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Should I absolutely stand here?

Three, two, one... Happy new year!

Yes.

So it is with great pleasure I pronounce you...

- Are you okay? - Yes.

- Something wrong with your neck? - Water.

- What? - A glass of water, please.

How do I get it from?

He takes it from the font.

Good God! Sorry.

- Sorry. Where were we? - Declare I unto you for...

No thanks. I declare unto you the...

and wife to be.

- Look at them. Are not they cute? - Yes.

I give it a year.

Texts of Team Irene

And for those who do not know me, and meet me at the bar later -

- 's My name Danny 'Do you want a beer'.

Hor... I'm trying again.

Listen. I want to make sure that I perform all forlove's duties.

Get the groom to church on time and remember the rings. It's done.

And then I swipe bridesmaids.

That I wrote before I knew...

I would never fuck... Maybe when they get older.

Keep them away from Pædo-Rog. Good to see you. He has traveled far.

It's great that there are now so many to see Josh get married.

It was about time. Night is perfect.

She is smart, and so she delivers the goods in the bedroom.

There she looks like her mother. He knows what I'm talking about.

And then she could easily have been model. If it were not for the nose.

When I saw her cous... cous, which she had prepared for Josh -

- I knew that she was a good catch.

I can not that her previous guy was cheating on her.

But bowl for him. He is well and lumps somewhere.

But seriously, Nat... You are an eight on the scale of one to ten.

We are pleased that you and Josh got together.

So raise your glass and a toast for the night and Josh.

Nat and Josh.

Night sits and squirms now. She hates to be the center.

It is impossible forsetille occasionally, there is more beautiful than you are today.

And I know that you love to be center. There we are different.

I think you are doing things. I am relaxed, you're tight.

Naughty animals! Go ahead.

I like the fact that men can go in Crocs. It mean you did not.

It's only been seven months and some of you think we crazy.

To this I can only say, the first time I saw you -

- I knew you were the one I would spend the rest of my life with.

At that moment everything changed. All pieces suddenly fell into place.

I am a lucky man. And now I first really to get to know you.

Ladies and gentlemen... A toast to us.

Cheers to us.

- Are you happy? - I could not be happier.

The top two hours and 56 minutes of my life.

I was so terribly afraid that you would dance a silly dance.

It should be over with in a hurry. Sorry, Nat.

Now it's time for a song just to put the party started.

You 'my girl, my prune, my darling, I really must love tonight.

Let me hear you all say 'yo'!

Now the bitch finally his 'ho'.

- You can not say. - How are rules of the game then.

Am I not right? Give me five.

- Are you ready? - Yes.

Where it is fine.

Listen, my boy. It will not be easy.

- The first year is the worst. - Okay.

That's right. The declarant to the first year, you can handle anything.

When your father came home late, fantasized I that he had been killed.

- Really? - By IRA.

- Strange. - But it was better.

- We love the other. - Brilliant.

- Shall we go? - Yeah, this is too weird.

It was incredible...

It's so nine months ago -

- And even then we knew instinctively that something was wrong.

It is because I have married you down. I want one that looks better.

- A better body. A higher education. - No.

No, I think we were in love the idea of ​​being in love.

We have reached the age where we are ready to find that special someone.

Josh, you have opened the door to the closet? Are you tired of lying?

It was obvious as soon as you put you. You can see it on the shoes.

No. Not at all. I'm completely straight.

I'm not gay. I do not even to touch my penis.

Are there large, sexual problems? Does he have unusual desires?

Would he like to touch you here?

Not with a pen.

Listen. Night is wonderful, and we want it to work.

But there may be some that just not lend themselves to being married?

There's just something in our marriage, non... fallen into place.

- Well, it was a dream wedding? - Everything a wedding should be.

Cake. Sweaty dancing uncles. People we thought were dead, appeared.

- It was very wedding-like. - And romantic. As a Hugh Grant movie.

Yes, it was fantastic. Did you like the flowers?

- Can we do it in your lunch break? - Of course, Helen.

Effective, as always. We should not talk about halternecks during working hours.

Go ahead.

While you were on vacation, I began to gather ideas for Guy Harrap.

He has taken over his father's chemical business.

He wants to make solvents and bleaches sexy.

Holy shit!

- Is it my tiny, filthy whore? - Hello.

- What are you doing? - Sitting in the meeting. What do you want?

Maybe I miss just my sexy wife.

- Do not you work today? - I have writer's block.

I do not know if my protagonist will be named Ezra or David.

David. I went to school with Ezra, who was kicked out for beating a swan.

Book number two is always difficult.

Anything else? - No, I'll see you at. 15

I love... you.

Sorry. It was my husband. He has writer's block.

- Did I mention that he is the author? - Yes, but I've never heard of him.

- Sorry... Sorry. - It does not go faster when you run.

There are people who go faster than you runs. You are using too much energy.

Thanks for the analysis. How late are we on?

You get ten minutes early.

I gave you the wrong time, because I knew you would not reach it.

Is it sweet, or it gives me pleasure to beat you with a shovel?

- That's sweet. - No. Do we have a shovel?

First and foremost: Mazoltov with the wedding.

- Your name is not 'mazel tov'? - I do not know. I'm not a jew.

But you are of course aware that even if you are happy now -

- Can one of you anytime be suffering from cancer.

Heart disease. Meningitis.

You can get run over.

One of my clients was kicked to death of a bunch of maladjusted young people -

- That was on mephedrone. She should just go out and buy potatoes.

And the most tragic was, that she had not written a will.

- She could have had them delivered. - What?

