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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
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- THIS BOOK HAD
A HUGE IMPACT
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ON MY JOURNEY
AS A WRITER.
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MAYBE IT CAN DO THE SAME
FOR YOU.
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- MATTY, THIS IS
MY FRIEND BAILEY.
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- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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PROM.
- PROM.
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- I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE
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THAT YOU WERE COOL
WITH ME ASKING BAILEY.
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- SO YOU WANT
TO TAKE BAILEY TO PROM.
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- IS THAT OKAY?
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- IT'S AWESOME.
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FANTASTIC.
SHE'S FANTASTIC.
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YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
IT'S--IT'S FANTASTIC.
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SHE'S GONNA BE STOKED.
- YOU THINK SO?
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- WHY WOULDN'T SHE?
YOU'RE MATTY MCKIBBEN.
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AND I WAS
JENNA HAMILTON,
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THE IDIOT
WHO FINALLY KNEW
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SHE HAD PERMANENTLY
MESSED UP
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THE BEST RELATIONSHIP
SHE'D EVER HAVE.
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[door closes]
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- [laughs]
WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HOW DID HE ASK?
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- HE'S TAKING SOMEONE ELSE.
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- OH.
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SWEETIE.
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- CAN I JUST BE ALONE?
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- OF COURSE.
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[sighs]
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- I WAS A FOOL TO THINK
ALL THE BAD
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I HAD PUT
INTO THE UNIVERSE
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COULD SO EASILY
BE FORGOTTEN.
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MATTY'S REBOUND
WITH DEVON
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HAD PAVED THE WAY
FOR THE REAL DEAL.
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AND THE REAL DEAL WAS
NOT GOING TO BE ME.
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IT WAS GOING
TO BE BAILEY.
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[soft music]
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*
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- I NAIVELY THOUGHT
I WAS FINALLY BACK
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ON SOLID GROUND,
BUT THE SAD TRUTH
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REVEALED THAT MY FOUNDATION
WAS TOO WEAK
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TO HANDLE
A SIMPLE REJECTION.
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I WAS
FALLING APART, UNRAVELING,
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AND THERE WAS NOTHING
I COULD DO TO STOP IT.
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I HAD TO MAKE
A VIRTUAL ESCAPE.
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AT THE HEIGHT OF MY DESPAIR
OVER A BOY,
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I HAD STRANGELY FOUND SOLACE
IN THE ARMS OF A MAN--
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RUSSELL JONATHAN.
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HIS TALE
OF SELF-DESTRUCTION
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FOLLOWED BY EVENTUAL
SELF-REDEMPTION
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WAS LIKE FOOD
FOR MY SOUL.
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IT WAS AS IF HE WAS SPEAKING
DIRECTLY TO ME ABOUT ME,
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AND ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS CRAWL BACK
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INTO THE COMFORT
OF HIS WORDS.
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SO I DID,
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BECAUSE THE BOOK HAD BECOME
MY NEW OBSESSION...
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AND DISTRACTION.
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I WAS READING IT OVER,
AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN,
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USING IT
AS MY EXCUSE
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TO EXCUSE MYSELF
FROM LIFE.
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IT HAD BECOME
MY SECURITY BLANKET,
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AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
THE SAFETY OF ITS PAGES.
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- EARTH TO JENNA.
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YOU THERE?
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- HEY, I WAS READING THAT.
- UH, WE KNOW.
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BUT WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
BE DONE?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S FIND OUT.
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- HOW ABOUT ENGAGING IN LIFE
FOR A MINUTE?
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CONVERSE WITH YOUR PARENTS,
CALL YOUR FRIENDS,
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OR HELL, AT LEAST READ
ANOTHER BOOK
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BY THE SAME GUY.
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- OH, MY GOD.
GENIUS.
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THAT THOUGHT
HADN'T EVEN CROSSED MY MIND.
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- NO GOOD DEED
GOES UNPUNISHED.
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- THE IDEA
THAT MY NEW LOVE AFFAIR
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WITH RUSSELL JONATHAN
COULD CONTINUE
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TO GROW AND EVOLVE
WAS BEYOND COMPREHENSION.
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NOT ONLY WAS
I ON A QUEST
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TO FIND OUT MORE
ABOUT HIS WORK,
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I SUDDENLY NEEDED TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT THE MAN,
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THE MAN WHO WAS CHANGING MY LIFE
WORD BY WORD,
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THE MAN WHO JUST TOTALLY
AND COMPLETELY
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SPOKE TO MY HEART,
THE MAN WHO WAS MAYBE
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MY SOUL MATE
AND WHO WAS--
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MR. HART?
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I HAD BEEN ROCKED.
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THE WORLD AS I KNEW IT
WAS SUDDENLY
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VERY UNSETTLED
AND CONFUSED.
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MATTY WAS TAKING BAILEY
TO PROM,
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AND I WAS POSSIBLY
HAVING FEELINGS
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FOR MY NEWFOUND
LITERARY HERO,
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RUSSELL JONATHAN,
AKA MR. HART.
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COULD IT BE
THAT HART'S DISGUSTING
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AND DISGRUNTLED DEMEANOR
WAS JUST A FACADE
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HIDING A UNIQUELY
BEAUTIFUL MAN?
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OR WAS HE JUST THE MOST
BRILLIANT WRITER
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I HAD EVER READ?
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EITHER WAY,
I FELT BAMBOOZLED.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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YOU LUCKY
REMAINING HALF-WITS,
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WE'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING
TODAY CALLED A "CALLBACK."
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IT'S YOUR LAST ASSIGNMENT
OF THE YEAR.
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?
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ANYONE?
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OKAY, LET ME GIVE YOU
A CLUE.
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WHAT DID I ASK YOU
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS?
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PEEP SHOW.
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- YOU ASKED US
TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION
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TO TORTURE US.
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- YES.
YES, I DID.
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AND HAVE
YOU BEEN TORTURED?
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- I'VE BEEN STANDING
IN THE HALL
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EVERY DAY
FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS.
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- YOU SEE?
I WAS TRUE TO MY WORD.
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AND MY ONLY HOPE
IS THAT ONE DAY,
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YOU'LL ALL REMEMBER
TO BE TRUE TO YOURS.
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BUT THAT WASN'T
THE QUESTION.
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ANYONE ELSE?
- YOU ASKED IF WE WERE MORONS.
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- I DID, AND YOU ARE,
BUT THAT'S NOT IT.
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- WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU ASKED
IF WE WERE INBRED?
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- NO, THAT WAS JUST
FOR YOU.
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SERIOUSLY, GUYS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
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MR. JENNINGS,
NO INSIGHTFUL RETORT?
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- NO.
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- I HAVE IT.
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YOU ASKED WHO WE WANT
TO BE.
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- AND BINGO WAS
HIS NAME-O.
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VERY GOOD, SO NOW,
IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF YOU
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TO REFLECT
ON THE PAST YEAR
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AND WRITE ME
AN OPUS
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ABOUT WHO YOU WANT
TO BE.
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- [sighs]
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- DUE TOMORROW.
[bell rings]
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TOMORROW.
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HEY, UH, HAMILTON.
NOT SO FAST.
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WHAT WAS
THAT SIGH ABOUT?
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- I-I DIDN'T SIGH.
