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LAST SEASON ON AWKWARD
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NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT I
LIKE YOU.
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- THIS CAME IN THE MAIL
FOR YOU.
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- JENNA, YOU COULD DISAPPEAR
AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.
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- "A FRIEND?"
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SOMETIMES BEING A TEENAGER
MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE.
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ASPIRIN, TAKE ME AWAY.
[screams]
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- OUR DAUGHTER IS SUICIDAL.
- I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF.
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- THE LOSER WANTS US
TO TALK ABOUT HER.
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- I LOVE THAT GIRL.
- BETTER HIDE THE KNIVES.
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- WHAT IS THE FASCINATION
WITH ME?
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- YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS
BACKBONE.
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- I REALLY LIKE YOU.
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- YOU'RE IN AN OPEN
RELATIONSHIP?
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- WHO...THE [bleep]
INVITED YOU?
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- I DID.
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- HE'S TAKING YOU PUBLIC,
OUTING YOU AS A COUPLE.
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- ARE YOU AND MATTY TOGETHER?
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- LOOKS LIKE MATTY INVITED
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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- YOU HAVE TO BE HOME
RIGHT AWAY?
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- I HAVE A FEW HOURS
TO KILL.
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I'M NOT GONNA HOOK UP
WITH MATTY AGAIN UNTIL WE DTR.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- DEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP.
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- YOU PROMISED NOT TO HOOK UP
AGAIN WITHOUT CLARITY.
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YOU BETTER GET IT SOON
BEFORE YOUR DUMPSTER HUMPING
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WITHOUT A SAFETY NET.
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- ARE WE...TOGETHER?
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- YOU'RE NOT THE OBJECT
OF HIS AFFECTION.
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- YOU'RE EASY TO TALK TO.
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- I WAS JUST THINKING
THE SAME THING.
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YOU THINK MATTY KNOWS
JAKE KISSED ME?
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- NO WAY.
GUYS DON'T TALK.
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- I KISSED JENNA HAMILTON.
- WHAT?
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- SO YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH ME IN PRIVATE,
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BUT YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME
IN PUBLIC?
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FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT,
MATTY,
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BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING
YOUR SECRET.
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- I'M SO GLAD
I WROTE YOU THAT LETTER.
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- JAKE CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
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- WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE
ABLE TO CONTROL THE THINGS
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THAT HAPPEN TO US,
SWEETHEART, BUT...
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YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTROL
HOW YOU FEEL.
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- THE REASON THAT I KEEP
BRINGING UP OUR KISS
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IS BECAUSE I LIKE LIKE YOU.
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- I WAS JUST NOMINATED
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FOR SOPHOMORE
WINTER FORMAL PRINCESS.
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- AH!
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- AH, YOU JUST MISSED HER.
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- I DIDN'T KNOW ROSATI
WAS THE GUY
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YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT.
- YEP.
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JAKE'S MY DATE.
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I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TOO LATE.
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MOM?
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IT WAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
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NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING...
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EXCEPT FOR MY MOUSE,
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WHICH WASN'T WIRELESS OR WORKING
AND DRIVING ME INSANE,
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BECAUSE EVEN MY KEYBOARD
WAS ACTING INANE.
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USING PLUSES FOR "T"s,
EXCLAMATIONS FOR "I"s,
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I HOPED SANTA WOULD BRING
A LAPTOP SURPRISE.
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EITHER PIXELS OR PRINT
MY BLOG WOULD BE FINE,
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BUT I NEEDED A BREAK
TO START THINKING OFFLINE.
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THINKING ABOUT WHAT I FOUND
POST THE DANCE.
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THINKING HOW I FOUND IT
BY CHANCE.
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I FINALLY UNVEILED
WHO HAD SCRIPTED THE LETTER.
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IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW...
WHO SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
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NOT LISSA,
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NOT MING,
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NOT TAMARA,
NOT SADIE,
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NOT MATTY,
NOT DADDY,
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BUT THE LADY WHO MADE ME.
