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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
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- I RUINED FRIENDSHIPS
BECAUSE OF YOU.
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- THAT IS ALL ON YOU, JENNA.
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- BEING AN ASS[bleep]
IS ALL ON YOU.
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- DEVON AND MATTY BROKE UP.
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- WE'RE DONE.
TAKE CARE.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- MISS MARKS IS ON
AN INDEFINITE SUSPENSION.
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- I'M SO SORRY, MOM.
[sniffles]
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- I HAD WOKEN UP.
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AND MY WAKE-UP CALL
TRIGGERED
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A SERIOUS MAKE-UP CALL.
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MAKE THAT TWO--
TWO MAKE-UP CALLS.
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- * WHEN IT STARTED
SPILLING RAIN *
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* THE SUN IS LIGHTING UP
OUR FACES *
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- I WAS WORKING HARD
TO MAKE AMENDS,
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AND GET BACK TO BEING
OLD JENNA.
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BECAUSE OLD JENNA
FINALLY KNEW
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THE GRASS WASN'T GREENER
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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IT WAS JUST SMOKEABLE.
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[bell rings]
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OLD JENNA WAS ALL ABOUT
TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK,
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AND KNEW THAT MY MOTHER'S
INTRUSIVE HABITS
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CAME WITH THE BEST
OF INTENTIONS.
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AND THEREFORE, WERE MEANT
TO BE APPRECIATED
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AND RECIPROCATED,
ESPECIALLY
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ON HER FIRST DAY
AS THE SCHOOL NURSE.
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- * ALL THE STARS
CAME INTO REACH *
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- BUT MY MOTHER COULDN'T
BANDAGE MY BAD REPUTATION.
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SO TO BE OLD JENNA,
I HAD TO AVOID ATTENTION--
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POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
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APPARENTLY RIGHTING MY WRONGS
WOULD TAKE TIME.
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- * MAKE YOU RECALL
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* THE TIME WE LAID UP
ON THE BEACH *
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* AND ALL THE STARS
CAME INTO REACH *
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[vocalizing]
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- OR MAYBE, I'D BE BACK
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IN THE BUSINESS OF BORING
BEFORE I KNEW IT.
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WHILE VALERIE HAD
ANNOYINGLY INVADED
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MY PERSONAL SPACE
ON THE DAILY,
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HER ABSENCE OF A WEEK
WAS DEPRESSING.
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AND THE FACT THAT HER SUSPENSION
WAS MY FAULT
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HAD PUT ME IN A FUNK,
WHICH THEN MANIFESTED ITSELF
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INTO A SERIES OF SAPPY
VOICE MAIL MESSAGES AND TEXTS.
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BY ALL APPEARANCES,
WITHOUT HER CRAY ON DISPLAY,
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I WAS PICKING UP THE SLACK.
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[knock at door]
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- IS MS. MARKS BACK?
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- NO, I WAS JUST,
UM, DUSTING.
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PER HER REQUEST.
- SHOOT.
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I REALLY NEEDED TO TALK.
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- COME IN.
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
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WITH VALERIE
OUT OF COMMISSION,
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I WOULD LEND MY EAR
AND A LITTLE ADVICE.
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WHICH COULDN'T BE
ANY MORE INAPPROPRIATE
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THAN IF VALERIE WAS
IN THE HOT SEAT HERSELF.
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SHE'D BE PROUD.
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- DO YOU MIND PUTTING THESE
ON HER DESK?
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- ARE YOU APPLYING
TO BOARDING SCHOOL?
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- NO. ACTUALLY, I JUST
MOVED HERE A FEW WEEKS AGO.
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BUT MS. MARKS SUGGESTED
I GET OUT OF DODGE
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SINCE THIS STUPID RUMOR
ABOUT ME IS GONNA RUIN MY LIFE.
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- NO RUMOR IS GOING
TO RUIN ANYTHING.
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TRUST ME,
AFTER COMING BACK
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FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH,
I KNOW.
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- YOU ALMOST DIED?
- IF YOU BELIEVE THE RUMOR,
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WHICH THANKFULLY DISAPPEARED.
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- WELL, I AM HAPPY FOR YOU.
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BUT MY LIFE
AT PALOS HILLS IS OVER.
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- THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
- IT CAN.