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- OH, YOU DID.
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- OKAY, FINE.
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I SIGHED BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHO I WANT TO BE,
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LET ALONE
WHO I AM.
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BUT I DO KNOW
WHO YOU ARE, RUSS.
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I HAD STOKED
THE FIRE
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AND LET MR. HART KNOW
WHAT I KNEW.
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BUT WHAT I STILL
DIDN'T KNOW WAS
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IF I WAS INFATUATED
WITH HIM.
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I AM STRUGGLING WITH
SOME STRANGE ROMANTIC FEELINGS.
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- MM.
UNREQUITED LOVE.
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- I DON'T KNOW
IF I WOULD CALL IT "LOVE."
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THE FEELINGS ARE
POTENTIALLY IRRATIONAL
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AND REACTIONARY
TOWARDS FEELING LONELY,
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NOT TO MENTION
THE AGE DIFFERENCE
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IS TOTALLY SKETCH.
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- I'M PRETTY SURE
I KNOW
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WHO YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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IT'S NOT THAT BIG
OF AN AGE DIFFERENCE.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S MASSIVE.
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- WELL, I GUESS
IF WE'RE COUNTING IN CAT YEARS.
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- DID I MENTION THAT A UNION
WOULD BE ILLEGAL?
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AND GROSS?
- IN WHAT STATE?
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MAYBE DELAWARE.
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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IT'S NOT LIKE
I ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM
OR ANYTHING.
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INSPIRED, SURE.
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BUT IS IT POSSIBLE
TO LOVE SOMEONE
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WHO ENJOYS
HUMILIATING YOU?
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- I'M NOT SO SURE
HE ENJOYS IT,
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AND REMEMBER
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.
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- WHAT?
I-I'VE NEVER HUMILIATED HIM.
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- WE COULD DEBATE THE DETAILS
ALL DAY,
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BUT THE TRUTH IS
YOU SEEM REALLY PAINED
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BY THIS WHOLE SITUATION,
AND FRANKLY, I GET IT,
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WITH EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT IT
AND ALL.
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- EH--EVERYONE KNOWS?
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I HAVEN'T TOLD
A SOUL.
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- WELL, YOUR MOM TOLD ME.
- MY MOM KNOWS?
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- YEAH, AND THEN
I TOLD SOME KIDS
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WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
BLABBER OF THE MOUTH.
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BUT COME ON,
DID YOU REALLY THINK
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HE WAS GONNA ASK YOU
TO PROM
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AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED?
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- WHY WOULD MR. HART
ASK ME TO PROM?
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- MR. HART?
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UGH.
NO.
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I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THAT OLD PERV.
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HE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED
AT THE PROM.
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IT'S TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE.
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- UH, THEN WHO ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- MATTY.
I HEARD HE DISSED YOU.
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- EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT THAT?
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- PSH.
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NO.
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NOT EVERYONE.
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MARY AT THE FRONT DESK
DIDN'T KNOW
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UNTIL I TOLD HER.
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DO YOU WANT
MY ADVICE?
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REINVENT YOURSELF
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BEFORE YOU'RE THE BUTT
OF EVERYONE'S JOKE.
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- SEEMED LIKE VAL HAD GONE BACK
TO THE CRACK PIPE.
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THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS THE BUTT
OF EVERYONE'S JOKE.
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NO ONE CARED WHAT HAPPENED
WITH ME AND MATTY.
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- FINALLY, JENNA GOT
A WAKE-UP CALL.
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SHE'S NOT ALL THAT.
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- MATTY DEFINITELY
TRADED UP.
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BAILEY PARKER'S THE NEW
AND IMPROVED VERSION OF JENNA.
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- YEAH, WHAT DID
JENNA EXPECT
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AFTER BEING SO SELFISH
AND INSENSITIVE?
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KARMA'S A BITCH.
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- KARMA HAD BEEN A BITCH,
AND SO HAD I,
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WHICH MEANT THERE WAS NO ROOM
FOR A PITY COMMITTEE.
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- I DESERVED THE BUM RAP
AND THE PAIN
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THAT CAME ALONG
WITH IT.
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[knocks at door]
- JENNA?
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- YEAH?
- WHY ARE YOU HOLING UP IN HERE?
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- JUST FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE
IN THE TOILETS
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SINCE I FEEL
LIKE [bleep].
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- THE RUMOR'S
NOT THAT BAD.
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I MEAN,
NO ONE REALLY CARES.
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[toilet flushes]
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- OMG, THEY DO.
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EVERYONE'S BEEN ROOTING
FOR JENNA TO F.O.H.F.
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- F.O.H.F?
- FALL ON HER FACE.
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- EH, GOOD TRY,
BUT NO.
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- DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
SHE IS OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH.
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- NO, I'M OUT OF TOUCH.
- IT'S MY FAULT.
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I HAD THE WRONG INTEL
ON THE PROM ASK.
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WHEN JAKE SAID MATTY WAS
ABOUT TO ASK SOMEONE,
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I JUST ASSUMED
IT WAS YOU.
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I'M THE ONE
WHO GOT YOUR HOPES UP.
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00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,876
- NOT IF I WAS ALREADY LIVING
IN LA-LA LAND.
231
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,678
I'VE BEEN IN DENIAL.
232
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,979
- PLEASE COME OUT.
233
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,749
I PROMISE NO ONE WILL MENTION
PROM AT OUR LUNCH TABLE.
234
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,885
- PROM, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT IT.
235
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,954
- SORRY, FORGOT
TO GIVE HER THE MEMO.
236
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,856
- IT'S OKAY.
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
237
00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,191
- SEX, IT'S AS IF
IT'S IN THE FINE PRINT
238
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,492
OF EVERY PROM TICKET,
239
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,394
BUT I'M NOT READY.
240
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,764
- EASY, USE A SEXCUSE.
- SEXCUSE?
241
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,531
- SEX EXCUSE.
- FOR EXAMPLE?
242
00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,700
- YOU'RE TIRED.
- SWEATY.
243
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,001
- HAIRY.
- WHICH MEANS SCARY.
244
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,002
- OR JUST GO
WITH THE IRREFUTABLE.
245
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,003
- SOMETHING COMMONLY PRACTICED
246
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,137
FROM THE BEGINNING
OF TIME.
247
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,840
- WHICH IS?
both: YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD.
248
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,543
- OH, MAN.
SUCKS TO BE YOU.
249
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,413
SO ANYWAY, JENNA,
ARE YOU COMING WITH US?
250
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,748
- ALONE?
- SURE.
251
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,084
WE TOOK TAMARA FOR THE FORMAL
LAST YEAR.
252
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,752
WHY CAN'T WE TAKE YOU
THIS YEAR?
253
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,753
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
254
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:20,821
- AND REALLY NICE,
255
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,489
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE
IN THE WAY
256
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,692
OR MAKE THINGS UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH MATTY AND BAILEY.
257
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:27,861
- YOU WON'T.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING.
258
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,097
I THINK HE CHANGED
HIS MIND.
259
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,932
- AND I HAD CHANGED
MY ATTITUDE.
260
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,868
HOPE WAS ALIVE, AND WELL,
AND STILL ON THE PREMISES.