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SO FOR OVER A WEEK,
I DEBATED MY ACTION.
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WOULD I FORGIVE
OR FORGET?
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OR FOCUS ON...
DISTRACTION?
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LIKE DECORATING
FIVE DOZEN COOKIES
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WITH SUGAR AND SPICE.
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OR WATCHING EVERY MOVIE
ON PAY-PER-VIEW.
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TWICE.
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AND WHEN ALL ELSE FAILED
TO PREOCCUPY MY MIND,
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I WOULD HELP JAKE ROSATI
WORK ON HIS GRIND.
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THIS IS FRUSTRATING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD--
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- TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES?
- OR GO INSIDE.
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BEFORE MY DAD GETS SUSPICIOUS.
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- RIGHT.
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- IT'S GETTING LATE,
I SHOULD GO.
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- ONLY IF YOU PROMISE
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TO OPEN MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT
TONIGHT.
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- OH. WHERE CAN I FIND IT?
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- YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR SOMETHING
ARRIVING VIA EMAIL.
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- OH.
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[computer dings]
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CONSIDERING VACATION DAYS
WERE LIKE DOG YEARS,
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JAKE AND I WERE ALREADY ON
THE VERGE OF COMMON LAW STATUS.
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SO MAKING US ONLINE OFFICIAL
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SEEMED LIKE A FORMALITY.
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AND YET, I WAS AFRAID.
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WOULD JAKE STILL ACCEPT ME
IF HE KNEW MY OWN MOTHER DIDN'T?
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I NEED CLARITY
AND AN--
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- EXPLANATION?
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WHY DO YOU NEED
AN EXPLANATION?
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- I'M NOT A DOUCHEBAG.
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AM I?
- NO.
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- BUT THE JURY WAS STILL OUT
ON MY MOTHER.
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL
WRAPPED UP HERE, SO--
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- NOT SO FAST.
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I HAVE ONE MORE GIFT FOR YOU.
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OH, YOU MISSED THE CARD.
HERE.
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"THIS IS WHO YOU ARE."
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I NEVER WANT YOU TO FORGET
HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE TO ME.
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- I COULDN'T.
SHE PUT IT IN WRITING.
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OF THE CAREFRONTATION KIND.
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THANKS.
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- THIS IS SOMETHING
TO REMIND YOU
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HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE TO ME.
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- HOW SHOULD I DRESS TONIGHT?
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- SEXIFIED.
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IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE
AND YOU HAVE A DATE,
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WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GUARANTEED
TO SWAP SALIVA.
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THE ONLY THING I'M GUARANTEED
IS A PROZAC ATTACK.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE RICKY'S
HOLED UP IN HAVASU
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WITH HIS GRANDMA
WHEN WE'RE FINALLY COMMIT LEGIT.
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- OH, YOU GUYS DTR'ED?
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- HE SEXTED ME
A PICTURE OF HIS HAND
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WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS,
"WE MISS YOU."
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THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP.
WE'RE TOGETHER.
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NOW, YOU, YOU NEED AN OUTFIT
THAT PLAYS UP YOUR ASSETS.
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OH! BORROW SOMETHING
FROM YOUR MOM.
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GUARANTEED SHE HAS SOMETHING
TO BOOST YOUR BITTIES.
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- I'M NOT SURE MY MOM'S STYLE
SENDS THE RIGHT MESSAGE--
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WITH WORDS OR CLOTHES.
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I STILL HADN'T TOLD TEE
THAT MY MOM WROTE THE LETTER.
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I HADN'T TOLD ANYONE,
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'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY
TO HATE MY MOM
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UNTIL I FIGURED OUT
IF I DID.
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- HELLO?
- I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
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SEE YOU SOON.
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- WHERE YOU GOING?
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- A PARTY.
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- WELL, YOUR DAD AND I
WERE JUST GONNA
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TAKE YOU TO A MOVIE.
- SORRY.
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- ARE YOU GOING WITH JAKE?
- YEP.