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DARREN STEVENS ASKED ME OUT
AND I TURNED HIM DOWN
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BECAUSE HE IS MEAN
AND HAS TERRIBLE HALITOSIS.
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SO INSTEAD OF
JUST LETTING IT LIE,
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HE TOLD THE ENTIRE
BASKETBALL TEAM
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I HAD AN ORGY WITH
HIM AND HIS BROTHER.
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- WHY WOULD HE SPREAD A RUMOR
ABOUT HAVING SEX
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WITH HIS BROTHER?
- RIGHT?
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AND I'M THE ONE THAT LOOKS BAD?
- SCREW HIM.
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- BUT THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO AVOID.
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- NOT LITERALLY.
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- BAD JOKE...
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LIKE MY LIFE.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
TO VOUCH FOR ME.
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- WELL, NOW YOU DO.
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I'M JENNA.
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AND AS YOUR FRIEND,
I JUST NEED TO KNOW ONE THING.
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- ANYTHING.
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- YOUR NAME.
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- BAILEY.
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- WITH ANOTHER GOOD DEED DONE
AND A NEW FRIEND
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ADDED TO THE BANK,
IT SEEMED LIKE
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I WAS FINALLY BACK
ON THE ROAD
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TO RECOVERING MY OLD LIFE.
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- WELCOME BACK.
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- THANKS.
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- HOW DOES IT FEEL?
- GOOD.
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- WELL, SOAK IT IN,
'CAUSE YOU ARE ON PROBATION.
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- YEAH, THERE ARE
SOME GROUND RULES
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YOU NEED TO FOLLOW BEFORE
WE FULLY TRUST YOU AGAIN--
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NO EXCESSIVE
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
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- NO SCARVES.
- NO GLASSES.
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- NO WEIRD FACES WHEN THERE'S
A LULL IN CONVERSATION.
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- I DIDN'T MAKE WEIRD FACES.
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- AND NO EXPERIMENTATION
WITH MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES,
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UNLESS WE ARE INVOLVED.
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- DONE.
- UH, THAT WAS A TRICK.
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NO MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES,
EVER.
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- DONE AND DONE.
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SO--
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both: SO?
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- HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
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- EH, NOT SURE.
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THE MAFIA HAS BEEN A LITTLE
UNPREDICTABLE LATELY.
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LOOK AROUND.
ASIANS ARE ASSIMILATING
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AND IT'S WEIRD.
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- AS FOR ME, DON'T ASK.
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BUT SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE,
I'LL TELL YOU--
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I'M MISERABLE.
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JAKE AND I BROKE UP
OVER THE ELECTION.
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AND WHILE I'M WILLING TO FALL
ON THE SWORD
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AND TAKE OWNERSHIP
FOR HIS INTERPRETATION
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OF EMASCULATION,
HE BARELY TALKS TO ME.
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I DON'T THINK HE'S WILLING
TO GET THE MAGIC BACK.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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- HE'S STOPPED TELLING
WHITE LIES.
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- NO, YOU'RE NOT
A GOOD KISSER.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I HATE ONE DIRECTION.
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YEAH, YOU LOOK FAT.
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- HE SUCKS, AND YET
I STILL LOVE HIM.
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SO NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PUT A BRAVE FACE ON
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WHEN I SEE HIM TONIGHT
AT MATTY'S?
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- WHAT'S TONIGHT AT MATTY'S?
- HIS ST. MATTY'S PARTY,
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ST. PATTY'S DAY.
- RIGHT.
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WRONG. I DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THE PARTY.
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- ARE YOU GOING?
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- I DON'T THINK DEVON
WOULD WANT ME THERE.
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- DEVON AND MATTY BROKE UP.
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- OH, REALLY?
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THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHY?
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- APPARENTLY, SHE'S CONVINCED
HE'S NOT OVER YOU.
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- OH, NO.
OH, YES.
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SO THERE WAS STILL HOPE
TO MAKE AMENDS
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AND GET BACK
TO WHERE I BELONG.
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I JUST NEEDED AN INVITE.
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- HE DOESN'T NEED AN INVITE.
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I'VE GIVEN HIM
ALL THE SIGNS,
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BUT AUSTIN IS SEEMINGLY
MORE INTERESTED
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IN HOOKING UP MY APPLE TV
THAN HOOKING UP WITH ME.