261
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,239
[bell rings]
262
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,374
- WITH MATTY PLUS NONE
FOR THE DANCE,
263
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,077
I HAD TO FIND A WAY
TO BECOME HIS PLUS ONE.
264
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,680
BUT I NEEDED MORE INTEL
ON HIS STATE OF MIND,
265
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,617
AND TO GET IT,
I NEEDED REINFORCEMENTS.
266
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,119
- THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED.
267
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,854
- IT'S NOT COMPLICATED
268
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,123
BECAUSE THE ONLY GUY FOR ME
IS JC,
269
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,557
AND I ONLY SEE HIM
AT CHURCH.
270
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,126
AND THERE'S NO WAY
HE'S GOING TO PROM,
271
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,729
SO YOU, AUSTIN, AND I
SHOULD ALL GO TOGETHER.
272
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:02,730
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO,
273
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,097
BE A THREE-WAY FREAK SHOW
274
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,734
WHERE YOU HOLD MY HIPS
AS I SLOW DANCE WITH AUSTIN?
275
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,168
- [gasps]
OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
276
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,203
[giggles]
- NO, IT DOESN'T.
277
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,072
YOU'RE GIVING ME ANXIETY
WHICH I DON'T NEED
278
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,073
BECAUSE I'VE GAINED
THREE POUNDS,
279
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,141
AND I PROMISED AUSTIN
280
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,043
I WOULDN'T
SCARF AND BARF ANYMORE.
281
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,178
- HE KNOWS?
- YES, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
282
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,413
HIS LACK OF A SOCIAL FILTER
ALSO COMES
283
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,815
WITH A LACK OF JUDGMENT.
284
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,183
HE JUST LIKES ME
FOR ME.
285
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,118
AND NOW, I'VE MOVED
INTO A SPHERE
286
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,219
BEYOND LIKE FOR HIM.
287
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:30,758
LISS, I THINK
I'M IN LOVE.
288
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,125
- NO.
- YES.
289
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,294
- NO, REALLY,
NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
290
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,529
- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU.
291
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,866
AND YOU ARE NOT A LOVER.
- YES, I AM.
292
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,567
- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- STOP SAYING THAT.
293
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,536
- YOU STOP SAYING IT.
- I LOVE AUSTIN.
294
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,273
AND I AM FREAKING OUT.
I EVEN HAVE BUTTERFLIES.
295
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,275
AND I HATE BUTTERFLIES.
296
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,143
AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE I'M
HAVING THIS SOFT SIDE MOMENT,
297
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,879
I SWEAR
I WILL CUT YOU.
298
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,814
- [sighs]
YOU'RE BACK.
299
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,017
THANK GOODNESS.
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY.
300
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,321
- AH.
WHAT'S WITH THE SNEAK ATTACK?
301
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,023
- OH, NO ONE'S SNEAKING.
- OR ATTACKING.
302
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,158
BUT WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.
- OKAY.
303
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,360
- WE SUSPECT YOU'VE WITHHELD
SOME PERTINENT INFORMATION
304
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,561
ABOUT MATTY
AND BAILEY.
305
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,630
- BABE, I JUST FOUND OUT
EARLIER IN THE DAY,
306
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,299
SO NOW YOU KNOW
ALL THAT I KNOW.
307
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,533
SO YOU DON'T NEED
TO WIG OUT.
308
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,568
- WE'RE NOT WIGGING,
BUT RATHER WONDERING
309
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,537
IF MATTY'S REASON
FOR CHANGING HIS MIND
310
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,539
HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
311
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,442
- I.E. JENNA.
- I DON'T KNOW.
312
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,676
- YOU KNOW.
- NO, I DON'T.
313
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,678
- THEN, I DO.
JENNA, IT'S CLEAR.
314
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,848
MATTY NEVER WANTED
TO ASK BAILEY.
315
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,182
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SUSS OUT
HOW YOU FELT
316
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,517
AND SEE
IF YOU STILL CARED.
317
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,986
HE WAS COMPLETELY ANGLING
TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU.
318
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,387
HE WAS WAITING FOR YOU
TO CONTEST
319
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,823
SO HE COULD
SPRING THE ASK ON YOU.
320
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,424
BUT YOU DIDN'T CONTEST,
SO HE DIDN'T ASK.
321
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,425
FOLLOWING?
- YEAH.
322
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,893
- NO.
323
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,395
- IT'S GIRL WORLD, BABE.
JUST TUNE OUT UNTIL I'M DONE.
324
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,730
SO THE WHOLE THING
WAS A RUSE.
325
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,232
HE'S WAITING FOR YOU
TO SAY SOMETHING.
326
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,233
AND NOW'S YOUR SHOT.
327
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,168
SAY SOMETHING
AND GET THAT ASK.
328
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,269
- YOU THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
329
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,104
- NO.
- YES.
330
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,106
- IN BOY WORLD,
WE DON'T THINK THAT HARD.
331
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,842
- YEAH, YOU DO.
- [scoffs]
332
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,443
- MATTY IS THE QUIET,
CONTEMPLATIVE TYPE,
333
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,911
AND I FEEL
EXTREMELY CONFIDENT
334
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,479
HE'S WAITING FOR AN OPENING
TO ASK YOU
335
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,281
AND JUST YOU,
SO GO.
336
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,252
GET THAT ASK.
337
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,253
WHAT?
338
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,454
- WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
TO STEAMROLL ME?
339
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,256
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
I'M SORRY.
340
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,723
- YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING.
341
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,660
- NO, I DON'T.
- YEAH, YOU DO.
342
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,462
- TRY ME.
343
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,064
- FINE.
344
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:20,200
I'M GONNA WEAR
A COLORED TUX TO PROM.
345
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,904
- [sighs]
GREAT.
346
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,438
WHAT COLOR?
347
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,941
- IT'S A SURPRISE.
348
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,210
- CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
- AH.
349
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,711
- MM-HMM.
350
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,481
- IF TAMARA'S REASONING
WAS CORRECT,
351
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,950
MATTY WAS WAITING
FOR AN OPENING FROM ME,
352
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,719
WHICH MEANT I HAD TO DO MY BEST
TO GIVE HIM ONE
353
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,155
AND BE AS SUBTLE
AS POSSIBLE ABOUT IT.
354
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,324
MATTY.
HEY.
355
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,127
I NEED A DATE TO PROM.
ANY IDEAS?
356
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,329
SO SUBTLETY WASN'T
MY STRONG SUIT.
357
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,899
- I WILL HAVE
TO THINK IT OVER.
358
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,566
- HE WAS PLAYING
HARD TO GET.
359
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,368
OKAY, WELL,
HOW ABOUT THINKING
360
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,070
ABOUT SOMEONE YOU'D WANNA SHARE
A LIMO WITH
361
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,605
SO WE CAN
RIDE TOGETHER?
362
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,441
- I'M NOT GOING.
- OH, NO.
363
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,443
WHY?
DON'T YOU WANT TO GO?
364
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:07,114
- I DID,
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
365
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,781
- HOW COME?
366
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,717
- BAILEY SAID "NO."
367
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:14,087
AND HONESTLY, THERE'S
NO ONE ELSE I WANNA ASK.
368
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,723
BUT I WILL PUT
MY THINKING CAP ON FOR YOU,
369
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,993
AND WE'LL FIND YOU
A DATE.
