683
You know, I gotta admit, when
you collided with those toddlers
290
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,052
it put a smile on my face.
291
00:10:43,086 --> 00:10:43,854
It was funny.
292
00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:45,891
And now be prepared
to have your mind blown
293
00:10:45,925 --> 00:10:47,629
by the best waffles
in the city.
294
00:10:47,662 --> 00:10:52,270
Oh, and you can turn this menu
into a crown.
295
00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,678
I am the king of Shred's Day.
296
00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:56,647
Oh god.
297
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:57,447
Please, just "king ".
298
00:10:57,682 --> 00:11:00,086
Ok, don't look, but the server
over there...
299
00:11:00,954 --> 00:11:03,794
The one taking orders from
those uncrowned gentlemen?
300
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:04,963
That's the woman
that ghosted me.
301
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:07,635
That's Yasmine?
Go talk to her.
302
00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:08,302
I'm not gonna talk to her.
303
00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:10,006
Frank, it's serendipity.
You have to.
304
00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:11,977
You helped me with Emily
and the universe,
305
00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:14,147
which I know you don't believe
in this kind of thing,
306
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:15,316
rewarded you.
307
00:11:15,349 --> 00:11:16,151
No, it was humiliating.
308
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,055
I told everyone she left town
but the truth is
309
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:19,960
I took her to a Seahawks game
310
00:11:19,993 --> 00:11:21,663
and she went to go get
a Hawk's Nest dog
311
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,032
and never came back.
312
00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:24,636
Forever retaining
your association
313
00:11:24,669 --> 00:11:25,805
with your favorite team.
314
00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:26,607
She's looking over here.
315
00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:29,344
Oh god. It's my crown
that draws the eye.
316
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:30,313
Frank?
317
00:11:31,348 --> 00:11:32,752
Oh, hey Yasmine.
318
00:11:32,785 --> 00:11:34,555
I was hoping that I'd run
into you one day.
319
00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:36,659
I felt so terrible about
what happened.
320
00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:37,962
Oh, that's ok.
321
00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:40,734
I'm sure you've heard by now,
we beat the Broncos.
322
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,940
Well, I owe you an apology.
323
00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:47,181
That's not... Yes, you do.
You actually do.
324
00:11:47,214 --> 00:11:49,050
Listen, I'm in the middle
of lunch rush.
325
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,021
Is there any chance that maybe
we could grab a drink later
326
00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:54,094
and I could explain myself?
327
00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,363
Yeah, sure.
328
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:56,231
Okay.
329
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,938
I mean, once I'm done
with this Make-a-Wish kid.
330
00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,039
Hmm?
331
00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:04,415
He's a grown man.
That's my partner.
332
00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:06,251
That's your part... Right.
333
00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,931
It's open.
334
00:12:14,936 --> 00:12:16,807
Professional courtesy.
335
00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:18,610
Me and some of the men
from the 2-3
336
00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:20,012
are here to requisition
some dog food.
337
00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:20,848
Not that I need your permission
338
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,285
'cause it's coming straight
from the top.
339
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,022
Just take it all.
340
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:26,826
What's with the sad
sack situation?
341
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,496
Boss lady down?
342
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,768
I just thought I was doing
something meaningful
343
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:31,770
with my life
344
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,910
but I just found out what we do
here is considered inessential.
345
00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:37,113
Hmm. I would have gone
with pointless.
346
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,151
It applies to you, too,
Templeton.
347
00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:40,787
There's only one opinion
that matters to me
348
00:12:40,821 --> 00:12:42,992
and that's the guy
in the mirror.
349
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:46,298
And he gives me a thumbs up,
and sometimes a kiss.
350
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,038
Ok. I just...
351
00:12:49,071 --> 00:12:50,173
I don't know, I wanted
this job
352
00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,312
'cause I wanted to make
a difference.
353
00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,022
There's a position
at the rec center
354
00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,659
working with the blind kids.
