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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
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MATTY, I DIDN'T GET INTO SCU.
- I'M SORRY.
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WHY DID YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE MATTY MCKIBBEN.
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- APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH FOR GABBY.
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SHE JUST WANTS TO TAKE THINGS
A LITTLE SLOW.
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- NOT EVERYONE CAN MOVE
AS FAST AS I CAN.
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- WHICH I RESPECT.
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SOME THINGS ARE JUST
WORTH WAITING FOR.
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[California I Follow
by Corsica Arts Club]
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- IS THAT THE MAIL?
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- THE MAIL'S HERE?
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- I SHOULD BE GETTING
AN ENVELOPE FROM LOCKARD.
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SQUIRREL.
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DON'T WORRY, MOM.
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SHOULD BE HEARING ANY DAY NOW.
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A GIRL IN MY ENGLISH CLASS
FOUND OUT YESTERDAY.
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- YEAH, I...
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ORDERED A GIFT FOR YOUR DAD.
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- OH, CRAP, GIFT.
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- * SOMETIMES I CAN'T *
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- IT WAS MATTY'S BIRTHDAY, 18.
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TECHNICALLY, HE WAS AN ADULT,
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AND I WAS TAKING A PAGE OUT
OF THE ADULT HANDBOOK MYSELF.
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THE FACT THAT HE HAD
A GIRLFRIEND
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DIDN'T MEAN
I COULDN'T STILL BE HIS FRIEND.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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- AW, A CUPCAKE.
MY FAVORITE.
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THAT'S SO NICE, JENNA.
THANK YOU.
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- YEAH, IT'S CHOCOLATE.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW I LOVE--
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- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD...
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all: SOMEONE HERE
IS GETTING OLD.
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- IT'S MATTY'S SPECIAL DAY
TODAY.
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all: THIS IS WHAT
WE WANT TO SAY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YEAH.
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[all cheering]
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- THANK YOU.
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MY GOSH.
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- YAY.
- YES.
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- BAKING FOR HER MAN
SEEMED A LITTLE '50s TO ME.
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BUT I HAD TO GIVE GABBY PROPS.
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IT WAS SWEET,
IF A LITTLE PREDICTABLE.
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- LAKER TICKETS?
HOLY [bleep].
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- TURNS OUT I WAS
THE PREDICTABLE ONE,
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ROOTING FOR GABBY'S GESTURE
TO FALL FLAT.
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- SO MARY TOOK UP WITH THE KING
AS HIS MISTRESS,
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BUT ANNE BOLEYN LAY IN WAIT,
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KNOWING THE LONG GAME
TOOK PATIENCE AND CUNNING.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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UH, MATTHEW MCKIBBEN,
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YOU'RE WANTED
IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
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all: OOH.
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- SIR THOMAS WYATT'S LOVE
FOR ANNE BOLEYN
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WAS OBVIOUS IN HIS POETRY.
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HE WAS LONG THOUGHT TO HAVE
HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER...
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- YOUR SURPRISE
WAS SO COOL, GAB.
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YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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- GABBY MAY HAVE BEEN
MATTY'S BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER,
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BUT I WAS DETERMINED
TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND EVER,
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AND THAT MEANT
BEING POLITE TO GABBY.
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IT WAS REALLY COOL, GABBY.
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HE LOVED IT.
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- AW, THANKS.
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OH, HEY, I'M THROWING A LITTLE
SURPRISE PARTY FOR MATTY LATER.
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YOU SHOULD COME.
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- GABBY WAS CLEARLY
JUST PLAYING NICE.
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SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE THERE
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ANY MORE THAN I WANTED
TO BE THERE.
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WELL, I WAS NOT GOING
TO BE RAILROADED INTO THAT.
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TONIGHT?
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I-I HAVE PLANS.
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- OH, NO, TOTALLY.
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I GET IT
IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE.
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- WAIT, WHAT HAD JUST HAPPENED?
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SUDDENLY I WASN'T
FEELING RAILROADED
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SO MUCH AS HIGH-ROADED.
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- WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD, MAN!
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YOUR ASS IS MINE!
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- OKAY, SLUNTERDOGS, WE NEED
A NEW ROUTINE FOR REGIONALS.
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WITH LISSA BEING SUSPENDED
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FOR TRIPPING
HER TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT OFF
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AT THE VALENTINE'S DANCE,
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I'M RECLAIMING
MY STOLEN CAPTAINCY.