370
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,797
- SO THERE WOULD BE
NO DATE,
371
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,599
NO DANCE,
372
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,236
JUST DEVASTATION.
373
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,406
- I HAD TO WRITE
MY LAST PAPER,
374
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,943
BUT ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS HOLE UP AND HIDE.
375
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,844
I COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT
WHO I WANTED TO BE
376
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,747
WHEN I FELT SO FAR AWAY
FROM WHO I WAS,
377
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,249
WHO I USED TO BE.
378
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,284
THAT GIRL WHO USED
TO BE SELFLESS
379
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,786
HAD BECOME SELFISH,
AND IN TURN
380
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,156
WAS ALL ALONE
WITHOUT A PROM DATE,
381
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:53,193
A PERFECT BOYFRIEND,
OR A GREAT NEW FRIEND,
382
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,028
A FRIEND
THAT I HAD OVERTLY AVOIDED
383
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,663
AND IGNORED
FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS,
384
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:01,601
ASSUMING SHE WAS
MATTY'S NEW GIRL.
385
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,237
I SUDDENLY HAD
TWO ASSIGNMENTS--
386
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,705
TO SAY SOMETHING
ON THE PAGE
387
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,574
AND TO BAILEY
IN PERSON.
388
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,609
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
OR WHERE TO BEGIN,
389
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,411
AND I WAS GETTING SICK
OF WHINING ABOUT IT.
390
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,481
SO I WAS LEFT WITH ONLY
ONE LAST RESORT--
391
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,083
PROCRASTINATION.
392
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,885
- STOP MAKING EXCUSES.
- ABOUT WHAT?
393
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,487
- ABOUT WHAT YOU WANNA DO
AFTER THE PROM.
394
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,389
I SENSE YOU'RE NERVOUS,
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
395
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,992
- I'M NOT NERVOUS.
- YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME.
396
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,226
LISTEN, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
397
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,727
AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE COMFORTABLE.
398
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,996
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
399
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,830
AND THE NIGHT COMES
WITH A LOT OF PRESSURE,
400
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,532
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO ANYTHING
401
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,900
THAT COMPROMISES
WHO YOU ARE.
402
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,303
- REALLY?
BECAUSE I WAS GETTING WORRIED.
403
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,604
- DON'T BE.
- [giggles]
404
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,473
- I'M TOTALLY COOL
WITH YOU WEARING A PANTSUIT.
405
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,043
- OH, GO--OD.
406
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,212
- YEAH, YOU TOTALLY DON'T NEED
TO SWEAT IT.
407
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,779
I'M MAN ENOUGH
TO FEEL LIKE A MAN
408
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,315
NEXT TO MY WOMAN
IN PANTS.
409
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,317
- OKAY.
410
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,019
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A GREAT TIME,
411
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:56,489
ESPECIALLY ONCE WE GET BACK
TO OUR HOTEL ROOM.
412
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,825
- BAILEY.
413
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,894
HEY.
both: I'M SORRY.
414
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,596
- WHY ARE YOU SORRY?
415
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,732
- I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER
TALK TO ME AGAIN.
416
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,034
AFTER I HEARD
ALL THOSE RUMORS
417
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,237
ABOUT YOU, AND MATTY,
AND ME,
418
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,140
I WAS DEVASTATED.
419
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,341
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW
420
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,477
THAT AFTER MATTY ASKED ME
TO THE PROM,
421
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,812
I CALLED YOU
TO MAKE SURE
422
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,850
YOU HEARD IT
FROM ME FIRST.
423
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,957
- I ALREADY KNEW.
- YOU KNEW?
424
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,493
- MATTY TOLD ME, AND I JUST
ASSUMED YOU SAID "YES,"
425
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,962
WHICH IS WHY
I AVOIDED YOUR CALLS.
426
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,464
I WAS A LAME FRIEND
FOR NOT GIVING YOU
427
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,465
THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT.
428
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,467
- NO, I WAS
THE LAME FRIEND
429
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,102
WHO APPARENTLY GAVE
THE WRONG SIGNAL
430
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,303
TO YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.
431
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,937
BUT I SAID "NO"
RIGHT AWAY.
432
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,340
THERE WAS NEVER EVEN A MOMENT
WHERE I OFFERED TO GO.
433
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,643
- SO YOU DON'T LIKE MATTY?
- I DO.
434
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,813
HE'S A GREAT GUY, BUT...
435
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:54,814
[sniffles]
436
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,950
JENNA, YOU ARE
MY ONLY FRIEND.
437
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,820
AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER
DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU.
438
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,457
- SO YOU TURNED HIM DOWN
TO NOT HURT ME?
439
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,725
- OF COURSE.
440
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,994
- I HAD BEEN
IN MY OWN PERSONAL HELL
441
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,163
FOR SO LONG
THAT I HAD STOPPED BELIEVING
442
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,698
IN RANDOM ACTS
OF KINDNESS.
443
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,666
AND THERE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
444
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,368
WAS THE GREATEST ACT
OF KINDNESS
445
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,637
I HAD SEEN
IN A LONG TIME.
446
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,840
AND THUS, I WAS INSPIRED
TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
447
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,775
- DO ME A SOLID.
- SURE.
448
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,945
- DRY YOUR EYES
AND STAY HERE.
449
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,614
EH--MM, HM.
450
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,649
THREE PEOPLE
DIDN'T HAVE TO FORGO THE PROM
451
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:34,487
IF ONE PERSON
COULD JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY.
452
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,523
SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
453
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,392
BAILEY SAID "NO"
TO AVOID HURTING ME.
454
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,827
WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
455
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,463
IS THAT YOU ASKED MY PERMISSION,
AND I WAS COOL WITH IT
456
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,497
BECAUSE I AM COOL.
457
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,799
I REALLY WANT YOU GUYS
TO GO TOGETHER.
458
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:51,938
BAILEY,
WILL YOU GO WITH MATTY?
459
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,173
- THIS IS WEIRD.
- AGREED.
460
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,142
- AGAIN, MY FAULT.
I'M MAKING IT WEIRD.
461
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,378
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
IF YOU GUYS JUST GO TOGETHER.
462
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,412
both: I DON'T KNOW.
463
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,214
- I CAN EASILY
MAKE THIS WEIRD ALL DAY,
464
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:05,152
OR YOU CAN END THE PAIN
AND JUST GO TO PROM TOGETHER.
465
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,392
- I'M IN
IF YOU'RE IN.
466
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:16,229
- I'M COOL WITH IT.
I SWEAR.
467
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,598
- SHE'S IN.
468
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,300
- I'M IN.
469
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,470
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
470
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,473
BOTH OF YOU.
471
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:30,177
NOW, GO.
YOU GUYS HAVE PLANS TO MAKE.
472
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:38,918
[slow clapping]
473
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,187
- BRAVO.
474
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,622
THAT WAS ONE
STELLAR PERFORMANCE.
475
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,823
AND I'VE GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU,
476
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,460
YOU PULLED IT OFF
WITH COMPLETE SINCERITY.
477
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,496
- I WAS SINCERE.
478
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,899
- DON'T EVEN TRY TO BULL[bleep]
A BULL[bleep]ER.