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- MAYBE YOU'RE COMING
ON TOO STRONG.
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- AND MAYBE YOUR BRAIN
IS TOO SMALL FOR YOUR HEAD.
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- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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- IT MEANS SHUT UP.
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HE USED TO BE ALL OVER ME,
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AND NOW HE'S JUST
ALL OVER MY TWITTER.
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AND HE WON'T STOP
GIVING ME BUSINESS ADVICE.
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I DON'T WANNA
DISCUSS MY BUSINESS
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UNLESS HE'S ALL UP IN IT.
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- WELL, IF YOU DON'T
WANT HIM WORKING ON IT,
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THEN HOW CAN HE BE
ALL UP IN IT?
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YOU'RE GIVING HIM
MIXED SIGNALS.
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- YOU'RE USELESS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED?
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I NEED ANOTHER DUDE
TO FLIRT WITH
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AND MAKE HIM JEALOUS.
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- THAT'S YOUR BEST IDEA YET.
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BUT...
- BUT?
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- WHERE ARE ALL THE GUYS?
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- COME IN.
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- GOOD AFTERNOON,
NURSE HAMILTON.
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- HI.
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I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FOOT.
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- WEIRD. THE PAIN
JUST DISAPPEARED.
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I GUESS I'M ALL GOOD NOW.
- OKAY.
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WELL, COME BACK
IF IT RETURNS.
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- I WILL.
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- BEAT IT.
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- DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?
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- ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU THE SAME THING.
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I NOTICED AN UNUSUALLY
LARGE NUMBER
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OF INJURED AND SICK
MALE STUDENTS IN THE HALL.
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- I KNOW, AND MOST OF THEM
ARE COMPLAINING
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OF SWOLLEN GROINS.
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IS THAT NORMAL?
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- [shudders]
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[cell phone chimes]
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EXCUSE ME.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO ATTEND TO.
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[upbeat spy music]
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*
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- PSST, BILLY.
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HEY, IT'S ME,
MISS MARKS.
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HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH
THE DEATH OF YOUR GRANDFATHER?
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DO YOU NEED TO TALK?
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GET IN, WE CAN
TAKE A RIDE.
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WAIT, COME BACK.
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[knocks]
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- MISS MARKS,
WHAT THE DEVIL
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ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
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FROM SCHOOL GROUNDS
DURING YOUR SUSPENSION.
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- IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
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THIS IS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY,
AND I'M A CITIZEN.
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- A CITIZEN WHO'S RESTRICTED
TO A DISTANCE
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OF 200 YARDS FROM ALL
PALOS HILLS STUDENTS ON CAMPUS.
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- 200 YARDS?
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THAT IS CRUEL
AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
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- IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW,
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I'M GONNA BE FORCED
TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES.
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- FINE.
CALL THE MAN.
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BECAUSE I CERTAINLY
DON'T SEE ANY AROUND HERE.
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- OKAY.
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- OKAY, FINE.
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[school bell rings]
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- KYLE, DO NOT SIT THERE.
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- WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO SIT?
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- I SUGGEST YOU STAND
IN THE HALLWAY.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
FOR YOU.
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HUNTER, PERFECT TIMING.
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EVERYONE, THIS IS HUNTER.
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SHE'S A FORMER STUDENT
OF MINE.
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COME ON,
WE'LL GO CHAT OUTSIDE.
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HEY.
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- HEY.
- HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
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CAN YOU HANG
FOR AN HOUR OR--
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- SURE. I'M HOME
FOR SPRING BREAK.
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JUST WANTED TO SAY HI.
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BUT I CAN WAIT
UNTIL THE CLASS IS OVER.
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- ACTUALLY, I PREFER
YOU HANG HERE
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WITH THE CLASS,
SO I CAN LEAVE.
234
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:29,877
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
235
00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,479
- SO HERE'S THE DEAL--
HERE'S 14 BUCKS.
236
00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,281
IT'S ABOUT WHAT
I MAKE HERE AN HOUR.
237
00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,017
THANKS A LOT.
238
00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,921
- UH, HEY, GUYS.