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- IS HE A GOOD KISSER?
- MOM!
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- WELL, IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO
I WAS YOUR AGE.
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YOU CAN TALK TO ME...
ABOUT ANYTHING.
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- I WASN'T READY TO TALK
UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO SAY.
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SO THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY MOM
OUT OF MY HAIR
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WAS TO DO IT.
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I GOTTA DO MY HAIR.
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- NEED HELP?
- NOPE.
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- IF I WAS A PARANOID PERSON,
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I WOULD SAY THAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO AVOID ME.
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- WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
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[turns blow-dryer on]
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- WELL, FOR STARTERS,
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YOU'VE BEEN REALLY DISTANT
THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
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I CAN TELL WHEN SOMETHING'S
EATING YOU UP,
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AND I THINK
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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I DETECTED SOMETHING MISSING,
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AND REALIZE
YOU MUST'VE SEEN IT.
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THIS IS REALLY HARD
FOR ME TO SAY,
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SO I'LL JUST COME OUT WITH IT.
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- SHE WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS.
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- I NOTICED YOU AND JAKE
WEREN'T ONLINE OFFICIAL.
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IT TAKES A WHILE
FOR BOYS TO COMMIT.
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WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE
TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO IT.
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DO YOU KNOW HIS PASSWORD?
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[turns blow-dryer higher]
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- IN FOUR SHORT MONTHS,
I HAD EVOLVED.
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I'D GONE FROM THAT GIRL
WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF
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TO THAT GIRL WHO HAD A DATE
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
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BUT FOR SOME REASON,
NEW JENNA STILL COULDN'T SHAKE
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FEELING LIKE THE OLD ONE.
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"WHAT'S LEFT TO BE RESOLVED?"
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- HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HA HA.
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HI, HI.
WELCOME.
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- I HADN'T SPOKEN TO MATTY
SINCE THE DANCE,
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AND I WAS WORRIED
THAT SEEING HIM WOULD BE...
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WEIRD.
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- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
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LET'S GET A DRINK
IN YOUR HAND.
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- DEBRIEF. NOW!
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- MATTY DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH.
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HE JUST JET SKIED PASSED
HIS HEARTACHE.
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- YEAH, THOSE FIST BUMPS
WERE NOT PAINED.
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- OKAY, I GOT THE MEMO.
HE'S FINE, BUT I'M NOT.
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SOMEONE'S READING MY BLOG.
I GOT A COMMENT TONIGHT.
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- HOW?
- IT'S ON A PUBLIC SITE.
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- I KNEW IT.
WHICH ONE?
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- IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.
I HID IT.
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- WHY'D YOU MAKE IT PUBLIC
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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- I DON'T KNOW!
I DIDN'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.
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IT WAS ANONYMOUS...
SORT OF.
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SO IT'S NOT ONE OF YOU GUYS?
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- LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
IF IT WAS ME.
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I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET
FOR [bleep].
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- TRUE.
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- SO DO YOU THINK
IT'S SOMEONE WE KNOW?
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- MOST LIKELY,
IT'S SOME CREEPY OLD PERV.
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LIKE PENG HUANG.
- WHO?
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- MY DAD.
I FOUND PORN ON MY LAPTOP.
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- [gasp] EW!
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YOUR DAD TICKLES HIS PICKLE
ON YOUR--
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- JUDGE ALL YOU WANT,
BUT AT LEAST NOW
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I HAVE LEVERAGE...
SORT OF.
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I'M STILL GETTING PICKED UP
BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
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SO WHILE YOU ALL KISS
EACH OTHER,
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I'M GONNA BE KISSING
MY PILLOW.
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- WITH YOUR DAD'S
JOLLY JUICE.
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- ON THAT VISUAL,
I'M GETTING A DRINK.
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- HI!
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LOOK, IT'S A NEW YEAR,
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AND I WANNA CLEAR THE AIR,
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START FRESH,
AND REPENT FOR MY SINS.
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JENNA!
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I'VE SINNED AGAINST YOU.