479
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,001
- GO AHEAD.
SLAUGHTER ME.
480
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,470
- I DON'T NEED TO.
YOU JUST SLAUGHTERED YOURSELF.
481
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,208
AND IT WAS EXCRUCIATING...
482
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,075
LY AWESOME TO WATCH,
483
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,877
WHICH IS WHY I BET
HART'S LAST ASSIGNMENT
484
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,679
WAS EASY FOR YOU
TO WRITE.
485
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,080
IT APPEARS
WHO YOU WANNA BE
486
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,751
IS ALREADY
WHO YOU ARE--PATHETIC.
487
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,987
YOU'RE WELCOME.
488
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,223
- HA.
489
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,658
THAT PAPER WASN'T EASY
TO WRITE.
490
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,294
BECAUSE THERE WAS
NO PAPER.
491
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:25,632
[bell rings]
492
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,766
- OKAY, TIME'S UP.
493
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:31,438
TURN IN THOSE DISASTROUS
DIATRIBES, PLEASE.
494
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,277
- THANKS FOR THE ASSIGNMENT.
[sighs]
495
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,778
I FEEL LIKE I GOT OUT
SOME DEMONS.
496
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,914
- SOMEHOW, I FIND THAT HARD
TO BELIEVE.
497
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,984
- SO SHE SPEAKS.
- I DO.
498
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,288
- HAVE YOU FINALLY GOTTEN PAST
YOUR HATRED OF ME?
499
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,856
- I DON'T
HATE YOU, COLLIN.
500
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,691
AND BELIEVE ME,
I'VE TRIED.
501
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,660
BUT THE TRUTH IS
502
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,464
I CAN'T HATE SOMEONE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT.
503
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,581
- WELL, THAT WAS
RATHER DRAMATIC.
504
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,416
- SORRY.
IT WAS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.
505
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,286
IT WAS GARBAGE, PHONED IN,
AND WRITTEN LAST-MINUTE.
506
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,920
- I HAVE EYES,
I SAW YOU SCRIBBLE THAT THING
507
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,722
LIKE IT WAS THE GRAND PRIX
OF WRITING OVER THE LAST HOUR.
508
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,792
- JUST GIVE ME A ZERO.
- NO.
509
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,627
- I CAN'T WRITE THE ASSIGNMENT.
- THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
510
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,128
- WELL, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.
511
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,833
- MS. HAMILTON, SOMETIMES,
YOU DON'T GET TO CALL THE SHOTS.
512
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,268
- I AM NOT A BRILLIANT WRITER
LIKE YOU.
513
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,970
I CAN'T JUST WRITE POETRY
IN A VACUUM.
514
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,472
- I NEVER SAID
I WANTED POETRY IN A VACUUM.
515
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,873
I MERELY ASKED YOU
TO ANSWER
516
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,109
A SIMPLE QUESTION
THAT I KNOW YOU CAN.
517
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,545
- I CAN'T
518
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:49,015
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHO I WANT TO BE.
519
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,818
I RUINED MY LIFE,
ALIENATED THE PEOPLE IN IT,
520
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,488
AND NOW I AM...
521
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,558
- LOST?
522
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,363
- LET ME TELL YOU
A STORY.
523
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,631
SO THERE WAS
THIS GUY.
524
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,333
HE WAS MAYBE A FEW YEARS OLDER
THAN YOU.
525
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,834
HE THOUGHT
HE WAS A TOUGH GUY.
526
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,835
THOUGHT HE KNEW IT ALL.
527
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,770
SO HE SAT DOWN
AND WROTE A STORY,
528
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,938
A KILLER STORY,
529
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,906
AND THE WHOLE
LITERARY WORLD AGREED--
530
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,207
THIS GUY
KNEW IT ALL.
531
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,578
THEY EVEN CALLED HIM
THE NEW SALINGER.
532
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,880
SO HE BOUGHT
THE BS.
533
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,616
AND THEN, HE STARTED TO PISS OFF
EVERYBODY THAT HE CARED ABOUT.
534
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,184
HE WAS THE WRITER
OF HIS OWN RUIN
535
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,019
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT
HE COULD DO NO WRONG
536
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,055
UNTIL HE WROTE
HIS SECOND NOVEL.
537
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:32,825
AND THEN,
HE WAS TORN APART,
538
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,429
LAMBASTED AS
A ONE-HIT WONDER.
539
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,564
[laughs]
540
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,432
SOME CRITICS EVEN QUESTIONED
IF THE SAME GUY
541
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,435
WROTE BOTH BOOKS.
542
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,471
SO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE DID?
543
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,374
- WHAT?
- HE QUIT.
544
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,377
HE GAVE UP
545
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:53,245
BECAUSE DESPITE
KNOWING IT ALL,
546
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,447
HE WASN'T
A TOUGH GUY.
547
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,448
HE EVEN CHANGED
HIS NAME
548
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,917
AFTER HE LET THE CRITICS
DESTROY HIM.
549
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:01,521
AND THE DAY HE DECIDED
TO TAKE HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS,
550
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:05,224
HE DID THE BEST THING
HE COULD.
551
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,994
- BECAME A TEACHER.
- YES.
552
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,129
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TEACH KIDS
WITH TALENT
553
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,399
HOW TO FACE CRITICISM
554
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,702
AND DISCOVER THAT SUCCESS
ISN'T ABOUT WINNING.
555
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,437
IT'S ABOUT STAYING
IN THE GAME,
556
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,105
NOT QUITTING,
557
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:22,241
OR LETTING SOMEONE
MAKE YOU QUIT.
558
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,246
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
559
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:30,417
- SO YOU'RE NOT A [bleep]?
- NO, I'M A [bleep].
560
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,252
BUT I'M A [bleep] WHO HAS
A METHOD TO HIS MADNESS.
561
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,187
AND I WANT YOU TO REALIZE
THAT ALL THE HARDSHIP
562
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,823
AND ALL THE CRITICISM
THAT YOU FACE
563
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:40,226
IS MAKING YOU
A BETTER WRITER
564
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,694
AND A BETTER PERSON.
565
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,029
SO DON'T QUIT NOW
BEFORE YOU LEARN
566
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,330
THAT NO MATTER
WHAT YOU DO
567
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:47,266
OR WHERE YOU GO,
568
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,635
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOURSELF.
569
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:52,171
- TURNS OUT I WAS FEELING
SOMETHING FOR MR. HART.
570
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,206
BUT IT WASN'T LOVE.
571
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,341
IT WAS RESPECT.
572
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:59,879
- NOW TAKE THE WEEKEND,
BUT TURN THAT PAPER IN.
573
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,284
- DAMN, TUXES ARE
A PRETTY PENNY.
574
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,653
- [sighs]
HOW 'BOUT RENTING TWO?
575
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,120
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GUY
WOULDN'T LET ME
576
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,723
EXCHANGE THE BLACK ONE
FOR MY TAMARA SURPRISE.
577
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:11,958
- WELL, NOW, YOU CAN MAKE
THE MID-PROM WARDROBE CHANGE
578
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:12,959
YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF.
579
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:17,564
- A-HA, HA.
OH, HOW YOU KNOW ME.
580
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,898
- YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE
IS WORTH IT?