355
00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:00,728
What?
356
00:13:00,928 --> 00:13:02,230
Not sure they're all the way
blind but they're blind enough
357
00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:04,936
that they don't let them
play sports.
358
00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:07,040
I'm not quitting my job.
359
00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:08,109
Yet.
360
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:09,846
Just so you know, I'm warming up
in the bullpen
361
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:12,851
for when Rhonda's ready to bring
in the right-hander.
362
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,058
Nighty-night.
363
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:21,168
Why does Diego want to get
married so bad anyway?
364
00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:22,070
He told you, he's fallen in love
365
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:24,374
and wants to spend the rest
of his life with her.
366
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,017
I mean, like, now I have
to apply for citizenship.
367
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,821
I'm a really terrible
test-taker.
368
00:13:30,855 --> 00:13:31,823
There's no way I'm gonna
be able to memorize
369
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,194
all of the presidents or learn
all the rules of parliament.
370
00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,732
Uh, we don't have a parliament.
371
00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:38,036
You don't have a parl...
are you...
372
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:38,770
No.
373
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:39,706
There's no wigs?
374
00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:40,575
No, no wigs.
375
00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:42,411
Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna
fail this thing.
376
00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:43,947
Yeah, that's very likely.
377
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,761
Hello, my Polynesian princess.
How's the doctor's office, baby?
378
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:51,996
Oh no. Oh no.
379
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,165
I'm so sorry.
380
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,938
Yeah, ok. I love you, baby.
Bye.
381
00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:56,973
Is everything ok?
382
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:58,142
Yeah, everything's fine.
Fine.
383
00:13:58,175 --> 00:13:59,646
They're... it's just
a precaution.
384
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:02,084
They're putting her on bed rest
until the baby's born.
385
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:02,952
Ok.
386
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:05,056
Which means no Hawaii.
387
00:14:05,089 --> 00:14:05,991
Oh.
388
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,962
Now I'm sitting on a fully paid
non-refundable trip.
389
00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:08,997
Oh, why would you make it
non-refundable?
390
00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:12,237
Because I'm an idiot, do you
pay any attention to me at all?
391
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,942
My house is a very
delicate ecosystem.
392
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,880
It barely works with
two functioning parents,
393
00:14:16,914 --> 00:14:18,016
now I've gotta do
everything myself
394
00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:19,586
for the next three months.
395
00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:21,823
We're talking the shopping,
we're talking the cooking...
396
00:14:21,823 --> 00:14:23,059
Is this gonna be a long rant?
397
00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:24,394
Medium to long, yes.
398
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:25,262
- Good.
- Yes.
399
00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:27,066
We're talking the dishes,
we're talking the-
400
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,605
Laundry, bed time, bath time,
trips to Payless,
401
00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:32,110
then return trips to Payless
'cause your kid says the shoes
402
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:33,814
are making his ankles itch.
403
00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:34,582
You hear me, Diego?
404
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,719
That's two trips to Payless,
zero shoes.
405
00:14:36,719 --> 00:14:39,793
My point is, you fall in love,
you get married, you have kids,
406
00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:40,528
you'll never frolic
407
00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:42,931
in the turquoise clear
water ever again!
408
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:43,900
Exactly.
409
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,136
And you love the beach.
410
00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:45,804
Do you?
411
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:47,006
He does.
He's a big beach guy.
412
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:47,975
Then say bye.
413
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:50,246
How do you feel about urine-
filled kiddie pools, Diego?
414
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:51,181
How do you feel about that?
415
00:14:51,381 --> 00:14:53,452
'Cause that's where
you'll be frolicking, big boy.
416
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:55,891
Look, Victoria, I'm...
417
00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:56,927
I'm sorry about
your green cards.
418
00:14:57,194 --> 00:15:00,433
And the last thing I ever wanted
to do is cause you any problems.
419
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,170
But... I'm in love.