Oh well.

She could only be identified using dental records.

- What did they do to her? - Taken an imprint of teeth.

But you two are sensible enough to plan for the future.

Have you considered what will happen -

- If one of you ends up in a irreversible vegetative tripod mode?

- A what? - Vegetarian Tripod mode.

For many syllables. 'Vegetative'.

Have you considered what will happen if you end up in such a?

- Not such a right. - Then we will be allowed to die.

Excellent. We just turned off my aunt.

- I'm sorry. - It's all about quality of life.

And then we got an available port the lava lamp.

It has done wonders for the living room. Mostly because we got rid of her.

Well, we need to fill the form? Just Answer yes or no to whether we go out.

- In brain death? - Turn off.

We go out. Locked-in syndrome?

It's the one where you are paralyzed, but still can blink.

It's drool that is hard to cope with. You have to constantly wipe up phlegm.

- I do not want to. - Did you kill your wife.

- Turns In or what? - Yes.

So it's goodbye to her.

- Brain Injured and vegetative... Thank you. - You're welcome.

But the brain stem is intact. You breathe and feel fine -

- But it is still an empty shell without feelings and thoughts.

In the style of my wife, Susan. It was only a joke.

- Turn off. - Off, off, off.

Understood. Off, off, off, off.

- It is more depressing than expected. - And I have not seen my bill yet.

It was good.

An electric pepper mill. Think that you have one.

We had to provide dinner To use all the crap we got.

It's a useful gift.

I hate when people give money to charity instead.

Bullshit. I will not give goats to Africa.

I want a blender.

- Did you give them goats? - Four.

Estimates gift. There is a need for the goats. You have done a guy in Africa happy.

- Well, tell us about the honeymoon. - It was great. Idyllic.

- There are beautiful in Morocco. - Great.

- We were just there for long. - I was not home.

We ended up with on a leather museum -

- And discuss what super power we would rather be.

- It seemed to me then was fun. - I would like to be able to speak Spanish.

It would be great to be able to say things like 'hola' and 'gazpacho'.

You've just told.

It's not a super power. So would all in Brazil be superheroes.

They speak Portuguese in Brazil. You idiot!

- Wait until we're in the car. - What did you, Josh?

- Super Strength. - I would also choose.

No more problems by opening the glass jar.

- It was exactly what I said! - Yes, that was it.

- Where's the fun. - What a childish conversation.

- It's just for fun. - It's not funny.

Causes-to-skilsmisse.com.

Hold mouth shut-your-nar. co. uk.

They probably can not be divorced. They're probably not really married.

For the two never got officially broke up with each other.

- What? - They never beat up with each other.

- What do you mean? - I never beat up, right?

- Shut up. - It's actually a funny story.

When I went to Africa, we were never really ended the relationship.

- That's right. - We leave the door open.

- Wide open. - And then I was away for four years.

It was almost four years.

I then told you. Nat... Night?

I then told you.

He was deeply unhappy. We called 2008 'the lost years'.

He went right to the dogs. He drank, playing computer and masturbated...

- No! - Sometimes all three at once.

It is as impressed. The number he could perform.

I'm sorry, Nat. I thought you knew.

It's several years ago. In 2008 I used still 'LOL' without irony -

- And went to ballet.

- The dress also really good. - Thank you.

It's so long ago.

We were both very young and different than now.

And now he's married the planet coolest woman.

- Where are you sweet. - I married a doctor.

However, we must wake up each day for the same hairy ears.

The same svampebefængte toenail.

And you should hear that he admits every day for the rest of his life.

And the same penis.

I may never ever another penis to see again.

- Unless it belongs to a child. - Or you will be raped.

Josh is also lovely. We have a great sex life.

But that's not what this is about. I love Michael Jackson's music.

But I will not only listen to him the rest of my life.

I know exactly what you mean. You hear it constantly in the beginning.

And all sorts of places. In the car. At McDonald's disabled toilet.

On your unconscious grandmother's hospital room.

It was what she would have wanted.

But then you reach a point where you do not even listen to music anymore.

So it will be only for birthdays, and when you are very, very full.

Or if you've seen a Justin Bieber video in the office -

- And can not think of anything else.

- Is not he about 15 years old? - He wanted to know what he should do.

- I would destroy Justin Bieber. - Yes, you would definitely.

Shit! It is the soundtrack to my marriage.

Do not marry you. It's too late for you.

- What are you thinking? - Hi, Danny.

Should we get a little time in the party? Put yourself comfortable.

I probably should not say this, but I just talked to Josh.

He said, that sex with Nat is fantastic.

He said that it beat everything he has tried before by several lengths.

- It was a great news. - Yes, for him. He is happy.

You do not go up to be sexy, right? You are more... what shall I say?

You're the kind, charitable type.

Sin, that one can not combine your brain with her body.

It would be great. But so would we stand with her brain in your body.

Imagine that. You would overturn completely out of control.

"What is it?" "It looks like Frankenstein, but it has breasts."

The villagers would come after you with pitchforks and torches. "Kill it!"

- Yes, it sounds scary. - It would be terrible.

No, that's my joke. I'd like to fuck you.

If you felt like it.

Should I make a Top Ten women I know that I would swipe -

- You would be on the list. As the number seven, okay?

Thank you, Danny.

Are we to assume and have a drink together someday?

- Uh, no. - Yes?

- No. - You say no. I say yes.

Play on our ethical background. Do not mention BP campaign.

Highlight Greenpeace campaign. We need to convince people -

- That his solvents not doing the planet barren and uninhabitable.