239
00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,923
MR. HART TOOK OFF,
240
00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,926
SO TODAY I AM GONNA BE
YOUR TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE,
241
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,996
INEXPERIENCED SUB
FOR THE DAY.
242
00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,197
YEAH?
243
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,365
- WHY WOULD YOU COME BACK
TO VISIT MR. HART?
244
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,201
- I AM ASKING MYSELF
THE SAME THING,
245
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,937
AS NOW I AM STUCK HERE
FOR THE NEXT HOUR.
246
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,907
- SO DID YOU SLEEP
WITH MR. HART?
247
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:02,943
- [sighs]
YES.
248
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,615
I'M [bleep] WITH YOU GUYS.
JEEZ.
249
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,784
YOU CANNOT BE THAT NAIVE,
NOT WITH HIM.
250
00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,953
HEY, YOU, IN THE DOORWAY.
- YEAH?
251
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,021
- ARE YOU IN THIS CLASS?
252
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,690
- I DON'T KNOW.
AM I?
253
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,627
[school bell rings]
254
00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:20,728
- HUNTER, WAIT.
255
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:21,829
I FORGOT TO ASK--
256
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,864
HOW DID YOU PASS
HART'S CLASS?
257
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,066
- I DIDN'T. I FAILED.
258
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,368
IT'S HARD TO PASS
HIS CLASS
259
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,937
WHEN YOU'RE DATING
ALL THE WRONG GUYS
260
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,805
AND CONSTANTLY FIGHTING
WITH YOUR FRIENDS
261
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,240
AND GETTING YOUR HEART
RIPPED OUT.
262
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,507
- I CAN RELATE.
- OF COURSE YOU CAN.
263
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,276
YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
264
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,510
- IF YOU FAILED HIS CLASS,
265
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,680
HOW COULD YOU STOMACH
SEEING HIM AGAIN?
266
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,516
- BECAUSE IN MY FAILURE,
I FOUND MY GREATEST SUCCESS.
267
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,452
I FOUND MY VOICE.
268
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,787
THAT, AND HE ALSO GAVE ME
269
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,321
THE MOST AMAZING BOOK
I'VE EVER READ.
270
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,456
- WHAT BOOK?
271
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,058
- UNRAVELED
BY RUSSELL JONATHAN.
272
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,160
- HE GAVE ME THAT BOOK TOO.
- OH, MAN.
273
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,228
THAT CHANGED MY LIFE.
274
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,664
IT ALSO MADE ME REALIZE
275
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,899
THAT IF I REALLY
WANTED SOMETHING,
276
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,769
THAT I SHOULD JUST
GO AFTER IT.
277
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,170
GOOD LUCK.
278
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,372
- I WASN'T SURE I WANTED
TO BE A MEMBER
279
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,007
OF MR. HART'S BOOK CLUB,
280
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,010
BUT I'D TAKE THE SAGE ADVICE
THAT HUNTER GLEANED FROM IT
281
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,079
AND PASS IT OFF AS MY OWN.
282
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,613
AND THAT MEANT
I COULDN'T JUST WAIT
283
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,816
FOR AN INVITE
TO MATTY'S PARTY,
284
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,485
I HAD TO MAKE ONE.
285
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,653
HEY.
286
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,723
WHAT CAN I BRING TONIGHT?
287
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,758
- JUST YOURSELF.
288
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,702
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HERE.
289
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,003
- THANK YOU FOR DRIVING.
290
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,905
- I DIDN'T REALIZE
CHAUFFEURING WAS OPTIONAL.
291
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,472
- IT'S NOT. THE "THANK YOU"
WAS A FORMALITY.
292
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,874
UNDER THE TERMS
OF YOUR PROBATION,
293
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,776
YOU ARE TO BE OUR CONSTANT
DESIGNATED DRIVER
294
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,111
UNTIL YOU'RE TOLD OTHERWISE.
295
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,179
- PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA
TO KEEP A CLEAR HEAD ANYWAY.
296
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,382
- UH, HAVE YOU ALREADY
FORGOTTEN THE RULES?
297
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,650
- [bleep].
YOU'RE RIGHT.
298
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,886
NO TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.
299
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,454
BUT CAN I AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE
HOW BAD I FEEL
300
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,956
THAT I DIDN'T KNOW
MATTY'S PARENTS SPLIT UP,
301
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,390
AND NOW HE'S LIVING
IN A NEW HOME?