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SO, EVERYONE, GET READY
TO LEARN A NEW CHEER.
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U-G-L-Y.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI.
YOU UG--
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- WE DIDN'T VOTE YOU IN CHARGE,
SADIST SAXTON.
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AND THAT CHEER IS MEAN.
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WE ARE CHEERLEADERS,
NOT JEER LEADERS.
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- YOU ARE LIKE A CHIHUAHUA
ON STUDY BUDDIES.
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DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?
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- YOU ARE LIKE A BOSSY BULLDOG.
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DO YOU EVER LET GO?
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- AAH!
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THAT IS IT, GINGER-VITIS.
[screams]
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- WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GINGER,
PERMA-BITCH FACE?
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[both shouting]
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- NOW, LOOK,
I LOVE A GIRL FIGHT
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JUST AS MUCH
AS THE NEXT YOUTUBER,
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BUT YOU TWO ARE SENIORS.
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YOU HAVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE.
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- I WAS TRYING TO.
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WITH LISSA GONE,
I'M IN CHARGE.
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- SAYS WHO?
I'M CLASS PRESIDENT.
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I SHOULD MAKE
ALL LEADERSHIP DECISIONS.
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- BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT.
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I AM THE MASTER OF YOUR FATES
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AND THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR SOULS,
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AND I SAY YOU WORK TOGETHER.
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HUH?
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[R&B music]
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[plane whooshing]
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- ARE WE NEAR AN AIRPORT?
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- [chuckling] PROBABLY.
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SURPRISE!
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- * OH YEAH
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- HUH?
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- NO WAY.
HOW DID YOU GET US IN HERE?
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- 18 AND OVER.
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WE'RE BOTH LEGAL NOW.
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HOW COOL IS THIS?
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- SWEET.
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AND SOUR.
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THEY HAVE A HOT FOOD BUFFET.
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[bell rings]
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- CHOKE ME OUT
WITH A CHEER STICK.
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I HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH SADIE.
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I CAN GET ALONG WITH ANYONE
EXCEPT MEAN GIRLS.
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THEY'RE JUST ANOTHER LEVEL
OF SUCK.
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- THE KEY IS TO NOT SHOW FEAR.
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SADIE CAN SMELL IT ON YOU
LIKE BAD...
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BRITNEY JEAN PERFUME?
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- IT WAS ON SALE.
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- FOR A REASON.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN MEAN GIRLS?
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FAKE NICE ONES.
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APPARENTLY GABBY
IS HAVING A PARTY FOR MATTY,
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A SURPRISE PARTY,
AND SHE INVITED ME.
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OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING.
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- UM, ARE YOU KIDDING?
- NO.
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- JENNA, GABBY JUST
THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET.
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BY INVITING YOU,
SHE'S SAYING,
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"I'M SO SECURE
IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MATTY,
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I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH HIS EX."
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IT'S A POWER MOVE.
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IT'S CHICK CHICKEN.
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THE FIRST ONE TO FLINCH LOSES.
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IF YOU DON'T GO, SHE WINS.
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- WAS TAMARA RIGHT?
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WAS GABBY'S INVITATION
ALL ABOUT INTIMIDATION?
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IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO DECLINE,
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THEN MY ONLY MOVE
WAS TO ACCEPT.
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[indistinct chatter]
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HEY, GABBY.
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SO MY PLANS TONIGHT
GOT CANCELLED,
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AND I CAN DEFINITELY
COME TO THE PARTY.
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YAY.
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- OH, THAT'S GREAT, JEN.
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AND, HEY,
THE MORE THE MERRIER.
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- YOU'RE SO NOT A JEN.
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I THINK ABBREVIATING NAMES
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IS IN THE INTIMIDATION
NATION'S BYLAWS.
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- HOW WAS THAT
FOR A POWER MOVE?
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I'LL BE IN AND OUT IN TEN.
I WIN.
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- HEY, JEN, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP
BY MATTY'S HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL
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AND HELP ME SET UP?
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THAT WOULD GIVE US SOME TIME
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TO REALLY GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.
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LATER.
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- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I'D HIT AN EASY VOLLEY,
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GABBY UPPED HER GAME.
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- BY THE TIME
I GOT TO MATTY'S,
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I HAD PSYCHED MYSELF UP
TO FACE OFF WITH GABBY.