581
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,300
- IT'S NOT A JOKE.
IT'S A LESSON.
582
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,470
TAMARA NEEDS TO LEARN THAT
SHE CAN'T CONTROL EVERYTHING.
583
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,904
- STARTING WITH YOU
IN A CLOWN SUIT.
584
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:29,208
- DAMN STRAIGHT.
585
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,143
- SO BAILEY.
586
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,144
IS THIS JUST
A DATE?
587
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,081
OR IS
SHE GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL?
588
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,783
- MM.
589
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,317
TOO EARLY TO TELL.
590
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,186
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY COOL ABOUT HER.
591
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,921
SHE'S JUST LESS INSECURE
THAN OTHER GIRLS, YOU KNOW?
592
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,791
AND FOR WHATEVER REASON,
MAKES ME NERVOUS.
593
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,058
- [laughs]
594
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,528
SO YOU'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF PIT SNIFFING?
595
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,530
- MAYBE.
[both laugh]
596
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,931
SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL
I'VE HUNG OUT WITH
597
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,768
WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME
MISS JENNA.
598
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,136
[bleep]
- WHAT?
599
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,605
- JENNA ASKED ME
TO HELP HER GET A DATE,
600
00:23:58,605 --> 00:23:59,772
AND I TOTALLY SPACED.
601
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,140
- NAH, DON'T SWEAT IT.
IT WAS A PLOY.
602
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,675
JENNA WAS TRYING TO GET YOU
TO ASK HER.
603
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:06,078
SHE WANTED TO GO
WITH YOU.
604
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,780
- IT WAS
A LAST-DITCH EFFORT.
605
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,015
WE JUST FIGURED
IF WE GOT YOU A TICKET,
606
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,683
YOU'D COME
WITH US TONIGHT.
607
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,552
- AND WEAR WHAT?
A DRESS CUT IN HALF?
608
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,521
- OR SOMETHING
IN YOUR MOM'S CLOSET.
609
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,856
- NOTHING IN MY MOM'S CLOSET
IS APPROPRIATE.
610
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,258
BESIDES, I HAVE TO FINISH
MY PAPER THIS WEEKEND,
611
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,560
AND I HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
612
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,428
- YOU CAN DO THAT TOMORROW,
BUT TONIGHT,
613
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:23,830
YOU ARE GONNA BORROW
THE PERFECT DRESS
614
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,231
THAT I CAN'T WEAR
AND ISN'T RETURNABLE,
615
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,666
'CAUSE I HAD TO BUY
A BLACK SACK,
616
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,167
'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT COLOR JAKE IS WEARING
617
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,736
AND I DON'T
WANNA CLASH.
618
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,104
ALTHOUGH I GUESS BLACK
IS APPROPRIATE,
619
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,573
SEEING AS I'M ALREADY
MOURNING THE LOSS
620
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,974
OF MY MAGIC NIGHT.
621
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,677
- DON'T SAY "MAGIC NIGHT."
IT'S A CLICHE.
622
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,812
I MEAN, EXPLAIN TO ME
WHY SEX IS CONSIDERED MAGIC.
623
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,548
AND WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE
TO HAVE IT AFTER PROM?
624
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,315
WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY
[bleep]ING MAH-JONGG INSTEAD?
625
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,317
- EASY, GIRL.
YOU'RE AT AN 11.
626
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,786
- [sighs]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
627
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,855
I NEED TO TAKE IT BACK
TO A SIX,
628
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,223
ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE
A FOOLPROOF PLAN
629
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,359
TO AVOID
OPERATION: PANTY DROP.
630
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,426
- EXPLAIN.
631
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:55,895
- I TOLD FRED
THAT PART OF THE DEAL
632
00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:58,430
OF GOING TO PROM MEANT HAVING
DINNER WITH MY PARENTS FIRST.
633
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,967
AND ONCE THEY CONFIRM
THAT HE HAS A PENIS--
634
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,836
'CAUSE HE'S A BOY--
I'M GONNA GET AN--
635
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,871
both: EARLY CURFEW.
636
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,873
- FOOLPROOF.
637
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,809
[sighs]
638
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:19,586
- [laughs]
639
00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:22,622
EVERYTHING'S SO DELICIOUS
AND HEALTHY.
640
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:26,859
DO YOU STEAM
EVERYTHING YOU EAT?
641
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,360
- STEAM IS GOOD
FOR BODY.
642
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,064
- IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE SUCH
A LOVELY FIGURE?
643
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,401
- ARE YOU CHECKING OUT
MY MOM?
644
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:38,638
- WHAT?
NO.
645
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,707
NOT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
A LOVELY ONE.
646
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:43,442
BUT THAT WOULD
BE INAPPROPRIATE.
647
00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,746
- AND YET,
YOU DID IT.
648
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,214
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME
ABOUT FRED?
649
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,082
- OH, FINALLY.
650
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,483
- HE'S NOT A CONFORMIST.
651
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,620
HE'S AN ASIAN KID
WHO DOESN'T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT,
652
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:57,089
DOESN'T GET PARTICULARLY
GOOD GRADES,
653
00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:00,627
AND HE MIGHT WANNA GO
TO ART SCHOOL.
654
00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:02,528
- [laughs]
IT'S--IT'S--IT'S--
655
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:06,398
THAT IS IF BUSINESS SCHOOL
DOESN'T WORK OUT.
656
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,003
- I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
657
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,438
- THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
658
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:13,806
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE GETTING DEHYDRATED,
659
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,676
AND YOUR ORGANS ARE STARTING
TO SHRIVEL UP.
660
00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:19,345
- IS THAT DANGEROUS?
- ABSOLUTELY.
661
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:22,815
BUT YOUR STOMACH
WILL BE FLAT...ER.
662
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,450
ANYWAY, YOU'RE
ALMOST THERE,
663
00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,719
AND IN 20 MORE MINUTES,
YOU'LL FINALLY LOOK GOOD
664
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:27,720
IN THAT DRESS.
665
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,022
- 20 MORE MINUTES?
- SUCK IT UP.
666
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,423
BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY.
- WHORE.
667
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,925
- BITCH.
668
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,327
- I'M NERVOUS
ABOUT TONIGHT.
669
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,064
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
- [sighs]
670
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,531
[bleep].
671
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,833
IS IT TIME
FOR THE TALK?
672
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,369
- I'M SQUARED AWAY
ON THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.
673
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,437
THANK YOU.
- WELL, I'D HOPE SO.
674
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,374
BUT I WAS TALKING
ABOUT ORGASMS.
675
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,676
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO GET ONE?
676
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:52,779
- I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS
WITH YOU.
677
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,681
- I AM JUST TRYING
TO GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS
678
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,983
ON HOW TO AVOID
FIRST-TIME PAIN.
679
00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,885
ALTHOUGH, SINCE YOU'RE
OF THE BIG-BONED VARIETY,
680
00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:01,187
YOU'RE PROBABLY BIG
DOWNSTAIRS TOO.
681
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,589
- JESUS.
682
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,991
- LET ME--LET ME JUST SHOW YOU
ONE TECHNIQUE.
683
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,526
- PLEASE DON'T.
684
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:09,495
- I'M NOT GONNA TAKE OUT
MY HOO-HA.
