Original subtitles

I only got paid for two minutes.

Well, two minutes is too much.

You only need 23 seconds.

So you did.

First round.

First round.

In the playoffs right now?

Um, yeah.

I think it's going to be in Philadelphia.

No, it's going to be Cowboys all the way.

I don't care.

Cowboys all the way.

Who you choose to go and who you want to go is two different things.

Well, and considering that the MVP has actually got three teams in, I mean...

For a little while longer. Yeah.

You never know.

Well, what was the thing I thought about when we went out to the example games

and each one's like three dates.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that game is. I don't know what that game is.

I don't know what that game is.

That's strong.

What do you expect when a red fellow comes?

I'm going to the bathroom.

So,

uh,

she's up for a little fun, maybe. You know, I'm thinking about, uh, calling a

pick over.

Well, yeah.

Is she good looking?

She's good.

She's a munker, man. You know, uh, a romance.

Yeah, that sounds great.

It could be a lot of that.

I'm good,

I'm good.

What are you doing?

What do you got on? What do you got on right now? Oh, is that right?

Yeah.

Oh,

is it that?

Is it the little, is it that little black thing I like?

Okay, okay.

So, I'm hanging out. I was wondering if you were up for hanging out as well?

Just a couple of guys.

Alright, she's on her way.

What are we

thinking when she gets here?

I think y 'all are going to be pleasantly surprised.

Hang time.

Very much so.

Playoff atmosphere.

How about the playoff?

Hello.

A couple guys.

You said a couple guys.

He's bad at that.

Okay, sit down.

Good to see you. You too.

I like your friends here.

So how y 'all know each other?

We met on the internet.

Oh my goodness.

I love it when you bring me to other friends.

And you have some pretty adventurous friends.

For example,

I see that one has some pretty intense eyes. Like, you've given me that.

What is it that you want, anyway, huh?

Oh, wow,

thank you.

Is it okay if he puts his hands down my chest?

Please, please.

Hello.

Perfect tips. Oh yeah?

Thank you.

What are

you drinking?

Sulfatorade. Sulfatorade?

Can I have some of that?

No, no, no. In your mouth.

Yeah.

if my ass is going to be exposed, someone else's ass has got to be

Like, here it is.

Where's somebody else?

Am I the only one here?

Is anybody going to give me a dick to suck?

I was invited to a party with a couple guys, so I think that there are a couple

dicks here.

Ooh, ooh, I see one. I see one coming.

Your lucky man.

I like to perform for you babe.

She's like very shy.

That's a good sound.

You have some good friends.

They're the best. Yeah, yeah.

Best of the friends.

Oh my god.

It keeps just getting harder and more.

You know what?

I think you might have forgot that.

Oh, she like it rough?

Mm -hmm.

Are you shy, Mom?

How do I look?

Thank you.

I love what I can't remember.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck

yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck, that was fun.

I know you can score again.

Thank you.

I need someone to hold.

Yeah, you can hold me.

Thank you.

I could do that again.

Look at you.

Yeah. Should we show some other people?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Oh,

yeah. Fuck yeah.

Right through the window.

Can you hold me up?

Have you got some good muscles?

I think I can. Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Could I suck your dick while he sucks me?

Oh.

Hey,

did my boyfriend tell you how much I like cum on me?

You can talk about that when we all hang out.

Oh!

Oh, you know what? I wonder if someone could fuck me while I'm throwing up

coffee drinks.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -oh.

Did you have a good time?

Yeah, hard to answer in my mouth for a little bit.

What's up? You should only have one friend at a time.

You see what I come on?

You want to feel it on your back?

Oh, I fucking love it. I can tell how far it's sprayed and why I'm all over

Oh, yeah.

Get ready for the next guy.

No, tonight.

But, um, I don't know if you brought my favorite thing to drink.

Yeah, what's that?

Yeah.

Madness?

No, not quite.

It's kind of light -colored like that.

You're on the right track.

Is it protein -based?

Yes! You also know.

Cream soda?

No, I don't think they serve this kind at coffee shops.

It's not dairy.

Look at Dirk from behind. He's right there.

Oh yeah? Just like this? Just like that.

Who's getting that in there?

I know

you can take

it further than that

Come on.

There we go.

Such a good whore.

Who are you calling a whore? You. Oh, okay. Yeah.

That's right.

Oh, okay, yeah. I'll just rest here for a bit.

There we go.

What's going on here?

What?

Oh, your friends just fucked me really hard. I was just gone for just a little

bit and now you're...

He's a no -fuck. Oh, but your dick is good.

Yeah, well.

Amen.

That's beautiful.

Oh, this is the best dessert.

Just the way you like it?

Uh -huh.

You know how to say that.

It looks like a tea over here. Can I sit and take this? Yeah.

Sorry. It's a good thing I like you.

It just means that you swiped the correct one then.

Yeah? You haven't taken the last one then, huh?

I'm just kidding. I know how kinky you get too.

Right here.

What? You needed some cool air?

I can't imagine what.

There's nobody in this room.

All right.

I watched a little of you.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Can I tell you what a fantasy I have?

What's a fantasy?

That I have cum, cum, cum, cum all over my body. I think we can make that

happen.

Did you just want to lose it for your dick? Was that what you were busy doing?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck yeah.

No!

Do you want to tell me about them?

They're ready.

We'll keep working on it.

You want a taste of it?

I want a taste of that, yeah.

There we go.

That's it.

That's it.

totally fulfills fantasies. I can watch 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,

14, oh fuck yes!

Oh my god.

This is a good view at this national park.

Come on.

Push it.

There we go.

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit? Really? Just a little bit. Yeah.

Life lesson, don't open your mouth unless you want to do something.

I think the picture was.

Thank you.

Magic dick in lots of ways.

Oh my goodness.

You know what?

I realized I actually have to get to a soccer practice.

More balls to play with?

You're welcome.

What? Why is this wet?

How did this end up wet?

You beat me.

It's wet.

Ooh, does somebody want to take my underwear? It's got a blue thing in the

I just think that's awful.

Thank you for inviting me.

You're welcome.

I'll call you after the game.

You all don't have too much fun.

Or a lot.

You got someone else to call?

Bye. Bye.

Come again.

Bye, thank you.