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SHE MAY HAVE HAD A FULL RIDE
TO STANFORD FOR TENNIS,
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BUT I COULD HANDLE
A FRIENDLY SINGLES MATCH.
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[doorbell dings]
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- HEY!
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- I HADN'T BARGAINED
FOR THE WHOLE TEAM.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- THIS IS FRICKIN' SWEET.
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WE'D BE IN MATH CLASS
RIGHT NOW.
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- TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
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YOU'RE 18.
- YEAH.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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- ACTUALLY, NO.
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- WELL, YOU CAN VOTE.
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- NEXT ELECTION'S
IN TWO YEARS.
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- YOU CAN BUY A LOTTO TICKET.
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- THEY CARD YOU FOR THOSE?
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- YOU CAN SMOKE CIGARETTES.
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OH, BUT DON'T,
'CAUSE YOU COULD DIE.
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YOU CAN JOIN THE ARMY.
OOH.
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GOD, I GUESS TURNING 18
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IS ALL ABOUT BEING ALLOWED TO
DO THINGS THAT COULD KILL YOU.
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- ACTUALLY, THERE IS
ONE THING I CAN DO NOW
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THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
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- OH, YEAH?
WHAT?
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- I CAN FIND OUT
WHO MY BIRTH PARENTS ARE.
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I FILLED OUT A FORM
A FEW WEEKS AGO.
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ONCE I TURN 18,
I'M ELIGIBLE TO KNOW.
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- WOW, THAT'S INTENSE.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S NO LEMONADE, BUT
FATHER SHERIDAN SURE LIKES IT.
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- GOD BLESS.
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- LITTLE...
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- MM, PERFECT PLACEMENT.
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WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.
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- TOTALLY.
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GABBY WAS A FIERCE COMPETITOR,
BUT I COULD BE TOO.
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I WAS GONNA BE
SO [bleep] FRIENDLY, IT HURT.
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- NOW, SOUNDTRACK--
I WAS THINKING BRUNO MARS,
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
WAS ON THE RADIO
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ON OUR FIRST DATE--
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- MATTY'S FAVORITE BAND
WAS BASTILLE,
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BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SEEM LIKE
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I WAS TRYING TO PROVE
I KNEW HIM BETTER.
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WHAT WAS THE PLAY HERE?
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I THINK THAT--
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- I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD DO
WHAT YOU THINK, GAB.
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I MEAN,
YOU ARE HIS GIRLFRIEND.
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- I THINK IF BRUNO MARS
IS SENTIMENTAL,
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THEN MATTY WILL LOVE IT.
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- COOL, THANKS.
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- YIKES, HUMMUS.
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IF GABBY SERVED THAT,
SHE'D DOUBLE FAULT.
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AND I WASN'T JUST
PLAYING NICE WITH HER.
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IF I WAS REALLY MATTY'S FRIEND,
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I'D HELP GABBY GIVE HIM
THE PARTY HE'D LOVE.
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I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
MATTY HATES HUMMUS.
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IT REMINDS HIM OF CAT PUKE.
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- UH, THANK YOU, JENNA.
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YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
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VANESSA, HIDE THE HUMMUS.
235
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,225
- FORGET THE HUMMUS.
236
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,695
I HAD TEXTED JAKE
TO GET MATTY HERE BY 6:30,
237
00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,598
AND HE JUST WROTE BACK,
"WASTED," WITH THREE EMOJIS.
238
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,732
TWO LIGHTNING BOLTS
AND A BATHTUB?
239
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,000
- OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE DRUNK.
240
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,401
THEY'RE GONNA MISS
THE WHOLE PARTY.
241
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,736
I STILL NEED TO GET
SOME OTHER DIP.
242
00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,104
AND WHO'S GONNA PICK THEM UP?
243
00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,438
- RELAX, I'M TEXTING TAMARA
RIGHT NOW.
244
00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,808
SHE WILL PICK UP
MATTY AND JAKE.
245
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,342
I'LL GRAB SOME GUACAMOLE,
246
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,411
AND I'LL STEAL A BOTTLE
OF THAT TEQUILA MATTY LIKES
247
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,613
FROM MY PARENTS.
248
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,347
YOU GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT, GAB.
249
00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,751
WHEN IT CAME TO PLAYING NICE,
I HAD JUST ACED GABBY.
250
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,286
GAME, SET, MATCH.