Okay. How?

If he is stingy as his father, we suggest a green and yellow logo -

- With a sunflower or a butterfly on. It is by the book.

Sorry, you might be right.

I'm expecting a flashy Yankee who is obsessed with how quaint we are -

- Because we spell 'color' with u He probably loves Benny Hill.

And trying out Austin Powers accent: "Yeah, baby!"

The film so I did not. It's not my cup of tea.

And finally he chooses the cheapest solution. It is my prediction.

- Do not you have lunch? - There's mercury in there.

- So grab a sandwich. - I am gluten allergies. You know that.

I thought of your book... I would prefer the name Ezra of David.

There was a David in school, there were willing to lick everything for 50 cents.

- And I mean everything. - Shall we talk about it over dinner?

I am dying of hunger. So... everything's relative.

- I only got chocolate for lunch. - I'm going out with Charlie tonight.

Again? This is the third time in two weeks.

- Counting? - Sorry to interrupt.

- Here are the articles you wanted. - Thank you.

Should I sit at home and wait for you get a night off?

No. I just do not want, you get hurt.

- Is that him? - Yes.

So, there is shown a, there was a Burger King in Sudan.

I just saw Guy Harrap. Him I'd like to use as a bouncer.

- Remember to take off your shoes. - Drop ring. He is an important client.

Come on. It does not mean, that you jump in the sack with him.

- What's up? Guy Harrap. - Hello.

- And who do we have here? - Natasha Redfearn, client manager.

- Cool. - Is there anything we can offer you?

Come on. I love the way you say it.

"Offering." Could you say it again?

- Offer me... - Offering.

How, indeed. Give me five. And fist.

I have an idea. Let us sit down and talk business.

We are pleased that you come to us with marketing of Harraps Solvents -

- To renew your image and adapting to the new media.

Venison fat! Bingo!

We are very pleased with some of the ideas, we have to Harraps new image.

Just do not eat me with a logo in yellow and green.

- It has seen all too often, right? - Jo... too often.

We had thought...

a more holistic approach.

It focuses on the brand's core values, of integrity...

- Integrity. - Got it.

Responsibilities...

which is the epitome of everything what Harraps stands for.

Harraps... It is very fine...

But to be honest, it was my economics professor from Oxford -

- More voted for a four quadrant-strategy -

- That extends across all media and immediately sends a message -

- There are aesthetic, philosophical and professionally in line -

- With a responsible, modern company -

- At the same time want to highlight its integrity.

- Yeah, baby! - Austin Powers. I love that movie.

- I'm sorry. I thought... - That I was a tasteless Yankee.

Obsessed with how whimsical you are.

- It is really ludicrous. - It is terribly embarrassing.

- But we have some other suggestions. - You do not I see.

You achieve nothing in the meeting rooms. We should learn to know each other.

We take the holistic approach.

We agree, but I should probably tell you that I have just been...

assigned to another customer who I have to focus on the next few days.

- It has been a pleasure. - Thank you. And sorry...

No, please. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Come on!

When we met, I thought Josh was exactly what I needed.

I felt so safe, and then...

I think she's trying to say that everyday materialize -

- And overshadowed performance on the adventure.

Look at him. He has been swallowed a copy of 'Bed, eat, love'.

- I think we... - I have to take this.

Yes, fine. I have a client.

Can not download them? Give me two minutes.

Talk about your feelings of your fathers or something.

In a little while we'll be looking on a beautiful silver brooch.

The trash is full. Do you go out with it?

'One Tree Hill'-marathon begin shortly.

Lauren tells Jake, that Connor is not his son.

My goodness! Where is your husband just estimates!

THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY MEETING GUY

- Yes, he's sure. - Very ostentatiously.

- Have you seen my phone? - No. Where did you last see it?

If I knew it, it would not be gone, right?

You're always home. Why are you always at home?

Come check out this video of a monkey, to knock one bullfrog.

It has killed it! The dead of being busted.

Frankly, Nat. Why do you sing never the correct text?

Does it matter?

"I traveled the world in generic jeans? "Now you quit.

I sang the just. I did not know that it was so important.

Should Annie Lennox singing about whether she travels in Levis or Wrangler?

Okay...

Elton John sings not: "Hold me close and tie me down, sir."

And Curt Cobain sings not: "Here we are now in containers."

If you can not text, do not to sing. It is foolish.

Says the man who is dressed as a pea.

Are we really going through the same fucking argument again?

I do not listen! I do not listen! I do not listen!

No, you can kiss my ass! Your big asshole!

Yes, you are! A huge, fuckin 'asshole!

I feel like to poke your eyes out!

What the hell are you looking at? You need yourself a good fuck!

Not you! Nobody who cares to swipe you, your frigid asshole!

Fuck you!

Here we have the core in Harrap empire.

What do you say? I hope you understand why you had to see the place.

It is modern and had a turnover of 37 million last year.

If you pressed air from a large to a smaller space last year -

- Did you probably through one of them here.

Every time I push a little air out, I will think of you.

It sounded weird, but you know what I mean.

Yes, definitely.

There is someone you must meet. Janet has worked here for what? 42 years

43 to June.

My grandfather took advantage of her, my father took advantage of her.

- And now I use her. - He's a good boy.

He looks at us. No one here have a bad word to say about him.

Apart from Sarah. But she is also a worse bitch.

He just needs to settle down and having a family.

- What do you think? Wife Potential? - Definitely.

Better than the last. You should see the sluts...

Then you need to reverse to work.

Bacteria are going well not fermented by itself.