420
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,178
I am, too.
421
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,582
God help us.
422
00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:08,517
No.
423
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,119
You had one job!
424
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:12,992
Hey.
425
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,963
That dog you brought in
had a chip in it.
426
00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,464
They were able to find
the family.
427
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:17,400
Wait, really?
428
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:20,073
Yeah, and uh, we're
all good on Rhonda.
429
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:21,408
What does that mean?
430
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:23,279
It means it's one less thing
on your plate.
431
00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:26,017
Oh, it wasn't on my plate.
432
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,224
Wait, Bettany, it wasn't
on my plate.
433
00:15:30,594 --> 00:15:32,497
I... I didn't have a plate.
434
00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:38,008
Hi!
435
00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:40,179
He ran away from the groomer,
436
00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:42,150
we were afraid we'd never
find him!
437
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:43,920
We were so scared.
438
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,289
We love you, Goosey.
439
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,901
Heading home, boss.
440
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:51,434
Bye.
441
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,038
- Um, actually, Shred?
- Uh...
442
00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:53,974
Hey, are you ok?
443
00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:57,515
I just feel like you've been
a little down lately.
444
00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,450
Oh, yeah, no, I'm good.
445
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,656
It's probably just 'cause
it's been so grey lately.
446
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,192
You know, oh Seattle.
447
00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:05,396
Ah, I know, right?
448
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:08,336
Yeah, we just haven't been
talking as much, I guess,
449
00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:11,609
and I miss hanging out with you
in the kitchen.
450
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:12,578
Really?
451
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:13,580
Yeah.
452
00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:16,719
It's just weirdly not as fun
to split an Oreo by myself.
453
00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:19,224
I... I've just been avoiding
the snack drawer,
454
00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:21,028
so that's what that is.
455
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,664
Oh. Oh, ok.
456
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:26,305
Yeah, I think I was kind of
in my head a little.
457
00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,073
Oh, no.
458
00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:29,044
Don't get in your head
about me ever.
459
00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:31,348
We're good. We're great.
Totally.
460
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,049
Ok.
461
00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:34,420
Coming through, real men
doing real work.
462
00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:35,690
Watch your six.
463
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,195
That's, like, a lot of dog food.
464
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:39,632
That's, like, all the dog food.
465
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,370
I missed you.
466
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:45,242
Well, I've been here.
Same number.
467
00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:46,478
I think this is
the same sweater.
468
00:16:46,478 --> 00:16:48,315
Well, I know it doesn't make it
any better
469
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:52,357
but I guess I kinda freaked out
because I really liked you.
470
00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:53,927
It's a pattern,
if I'm being honest.
471
00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:57,100
I guess I'm kinda
a lone wolf.
472
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,939
That's the silly nickname
I gave myself.
473
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:00,907
I know.
474
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:01,474
'Cause I hate people.
475
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:02,979
'Cause they're the worst.
476
00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:03,980
They're all stupid.
477
00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,984
They're terrible.
478
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:07,187
So dumb.
479
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:09,391
They're so annoying.
480
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:10,594
Morons.
481
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:11,562
Overrated.
482
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:20,581
I'm gonna open another
bottle of wine.
483
00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:21,583
Yeah.
484
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,450
But, like, a good one.
485
00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:25,023
This last one was crappy
because I was mad at you.
486
00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:27,093
Ah. There's the petty Frank
that I remember.
487
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,068
Mmm.
488
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,705
Ugh, it's just awful.
489
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:33,406
Go ahead.
490
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:38,182
I'm gonna open this bottle that
I bought in Napa when we went.
491
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,019
We should go there again.
492
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:41,255
I've got some vacation days
coming up.
493
00:17:41,288 --> 00:17:44,729
Oh, so we're dating again?
494
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,098
If you're in, I'm in.
495
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:52,243
Uh, why don't you bring
that bottle into the bedroom.