251
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,288
- FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
252
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,624
GREAT FORM, GUYS.
253
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,391
NOW, FOR THIS NEXT PART,
I WAS THINKING,
254
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,360
"YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY.
255
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,529
DON'T MATTER IF WE WIN,
AS LONG AS WE PLAY."
256
00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,997
- THAT CHEER IS LAME.
257
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,967
YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE,
STRAWBERRY SHORT BUS.
258
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,201
- I CAN DO A MEANER CHEER,
259
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,237
JUST NOT "U-G-L-Y."
260
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,705
[gasps]
I'VE GOT IT.
261
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,342
N-O-T A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E.
262
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,644
NOT ATTRACTIVE.
263
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:39,312
NOT, NOT ATTRACTIVE.
- IT IS NO USE.
264
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,514
I'M A BULLDOG,
AND YOU'RE A CHIHUAHUA.
265
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,750
[cell phone chimes]
266
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,317
WE WERE NEVER MEANT
TO PLAY NICE.
267
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,820
- WHOA, I HAVE TO PICK UP
JAKE AND MATTY AT A STRIP CLUB?
268
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,456
I'M NOT GOING BY MYSELF.
269
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,758
I NEED A BULLDOG.
270
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,894
[Paris by Magic Man]
271
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:57,497
- * JETLAG, BEEN IN A STATE
OF DISASTER *
272
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,099
* EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU
273
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,837
* THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU
JUST FADE AWAY *
274
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,675
* NOW I GET LOST
TRACING MY STEPS BACK *
275
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,376
- THE BIG ENVELOPE.
276
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,844
EVERYONE KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT.
277
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,980
I'D WAIT UNTIL
AFTER MATTY'S PARTY TO OPEN IT
278
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,782
AND SAVOR ALL THE DETAILS.
279
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,685
BUT IT SURE FELT GOOD
TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO SAY...
280
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,887
I GOT IN!
I GOT IN!
281
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,755
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE CAN'T GET IN.
282
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,123
- NICE TRY, THOUGH...
283
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,425
SHAKIRA.
284
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,761
- THESE HIPS DON'T LIE.
285
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,998
BUT I DO.
286
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,000
COME ON.
287
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,968
- JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
I'M DOING THIS FOR MATTY,
288
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,503
BECAUSE I WOULDN'T LET HIM
MISS HIS PARTY.
289
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,806
I WOULD NEVER GO TO
THESE LENGTHS FOR ANYONE ELSE,
290
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,240
ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.
291
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,075
- WELL, I'M DOING THIS
FOR JENNA.
292
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,377
WE JUST MADE IT THROUGH A MINOR
ROUGH PATCH IN OUR FRIENDSHIP,
293
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,513
AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME
TO PULL THROUGH FOR HER.
294
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,015
- NAMES.
295
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,017
- I'M CHI-CHI WA-WA,
AND THIS IS SADIE SAXTON.
296
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,318
- DON'T USE MY REAL NAME!
297
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,619
- WHY NOT?
IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIPPER NAME.
298
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,087
- OKAY, LOCKERS ARE THERE.
299
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,523
DISPOSABLE RAZORS
AND BABY WIPES ON THE COUNTER.
300
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,658
- LET'S JUST GO GET THEM.
301
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,928
- NO.
STAGE IS THAT WAY.
302
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,996
- WE'RE JUST HERE
TO GET SOME GUYS.
303
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,098
- AREN'T WE ALL, SWEETIE?
304
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,235
COME ON, YOU TWO UP NEXT.
305
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,906
- WHOO, YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
306
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,907
THERE SHE IS.
307
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:14,908
YEAH!
308
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,143
- OH, MAN, I GOT TO PEE SO BAD,
309
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,911
BUT I DON'T THINK
I CAN STAND UP.
310
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,146
- YEAH, WHAT'S IN THESE?
311
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,514
[cheers and applause]
312
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,452
- THAT LOOKS LIKE...
313
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,754
both: TAMARA AND SADIE.
314
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,955
- WHOO, LET'S GO!
315
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,156
TAKE IT OFF!
316
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,758
- YOU TAKE IT OFF.
317
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:31,892
- HOO-HOO!
318
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,327
[laughing]
319
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,896
[dance music]
320
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,532
[men whooping and whistling]
321
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:44,171
*
322
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,006
- YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY.