- You got Janet's approval. - I'm just no good for marriage.

You would otherwise be heir to a fortune in solvents.

This is not to sneer at.

This can result in seizures, coma, brain damage and impaired development.

They all work together so happy. Is it the fumes?

The people are my family. I grew up in this factory.

I have spent summers here, since I was two years.

If you are good at people they are also good to you.

It taught my father me and I will also teach my children.

And then I will make peace in the world and find a cure for cancer.

- Are you ready? - Yes.

- You do not need to go. - Your husband should then support you.

- You look amazing. - You're going to get bored.

I will be networking throughout the evening. It is the taxi.

- Last chance to jump from. - No, I would like to.

- Do I need a coat? - Why do you always have it?

I do not know if you should coat the. We've both been out today.

We have exactly the same meteorological information.

Josh!

Him I would not like to be behind in the queue at the airport.

- Because he has so much metal on them. - Your husband is good enough funny.

Should you are not around and talk to people? There is a band on top.

No, I'll stay here but slipped just.

Do you want to be here because you think you have a good joke about this picture?

- What? - That's why.

- You will tell it again. - It's a good joke.

Him I would not like to be behind in the queue at the airport.

If you go out with him, you have always a place to hang your coat.

Josh Moss. Nice to meet you. Well, she disappeared.

You could hang your keys there.

That is probably what happens when you sleeping next to an open sewer.

I have had amoebic dysentery twice.

At a time I secluded small pieces of my own colon.

- Miss Redfearn. - Guy! Nice to see you.

I had no idea you were here.

It was good that I run to you, for I thought...

Can not we just hold off tonight?

May I say that you look amazing?

Technically, no. It could be construed as sexual harassment.

You are right. The rules are very strict now a days.

I actually have a copy of legislation in the area of ​​the hotel -

- If you want to skimming through it.

But it's a Christmas party, so it counts's not true.

That is where you tell it one has a crush on, about his feelings.

- Is not it? - Is it?

Of course. Here smoking etiquette and normal behavior right out the window.

Now look at him there. He is directly embarrassing. Who is he?

- He's got something to drink. - He shakes his ass like Beyonc�.

Or will he taken from behind of the invisible man.

He just drank too much. He is full.

- He amuses himself only. - Yes, he certainly.

Now comes Fred Astaire to us. I'm just saying that I'm your girlfriend.

No, no. You do not.

- What a party! - Guy Harrap. Nice to meet you.

Well, well... Guy with solvents.

Where is it nice to meet you. He will do great.

Shit!

- Sorry. - Come on!

- Is it... - That's why you hold company parties? Yes.

Free booze and a chance to kiss the boss.

I am self-employed, so I have to settle for a beer and a player.

Charming.

May I have the sexiest woman the room for a dance?

We stand straight and talk business. May later.

Hear. They're playing your song. Are not you going out and shake your ass?

I admire him almost to trying. You owe me a favor.

Shall we go? I have booked table at Nobu.

No, I can not. I need a little fresh air.

Okay.

Wait, I switch right hand.

You got an extra naan and two glasses of wine, then you owe four pounds extra.

Drew, you got mango lasi, so it is three pounds extra.

Mass graves in Mogadishu was water next to it here.

- Shall we proceed? - Did you chicken?

- I want to be. That's funny. - I saluted them, I had to.

Him I would not like to be behind in the queue at the airport.

It was my joke. He stole it. Should I do something about it?

Hell, Josh! When transformed Will you commit to such an idiot?

Be just. Dance your ridiculous dance. Tell your joke. I'm going home.

To hang the keys in his earring.

- You are sexy. Very sexy... - Thank you.

Yes, come here, baby. There is room for one more.

Hi... Alexandra.

You look great. Completely different than the office.

Should not you two just kiss each other hello?

- Hello. - Hello.

- How, indeed. - What do you think about dinner?

Selected in rice or naan? I chose naan.

- Yes... - Where are you naughty.

- Oh yes... - Why are you so naughty?

Yes, why are you doing, Charlie? Smoke your mother during pregnancy?

Well... okay. Fine enough.

- Yes, I like it. - Okay, we're in the process of a triangle.

Let's get started. Now increases Chloe on board.

- Here I come. - Oh yes.

Now the Chloe top. The icing on the cake.

Oh yes. And now she lies at the bottom. It's Chloe absolutely love.

Oh yes! Squeeze my chest. It feels great.

I also speak a foreign language, Charlie.

- How, indeed. - Okay... Now is Chloe in the middle.

Yeah, okay. It feels great, right?

It is just wonderful.

You sure are strong, Alexandra.

Oh yes!

Oh yes... put your fingers into the my mouth. I'm crazy about.

Especially for Indian food. It is absolutely fantastic.

Excuse me... No!

Okay, so that's enough.

Now I am all. You two are sick in peace!

Oh yes...

I forgot my skirt... Sorry.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

And by the way... I still have underwear on!

Hi, this is Chloe. I need really to talk to you.

Hey, it's me. I demand to be let in..

I have coffee and a bag of candy, that look like small fried egg.

It was humiliating. Degrading.

I have no idea how I ended up in that situation.

I'm not into triangles. I by do not know when to touch what.

Forget him. He is an idiot if he can not see how amazing you are.

- So he does not deserve you. - Well no.

Look at me. I'm sitting in a rented apartment.

I'm wearing one SpongeBob baths playful.

I eat a mixture of animal fat and sugar, which is similar to fried egg.

- I'm 32 years old. - Yes.

And you've spent your life on things that make others seem superficial.