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AND I'M SORRY.
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- GREAT.
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
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- BUT I MEAN, I DID
REALLY AWFUL THINGS TO YOU.
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I TOLD EVERYONE
YOU WERE A WHORE.
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- DID YOU START THE "HAMILTON'S
A WHORE" GROUP ONLINE?
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- AS OF TOMORROW,
IT'S COMING DOWN.
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- GREAT, THANKS.
I FORGIVE YOU.
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GOOD TALK.
- OH.
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- YOU SEEM A LITTLE
OFF BALANCE.
226
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,154
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
227
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,324
AT FIRST, I CONSIDERED IT
TEMPORARY INSANITY
228
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,660
WHEN YOU LOCKED ME
OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
229
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,329
BUT SINCE YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED
TO ANY OF MY CALLS OR TEXTS,
230
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,601
I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE YOU'RE
BORDERING ON INSUBORDINATION.
231
00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,203
THAT SAID,
I'M OVER IT.
232
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,771
YOU'RE FORGIVEN.
233
00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,339
- YOU THREATENED
TO SHAVE MY HEAD.
234
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,341
- THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
235
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,278
YOU STEP OUT OF LINE,
AND I SMACK YOU DOWN.
236
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,614
THEN YOU GET ME A LATTE.
237
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,949
- WELL, NOT THIS YEAR.
238
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,219
- SO YOU'RE WILLING
TO BE FRIENDS WITH HAMIL-TOE
239
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,087
AND NOT ME?
- EXACTLY.
240
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:18,792
BY THE WAY,
YOU LOOK SKINNY.
241
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,662
- THAT IS SOMETHING
A FRIEND WOULD SAY, BITCH!
242
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,230
- THE POWDER WAS SO FRESH, MAN.
243
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,700
EXCEPT ON THE BACKSIDE
WHEN I BAILED DOWN SOME ICE.
244
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,135
BEST SNOWBOARDING OF MY LIFE.
245
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,803
- WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE.
- NO DOUBT.
246
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,238
SO WHAT'D YOU DO
OVER THE BREAK?
247
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,140
- OH, NOT MUCH.
JUST CHILLED.
248
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,109
- OH, WITH HAMILTON?
- A LITTLE.
249
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,211
- YOU GUYS TOGETHER NOW?
250
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,648
[phone rings]
251
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,352
- UH, NO, WE'RE NOT OFFICIAL
OR ANYTHING.
252
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,254
JUST BEEN HANGING OUT.
253
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,890
- HELLO?
- HEY, GIRL!
254
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,259
JUST WANTED TO SAY
HAPPY NYE!
255
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,662
- VALERIE?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
256
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,096
YOU'VE NEVER
CALLED MY CELL BEFORE.
257
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,932
- WELL, JENNA,
THERE IS A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING.
258
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,768
A FIRST FOR CALLING
YOUR BEST GIRL,
259
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,935
A FIRST FOR BEING STOOD UP.
260
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,804
- WERE YOU STOOD UP?
261
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:04,972
- NO! NO, GOD, NO.
262
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,807
I MEANT,
IN THE HANDICAPPED SENSE
263
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,009
WHEN SOMEONE HAS TO LIFT SOMEONE
ELSE OUT OF A WHEELCHAIR.
264
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,745
ANYWAY, WHERE ARE YOU
CELEBRATING TONIGHT?
265
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,313
- UH, I'M A MATTY MCKIBBEN'S.
266
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,750
- RIGHT.
NEW YEAR'S IS FOR LOVERS.
267
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,051
- I'M HERE WITH JAKE.
268
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,687
- ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
269
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,988
I MEAN, SOMEONE MIGHT GET
THE WRONG IMPRESSION,
270
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,122
LIKE I HAD A DATE.
271
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,391
- VALERIE, I HAVE TO GO!
- WHY!
272
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:28,729
- LOOK, I LET THE CAT OUT.
273
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,232
NEED SOME HELP?
274
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,867
- SURE.