323
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,776
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
324
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:52,112
[men whooping]
325
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,614
- DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN,
AS LONG AS YOU PLAY.
326
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,849
- TAKE IT OFF.
327
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,584
YEAH, BABY.
328
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,052
- WHOO!
329
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,088
- MY EYES.
GOUGE OUT MY EYES!
330
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,925
- THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
331
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,960
- LET'S GO, BOYS.
332
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,129
- MM.
LET'S GO, GIRLS.
333
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,798
- SERIOUSLY,
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
334
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,799
- NO, NO.
NO TOUCHING.
335
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:12,800
THEY SAID NO TOUCHING.
336
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,067
- NO, DUMMY.
337
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,068
GABBY IS THROWING YOU
A SURPRISE PARTY,
338
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,069
AND YOU'RE MISSING IT.
339
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,071
- OH, OKAY.
340
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,341
- * LET ME SEE YOU MOVE
341
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,142
*
342
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,811
* LET ME SEE YOU MOVE
343
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,179
[party chatter]
344
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,948
- TAMARA SAID
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
345
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,616
- EVERYBODY HIDE.
MATTY'S COMING.
346
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,285
EVERYBODY HIDE, HIDE.
347
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,890
[exhales]
348
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,060
GIRL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
349
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,428
I HAVE TO ADMIT,
350
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,396
I WAS KIND OF NERVOUS
TO ASK YOU FOR HELP,
351
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,298
BUT I'M GLAD I DID.
352
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,533
- NERVOUS?
WHY?
353
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,001
- [chuckles]
354
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:52,105
BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID YOU'D THINK
MY PARTY IDEAS WERE LAME.
355
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,107
YOU'RE CREATIVE
AND ALTERNATIVE.
356
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:58,245
I'M, LIKE, STRAIGHT
AND BORING.
357
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,980
- GABBY, YOU'RE NOT BORING.
358
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,748
IF ANYTHING,
YOU'RE INTIMIDATING.
359
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,985
- I'M INTIMIDATING?
360
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,453
MATTY REALLY RESPECTS YOU
361
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,555
AND LIKES YOU AS A PERSON.
362
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,858
THAT'S A LOT TO TAKE ON
IN SOMEBODY'S EX.
363
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,193
BUT I'M GLAD
WE'RE HANGING OUT,
364
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,163
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, JENNA.
365
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,264
I GENUINELY DO.
366
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,631
- VALIDATION WAS COMING
367
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,101
FROM ALL SORTS
OF UNEXPECTED PLACES TODAY.
368
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,303
FIRST LOCKARD AND NOW GABBY?
369
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,405
I HAD BEEN WRONG TO THINK
SHE HAD ANY AGENDA
370
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,174
OTHER THAN KINDNESS.
371
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,042
FINDING OUT
I WAS WRONG ABOUT HER
372
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,043
WAS A VERY HAPPY...
373
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,613
all: SURPRISE!
374
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,148
- WHAT?
375
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,749
YOU!
376
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,752
[dance music]
377
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,990
*
378
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,324
OKAY.
379
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,059
THANK YOU, GRANNIE MCKIBBEN.
380
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,996
I DON'T PLAY BASEBALL.
381
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,764
ENVELOPE FROM UNCLE DOUG.
382
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,766
YEAH.
383
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,077
- SPEAKING OF ENVELOPES,
GUESS WHAT.
384
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,078
I'M IN.
- [gasps]
385
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,479
YAY-GERMEISTER!
WHERE?
386
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,581
- LOCKARD, BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER WHERE.
387
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,517
I'M JUST GLAD
I'M IN SOMEWHERE.
388
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,085
- THAT'S AWESOME, CHICA.
389
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,821
CONGRATS.
390
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,925
- SO ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS NOW
OR SOMETHING?
391
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,260
- WELL--
392
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,463
both: YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY!
393
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,934
- SO WHAT,
ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS NOW?
394
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,968
- EW, NO!
- NEVER.
395
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,402
- YOU GUYS, THIS PARTY, IT IS--
396
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,938
IT IS OFF THE CHAIN.
397
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:31,972
YOU GOT ALL MY FAVORITES.
398
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,275
YOU GOT GUACAMOLE,
TEQUILA, BASTILLE.
399
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,211
I MEAN, I AM THE LUCKIEST GUY.
400
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,579
- GIRL FRIENDSHIPS
ARE AS PERPLEXING
401
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,948
AS THEY ARE PLEASURABLE.