It is then important to be able to prevent spread of an epidemic -

- Than to know how to behave in a triangle.

- Do you find it? - In this context? Yes.

I just need to, that fits me for a change.

I would then like to take care of you.

Then do not. You already have one, you should be careful.

Listen... I feel perfectly fine.

I will not commit suicide or something. I do not own even a razor blade.

I use wax. It is quite difficult to grow themselves to death.

- Do you just. I'm fine. - It does not matter.

I just exposing my Christmas shopping.

I do not know what I shall give Nat.

- What does she like? - I have no idea.

I was thinking of buying some ovenproof dishes.

I can not let you give your wife ovenproof dishes for Christmas.

- Why? - Let me help you.

- A grill pan? A set of knives? - No, that's enough.

I change just clothes.

- Thank you, Josh. - You're welcome.

Sorry. Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Is everything all right? - Why we meet at your hotel?

- I do not go to his room. - No, this is the pure business.

There is no sexual excitement.

No erotic spark between two attractive singles.

- None at all. - Good, because you are paying for my time.

When should the website be ready?

I have a litter of kittens in the room, playing with a ball of yarn.

- If it should be of interest. - Cat feces can blind.

You win. We are working and ignores the spark -

- Mechanisms, every time we randomly touching.

I have booked a meeting room. Shall we?

I am looking for something for my wife. Panties and a bra, maybe.

Something that is durable and practical.

Is the synthetic fibers or is it natural material?

Or is it a mix? It is the the often today. It is more durable.

It is a fine piece of clothing. And the wedge is really durable.

- Are you looking for panties? - My goodness. Am I that?

Panties?

- He hates the word 'panties'. - No. I am looking for panties.

Let me get a game of your finest panties.

Okay... Maybe I should just ask you when you're here.

Oh no. I'm not his wife.

I help him just so he does not give his wife a gift certificate.

You never go wrong with a gift certificate. Is that really the price?

This corresponds to half a 18-liter dehumidifier.

Listen.

Here we try all emphasis on the erotic.

You should not feel embarrassed. You have to cultivate it.

- I want to grow up. Sorry. - It does not matter.

Why do not you tell me, what turns you on?

What I turn to?

Do you really mean?

I like, when she... dress up.

As a police officer or real estate agent.

We are two strangers, and she forces me to do things to her -

- Which I normally would not do.

Well...

I was thinking about, whether you are for lace? Or satin?

- Satin? - Stockings?

Net... sea... fishermen.

I once saw a fisherman.

You must know the lucky lady. What do you think?

You do nothing about it. You are satisfied with thermal underwear and a cup of tea.

I look around a bit and leave the decision to you.

Here's nicely. They also have a lovely restaurant.

I always stay here when I'm in London.

Well, what is our Internet strategy then?

The idea is to lead the consumer to page through a...

Oysters?

Oysters? Frankly, Guy.

They must have run out of cookies.

We lead the consumer to the side through a multi-platform...

A multi-platform, available...

Go for it. Platforms sounds fine.

But we should not ignore traditional media.

Pigeons? It must be joking.

I think you're amazing, Nat. I know that it is unprofessional...

- I'm married. - What?

I am married. I have a husband.

Why did not you say it?

Have you ever considered to tell me that?

I thought we would get the job, if I flirted with you.

But suddenly I did not want, that it had to stop again.

This had not happened, if your husband made you happy.

What should I say? He is crushed, if I leave him.

Sorry, but the dove is awfully close to the range.

Who is he? Do you have children? How long have you been married?

It is irrelevant. He is reliable...

He is friendly and safe. I can not throw all that away for your sake.

You are charming and brilliant.

You are a Ferrari and he is a Volvo.

And right now...

I just need to sit behind the wheel of a Volvo.

I need stability and to get safely from A to B.

- Oh, God! Due down! - It's fine.

- It's just in shock. Do you ...? - Should I stop now?

Look, Nat. I do not give up. I can not think of anything but you.

I do not care, about our logo is in italics.

I am looking for excuses to get you to see.

And I'm not brilliant. I rays only with you.

You make me shine.

- Oh, God! - It does reportedly luck.

I have not tried this before, but I had to try.

Married or not, it's you, I want Nat.

Beware. Sorry.

I'm sorry, but I can not do it here.

Sorry.

In hindsight, so were the pigeons probably a bad idea.

- Do you like them? - Bottomless... interesting.

Is there a great demand for them? Are you okay in there?

I think that the hook stuck.

I'm not so good for buttons and stuff.

Holy shit! Who has the use of a dehumidifier?

Never mind the condensation on the windows of the bedroom.

- If you draw just for? - Yes, sorry.

Do they always looked like this? They are absolutely incredible.

I wanted to try something impractical.

Do you think that night would seem about something like that?

Night? Oh well...

She would look good in it.

She would be nice.

- Yes, but I think... - What's wrong?

Perhaps it is stuck in the mark.

I do not know what I have done.

You know those strips -

- They put in panties, if you try them?

Is it to prevent that you get gonorrhea or chlamydia?

Chlamydia is very common now a days. I have at least read.

- I'm sorry. - No, it is I who should apologize.

- Are you going to pay for it? - Yes, I will come enough.

Sorry... Sorry. You should just know what I felt.

- I can not just let you go. - It's complicated.

It was bad. So do not kiss or the sight of you.

- But I'm married. - Fat that we Beyonc�.

What? Shit! Beyonc� is my husband.

- What? - Beyonc� is Josh.

- Night? - Hey, baby.

- How strange. - What a nice surprise.