302
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,592
- THAT FALLS WITHIN
REASONABLE CONVERSATION,
303
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,028
SINCE IT'S NOT
ALL ABOUT YOU.
304
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,730
IT'S ABOUT MATTY.
- I DISAGREE.
305
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,931
SHE'S MAKING IT
ABOUT THE FACT THAT
306
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,365
SHE WAS THE LAST TO KNOW.
307
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,100
- TRUE.
OVERRULED.
308
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,736
WE NEED TO STOP
THE CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU,
309
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,170
AND FOCUS ON ME INSTEAD.
310
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,772
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WHEN I RUN INTO JAKE?
311
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,840
THOUGHTS?
312
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,541
- ACT NORMAL,
LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
313
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,143
THAT'S THE BEST REVENGE.
- AGREED.
314
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:19,179
- WAIT. ARE YOU AGREEING
BECAUSE YOU AGREE,
315
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,114
OR BECAUSE YOU'RE
ON PROBATION?
316
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,850
- IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?
317
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,752
BECAUSE I AGREE.
318
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,820
I ACTUALLY THINK
THE IDEA IS INGENIOUS.
319
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,321
- GOOD.
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
320
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,522
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
321
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,959
- JENNA?
- WHO'S THAT?
322
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,161
- UH, BAILEY--
MY NEW FRIEND.
323
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,963
DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU
SHE WAS MEETING US?
324
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,264
both: YES.
325
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,565
- DID YOU INVITE HER BECAUSE
326
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,000
YOU THOUGHT
WE MIGHT DITCH YOU?
327
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,068
- NO.
328
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,469
- PROBATION REQUIRES HONESTY.
329
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,005
- YES. I WANTED
A BACKUP BUDDY.
330
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,308
[upbeat music]
331
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,642
JUST ACT CASUAL.
332
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,544
- I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
333
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,947
- * SOMETHING YOU GOT
IS SOMETHING I WANT *
334
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,783
- OH, [bleep] ME.
335
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,284
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
336
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,651
- AND NEITHER DO I.
337
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,353
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUMP THE KEG.
338
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,555
AND FRED'S NOT HERE TO HELP ME.
- I'LL HELP YOU.
339
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,492
JUST KEEP ME AWAY FROM
ALL FAIR-HAIRED MAN-CHILDREN.
340
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,696
- SORRY. MY FRIENDS
ARE NORMALLY A LOT FRIENDLIER,
341
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,965
BUT WE'RE SORT OF IN THE MIDST
OF MENDING FENCES.
342
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,233
- WELL, THEY SEEM VERY NICE.
343
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,368
AND FRANKLY, I WOULDN'T CARE
IF THEY WEREN'T,
344
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,404
BECAUSE I AM JUST SO GRATEFUL
TO BE HERE.
345
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,139
THIS IS MY FIRST
HIGH SCHOOL PARTY.
346
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,908
- [Irish accent]
A KEG VIRGIN?
347
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,876
- HEY.
348
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,145
MATTY, THIS IS
MY FRIEND BAILEY.
349
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,947
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
350
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,816
- [spits]
OH, GOD.
351
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,284
I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT MUCH OF A DRINKER.
352
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,319
JENNA, WHERE DID YOU
GET THE SODA?
353
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,821
- UH, COOLER
BEHIND THE BAR.
354
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,224
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
355
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,826
- NEW FRIEND?
- YEAH.
356
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,093
SHE'S THE GOOD KIND.
357
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,561
- SO WHY AREN'T YOU DRINKING?
358
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,996
- CAN'T, I'M THE D.D.
359
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:46,133
- OH. WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
360
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,467
- ME TOO.
361
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,171
- NO, I MEAN,
BACK HERE WITH US.
362
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,609
- HEY, I JUST FOUND OUT
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
363
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,045
I'M REALLY SORRY.
364
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,646
I WISH I COULD'VE
BEEN THERE FOR YOU.
365
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,414
- ME TOO.
IT'S BEEN A WEIRD TIME,
366
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,516
BUT I'M HOPEFUL
IT'S NOT PERMANENT.
367
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,353
- I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
368
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,321
- I'VE GOTTA GO
PUT OUT MORE CUPS.