402
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,082
I SUDDENLY REALIZED
403
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,617
THAT THIS HAD NEVER BEEN
A COMPETITION FOR GABBY.
404
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,619
SHE WASN'T TRYING
TO INTIMIDATE ME.
405
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,521
SHE WAS JUST STRAIGHT-UP COOL.
406
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,291
AND BEING TRULY COOL MEANT
NOT JUST PLAYING NICE
407
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,326
BUT ACTUALLY BEING NICE.
408
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:56,296
THE PARTY WAS ALL GABBY.
409
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,265
- TO GABBY.
410
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,566
- AW, I CAN'T.
411
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,969
I HAVE A BIG MATCH TOMORROW.
412
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,336
- MM.
413
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,272
UH, JENNA?
414
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,674
- IT FELT GOOD,
NOT NEEDING THE CREDIT.
415
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,076
I WAS STILL A FRIEND TO MATTY,
416
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,344
BUT I'D MADE A NEW FRIEND
IN GABBY.
417
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,248
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
418
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,150
BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
419
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,119
- JENNA.
420
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,854
THANK YOU.
421
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,890
- ANY TIME.
422
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,865
I HAVE TO SAY
I AM PRETTY PROUD.
423
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,907
- OH, MY GOD.
424
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,376
WAIT, YOU ARE?
425
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,844
OH, THANK YOU.
426
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,914
OH, THANK GOD.
427
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,183
- THANK YOU?
428
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,019
- FOR BEING PROUD OF ME.
429
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,022
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW
HOW YOU WOULD REACT.
430
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,756
- PROUD OF YOU?
431
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,291
- YEAH.
432
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,460
- WAIT.
433
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,663
WHY DOES THAT SAY LACEY?
434
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,632
OH, MY GOD,
YOU APPLIED TO LOCKARD?
435
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,635
YOU APPLIED TO COLLEGE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
436
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,637
- I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE,
NOT EVEN YOUR DAD.
437
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,671
- DID YOU TAKE THE SATs?
438
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,140
WHAT DID YOU GET?
439
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,408
OH, DON'T EVEN TELL ME.
440
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,077
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
441
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,778
- HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE
I GOT IN.
442
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,048
- WELL, IS THERE ONE FOR ME?
I MEAN, DID I GET IN?
443
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,219
- YES, THERE'S SOMETHING
FOR YOU, SEE?
444
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,654
JENNA HAMILTON.
445
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,124
- IT WAS THE SMALL ENVELOPE.
BIG [bleep] DEAL.
446
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,495
- I HAD SPENT ALL DAY TRYING
TO BE ADULT ABOUT THINGS,
447
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,564
AND RIGHT NOW I WAS FRESH OUT.
448
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,232
MY MOM HAD APPLIED TO COLLEGE?
449
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,533
AND WHAT WAS WORSE:
450
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,403
SHE HAD GOTTEN IN SOMEWHERE
THAT HAD REJECTED ME?
451
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,373
- JENNA, PLEASE TALK TO ME.
452
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,208
- GO AWAY!
453
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,078
- SWEETIE, I DIDN'T THINK
THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY GET IN.
454
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,946
IT'S JUST THAT
I NEVER GOT TO GO,
455
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,417
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE
LEAVING ME ALL ALONE,
456
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,751
AND I JUST THOUGHT--
457
00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,986
- YOU JUST THOUGHT
YOU'D WAY OVERSTEP
458
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,488
YOUR NONEXISTENT BOUNDARIES
459
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,457
AND INTERFERE WITH MY LIFE
FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME?
460
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,127
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
461
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,801
[knocking]
462
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,005
- PSST.
463
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,707
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
464
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,377
- I NEEDED A DRINKING PARTNER.
465
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,546
ARE YOU OKAY?
466
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,882
W-WHAT'S WRONG?
467
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,788
- I DIDN'T GET INTO LOCKARD.
468
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,257
- WAS THAT YOUR FIRST CHOICE?
469
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,425
- BUT MY MOM DID.
470
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,260
- YOUCH.
471
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,494
THAT'S CRAZY.
472
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,630
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
A DRINKING PARTNER
473
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,698
MORE THAN I DO.
474
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,834
- HMM.
475
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,638
- WHOA.
476
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,341
OOH.
477
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,508
- OH.
- MM.
478
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:59,179
- UGH.
