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- Previously on "Awkward"...

- Whenever something
important happens,

you'’re the first person
I want to talk to about it.

- How did he know
where to find me?

- He texted me looking for you.

- If he doesn'’t like
the real you,

maybe he isn'’t worth it.

- You always wanted
to get into SCU.

Dean Strauss loves your stuff,

and he wants you to come in
for an interview.

- Luke had gotten me
an interview

with the dean
of the English department.

SCU had been my dream school,
and I was beyond excited

to have a second chance
to come here.

Their creative writing program

was one of the best
in the country,

and I was trying
to remain calm and confident,

which was a challenge

given that they had already
rejected me once.

- You nervous?
You really don'’t need to be.

- No, I'’m not vernous.

Nervous.
I'’m not nervous.

The truth was,
my stomach was in my throat

and I had already peed
three times.

- Dean Strauss
already likes your writing,

and you know exactly what to say
in the interview.

I think you got a great shot,

and I'’ll be
right outside waiting.

- And I think...

I need to make
another pit stop.

- And you'’ll know
exactly where

all the bathrooms are
on campus.

- Luke was right.
I did have a great shot.

I just had to focus
on sounding smart and charming

and ambitious and hungry
all at the same time.

I wouldn'’t let
my nerves distract me.

I wouldn'’t let
anything distract me,

not even that girl'’s amazing
gladiator sandal boots.

How did she lace
those things up?

Wait.
I had to keep it together.

[smooth music]

You belong here.

- I'’m not so sure
about that.

You do realize this is
the men'’s room, right?

♪

[urinal flushes]

♪

Showtime.

Well, so far,
the receptionist seemed nice,

and such a comfy office.

I was feeling good about it.

Oh.

[quirky music]

♪

- Well, nice to see you again.

- Um, I was just looking
through your pictures.

It'’s nice to see you again.

I am Jenna Hamilton,

and I am confident
that SCU will provide

the most enriching
learning experience possible.

- And I am confident

that you are one of
the more interesting candidates

I'’ll be seeing this round.

♪

- Oh, isn'’t that your friend
Sadie from the clambake?

- I don'’t want
to talk about it.

- So what do you want
to talk about?

- Me?
Nothing.

- Okay, uh, that'’s cool.

- Cool.

- It'’s just that you said

you wanted to talk
to me about something.

- Okay, just TBH,
it'’s feeling a little naggy.

Jus--okay, I'’m...I'’m poor.

I don'’t even have enough money
to afford the lobster Cobb,

which is what I'’m dying for--
I need that

bourgie-buttered-bottom-feeder
fix so bad,

not this gross iceberg wedge.

- Hey, we'’re all
a little cash poor sometimes.

It'’s nothing
to be upset about.

I mean, I could have spotted you
for the lobster Cobb.

Grammy'’s got a club account.

- Patrick, you don'’t understand.

I'’m not just cash poor.

I'’m everything poor.

I don'’t come from a rich family.

I'’m only upper middle class.

- Wow.

[laughs]
Oh, come on, who cares?

- I care.

I'’ve been leading you
to believe that I'’m like you.

- Honestly, when you didn'’t know
where Bora Bora was...

But it'’s not important.
- But it is.

I haven'’t been truthful,
and I feel guilty,

like you don'’t even know
the real me.

So if you don'’t want
to pursue this--

- Oh, I'’m pursuing this.

You'’re awesome.

Who cares if you don'’t
have money?

What do you think
credit cards are for?

- [sighs]

♪

- Lissa!
Check it out.

- Ew, that sign-in sheet'’s
so messy.

- It'’s '’cause there'’s
five times as many signatures

as there should be.

Lissa, this is your class.

Members are pissed that they
have to be on a waiting list.

- That'’s good, right?
- It'’s awesome!

We should add more classes
to the schedule.

- [gasps]
PTL, that would be awesome.

If I could get,
like, $50 a week more,

it would totally help pay
for Styrofoam crosses.

- How is the video doing?
- I don'’t know.