369
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,757
BUT WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
370
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,059
- SURE.
371
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,260
- COME FIND ME LATER.
372
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,763
I WANNA HANG OUT.
373
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,665
- OLD JENNA WAS MAKING
A STRONG COMEBACK.
374
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,101
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN A LONG TIME,
375
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,703
THE POSSIBILITIES
WERE ENDLESS.
376
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,505
- THE POSSIBILITIES
ARE ENDLESS, SEE?
377
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,375
WE START A WEBSITE,
GET ADVERTISERS,
378
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,877
THEN YOU COULD
WRITE AN ADVICE BOOK
379
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,344
FOR A MILLION-DOLLAR ADVANCE.
380
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,679
IF WE FOLLOW THESE STEPS,
381
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,347
WE CAN TAKE YOUR BRAND
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
382
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,049
- WE?
383
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,951
- UH, I-I MEANT YOU.
384
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,552
THE "WE" WAS JUST
A NATURAL ASSUMPTION
385
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,923
THAT YOU'D WANT ME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
386
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:46,493
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE?
387
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:52,900
- ARE YOU WEARING
THE CORRECT SIZE BRA?
388
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,434
- WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT?
389
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,802
- OH, NOT--
I'M NOT QUALIFIED.
390
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,906
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE
A PROFESSIONAL MEASURE YOU.
391
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,210
- HEY, TEACH.
392
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,113
- FINALLY, A FAMILIAR
FEMALE FACE.
393
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,414
I KEEP BUMPING INTO GUYS
394
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,182
THAT I DEFLOWERED
WHEN I WAS A SENIOR.
395
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,219
ALTHOUGH, THERE IS ONE
THAT'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD,
396
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,922
AND MIGHT GET A SECOND CHANCE
TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION.
397
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,556
- WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING,
398
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,991
YOU JUST HAVE TO GO FOR IT.
399
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,994
- WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT
I'M ABOUT TO DO.
400
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,468
[cell phones chimes]
401
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,170
- OH, MY DAD'S OUT FRONT.
402
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,072
I GOTTA GO.
- HERE--
403
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,307
IN CASE THERE'S
BEER RESIDUE.
404
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,243
- GOD. HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU
SAVE MY LIFE?
405
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,844
THANK YOU.
- SEE YOU NEXT WEEK?
406
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,479
- ABSOLUTELY.
407
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,813
- WITH MY BACKUP BUDDY
BOUNCING,
408
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,082
IT WAS TIME TO FIND MATTY,
409
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,952
AND SEE IF OUR HANG OUT
COULD LEAD TO A HANG IN.
410
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,487
AND MAYBE WE COULD START
TO REKINDLE A FRIENDSHIP,
411
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,423
OR MORE.
412
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,330
- APPARENTLY, MATTY WAS
413
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,666
REKINDLING SOMETHING
WITH SOMEONE: HUNTER--
414
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:03,103
THE BEAUTIFUL, COOLER,
OLDER GIRL
415
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,806
WHO SWIPED MATTY'S V-CARD
AND WAS OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
416
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,741
EXCUSE ME.
417
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,978
- * SHOW ME WHAT
YOU WANNA DO *
418
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,580
- HEY, YOU GUYS READY TO GO?
- NO.
419
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:17,484
DO YOU WANT US
TO GET ANOTHER RIDE?
420
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,986
- NO.
- GOOD.
421
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,221
'CAUSE WE'RE JUST
GETTING STARTED.
422
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,755
[both laugh]
423
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,857
- AND SUDDENLY,
SO WAS I.
424
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,127
BECAUSE I WASN'T GOING TO GET
THROUGH THE NIGHT
425
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,761
OBEYING THE TERMS
OF MY PROBATION.
426
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,231
OLD JENNA, NEW JENNA,
BAD JENNA, GOOD JENNA--
427
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,001
THEY ALL HAD ONE THING
IN COMMON.
428
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,835
THEY ALL NEEDED A DRINK.
429
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,105
[upbeat music]
430
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,406
- I'M SORRY
FOR SURPRISING YOU,
431
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,841
BUT I THOUGHT WE NEEDED
A MOMENT OF PRIVACY.
432
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,111
- FINALLY.
- I WANT YOU TO KNOW...