275
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,402
- SO DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD HOLIDAY?
276
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,672
- YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. YOU?
- YEAH.
277
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,408
SO...I KNOW I PROBABLY DON'T
HAVE TO SAY THIS,
278
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,445
BUT I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DANCE.
279
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,348
I'M HOPING WE CAN BE FRIENDS
ONCE WE GET SOME CLOSURE.
280
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,450
NOT THAT I'M SUGGESTING
THAT YOU NEED CLOSURE.
281
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,085
BUT...
282
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,688
I DO.
283
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,791
SO...ARE WE CLOSED?
284
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,727
- NO.
285
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,836
I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE.
286
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,039
YOU WANT ANOTHER CHANCE?
287
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,341
- I KNOW I MADE
A LOT OF MISTAKES.
288
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,209
BUT I WON'T SCREW UP AGAIN.
- I CAME WITH JAKE.
289
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,445
- BUT YOU CAN STAY...
290
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,947
WITH ME.
291
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,381
- IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
292
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,950
I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
ABOUT ME, JENNA,
293
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,417
OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE
RIGHT NOW.
294
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,153
- IT WAS TRUE.
I HADN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MATTY.
295
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,788
BUT I ALSO HADN'T ENTIRELY
FORGIVEN HIM.
296
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,356
- JAKE SAID YOU GUYS
WERE JUST HANGING OUT.
297
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,358
HE'LL UNDERSTAND
ONCE WE EXPLAIN IT.
298
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,361
- WE?
- OR ME.
299
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,396
I'LL TELL HIM.
300
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,134
OKAY, JUST MEET ME HERE
AT MIDNIGHT...
301
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,070
AND WE'LL START OVER.
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JAKE.
302
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,205
HE'LL UNDERSTAND ONCE...
HE KNOWS.
303
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,911
- ONCE HE KNOWS WHAT?
304
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,280
- THAT I WAS WITH YOU FIRST.
305
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,515
- TECHNICALLY,
MATTY WAS WITH ME FIRST.
306
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,918
AND TECHNICALLY,
JAKE AND I WEREN'T OFFICIAL.
307
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,787
BUT IF EVERYTHING CAME DOWN
TO TECHNICALITIES,
308
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,354
I WAS TECHNICALLY CONFUSED.
309
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,990
- I'M CONFUSED TOO.
310
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,825
- WHEN DID YOU ASK HER
TO BE ONLINE OFFICIAL?
311
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,794
- ALMOST A WEEK AGO.
AND SHE HASN'T EVEN RESPONDED.
312
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,161
- [scoffs]
PUH-LEASE.
313
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,897
RICKY'S LEFT MY REQUEST
IN CYBERSPACE
314
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,865
FOR, LIKE,
THREE MONTHS.
315
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,300
I SHOULD REALLY ASK HIM WHY.
- DO IT NOW.
316
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,802
GET A LITTLE RESOLUTION
BEFORE THE NEW YEAR.
317
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,403
- HE'S WITH HIS GRANDMA.
318
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,807
- WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE,
THEN SHE'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD.
319
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,545
- RICKY!
YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP!
320
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:30,918
- I BETTER LIE IN WAIT NEARBY
TO DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH.
321
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,485
- OOH! HEY, STRANGER.
322
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,487
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
323
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,023
- I ACCIDENTALLY
LET THE CAT OUT.
324
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,424
- I DON'T THINK MATTY
HAS A CAT.
325
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,926
- ANY MORE.
326
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,261
WHICH IS...
EVEN MORE REASON TO FIND IT.
327
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,863
IT HAS ALREADY BEEN
FORGOTTEN.
328
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,331
- AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
329
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,333
- FORGOTTEN WHAT?
- TO RESPOND TO MY REQUEST.
330
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,968
- OH, RIGHT!
I WAS TOTALLY GONNA DO THAT.
331
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,071
RIGHT AFTER I FOUND THE CAT.
332
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,906
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!
333
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,074
KITTY!
334
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843
- [gasp] KITTY?