479
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,714
OH, CHASING TEQUILA
WITH CHOCOLATE.
480
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,883
I'M SO COOL.
481
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,585
- YEAH.
482
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,687
- YOU KNOW WHO'S COOL?
483
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,556
GABBY.
484
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,859
SHE'S SO SELF-CONFIDENT
AND EASY BREEZY.
485
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,962
I'M JUST NOT THAT AWESOME.
486
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,997
LOCKARD AGREES.
487
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,866
- IT'S NOT TRUE.
488
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,002
- MATTY, LET'S BE HONEST.
489
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,604
THE ONLY REASON
YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME
490
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,739
IN SOPHOMORE YEAR
IS BECAUSE I'D SLEEP WITH YOU.
491
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,175
AND I AM NOT CRITICIZING YOU.
492
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:32,645
I'M JUST SAYING WHAT'S TRUE.
493
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,414
NOW THERE'S GABBY, AND...
494
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,284
YOU'LL WAIT FOR HER
AND DATE HER OUT IN THE OPEN,
495
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,752
AND...
496
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,722
THAT'S NOT ME.
497
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,559
- JENNA, DO YOU KNOW
WHY I'M REALLY HERE?
498
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:50,530
OKAY, I DIDN'T WANT
TO DRINK ALONE, YES.
499
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,233
BUT I ALSO WANTED
TO THANK YOU.
500
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,067
YOU GAVE GABBY
ALL THE CREDIT,
501
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:59,639
BUT I KNOW
YOU HELPED WITH THAT PARTY.
502
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,241
TODAY I GOT AN ENVELOPE
503
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,110
WITH MY BIRTH PARENTS' NAMES
IN IT,
504
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,713
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO OPEN IT ALONE.
505
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,716
[mellow pop music]
506
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:17,324
*
507
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,459
WOW.
508
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,862
MY MOM DOES NOT
WANT TO BE FOUND.
509
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,897
- "MOTHER DOES NOT
DESIRE CONTACT."
510
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,966
MATTY, I'M SO SORRY.
511
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:33,540
"FATHER: DANIEL DURAND,
PORTLAND, OREGON."
512
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,975
- DURAND.
513
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,043
THAT IS SO WEIRD.
514
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,145
I COULD HAVE BEEN MATTY DURAND.
515
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,048
- * BRING ME BACK
WHAT WAS MINE *
516
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,784
- OR NOT EVEN MATTY, I GUESS.
517
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,420
- * BY MY SIDE
518
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,888
- [exhales]
519
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,590
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
520
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,891
*
521
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,861
- [vocalizing]
522
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:59,899
*
523
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,368
- UH...
524
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,168
- WHAT?
525
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,736
- WE CAN'T DO THIS.
526
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,805
- WE ARE DOING THIS.
527
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,806
- MATTY...
528
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,775
- IT'S YOU AND ME.
529
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,443
THAT'S KIND OF DIFFERENT.
530
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,080
GO BEYOND THE RULES
OF HIGH SCHOOL.
531
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,151
- THERE ARE STILL RULES.
532
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,687
AND ONE OF THOSE RULES:
533
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,590
DON'T MAKE OUT
WITH YOUR FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND.
534
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,895
LIKE I SAID,
535
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,997
GABBY'S A REALLY COOL GIRL.
536
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,800
- YEAH, SHE IS.
537
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,504
SO ARE YOU.
538
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:41,341
- * SOMEHOW YOU SEEM
SO ALIVE *
539
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,478
- NEXT ON AWKWARD...
540
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,179
- GOT TO RUN. SEE YA.
- OKAY.
541
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,281
- MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL HER
ABOUT THE HOOKUP.
542
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,282
- WHAT? NO.
543
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,717
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
544
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,285
- JAKE, I'M SHOOTING
MY SCHOLARSHIP VIDEO.
545
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,686
I NEED AN IMAGE CONSULTANT.
546
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,455
SO ARE WE READY?
LET'S GET THIS [bleep] ROLLING.
547
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,424
- I WAS SO GLAD TO HEAR
YOU'RE GOING ON THE TRIP TOO.
548
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,191
IT'LL BE NICE
TO HAVE A REAL FRIEND THERE.
549
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,192
- THAT'S ME.
550
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,594
ONE THING I HAVE LEARNED
551
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,396
IS THAT SECRETS HAVE A WAY
OF COMING OUT.
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