- Hey, Chloe. - Your name is Guy, right?

- Hey, Josh. - Guy, it's Chloe.

She works with charity.

- Hello. - Hello.

- We are on Christmas shopping. - We have just come from a meeting.

Yes...

- Did you have to go? - Yes, damn it.

- Scored you? - No.

The girl I had chosen me dumped me.

I ended up alone at the hotel where I saw Malaysian golf and ate chips.

Yes, it was really funny.

- I have a hard time believing. - That's right.

Such a nice guy like you? With that face and those teeth?

- You're really a good hug. - Thank you.

And then you have a great skin. Is not that right?

It has you. Really enviable.

Chloe is single. Is not that right?

And she's American. I could take the subway.

And get you an ice cream soda Five & Dime, if you like.

- Are you okay? - It has Chloe certainly do not want to.

But we could go out together all four. That would be great.

Can not you arrange it, Nat?

Yes, I will. I'll figure something out.

- Cool. - I'll see you for a dinner after Christmas.

Root beer and hot dogs for everyone.

- It was nice meeting you. - You too.

It went very wrong around Christmas time.

His family is simply so weird.

- It's not very nice. - But it's the course.

Your mother Googled "Can cat urine is used as fertilizer?".

- She has so much of it. - Why did she much cat urine?

Merry Christmas!

At least my family friendly.

Night!

You blew, when we played charades.

DR. QUINN 'SMALL DR on the Prairie'

Tv... six words.

First term.

- Unconscious... death. - Knocking on... computer.

- Braille... - Red.

Impotent? Dum? Mollusks? Annoying idiot?

Disappointment? Shame? Undoing? Lazy?

Doctor? Thank you.

'Doctor' is not the first comes to mind when you look at him.

- Dr. Jekyll and Mr.. Hyde? - Hurry! You have a minute!

- Second term. - Sounds like... Nat.

- Fit? Sexy? - Wife? Female?

- Bat? Hat? Cat? - Beautiful?

- Splits? Cellist? - 'Hilary and Jackie'?

- Family? - What are you doing?

Gold? 'Goldfinger'? Sorry, no...

Vagina? Cunt? Pussy?

Dusk? Pussy? Fjappe?

- Flaccid skin? - Yes, exactly!

- Dr. Skins? - Dr. Quinn.

- There it is. - Do not touch me!

Are you okay, Mom?

- What rhymes with 'Quinn'? - Sounds like gin.

- Sounds like volumes. - You are fucking also so clever.

I was tired. I had hardly slept -

- Because your evil stepfather put me in the bedroom to punish me.

You slept better than I did at home with your parents.

Oh, Brian! You know what I like!

- Pattern or face? - Pattern.

- Oh-oh... wrong answer. - Oh, God!

Your parents made it clear what they think of me.

- What have you got? - Fantastic! A digital photo frame.

- You just put a memory card in. - The we must try later. My trip?

Thank you. Who's it from? Mother in law and father in law.

Great.

"How do you get success as a writer." And "Stop wasting your life."

Good idea.

My family hates him, and his family annoys me.

We should have been happy and happy, but I was quite cold.

BORING

Explain what your book is about.

The hero, Ezra, a professor of history.

Together with a young American he finds a man of Borneo -

- Claiming to be Mohammed.

It is a meditation on truth and faith origin.

- If it ever gets finished. - Av.

- Do you want another drink, Josh? - Yes, please. Much like.

Where is that beautiful.

- Ice cream? - Yes, please.

Where are sweet.

- Is there anything I can help with? - No thanks.

I need help! Pie?

- No thanks. - Are you sure?

- Why are you standing like that? - I offer Alec one pie.

Are you sure?

Straighten up!

- There we are on the market in Taroudant. - Can I see, dear?

There was so beautiful. And they had the most incredible figs.

It was not particularly interesting. See the fucking cat!

Give me that. Give it to me!

- Sit down. Good God. - Does it still?

This is the town square. There we saw snake charmers and monkey.

- It's completely magical. - It's me with a monkey.

And I try shoes. They were simply so fine.

There we drink cocktails. There was a beautiful bar on the roof.

There we went up every night. And who are we drinking more cocktails.

It was a junior suite. Not particularly expensive.

Lovely view of the plantations. It may you actually see in the background there.

And I take her from behind. That's what Nat like best.

Should I not run? You run like a slut.

I could also glue me to a chair and let you kick me down the stairs.

I enjoy both equally.

Why do you do it? Why are Together? I hate each other.

Yes, of course. How is marriage. You learn to live with hatred.

I married a man, using driving gloves.

But ends hated not to overshadow the love?

- You could find one that was better. - Of course, I do.

In marriage you live with the imperfect.

- See now that stupid, redheads face. - It's true.

I would miss her. The eyes, the warm heart. She's still beautiful.

And once you get to know each other, love one another more.

Do not kiss me.

- Did you forget something? - Yes.

We go straight on at rush hour.

It will be an interesting evening. Maybe this will blow over.

Chloe is a sweet girl and Guy is a nice guy.

What about this? No?

Yes, Chloe is a lovely girl. I can not believe you let her get away.

Chloe? No. She is too cute.

For perfect. Her you quickly get enough of.

- She can be quite annoying. - That's right. This?

Rugby? No?

But Guy is a good match. He is actually just your type.

No, he's too smarmy. A little too American.

You are more my type. I do not go for looks.

Hello. Good to see you. You look sexy.

And tonight, you look good too.

Put you guys down. I'm just out on toilet and find some little boys.

No, silly. I just need to pee. Not the other.