KITTY?
335
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,878
IS THERE A KITTY?
[gasp] I LOVE KITTIES.
336
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,148
MEOW.
KITTY? MEOW.
337
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:05,018
MEOW!
- GET UP, THERE'S NO CAT.
338
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,920
- SO I'VE BEEN THINKING.
- IT WAS A FIRST.
339
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,055
- I KNOW
HOW WE CAN BE EVEN.
340
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,223
- WE ARE EVEN.
- NO, NO.
341
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,960
I'M TALKING
OLD TESTAMENT EVEN.
342
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,494
IT'S CALLED
AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
343
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,497
BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
A CHEEK FOR A CHEEK.
344
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,532
I SLAPPED YOU,
SO YOU HAVE TO SLAP ME.
345
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,569
- UH-UH, I'M NOT GONNA SLAP YOU.
- COME ON, SLAP ME!
346
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,538
[gasp] WOW,
I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THAT.
347
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,140
- BEAUTIFUL, I SWEAR,
348
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,909
MY GRANDMA DROPPED ME OFF EARLY
TO SURPRISE YOU.
349
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,311
CALL HER.
SHE'LL CONFIRM MY STORY.
350
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,980
- YOUR STORY?
[chuckles]
351
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,115
YOU JUST ADMITTED
THAT YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP.
352
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,950
EAT [bleep], RICKY.
353
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,622
- 15 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!
354
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,892
- THEY WERE 15 MINUTES
THAT I WOULD NEVER FORGET.
355
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,295
JAKE NEEDED ACCEPTANCE,
MATTY NEEDED AN ANSWER,
356
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,531
AND I NEEDED SOME AIR.
357
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,135
[car horn honking]
358
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,373
- I'M HERE TO HELP YOU
WITH YOUR CRISIS.
359
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,042
- YOU KNOW ABOUT MY CRISIS?
360
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,577
- WITH YOUR CAT.
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND HER.
361
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,646
OR IS IT A HIM?
TOMCATS CAN BE A LITTLE TRICKY.
362
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,050
WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT
REINFORCEMENTS.
363
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,919
- VAL...
THE CAT'S IMAGINARY.
364
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,154
- SO IS MY RELATIONSHIP.
365
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,555
OH!
366
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,424
"J," I AM TORE UP
FROM THE FLOOR UP,
367
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,959
BEAT UP FROM THE FEET UP,
368
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,593
AND I NEED A CHECK UP
FROM THE NECK UP.
369
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,329
ALOK STOOD ME UP.
370
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,331
I'M SORRY TO LAY THIS ON YOU
BUT SUSAN'S OUT OF TOWN.
371
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,398
- WHO'S SUSAN?
YOUR THERAPIST?
372
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,234
- NO, MY PSYCHIC.
373
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,402
I'M NOT GOOD AT FOLLOWING
MY OWN INTUITION
374
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,971
WHEN IT COMES
TO RELATIONSHIPS,
375
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,439
SO I NEED HER GUIDANCE.
376
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,640
- AND THERE'S NO WAY
TO REACH HER BY PHONE?
377
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,408
AT THAT MOMENT,
378
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,676
I COULD'VE USED A LITTLE
GUIDANCE FROM SUSAN MYSELF.
379
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,412
- NO, SHE WON'T GIVE OUT
HER CELL.
380
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,114
OH, "J"...
381
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,682
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A TOOL.
382
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,318
ALOK SAID HE WANTED TO RING IN
THE NEW YEAR TOGETHER,
383
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,555
SO I BOUGHT A NEW DRESS
AND I GOT MY HAIR DONE.
384
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,224
- AND NOW IT'S UNRAVELED.
385
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:55,562
- NO. IT'S STILL INTACT.
BUT MY HEART ISN'T.
386
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,332
- HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL YOU?
- NO, HE DID A FEW TIMES.
387
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,034
BUT...I DON'T KNOW.
388
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,103
I JUST--I DON'T WANNA HEAR
HIS EXCUSES, YOU KNOW?