Every time I try to log in,
it says server busy.

So annoying.

[gasps]
Holy [bleep]!

"Prayer Arms"
has over 10,000 views.

- What?

Wow.

Too bad we can'’t
charge '’em all admission.

- [gasps]

Jakey, scratch
those extra classes.

We have more videosto make.

♪

- Hey--oh, uh, your bag.

Look, I get it.
You'’re mad.

- Not at all.

So what if you didn'’t show

and we failed
the presentation?

And what'’s so bad
about a D average?

I mean, when I decided
to take summer classes

after spending the last
two semesters busting my ass

while taking care
of a baby full-time,

I thought to myself,

"Hey, Lace,
don'’t sweat it.

"Just try to at least
get a D."

- I know.
I screwed up.

And for what it'’s worth,
you were right.

Sully was a bad influence,

and we broke up.

- Oh, Matty, that'’s good.

I really didn'’t
see it going anywhere,

and hey, maybe
when the professor

is calculating my final grade,
I can go to her

and just explain that
my presentation was ruined

because Sully
was a bad influence!

- All right, Jenna,
I suppose we need

to get down
to some more serious stuff.

Can you in, say,
25 words or less

describe some of the more
profound neologisms

utilized by James Joyce
in "Finnegans Wake"?

- Uh, I--I'’m trying to recall
some of the most

profound ones,
but I can'’t

because I'’m not totally clear

on what a neologism is.

Uh, I couldn'’t get through it
without falling asleep.

I shouldn'’t have said that.
I'’m sorry.

- Are you joking?

Nobody likes "Finnegans Wake."

It is the most pompous,
pretentious bag of--

well, let'’s just say
I thought

I'’d be in preparations
for mywake

by the time I got through it.

No, Jenna, creative writing
is about what interests you.

Your writing
stands on its own.

Your transcript speaks
for itself.

I just like to get a sense of
where my students'’ heads are at.

- Cool. Thank you.

- So you will need to submit
an application, of course.

Do it, and I will see you
in September.

- Wait.
Are you saying--

- Just submit the application,
Jenna,

and I'’ll take care
of the rest.

Now, if you'’ll excuse me,

I'’ve got some other candidates
to terrorize.

♪

- Tell me again.
How'’d he say it?

- "Submit the application,
and I'’ll take care of the rest."

- Jenna, you killed.
This is amazing.

- It was amazing.

I'’d dreamed of this day
for so long.

- Best library on campus,
by the way.

Ooh, and over here, you have
to check out this coffee place.

Lattes like you'’ve
never had before.

And here, Jenna Hamilton,

is the home of the world'’s best
Thai peanut salad.

- Actually, Luke Mallon,

the home of the world'’s best
Thai peanut salad

is just a few miles south
of Bangor, Maine,

in the basement
of the student union.

- They have Thai food in Maine?

- Well, it was
a lunch special one week.

Oh, but they had these
incredible haddock sandwiches

that I used to be so into
before I went vegetarian.

I kind of want
to go back not vegetarian

just so I can have one.

And in that moment,
I had the saddest thought ever.

I might never go back there.

I might not get to have
another haddock sandwich.

I might not see
my tiny little dorm

that I shared with Britta,
and my friends.

- Oh, and if you need something
scanned or copied,

this place is, like,
two cents cheaper a page.

- But I didn'’t want
anything scanned.

I wanted a haddock sandwich.

What was up with that?

[knocking]

- Sorry, Ally let me in,

and she was gonna
come tell you,

but then she got distractedby QVC.

- It'’s morning;
she likes to watch people

order bad jewelry while
she works through the shakes.

- So listen,
I could use a friend.

- Ugh, for what?
So overrated.

Well, not you.
You'’re okay.

But don'’t get me started
on everyone else.

I mean, why is everyone
such a pussy?

Like it'’s my fault.
Why is everyone mad at me?

- A lot of that
going on right now.

Which is why I need a favor.

[quirky music]

- Okay, camera'’s speeding.