433
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,745
- YES?
434
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,014
- YOUR NEW PASSWORDS.
435
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,615
YOU REALLY GOTTA PROTECT--
- ENOUGH.
436
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,450
ARE WE IN BUSINESS
437
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,718
OR ARE WE GETTING
DOWN TO BUSINESS?
438
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,686
BECAUSE YOU USED TO BE
SUPER AGGRESSIVE.
439
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,389
AND NOW, YOU'RE
TIMID [bleep] TONY.
440
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,624
WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?
441
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,726
- SOMETIMES I CAN'T
READ SOCIAL CUES.
442
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,361
- [chuckles]
NO [bleep].
443
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,462
- AND I NEVER KNOW WHEN
IT'S THE RIGHT TIME
444
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,065
TO MAKE A MOVE.
- I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
445
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,866
NOW.
446
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,769
*
447
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,605
- DO YOU LIKE ME?
448
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,241
- SURE.
449
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,508
- YOU SHOULDN'T.
450
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:19,679
I WAS A JERK TO YOU
AND MATTY AND EVERYONE ELSE.
451
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,947
I SUCK.
452
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,449
- WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES,
JENNA.
453
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,851
- LIKE, WHEN I DIDN'T
TELL YOU ABOUT MATTY
454
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,119
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER?
455
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,655
- IT'S COOL.
I'M OVER IT.
456
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,458
- WE WERE GOOD TOGETHER.
WE HAD FUN.
457
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,127
DO YOU MISS THE OLD JENNA?
I DO.
458
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,397
I MISS THE OLD JENNA.
459
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,733
- YOU ARE DRUNK.
LET'S GET YOU SOME WATER.
460
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,237
- I DON'T WANT WATER.
461
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,406
- YOU'VE BROKEN THE TERMS
OF YOUR PROBATION.
462
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,076
AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE HURTING
YOURSELF AND OTHERS.
463
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,178
- WE'RE VERY--
- CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
464
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,880
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT JUST HAPPENED,
465
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,748
BUT IT FEELS LIKE--
- YOU'RE ACTING OUT.
466
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,284
- CAN YOU STOP
CUTTING ME OFF?
467
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,486
- OH, I WASN'T TRYING TO.
I WAS JUST--
468
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,854
- PUTTING YOURSELF
BEFORE OTHERS?
469
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,790
- YES. I'M SORRY.
470
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,125
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
471
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,727
- I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
MEAN TO DO IT, BUT YOU DID.
472
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,096
AND IT'S ALIENATING.
473
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,398
BY THE WAY, WHY AREN'T YOU
MAD AT ME FOR THE KISS?
474
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,300
- BECAUSE SHE KISSED YOU.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
475
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,702
- OH, MY GOD.
DID YOU KISS HER?
476
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,274
- NO. BUT WHY WOULDN'T
YOU THINK THAT I WOULD?
477
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,610
- BECAUSE YOU'RE LOYAL.
- EXACTLY.
478
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,513
AND YOU WEREN'T,
WHICH IS WHY I WAS PISSED
479
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,216
THAT YOU TOOK MY JOB.
480
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,517
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
481
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,819
I CROSSED A LINE,
AND I BETRAYED YOU.
482
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:33,986
I GUESS I TOOK
FOR GRANTED THAT
483
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,388
YOU WOULDN'T HOLD IT
AGAINST ME.
484
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,257
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY
FOR SUCKING.
485
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,025
- ME TOO.
- THAT'S APPRECIATED,
486
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,893
BUT I'M TALKING
ABOUT ME AND JAKE.
487
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,195
JAKE, I SCREWED UP.
488
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,330
I MADE A MISTAKE.
489
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,564
SOMETIMES MY MOUTH
STARTS MOVING
490
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,965
BEFORE I CAN THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S COMING OUT OF IT.
491
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,168
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE IT STOP.
492
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,536
- [chuckles]
I DO.
493
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,539
- [rock music]
494
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:57,577
*
495
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,146
- SO ARE WE OKAY?
496
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,580
- YEAH.
497
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,250
WE FIGHT.
WE MAKE-UP.
498
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,684
THAT'S OUR BIT.