389
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,205
I'VE HEARD 'EM ALL BEFORE.
MY EX HAD A MILLION OF 'EM.
390
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,074
WHO BANGS THEIR HEAD
AND HAS TO GO TO THE DOCTOR?
391
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:10,677
THERE WAS NO BLOOD.
JUST A BUMP AND BLURRED VISION.
392
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,346
HE COULD'VE JUST SAID HE DIDN'T
WANNA SEE STARS ON ICE.
393
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:17,184
- VAL, THIS IS YOUR EX,
NOT MR. MISHRA, RIGHT?
394
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,120
- YEAH.
395
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,990
- YOU CAN'T LET YOUR PAST
DISAPPOINT CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT.
396
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,492
IT'S HOLDING YOU BACK.
397
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,195
AND MAYBE MY PAST DISAPPOINTMENT
WAS HOLDING ME BACK TOO.
398
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,363
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW FROM WHO.
- I SHOULD CALL HIM.
399
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,266
- DO IT.
400
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,004
- GET OUT OF MY CAR.
401
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,272
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!
402
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,043
- 10!
403
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,046
all: 9...
404
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,317
8...
405
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:56,623
7...
406
00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:01,461
6...
407
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:05,065
5...
408
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:09,036
4...
409
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:13,206
3...
410
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,676
2...
411
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:20,213
1.
412
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,241
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALONE
IN HERE?
413
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,381
- UM, GETTING DRUNK.
414
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,615
I JUST GOT DENIED.
415
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:59,319
- AH, LET ME GUESS.
JENNA HAMILTON.
416
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,355
- YEAH.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
417
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,457
- IT'S [bleep] OBVIOUS.
418
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,693
YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING
OVER THE FREAK FOR MONTHS.
419
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,361
WHY? I'LL NEVER KNOW.
420
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,365
YOU PROBABLY HAVE
SOME SORT OF SAVIOR COMPLEX.
421
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,833
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
422
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:18,105
DID SHE DIS YOU AGAIN
FOR THE NILLA WAFER?
423
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,839
- YUP.
424
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,676
AND NOW I'VE BEEN RELEGATED
TO SECOND STRING.
425
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,713
JUST TELL ME, HOW DO I JUST
WATCH FROM THE SIDELINES?
426
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,249
- GET A THERAPIST.
- COME ON, SADES.
427
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,817
I NEED TO TALK.
- THEN TALK.
428
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,785
BUT NOT TO ME.
429
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:36,223
- WHY?
430
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,126
- ARE YOU SO DENSE
THAT YOU CAN'T SEE
431
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,262
THAT I HAVE HAD
A CRUSH ON YOU FOREVER?
432
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,864
AND NOW YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
433
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,800
BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TASTED
THE BITTER PILL OF REJECTION?
434
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,402
WELL, I WON'T.
435
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,439
WELCOME TO MY CLUB.
IT'S A LONELY, SAD, DEP--
436
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,316
- SO...WHAT ARE YOUR
RESOLUTIONS?
437
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,353
- I DIDN'T KNOW.
THERE WERE TOO MANY TO PROCESS.
438
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,222
- THIS YEAR, I'M NOT EVEN
GONNA SAY HIS NAME.
439
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,758
RICKY'S DEAD TO ME.
OH, DAMN IT!
440
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,826
I JUST SAID RICKY.
[bleep]!
441
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:18,665
- THIS YEAR, I'M GONNA
LET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.
442
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,768
'CAUSE I'M WAY TOO DRUNK
TO DRIVE.
443
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,436
OW!
444
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,805
- THIS YEAR,
I'M GONNA BE ON TOP.
445
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,876
UNLESS I'M IN
A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP.
446
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:34,247
- I JUST DECIDED I'M NOT GONNA
MAKE ANY RESOLUTIONS.
447
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,183
I'M JUST GONNA
LET THE YEAR SURPRISE ME.
448
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,591
- OH...MY...GOD.
449
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,397
OH, MY GOD.