Make sure the boom'’s
out of the way.

Lots of energy, everybody.

And...hit it!

[upbeat music playing]
- Praise and raise!

Praise and praise again!

Lift to the Lord!

And lift again!

[music stops]
- Jake, what is this?

Meet me in my office
tomorrow morning,

9:00 a.m. sharp.

- Oh--

[slow jazzy music]

♪

- [chuckles]

What are you doing here?

- Just in case the sunscreen
isn'’t enough for that cute face.

Pack your overnight bag.

I'’m taking you to Catalina
for a long weekend.

- OMG, that sounds so fun,
but I have to work.

- But it'’s the weekend.

- Did you not hear the part

about $12,000
in credit card debt?

- Oh, yeah, when you were
crying into your iceberg wedge?

- [scoffs]
- Definitely heard that part.

But this is my treat.
- You don'’t get it.

If I'’m gonna get myself out of
the buttload of debt I'’m in,

I'’m gonna have
to work every weekend

and generate
some serious ad sales.

But go.
Have fun.

- ♪ Together we'’ve grown ♪

- Bye.
- Bye.

- ♪ And I can'’t let you go ♪

- Not crazy about the curry?

- What?

No, I was just thinking
about all the stuff

I'’m gonna have to do
if I make this move.

- Wait.
If you make this move?

- Wait.
Did I say that?

No, what I meant
was just that

everything'’s happeningso fast.

- I thought
you really wanted this.

- I did.
I mean, I do.

I do...definitely

think this is what I want.

- Think?

- Think bordering
on 100% totally know.

- Wow, I can'’t believe you'’d
even be on the fence about it.

I kind of went
to a lot of trouble.

I pushed Dean Strauss
to read your material.

Jenna, am I pushing you?

- No, it'’s just, this is
a huge opportunity for me,

and I want to make sure
that I'’m not

giving up
anything I'’ll regret.

- Which seems to be
an ongoing concern of yours.

- Wow, it was amazing
how one intuitive sentence

spoken by Luke
could so easily sum up my life.

Look, it'’s just a big change
and a big decision.

- Well, at the risk
of pushing,

I hope you make it soon,
because I would love

for you to be here
to share this with me.

I think it would
be good for you.

- Think?

- [grunts]
- [giggles]

- Look, I'’m sorry.

I know I shouldn'’t have been
filming without permission,

but Lissa'’s classes
fill up constantly, so--

- I been watching you, Rosati.

There have been
some major hiccups.

But overall,
I like what I see.

- Thanks.
- You follow orders.

You know how to spin [bleep]

to suck up
to the important members.

And I'’m gonna
be honest with you:

I see a little of me in you.

I'’d like to offer youa raise.

- I'’ll take it.

- With an increased
responsibility

and a small promotion.

- Wow.

- Rosati, I assume you have
a five-year plan.

- Oh, yeah, I hope
to continue working here.

- I was just like you.

I took this job
right out of high school,

and I'’ve been here 20 years.

[funky music]

♪

- I'’m so sorry, Jakey.

I didn'’t mean to get you fired.

- I got promoted.

- [squeals]

This is such great news.
Congratulations!

I think this is a sign.

God is super happy
with my Atonercise videos!

[giggles]
Wait. What'’s wrong?

I thought this
is what you wanted.

- Mrs. Parriott,

I am so sorry

about the hand soap
in the ladies'’ powder room.

The vendor stopped producing
the lavender rosemary

that you like so much,

and as a token
of our sincerest apologies,

I would like to present to you

a $100 gift card
which is redeemable

at any of our pro shops
and spa experiences.

♪

[cell phone ringing]

- Hey.
- Oh, my God, Jenna.

I miss you so much.

- I miss you too.

- I just heard from housing.

We got upgraded
to an off-campus apartment.

- Shut the [bleep] up.
Really?

- With a dishwasher
and a kitchen.

And look, my mom got us
matching comforters.

She had a bunch
of those 20% off coupons,

and we just went crazy.