499
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,319
[chuckles]
500
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,526
- THE INCONSIDERATE SELFISHNESS
OF NEW JENNA
501
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,829
HAS OVERTAKEN MY ATTEMPT
TO BRING BACK THE OLD ONE.
502
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,565
I HAD BLOWN
MY RESPONSIBILITY
503
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,067
AS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER,
AND RELEGATED EVERYONE
504
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,603
TO AN IMPROMPTU SLEEPOVER,
505
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,372
WHICH WASN'T HOW
I HAD ENVISIONED
506
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,675
SPENDING THE NIGHT
AT MATTY'S.
507
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,643
- HEY.
508
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,044
DO YOU NEED
ANOTHER BLANKET?
509
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,747
- BUT MATTY'S BED
WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED.
510
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:02,875
- * SET MY SILLY LITTLE HEART
ON FIRE *
511
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,712
* BECAME MY DESIRE
512
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:10,650
* YOU STOOD ME UP,
UP, UP, UP ON MY FEET *
513
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,619
* YOU STOOD ME UP
514
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,555
- DID YOU CLEAN UP
THE ENTIRE HOUSE?
515
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,057
- ALMOST.
- MUFFINS?
516
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,259
- I FOUND A MIX.
517
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,060
- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
518
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,763
- I THOUGHT I WOULD
CLEAN UP THE MESS,
519
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,332
SINCE I HAVE BEEN
520
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:29,802
AN EXPERT
AT MAKING THEM LATELY.
521
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,405
I'M SORRY.
522
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,906
I AM SO, SO SORRY.
523
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:37,244
I'VE BEEN
A REALLY BAD FRIEND.
524
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,713
I REALLY MISSED YOU GUYS.
525
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,583
- WE'VE MISSED YOU TOO.
526
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,087
- UM, DOES HUNTER
DRINK COFFEE?
527
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,489
I CAN MAKE SOME.
528
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,258
- HUNTER, HUH?
529
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,759
WHAT, DID YOU REVISIT
SOME HISTORY?
530
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,960
- NO, NO.
531
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,762
SHE GOT REALLY DRUNK
AND THREW UP ON HERSELF,
532
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,964
SO I CLEANED HER UP
AND I PUT HER TO BED.
533
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,165
SHE'S NOT HERE.
I GUESS SHE TOOK OFF
534
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,067
WHEN SHE SOBERED UP.
- THAT'S A BUMMER.
535
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,369
- YEAH, NOT REALLY.
536
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,471
I'D RATHER HANG OUT
WITH SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD.
537
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,674
- TURNS OUT, I DIDN'T NEED
TO BE OLD JENNA
538
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,842
TO MAKE AMENDS
AND GET MY LIFE BACK.
539
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,579
INSTEAD,
I WAS ASPIRING TO BE
540
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,746
NEW-AND-IMPROVED JENNA,
541
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,382
WHO FINALLY KNEW
HOW TO APPRECIATE
542
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,450
WHAT SHE HAD
BEFORE IT WAS REALLY GONE.
543
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,287
[cell phone chimes]
544
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,654
- ONE NEW MESSAGE.
545
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,590
- JENNA, IT'S MISS MARKS.
546
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,559
IT'S NO LONGER APPROPRIATE
FOR YOU TO CONTACT ME.
547
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,496
I'VE BEEN FIRED.
548
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,468
- NEXT ON AWKWARD...
- PROM--
549
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,703
GUESS WHO GET HERE EARLY
550
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:37,870
AND BOUGHT
THE FIRST TWO TICKETS.
551
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,105
- WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK IT MEANS
552
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,640
TO ASK SOMEONE TO PROM?
553
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,309
BASICALLY, LIKE,
A D.T.R., RIGHT?
554
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,576
- YEAH.
555
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,278
PRINCIPAL COX IS GONNA
GIVE YOU A HEARING.
556
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,579
WE'RE GONNA GET
YOUR JOB BACK!
557
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,914
- JAKE'S IN THE BATHROOM,
SO I HAVE TO TALK FAST.
558
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,048
I OVERHEARD HIM
TALKING TO MATTY,
559
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,216
AND A PROM-ASK
IS GOING DOWN TONIGHT.
560
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,051
- MATTY'S GONNA ASK ME TO PROM.
- AHH!
561
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,219
- HEY.
- HEY.
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