450
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,666
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
451
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,305
YOU'RE TOTALLY OVERRATED.
452
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,742
OR...
453
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,877
AM I?
454
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,647
- THIS IS MY GRANDMA.
TALK TO HER.
455
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:15,955
- HELLO?
YES, BUT--
456
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,392
HE DID?
457
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,228
HE IS A NICE BOY.
458
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,764
YOU TOO.
459
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,367
OH! I SHOULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT.
I PUKED IN THE SINK.
460
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,769
ANYBODY HAVE ANY GUM?
461
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,574
- YOU, COME HERE!
462
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,880
- THAT WAS--
- AMAZING.
463
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:45,318
I KNOW.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
464
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,821
- YOU READY TO GO?
- YES.
465
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,357
- I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE.
466
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,293
NOT UNTIL YOU--
467
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,762
- HAPPY NEW YEAR.
468
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,365
- THANK YOU.
469
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,343
- MM.
470
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,744
- THANKS FOR COMING
WITH ME TONIGHT.
471
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,313
- MM-HMM.
472
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:19,319
- AND, UH, THANK YOU FOR THE...
CONDOMS?
473
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,688
WHO GOT CONDOMS
FOR CHRISTMAS?
474
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,022
- ME.
THEY'RE FROM MY DAD.
475
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,259
- WOW!
WELL, THANK YOU, MR. HAMILTON.
476
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,695
LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT
TO HAVE A GOOD YEAR.
477
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,962
CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR DAD
GAVE YOU CONDOMS.
478
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,664
- YEAH,
IT'S KIND OF HIS THING.
479
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:35,502
HE GAVE THEM TO
THE LAST GUY I DATED TOO.
480
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:40,740
- OH.
481
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,908
SO YOU USE 'EM?
482
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,411
- YES...NO.
483
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,547
NOT ANY MORE,
BUT I HAVE.
484
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,319
- COOL.
485
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,822
- IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL
ANY BETTER, I WAS IN LOVE...
486
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,690
YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED THEM.
487
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,661
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
FEEL ANY BETTER.
488
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,673
- DO YOU WANT OUT?
489
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,511
- NO.
490
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:22,482
I'M ALL IN.
491
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,352
BUT ARE YOU?
492
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,755
- IT WAS OFFICIAL.
493
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,757
WE HAD DTR'ED
FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.
494
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,725
AND I WAS LETTING GO
OF MY FEAR.
495
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,927
MY FEAR OF REJECTION.
496
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,096
BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING TO HIDE.
497
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,098
AND EVEN IF ONLY
ONE VIRTUAL STRANGER
498
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,800
KNEW THE WHOLE TRUTH,
499
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,402
IT WAS TIME TO GO PUBLIC
500
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:47,440
WITH WHAT I COULD
NEITHER FORGIVE NOR FORGET.
501
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,908
- YES.
502
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,477
- THIS CAME IN THE MAIL
FOR YOU.
503
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,880
- AND...SHE'S FINALLY
DOING HER HAIR
504
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,649
NOW THAT SHE HAS A BOYF--
505
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,521
SARAH, I GOTTA GO.
506
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,529
NEXT ON AWKWARD
507
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,863
SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN
AT THE SANCTUARY.
508
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:15,067
- BAD NEWS, DUDES.
WE'VE BEEN TMZ'ED.
509
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,569
- CAN YOU IMAGINE
ALL THE SCANDALOUS STUFF
510
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,804
THAT'S BEEN CAUGHT ON TAPE?
511
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,639
- I AM BARELY
OVER MY SUICIDE STIGMA.
512
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,107
I CAN'T BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL
WHO HOOKED UP ON TAPE.
513
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,442
- JENNA TOLD ME
SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN.
514
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,743
- THE TAPE IS GOING PUBLIC?
515
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,011
- PLEASE DON'T TELL JAKE.
516
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,579
I CAN'T LOSE HIM TOO.
517
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,114
- I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR
THAT YOU KNOW.
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