You are gonna love
the stuff I got

for our new place.

- Oh, Britta, I love them,

and I can'’t wait
to see them in person.

Okay, what was I doing?
Was I lying?

How could I tell my friend
that I was probably

never gonna set foot
at Wyckoff again?

Britta, there'’s actually
something I need to tell you.

- Anytime you'’re ready, Jenna.

- Uh, got to go,
but I'’ll talk to you later.

- Oh, yeah, okay.
- Bye.

- And finally, as you know,

I am in the process
of completing reviews

for all editorial fellows.

- I wasn'’t sure
if it was my imagination

or my own guilty conscience,
but it felt like

everything Lizzy was saying
was directed at me.

- These reviews
are comprised of ratings

on all materials submitted,
whether published or not,

and will be a key factor
in determining which,

if any, of you
will be asked to return

to Idea Bin for another summer.

That'’s all.

- Oh, she'’s so over me,
and now that we'’re a couple...

There'’s no way
I'’m getting asked back.

- Doesn'’t matter.
You have SCU.

- Oh, my God,
I'’m not getting asked back?

- We don'’t know that.

I'’m just saying,
with your talent

and the contacts
you'’re gonna make at SCU,

you'’ll find someplace
way better than Idea Bin.

- ♪ So I can see
your face okay ♪

♪

- Patrick?
Are you stalking me?

- What?
No, of course not.

That'’s--may--yeah, a little bit.
Possibly.

- That is so cool.
- These are for you.

You know, for working
all weekend while I go goof off.

- Oh, that is so sweet.

- So, um, listen,
I'’ve been thinking about stuff.

- Oh, okay.
It'’s okay.

I get it.
I totally understand.

- I mean, I get
that you have to work.

- Patrick, it'’s really okay.
It'’s my fault.

I should have been
more honest.

- I just, like--
I really don'’t want

to have to keep asking you
to miss work for me.

So how about winter vacation?

My folks have
a chalet in Gstaad.

It'’s so crazy.
Like, Bono lives next door.

It'’s dope snow
and sweet fondue.

- Oh, my God,
that sounds amaze,

but there'’s a good chance I'’ll
have to be working then too.

- I don'’t know
that you will.

- Do you know how long it takes
to pay off 12 grand?

- Yeah, about 30 seconds.

Let me pay it off for you.

- What?
No, that'’s--that'’s crazy!

Wh--you would really do that?
- Yeah, I would.

Babe, 12K'’s nothing.
It'’s not worth stressing over.

You can start over
with a clean slate.

[quirky music]

- Hey, Sadie, do you mind
grabbing the dolly?

Or, yeah, I could just
grab it myself.

- Give me a sec.

♪

- "Lamest video I'’ve ever seen.

"If God exists, wouldn'’t he
protect you from this crap?"

What are you doing?

- Leaving feedback on Lissa'’s
stupid Atonercise video.

- What?
Why would you do that?

- '’Cause people on YouTube
need honest reviews

to help them decide
what to watch--duh.

- Don'’t you think
that'’s a little mean?

What did Lissa ever do to you?

- Please, you think Lissa'’s
some angel?

She'’s a total bitch.

- "Bitch" is about the last word
I would use to describe Lissa.

- Yeah, well, that'’s because
you'’re not very astute.

- Oh, so now
you'’re insulting me?

- What, you'’re gonna
be all sensitive now?

Lissa pissed me off,

so she'’s getting
what she deserved.

And Tamara and Sergio
are also on my list.

They'’re lucky I don'’t comment
on them too--

Oh, my God,
that'’s genius.

I'’m gonna invent Yelp
but for actual people.

You'’re welcome.

♪

- Okay, so big news.

I'’m pretty sure I want
to go to SCU.

- Oh, honey, I know,
but they didn'’t accept you.

- No, I'’m reapplying.

I think I'’m gonna get in.

- What? Really?
Sweetie, that is amazing.

I'’m so proud.
Wait. Why?

- Because it'’s SCU.