I'm sorry.

Is it not a strange night? You promise not to be jealous?

Honestly!

Chloe is great. You will love her.

She's great. Really. She is just so friendly.

- And sex. She is very pretty. - Definitely. Incredible sex.

Hello, Chloe.

If this is weird, I am just back.

- But you seemed to be okay with it. - It is not strange at all.

This guy is a fool, but perhaps he is right for you.

Yes, I love the fools.

Single girl hunting. Only fools will be accepted.

Shit, they've seen us. Let's do it.

Okay, last game. The score is 1-1.

We need to win of our proud nation, Chloe.

Look at us. It is going well simply swimmingly.

The expression I have never understood. If it comes to ironing a match?

You risk the setting fire to something.

- And then smoking one's insurance bonus. - It's just an expression.

For something uncontrollable, having propulsion.

What would you save if it burned?

- My shoes. - Your wedding ring.

Of course I would save my ring, but I have the two hands.

She now loves the ring. It was the first thing I noticed.

Reminder you just a little?

- Shit! - Yes, it was sin.

I would save the necklace, I bought for you in Venice.

Where are you sweet. It is also beautiful.

What about you, Chloe? Something that is important to you emotionally?

It's your turn, Guy. It's your turn.

Sorry.

You would not save your shoes, right? You'm Not into fashion.

No, why would she agree? She looks great in everything.

- Even a bag would suit her. - Thank you.

It is the opposite of "to not polish a turd. "She is polished.

- A shit that is polished. - Thank you.

It was unfortunate.

If the house burned down, I would see it as a chance to start over.

In a new adventure. Material things do not interest me.

A little further down. Come on.

Move the lever back and forth in a pumping motion.

So you aim at the ball. You must hit it on the outside.

If you set the queue between thumb and index finger, it's easier.

Move the queue before you come. A little further down.

No, not so low.

How, indeed. And then you aim at the ball.

Breathe. No, it's no use.

If you do not play properly, it does not matter.

- Then it's my turn. - Chloe is right.

It's nice to have nice things, but do they mean anything?

Just the ones you love when safe. That's it. Have you mastered it?

- Beautiful, Chloe. - Did you see that?

- It was great. - It was as unbelievable.

- That never happens again. - Yes, it does. Be positive.

No, it was a one-off.

It was sweetly said it with the necklace. I should go more with it.

- Okay. What do you think? - You're doing fine though.

You touched the ball. Player we are not following the rules?

- It's fine if I... - Sorry.

- It frequently happens. Never mind. - It gives me two shocks.

But that's okay. I do not act like an asshole.

Too late.

It was fun. We must do this again, Josh.

- So can you Brits also get revenge. - Yes, when my elbow feel better.

- So you get a little more resistance. - That sounds like fun.

- Should I follow you to your car? - I'll just take a taxi.

- But you can wait with me. - I'd love to.

Actually I want to talk with you on packaging.

- Is it okay? - Yes.

- Excuse us. - I find a taxi for you.

- So I wait with you. - Okay... Yes.

I really enjoyed myself, partner. We have made the nation's honor.

I would like to see the Kandinsky exhibition, you were talking about.

- Thanks for tonight. - It's been nice.

- See just at home. - Okay. See you.

We must make a decision on Linkworth-offer.

What do you think?

Moment! Did not you say that this is not...

Hell, even your underwear is great.

- But hard to open. - Just peel it off.

That's it.

Ham Guy is completely bland. You can not like him, do you?

Taxi! Well, do not.

What happens, Josh? What are we doing?

What do you think? Taxi!

You're free! He was unemployed. Why...

You know that I love you, right?

I'm in love with a married man, and we pretend that everything is fine.

The whole evening was a disaster. Taxi!

No, no, do not do that. How to behave nice people do not.

How should society to function, When people behave like that?

- We are not animals! - Sorry, we saw you just do not.

- Take the final. - It must truly apologize.

What should I do? I can not let me stand after nine months.

Why not? Pride? Are you afraid of what people say?

You may find out whatever you want to fight for.

When I went to Africa, we were too young. I thought I would find another.

But it never happened.

Every time I see you, I wonder yourself why you did not stop me.

Why you struggled not for me?

This has to stop. We can not see each other anymore.

You are married.

I can not see you anymore.

- Dinner and theater? - Yes.

It sounds nice. Sorry.

- We need to talk. - Yes, we are.

I do not understand what it is, happens. Has elapsed nine months.

None of us are happy, and the idea I do not know what to do.

Think that it is so difficult being married.

I will not end up like Hugh and Naomi.

I do not quarrel the trash.

What's wrong with to push the waste together?

- I will not argue about it again. - I will not.

Listen... If you would like to go your way, I can understand it.

- Do you like it? - That's not what I'm saying.

- You do not want to find a solution. - Do not put words in my mouth.

- You said yourself that it was difficult. - I did not say anything about going.

- If you feel like giving up... - I'm not giving up.

- I do not either. - Good.

Great.

What do we do now?

That is why we are here today. We are far below -

- But we are determined to make marriage work.

I should go separate ways now -

- Before your life ends up in arguments about who should pick up the kids.

And about who has the DVD with 'King's speech' in the wrong box.

If you want to make the attempt, then focus the to get through the first year.

Concentrate you of your common life the next three months.

- What is it? - Is it a movie?

- How many words? - Do as told.

Sounds like...

HAPPY DAY. 10 MONTHS!

I can understand that you would like to sell.

I am Realtor.

By this time last year had you been mrs. Moss in...

one hour and eight minutes.