496
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:57,153
I usually don't allow
food or drink in there
497
00:17:57,186 --> 00:17:59,324
but in this case I'll make
an exception.
498
00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:09,477
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
499
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:15,122
I opened my best bottle of wine!
500
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,908
Emily says I'm in her head.
That's a direct quote.
501
00:18:24,942 --> 00:18:28,282
I am so on her radar I actually
feel kinda bad for Rick,
502
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,117
even though I hate him.
503
00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:32,157
But you were right, Frank.
Love is in the air.
504
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:34,127
I don't believe in love.
I was dead wrong.
505
00:18:34,161 --> 00:18:36,464
Uh-oh.
The date didn't go so well?
506
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:38,469
No, it was great until
she fled the scene.
507
00:18:38,503 --> 00:18:39,304
Again?
508
00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:41,208
She literally crawled out
my four-story window.
509
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,611
I don't even know
if she survived.
510
00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:45,918
Buddy, that's terrible.
But you know what this means.
511
00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:47,788
Oh, that not kicking you out
of the truck yesterday
512
00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,090
was the inflection point
513
00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:51,395
upon which my entire
sad future turns?
514
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:54,401
It means, as your full
and completely equal partner,
515
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,940
it is now my turn
to cheer you up.
516
00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:59,512
It's officially Frank's Day.
What do you wanna do?
517
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:02,283
Let's drive off the next bridge
we pass.
518
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,320
Ok, uh, do you have
a second choice?
519
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,759
One that doesn't also kill
your good buddy Shred?
520
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:12,838
Look, I know you're
stressed, so...
521
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:18,148
Everything you need to know
for your citizenship test.
522
00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:19,652
- It's fricken' huge!
- Yeah.
523
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:22,123
How is this supposed to make
me less stressed?
524
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:23,259
I'll help you.
525
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,764
Oh, wait.
You guys were in World War II?
526
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,568
We'll all help you.
527
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:28,737
I've never been here before.
528
00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:30,974
It really is the best espresso
in the city?
529
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,580
Yeah, but you have to order
in an Italian accent.
530
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,348
Really?
531
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,717
Yeah, don't embarrass me.
532
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:40,260
Of course your job is essential.
533
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:42,130
It makes me mad that Rhonda
said that.
534
00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:43,332
She's had a big head
ever since her aunt
535
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:44,569
was on Wheel of Fortune.
536
00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,906
Well, I'm feeling much better
since yesterday
537
00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:50,212
but it's still very sweet of you
to take me out.
538
00:19:50,245 --> 00:19:52,183
This place really lives up
to the hype, right?
539
00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,152
Frank told me about it.
540
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:56,091
And then he threatened me if
I told anyone else about it.
541
00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,326
Great.
542
00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:04,642
- That should have been my mid
- morning Italian coffee date.
543
00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:07,648
It should have been my kiss.
I hate mating season.
544
00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:09,284
I can't believe you're moaning
about this again.
545
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:10,453
It's insufferable.
546
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:12,223
You can't kick me out again,
Frank.
547
00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:13,760
Oh, I'm not.
I'm kicking myself out.
548
00:20:13,794 --> 00:20:14,862
I'm out of moves.
549
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:16,666
Oh my god, is that...
550
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:17,467
What?
551
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,435
There!
552
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:20,540
Vermont.
553
00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:21,274
Vermont!
554
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,343
Oh my god, it is!
555
00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:24,180
That's 46!
We're all tied up!
556
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:24,882
Yeah!
557
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:25,851
Woo!
558
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:26,653
Wait, we need a picture.
559
00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,188
Oh, yeah.
Let me fix my hair.
560
00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:30,293
Of the car, Frank.
We need proof.
561
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,130
Right, right, right.
They're getting away!
562
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,232
We gotta go!
563
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,735
Go, go, go!
This is a miracle!
564
00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:37,775
Out of my way, pedestrians!
We got Vermont!
565
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:38,810
Woo!
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