- But you love Wyckoff,

and you'’re doing
so great there...

and Luke is here.

And why does it take me so long
to catch on to things?

I need to stop breast-feeding.

My brains are being sucked out
through my--

- Mom!
This is not about Luke.

- But isn'’t this exactly
what you told Matty

not to do for you?

- Totally different.

I'’ve wanted to go to SCU

since before
I even met Luke.

Luke has nothing
to do with it.

- Honey, he does...

and that'’s okay.

I'’ll support you
whatever you do,

but know what you'’re doing.

Call it what it is.

[both speaking German]

[Bavarian folk music]

- [speaking German]

I know we blew it before.
Totally my fault.

But since our project
was going to be based

on the foods of Germany,
my partner and I

have prepared a surprise
for the entire class.

- We have?
- Frau?

- Lein.
Fraulein.

- Would you all follow us
this way, please?

[speaking German]

[both speaking German]

♪

- So what are we doing?

It might have been nice
if you had given me

a little bit of a heads-up
about whatever this--

[people cheering]

- [speaking German]

- [laughing]

This is awesome.

- [chuckles]

♪

- I am very impressed.

I hope you don'’t think
for one minute that bribing me

with a food truck
will change your grade,

but it will most certainly
make me reconsider

rescheduling
your formal presentation,

one that you both
will show up for

and be prepared for, yes?

- Yes.
- Yes!

Thank you.
Thank you.

Matty,
this is truly inspired.

- Thanks.

[sighs]

- So why aren'’t you
happier?

- No, I'’m happy.

I'’m just digesting
the kraut.

- Is this about Jenna?

- No!
It--absolutely not.

My feelings for Jenna--

- I knew it!
Feelings for Jenna.

- That'’s not
what I meant to say.

It'’s just, you know,
we get so pissed at each other,

but the feelings
never seem to go away.

And mine are still
in pretty high gear, I guess.

What, are you gonna tell me
to back off again?

- Not this time.

I am done interfering

with all things
Jenna and Matty.

- Cool.
- Cool.

What? Why are you
looking at me like that?

God, I can'’t stand this.
Fine. You broke me.

Jenna is thinking
of transferring

to SCU to be with Luke,

so if you really
have feelings for her,

you better express them
really freaking fast.

- What?

- We never had
this conversation.

Nein!

- Whoa!
Hamilho'’s transferring.

That so figures.

She'’s probably already banged

every guy at Wyckoff, so--

- Do you ever shut up?

- I'’m sorry, what?

- Lissa'’s a bitch,
Tamara'’s a jerk,

Sergio'’s an [bleep],
and now Jenna.

Do you ever notice how
everyone else is the problem?

- Constantly.
- You know what, Sadie?

If you meet more
than two [bleep] in a day,

that [bleep]
is probably you.

- Go [bleep] yourself!

[scoffs]

[cell phone dinging]

[slow rock music]

♪

- I knew there was no way

Matty would understand
my situation.

And I really didn'’t want
to debate it with him.

I could spend my whole life
second-guessing things,

being afraid to take advantage
of opportunities.

Or I could challenge myself.

It was decision time...

♪

And Matty had just helped me
make mine.

♪

- Send message to Matty,

Lissa, Jake, and Tamara.

[bleep] you all.

You think I care
if we'’re friends, question mark.

I would literally rather die
than be friends with you.

Ew, no.
Too pathetic.

[horn honking]

[bleep]!

- Is that language
really necessary, Sadie?

- [bleep] you,
you stupid robotic bitch!

[screams]

[loud crash]

- Next on "Awkward"...

- He'’s offered to pay off
all my debt.

- So you'’re gonna
let him do it?

- He wants to buy
your business.

- What?
- Yes.

- Palos Hills is great, but I
got to get the hell out of here.

- SCU girl, huh?

- Just got
my official acceptance.

- This has nothing to do
with Luke?

- I know what I'’m doing, okay?

- I know it'’s a big decision.

And that'’s for you to come
to SCU and be with me.