We did it.

A year.

We should be proud of ourselves.

I thought that I would do anything special out of a special occasion.

- Want to help close bra? - Yes.

- Two of the hooks is broken. - Are they?

Yes, I think so.

That I look straight on.

Tax? I just have to run a moment. See you at the restaurant.

Okay. See you there.

You have not told me where we're going.

I wanted to surprise you.

- What is happening? - We're having a little party for you.

A year is a great achievement. Where are you stupid man?

- Have you remembered your passport? - Is this human trafficking?

Would you force me to satisfy 25 truck drivers a day -

- In a port in Belgium before I get it back?

No, I do not.

But it's a terrible situation for the women.

I always think that they also began life to be somebody's baby.

He's not answering. He will otherwise never too late.

Can we start? I'm hungry.

To think that he is too late for our first wedding anniversary.

- Think that I really cared a whole year. - What?

Yes, well... It's impressive to get this far.

Especially since you two not at all fit together.

Nobody believed, that I would take a month.

I thought you would have busted a Moroccan on the honeymoon.

I thought so. And it had been understandable. They are very charming.

- If you are dark-skinned men. - Thanks, but I'm not.

Are you racist? You could well find to swipe a foreigner, right?

A Chinese? They do not have a reputation to be good lovers -

- But they are doing something right. There is a billion of them.

Germans are very effective. As a machine. In and out.

"I invade your vagina, and then I take Poland."

I have never met anyone who have had sex with an Eskimo.

They begin to rub noses and moving downward.

Do you think they use the nose down there. Not... Just the nose?

You bet you had a few pieces of.

- Thank you. - I did it. A year.

Do not applaud. Call your idiotic man again.

Use my phone. Sometimes it takes He did not open when it's you.

Oh god. Happy Anniversary.

It's Naomi, who organized it.

- Happy Anniversary. - I have to tell you something, Nat.

I think that you are the most amazing woman.

So beautiful... intelligent... and fun.

You are perfect. You are the perfect wife.

Just not for me.

I have been waiting for the right girl should show up. And it was not you.

I do not think it is charming, when you wrinkle your nose.

Your little roll of the head is annoying.

I so wanted to love everything about you, but it was just not there.

What I am trying to say is: Natasha Moss...

Want to let you divorce me?

Yes... Yes, I will! I will definitely.

- Do you think it really? - I hoped that this would happen.

- Why did not you just? - I would not hurt you.

You have done me the world happiest woman. I love you.

- But you're not in love with me? - No, for heaven's sake!

I'm not at all. The opposite of love.

- I'm miserable. - I have too!

- Imagine that we have felt the same. - Listen to me.

Now we can spend the rest of life not to be together.

Cheers to that?

This is fantastic. Far better than I had imagined.

- But I have to run. - Do you have money for a taxi?

No, I took the car. It was a nightmare to park...

- Come on. It is so boring. - But the car is in your name.

- We just have mastered. - I do not care. Now go ahead.

Now I never have to to see you again.

Never.

Taxi!

I have always wanted to go to Aachen.

No, we're going to Paris. Paris...

- Okay... it was for fun. - Yes.

I would like to have two children. Guy Junior and Gaia.

- Wait! Stop! - I got you.

I can not live without you, Chloe. I think of you every second.

We are made for each other. I know you feel the same.

What are you doing? You can not just steal my boyfriend.

You are married. Get lost without you.

- Nat and I have split. - Is it?

Since you came into my life again, I knew that we would be together.

I love your laugh. I can not work because I think of you.

You are everything I ever have wished for in a woman...

- Night? - Josh?

Sorry...

Night? We have talked about it. It's not going to work.

I change my mind not whatever you say.

- I'm not here to talk to you. - What then?

- I'm not here to talk to you. - What does that mean?

Him! Really?

And you... Her? Of course! In a perfect match.

I have always believed that he was more your type.

- I did for you, actually. - Yes, you did.

And I agreed. I thought In my own mind that you were right.

It was him, I would have.

- And now here we are. - Yes...

How far did you? Have you explained that we...

Must be separated, yes. I just told Chloe that I love her.

Okay, is it just me, or is this really weird?

She has the dry humor you think so good about. I have not.

And this guy... he is fantastic.

He is really a good hug. I could eat you with skin and hair.

Thank you.

And the lady here is absolutely incredible.

And I've never been able to get her eyes to shine as you can.

- Would you mind... - No, no. Not at all.

- Is it okay if I... - Yes, all right.

Thank you.

- Great. - Sorry.

No, not you. It is a closed chapter.

Come here. Hi...

- It's very weird. - Very strange.

We go a bit off.

- Who got chicken feet? - I did.

And we did not get any business. We got no champagne.

We spent 45,000 pounds on a wedding for your idiotic son!

So you can damn well share the costs to a game of dim sum!

Pause... break. Let's make one plus and minus list at night.

Plus... Number one: Her body.

- Great. I've seen her naked. - Excuse me?

- When have you seen her naked? - When we were in Cornwall.

I waded in while she changed. It was an accident.

If one does not unlock the door, are you even asking for it.

I think so. That should I know both.

- What about her kindness? - Boring.

- She's hot. - Turn on the radiator.

- She is good with children. - It was Michael Jackson too.

- Yes, but I love her. - Love? It sounds a little gay.

We can go out with the boys. Just like old times, right?

Lock all doors. Restrict your mothers inside. I'm not picky.

Every time I open my mouth, she goes crazy. "That said, you just do not!"

"Do not. Take pants. We are at the restaurant."

Shut up.

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