685
00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,297
I'M JUST GONNA SHOW YOU
A LITTLE TRICK YOU CAN DO
686
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,933
EVEN WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.
687
00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,467
BUT YOU GOTTA
STRETCH FIRST.
688
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,536
YOU KNOW, WARM UP.
689
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:20,539
- STOP, NOW I WANT TO PASS OUT
AND THROW UP.
690
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:21,808
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA
PASS OUT.
691
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:25,311
SO STOP YOU'RE BITCHIN',
AND WATCH ME WORK.
692
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,512
[pants]
693
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,014
* WOW
694
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,281
- I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING GOOD.
695
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,083
I'M LIGHT-HEADED.
I'M WOOZY.
696
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,320
- SHUT IT, NO ONE PASSES OUT
IN A--
697
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,828
- NOTHING WAS COMING
TO ME.
698
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:46,498
I WAS STUCK AND SEEKING
ANY AND ALL INSPIRATION.
699
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,501
[soft music]
700
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:57,443
*
701
00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:01,113
- I HAVE A SURPRISE.
702
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:03,449
- YOU FIXED MY DRESS?
- ME? GOD NO.
703
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:05,617
BUT MY TAILOR DID,
AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
704
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:09,221
IT WASN'T ALWAYS
IN ONE PIECE.
705
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,891
YOU CAN STILL GO TO PROM
IF YOU WANT.
706
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,093
- ALONE?
- WHY NOT?
707
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:17,163
- COME ON, YOU NEVER WOULD'VE
GONE ALONE.
708
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:21,901
- NO, BUT I WASN'T NEARLY
AS BRAVE AS YOU ARE.
709
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:24,136
- I'M NOT BRAVE.
710
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:28,007
BESIDES, I REALLY NEED
TO FINISH THIS PAPER.
711
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:33,612
*
712
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:36,215
- IS THAT THE LETTER?
713
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,449
- YEAH.
714
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:41,387
- CAN I SEE IT?
715
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,228
[soft music]
716
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:57,169
*
717
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,477
- THIS FEELS LIKE
A LIFETIME AGO.
718
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:08,647
- IT WAS.
719
00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:14,821
- GOD, WHAT WAS
I THINKING?
720
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:23,462
[sighs]
721
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:30,069
CAN YOU IMAGINE
722
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:34,306
WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED
IF YOU HADN'T FORGIVEN ME?
723
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,708
IF I HAD NEVER KNOWN
724
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:40,346
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
TO HAVE THIS?
725
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,482
THIS MOMENT,
THIS GIFT
726
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,252
OF BEING SO CLOSE
TO YOU.
727
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:50,256
[sniffles]
[sighs]
728
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,959
I'M SO SORRY
I EVER WROTE IT.
729
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:57,263
- IT CAME FROM A GOOD PLACE.
- NO.
730
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,465
IT WAS CRUEL.
731
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,401
[sighs]
732
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:09,375
- DID I BECOME
THIS PERSON?
733
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,078
- OH, BABE.
734
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:15,547
- I DROPPED MY FRIENDS,
735
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,116
SECOND-GUESSED
MY INSTINCTS.
736
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:20,019
AND WORST OF ALL,
737
00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:23,155
I WAS CRUEL.
738
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:26,358
SO, SO CRUEL.
739
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:29,795
- AND YOUNG.
740
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:32,231
YOU ARE NOT THIS PERSON.
741
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:35,301
YOU REALIZED
YOUR MISTAKES,
742
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,469
YOU TOOK OWNERSHIP
OF THEM,
743
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,105
YOU MADE AMENDS.
744
00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:43,842
HONEY, WITHOUT
THE BAD DAYS,
745
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,112
WE CAN NEVER APPRECIATE
THE GOOD ONES.
746
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:49,615
AND THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD DAYS
COMING YOUR WAY.
747
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:52,851
- [sighs]
748
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,222
- JUST DO ME A FAVOR.
749
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:57,556
- WHAT?
750
00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:01,293
- FORGIVE YOURSELF
751
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:04,063
LIKE YOU FORGAVE ME.
752
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,066
[soft music]
753
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:15,007
*
754
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,713
- STOP BEING A [bleep].
755
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:25,384
*
756
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,620
- AND THAT'S WHY FRED CAN NEVER
GO TO VENTURA COUNTY AGAIN.
757
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,721
- [sighs]
758
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,058
MING, I DROPPED MY NAPKIN.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
759
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:34,460
- AND HE CAN'T EVEN PICK UP
A NAPKIN.
760
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:37,196
- I CAN.
761
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,765
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE STEPPING ON IT.
762
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:42,401
HELP ME.
763
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,370
- [groans]
764
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,804
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
765
00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:47,473
- I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
MY PARENTS GET TO KNOW YOU.
766
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:48,807
- AND HATE ME.
767
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:49,875
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
TELL THEM NEXT?
768
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:52,278
THAT I'M A CUTTER?
- ARE YOU?
769
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:55,982
- MING MING.
770
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,583
- [clears throat]
771
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,586
- SHOULDN'T YOU BE LEAVING?
772
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,254
- YES.
773
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,524
WHAT TIME
DO YOU WANT ME HOME?
774
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,395
- WHENEVER.
NO CURFEW.
775
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,797
- WHAT?
WHY?
776
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:15,467
- IT'S PROM.
777
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:20,506
- MR. HART,
ATTACHED IS MY PAPER.
778
00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,009
I TOOK YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM
TO HEART.
779
00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:24,810
I'M NOT GOING TO RUN
FROM MY CRITICS
780
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:28,247
BECAUSE I'M NOT
A [bleep].
781
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:31,250
[upbeat rock]
782
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,686
**
783
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:42,494
[upbeat music
784
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:48,867
*
785
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:54,240
[overlapping chatter]
786
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,808
- ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- NO.
787
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,144
- BUT YOU'RE EXHIBITING
THE PHYSICAL,
788
00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,945
STRESS-INDUCED HABITS
THAT ARE TYPICALLY ASSOCIATED
789
00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:01,713
WITH NERVES.
790
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,715
- LIKE WHAT?
- RESTLESS HANDS.
791
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,051
RESTLESS FEET.
TENSE FACE.
792
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:07,319
- I DON'T HAVE TENSE FACE.
- OBJECTIVELY, YOU DO.
793
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,189
- OBJECTIVELY, YOU DON'T
KNOW EVERYTHING.
794
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,323
- THAT WOULD BE
A CORRECT STATEMENT.
795
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,059
BUT IN THIS CASE,
I KNOW NERVES,
796
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:16,362
AND I KNOW YOU.
797
00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:20,466
- WELL, IF YOU KNOW ME,
THEN WHY AM I NERVOUS?
798
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:23,902
- MAY I TOUCH YOU?
799
00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:27,239
- OKAY.
800
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:33,179
- THE RHYTHMS OF YOUR HEART
ARE FAST AND FURIOUS,
801
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,613
PROVING MY FIRST ASSUMPTION
WAS CORRECT.
802
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,614
- AND WHAT ASSUMPTION
WAS THAT?
803
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:36,615
- THE ASSUMPTION
THAT YOU LOVE ME
804
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:37,783
AND YOU'RE AFRAID
TO SAY IT.
805
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,451
- NOT TRUE.
- THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.
806
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,153
IT WAS A STATEMENT.
- SO WHAT?
807
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,454
ARE YOU GONNA
LEAVE NOW?
808
00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:43,822
- NO.
- WHY NOT?
809
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:47,459
- BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU BACK.
810
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,794
- YOU DO?
811
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,162
- ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
812
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:53,799
- NO.
813
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,402
- CAN I KISS YOU NOW?
814
00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,804
- YES.
815
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:01,807
[upbeat music]
816
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:05,544
*
817
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,878
- SADIE.
818
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,747
- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
819
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:11,750
DID JC FINALLY LEAVE
THE CHURCH?
820
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,654
- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
HE DID.
821
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,822
- HEY, I'M JACK CARTER,
822
00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,225
BUT MY FRIENDS
CALL ME "JC."
823
00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,127
[upbeat music]
824
00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,962
*
825
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:25,131
- ARE YOU READY
FOR A CHERRY POP?
826
00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:26,598
- NO.
I'M NOT.
827
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,634
I WANNA GO HOME
ALONG WITH MY CHERRY
828
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:29,835
THAT YOU WANNA POP.
829
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:32,138
- CHERRY SODA.
830
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,772
IN IDAHO,
WE CALLED IT "POP."
831
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,241
- LOOK, I'M JUST NO READY
TO BUMP AND GRIND,
832
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,143
AND I'M DONE MAKING EXCUSES
BECAUSE I DON'T--
833
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:38,610
- HUSH.
834
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,879
[sighs]
WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX.
835
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:43,615
- BUT IT'S PROM,
AND YOU HAVE A HOTEL ROOM.
836
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:46,152
- WHICH I GOT
SO WE CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT
837
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,587
AND WATCH PAY-PER-VIEW.
838
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,689
- THAT'S IT?
839
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:55,161
- HOPEFULLY, WE CAN MAKE OUT
A LITTLE,
840
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:59,030
OR A LOT.
841
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,732
- I CAN HANDLE THAT.
842
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:03,169
- [sighs]
843
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,836
- BABE, YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP
THE ANIMAL
844
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,071
TO A MINIMUM
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
845
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:07,072
I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
846
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,675
- WELL, NOT BEFORE
I EAT YOU UP.
847
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:11,443
- I LOVE WHAT THIS JACKET
BRINGS OUT IN YOU.
848
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,444
- [laughs]
849
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,580
WELL SEE, SOMETIMES,
850
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,047
YOU GOTTA LET
THE WILD THING OUT.
851
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,016
[laughter]
852
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:19,718
HE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
853
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:22,654
[both laugh]
854
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:30,429
AH, THE OLD SNIFF
OF THE PIT.
855
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,063
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
856
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,699
- IT MEANS I NEED TO GET US
SOME DRINKS.
857
00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:37,436
[clears throat]
858
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:41,307
*
859
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:45,211
- AND THE LOSER
GOES STAG.
860
00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,213
SURPRISED YOU COULDN'T FIND
A DATE.
861
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:50,882
CHEATING, LYING SKITCHES
ARE USUALLY IN HOT DEMAND.
862
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,052
WEIRD.
863
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,355
MAKING FUN OF YOU HAS LOST
ITS LUSTER
864
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,823
'CAUSE NOW
ANYTHING AWFUL
865
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:00,226
I COULD SAY ABOUT YOU
IS TRUE.
866
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,794
- THANK YOU.
867
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:06,232
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
868
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,702
- HEY.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
869
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,305
- HAVING A GOOD TIME?
- YEAH, EVEN BETTER NOW.
870
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,040
- WELL, I'M ON THE FENCE
ABOUT STAYING,
871
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,809
BUT I'M GIVING MYSELF
20 MINUTES.
872
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:22,281
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE TWO MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE ROOM.
873
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:23,315
UH, DRINK?
874
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,950
- NO, THANK YOU.
875
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:27,953
[down-tempo rock]
876
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:33,959
**
877
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:37,429
- HEY, HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS
HAVE THIS DANCE?
878
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,831
- NO, I AM JUST HERE
TO HANG,
879
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:40,866
NOT TO INTRUDE.
880
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,269
- NAH, YOU WOULDN'T BE.
COME.
881
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:46,705
JUST ONE SONG.
882
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:49,708
[soft rock music]
883
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:57,649
*
884
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,690
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS.
885
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:08,327
- I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO,
BUT I WANT TO.
886
00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:13,465
- YOUR DRESS LOOKS BETTER
WITHOUT THE HOODIE.
887
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:14,666
- CAUGHT.
- [chuckles]
888
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,302
I BOUGHT IT
STUPIDLY THINKING
889
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,637
YOU WERE GOING
TO ASK ME TO PROM.
890
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:21,640
- AND WHY IS THAT STUPID?
891
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,676
- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T.
892
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,315
- I DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE STILL OPEN.
893
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:31,950
- AND I DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE CLOSED.
894
00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,323
- I FEEL AWFUL, BUT I--
- DON'T.
895
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,725
DON'T SAY IT.
896
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:43,795
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WHEN I HURT YOU,
897
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:47,032
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I WAS DOING.
898
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:50,402
BUT I DO NOW.
899
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,342
I DIDN'T LOVE MYSELF ENOUGH
TO LET YOU LOVE ME.
900
00:37:56,342 --> 00:38:04,350
*
901
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:19,498
- THANKS FOR THE DANCE.
902
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,532
- THE PLEASURE
WAS ALL MINE.
903
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:24,202
NOW, GET BACK
TO YOUR DATE.
904
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:27,138
- WILL DO.
905
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:37,248
[upbeat folk]
906
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:43,188
**
907
00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:45,924
- I HAD BEEN STRUGGLING TO THINK
OF WHAT TO SAY,
908
00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:48,193
SO I STOPPED THINKING.
909
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,895
I WAS CONVINCED
I DIDN'T KNOW
910
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,530
WHO I WANTED TO BE.
911
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,964
AND THEN, I REALIZED
912
00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:57,002
THE ANSWER WAS
ALL AROUND ME.
913
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,406
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO IS WILLING TO FORGIVE.
914
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,410
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
THAT CARES MORE
915
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:08,814
ABOUT OTHERS
THAN THEMSELVES.
916
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:12,083
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO CAN TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
917
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,423
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO WOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING
918
00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:21,126
FOR THE RIGHT REASON.
919
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:25,631
I WANNA BE SOMEONE WHO SEES
THE BEST IN EVERYONE.
920
00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:31,136
I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO IS A TRUE FRIEND.
921
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:34,473
*
922
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,508
- I WANNA BE SOMEONE
WHO ALWAYS TRIES
923
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:39,811
TO BE A BETTER PERSON,
924
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,681
AND SOMEONE WHO LEARNS
FROM THEIR MISTAKES.
925
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,450
I GUESS
I JUST WANNA BE SOMEONE
926
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:46,184
WHO ENCOMPASSES
ALL THOSE THINGS
927
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:48,319
SO I CAN FINALLY BE
928
00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:51,957
THAT GIRL WHO DOESN'T NEED
A BOY TO BE HAPPY
929
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:54,926
BECAUSE I'LL KNOW HOW TO DANCE
ALL ON MY OWN.
65066
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